Nervously awaiting the results from the NZ flag referendum which will be released at 8:30pm (NZ time) tonight.
I swear i'll projectile vomit if the general public vote for change...
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/flag-votes-pass-2-million-mark-clock-ticks-results
>>68602136
For those that don't know, this is the proposed alternative.
>>68602136
It's not going to happen. Post anime instead.
i like flight of the conchords
>>68602314
A fucking Fern
>>68602314
a fucking leaf lol
>>68602136
>>68602314
Good. I can never tell the difference between your flag and austraila's. Is your country a territory of Australia?
>>68602136
I have stocked up on flags in the event we somehow lose.
>>68602573
Our country and Australia are part of the realm of the Queen of England. But I suppose a traitor like you wouldn't understand.
>>68602573
nope
>>68602136
>>68602314
CMON NZ
PICK THE NEW FLAG
A FUCKING LEAF
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>68602136
>>68602314
On the one side it distances yourself from the cucks in the UK.
On the other side, it's A FUCKING LEAF.
>>68602314
it's an atrociously hideous design...
>>68602425
>>68602453
>>68602472
>>68602573
>>68602709
Please watch our sport.
>>68602314
>>68602709
NEVER
This is designed to get you to forget about your history.
>New Zealand was always a multicultural country
>>68602828
But you can only throw the ball the wrong way and that's confusing to north americans
>>68602573
At the time (1902) it was undecided whether New Zealand should have became an Australian state. So after they claimed the south pacific colonial maritime flag (has a better name, too lazy to google) in 1901 and changed it a bit we followed suite with intention of having a flag that could easily be incorporated into Australia or independent.
>>68602963
if we joined Oz we'd probably get a Northern Territory style flag anyway
someone should make a flag for if we join the US as the 51st state
a real proper hideous american one, with a seal
>>68602963
Wrong. The New Zealand flag predates the Australian flag, in usage, in design and in official appointment.
>>68602314
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US!
>>68602903
It was once a land ruled entirely by birds, then the Mana nation attacked.
kek, plz no flag change.
>>68602136
Obviously should be all black if it is not this alternative Tri colour bs
>>68602963
Would still be better than that feather shit.
>>68603221
Nope, the Blue Ensign was for any ship under an Admiral in the colonies, the cross was only to say it was from the South Pacific. Technically the British had it first then the Aussies nicked it, then we copied. We did have similar flags, but so did the Australians before that.
>>68602136
Lose the Union Jack and your flag will be the laughing stock of the commonwealth, if not the world.
>>68603490
Top comment was meant to be >>68603186
>>68603281
Mana Nation?
>>68603406
Come to the leaf side, and we can rule the world as Father of leaf flags and son. It is your destiny.
>>68602136
Y'all niggas need the Eight Tribes, which is like the White Ensign but distinct, and, more importantly, much more distinct from Oz.
>>68603610
And dope looking as fuck, but instead everyone pushes for shit flags. I mean even the joke flags were better than the other proposed flags.
>>68603488
agreed.
the whole selection process was fucking joke...
I guess we can just have the AAC instead of ANZAC if you cunts want nothing to do with us.
>>68603762
Kek, basically no one wants a flag change here. We still love you Oz.
>>68603610
please post.
i'm far too lazy to google...
>>68602314
At least we didn't go with the version of this flag that looked like the fucking pepsi logo.
>>68603846
Just another exciting day in the world of NZ politics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao4ypfXWRlI
>>68603843
I know you cunts want out. I've been feeling you being so distant, you don't even try to steal our jobs anymore. It is like you don't even care. Talking about wearing this new flag when i have told you thousands of times you look great in the one you have. It doesn't make your south island look big at all. Lets just makes up and get through this for Tasmania's sake, she cries when we fight.
A friendly message from US to NZ:
You'll win this one, but your country is too far infested with the worst kind of scum. This isn't the first and it won't be the last. You have to crush these people into nothing before they figure out what's happening.
That's it. That's all there is. Eliminate them.
>>68603490
>Technically the British had it first then the Aussies nicked it, then we copied
Still wrong. We were using our currently flag since the 1800s, the Australian one wasn't even designed until the early 1900s.
