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Just look at her facial expressions when the affair is brought up, she is totally guilty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_kimVFRsps
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>mfw I made this

>mfw it's everywhere now
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>>68869951
So did he?
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>>68869951
I wonder how this is going to effect Ted Cruz's campaign? He is totally guilty but the News has been for the most part keeping silent about this for now....
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>>68869903
>Just look at her facial expressions when the affair is brought up, she is totally guilty
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Ted Cruz is known to be THE most hung guy in Washington, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Amanda's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Ted barely able to force it past the knob, and Amanda moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasmed within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Ted's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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>>68869951
allah bless you achmet, you are doing the right thing!!
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>>68870581
Wow German bro you put alot of thought into this.... Thats kinda of fucking weird
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>>68870581
fucking kek, germbro started early with the drugs.

good stuff though, much appreciated
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>>68870581
>german bro fantasizing about other mens cocks
why am I not surprised???
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>>68870929
>>68871169
>>68871246
Are you pretending to be retarded?
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>>68870929
>>68871169
>>68871246
>not knowing about this OG /tv/ copypasta
The original was about Liam Neeson and Natalie Portman you plebs
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>>68869903
>Leave heidi alone!
just like cruz did to be with all them wymynz
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>>68870581

Thanks for the laughs /tv/
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>>68871426
I tried frequenting /tv/ but it is so toxic with cuckery that I will only go there ever so often.

didn't know of that pasta tbhfamalam
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>>68870929
Don't you know the memes, bro?
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>>68871581
If you actually look deep enough it's /lit/ levels of patrician but there's such a thick layer of memes orbiting the good posts it can be a chore to find it unless you know where to look.
Get a letterboxd account and lurk the generals if you actually wanna learn about good kino
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Someone posted a picture of her daughter and Cruz's face. When did he meet her? Is it even a possibility that her child is his?
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>>68871791
not sure it's worth it though but thanks for the solid advice.
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>>68869951
Rewarding isnt it? I wouldnt know..
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>>68869903
Look at Adriana's gleeful look on her face before she talks! Fucking amazing.
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>>68869903
>three whores

Didn't watch. Wtf is wrong with our media?Why are there so many skanks talking politics? This isn't the news my dad used to watch.
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Don Lemmon's had a fuck up too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VenYhwuov8Q
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And if we want to get really "tin foil", go look up Father Cruz's church incorporation and tax filings. Hillbilly meth op is the nicest way it was described to me, amid other things.

Ted makes Silvio look like a saint and if he ever did make it to the white house, without a rock solid PR machine like the Clintons, Ted will likely be a source and risk for every kind of honey trap east of Poland.
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>>68872324
They take a few dicks here and there and get some raises, some extra fame, a better position, whatever. Whores are going to be whores. The media always pushes this as normal. It's kind of sad.
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>>68872411
CNN everyone.
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>>68872411
>>68872574
Shitshow. Why can't nigs just do what they're told and follow rules?
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Any non-guilty person would not react like that. lol lol lol lol lol olololololoolololoo HAAAPPPNENNINGGNNGGNGNGNGNNG!!! ! !! ! !! !! ya
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>>68869903
Look at the other bitch in the bottom left corner say "HA!" and makes a toothy smile as the mistress on top says "this is not moving on". She knows something.

This is how bitches treat each other. The gleeful shit eating grin that the bitch on the bottom left has betrays her glee at the mistress's discomfort.
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>>68871476

Don't use that, it's a shill pic
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>>68869951

And she has his jacket...

Fuck, they are acting like high school kids when he is a goddamn sitting senator.
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>>68872459
No we dont want to get "tin foil" we need to find evidence that this affair actually happened because it did
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>>68872864

Is it confirmed?
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>>68872411
How is Don Lemmon still on the air? He is such a shit news anchor
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>>68872490
I like women, but I can't bear to listen to them speak. Every time I hear a woman's voice I just want to slap the fuck out of her and slam my cock down her throat.
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>>68872864
>And she has his jacket...

