>>68470813
Kill the first humans.
Go back in time and tell Hitler where Anne Frank is hiding.
>>68470983
/thread
We have failed this planet.
>>68470983
First post
Best post
Post ya anne franks bois
>>68470983
that's not very nice
>>68470983
edgy
>>68470813
>Shoot the mad scientist, he is clearly a threat to everything.
>Go forward in time and get some winning powerball numbers and stock trends.
>Go back in time and use this information wisely.
>Use time travel to bury the scientist body in the backyard of someone I hate
>frame them for murder
>buy the house my best friend used to live in where we would watch movies
>it's a really cool house
>get drunk with best friend while watching movies
>something related to bitches etc.
>>68470813
Give hitler nukes and tell him not to go into Russia during the winter.
before they close tuts tomb ill throw in a parchment that says 'snape kills dumbledore'
>>68470813
> Go to the future
> Buy a sport almanac with all the scores through the 20th century
> Go back to 1955
> Out Gates Bill Gates while bullying pencil neck geeks
Go back and save her
Put rings of flowers round her eyes
Give her tomatos
Turn on my radio made just for two
Watch the moonlight on her face
Cum on her mountaintops
>>68472227
>he doesn't even play pianos in spain
>>68472512
>Implying I want to burn my hand on flame pianos
You got some roses in your eyes son
>>68472907
jesus christ i love you
>>68473009
It doesn't mean anything at all
>>68470983
>>68471216
>>68471407
edgy faggot are edgy.
>>68473240
I can't believe you'd want to see thier faces filled with flies, all when I want to keep white roses in thier eyes
>>68470813
The only girl ive ever loved.
>>68473524
Was buried with others
A CUTE!
>>68470813
i want to flood Anne Frank's womb full of my semen
Make my country great again
Someone post that webm of the Nazi guy finding out the woman is a Jew and then it cuts to her hanging.
>>68474039
mirk, gaidy
>>68473838
And only weeks before the fins came and rained on everyone.
>>68474181
Thanks!
>>68470983
This ironic? It would cause a paradox
Shoot Ronald Reagan and then make myself rich using the lottery and enjoy living in a wonderful alternate USA.
>>68474327
if only we were all as cool as /mu/
grimes.gif
>>68473524
*tips beanie* Hello my Nu-male brother!11
>>68470813
I'll be a selfish cunt and go tell myself to kiss Katherine Racette. Would have completely change my life. jobs, GF, kids, etc...
>>68470813
Keep Islam from existing and then go back even farther and use my technology to rule the world, retiring to a collection of women plucked from history like Bill & Ted.
>>68474863
who the fuck is katherine racette? is this just some dumb bitch from high school? you would destroy a timeline just for her?
>>68470813
Take as many historical documents as I possibly can that show exactly what causes Hitler to lose, I will then try my best to convince him to try something else and hopefully win.
>>68475387
Yes. Not only historical documents but maybe get your hand on modern arms like an AR 15 or something Also bring back textbooks on particle physics and tell Hitler to research the atomic bomb.
I exchange I would ask him not to eliminate Slavs. I would bring that quote of him saying they are the stronger race so he sees they can co-exist with the Aryan race.
Wouldn't change WWII that's for sure if that doesn't happen my grandfather has no reason to leave Europe and come to Canada so I don't exist. Would probably time travel to a public place in Europe wearing some ragged clothes and when I emerge tell them that the Muslims are colonizing them and in about 20 years they are going to genocide the white Europeans and then they start waging war on the Americas, tell them they have to remove the Muslims to save humanity from WWIII. I think that would work nicely.
>>68476657
that is literally leaf on the flag retarded
>>68475230
Not for her, but for my pleasure. Supposing I would retain my memory from both time line...
Could also kidnap karl marks and get him rapped by a bunch of nigger. Might change a lot of shit
>>68474181
What's this from anyways?
>>68470813
The scientist is a danger to all humanity and he has to be taken out in this 1 moment of weakness. I'd act shock and take him out.
After i wouldn't change a dam thing despite how Temping it is. That said I'd do shit that wouldn't fuck with the timeline to much like getting lotto numbers or taking forgotten artifacts to sell as well as going back to moments where people would've 100% died and save a bunch of those old time cutie pies to be by wife. But i'd give them shots so they dont die.
>>68470813
Is that a cosplay or real?
>>68482663
Real faggot
