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THIS IS A THREAD FOR AMERICANS
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJB036ev2Q
INVITED:
>true american patriots
>anyone who recognizes the SCIENTIFIC FACT that AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER and THE GREATEST COUNTRY THAT WILL EVER BE
NOT INVITED:
>faggots
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It's people like you that give Americans a bad name.
Now if you don't mind I have to waste my tax dollars so we can give billions to Egypt, welcome the refugees with open arms, vote Democrat, blindly agree with everything Sean Penn says, fix the window in my safe space, acknowledge the existence of global warming, and glorify terrorists as misunderstood freedom fighters being abused by our capitalist system.
pig
will i get shot if i post ITT?
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Why am I born in fucking Socalist/Commie country.
GOD DAMMIT I CURSE MY PARENTS cause they havent migrated to most glorious country on world when time was right.
Saddest thing is people actually believe and support socialist policies here and it wont likely change because people are fucking retarded.
People here believe in Government rule.
Most people believe Government can do everything for free but they just dont want for some reason.
Its criminality to curse people, to swear, they can silence you for saying bad words to someone, how stupid country can be.
>>68747423
You're welcome in the USA Croatbro! We got nothing against immigrants so long as you come here legally and respect our culture!
Come to the greatest country on Earth. Bask in the glory of the freedom our forefathers created for us!
>>68747682
Sadly USA is also becoming socialist slowly with their bureaucracy, and now its pretty hard for educated people to come.
I think I need first to go to Ghana and buy my citizenship there so I could come.
Or fly to Mexico and enter with beaners till wall is not built
>>68747785
You're not wrong, but this is why we need people like you!
My greatest hero is Thomas Payne. He came to America from Britain, 3 months later he wrote "Common Sense" and that ignited our revolution.
Anyone who appreciates freedom is always welcome!
>tfw your flag has a confirmed kill
>>68747423
isn't it true that there's harassment from commies in sheeps clothing against the Croats who went and lived in the most glorious country and have returned to Croatia now to try and make it better? yet they get harassed
>you will never be an american
>You will never be American
>>68746219
>>68746660
>>68747136
>>68747682
>>68747926
top 3 decades in American history?
1.1950
2.1900
3.1990
Cuck nation
>>68748259
It's OK, you can still visit.
>>68748287
Nice of you to take a break from gas huffing to post in this thread, abbo.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>68746660
Second that
>>68746694
You don't stand a chance to not get shot anywhere, Lithuania
>>68748343
I don't know man, your guys love of gas caused you to start the Afghanistan war
>Unitedstatian
>good
lol
>>68746219
>2 americans killed in brussles
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
>>68748525
says the country that lost to fuckin Birds
>>68747423
Come home white man
>his state has rectangular borders
>his state's borders are all straight lines
>his state is landlocked
>his state has fewer than 1 million people
>his state is literally just farmland
>his state is a federal district
>>68746219
FUCK ISRAEL USA USA USA USA
>>68748646
I bet if there was one emu in your shit hole you call a country you trigger happy cucks would kill eachother in the crossfire.
>>68748707
HOW TO COME TO AMERICA BWAHHH I will never experience Freedom God dammit.
Most freedom I will experience is on Anime image board on internet ( invented by US)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPlQS1pzHdA
HAIL COLUMBIA
>>68748259
France, I miss when we were bros. What happened to us?
Don't forget black hawk down and how you guys ran away and never cameback.
>>68746219
Top patriot here. Have a freedom bump.
>>68746219
>62%
>don't even have a culinary colture
>you're practically an oligarchy
>your middle class is disappearing even as we speack
>BLM, nazifeminist, fucking Obama
>about to vote for Hillary as your new president literally because " muh first female president"
>don't even discover a planet in our solar system
>soon to be replace by mexican
>great country
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>68746219
USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
>>68746219
bump for ally.
>>68748259
>you will never be French and fuck with burger tourists because they can't speak the language
Why live?
>tfw the massive asspain you inflict for merely existing.
Gawd bless Murica.
>>68749155
>No culinary culture
Tfw cuck the usa and they'll never have a say in the matter because uranium coming out of our ears
Tfw sell uranium to Stalin
Tfw won't sell to yanks
>>68746219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O3Ri6Jc6EU
>>68748840
>lost
>to
>birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO4hgd1ZnQw
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>68747423
Quality white souls yearning to breath free are always welcome here Croatbro.