Post proof?
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>>68872411
was not cool, he goofed
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>>68872952
He hit the diversity jackpot by being a very white-acting gay nigger.
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cruzmissiles are demoted to cruzefirecrackers
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>>68871893
Not sure if the timeline or even the child's age, but Heidi did have a major meltdown 10yrs ago would you say she is around 10yrs old???
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>>68872961
You sound like a reasonable, well adjusted person. I bet you have a healthy social life.
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>>68870581

appropriate use of a copypasta.

have a (You)
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>>68873292
I don't as a matter of fact.
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>>68873169
They kind of do look alike lol
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>>68873168
>cruzmissiles are demoted to cruzefirecrackers
CruzingCandles
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>>68869903
>You were named, Amanda.

Why are women such bitches?
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>>68873772
kek

low energy candles
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>>68872849
shill spotted trying to suppress the truth. be less obvious for your paypal bux newbie
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Don't forget to give your daily dose of high energy to Adriana.

She's such a QT
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>>68873169
amanda carpenter is refusing to release the birth certificate because it will show ted cruz is the father of her bastard child.
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>>68873169

what the fuck is wrong with his lips
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>>68869903
Kate Bolduan is a hot piece of ass but a total cunt. She just can't help but protect the Jews at CNN, can she? Goddamn.
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MORE INTERESTING STUFF

http://twitchy.com/2013/05/28/its-a-boy-amanda-carpenter-announces-birth-of-son-on-twitter/

>Amanda Carpenter, senior communications adviser to Senator Ted Cruz, tweeted the news of her son’s birth early Tuesday morning. Congratulations poured in:

FROM: http://www.free-online-calculator-use.com/reverse-due-date-calculator.html#calculator

According to my calculations, given the baby is due on Tuesday, May 28th, 2013, this would put the conception date on or around Tuesday, September 4th, 2012.

Furthermore, considering sperm can live for 5-7 days in a woman's body (under ideal conditions), this would mean you (or the mother of the baby if checking someone else's conception date) likely had sexual intercourse sometime between Thursday, August 30th, 2012 and Tuesday, September 4th, 2012.

https://twitter.com/search?q=from%3Aamandacarpenter%20since%3A2012-08-30%20until%3A2012-09-04&src=typd

So we know the son isn't his, because this was before she joined his staff. Also, pregnant sex is unlikely, so it was probably at least July 2013 or later before they started fucking.
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>>68873921
Amanda is the real bitch here, she is on CNN attacking Donald Trump for posting that picture of Ted Cruz's wife on Twitter when she herself is actually fucking Ted Cruz behind his wife's back
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>>68872849
10 rupees have been deposited into your account
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>>68873921
That clip is the funniest thing I've seen for years.

Accused of being a mistress on live TV is not a regular occurance
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>>68874217
you can se her tilting her head when the high energy woman brings up the scandal. she is being told to shut it down so she is just doing what she is told. most likely
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>>68872411
Don Lemon is a fucking idiot. Typical nigger faggot.
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>>68874272
she had sex with him to join his staff derpy or during who knows or cares, their careers are over either way,.
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>>68873015

Men's jackets have their buttons on the right side. Since the photo is taken in a mirror, left and right are swapped. The buttons on the left confirm that she is wearing a men's jacket.

Cruz is only 5'8 and has short arms, She's fairly tall with long arms, explaining the sleeves.
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>>68872459
Silvio is pretty based though desu.
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>>68874217
>Kate Bolduan is a hot piece of ass

Agreed hottest journalist on TV IMO but a total shill
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>>68872961
Some women are based but they're the weaker of the sexes. Fucking Eve had to cavort with the serpent and damn us all, eh?
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>>68874413
>not Alisyn Camerota
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>>68874272

Now, on the other hand, her daughter is too old from her Twitter posts.

https://twitter.com/search?q=daughter%20from%3Aamandacarpenter&src=typd

Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter 23 Jun 2012

Thank you CHRIS for this wonderful Mother's Day present and our beautiful daughter #weareflatts

She don't mention Chris no mo. KEKED.
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>>68874413
I'd fuck her and then hate myself for it then fuck her again.

