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Ted Cruz calls Donald Trump a "Rat he wouldn't fuck"
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Uh oh, Rato is getting ratty!
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>>68881385
Holy shit he actually said it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=GFDca4feM8o
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>>68882380

>0.34

david PECKER

P
E
C
K
E
R

meme this, boys.
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>>68882849
I kind of want to meme the part where Ted implies he would fuck a rat.
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>>68882380

God he's such a faggot the way he talks. You can totally tell he just watches videos of JFK and past presidents and studies their body language and speech patterns. Dude is a grade A douchebag
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>>68881385
rato has lost it, let me be clear.
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UNO
RATO
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>>68881385
Why does Cruz always talk this way?
>Pauses after every sentence
>Suddenly changes tone
>Talks like a preacher
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CRUZ IS SUCH A GIGANTIC

F A G G O T !

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/712629063605739520
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>>68883469
Hehe, good one anon
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Gee whiz guys
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>>68883669
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It's fun to watch this guy lose his mind
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>>68883319
He's a Canadian mongrel who fakes a Texas accent. If he wasn't perpetually given words to speak he'd have nothing to say at all
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>>68883543
His dad is an evangelical preacher.
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>>68881385
Sooooooooo...there are rats he would fuck?
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>>68883543
>>68883543
Because he's studying the masters of oration and attempting to create a Frankenstein's Monster of good speech habits, but can't keep them separated. So all of the strong parts of his speech style end up clashing.
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"Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KijuDhqaLs
>>68884073
Yes.
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>>68883872
>has not denied
>refused to deny
>possibly
>could have
>many say
>rumored to
hahahahahahaaha do people actually read this shit, how fucking gullible and dumb do you have to be to fall for this
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National Enquirer endorses Trump.

Only news outlet to take down a democrat in the last endorses Trump. (Stolen from Twitter)
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>>68883543
He needs to drop out and become one. He really would be great at doing something useless as a preacher.

"Now we shall close our eyes and pray...we pray to the Loord God Hallelujah... May he wish upon the sinners of the world to do more good... Let us bow our heads Pray"
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>>68884073
Well, he's doing a pretty good job of fucking himself.
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>>68883944
>If he wasn't perpetually given words to speak he'd have nothing to say at all

Cruz has a genius level IQ, and is a debate master champion. He isn't fed lines by anybody. I don't like his evangelical shtick though, all that tells me is that he's a hard core neo-con.
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>>68881385
Is that a saying in America, "he might be a rat but I don't want to copulate with him"?

Or did he go gran autismo?
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>>68882380
He knows he's fucked.
Ooooooooooooooooooooo, he's sooooooooooooooooo fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
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>mfw meme magic is real
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>>68883469
Now this is a rat I could copulate with.
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There's only one option left to take the rat out....
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We got to him lads. He's actually, literally unravelling in front of our eyes
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I guess this finished the RAT FUCKER.

The RAT FUCKER was quite the worthy pre-final boss for Donald but all it proves is that even if you're some Zodiac killer calculated sociopath "master debater" RAT FUCKER, you still won't stump the Donald.
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This is all so interesting to watch. Anyone remember why Marco Rubio's campaign fell apart? It's because he started to go after Trump by mimicking Trump's casual discourse. We're witnessing the same thing happen to Cruz. He no longer gets the advantage of being the calm, presidential type. It's a slightly different dynamic than Rubio since Cruz is perceived as an outsider (debatable, but it is the perception), but it's going to head in the same direction, a negative for Cruz.
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HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
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>>68884298
It's an awkward reference to "ratfucking". He describes what that is prior to stating that he would fuck a rat that wasn't Donald Trump, but nobody will watch that part of the interview.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking
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>>68881385
Oh shit hes gone off the deep end.
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>>68884470

also

>that id

>a cow 2 seconds before it gets butchered
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>>68881385
He could have gone down so many different paths and he chose this one. Does he really need to deal with the rat fucker angle?
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>>68884298
No, it is him becoming unhinged.
He actually says wants to fuck rats.