Come on over, work, swear off any allegiance to any foreign prince or potentate, obey the law and you will be one of us.
>>68746219
>tfw wake up at 6am
>a bit earlier than expected, how will i pass the extra time before work?
>open drawer
>reach into desk
>finger fuck pistol while I shitpost on /pol/
Everyone from Canada to Argentina is american :3
>>68748919
Apply for visa
Establish a relationship an american woman
>>68750000
>tfw all this other world buttmad because they'll never be an influential country like US
>>68750162
>spics actually believe this
>>68746219
I always enjoy the fact, that the desperate and poor people of europe build todays most powerful country.
For me America still is the place where land is measured with an eye instead of a tape line.
gimme your lunch money fatso
>>68750162
>this is what spics actually believe
No one refers to your shitty countries as america
Fuck off
>>68748525
EMUS
>>68746219
God Bless America !
>>68750254
>yfw America + Alaska is bigger than europe
>yfw all that land is for ONE country
feels good man
>>68750288
>>68750236
> naming your country after an entire continent
That is like Italy calling itself Europe
>shoot your finger off
>triggered
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
>>68746219
USA #1
MEXICANS GET OUT
but can i come in?
América es el segundo continente más grande de la Tierra, después de Eurasia. Ocupa gran parte del hemisferio occidental del planeta. Se extiende desde el océano Glacial Ártico por el norte hasta las islas Diego Ramírez por el sur, en la confluencia de los océanos Atlántico y Pacífico, los cuales a su vez delimitan al continente por el este y el oeste, respectivamente.
Con una superficie de más de 43 316 000 km2, es la segunda masa de tierra más grande del globo, cubriendo el 8,4 % de la superficie total del planeta y el 30,2 % de la tierra emergida, y además concentrando cerca del 12 % de la población humana. La ciudad más poblada de América es la Ciudad de México, en México.
>>68750456
Just don't compare it with Russia, friendly advice
>>68750468
That's because there's only one country based enough to pull it off.
Mine.
>>68750468
Better than naming a country after a canal
FUCK YEAH MURICA!!!!!
>>68746219
It's nice knowing we'll always be number 1.
Hey guys, Scotbro here.
I'm wanting to move to America since this country is going down the shitter, I just realised that there is nothing salvageable left in Scotland so I'm deciding to cut my losses and move to America.
What state is the best? IT MUST BE A TRUMP WON STATE, NO EL RATO!
>>68746219
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>>68750541
States rights > Federal
>>68750162
Hahah, you fucking wish shitskin.
>>68750622
el rato carries the plague of scandal, hows that for memetic justice?
america best ally, we love you
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
I know it hurts burgerfriends, but you will never be GREAT Britain. Over compensating with giant food stuffs wont help.
>>68750592
>implying quantity > quality
Remind me how much of Russia is habitable. Remind me where their sunny beaches are.
>>68746219
I hope one day that I can move to your beautiful country, integrate and marry a good breeding burger.
>>68750733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv-5flYewm8
>>68750733
We're every ally's best ally.
You're not special hooknose.
>>68750761
BRITAIN will never be GREAT BRITAIN again.
>>68750798
Should've killed that filthy kraut when they had the chance.
>>68748919
citizenship for service program
do 4 years killing for Uncle Sam and you'll be an American
>>68750761
Sorry, we already dealt with you pussies.
>>68750468
>his country is so shitty it didnt name itself after the continent
Top kek
>>68750828
>>68750798
you goys are serious buzzkills
>>68750581
>look at me i speak spic
>>68750541
Low quality bantz by Australian standards bro.
Step it up.
>>68750858
>British Empire -> Great Britain -> Britain -> Islamic State of Britain
>>68750966
okinawa detected
>>68750890
Fucking Upham. That still bothers me to this day.
>>68748840
At least we wouldn't nuke em
>>68750639
I remember that time the Confederates imposed their states rights and won
>>68750761
You fuckin say that now, but I'll go down to my local burger stand for breakfast.
