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CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS VOL 2: EjaculaTED Edition
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CUBAN MISTRESS CRISIS - EjaculaTED Edition

NATIONAL ENQUIRER
>http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/ted-cruz-sex-scandal-mistresses-cheating-claims/

Article on "THE THING" and its background: (READ THIS)
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html

EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT:
>https://youtu.be/PIt2FSRui6o

SISTER IN LAW OF MISTRESS CONFIRMS
>https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f#.xlpxe1oag

PASTEBIN EXPOSING LINK BETWEEN BEN SHAPIRO, CRUZ, AND BREITBART COVERUP:
>http://pastebin.com/YJfyUCEb

BREITBART IS OWNED BY CRUZ CAMPAIGN
>http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/01/21/ted_cruz_donor_robert_mercer_profiled.html

Neat article from same day the Cruz rumors began circulating
>http://wtop.com/presidential-election/2016/02/former-lawyer-d-c-madam-records-could-affect-presidential-election/

Wash Times columnist confirms story here:
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865
UPDATE: REPORTER NOW FIRED! LET WASHINGTON TIMES KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!

Cliff notes:
>National Enquirer reporting 5 El Rato affairs
>Amanda Carpenter directs press to her lawyer
>BASED HURRICANE KATRINA denies going anywhere near the snake's snake
>Breitbart reporter @LibertarianBlue had this story for Breitbart in early February
>STORY CENSORED BY EDITOR IN CHIEF MATT BOYLE / SHAPIRO / MERCER
>Story broken by same journalist as John Edwards scandal

OBJECTIVE: KEEP THIS TRENDING ON TWITTER

OBJECTIVE 2: EXPOSE EVERYTHING

Fire up your twitter accounts and spread the following hashtags
>#CruzSexScandal
>#CubanMistressCrisis
>#TedScruz

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The time is NOW /pol/. This is the moment, the opportunity that we have been waiting for.
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THE FIVE SO FAR
>Katrina Pierson (I want to cum on her toes)
>?
>?
>Sarah Isgur Flores
>Amanda Carpenter
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PEOPLE TO TWEET AT:

@Nero / @BenShapiro / @realDonaldTrump / @senTedCruz / @theHill / @BreitbartNews / @FoxNews / @HeidiCruz / @BretBaier

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING BEFORE POSTING ITT:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/archiveis-now/
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hillary will win president while you cucks fight among yourselves.
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mainstream media talking heads are the worst
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>>68814541
Nice OP this bread. Good work
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>>68814700
Hey Rato
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Did Mark Levin mention the scandal tonight? I don't have a radio at the moment.
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>>68814700
First shill onsite
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Cruz' campaign from here on out is utterly fucked. BTW, do we have identities for School Teacher and the Hooker yet?
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>>68814700
>>>/reddit/
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>>68814719
they are truly scum
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He did lol he is so fucked
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BusTED
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>>68814822
thanks boss i was running these last night and added back some of the stuff that got lost along the way, as well as the new info (breitbart coverup, mistress' sister in law)
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I'm so fucking jealous of Cruz for tapping both Amanda Carpenter and Hurricane Katrina. Lucky bastard, Rato.
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Its Happening isn't it my brothers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHQYdEiNUZ4
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>>Randy Ted
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>>68814719
So far I've heard from MSM is that Cruz has said this is false and is angry at Trump.

They used Katrina's twitter post saying it is false (not emphasizing on the "To me" part).

Trump's party denounces this and wants nothing to do with it. Trump himself said he knew nothing of this.
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>>68814972

modified
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>>68814993
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Any updates since last night, famalam? Did people ever find the teacher? I just hopped on...
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>>68814700
Hillary must be terrified of what scandals Trump is waiting to unload on her
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Cont. from last thread
>>68809398 (You)
If you can't confirm the lady below that post I'm gonna have to jack off A 3RD time. My dick wilst be bleeding dear god please Find a 4th woman

Currently coming in from 2nd time. I hate you all
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You think the school teacher pic is online anywhere?

