LIVE VOTING UPDATES:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/arizona/
>Delegates Big Don: 755/Zodiac Killer: 425/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Jeb!’s Saddest Moments Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
"This is a movement." - Donald Trump. "A movement? AWOOOOOVMENT!" - Awoo.
Utah is slathered in Rat grease and will be mocked and disgraced until the general election.
THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT
BUILD A WALL AROUND UTAH, THROW ALL THE MORMONS IN IT, AND SEAL IT OFF FROM THE WORLD! TOSS ALL OF OUR MUSLIM REFUGEES WE'VE TAKEN IN AS WELL SO THE MORMONS CAN EXPERIENCE CRUZ'S CULTURAL ENRICHING POLICIES FIRSTHAND!
FIRST FOR MORMON JESUS
NO MOVEMENTS HERE BOSS
Where are "ALL OTHERS" votes?
That's the reason Cruz is >50%
DUM DUMB DUM DUMB DUM DUMB
Lawrence is a a cuck
can someone post the pic of trump hanging bernie please
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY
>>68481230
Reminder that Mormons are not Christians
Endless Celestial Sex
ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED NOT TERRITORIES
TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida/Arizona (100%)
4. Illinois (78%)
5. Alabama (72%)
6. Missouri (71%)
7. Mississippi (63%)
8. Hawaii (58%)
9. Tennessee/Georgia (57%)
11. Massachussets (52%)
12. Vermont (50%)
13. New Hampshire (48%)
14. Nevada (47%)
15. Michigan/North Carolina (42%)
17. Arkansas/Louisiana (40%)
19. Kentucky (37%)
20. Virginia (35%)
North Dakota (via straw poll)
TOP FENCE RIDERS
1. Alaska (50%)
TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio (0%)
2. Wyoming (8%)
3. Minnesota (21%)
4. Iowa/Kansas (23%)
6. Oklahoma (30%)
7. Texas (31%)
8. Idaho (38%)
9. Maine (39%)
Utah (pending)
STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida (99)
2. Arizona (58)
3. Illinois (54)
4. South Carolina (50)
5. Texas (48)
6. Georgia (43)
7. Alabama (36)
8. Tennessee (33)
9. North Carolina (30)
10. Mississippi/Michigan (25)
12. Massachussets (22)
13. Louisiana (18)
14. Virginia/Kentucky (17)
16. Arkansas (16)
17. Nevada/Alaska (14)
19. Oklahoma (13)
20. Idaho (12)
21. New Hampshire/Hawaii (11)
23. Maine/Kansas (9)
25. Vermont/Minnesota (8)
27. Iowa (7)
28. Wyoming (1)
29. Washington D.C./Ohio (0)
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE NIGHT AGAIN FOLKS, TAKING MAGA EDIT REQUESTS
Also reposting any of my prior edits, just give me the number.
>>68480480
Some of them. The church viewed natives and blacks as cursed, and that the colour of their skin indicated them as sinners, and that by converting they could lighten their skin. So part 3 and 9 are kind of true.
And everything posted about Joseph Smith I believe. He was a documented shyster.
Go ahead and follow your belief, but it's founding was very controversial, and it spent the 20th century erasing politically incorrect dogma.
The next time I meet a Mormon I'll poo on him
CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS
Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU
Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA
"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc
John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
Bernie "Cuck Shed" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWbgkRpYwc
Trump can still win Utah
FUCK SOROS
Post MAGA girls. I need to fill my folder
>>68481307
only 3 on the ballot
also, you didn't have to put your info on the ballot
it was just a piece of paper with three checkboxes
Who ever is doing this Comfy . Zone broadcast with CNN is a good person. Those commercial breaks are great. Keep showing the chick with the bouncing titties in the Jap school girl outfit. You're doing gods work.
>>68481260
>>68481265
HURR DURR NO AWOO
>>68481277
LOTTA MOVEMENTS HERE BOSS
As long as the Rat gets below 50% in Utah we're good
>>68481230
kasichs theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ZBu3nHJkM
>>68481359
********I mean trump hanging Jeb
>>68481270
ENDLESS CELESTIAL SEX
>>68481215
>>>>butthurt
I'm annoyed retards like you go out of their way to give us an even worse image than we already have. Do you really want us to become like Sweden and Germany? We already get shit flinged at us like ">A FUCKING LEAF" and ">WEED LMAO", and you're not helping it by being a complete retard.