>Donald Trump may be a rat, but I would want to fuck him.
The conclusion is that he wants to fuck rats, but Donald is not a rat he find attractive
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>>68882380
>Donald is losing, scared, republicans are uniting against him

Cruz is the most delusional man on the planet
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How will this affect his nominee possibilities? The betting site i have still has trump on the same turnover than before the cuban mistress crisis
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>>68884549
Thx, m8!
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>>68884508

That particular rat bears a striking resemblance to El Rato's father.
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is Ted a moron?

How the fuck could an experienced politician fall into such an obvious trap?

Just ignore it and move on, what the fuck?
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>>68884599
Kek
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>>68884549
He clearly states that he is sexually attracted to rodents, but he is not attracted to Donald Trump.

The Don got under the ratfucker's skin.
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>>68883543
>>Talks like a preacher

obama did the same thing. he takes narrative and life improvement things that preachers do when he talks to black audiences and shit
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From what i've gathered from American politics, is that being sleazy and finding dirt on your opponent to exploit is practically a tradition. So now why is the media and Cruz being like " W-why would Trump say such mean things. H-he's a big bully :'(". Seem's so hypocrtical to start acting like this now.
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>>68881385

Holy shit how childish

DAM the meme magic is going to break him down....
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>>68882380
kek, journalists BTFOing him
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>>68884124

Wait wait wait, does that mean Cruz just admitted to the world that he IS a rat?

>Well let me be clear, Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.
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>>68884892
especially because this was directly in response to cruz campaign going after Trumps wife. Sad!
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>>68884759
He's an affirmative action student, he got into Harvard and Princeton because he's a spic and spics get preference.
So, no, he's not a genius.
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>>68884601
not to mention how offended he acts for attacks on his wife out of principle when his PAC started with doing that and he didn't disavow it.
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>>68884971
He is either a rat who wants to fuck other rats, or he's a human who wants to fuck rats.
Either way, it's not a good thing. We should call PETA on him.
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>>68881385
The lyin'rat calls trump a lyin'rat
wat
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>>68884892
Because that is exactly how the game is played. You find dirt on your opponent and then you attempt to bring it to light without implicating your involvement in it. The only way for your opponent to counterattack is either to find bigger dirt on you or to prove you were involved in bringing the dirt to light.

That's American politics in a nutshell
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>>68884971
no, he admitted to the world that he likes to fuck rats, but not donald trump despite the fact that hes a rat (and cruz like to fick rats)
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>Well let me be clear, Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him
What

The

Fuck

Did

I

Just

Hear

Senpaitachi
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>>68882380
Holy shit Trump is going to go thermonuclear on this fucker.
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Heil Kek, praise be unto him for el rato copulation!
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>>68885205
He could either be a rat wanting to fuck other rats or a human who wants to fuck rats.
So you're both correct.
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>>68881385
>that reporter
>you just blamed trump for your extra-marital affair


My fucking sides
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COPULATING WITH RODENTS

Politics has gotten surreal.
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>Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him

what did he mean by this?
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Go to 2:22.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhCHiUT-Ytw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KijuDhqaLs

Memes will never stop becoming real
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>>68884285
>Cruz has a genius level IQ, and is a debate master champion. He isn't fed lines by anybody
This is the huge fraud out there. PEople easily forget that 25 years ago, a Spic who could operate at even a semi-human level was like finding life on Mars, never mind a "conservative" Spic who was going to "save the Republican party" by "capturing the Spic vote."
HE was helped along and given AA from high school to princeton to law school as much or more than a black would have been.
He's had his ass pounded by a real estate guy with zero political experience the first time he had to go against someone who didn't give him "the benefit of the Spic."
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>>68881385
>There is a rat he would fuck
Don't think he thought that one through.
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>>68883543
He fucking giggles a little after every sentence too. It fucking drives me crazy. Fuckin gigglin' Teddy.
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>>68881385