Enjoy me a nice 1lb burger(that's pounds for you metric cucks)
And be happy for the next 3 hours until I have to take the biggest shit of the morning and feel even better for another hour before I buy another one
AMERICA
>>68751033
>>68750989
Imagine that the South would have become independent
There would be TWO countries named America.
why can't burgers into original name?
>>68750785
>Claims that a frozen land with scarce to none population shouldn't count.
>Includes Alaska in the equation.
Cool story bro.
>>68746219
MURICAN FREEDUMBS
>>68751175
We don't have to imagine jack shit.
We live it.
>>68746647
WHO'S GOING TO MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN?
>>68750910
nice burn.
>>68751191
>mention alaska in previous post when describing quantity of american land
>talks of quality of american land vs commie land in response
>disgusting foreigner shitposter
>reading comprehension
God bless America, and only America!
The UK needs to re-earn God's blessing,
>>68751266
>>68751204
AMERICANS WILL PASS OVER THESE POSTS AND IGNORE THEM BECAUSE THEY'D GO OUT AND SHOOT THEMSELVES IF THEY SAW THEM
>>68748840
>crossfire
Every firearm related death in this country is intentional.
We don't die in crossfires, we actually know how guns work.
>>68748287
>>68748525
>>68748615
>>68748840
>>68749052
>>68749155
>>68749790
>>68750468
>>68750541
>>68750581
>>68750761
>Not invited
>faggots
Can't you nerds read?
>>68751429
>jap poster
>god tier based american image
>>68751266
>tfw the UK is about the same percentage white as the U.S.
Lul
>>68751441
>projecting this hard
>being this upset at not being american
nobody said america was perfect
>>68751441
Go get yelled out of your possessions by Tyrone while Amir fucks your wife and your wife's daughters.
>>68749325
Delish.
>>68749325
Holy fug that looks good
https://youtu.be/c5BL4RNFr58
Give me a reason why America shouldn't conquer Mexico and push superior American values on them.
hey cunts make sure you vote trump
with love, australia
>>68751694
Nope, we are 93% white.
AMERICANS BTFO
AMERICANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68748259
Don't be silly of course you can be American! You just have to accept our flag over yours and contribute the to the greatest country on earth.
>>68751486
>implying this isn't the American Empire
>>68749325
Cream chip beef is the fucking shit over home fries.
USA USA USA USA USA!!!
God I love this country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30VjNREhAM
love these threads
>>68752046
We definitely own the entire earth basically at this point. No one can ever stop us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDVT-8tUfiE
>>68752046
>American Empire
Facing either that or the muslim invasion, then I welcome out impending God Emperor of Mankind.
>>68752052
Get some glasses, son. That's sausage gravy!
OH FUCK YEAH!
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>>68750890
Good goy! Learning so well from Spielberg!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_DPWJy4xcU
>>68751487
>not invited
>faggots
Why is USA allowed then?
>>68752473
>loses war
>shit posts like it will change history
>>68752523
pretty jelly desu goddamn
>>68750283
bully me more eesti-chan~~ :3
God damn it feels good to be american. USA #1
>>68752612
>loses his country going from 90% white after killing le ebil Nazi Reich and turning it into cuckmany for Schlomo
>still dies for Israel and strokes his cock while circumcising his own gentile dick like a good goy
>still thinking he is great
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-25/american-babies-are-no-longer-mostly-non-hispanic-white
wew lad
>>68752680
Solitary confinement
>>68752966
DESIGNATED
>>68753061
SHARIA
>>68753207
ZONES
>>68746694
*shoots gun*
>>68752966
>>68752966
>not knowing basic population trends
>not knowing poor people breed like jackrabbits and then level off
>still believes /pol/ meme of americans dying for jews
>thinking what makes america the greatest country on earth is race
Fritz, you've got to try harder.
Don't feel bad Eurofags.
Our greatness, while indisputable, is not exclusionary.
If you are halfway worth a fuck, you can become one of us.
You'll never beat us but you can join us.
>>68750487
how can limp-dicked euro-shit bitch-boys even compete?
At last,a containment thread where the fat fucks can circle jerk in peace.
>>68754303
Sorry we kicked your asses.
>greatest country on earth tread
>nobody is posting their guns
Get to it. Otherwise you're not a real American.