If not they would have had to get a yearbook and scan it, not hard but would be a bit of a stretch?
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>>68814541

>EjaculaTED
>EL RATO SQUEAKS OUT

Literally in tears

Literally can't breathe

Best election year ever
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>>68814875
>https://twitter.com/Drews_Views/status/713222276875812865

Jane Doe #2 (teacher) and #3 (hooker) still not ID'd. I'm sure more info will be leaked out in next few days by those who know, but would be more fun to ID them thru Full Autism here.
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>>68814541

wtf, they all look the same!
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>>68814700
>this makes sense to the shill
You know it isn't general season, right?
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I didn't include your retarded pastebin or the Medium link because they have absolutely no evidence to support them, and the pastebin goes directly against what the daily beast article says.

The two links are divide and conquer tactics by shills to sidetrack the threads masturbating to "fuck u kike Shapiro". If you want to be mad at a Jew, go yell at Michael Savage.
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>>68814959
This was his entire press conference
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#CubanMistressCrisis is the funniest thing to come out of this shitstorm
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>>68814978
Is this the first election year with Super PACs devoted to stopping a candidate rather than supporting one?
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>>68814700
wars are won one battle at a time.
you should know that.
you should be scared knowing we could do this to rato in under 24 hours. Hillary has about 100x the skeletons in her closet that rato has.

It's going to be the end of her political career.
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>>68815148
WTF did Savage do now?
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>>68815037

Nope, we still only know three. But Cruz publicly denied it, as did Piersen (for herself, at least).

Also, there's a video that the Rubio camp got, and maybe Breitbart has access to. It's of Cruz leaving a restaurant and a hotel with a woman on multiple occasions.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html
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>>68815186

Being a pussy and saying Trump has a duty to disavow this story.
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>>68815106
And none look like Heidi. You know what type Cruzy really wanted.
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>>68815148
The conclusion of the Pastebin points at Shapiro, but the premises are still effective at discrediting him and the Daily Wire- one of Cruz' biggest media allies.
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>>68814541
Anyone have any help/hints for searching for the 2 remaining victims?
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>>68815168
More like her life.
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>>68814978
Donald isn't even close to Hitler. All this proves is that Donald is good at speaking.
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>>68815257
Why? Why the fuck would Trump "disavow" something as politically useful as Rato's sex scandal? Is Savage retarded now?
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>>68815257
Kekmate
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REMINDER THAT ROBERT MERCER OWNS BRIETBART AND IS HEAVILY INVESTED IN CRUZ SUPERPAC
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>>68814700
People didn't think Trump would get nearly as far as he has. You'll have to forgive me if I am a little skeptical of your assertion.
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>>68814541
i can't handle all these puns
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>>68815316
Hooker $1000 Washington DC
Teacher around 2003 Austin TX
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>>68815198
Thanks. Also it looks like more and more media outlets are reporting on it.
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>>68815366
>Is Savage retarded now?

Listen to five minutes of his show.
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>>68815366
Because he doesn't have to do anything now. He has thwarted the Donald defense. "No wall for you, Cruz"
>>68815367
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>>68815029
How'd you do that? sharpening?

>>68815097
I'm aware of that, thanks though mang.
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Guy was never going to win regardless, and in the grand scheme of things I could care less, because it's not something new. I do like to see dudes who don't deserve good things, get shit.
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>>68815367
Trump never ceases to impress me.
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>>68815502
He is now the classy one while Cruz just looks like he's squirming and trying to hide behind Trump
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>>68815496

Someone else did it. They said they got the pieces from another source, like another tabloid, I think. They didn't give a link or source.
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>>68815367
B T F O

T

F

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Well jesus christ looks like it's going to break 600K on twitter
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>>68815033
Damn, bitches will sell out their own family to get a few minutes in the limelight. Savage.
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Imagine your wife caught you cheating and all you said was "Donald Trump" over and over?
>>68815367
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>>68814978
>that Advertisement

Kinda makes me want to vote for Hitler right now desu senpai baka
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>>68815497

The more I read about the scumbag, the more I want not just his campaign to go down in flames, but his entire political career

It's mind-boggling how dumb Texans can be...electing this fuckwad to the senate, and he gets as far as he has? Just like Dubya

There must be something in the water in that state
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Last I checked 3 where ID-ed

Who are the other two?
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>>68815655
Ikr? But that's a big deal to have some kind of confirmation. Not looking good for el rato!
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****************************