At least this is the last Cruz state.
R-right guys?
American Samoa results when?
>>68481466
topkek m8
>>68481516
Cruz lead is shrinking.
>>68481555
This
Listen to Canada, Canada.
>>68481565
Nebraska will go Cruz
Someone needs to push that jew off a bridge.
>tfw you will never get comfy with your MAGA waifu watching a Trump speech together
>>68481485
Is that a man?. ...why?
>>68481516
dude he's at 57%
he's not dropping to below 50
>>68481533
>>68481438
This
Make Ralphie Great Again
Why is Utah so cucky? I thought Mormons were red-pilled.
Nobody takes 4chan serious. Its entire existence is based on Japanese culture and cartoonies. Do you really expect and self respecting journalist to come here in all serious? Amongst a pool of virgin autist aspie man babies who are full of nothing but angst and delusion.
4chan is the laughing stock of the internet. Nobody normal Will ever understand tbis niche community filled with anime cartoonies on 90% of the boards.
4chan could have been respected today, if only moot had stolen the image board template, but dropped the anime kiddy stuff. Just imagine what 4chan would have been today with actual adults with actual jobs. No avatar faggots. No anime trash. No weeabos. No aspies. No mlp. This place could have been an america success story and moot would have been a billionaire. Imagine, thousands of daily users on the politically incorrect board. All respectable adults. No little kids cartoonies in every thread. Just pure conservative discussion with the occasional centrist making his argument. Unfortunately moot was only 15 when he ripped off 2chan so naturally he made a project that reflected what he was at the time. Immature.
This is the real reason 4chan will never be taken serious. Anyone who watches anime daily I can guarantee with a high degree of certainty that person is a complete failure in life. A waste of oxygen. Who do you think makes those daily neet threads? Who do you think makes those black dick threads and awoo posts? Yup. Anime faggots. Little children stuck in an adults body.
Im sorry, anyone who goes on twitter using a fake avatar, w fake name, & a picture of a little anime girl. You're a complete embarrassment. You bring shame to the Donald trump movement. You only follow trump because you're so immature that it makes you giggle when trump uses a naughty no no word. That's what is really happening. Meanwhile people like me vote trump for his policies or for job creation.
It's sad. There are real adults here, lost in the sea of immaturity.
>voting for a liar
ENJOY THE TELESTIAL KINGDOM MORMON KEKS,AYY LMAO
>>68481438
As a fellow MAGA maker, I can't wait for Trump's victory so we can all dump our entire folders in one giant waterfall of exuberant and smug animes
We cant win Utah, we never could. We just have to hope that we can get Cruz under 50%.
We're going for a strategic victory here lads.
When future generations look back at these past 100 years they'll think
>pearl harbor
>9/11
>Utah March 22 primary results
>>68481617
told you..
>>68481375
Fuck Mormons. Dumb dum dum dum dumb
CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
>CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
>CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
>CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
>CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
>CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
>CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
>CRUZ WON'T GET 50%
THEY'RE MISSING THE ABSENTEE VOTES SO FAR
RUBIO SHOULD GET 15-20 THERE
>>68481438
Hat me, bro
>>68481436
I'm in Kansas, and the people here are pretty based. Everyone I know wanted Trump. But the Caucuses were fucked. They were only open in a couple locations throughout the state, and only for a couple of hours. The whole caucus felt rigged.
>>68481565
It isn't. Montana, Nebraska, and the Dakotas will likely go to Cruz, but CNN did some estimations and even if he won all those states (and Washington and Oregon), he'd still get enough delegates.
And even if he doesn't get enough delegates, the Republican party has to face the very real possibility that their party will be destroyed if they don't give the nomination to Trump.
>>68481485
>>68481653
Are they fucking splatoon cosplaying? What is that?
>>68481679
Mormons literally believe that Jesus sailed to North America.
How is that redpilled?
>>68481654
3 percent of the vote reporting in,you enormous retard
>>68481679
>believing a single word of Mormonism
>not being the most blue pilled faggots in existence
pick one and only one
>>68481511
DELETE
>>68481466
Nice dub and bantz, India.
Have a well deserved (you).
>>68481230
....and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin...
https://youtu.be/SPi7-Z-rjyc
My labor of love, /pol/
>>68481230
Trump 2016!