A wise man once said you live your life one load at a time with sadness and misery in between.
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>>68871476
Shill created that
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>>68869903
CNN is just pissed off that they are losing their ammunition they were gonna use to swiftly kill Cruz if he was the nominee, they do not want him destroyed before that.
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>>68871555
Wasted trips
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>>68874474
No dude its not even close she is like 40.........
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>>68871476

Reminder to watch out for shills that try to make you spread misinfo on social media.
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>>68872864
Sex and flings do that to people, especially women.
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>>68874669
There are some people who are in their 70's browsing /pol/

Too them that's a hot piece of ass.
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>>68874616
CNN has been keeping very quiet about all this... I wonder how long they can keep it silent they obviously dont want to talk about it
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This "story" isn't even up on Fox News' home page anymore.

CNN only has a story about Cruz blaming Trump for it.

MSNBC has a story with Ted calling it garbage.

Where are all the accusers coming forward to verify this? Where are all the BREAKING NEWS headlines confirming it?
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She finally tweeted after a 24 hour absence

She usually tweets 50+ day
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>>68874847
Soon, senpai, soon.
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>>68874716
uhhh you know your just bumping thread and proving your a cruz shill since your the only one shutting down truth. they really hire dumb ppl these days it seems.
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>>68874847
not until monday, weekends go slow and no ratings so their holding out.
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>>68874817
This story will be big on Monday.
They've got the weekend to put together some grand news segment.
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>>68874847
The Major news networks have been trying to blackout this whole story, we need actual evidence
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>>68874852
She is nervous she knows the scandal is true
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>>68872864

non-virgin here. women do not get entirely dressed and then put on their man's jacket, unless there is some sort of reason. that boring jacket over that boring dress is simply her clothing.

it's really hot for a naked woman to put on your SHIRT and walk around with her butt showing.
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>>68874163

>what the fuck is wrong with his lips
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>>68874847
lol

Nigger, do you even understand how news cycles work? Not only is it a weekend but it's fucking EASTER.

Monday+

Video will drop before March 29th, they're sitting on it.
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>>68874847
"Surely someone other than NE or someone on youtube will confirm this story", says increasingly cucked Trump faggot
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>a woman responding immediately with raw emotion and any logic or thought intricacy was immediately barred out from how to deny it calmly

surprise
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>>68874988
But what actual evidence do they have to prove the affair happened? Without solid evidence i dont think they are going to cover it
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Did Cruz shave his balls for Amanda?
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>>68869903
I don't even understand this whole scandal.
How did this even get started? So where is the evidence for this?
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>>68875192
You want a semen stained blue dress?

kek
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CARLY FIORINA PAC
TED CRUZ PAC

SAME FUCKING ADDRESS

COLLUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
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>>68875201
>Did Cruz shave his balls for Amanda?

mexicans don't have hairy balls.
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>>68875182
I know its freaking hilarious she basically outed herself based on her emotions alone, no one who was innocent would react like that

"Call My Lawyer"

She is so guilty and she knows she has been caught, I love it
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>>68875192

there's a video of Cruz leaving a hotel + bar with a woman that isn't Heidi on Tuesdays and Thursdays
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>>68875344

are those pages still up? not like you can't just inspect element or hit f11 and change the text lol
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Guys, What keywords do you think Lubio's people would use for the Cruz video on Youtube? they said they'd "find it" on youtube so it has to be up right?
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>>68875344

We've been over this. The address is like how companies use the Cayman Islands. It's a firm that receives mail for different PACs.
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>>68875431
Knock yourself out Mr. Internet Sleuth

http://makeamericaawesome.com/about/#sthash.jCxVWqlx.dpbs

http://carlyforamerica.com/contact
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>>68875243
Basically some tabloid article supposedly has evidence that Cruz has been cheating on his wife with at least 5 women,

/pol/ played a HUGE part in spreading the story and now thew media has been forced to cover it at least a little \

Still waiting on the evidence but Cruz is guilty i just know it
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>>68875481
And the names of the other organizations using this mailing address?
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>>68871791
>/lit/
>""""""""""""""patrician""""""""""""""

lol ok sure bud
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>>68875397
allegedly a video
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>>68875397
>there's a video of Cruz leaving a hotel + bar with a woman that isn't Heidi on Tuesdays and Thursdays