Savage Still Supports Trump

Listen to first few minutes of his latest

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Has any one tried calling the sister-in-law? For our own conformation, possibly recording/vocaroo? If we can get her to confirm her name and then confirm the story we will be golden, I'm guessing one of you yanks would have to do it, pretend your from a media outlet possibly. Just an idea to think about
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OBVju07d-o
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>>68814971
Become a rich lawyer that becomes senator
Get bitches just avoid the presidency to avoud scandal
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>>68815733
He has bewn annointes by Gid, according to Beck
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Trump knowing the owner is such a nonstory with the general public, especially compared to being plastered all over TV denying mistresses. At this point Rato is just openly campaigning for the GOP's support and to block any gains Trump has made in that area.
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when do you guys think cruz will realistically drop out? cause from here on he risks embarrassing his wife and kids more and more each day as the news stories pile up

smart thing to do would be to call a press conference and squeak out like gary hart before heidi files the divorce papers or the videos leaked
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Breitbart and Drudge when?
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>>68815830
She probably won't disclose it again. And since it dropped you can bet reporters have been blowing up her phone.
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>>68814541
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This image is doing the rounds

I'd?
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>>68816013
I don't know why drudge is holding out, maybe he has something up his sleeve.
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RATO need scott walker endorsement in WI, after this i doubt scott is going to go now hear, he is too toxic atm.
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>>68816026
Was NE the source on the sister in law? You'd think we would read the actual article...
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>>68815978
If he drops out because of this it probably also mean the end of his political career.
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>>68816081
looks like carpenter
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>>68815693
Works every time.
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>>68815652
Maybe it will hit a million by monday
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so the sister-in-law is definitely talking about Carpenter

top jej

hopefully its real
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>>68815315
But the guy who shut down Bokhari's article was Matt Boyle, not Shapiro. The only thing Ben has done wrong is the Fields bullshit.

The medium article is just "some guy on twitter is RPing as someone's sister and law and I believe it with no evidence".

The two are being used in conjunction to subvert /pol/ by people a lot more insidious than you would like to imagine Ben is - he's simply naive.

Focus only on finding the identities of the hooker and the teacher.
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>>68816081
Good on you, Ted.
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>>68816099

He's probably trying to find the tape and scoop everyone.
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>>68816026
I'm assuming that blog post is complete fabricated BS until someone else can confirm.
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>>68816109
The source, is more than likely more than one person. Or someone who used to be on Teds team, a long time employee to have this much dirt.
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>>68814541
>el rato squeaks out
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>>68815033

what is this?
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>>68815978
He will drop ut after the next batch of primarys if trump makes a clean sweap

Plus monday we will get the info on the other two
This story wont go away
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>>68816081

no google results

where'd you find that anon
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>>68816288
Of it's true that Rubio's camp knew about it, then apparently this has been some huge gop secret for some time. #TheThing
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Pol making this all up or is this ugly rat fuck actually getting laid?
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>>68815942

Fuck the MSM for trying to shill that angle. Yeah, the Don is friends with some people there, big fucking deal.
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>>68816234
>The only thing Ben has done wrong is the Fields bullshit.

Plus being a shameless Cruz shill

But I agree otherwise, Shapiro is irrelevant right now. Let him rot.
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Update on Ted Cruz's stance
>Trending on Youtube
>Ratings Disabled
>Comments disabled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cPgdMGf2Pk
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>>68816081
That's Amanda Carpenter. I recognize the dress from her appearance on CNN one election night.
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>>68816109
>>68816109
https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f

Sister in law source
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>>68816340
Quotes from the sister in law who spilled the beans. Link in OP
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>>68815367
>Lyin' Ted Cruz
Is that, like, his wrestler name?
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>>68816081
That's Amanda carpenter. But I don't see the relevance of pic in question
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>>68816353
Facebook filename
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>>68816417

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/25/ted-cruz-affair-rumors-peddled-by-marco-rubio-s-allies.html

>That source said an operative allied with Marco Rubio—but not associated with his official campaign—showed the publication a compilation video of Cruz and a woman other than his wife coming out of the Capitol Grille restaurant and a hotel on Tuesdays and Thursdays. But the outlet opted not to report on the video, which demonstrated no direct evidence of an affair.

Closest thing to hard evidence we have, but there's a lot of circumstantial evidence with it.
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>>68816417
Cruz has $$$$$$ bitches love $$$$$$
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>>68816107

Good, this gives the Don a small chance to nab the state.
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>>68816437
Thanks anon
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>>68814541
Get a life...
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They all have that Monica Lewd-insky type of stair in their eyes. You can tell they took a strap-on to him.