Dammit Rato, you'd better get less than 50% in magic underwear land.
>>68481536
Coop would wear a camo hat.
>>68481428
I like Garfield even more now tbqh
>>68481738
This is nothing compared to Iowa
ALSO
CNN DID A THING EARLIER WITH THEIR DELEGATE MAP
THEY GAVE CRUZ
EVERY
SINGLE
STATE
HE'S PROJECTED TO WIN GOING FORWARD
AND TRUMP STILL PASSED 1237
Utah is barely a speedbump
TRUMP IS GOING TO FALL SHORT
LOL
BROKERED CONVENTION
REPUBLICANS GIVING THE NOMINATION TO CRUZ
YOU LOSE TRUMP SCREWS LOL
TRUMP IS GOING TO FALL SHORT
LOL
BROKERED CONVENTION
REPUBLICANS GIVING THE NOMINATION TO CRUZ
YOU LOSE TRUMP SCREWS LOL
>>68481806
it never changes that much. and who's to say that it's going to increase? get over yourself nutjob
>>68481438
MAGA please
>>68481771
Do you have the one with the girl with the slushie?
>>68481771
nice snek
>>68481810
You need a faster machine if you think you can beat these awoos!
>>68481738
>Utah goes to Cruz AND FUCKING BERNIE
I'm a New Yorker, and 9/11 doesn't even compare to how insulted and angry I am
>>68481860
Thank you boss.
I fuckin' love it.
Shocking footage of Ted Cruz celebrating his cuck win in Utah https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QP8QdFttugg
>>68481438
TRUMP IS GOING TO FALL SHORT
LOL
BROKERED CONVENTION
REPUBLICANS GIVING THE NOMINATION TO CRUZ
YOU LOSE TRUMP SCREWS LOL
TRUMP IS GOING TO FALL SHORT
LOL
BROKERED CONVENTION
REPUBLICANS GIVING THE NOMINATION TO CRUZ
YOU LOSE TRUMP SCREWS LOL!!!
>>68481690
>Anyone who watches anime daily
Good thing I don't do that. Phew
wtf why is bernie winning. he just needs to have that second stroke already
>>68481662
Would you prefer it white?
>>68481690
>Im sorry, anyone who goes on twitter using a fake avatar, w fake name, & a picture of a little anime girl.
shit I guess I fucked up
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC
>>68481920
Didn't see it in my folder lad but I'm interested
>>68481920
Spotted the Facebookfag ;)
Higher bernie, lower cruz
UTAH TURNING BLUE
>>68481990
Catshit is Ratshit
Kasich is Basic
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC
>>68482009
You have to go back.
>>68481679
They believe that Jews sailed to the Americas and had a big war with the natives and lost. And believe that Joseph Smith translated ancient texts with some rocks and a hat.
To think I ever believed anything in that religion makes me really fucking depressed, and tonight isn't helping.
Why hasn't Utah been called?
>>68481791
Yeah, it's splatoon. I'll never understand why fat lards try to cosplay things that are completely out of their league.
>>68482118
TRUMP IS GOING TO FALL SHORT
LOL
BROKERED CONVENTION
REPUBLICANS GIVING THE NOMINATION TO CRUZ
YOU LOSE TRUMP SCREWS LOL
TRUMP IS GOING TO FALL SHORT
LOL
BROKERED CONVENTION
REPUBLICANS GIVING THE NOMINATION TO CRUZ
YOU LOSE TRUMP SCREWS LOL
>>68482117
"BASIC KASICH" Should be Trump's label for him.
>>68482055
How did you get that many followers without following people? Did you just unfollow?
>>68482120
Did you at least get a wife out of it?
>>68481674
Drink more ovaltine.
>>68481990
Kasich is Basic
>>68481887
>trump needs to win 52% of the remaining delegates
>he won 59% of the delegates up for grab tonight
>>68482077
This is nice but I was thinking of a different one. She's wearing a navy blue MAGA hat
>>68481791
Goddamn, she was so cute in episode 5.
>>68481706
Yo did you pick up the expanded MAGA template I made?
VOTE NOW
>WOULD YOU BUY THE PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880/
>WOULD YOU BUY THE PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880/
>WOULD YOU BUY THE PATCH FOR $6?
http://strawpoll.me/7156880/
MADE IN THE US, INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING. 3"x3" VELCRO BACKED.