SOURCE!!??
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>>68875344
I think an anon proved that the address is linked to a company that handles PAC accounting for a number of groups.
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>>68875630
lol
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>>68875529

The story definitely has legs. Rumors have been aruond for weeks. check out pic related
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>>68874716
Daytime ppl don't know yet.
Also make sure they know he responds more than others every thread and always accuses those of us who call him on his shit of being Cruz shills.
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>>68875684
Completely unsurprising The Washington Times would protect their boy Cruz. It is surprising they would lie about employing that guy, especially when he proved his employment by posting checks on Twitter.
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>>68875684

I saw that.

Beautiful
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>>68875684
The plot thickens.... i really hope after all this that this story actually ends up going somewhere and Cruz is exposed as the rat he is
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>>68874847

If it's not true why doesn't ted sue ne?
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>>68875687

I'm collecting his responses now. I got a couple in pic related. I swear these shills must use bots to come up with this shit.
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>>68875192
The media does not need any real evidence, just enough info to cause some sort of speculation. Combine that with a flashy video of chopped up archived video and images, and you've got your typical nightly news story.

The majority of viewers will eat it up and turn what is practically nothing into something huge and damaging.
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>>68875885
Probably because it's true, anon, and the depositions would be far more damaging than the scandal itself.
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Cruz denies is on his Twitter right now. Says trump did it.

I believe Ted. Why would he cheat before running for president. Makes nonsense.

He knows it would be bad. Anyway it's Easter so let's put this behind us for a while. Ok.
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>>68875588

https://www.google.com/search?q=po+box+26141+alexandria+va&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Have fun.
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>>68875885
remember those 5 are those who are known.

maybe some of those are false but ted has probably fucked around a lot more and hw knows this will unravel if he sues.
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>>68875909
cruz shill your race is over now.
why even try? your just making yourself seem to be more of a loser.
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>>68875684

Updated.
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>>68875926

weak bait
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BEEP BEEP!

PRESS "B" AND BASED JEEP WILL CRUSH WHATS LEFT OF RATOS CAMPAIGN

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv8Uav-uULE
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>ted cruz is a cheater.

and there are people will vote for a guy that is so stupid that will marry with a person that he is not deeply in love enought to the point of never cheating her.

Yes lets get the bad points of the marriage without the love that will make up those bad points


Whats next, spend 10000 dollars on a gun to steal from a homeless guy?
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>>68876157
You are
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>>68874108
>>68874108

It's a shill pic, from an established shill, get rid of the pedo stuff, Cruz camp can use that against you
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>>68875925

Well shiiet, I thought this was just a smear that would blow away eventually. If this shit escalates to msm it might even end Teds political career for good.
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>>68872864
They probably put the tattoos on each other while they were hanging out naked together. Right after they hatched the scheme to lie about Ben Carson dropping out in Iowa.
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Poor Rato, well not really.

It'll be fun watching him walk the walk of shame like so many others.
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CNN said they would not discuss the scandal unless they had more proof, so send CNN proof
http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/

http://www.cnn.com/feedback/tips/
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>>68876429
Wanna bet if it was a Trump scandal they'd talk about it nonstop? Fucking assholes.
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>>68876285
there is no cruz camp cruz shill, also there is no proof ted isnt a pedo due to his wifes attempted suicide.

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded, who pays you? imma need make some calls cause your bad at even trying to fit in here which shows how dumb you are.
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>>68869903

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1458/79/1458797328301.swf
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>>68873169
She's 6. Amanda got pregnant while working for another senator. About a week after the daughter was born she quit. A month later she was hired by Cruz.

Do what you will with that information.
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>>68876525

Fucking this.

They love to go on about Trump without any evidience.

This is actually relevant, they have to at least discuss it.
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>>68874272
She was working for another senator at the time. Still completely possible it's his.
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Now that Rubio is out of the race any evidence will not see the light of day.
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>>68876532

Your comment speaks for itself.