>>68602314
ugh, you guys. national pride and all that but you can't put black and blue on the same banner.
flags are to know who not to bomb/kill in battle, not confuse color blind people and the elderly.
>>68602828
>unironically watching yawnion instead of league
>>68603552
I was going into an avatar joke but then gave up half way.
Mana is a Polynesian concept adopted by vidya.
>>68604195
league is for islanders only
>>68604167
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australasian_Anti-Transportation_League_Flag
28 years older then us, sorry. 58 years before we stuck stars on it.
>>68604010
lmao what were they protesting?
When is Australia going to change to their true flag?
>>68602136
Bro, no matter what happens. You will still have a better flag than Canada.
>>68604195
>Thugby League
>>68604268
We actually have a political party called Mana, run by that dude (Hone Harawira).
A FUCKING LEAF
>>68602709
Hahaha Canada doesn't want to be alone.
In glad that the flag won't be changed, Australia doesn't want a Canada
>>68604010
And suddenly I like New Zealand.
>>68604346
TPP
>>68602314
A
Fucking
Leaf
>>68604821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ew3UIBVCIA
>>68604164
who? (???)
Have they decided yet?
>>68602136
I still think this is the only appropriate flag.
>>68605004
Someone save us from our women.
>>68605116
1 hour and 40 minutes to go.
>>68605116
the preliminary results come out after 7pm
7pm is 10 minutes away
I hope NZ joins the leaf club
We can be leaf besties! Or m8s as you people like to say
>>68605223
The cows? I think there's still sheep in Naki.
>>68602136
>nervously awaiting
it's a foregone conclusion you dumb cunt
>>68605004
Oh god, I need to visit your country as a tourist, what would appear to be entertaining people and you're money even looks like our money.
http://www.electionresults.govt.nz/
results will come out here
ignore the "FIRST REFERENDUM"
this is the Second referendum
If you fucks do this you can leave the Anglosphere. Go do the haka.
Stay with, Anglobros.
>wanting another country's flag om your flag
how cucked could one nation be?
>>68605004
MY SIDES
>>68605378
They're our friends now, you aren't allowed to bully them anymore.
>>68602314
Should've been this
>>68605497
Hawaii still has our flag on it, Tyrone.
>>68605497
We did this >>68602963
Except it's called the Blue ensign, no idea where I got south pacific colonial maritime flag.
>>68602136
I've got my fingers crossed for you kiwi bro.
>>68604010
This is so great
>>68602314
My flags alternatives look way better than a fucking leaf 2.0
>>68605355
This still feels good.
>>68605723
>>68605116
Here's betting on the fern.
>>68605769
>>68605589
Thank you Canada, you are truly our greatest ally!
I voted to change, I'm aware that I'm probably in the minority vote though. Ah well.
>>68605850
Kill yourself, traitor.
>>68605589
Fuck off you syrup cunt. No one's your friend except the syrians who only like you because you give them free shit.
God it better stay the same. The new one is fucking embarrassing.
>>68605894
>not wanting a shiteposting plant on your flag
>>68605378
THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE FLAG HAS BEEN CHANGED, BEHOLD OUR NEW AND IMPROVED FLAG!!!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68605962
This.
Fuck Canada.
>>68605962
I'm sorry you're upset that New Zealand chose us over you, don't worry time heals all wounds even the emotional ones you're feeling right now.
>>68605850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
>>68602314
>a leaf
>>68606053
Top kek, aren't they like an hour and a half away?
>>68606108
I'm from NZ you paki cunt.
>>68606108
fuck off commie
http://www.electionresults.govt.nz/2015_flag_referendum2/
FUUUUUUUUCK
THE LEAF WON
WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
>>68605276
I would have picked this design if it was an option.
>>68603505
The bantz will flow...
>>68606117
>1:10
Lost.
>>68606222
404 kek
>>68606117
I warn you mate. If you invaded us.
[spoiler]We'd tell the UN on you![/spoiler]
>>68606220
Commies, you say?