Ironicly, so far... none of them are as good looking as the wife.
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>>68816081
Yep. I was right. Pic related.

Amanda Carpenter is a hot piece of ass. Good for Rato.
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This is so fuckin stupid. You guys are just going to make Cruz look better.

Trump shouldn't play neutral, either. After everything he's said about libel laws, he's going to act coy on this? He should encourage Ted to sue if it's really not true.

This is truly bottom of the barrel and alienating to normal people.
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>>68814978
Guten Tag! My nation rises.
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>>68816584
>>68816539

Hi shills, was wondering where you were.
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>>68816584

Reddit trash
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>>68816584

Hello shill.
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>>68816506
I want to believe the "operative allied with Marco Rubio" is Kek Willson.
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blow it up lads
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>>68816539
Oh leaf
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>>68816013
BREITBART OWNED BY CRUZ SUPERPAC SUPPORTER ROBERT MERCER HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO WRITE THIS
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>>68814884
Hmmm, redhead? That could make the search a little easier
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#TedCruzSexPositions trending now
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>>68816099
He posted an AREA 51 link today as his top story.

a nod to the Nat. Enq - he's aware of the situation.
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>>68816421
Yea, wouldn't worry about it. Reminds me of Fields/Shapiro, salivated over by hashtag heroes and the MSM, totally ignored by everyone else. Trump literally brings up how many friends he has everyday
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>>68816081
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT?????

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOWWWWW
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>>68816681
He is the most cuck looking person alive I swear.
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>>68816081
HOLY SHIT
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>>68816584
Shut up fgt this has nothing to do with Trump at this point
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>>68816450

fug
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>>68816506
>>68816512

Ty
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>>68816720
fucking kek
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>>68816750
>He posted an AREA 51 link today as his top story.
Holy shit, Drudge is brilliant.
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>>68814541
I hope this turns into the next GamerGate except that it actually changes the world.
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>>68814884
You know you want it faggots
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>>68816081
Where the fuck did you find this
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>>68816777
Saved. It will never go away.
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>>68816720
High Kek
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>>68816777

She could get fucking fire! Here family is on here!
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>>68816584
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>>68816915
MOTHER OF GOD
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>>68816584
>He should encourage Ted to sue if it's really not true.

I, personally, encourage Ted to sue. Then we'll find out who is really lying. :^)
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>>68816584

She is very careful to say "I only speak for myself"
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>>68816915
much doubt
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>>68816915
Looks like Jackie Chan with a wig.
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>>68816915
WTF
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>>68816915
If you know who it is just release the goddamn pic and stop cockteasing us you faggot.
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>>68816081
file no longer exist? wtf
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>>68816750
>>68816896
Drudge has been my browser's homepage since like 1996

He has always steered his readers in the right direction
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>>68816915
spill the beans for lord kek
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>>68816720

Thi is... Advanced meme magic!
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>>68816739

I may die of a heart attack tonight from lack of oxygen

I don't care whether the story is bullshit or not...Rato deserves all of this shit coming right down on top of him right now

Fuck him
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>>68816657
>>68816669
>>68816678

top fucking kek. are you people retarded???

I'm 100% CantStumpTheTrump, but this is the Enquirer, no evidence has been presented, and I personally don't find it believable.

You can't support what Trump's said about libel and then think this is all good.

Please if someone has actual EVIDENCE let me know--something more than just slinging mud...because Rato's going to look better if it all comes out as a lie.

I just posted pic related in another thread. i'm not a shill

>>68817009
this is the only guy who gets what i was saying. it doesn't imply his guilt out of nothing--it implies his guilt IF he doesn't sue.
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>>68816915
Reconstruction is underway, it's only a matter of time now.
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>>68816915
I dont think....
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>>68817107
Alright grandpa
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>>68814541
This is just smear of the most pathetic level. I can't wait for this to backfire on Trump. Disgusting.
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>>68817141
>>100% can't shill the spill
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>>68817163
godspeed anon
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What do we have so far in Cruz' lack of reaponsibility taking?

>Carson in Iowa
>Rubio in SC
>Kasich in Illinois
>Melania in Utah
>his 5 affairs

What else is he lying about and not taking responsibility for?
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>>68816915
Would be believable if it was the right pose.