>>68752985
I'm fuckin loving the Finnisher here
May Trump look favorably upon your kind when he ascends his throne
>>68751084
the uncuckening is happening, lad
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/12/from-april-people-will-be-deported-for-earning-less-than-35000-5748436/
>post yfw America liberates Europe like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_30VjNREhAM
WASTE THE MOTHA FUCKAS
>>68755017
I applied to the last dv-lottery, and will get back results on May 3rd. Wish me luck!
>>68755237
good luck pal
>>68751860
The smell
>>68755328
Thank you!
Beautiful but chilly Friday morning here in the Midwest about to smoke a fat doobie then head into work, feels good being so free in the best nation on earth senpai
>>68748840
Not for nothing but I live next door to a man who farmed emus for awhile. One day our dog cam home with the leg of one in it'so mouth. We assume it had recently been slaughtered and our dog stole the leg from the trash. Once we figured out what it was we all got a laugh out of it.
>“Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania destroys you? “
>“Hulkamania is running wild, Brother”
>>68746219
SHUTTING THIS THREAD THE FUCK DOWN
THANKS FOR PLAYING
PS VOTE BERNIE YOU CORPORATE WHORES
>>68755227
Why is there an RPG head on the end of the machine gun ?
>>68756295
Because fuck you, that's why.
>>68750468
We are the United States OF America.
Even people in other countries refer to us as Americans. If Aus split their space like we did, you would still call them Austalians. The only reason we don't refer to the Union members as Europeans as much is because you have a lot of old countries the don't really confirm to one identity. You can't even commit to your new identity as a whole.
E. PLURIBUS. UNUM.
>>68756295
I was gonna say it but another freedom lover beat me to it>>68756486
God bless America
>>68756486
Honestly, do Americans feel "badass" saying this? This is the sort of cringey shit an autistic British child would say after watching too many American films.
>>68756768
>>68756929
Why are your teeth so fucked up? Don't you have dentists in UK?
>>68757181
>NHS dude
>not even once
Why are there so many assblasted britcucks in here?
INVITED:
>true american patriots
>anyone who recognizes the SCIENTIFIC FACT that AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY EVER and THE GREATEST COUNTRY THAT WILL EVER BE
>>68757235
>12 year olds
>>68746219
SPIRIT OF AMERICA REPORTING IN!
proud to say that everyday i get to walk in the footsteps and past the graves of my heroes and some of the greatest minds that ever were and honor the same profession that they graced
g-d bless america. g-d bless the american people! Deo ac veritati! Deo et patriae!
>>68757181
>mfw burgerfriends are painfully jelly of the GREAT British NHS and how it looks after every citizen of this fine country.
Teeth like this are an indication of a strong immune system from years of bacteria build up. This man has strong powerful DNA and will produce healthy offspring.
GOD BLESS THE QUEEN.
>be american
>wake up in the land of the free
>$20 million college debt, A+ in all diversity, rape culture and privilege classes, still unemployed
>bungalow is made of thicker, reinforced cardboard this time since the last one flew away in a hurricane along with the rest of my cardboard town
>look out of the window, sky is blackened by drones. Neighbor is struck by a cruise missile
>drink diet corn syrup out of a jerrycan, because bottles are signs of European high-handedness
>grab the shotguns and lift fat ass into a huge pickup truck
>drive down a straight highway with cruise control set to 60mph for a thousand miles. All the cardboard bungalows look exactly the same
>spill corn syrup on the accelerator, accidental hit 61mph
>get instantly pulled over by 16 year old illiterate cop in an unmarked car who just finished his 6 week cop training course after dropping out of highschool
>butthole gets examined at gunpoint
>continue for 900 miles, pull in to shopping mall
>ride around Walmart on mobility scooter, fill up cart with jerrycans of genetically engineered corn syrup
>tip cashier 20% so she doesn't spit in my corn syrup next time
>600Ib cop in a tank and drones following truck
>attend Glenn Beck rally to scream about how Obama is a muslim atheist communist
>Glenn Beck rally is cancelled because blacks are rioting
>drive home, more harassment by unprofessional cops
>arrive at front yard, sheriff arrives in black helicopter and lands on the grass with a distaint notice
>try to grab shotguns, suddenly drones everywhere
>get randomly tazed and have an epileptic fit
>ambulance arrives, get charged $1000 for aspirin
>grab tent, straight road to internet cafe. More harrasment and butthole searchings
>choose words carefully because NSA is monitoring everything
>sleep in tent crying because Yuropoors will never know what it's like to be as free as I am
>14 year old cop in military gear enters tent to butt search me one last time, more drones videotape all the action
>>68757235
Oh look, a graph proving that Brits don't go to the Dentist
>>68758037
>be brit
>wake up in FUCKING BRITAIN
>no freedom
>no liberty
>no justice for all
>kill yourself while listening to the USA national anthem
>>68750733
>OY VEY CAN YOU SEE
Better thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijB8iDWcy88
>>68750468
We got independence first, so we got first dibs on the name.