>>68606331
They will call Green Peace and you will go to jail anyway.
>>68606510
Huh?
>>68605497
The thing is europor. With white kiwis and Auslords That union jack is just as much as ours asit is some Britbongs. We can lay claim to all the glories of that flag cause our ancestors took part in those battles, etc For example i had ancestor at Rourkes Drift. For us. The Union Jack isn't about who we are. But who we were.
>>68602136
Fuck yeah I can't wait for the delicious tears of the fern faggots.
Let's get this party started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLIgjB9gGw
FUCK JOHN KEY.
>>68606579
He's retarded, it's why we had to take away his leaf, just ignore him.
GOD DEFEND NEW ZEALAND
NO, THIS MUST BE FUCKING RIGGED
HOW THE FUCK
THEY WERE POLLING under 30%
FUCKING WTF
A FUCKING LEAF FUCKK
NUKE US NUKE US NUKE US!!!!
> tfw bought a new fridge and got a 3 month subscription to FOXTEL.
> tfw watching minute to minute news on Sky News 24/7 TV for the past week taught me more about the Australian and New Zealand Local / State level Elections than almost 2 Decades of Australian Education.
I'm utterly terrified and i find America almost as terrifying as we are. Is this what Democracy is? I'm discovering a whole new world.
Somebody Save Me. Please, explain it all and release me from these federally enacted bonds. Explain the referendum i authorized, as a voting citizen i enacted in 2010.
I am a slave to Politics, and i fear the repercussions of my inane political fumbling for the present and future i will endure.
Please explain it all to me.
Political Daemons, I release you from your human bonds
>>68606331
Mums on our side. she always liked us more. there's nothing that nasty UN can do to us
>>68602136
>>68602314
Honestly, the new one is a lot better. I can't stand cuckstamped flags.
They just look pathetic.
>>68606725
The leaf is within us all
We're made of leaf stuff!
>>68606665
Holy shit this is top quality post!
>>68606339
Better version
>>68606725
Fly Eight Tribes on your house anyway.
Borrow the Gadsden and fly it underneath.
>>68606725
You fuckers.
Kiwis get our REEEEEEEEEE
I wonder what it feels like to actually be satisfied with your government and your leader, rather than this continuous discontent I feel with authority and with the population.
>>68606825
>>68606878
>>68606882
That's obviously fake and gay. Don't give him (You)'s.
>>68606117
That's pretty good.
>>68606725
>>68606825
>>68606878
>>68606882
Lol jk
I shopped it
here is the final result
>>68602314
A FUCKING LEAF
Do you fuckers like having that shit on your flag though? The fern, even though it is a leaf, represents the All Blacks which is much better than the queen. I can't say much as a Scot, we cucked ourselves to stay in. Although I live in the states it wouldn't really have affected me.
>>68605335
i know, you "dumb cunt"...
my point is how i would feel if the totally unexpected were to transpire.
you "dumb cunt"...
Why didn't NZ pick the best flag?
>>68606725
Amazing! You most be from an hour and 15 minutes in the future! What an oddity!
>>68606765
> TFW AUSTRALIAN POLITICS.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Renewable_Energy_Agency
I TOOK A HAND IN ERECTING THIS BODY THROUGH MY ERRONOUS POLITICAL OBSERVATIONS.
THE END IS NIGH!
>>68606804
Then how can you like your flag? It is one big cuckstamp.
>>68607014
Do you know how awkward patriotic boners get? Combine that with the sheep and we'll never live it down.
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>68605223
I imagine they're all like the chicks from Outrageous Fortune.
>>68606117
This always give me a good laugh.
>>68607307
yeah but much fatter
If your flag can't be properly redrawn by a child, it's a disaster of a flag.
>>68607120
The American flag is literally the flag of traitorous insurgency against Britain, but whatever helps you sleep, buddy.
>>68607007
Fuck the all blacks, they're a fucking sports team not the symbol of the country.
>>68607175
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
>>68607384
>>68607014
what about a flag that was drawn by a child?
>>68607307
I wish mate. She was perfect.