He is trying to call out /pol/ in this. It's pretty funny.
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>>68883669
From the comments
>He can't even be genuine when someone attacks his wife.
Wew
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>muh """master debater"""
>muh calculated genius sociopath

He's falling apart like a baby in front of THE DONALD, top kek

Ratfuckers on suicide watch
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>>68881385
/pol/ once again proving they are uneducated

He was referencing this term:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratfucking

He was saying he will not participate in dirty politics, unlike Trump who got his buddy at the National Enquirer to publish that fake story.
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>>68884133
Thank you japanon, I dont like Cruz but shitty attack journalism is shitty attack journalism and needs to be called out.
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This is totally like Rubio and his "tiny hands, tiny dick" episode, Rubio decided to get dirty and that's about the last thing he did before retiring from politics altogether.

They both strayed onto Trump's dirty playground and there's no winning there. If he wasn't number two Rato would have two weeks before he drops out.
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>>68885650

fuck off, these sex jokes no one laughs at are completely unnecessary and don't amount to anything, they only give cringe
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>>68885650
just like a fucking leaf to stick up for one of his own
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>>68885399
This was absolutely the least persuasive speech I have ever heard in my entire life.
It's a really obvious that the man is undergoing a breakdown and can no longer keep his composure
If Trump can break him this bad, what would Putin to do him? Clearly unqualified to be president.
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>>68883543
Because his daddy is a preacher loon?
It's cadence. Old oratory trick.
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>>68881385

/pol/, why so much hate towards your next Rodent-in-Cheif?
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>>68882380
LOL
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>>68884214
Underrated
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>>68882380

Nasty guy Ted Cruz.
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Lyin' Ted
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>>68883543
Apparently it gets women.
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>>68885548
He's probably talking about his wife and kids

ayylmao
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>>68885606
Man... i was wondering why the hell he was talking about this. Rat sex is the most memorable part of that speech
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>>68885650
> implying America will understand a reference that isn't from family guy
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>>68885650
>Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.
You cannot save your Canadian rat with such lame damage control.
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>>68885949
He's a nasty guy. Isn't he a nasty guy?
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>>68881385
>Requesting new version of this featuring Rato's mistresses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT9UWjL8DTE
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>>68885606
"Donald Trump is not talking about bringing jobs back, Donald Trump is not talking about bringing manufacturing back!"
Holy fuck Rato you have slipped out of reality and are sliding off towards rabid foam land
say hi to Rubio if you see him
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This is the result of being too PC. He wanted to say "rat fucker" about Trump, but instead it was a creepy story about rats copulating.
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>>68885837
The only boy who could ever get cucked, was the son of a preacher rat.
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somebody shoop Rato copulating with rats pls
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that press conference probably doomed his career
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>>68884091
200% tight
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>>68886171
Kek, that would take me a while but I'll keep it in mind.
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>>68886151
If he had said rat fucker, his evangelical base would have disowned him. Especially since they've been doing ads about how The Don is so vulgar and coarse.
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>>68886171
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>>68886062
"He likes to give people these little nicknames"
Hahahaha pls Donald no bully, pls don't bully me no more, hey everybody let's give him a nickname too we can call him sleazy Donald ok sleazy Donald that will surely stick and we can bully him instead sniff sniff

what a weak little shit
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>>68881385
God damn, I love America. Only in this country could a story like Cruz's be possible
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>>68883319
All of them do that, some are just more natural than others.
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>>68886341
On my phone, but i would make Ted the bottom rat
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>>68882849
Already done. Normies are loving it!
https://www.instagram.com/trumpmemz/
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>>68885650
He's a retarded affirmative action spic who didn't do a day's work in college and now that reality hits him, we can all see how dumb he really is.
>Cuban Obama
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>>68886294
They're not wrong, though. There's no low Trump won't sink to
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>>68881385
Paraphrasing:
"You are one rat I won't fuck."
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>>68881385
>>68882380
>>68883469
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>>68886521
Trump is not the one having press conferences about rat fucking.
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>>68886571
kek'd
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>>68886705
does someone have a webm or mp4 of this?
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Cruz is really starting to crack. This if fucking hilarious.
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>>68886571