GIT GUD.
>>68752046
United Space of America when?
>>68751204
We have things called state laws britishcunt it's funny cause we even make the language you made sound so much better
>>68751552
Britishfags will Passover this post because if they seen the truth they would kill them selves
USA! USA! USA! USA!
>>68758037
>be me irl
>grow up great household
>white
>now 21
>walk around with handgun
>own 3 others
>never been shot at on homeland
>have 20,000 in savings
>4K in equities
> my own house 2bath 3 bedroom
>own car
>zero debt or loans ever
>certified electrician
>60,000 a year
>freedoms
>declaration of independence
>bill of rights
Can you do any of that do you even have any of that?
>>68748937
They became cowards.
>>68746219
Killed half a million of commie, do we get invitation ?
>>68746219
Fucking hell.
This shit right here is why you can't possibly stay mad at burgers.
Dog bless meriga
>>68752164
Yeah right, that's what the englishmen said before 1914.
>best navy and most modern army =/= owning the world
>>68750622
Fix your own country
>>68746219
Patriotism, the virtue of the vicious.
>>68747682
>and respect our culture
What is this?
>>68755237
Good luck and God Bless Finnbro
>>68764665
Thank you!
>>68764175
Something you should experience, euro. My grandmother is a German immigrant and my great grandpa immigrated from Austria. They knew what was up, why haven't you figured it out?
>>68763991
>Leaf poster
it's not even funny anymore
>>68765005
I got something special for you, buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAEmpdSHC10
>>68758896
That's a big bird
>>68751486
>iran
>cuba
>ukraine
>american empire
I used to think Europe was great compared to the US, because we were white and US is basically a mixture of shitskins. Now that both Europe and US are mixture of shitskins, I dream of living in the US.
>>68765160
Beautiful! I like the version with both verses, but this is awesome too, thanks man!
>>68751266
>when we have a larger white population than the entire Canadian, UK, and French population combined
feels good man
>>68754559
>commie-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0f88jRi3t0
>>68750622
Come to Tennessee, faggot.
>>68746219
>While back on /pol/
>Some freedom overflow happened in US recently (aka shooting)
>Brit poster making fun of AMERICA and our second amendment
>Huge opposition from American posters
>Britfag "B-but its 5AM in America what do you guys not sleep, is this 24/7 AIDF"
Europoor didn't realize there is always an American up and ready to defend our freedoms.
God bless America
>>68765137
Fuck off and go squat some where else you slav tier nigger.
>>68746219
USA USA USA
>>68752201
Holy fuck.
>>68748276
You forgot 1920, 1940, 1980, and arguably 1970
>>68746219
no country is the greatest.You need to unfog your glasses from patriotism,and see the truth behind one's nation,or it will crumble.One should be proud of one's nation,but not let patriotism blind you,or else the jews will take advantage of such blindness
>>68749325
Oh shit nigger come here and make me that right now
I could eat biscuits and gravy for every meal for the rest of my life
>>68748259
America is also a state of mind, my man. Go out, drink some bourbon, punch a liberal, and purchase whatever firearm your country lets you own.
>>68748525
>implying using excuses to kill hundreds of thousands of mudshits is a bad thing
>>68748259
We had our time senpai.
We'll get it back.
MAKE FRANCE GREAT AGAIN
>>68749052
...and killed a shitload of niggers in the process.
Feels good to be american m8s
>>68751552
>>68751586
>>68751609
>>68751716
Based Finland, one of the few countries able to keep the USSR at bay
>>68768387
God bless you man!