>>68607414
the cuck stamp looks better
>>68607014
That's not the Kiwi Pepe.
>>68607414
wrong flag
here
>>68607520
No, it doesn't. And the fact that that the stripes don't line up really triggers my OCD.
The flag isnt going to change obviously
>>68607450
The guy who drew it is 20-something though.
>>68607014
>not wanting ice cream on your flag
Pleb
>>68603186
If you're lucky you can get a special limited edition flag with 2 different sides.
Strewth mates, don't be such a dag, be a spunky sheila and stay with us poms
>>68606804
>cuck stamp
You mean loyalty stamp. You fucking TRAITOR.
>>68602709
I think that this is some of the funniest shit I've seen all day.
>>68607825
>his state flag is predominantly blue
Easiest way to tell someone is a cuck.
>>68607497
Fuck yeah, has she ever done a nude photo shoot or anything, I need to know for research purposes. Hell even the old Milf looked like a 10/10 root.
>>68608043
h-hey dont be mean
>>68602709
Top zoz
>>68607825
Sco Ducks
So which one of you voted to change our beloved flag?
I GOT YOUR NAME
I GOT YOUR NUMBER
YOU ARE FINISHED YOU TRAITOROUS CUNTS
I WILL SEND YOU OUT INTO THE FUCKING COOK STRAIGHT AND WATCH YOU DRIFT OF TO ANTARCTICA YOU WILL LIVE WITH PENGUIN YOU WILL BECOME AN ESKIMO
>>68606665
Sick bantz.
Maybe being a leaf won't be so bad.
>>68607417
Was gonna call you a beta faggot then noticed the amount and color of stars.
>>68602136
I voted for a fucking leaf even though I don't think it will win.
Why? Most reasons for and against change are bullshit, except: The UK keeps gradually distancing itself from us every year.
They don't want to hang out any more and you, that's cool. Just don't expect us to keep your picture on the wall forever.
>>68608362
I forgot to register to vote :(
I am so ashamed
>>68607949
This would have been the ultimate shitposting flag.
>>68607670
>the fact that that the stripes don't line up really triggers my OCD
This makes me think it's even better - it trolls OCD sufferers.
>>68608480
>The UK keeps gradually distancing itself from us every year.
Can you blame them? :^)
>>68608362
Put Weta in the fucker's beds.
>>68608480
fuck the UK cucks
the union flag represents our heritage not our closeness to cuckold brits pakis
>Implying the UK is British anymore
>>68608480
We are that picture you cunt, that flag is a representation of the English and Scottish races, which founded NZ
If you're a maori I forgive you but if you're some dirty croat or something then go fuck yourself
>>68608362
Wait until the results come out before you target me.
>>68602314
Holy shit kiwis, what is wrong with you?
>>68608478
The stars in your flag are now replaced by the new york jets logo.
Now what, faggot.
>>68608626
most maori have Brit ancestry anyway I think
>>68608661
To be fair, our natives are far superior.
>>68602136
>tfw not a leaf
>>68605135
>>68606665
+1 confirmed Canabantz!
>>68607687
I like it
>>68608781
Man this flag looks brutal as fuck.
I want this one mum.
>>68608509
That would've been great
>>68608754
also to be fair though, even african niggers and indians are superior to abbos
>>68605004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD4ma24NfL4
So what will John Oliver have to say about this?
>>68608708
Not most, All
There isn't a single Maori left with more than 50% pure dna and even that's rare
We cucked them out of existence, but to be fair they were literally cannibals when we showed up so they should be grateful.
>>68608818
Looks kinda Eureka-like
>>68608843
Paul Henry's a mad cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKnTTclYvvo
>>68608781
Please post higher rez for my collection
So far I only have the kiwibird swastika
>>68602314
I'm going to be embarrassed/ashamed every time I see that piece of crap if it wins.
>>68602136
Why are you guys changing your flag now? There something wrong with the existing one?
>>68608701
Don't be like that
>>68608574
I can't blame them for being jealous.
>>68608626
I'm anglo as fuck but ahhh the UK not being buddies thing is, well, fuck UK whats going on m8?