Leave the pedo accusations out for now, Cruz Camp will jump on it to gain sympathy, stick to what we know right now, don't even know the teachers name.
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>>68876590
So she's not even Cruz' daughter?
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>>68876145
Why is the Washington post shilling for Cruz? I thought they hated each other...
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>>68870581
Go seek help.
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Bathroom location found
>Bathroom location found
Bathroom location found
>Bathroom location found
Bathroom location found
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>>68876186
Whats really funny is the people who are voting for Cruz are doing so because they Think Trump is immoral now that Teds Affairs have been exposed I wonder if they will still support him
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>>68870302
Theres no real evidence dumbass. If you werent a nu-/pol/ election year endless summer trumpfag youd realize that
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>>68876893
times
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>>68873921
Amanda had it coming.
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>>68876934
REEEEEEEEE NEWFAG GTFO
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>>68869903
>using jew tactics against the opposition
Why are you supporting this /pol/? Where is your integrity?
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>>68876893

The greater evil for them is Trump
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>>68876893

No idea. I guess they hate Trump more. Also it's Washington Times.
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>>68877002
Ted, pls. There is no such thing as newfags anymore.
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>>68876965
Okay...how is this relevant?
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>>68877035
/pol/ has become the Jew
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>>68869951
re the suit jacket

It appears that Cruz usually wears a double vented notch lapelled single breasted suit

Although she's wearing a single breasted notch lapel (normal), that jacket is either single vented or there's no vent at all

Look at how the bottom of the jacket hugs her bottom

A ladies suit jacket is more likely to be ventless, this is a feminine style, double vents are more of a male thing since we like to put our hands in our pockets and sit down with it buttoned whereas a woman would have a shorter jacket length which lends itself to not being vented

Still doesn't disprove that they fucked and gave each other tattoos
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>>68876893
Hillary is Washington Post's candidate.
Cruz is the other establishment candidate.
They only really, really do NOT want Trump or Sanders to win.
The exact same can be said for every other major media outlet
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>>68877035
Got fight jew with jew.
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>>68872411
Jesus Christ

what the fuck

how.... is this really fucking America?
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>>68870581
>people don't know about this pasta
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>>68877035
you must become the jew to defeat the jew
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So, you stopped trying to find the other two, or what?
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>>68875885
If it's not true they would sue for libel immediately. If it's true they attack the character of the tabloid. This is EXACTLY what happened when the NE reported on Edward's love child, sinking his political career.
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>>68877147
>>68877147

It's been that way for a while. There is no neutral reporting. Everyone has picked sides and someone is always pulling the strings.
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>>68871581

>complains about cuckery
>types like a nigger

You're the cuck, sven.
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>>68876267
no u
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>>68877064
You can tell by the vernacular of most idiots in these sex scandal threads that they are complete newfags. Just look at the responders to this pasta >>68870581
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>>68877284
lol
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>>68877201

The first 3 were easy because they are connected to Lyin' Ted's campaign, they're well known, and they're on tv.

The other 2 are some teacher and a hooker. Unless you personally recognize them, it's gonna be hard as fuck to find them through internet sleuthing. It would take time.

At this point, we really need to just wait for National Enquirer to release the evidence they're holding onto.
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>>68876174
HAHAHAH anon, it's like Ted Cruz's face all over it. Did you shop this for him?
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>>68870581
Imagine being Amanda in that hotel room and having to be all like "damn, Ted Cruz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 21 year old in her bed room. Like seriously imagine having to be Amanda and not only sit in that chair while Ted Cruz flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his boogers and leathery skin, and just sit there, tuesday after tuesday, hour after hour, while he perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but hus haughty attitude as everyone on the campaign tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, TED CRUZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in America. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Amanda. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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>>68877261
t. cruz low energy light bulb
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>>68877201
We have to focus on what we already know first
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Was there any confirmation on Jeff Roe (Cruz Manager) buying the Melania shoot licensee from GQ employee, Ben Shales?
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>>68876818
It means that she got pregnant, then quit and went to work for Cruz almost immediately after.
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>>68876965
WHAT! I, like, can't, I just can't even even right now!
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>>68877261
Go elect another black panther as president
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>>68877400
Dude WTF......
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>>68871476
How did he bang so many hot women
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>>68877284
i watched that bit.
the guy was pretty much told to fuck off
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>>68877284
how could anyone take this dumb slut seriously?
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>>68877399
No, it's not shopped. It's 'unscientific face reading'.