VOTE NOW
>>68482009
1) the game isnt over yet
2) They'd never give the nomination to Cruz If they brokered it would go to someone like Ryan or Kasich.
So here we stand. We have one chance of victory, you have none little Cruzfag. No matter how many mormon faggots in Utah buy your bullshit.
>>68481260
tfw AWOOOOOOOMENT was my meme
>>68482188
Only ever followed and commented on Trump, don't ask me
>>68479903
SNSD guy I finished hatting up them up and posted it in the old thread like a moron
>>68481756
>>68482136
3% of the vote in
>>68481887
>y-you lose trump screws lol
>>68482188
https://twitter.com/lol_u_trol_me
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC
COME ON KASICH
YOU CAN DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
>>68482052
I would.
>>68482192
you're a god among men thanks famalam
Even if there is a brokered convention, are there chances for Trump to be the nominee?
>>68482009
t. 13 year old Redditor
>>68482143
All of your Mako pictures are making me want to fuck her badly.
Man, CNN has some boring ass people on tonight.
>>68481438
Do you want to make America great again?!
Because that's how you make America great again!
>>68481230
Smells rigging. But he would have lost that state anyways at this time.
>>68481873
Is there a video of this?
>>68481690
>mfw anime keeps normies out
Anime is the hero that /pol/ needs, not the hero that it wants.
>>68482305
The party would consider anyone who casted a vote for Trump to be a traitor. So no.
>>68482055
>Internet Explorer
This triggers me
>>68481769
De_MAGA2.bsp
>>68481438
>>68481706
>not even 100
bleh!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4dfw_wgdbm7U1phRGhFX0ZzRm8/view
Oh, and Tio pls.
>>68482356
Luv you, anon
>>68482220
This one? Sure did boss
I got a 4th black MAGA too
>>68482305
Yeah, if he has ~1200 and rato has ~800 it will be hard to deny it to him.
It'll turn into a disaster if it's something like ~1050 to ~950
>>68481990
kasich is basic
>>68481438
Whichever hat you prefer
>>68482370
HEAR HEAR
>>68482370
Pretty much. Only newfag shills complain about it at this point. Oldfags either like it or ignore it.
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC
>>68481792
Trumpenfurher
>WHY ARE THE RESULTS DIFFERENT?
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>>68481555
Being buttblasted about it won't help either. Crying about it gives them more reason to fling shit. I for one find it fucking hilarious how some Canadians get offended at this kind of thing. You're the reason why we have these memes in the first place. Sorry m8, /pol/ is not your safe space. You can fuck back off to reddit for that.
>>68482217
Don't think i have that one... folders a mess too..
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/712296265023922177
piers did 40 min interview with trump apparently in 2 parts first part is on ITV shortly
they will probably milk it as much as possible during the whole show though
>>68481690
> I'm sorry
Goddamn right you are, faggot. Get the fuck out of here.
>implying
if you guys could just tone down the anime a notch or two...thanks...
>>68482315
Me too, anon. Trump will make our waifu's real soon, just hold off on lewds.
>>68482305
The party is delusional to think some backroom deals from a hundred years ago will work in the internet age. Trumps the president regardless.
The only question is if he's forced to take cruz or some establishment guy as VP or in the cabinet.
>>68482424
Noice. Thanks, anon.
>>68482305
If Trump has a strong majority they risk crashing the party with no survivors should they not nominate him.
>>68481438
Can I get your hat repo?
So how big a problem is it if Cruz hits above 50?
>>68481679
>Mormons
nah they're like, purple pilled
>>68482219
And Satsuki was so cute in all of them. She is objectively the best girl.
>>68482200
Wew double dubs!
>>68482524
>I requested that
>spreads like wildfire
>>68481230
Isn't there some sort of federal law that bans foreign companies from administering critical functions in a US election?
>>68481851
BEAUTIFUL
>>68482508
I ignore it until the roleplaying faggots start at it. That's the line for me. It's pretty funny how buttmad everyone gets about it though.
>>68481920
More of her?
>>68481438
Wait did you make pic related?
>>68482579
She doesn't have that much hentai. Goddamn it senpai.
>>68482229
>MADE IN THE US
>Flag is Cruzland
Suspicious.jpg
>>68482616
Delegate-wise, not at all. But if he does take all the delegates the media is going to have a fucking field day shilling for him.