>>68609021
It's racist. We need a flag that represents the all blacks and multiculturalism.
>>68608897
Something liberal and snarky with no content as always.
>>68609021
They've been planning it since the 90's, but there's no real reason why we're changing it other than 'just because'.
Our country can get pretty boring, so we need to do stuff like this so we don't end up like Hamilton. Poor cunts.
>>68608480
>The UK keeps gradually distancing itself from us every year.
Brit here. You should know that it's not the British people, but the shitty governments they keep "electing" that do this. The ever closer ties with the EU requires Britain to forget its older colonies and alliances.
In June, if Britain leaves the EU, I hope they will reconnect with NZ.
Do they need an overwhelming majority to win? If not you shouldn't be able to call it by a few percentage points
>>68608970
Fucking glorious I miss my peoples bantz even though i'm always the sour gotten to cunt
Bring back the biff and i'll be back with me flock by the fortnight
>>68609021
We have a conservative prime minister who keeps pushing the issue. He's an ex-banker and a fast talker so most likely he's fulfilling a promise to someone by not shutting up about it.
Iv noticed today the media are acting as if the flag is 100% going to be changed.
These faggots can never not show any bias towards anything these days and its driving me nuts.
>Twumps a big bad wayciss meanie (Literally every night)
>Obamas so great.
>White kiwis are racist and its all their fault non-whites make up a huge portion of the prison population.
>We need a new flag because our current one symbolises our dark past (If building the country up and civilising a bunch of bush cannibal Maoris is evil then I don't know what good is)
Thank god the majority of the left wing twats in this country reside in Auckland and those who want a flag change are only about 30% according to polls.
The butthurt tomorrow from John Key, other politicians and the media will be a site to see.
>>68609078
That argument always triggers me, the flag already represents the vast majority of New Zealanders (all if you exclude foreigners). The Union Jack represents our British history and the majority of the population, the Southern Cross shows our polynesian connection and represents the maori's and islanders...
>>68608818
>>68608983
Sorry that's the best I got, did it in paint yesterday from the one anon showed
>>68609189
>He's an ex-banker
and an eternal Jew.
>>68609078
I mean the AB's are the nest thing about your country.
>>68609078
>the all blacks
Whoa I didn't know that Argentina was in on this.
>>68609243
Which news website is more cancerous, NZ Herald or Stuff.co.nz?
COME ON - NEW FLAG
>>68609243
>We need a new flag because our current one symbolises our dark past
Feel free to leave the commonwealth and bankrupt your country.
>>68609058
Not much just chilling here in the south, been here ten years and still haven't adjusted my sleep schedule, should probably get around to that
>>68609189
He's part of the tribe too mate. No one makes it in the New York bank community like the tribe members as Key is.
>>68609344
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_All_Blacks
if you don't know about the team it reads differently
>>68608903
I don't know about that
clubbing enemies to death with your bros and fucking their womyns sounds fun t b h
>>68609299
The mad cunt jewed the Paris Climate Summit out of 13 million dollars a year.
>>68602314
What a mess, what a big fat mess
>>68609357
Read my comment properly you fucking convict.
>>68609346
stuff. half of it reads like a feminist undergrad's blog
>>68609424
Last time I was in NZ (2011) he was busy selling off all of your asset after crushing Labour. How did that turn out?
>>68609299
>tfw we literally have a jewish banker as our pm
>>68609118
what about hamilton lol?
>>68609189
What happened to the other guy, the younger politician who went on rants about zionism, get him on the phone set this shit out m8 I don't wanna be a fuckin leaf m8 this is for all the marbles gotta sort it ae
>>68609357
6.4% of trade is with Britain
Fucking stupid Aussy
>>68609243
What would you rather have them do, talk about how the flag might get changed but probably won't?
As a murican I can tell you, what the news reports is all about ratings and I am sure nothing else interesting happens in NZ very often so they are desperate to talk about what might very well be the most significant event in your country's history this decade.
>>68609517
The prison system (which he privatised) is being ousted as a huge fucking sham of mismanagement. Sucks ass.