savage
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>>68885650
His intent doesn't matter. He worded it awkwardly, the media picked it up, and now he'll be known as the presidential candidate who would have sex with rats (except for Trump).
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>>68886171
This plz
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>>68885990
Yeah it's a double misstep. First off the hurr durr masses simply won't get it. Secondly most of those that do get it will just hear that HE doesn't get it. It's not HOW they get elected that actually bothers people. It's all the shit they pull after being elected, in whatever fashion.
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>>68886758
I don't
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>>68886790
Obviously he wouldn't have sex with Trump, since Trump isn't a rat.
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>>68886853
Such a nasty guy. Isn't he a nasty guy?
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>>68886171
>>68886263
>>68886341
>>68886445
>>68886796
k I did it myself
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>>68886705
FUCKIN' SAVED
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>>68887051
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>>68885650
we all know what it is, pundits know, insiders know.

the average joe does not.

All he heard was "that guy Cruz I was gonna vote for was talking about fucking rats. What the fuck is wrong with that man?"

bye-bye votes.
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>>68884567
I kekd
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>>68887051
LOL
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>>68887051

reported for bestiality
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>>68883669

lel he fucked up the delivery too
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>>68884133
the idea here is to STRONGLY SUGGEST something is amiss. They cannot come right out and say it.

It was written by the same guy who took down edwards in 2008.

The reason it is written this way is so they can't get sued for libel, slander, etc. in america's litigation-happy courts.
>>68885656
you should know that
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>>68886923
He awoke in the morning and to no surprise
The rat of last night had fled
Stains of cheddar on his body that ran
From his toes to the top of his head
The alarm stung his ear, he rolled over to spy
Much to his chagrin and his dread
A crumpled rat condom with his bite marks
Strewn by the side of the bed

Rat fucker! Rat fucker! That’s what they said
Rat fucker! Rat fucker! That’s what they said
No, never fuck a rat, dear, that’s what mommy said
Never, never fuck a rat, dear, that’s what mommy said
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>>68881385

>ratface is projecting

lol
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You know why Rato hasn't threatened to sue National Enquirer for libel?

Because the story is true.
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He must know by know the internet constantly makes fun of how he looks and calls him a rat.

This was literally nothing more than a cheap shot at Trump, and his supporters memes.

Funny though, coming from a guy who also wouldn't fuck his wife, but 5 random mistresses were good enough.
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>>68887051
fixed some details
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>>68886571
bretty gud
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>>68887476
Well, that backfired.
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>>68887491
Someone reply to Rato's tweets with this pic
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>>68884549

Still don't get what it means
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>>68887581
I will
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>>68885520
Oh look, a stormweenie. You do realize Ted Cruz and even Marco Rubio are much smarter than you, right? You can project and deny all you want, but it's true.
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>>68887051
FLOOD THE REST OF THE INTERNET WITH THIS BRILLIANT CREATION!
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>>68887581
>>68887623
>>68887699
help me guise
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>>68887386
He went to the bar and he started to drink
He drank and he drank and he drunk
He walked up to him and said,
How could you leave?
But all he could do was squeak

He knew it was over, it sunk in just then
It was time to say it’s the end
He scurried out the door and jumped into a hole
And fucked all his mousy friends
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>>68887691
>tiny hands
>rat fucker

Yeah, no.
They're affirmative action creations, programmed to obey.
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>>68887824
>millennials choose cruz

What did they do? Poll his two daughters than call it a day?
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>>68887691

>calls someone a stormweenie
>offers no substantive response
>shitposts

Go home, cuckaluck
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>>68887957
Some guy named (((Meyer))) shilling a Fox shill poll
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>>68883319
Not because it es ezze but because it es HAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD
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>>68887491
>>68887699
>>68887824
help me spread it, the other anon's double command it!
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>>68888153
You need to add what Ted Cruz actually said, otherwise it doesn't make sense.
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For an evangelic his language is pretty colorful.
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>>68887855
we need Trump to read this just as he did with that snake story
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>>68887491
MEMETASTIC!