>>68482598
That gave me the weirdest boner
>>68482684
>Her
Breaking: Riots in Arizoner after Trump wins
>pic related
>>68482524
there should be a bernie sanders sticker on that guy's head
Please bore the shit outta me with this bullshit, CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrtdlQDTzLw
Cruz is done. Hillary is the target now.
>>68482656
She and Ryuuko are tied honestly
Best sisters
>>68482665
prolly not a caucus :^)
>>68482675
>beautiful
YOU CAN'T JUST GOING RAPING PEOPLE YOU FUCKING WYTE MAIL
>>68482616
Inconsequential. Trump leads the up coming states at a MINIMUM of 10% (New York is around 50%).
>>68482710
I work with a US anon. I do the advertising and design and he takes care of the shipping and etc.
Just look at this guy
>WE ARE THE ONLY CAMPAIGN WHO HAS BEAT AND CAN BEAT DONALD TRUMP
>>68482567
Is there a WestHem feed for us burgers?
>>68482508
Oldfag who is indifferent to animoo reporting.
I even have some pictures saved in my folders despite having no fucking idea where it comes from like >>68482524
>>68482656
I loved Satsuki most of the way until near the end when I got horrible crushing feels over Ryuko.
>>68482752
Shillary already knows that as well. In fact, I don't think she's ever mentioned Kucksich or Rato.
>>68482191
Let me explain the cycle of a Mormon life
>Very active in church and church activities
>Never question a calling from the Bishop, even if it means cleaning church toilets for free
>Climb the ranks (deacon etc)
>When old enough to go on a mission, put your life on hold for two years and serve no matter how much of an inconvenience it is to you or your education
>Come back home and go to single's ward, a place where adults clearly want to have sex but that's a no no so it is FUCKING AWKWARD and they do fun little activities like play dodgeball and watch Disney movies
>Promise to get married in the temple and never disagree to how many kids she wants ("Oh, I know there are so many children waiting for us from behind the veil teehee")
>Get married in the temple in a super awkward group session which is basically Free Masonry while your family either watches your wife get groped from behind a curtain or you get to sit in the "sinners room" since you are not worthy and wait a few hours for them to get done
>Fuck your brains out because you are two sexually frusterated adults who have been coddled and told what to do all your life even if it's super awkard
>With child number 5, being young and dumb, ill equipped to handle all these kids and debt piling up, contemplate suicide
>Throw your kids into this crazy cult because you don't know what else to do
That's the checklist basically. Basically I'd rather not.
>>68482453
Try this one famalam, it's the new hotness, jpeg is what it looks like, file size too big to post as a PNG
www <dot> filedropper <dot> com/magatemplate_1
>>68481230
Elitist Mormons reduced the number of voting sites to screw Trump supporters.
>>68482579
This was one tricky angle, but I think it turned out well
I don't think Trump will make my waifu real because she's kind of a walking natural disaster that can throw around magic nukes or cause reality to collapse in on itself
oh well MAGA
>>68482794
I'm still curious how people can still vote for him after he literally ate booger live on the debate. Explain this shit Americlaps.
>>68482656
>>68482767
B-but anons, Mako is clearly the best girl!
>>68481438
This one, please
>>68482231
>>68482794
But can you beat Hillary?
>>68482684
I need slushie grill
>>68482705
There's a good Gama x Mako doujin in the works involving foot licking and more. Be patient.
>59%
so what will the Trump empire do about Utah?
>>68482881
>>Promise to get married in the temple and never disagree to how many kids she wants ("Oh, I know there are so many children waiting for us from behind the veil teehee")
This is fucking spooky behavior.
Reposting my comment:
"We need to keep Bernie in the race as long as possible.
If bernie gets out of the race or becomes completely irrelevant, Hillary voters will no longer need to vote for hillary, and so many of them could cross over and register republican in order to #stopTrump
The big danger here is california. By that point bernie will be irrelevant, and so california moderate dems will vote for ted Cruz or john kasich in order to deny trump delegates.
California is proportional, so every vote counts.
This is a danger that we need to be aware of, and prevent somehow."
pretty sure cruz is gonna win Utah over 50%
whatever
I AM A MORMON
AND A MORMON JUST BELIEVES
>>68481230
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
There's no chance for Trump to win Utah, right?