Slightly easier to read.
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>>68877531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc
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>>68876965
Some random bathroom?
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Amanda Carpenter was one of the main people to push that Carson had dropped out
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>>68877531
>How did he bang so many hot women

he's a senator. do you seriously have no idea how the world works?
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>>68877531
There are maybe two hot women there, but it's hard to tell.

He can pull in decent ladies though because he's a smooth talker. Comes with the territory, you have to give credit where credit is due, so we have to acknowledge that the guy is charismatic and pretty much a genius.
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hmm but otoh

this photo was taken on the 2nd April 2014 one day after the tattoo

same suit? why not

and it is a short length even on his 5'8" frame

so overall it's a short suit jacket; many women wearing it would not be drowning in excess fabric

same colour too
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>>68870581
Was this pasta ever about Yeb?
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>>68877400
Started off good but then you shat the bed.
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>>68873169
Holy shit, that's his kid! Get him on Maury...now!
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>>68877666
yeah sure, he's finished
so are the whores
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>>68877652
lol karma is funny sometimes
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>>68877779
I gave up at the end
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>>68876746
theres a reason noone responds to you or reads what you type....
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>>68877724
i dont understand the point you're trying to make here anon....
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>>68869903
All that face touching and hair stroking...she's trying to hide.
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Oh no, another FiveGals situation

I can't even stand to look at Rato's slimy face. Why the fuck would anyone want to sleep with him?
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>>68869903

Has Sarah Flores denied the scandal yet? Her Twitter has been silent. She may be the weak link if the Feds start investigating that 500k gift.
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>>68877654
I get that he has 'power' but isn't he manlet?
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>>68877238
But they're literally all pushing liberal ideals and globalism. This is sickening. We've lost already
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>>68877934
Career climbing
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>>68877864
That's okay. I was done fapping before then.
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>>68877948
I dont think she has mentioned it yet at all
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>>68877238
It's a good thing world has /pol/.
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>>68876184
>come here illegally
>expect protection from LE
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>>68877967
Good point. No woman would ever fuck a 5'8" guy, ever, for any reason.

>believing in memes this much
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Soooo, are we in a dead end? Seems like its dying down everywhere? Are we waiting for NE to release next batch of dirt they have?
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>>68877284
Never thought I'd see the day when the word"meme" would be seriously used on CNN.
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>#CubanMistressCrisis

You can't make this shit up
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I wonder how Heidi Cruz is reacting to these affairs?

Will she divorce Ted Cruz or does she already know about them?
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>>68877887

I'm arguing with myself other whether Amanda Carpenter is wearing his jacket

There's not a single photo of her online wearing a ladies blazer

And Cruz is a short man who that month was wearing a short suit jacket relative to his body

I wish the photo of her was better
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>>68877967
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>>68877400
>>68877519

I really don't get why /tv/ is not appreciated more for all these funny pastas they provide.
This is "Imagine being Arnold" when Jamie lee Curtis strips in True Lies
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>>68877519
>>68877779

>not recognizing copypasta

How did we get to this point?
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>>68878197
she will have a breakdown and go all out rat poison. question is when
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>>68878209
>I'm arguing with myself other whether Amanda Carpenter is wearing his jacket

do women get fully dressed and then put on their man's boring jacket? why?

it's hot for a naked woman to put on your shirt and prance around with her naked butt showing, but for her to do that makes no sense. especially to then take a pic and post it on the internet.

IT'S NOT HIS COAT.
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Regardless of political views, this is some SJW witch hunt tier stuff.
We need evidence to sway either direction on this.
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>>68876532
>>68874280

The reason people say not to use the pedo pic is because there's not any leads on that story. The report itself in the pic is fine IMO, but the pedo accusation removes credibility. The one gif with the three known women is much more solid in trying to show people that something happened.