The feds are so fucking jelly right now.
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>>68881385

5 mistresses? I'm still trying to get my head around him actually finding one woman who would marry/fuck him.
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>>68882380
what time does he say this?
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>>68887824
Did this get deleted or something?
I can't find it.
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>>68882380
I don't understand how he can say any of that with a straight face.
/pol/, help. I just cannot comprehend the world of Ted Cruz.
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>>68888531
He's a canadian lawyer, being a lying bag of shit is literally his career.
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>>68888236
k I redid it
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>>68885650
Fun fact: It appears the Enquirer story was pushed by the Rubio camp. Trump dindu nuffin.

>A half-dozen GOP operatives and media figures tell The Daily Beast that Cruz’s opponents have been pushing charges of adultery for at least six months now—and that allies of former GOP presidential hopeful Marco Rubio were involved in spreading the smears.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html

Regardless of who you support, leaf man, your greasy boy Rafael is going fucking down.
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>>68888515
I deleted it to redo it

https://twitter.com/journalistplsgo/status/713759847838298112

nvm my fake kike name, it's a shilling account
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>>68887957
I doubt his daughters would choose him.
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>>68881385
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>>68887942
>affirmative action
Just so you know, Spics get nowhere near the level of affirmative action points that niggers get. I knew a spic in high school that was salutatorian and didn't even get in to a prestigious school because he lacked extracurriculars or whatever. Some nigger that played basketball got into Harvard though. So research things before you say them, you just look stupid.

>>68887982
Sure, because your posts were so substantive and full of enlightened proof. You got called a stormweenie for doing what stormweenies do, which is automatically assume the worst of a person just out of physical characteristics. Do you have proof that he got in because of affirmative action? No?
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>>68884739
>papa rat

I am losing my shit

I hope that this campaign destroys all chances of El Rato ever working in politics again.
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>>68887691
>stormweenie
I wish you didn't come here ever
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>Dude it's all baseless conjecture lmao
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>>68888764
Because it's true? You fuckers shit up this board. If you want an echo chamber, go back to stormfront.
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>>68885048
I don't like Cruz, but you'd be delusional to not call him a genius in the academic sense.
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>>68885650
It's not dirty politics if it's true, which it is. It's just politics.
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>>68888693
>Spics get nowhere near the level of affirmative action points that niggers get.
But they do get affirmative action points.
Ted Cruz is a result of affirmative action.
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>>68887051
Yus! Memety boopity boo
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>>68888888
:O
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>>68888837
Nobody has mentioned either of those terms in a very long time, you stand out like a sore thumb saying them.
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>>68888888
nice numbers
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>>68888693
>Spics get nowhere near the level of affirmative action points that niggers get.

Holy shit, cucks like you will never get it.
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>>68887824
Hahaha great
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>>68885484
is that real or shopped? because I would do many things for nudes of trumps wife
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>>68888888
wasted
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>>68888888
aw shit

kek has spoken
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>>68882380
>donald trump may be a rat, but i have no desire to copulate with him

>even though trump is a sexy rodent I still wouldn't fuck him

I can't handle this. Laughing this much shouldn't hurt.
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>>68888888
KEK WILLS IT
CRUZ IS A GENIUS
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>>68888588
But surely he can't openly deny things that are part of the public record? How can he, for instance, state that Trump "never talks about bringing jobs back to America; never talks about bringing money back into America - he just slings mud," when that is objectively and verifiably false?
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>>68888888
Nice digits
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>Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him

So you're saying there's a chance?
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>>68888888
Witnessing
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>>68888888
fucking wasted
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>>68888909
Then prove it. Let's see where he lacks acadic credentials if you're so sure of yourself. I could say the same about Trump. I could say he only got into the school he did because of Daddy's money and connections.
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>>68888888
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>pic related
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>>68887957

Let me guess, they took millennials in general and not Republican-leaning millennials...