Does it have any tangible effect on his chances or is it simply something for Cruz to spin as "WE ARE BEATING TRUMP"?
>>68482935
Mako's good
just not best
>>68481771
that cutie on the right with a booty.
LOLOL WTF UTAH
SOCIALISM? REALLY?!
>>68482784
I see
Keep up the good work!
>>68482532
Just synchronization issue
Hold it you dummies.
Haven't you noticed that the All Others is polling at 0%?
The absentee ballots aren't counted yet, so expect Rubio to drop Cruz below 50%.
For reference, All Others got 20% of the vote in Arizona.
How badly do we hate mormons now? More than usual?
>>68481883
She really is pretty.
>>68482683
I've never been bothered by it. Whether it's a deliberate attempt at derailment, sincere anime-loving Trumptards, or just dudes clowning on that faggot Rick Wilson, it hasn't affected me in the slightest. I've learned more about the nominating process in these threads the last couple months than I did in years of actually voting.
>>68482993
>s it simply something for Cruz to spin as "WE ARE BEATING TRUMP"?
I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN BEAT DONALD TRUMP
>>68482984
yeah with that low energy attitude he might
>>68482915
Never saw any of the 3 major news networks or really any online news ever show that clip. Can you imagine the field day the media would have had if that happened to Trump?
>>68482684
>her
>>68482881
better than how my life is going desu
>>68481887
They'll give it to Mitt or Jeb, not Cruz.
I've never seen this level shitposting from the usual suspects.
Impending doom makes them post harder.
>>68482993
Fuck off Estonia, post toothbrush or don't post at all.
Mormons do things in a hive. If a bishop says jump they all jump. If a bishop says vote for donald duck, they all vote for donald duck.
Now it's 59.2%
>>68482915
Americans care more about where candidates stand on issues than petty shit like that
>>68482884
I may or may not make some different angles of the red hat. I can take pics if someone else wants to crop the hat but lighting is a problem.
>>68482935
I beg to differ
Cruz Hunter 888
>>68482794
At least he's focused on what the task actually is. Sanders has been running against Trump for fucking months and yet wonders why he's getting throat-fucked by Clinton.
>>68481883
>perfect fingernail shape/length to finger length ratio
>>68483130
The fuck's the matter with you?
>>68482993
Nope, does not hurt his chances and yes, Cruz slowly consolidates all the anti-trump votes.
>>68482979
don't spread the idea you idiot.
>>68482915
STUPID. PEOPLE. EXIST. EVERYWHERE.
>>68482240
APOOOVEMENT
>>68482881
Single's ward sounds kinda fun, but...
>your family either watches your wife get groped from behind a curtain or you get to sit in the "sinners room"
Can...Can you elaborate on this?
>>68483099
Trust me, you don't want that life. Your kids either grow up to be obedient to some old man, in your local church up to the "prophet" at the time, or they resent you for putting them through a cult.
>>68482884
Oh snap thanks anon
You're not kidding that is a big template
for me
>>68483040
I have also learned a lot from these threads and have been able to stay up to date with all the breaking news. My family and friends ask me for the scoop every now and then since I talk about Trump all the time now.
>>68483178
>mormons
>caring more about issues
they do what they are told
>>68483178
But he doesn't stand for anything either, he's inferior to Trump in every single way.
>>68482980
HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIIIIGH
>>68483030
thanks sempai!
Alright how the fuck did Bernie win Utah?
>>68482993
Nobody in America likes Utah other than Mormons. Nobody.
>>68483230
DSP would vote booger missile.
>>68483214
>this guy on twitter so salty about muh 3,345
Why u mad doe?
>>68481887
Lol when Trump/Rato. Shut up, weeb, Trump holds the cards.
>>68482915
I think 85% of his support is based around "I'm not Donald Trump."
>>68482935
You ever have a real girlfriend personality-wise like Mako? They're great to pal around with, but when you try to start some sexytime they think everything is a joke. Or when they try to start it with you, they completely fail at it & it comes across as a joke.
>>68483284
Woooooooow
he is definitely a berniebro
>>68483257
Keep it up senpai
>>68482881
At least they're getting laid, man.
Despite all this I'm giving serious thought to converting for that sweet Mormon pussy.