Like if I say that Barack Obama is secretly a Muslim, but then follow it up with saying he's actually Miley Cyrus in disguise, it takes all seriousness away from my first statement. Keep it to what we're 99% certain about if you don't want people to dismiss it.
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>>68878138

I think so...I still see it trending on my twitter at 508K tweets and it's been trending for 2 full days, so it's not gonna get swept under the rug. I guarantee every Trump supporter, even the normies know about it now.
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>>68878209
That would be HUGE if we could prove it
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>>68878332
>How did we get to this point?

yeah, I understand that you were the 3rd poster on /b/ when moot started 4chan, but some of us just got here THIS FUCKING MINUTE.
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>>68877531

Thanks for letting us know your either in high school/college or are poor. In the real world, women don't give a shit about a guy's looks if he has money and power.
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>>68877284
It's not about her looks, it's about her disposition. She's sad, frustrated, cheated on.

Trump only did it to force that 'love of my life' speech out of Ted before the sex scandal broke.

Anyway, he started it. Fuck with Melania, you fuck with Trump.
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>>68878300
the being adam driver is the best one
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>>68872961

>>>/r9k/
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>>68878058

IMO, then we should press her for info. She may realize how fucked she is, legally speaking, and tell the truth. I'm sure the Feds would give some random stable ho immunity to indict Carly and a sitting Senator.
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>>68878197
I think she already knows. All politicians have sham marriages. Take a look at our senators. Nearly all of them have marriage ties to high level members of banks or corporations....the physical and metaphorical marriage of government and business
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>>68877724
just amazes me how easily the christians are suckered
nixon reagan bush bush and now cruz
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>>68878407
kieep trying cruz shill... swing for them fences! you really like to stand out huh? its just so obvious I mean what idiot pays you?
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Did I find the location /pol/?
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Anon, figure out in which bathroom Amanda Carpenter's selfie was taken in. We can pinpoint her location on that day. Godspeed.
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>>68878209
Are there really no other photos of her from that day?
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>>68878582
no doubt we could see another senator in jail and sarah going from whore to heroine !
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>>68878681
you found a bathroom why does that matter?
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>>68878681

Shit nigga that looks pretty close, No door tho?
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>>68878696

here:

>>68878681
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>>68878332
Who said that we didn't recognize it?

>eager to prove you have been here for a whole 2 years you rush to make a retarded post
How did we get to THIS point?
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>>68872731

Because she was interested in some kind of truth and not just slandering Trump.
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>>68874130
I heard that her pits positively reek and she likes to stick her hands into them like she's cold and then smell them to get aroused and then she gets all bothered and gushy down there and starts frigging her steamy cunster no matter where she is and wipes the fluids into her pits when she's done.
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>>68873292
kekekekekekekek thank you senpai
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>>68878753

It's in a building, with multiple bathrooms, this is just one
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>>68878832
That's hot.
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>>68871791

>he doesn't browse /tv/ specifically for the spicy memes

Pleb
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>>68877724
Look how loose the sleeves are on cruz and how tight they are on Amanda.

If Amanda is not an 6 foot 10 Amazonian there is no way it is the same jacket.
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>>68878681
ok, where is that?
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>>68879111
From what ive seen Amanda is actually pretty tall...
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>>68869903

>Id be more comfortable if CNN had done some coverage on this
>I dont want to talk about the national enquirer report.
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>>68878472
Never read that one!
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>>68877724
It's not the same jacket, there's no button on the bottom.
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>>68876145
WaPo has always been a leftist rag just like NYT
They hate Trump so this is no surprise
It doesn't matter, they want Hillary
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>>68879190
ehhhhhh not on the weekend, noone covers nuthin really on weekends, they wait for their top shelf talent for them top tier ratings.
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>>68879142

It's in DC, shed any light onto this?
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Wan't Hurricane Katrina one of his possible mistresses too?
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>>68879176
Taller then cruz with Popeye-style forearms?
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>>68879387
She said the story was "categorically false"
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