Okay, after looking at the poll. I was right. They took live registered voters by phone from all parties.

40% of respondents were self-described Democrats, and even then Trump still won the 1st choice of the candidates offered (Cruz, Trump, Kasich).

Using landlines actually should help Cruz as tech-savvy and stronger conservatism correlate negatively against each other.

So yeah, he did perform better in the millennial age group, but lost overall in the poll, however, about half of the millennials would also be Bernie or Shillary millennials, so they might be inclined to vote him over Trump due to their indignant outrage yadda yadda.
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68888888(moron)

Wasted
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>>68888888
WASTED
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Do you guys think Ted has seen us calling him rato and couldn't help talking about rats? Is he literally shaking rn?
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>>68885520
Lol u so mad white boi
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>>68888969
They have, I see them all the time. If you're only here to shill you wouldn't know obviously.
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>>68888888
WASTED DIGITS
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>>68889172
Noooooooo
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>>68888981
Then prove its wrong. I've observed this first hand.
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>>68888888
checked faggot
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>>68888888
checkeroonie mate
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>>68888888
rip in pieces, at least I witnessed
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>>68889105
This is what you wrote:
>Spics get nowhere near the level of affirmative action points that niggers get.
You are admitting that spics get affirmative action benefits, just not as much as Basketball-Americans.
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>>68888888
>I don't like Cruz, but you'd be delusional to not call him a spic in the affirmative action sense.
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>>68888888
SEPTS OF TRUTH
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>>68889195
A bigger liar than Ted Cruz with even less energy.
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>>68889244
Any affirmative action is despicable. I don't care if it is less than niggers.
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>>68888888
The genius is having a breakdown while the world laughs. Hell, he just said attack 8888888 times.
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>>68887824
Modern politics in a nutshell
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>>68888888
Worst get ever
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>>68884508
One of Glenn Beck's Jewish Masters proudly displays his naked form.
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>>68884739

Triggered. His dad has that old vile bible-thumpin' face. The lips especially...those are the lips of a man perfused with hate and Jesus.
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I like to have sex with rats. I like taking them, putting them on my dick, and cumming in their little ratholes. I spend most of my free time browsing FurAffinity to find the next rodent to spill my seed to. I like to have sexual relations with rats on a regular basis. It's how I get my kicks. If I was locked in a dungeon, I would be fine with that because rats are always in those, and I like to fuck them. I once got laid at Disney World, but I was disappointed to find that Mickey was actually a mouse. But it was close enough until I could get to the nearest pet shop. I remember reading Harry Potter to my wife's daughters and getting a boner when Scabbers showed up. It was even better when I learned he was a man who could turn into a rat, because I could relate to that. I had to close the book after that and find a rat to fuck right away. Because I like to copulate with rats on a daily basis. But I draw the line at Donald Trump.
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>>68888888
fucking wasted
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>>68888836
the meme is real
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>>68886354
>sniff sniff
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>>68888888
I'll never check these. Disavowed.
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>>68888888
oh my
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>>68882849
>david PECKER
this, you almost got danish tier names over there
ie langballe is a common danish name, yes you should be able to understand what that translates to
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>>68888888
>>68888888
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>>68888888
What a wasted post. Terrible Terrible post.
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>>68888888
confirm
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>>68888888
JUST
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>>68881385
Doesn't Rafael "Canadian brown rat" Cruz have handlers or speech writers?
He really thinks he is a genius and this is what he comes up with...
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>>68882380
>Donald this
>Donald that
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>>68881385
Are we living in a fucking bizzaro world? this is the best election ever and every candidate but Trump are fucking themselves.
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>>68889304
You must have trouble with basic reading comprehension. That post does acknowledge that, but since it is not significant it isn't a gauge for academic merit. Give proof that Cruz is an idiot. Back up your statements or do you not know how arguments work?
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>>68889812
THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!!!
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>>68888888
>Is el rato a misunderstood genius?
No, you just wasted those septs.