Dark haired woman with a blue shirt? Must be her!
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>>68817219
>trying this hard
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>>68815601
Scan of the cover
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Reminder to show reverence to the shroud for meme magic blessings.
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>>68817201
Thank your grandpa for getting this whole thing started yesterday
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>>68817328
>replying to obvious b8
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>>68817242
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>>68816560
>hot piece of ass
No, that's just the makeup m8
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>>68814541
i went to twitter and we are losing.
>#trumplovespecker is trending
>wtf does that even mean?

we all need to push harder, we are losing

>mfw the biggest story of this republican primary is being ignored or covered up by the msm
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>>68817276
It was suggested earlier to look through Facebook of Teds friends. He may have done just that and found her.
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>>68817099
Rare

Also
>>68816081
>FILE DELETED
YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS SHIT MODS
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>>68816750
>>68816896
Wow, didn't realize that till now, I feel dumb

I was wondering why the hell he had that story as the headliner all day long.
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>>68817242

Rubio in Hawaii as well
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Holy shit, Trump's response on twitter.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713471400082874368
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>>68817141
I really don't think he'll say anything about suing. He knows it's true.

This is typical Enquirer behavior though, they make a bombastic, accusatory, nearly slanderous article. Then they wait for the person accused to react. Then they release hard evidence. When he has a breakdown and starts crying, knowing his life is over, it'll make for a great cover. Will catch the eyes of many moms at the supermarket.
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>>68814972
http://www.eros.com/washington_dc/eros.htm

Anyone gone through it yet?
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>>68817385
Faggot detected. I'd rail the shit out of her
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>>68817328
It's true. Even Trump's biggest cheerleader, Katrina Pierson denied the story. Where is your evidence?
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>>68814978
First time in my life I'm actually butt hurt for not being American.
I want to be part of the forth (American) Reich
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>>68817219
Trump had nothing to do with it and it's been proven. You're pissing in the wind here.
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>>68817385
>implying I care


I bet you bitch about "fake" tits, too.
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Can anybody list the 4 girl names again?
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>>68816081
someone who saved this pic, pls repost
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>>68817405
David Pecker is the CEO of the National Enquirer. Supposedly he is a friend of Trump. Also dick jokes.
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>>68817141
Whoa there shill calm down. We know that Cruz is a cheater :^)
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>>68817492
Stop lying. The National Enquirer has a close relationship wit Trump.
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Not going away
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>>68817219

Your kind will be the first up against the wall when the trumpocalypse comes.
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>>68817358
Yes yes, you reading matt drudge's blog posts back before web 2.0 really shaped the internet for us kids, you're the greatest generation.

>>68817429
It isn't THAT obvious if you don't read the enquirer regularly.
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>>68814541
Wait, did he actually bang these women?

Or is it just meme magic in action?
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>>68817487
She won't confirm until another of the women admits it.
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>>68817487
She denied her part in the story you faggot.
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Stop it guise, we're a happy family. Just watch this you tube film we made https://youtu.be/hO_MkcZh-VY
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CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP WITH THIS?

This is obvious slander of a great conservative figure. I've worked for Ted for years and I can tell you without a doubt that he is the most loyal husband there is. This gossip magazine (who endorsed Trump) has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING on Ted.

You're all morons.
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>>68817423
what was it (I missed it)
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>>68814541
So John Edwards like all people originally denied the claim by NE.

How did it evetually become confirmed??
How long did it take to do so??
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>>68817487
Hurricane Katrina denies it because she doesn't want people to think she slept with that slimeball.
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>>68817336
Confirmed. Amanda Carpenter eyebrow.
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>>68817368
Brilliant.
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>>68817368

how to keep it in his pants, clearly
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>>68816081

That shit is just an edit of that one girl.
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>>68817141
Nice try Dan Gabriel
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>>68817612
>the 9th mistress comes forward
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>>68817612
If it's slander, Ted should sue the Enquirer.
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>>68817432
Link?
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>>68817617
this
>>68817575
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>>68817612
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>>68816915
>I stare into my magic ball...
>The visions...
>They are becoming clearer...
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>>68817368