>>68751204
http://news.sky.com/story/1665982/man-arrested-for-explain-brussels-tweet
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>>68746219
ANNEX US
I like this pic.
>>68767351
> mfw they are too fat to even climb in the cockpit
Soon, America will be too fat to fight.
In about five years, so many young Americans will be grossly overweight that the military will be unable to recruit enough qualified soldiers. That alarming forecast comes from Maj, Gen. Allen Batschelet, who is in charge of U.S. Army Recruiting Command.
Obesity, he told me, "is becoming a national security issue."
"The obesity issue is the most troubling because the trend is going in the wrong direction," he said. "We think by 2020 it could be as high as 50%, which mean only 2 in 10 would qualify to join the Army." He paused. "It's a sad testament to who we are as a society right now."
The problem is so worrisome for the Army that recruiters have become fitness coaches, like the trainers on the NBC show, "The Biggest Loser."
have a theory. It ain't pretty. But it's got to be true: We just don't care.
"The acceptance of obesity is prevalent," according to Claire Putnam, an obstetrician and gynecologist who believes obesity is a national crisis right now. "When you look around you, 70% of adults are overweight or obese. It's seems normal," she said.
Just look at the numbers: More than one-third of U.S. adults are obese. Seventeen percent of all children and adolescents in the U.S. are obese. That's triple the rate from just a generation ago.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/21/opinions/costello-america-fat/
I give you five years Amerifats.
>>68769097
It hasn't happened yet but soon you're going to be jailed for comments against fat people you disgusting Canadian. Your country is cucked beyond recognition.
Be careful how you respond to me. If you offend me you're going to jail.
>>68750761
"""""Great""""" Britain
>>68752067
>WASTE THE MUTHAFUCKAS
>mfw
>>68769392
Obesity, they say, poses a threat to national security.
The Pentagon spends more than $1 billion a year on medical care relating to weight and obesity. And America's growing weight problem means finding new troops fit enough to fight has never been more challenging.
Army recruiter Sgt. Laura Peterson says America's growing waistline is shrinking the pool of those qualified to serve.
"I've definitely seen the problem getting worse," she said. "The population has gotten bigger. They don't move as much."
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/too-fat-to-serve-military-wages-war-on-obesity/
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> They don't move as much
The military services don't keep figures on how many people they turn away. But the Defense Department estimates 71% of the roughly 34 million 17- to 24-year-olds in the U.S. would fail to qualify to enlist in the military if they tried, a figure that doesn't even include those turned away for tattoos or other cosmetic issues. Meanwhile, only about 1% of youths are both "eligible and inclined to have a conversation with us" about military service, according to Major Gen. Allen Batschelet, commanding general of U.S. Army Recruiting Command.
"The quality of people willing to serve has been declining rapidly," said Gen. Batschelet.
Each year, about 180,000 young men and women successfully volunteer for America's active-duty forces. An additional 110,000 join the services' reserve and National Guard units. Individual services manage their own recruiting and have the authority to grant waivers to applicants who don't meet broad standards.
When the military faced escalating foreign engagement in recent years, recruiting standards were loosened: In 2007, only 79% of those who enlisted in the Army had completed high school, compared with 90% in 2001, while the Army also accepted recruits with more excess body fat during the height of the Iraq war.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/recruits-ineligibility-tests-the-military-1403909945
>>68769973
Get it out while you can.
People in your country are already going to prison for racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamaphobic comments.
It won't be long before fat shaming gets you sent there too by the thought police.
Canadian free speech is a joke. I'll deal with fat people anyday if it means I won't go to jail for saying nigger in public.
Is anime allowed?
>>68769097
Its ok Canada by then we will have robots to come kill you instead. While we laugh and watch it on tv.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z78mgfKprdg
>>68770364
> muh frredom
The former Marine who was detained in connection with Facebook posts critical of the government is being held in a psychiatric ward, Peter Bacqué of the Richmond Times-Dispatch reports.
"I'm currently in John Randolph in the psychiatric ward being held against my will," Brandon Raub, 26, said in a telephone interview with the Times-Dispatch. "They were concerned about me calling for the arrest of government officials."
Raub accused the government of lying about 9/11 and spoke of "starting a Revolution."