I hope Trump will make gets great again.
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>>68888888
worst get
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>>68889456
So, no proof then?
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>>68889795
and with memes we can make it backfire
>>68887491
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>>68889838
>Give proof that Cruz is an idiot.
He said "Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him" at a press conference.
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>>68883543
Obongo speaks the same way. Prolly think it makes them sound 2deep4u
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>>68888888
HELO RATO
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HOLDS THE RAT HIGH
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Why would Cruz come out and say that he likes to fuck rats?
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>>68888888
The 8s of weak b8.

Very very low energy.
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>>68889960
Your genius spic just implied that he would fuck rats in a cringey statement and every knows that spics benefit from affirmative action. GTFO of this thread you fucking shill. Your tumblr blog awaits.
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>>68888888
GENIUS RAT LAYING WASTE TO THE COMB-OVER DON!
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>>68890194
whatcha eatin rabbi
Let me try again:
whatcha eatin rato
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>>68883872

Katrina is a qt
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>>68890315
Look at his face, he's a TransRatter.
>rodents in disguise
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>us politics has fallen so low it has resorted to talking about rats having sex

I'm done with politics.
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>Now that is one rat that I wouldn't fuck!
What the fuck is he thinking? Did he start taking the same drugs Rubio was?
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>>68888888
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>>68888888

what a waste.
poster, hang yourself.
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>>68890636

>>68887210

>>68887293
>>68887312
>>68887341


I'm going to blow your minds, little cucks.

Magic is real. Or rather, I should say, possible. But not in the way it is normally understood.

The old initiatic rites of the world of Tradition are still kept alive by secret societies, located mostly in and around Rome. These circles predate Rosicrucianism and even Hermeticsim; they are composed of the descendants of Roman patrician families and the best esotericists and occultists alive today.

A brief reference is made to these groups in the Inner Traditions edition of the collected works of the UR Group, of which Julius Evola was the head. It is stated therein that a man, name unknown, writing under the pen name "Ekatlos," was the custodian of certain esoteric secrets and even objects belonging to the world of Tradition. Ekatlos, Evola, and others became so influential in Europe that Mussolini himself feared and respected them. They did so by forming a magical "chain," an imitation of the old priestly castes of Tradition, which was able to receive inspiration "from above."

These groups and others took part in an Occult War, which paralleled the Second World War, and whose result was devastating to Western Man's spirituality. Opposed to the UR Group and the old patrician circles were the satanists of Aleister Crowley, whose Thelema is little more than the invocation of demons and dark forces. Crowley himself suggested that Churchill use the "V for Victory" sign, which was in essence a magical gesture, signifying the eternal waters, the vulva, and Venus. He invoked the telluric to wage war against the solar and boreal, represented by Himmler and the SS, whose allies included the UR group and the patrician circles I have already mentioned. Proof of this can be found on the cover art of Crowley's first book, which contains both a swastika and a V, published long before World War II ever broke out.

There is a spiritual war being waged in secret, (cont.)
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>>68881385
He's an evangelical son of a preacher who cheats on his wife and talks about rodent intercourse during a press conference. The cringe is in full effect.
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>>68881385
Rat face spic canacuck getting rekt.
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>>68888153
Inb4 Poland gets an IP range ban again...
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Lyin' Ted will be forced to live in Zootopia for the rest of his life as a rat ONLY if you reply to this post with BYE RATO!
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>>68885650
All he said was "Let me be clear, I copulate with rats"
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>>68888888
DIE
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>>68887491

This is an original, love it.

Saved multiple times.
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