That the moon isn't made out of cheese?
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>>68817747just post it faggot
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>>68817575
Who is this?
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>>68817747
it's gonna be the awoo girl underneath
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>>68817798
Amanda Carpenter
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>>68817747
You're a nigger
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>>68817798
Carpenter
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>>68817575
OH GEEZ
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>>68817798
Read the thread faggot.
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>>68817747
FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!
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>>68815091
>Best election year ever
And it's only just beginning. Can't wait until the final race.
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>>68817781
El Rato goes from demonized to devastated.
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>>68817569
Only liar I see is Cruz. The story was offered by Pro-Rubio informant a while ago. End of story. You're gonna need to to do better than stamping your feet like a toddler.
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Stand back from it fags. You can see her face. Anon did a shit job blurring.
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>>68817575
Original file name was 10838805_930828933680019_985154116_n

Does the trick from old /b/ where the profile is included in the filename still work?
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>>68817747
it's not the same woman
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>>68817872
THIS IS JUST NUTS
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>>68817612

Say faggot:

>>68817712
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>>68817747
unless you found the exact image the enquirer blurred (you haven't), you're speculating

fuck off
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So rather than anything major, the left's counter against trump on this is... a last name again?
#TrumpLovesPecker
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>>68817747
>>68816915
post it faggots
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>>68817141
>i fully support trump
>trump is wrong now
>but im definitely not a shill see my screen cap of a random post?

C'mon youre in shill 101 still and we are professors of shilling

Step your game up
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>>68817612
>I've worked for Ted for years
Were you responsible for delivering cheese and hookers?
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>>68817443
>He knows it's true
Trump or Cruz? If Trump knows it's true all the more reason to tell Ted to sue. "if it's not true, why aren't you suing them, Ted? I'm not getting in the mud, Ted. I agree these tabloids are trash"

>Then they wait for the person accused to react. Then they release hard evidence.

hope this is true, but Cruz really doesn't come off as a cheater. hope this happens so much. it fucking better....I hope Katrina didn't fuck him tho
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>>68817612
maybe Ted will copy Trump's policy on libel law next?
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>>68817831
>>68817794
>>68817850
>>68817747
>>68817881

Not the guy with the original image sadly, I'm just trying to undo his mess.
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>>68817747
Michael Jackson?
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>>68817917
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>>68817943
Should yeah.
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>>68817612
Get some rest, Ted. It's been a long day.
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>>68818002
a real hero
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>>68817612

HELLO RATO THE UGLY.
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>>68816081
lel, that's straight from her instagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/BCbf0p3Ae9Q/

also, how badly does she want don's d?
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>>68817747
eww is that a shower curtain? Is the rato hiding his flabby nude body behind it?
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>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL PULLED FROM TRENDING LIST
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL PULLED FROM TRENDING LIST
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL PULLED FROM TRENDING LIST
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL PULLED FROM TRENDING LIST
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL PULLED FROM TRENDING LIST
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL PULLED FROM TRENDING LIST
>#CRUZSEXSCANDAL PULLED FROM TRENDING LIST
#CRUZSEXSCANDAL PULLED FROM TRENDING LIST
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Holy Fuck, I'm going to run for the Senate, you get 10/10 ass no matter wtf you look like.
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>>68817967
Lollipop


HEIDI CRUZ ON
SUICIDE WATCH
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>>68817338
Kek approved
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Anonymoose released a video calling out Cruz to drop out or they'll release pictures and info. They said "are you familiar with the expression 'candy wrappers?' Do you recall seeing prostitutes?"

Didn't Diamond and Silk say "lollipop"?! How the fuck are we out of the loop faggots?
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I hate all these pundits, hacks, political consultants and literal whores so much. What even is a consultant and how do they make so much money for having shitty opinions and tweets?

>criticize Cruz on some cuckservative website disqus
>get blocked within a few minutes
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>>68814700
Even if we had no chance, i would rather lose standing behind trump, then win with a rat faced cuban.
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David Pecker owns Enquirer.
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>>68818147
still up on mine.
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>>68817612
A great lawyer like Ted would know its libel not slander.
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>>68816437
Wow. Calling out her bro as a cuck.
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>>68818150
I know. Makes me want to become a fucking politician. The kind of tail these guys are pulling is waaaaaaay out of their league.
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:::::BREAKING:::::
:::::BREAKING:::::
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The DC Hooker has been identified!
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>>68816915

Don't do it bro!! Don't you remember what happened with swirlface??
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