>>68482567
>>68482799
TRUMP ON ITV NOW
just google ITV stream and hope you find something if not in UK lel
>>68483274
mormons have many kids who want free college
>>68483262
THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN
>>68482915
Romney told the moronmans to
>>68482915
I'm more curious that Americans will actually attempt to make a Canadian president.
They would never get over the cuck remarks on here if they did that.
>>68483205
ironically trump has been ignoring bernie the whole time lol
>>68481764
It's a caucus
>>68483158
>60% of Utahns are mormons
they really are a hive...
>>68481901
I could make the hat pink/lavender if you want. also my 69th edit lol
>>68483245
Watch in it's entirety if you wish, or skip to 4:30. Someone smuggled in a camera to a Mormon temple for the ceremonies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6udew9axmdM
So, guys.
Check this out.
>>68482881
So a lesser version of Scientology?
Well I'm glad we won Arizona at least, It's a big win. And Utah is probably the only state Cruz will do this well in. I'm off to bed. Goodnight friends
>>68483262
>AND THEN HE LIIIIIES
>>68482915
I really thought that the booger incident would have more of an impact. He ate a fucking booger on live television and it really didn't seem to change anything. Really odd.
Apparently all American Samoa delegates are uncommitted, just like Guam.
>>68482434
>Reply to Thread No.68481230
Those are all ones I personally made, give it time :)
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC
>>68483338
I surely will!
Excellent Pepe.
You WA?
>>68483348
Link to stream please
>>68483348
>>68482567
NVM THEY BAITED IT
DONT EVEN BOTHER JUST WAIT FOR YOUTUBE
they will milk it the whole show for 2 hours spiting it up
>>68483443
They edited out the booger for replays.
itv stream for USA
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/itv-1-live-stream
>>68483389
>69th
Jesus, thanks for the hard work!
>>68483340
see
>>68483247
Your kids will not be yours.
>>68483340
Don't do it, buddy. Converts get the ugly ass reject Mormon girls. They save the best for lifelong Mormons.
>>68483443
Next to zero coverage.
>>68483418
Its the more established version of Scientology*
>>68483460
Native WA lifelong democrat turned soldier of the Trump Empire
>>68483366
>mfw I just considered it
HOLY SHIT WE CAN BTFO AMERICLAPS ANYDAY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS IF HE'S ELECTED.
I used to be Trumper before, but now it looks like I'm a #cruzmissile.
why hasn't utah been called yet fuck
>>68483443
I thought the same thing too, but the news never covered it. Just like they never covered his endorsement by the "KILL ALL THE GAYS" preacher. Disappointing.
>>68482323
Yes I did the black hat because he is black
>>68483331
I'm married to one actually. Every day is... interesting.
>>68483492
they literally just previewed it and will show it split up during the show to keep people watching
i wouldnt bother unless you want to watch this show for 2 hours
>>68481679
>Filthy hererics worshipping a false version of Christ that goes globetrotting
>red pilled
>>68483548
You always ate boogers you dumb Ontarian.
>>68483418
Pretty much Scientology v0.1
>>68481438
you can do it
or you can be a commie
the choice is yours
>>68483283
Nobody in America like Mormons other than Mormons.
Why the fuck can't American occultists create cults that are less batshit insane? First Mormons, then Scientologists...
>>68483555
This. We already know Rato is going to win, just get it over with already.
>>68483348
POS piers morgan cutting the trump interview into segments throughout to show.
>>68483555
only like 3% counted
>>68482530
kek
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC
>>68483340
You're a sad sack of shit.
Why don't you just go apply yourself?
>>68483544
Welcome to the ranks, soldier.
Your sins are forgiven; be in peace.
>>68483331
>>68483565
Explain, shes my favorite character in the anime
Game ogre, it's back to 62%.
>>68483418
Both created by Wizards.
>>68482993
I'm so happy Estonia even knows about my state. And as a Utahn, please nuke my state.
>65%
lmao
jesus, they really are a cult
>>68483474
>Excalibur
>Gae Bolg
Pick one and only one, you fucking hooker.
>>68482915
it was a tonsil stone
>>68482881
sound alright to be honest
>>68483340
Every Mormon chick I've seen has been a ho fo' sho, yo.
>>68483331
>you ever have a real girlfriend
>65%
NEW THREAD
>>68483686
NEW THREAD
>>68483686
NEW THREAD
>>68483686
NEW THREAD
>>68483686
NEW THREAD
>>68483686
>>68482334
A member of ISIS will stop ISIS
>>68483688
You know. Airhead. Excitable. Fun. Loyal. Tiny. Cute. Lolrandom. etc.