According to Raub's mother, authorities from the FBI, Secret Service and Chesterfield County PD came to their door on Thursday evening, questioned Raub about his Facebook posts, then handcuffed him and placed him in a Chesterfield PD squad car before taking him to John Randolph Psychiatric Hospital in Hopewell, Va.
Both the FBI and Secret Service said Raub was not arrested or charged, but the Rutherford Institute statement points out that "if the police have put handcuffs on you and you’re being held against your will, that qualifies as an arrest."
When asked about why Raub was placed in a psychiatric ward, FBI Richmond spokeswoman told us that the FBI "had nothing to do with that" and that the FBI typically doesn't "make determinations such as that."
http://www.businessinsider.com/former-marine-brandon-raub-is-being-held-in-a-psychiatric-ward-over-facebook-posts-about-911-2012-8
>>68770478
I would even be careful about anime anon. You have no idea how politically correct that country is. It is a literally safe haven for SJW thought policing.
>>68770940
>psychiatric ward
Meaning he was posting something crazy and has been detained pending evaluation as to weather he is a danger to himself and others and is not in a jail but a treatment facility.
>>68769097
leaf
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>ywn be an american
Why even live?
>>68771332
USA, USA, USA
*Starts clapping loudly* and *Cheering really loudly*
>>68771006
Why is the 3D world so shit?
>>68771482
Shut up, don't be a fucking fag. Stand up and work for it and try! Never lose faith in your dreams.
>>68771485
it feels pretty good to be proud of who you are, don't you think so?
don't let us get in your way toothpaste, go own that fluoride cleaning power
Does anybody else think it's weird when people put their flags on the ground as a memorial?
I saw the Europansies put there flags on the ground at Brussels, is that not disrespectful, Americans don't put there flag on the ground.
U S A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCJux_7W2i8
>>68771580
Because life is a bitch and mother nature could care less if you live or die. Life is survival of the fittest and the smartest. If you are living in your moms basement as a Neet you have failed at life and need to man up or go extinct.
>Be American
>Live in the greatest country on earth
Choose both
MAKE
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>>68771864
Being nationalist in europe is a criminal activity.
>>68772236
But that doesn't mean you put your flag on the ground, in America you don't let the flag touch the ground because it is seen as disrespectful.
being a gun-owning, bush-crafting, freedom-loving, hard-working Libertarian American feels great
>>68772419
I know the flag code in the US, but here people just hate their countries and want to be a part of africa or middle east or some shit, SAD!
>>68772099
That's a tranny in the middle, I hope you realize.
>>68772596
Yeah, I grew up in Europe it's sad that people don't love their countries.
>>68772608
AMERICA
>>68772719
Yeah... That's why I wanna move to the US.
>>68772099
MURICA
>>68772868
Good luck, America is nice anon we could use good people.
>>68773294
Thanks man!
I hope all Amerifats die a painful death
>>68772041
I have a masters degree and work in a national laboratory, how else am I going to afford more figurines? I just like anime.
>>68746219
Now explain a never-been-to-us ukrainian countryman why the hell everyone itt dreams to live there. Also, tell me pls if surgeons are paid well or not, guys.
>>68773951
Ahmed you are not welcome here
>>68774331
>Also, tell me pls if surgeons are paid well or not
lol
>>68773951
Germany is a disgrace to the white human.
>>68774331
In America, if nothing else, you are left alone. Almost no European has any concept of being alone. Orientals do not at all.
>>68774980
Race*
>>68769097
Then you'll be screwed out of an army to fight your battles :>)
>>68774946
Twf man I've never been to murrica, just curious.
>>68775080
Well I personally have never felt the lack of privacy in ukraine, everything seems allright, no one gives a shit about your life, everyone is busy doing their own stuff.
This just cant be the only reason why people are eager to live on US, go on, anon.
>>68748840
Ay!
'ave ya cunts eva seen 20,000 emus comin' ova da hills?
'ave ya felt da ground sheek from da thundrous charge of countless talon-ed legs comin' for u and ya m8s?
Nah, don't step 'ere and tell me about war ya cunts
>>68767290
>1980
>1970
at least half of both of those decades sucked total shit
>>68749116
>top patriot
>seceded not once but fucking TWICE
keep telling yourself that bbqnigger