>>68604597
u already have one
>>68602314
I honestly think the new one isn't that bad, okay it's a leaf. But you distance yourself from those british fags.
This is something of your own, and not some flag the UK forced upon you.
>>68608843
i lost hard.
>>68609346
NZ Herald.
Its always full of leftists drivel. What turned me off the herald was a few years back the article bragging that finally whites were becoming a minority in Auckland and how wonderful it all was.
I live in Auckland at the moment (Moving in 9 months to South Island) and I already feel like a minority in the city I grew up in. Muslims, Indians, Chinks, Coconuts and now Fucking Africans are being flooded in.
Auckland has become a traffic congested, hell hole that needs to be nuked.
>>68609189
>We have a conservative prime minister
No we don't.
He's a neo-liberal.
Conservative PMs don't push globalist flags and gay marriage.
>>68605004
20 FACKIN WHACKS
Based
>>68609517
selling the assets was pretty good though
>W H I T E
>H
>I
>T
>E
>>68609243
Tvnz america correspondent is a ledditng bernie cuck
https://twitter.com/jacktame
>>68608829
wtf
>>68609621
No one cares what you think though, cuck.
Go get bombed again.
>>68609635
don't forget trade deals with saudis
>>68609656
>no purple anywhere
Doth mine eyes deceive me or have you got some work to do?
>>68609423
You ever seen a quality greenstone patu used?
Crazy old cunt stabbed a sheeps head in half when I was a kid, was pretty cool though
>>68609615
But all they have done for months is push for flag change.
Journalists should keep their damn opinions to them selves and just report the news. The whole world is sick of their snarky little remarks and trying to push an agenda. ITS NOT THEIR JOB. Its up to the people to make their minds up.
>>68609656
That's 2038? Looks current to me.
>>68609630
glad i didnt see that article.
ive moved to the south island.
its population isnt increasing as rapidly as the north, its good. not as good as it used to be however. if you walk through nelson city carparks at night there is always tourists sleeping in their cars now. 9 years ago that was unheard of.
>>68602314
I actually kind of like it. People won't confuse it for a discount Australian flag.
>>68609700
indigenous culture, that's what tf
>>68602314
Get rid o that union jack and throw off the last remnants of your empirical origins bro.
>>68609722
>2005
>be UK
>get bombed much worse than us
Fucking kek.
does anyone have the Hone Heke pepe saved? i lost it a while ago
>>68609824
If you think it's so great, why don't you change yours. Get a eucalyptus leaf or whatever, so you can be like Canada.
>>68609669
Jack Tame the awkward manlet.
He was schooled by his fellow manlet friend Mike Hosking.
Held up in their white enclaves in Remuera/Parnell/Ponsonby where they dictate to the rest of us that we aren't doing enough for minorities. When the only non-whites they ever deal with is at the local dairy or gas station.
Fuck em all. The NZ media is as corrupt and in league as the American MSM.
>>68609824
>>68609757
yesssssssssss goys, destroy your culture and history!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS good goyim!
>>68609757
Just report the news? It's an opinionated general referendum where you have as many opinions as you have assholes. There are no facts or 'news' to report. You either like the design or not. Of course they are going to give their opinion on what they think
>>68609879
this one?
>>68609630
I did work and travel in nz and auckland was the absolute worst.
Chinks and blacks everywhere.
Upper Queenstreet Full ove sake-bars, Karaoke and cheap Restaurants, Smartphone repairshops shady as fuck.
Feel ya bro.
Where are you moving?
>>68602699
The Queen of England, Queen of Australia, Queen of NZ, Queen of St Kits and Nevis, etc are completely separate entities. They just happen to be the same person.
Just like the coach of my cricket team and the manager at Bunnings are completely separate, they just happen to be the same person.
>>68609873
>Capital of Islamic extremism in Europe
Tip top lel.
Go lick Abdel Salami's dick like a good French cuckold you are.
>>68609808
I'm moving to Nelson lel.
Anything is better then Auckland.
I voted for the New Flag.
Fuck the union jack, fuck the Australia lite flag.
Fuck the John Key haters. lets face it, this is about JK