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC
>>68483214
He's everything that's wrong with Canada. Don't worry about it Estonia. You're cool.
Looks like booger boy was up to his old tricks and the don was on to him.
>>68483716
That's worse.
>>68483590
>implying I care that I live in Cuckronto
Please, I THRIVE in the tears of liberals. You don't know what power is like until you walk around downtown Toronto with a MAGA hat.
>>68483517
Wait'll they see my dick.
>and my bank account
>>68483145
That used to be true, but now it isn't. There's a rather large political schism going in Utah right now. Mormons are morally right (oppose abortion, gay marriage, drugs etc) but politically left (supporting public education, welfare, environmental etc) There are rather large factions of "Mormon democrats" popping up, especially in the Wasatch valley.
Sanders has the lead he does because he's the"nice guy". He says that the poor people deserve a better life and the environment is important, which swings a lot of Mormon voters because charity and nature and engrained into the Mormon religion. Trump is falling behind because he isn't a "nice guy" he says mean stuff and mean people don't get along well with Mormons. This persona is bolstered by shilling from Romney and the relatively apolitical state of most Mormons in the rural community.
Also, Utah has a lot of fucking spics. That doesn't help.
>>68483679
Washington is garbage.
>>68483003
Mormons shit out kids like niggers, of course they want gibsmedats.
>>68483715
That's seiba though.
Try again.
>>68483892
omg, that would send my cock into orbit. That must be fun as fuck.
>>68483622
exactly fuck
>>68483933
Nice bait.
>>68483884
>>68483884
REEEEEE
FUCKING CRUZ WILL NOT WIN GENERAL ELECTION
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC
Why does Utah offer 40 delegates when Arizona has 3x the population and only has 58 delegates?
>>68483725
It's not. Debt up to your eyeballs trying to support 6 kids, lying to your kids when you know the church is full of shit but make them go anyway, your kids will grow up and either look to the prophet instead of you their own father or despise you for putting them through a cult. Just, please, spare yourself a lot of sorrow and don't do it.
>>68482881
I've got a Mormon friend who has a pretty sweet life, but he lives far away from Utah so that might be the reason. He really phones it in when it comes to being a Mormon, he doesn't go to the church and he drinks things with caffeine in it. Granted he has 5 kids, he has a pretty sweet life because his wife raises all of them and he just sits at the computer and plays video games and goes to work.
>>68484087
Registered Republican voters determine delegae counts, not population.
>>68483706
I'm on it
>>68484248
When did they make that decision? before the election started? because you can register late in some states
>>68484087
The state's population may not reflect how many members that state's party has, which is one method of apportioning delegates. If one state party is larger than another, but the state itself has a smaller population, it may yet have more delegates. There are 55 different state or territory parties and each has its own nominating mechanism, which is itself simply choosing delegates to represent candidates at the national convention, where the rules committee ultimately decides who will be nominated. This isn't an election.
>>68484229
I know it's different from Utah because he can probably blend into the community a little better and the community doesn't know about his lifestyle.
Utah has the highest Internet porn usage in the USA.
Utah has one of the highest suicide rates in the USA.
Utah women abuse anti depressants more than anywhere else in the USA.
I couldn't tell you the number of stories I've heard of primary school teachers getting away with child abuse because the church community turned a blind eye and that could *never* happen in church.
People blindly follow church statements, there were two bills about to be passed here for medical marijuana (I don't smoke weed but I know people in pain need it), church put out a statement and BAM, they both died instantly, a big church and state issue.
I'm sick of this fucking place. Let's burn it to the ground and start over.
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
NUKE UTAH AND OTHER CRUZ STATES
>>68481786
I know this feel
Fucking Canadians ruining everything as usual
>>68483815
That's perfect. Here's the wallpaper on my phone.
>>68483560
That's their October surprise
>>68481990
Kasich is basic
>>68481990
KASICH IS BASIC!
>>68483026
>>68482953
Any more of
>her?
>>68485415
It's definitely a lady sorry if you're gay.
>>68485453
>>68485453
Just going with the memes. Are there any nudes?
>>68485640
No she's pure
>>68485700
Post them all, my penus is itching
>>68486133
>>68486133
