LIVE VOTING UPDATES:
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/22/arizona-idaho-utah-election-results-primaries-caucuses-live
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/arizona/
>Delegates Big Don: 697/Zodiac Killer: 424/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trump AIPAC Speech 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygKgnd8CrIQ
>Trump D.C. PC 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksvCcRm_vws
>Trump PC 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AJ_X6P21tY
>Trump Protester DESTROYED by Trump Supporters at AZ Rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4mStlg9Xes
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Savage Nation 3/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rssb1s4Eg
>Trump on Hannity 3/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XPqx3agqA4
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump DESTROYS Wolf Blitzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xokE0fRok
>In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY
>Jeb!’s Saddest Moments Compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abfLDg_7Hjo
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>trump.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBVk_NtOVSI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
THIS IS AN AWOO~VEMENT
LET'S GO UTAH! YOU HAVE A CHANCE! DON'T DISAPPOINT US LIKE THE REST OF YOUR MORMON BRETHREN!
AWOOOOOVMENT
Arizona is a YUGE win for Trump!
awoo~
>>68468356
REMINDER THAT UTAH IS ALREADY LOST
ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED NOT TERRITORIES
TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida/Arizona (100%)
4. Illinois (78%)
5. Alabama (72%)
6. Missouri (71%)
7. Mississippi (63%)
8. Hawaii (58%)
9. Tennessee/Georgia (57%)
11. Massachussets (52%)
12. Vermont (50%)
13. New Hampshire (48%)
14. Nevada (47%)
15. Michigan/North Carolina (42%)
17. Arkansas/Louisiana (40%)
19. Kentucky (37%)
20. Virginia (35%)
North Dakota (via straw poll)
TOP FENCE RIDERS
1. Alaska (50%)
TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio (0%)
2. Wyoming (8%)
3. Minnesota (21%)
4. Iowa/Kansas (23%)
6. Oklahoma (30%)
7. Texas (31%)
8. Idaho (38%)
9. Maine (39%)
Utah (pending)
STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida (99)
2. Arizona (58)
3. Illinois (54)
4. South Carolina (50)
5. Texas (48)
6. Georgia (43)
7. Alabama (36)
8. Tennessee (33)
9. North Carolina (30)
10. Mississippi/Michigan (25)
12. Massachussets (22)
13. Louisiana (18)
14. Virginia/Kentucky (17)
16. Arkansas (16)
17. Nevada/Alaska (14)
19. Oklahoma (13)
20. Idaho (12)
21. New Hampshire/Hawaii (11)
23. Maine/Kansas (9)
25. Vermont/Minnesota (8)
27. Iowa (7)
28. Wyoming (1)
29. Washington D.C./Ohio (0)
>Mormons
why is Idaho only voting democrats?
>>68468395
>>68468396
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-WOOOOOOOOOO
CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS
Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU
Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA
"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc
John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
Bernie "Cuck Shed" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWbgkRpYwc
>Being this huge of a cunt
>>68468482
Utah is a mess
>>68468356
wew lad.
cruz 2016 desu baka desu lad baka desu lad
>>68468482
Yeah but I want to see by how much.
>>68468356
TED CRUZ IS A MESS
>HE FELT THE BERN
>>68468356
Just cuck my state up
Where to move? I'm thinking deep South
>>68468356
look, its that time of the month for libtards
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
>>68468547
Cause the republicans already voted
>>68468575
>caring about what some SJW cunt tweets
why
WHO /CARDINALS/ HERE?
OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68468547
The GOP vote already happened.
is lyin' rafael gonna get 50?
>>68468575
holy shit
I am embarrassed by my home of Utah. All these old people listening to church statements, Romney, and Beck and not even thinking twice or for themselves. The church has coddled their entire lives and tells them what to do. We don't deserve to be a part of the USA.
>>68468661
I think Georgia is pretty good.
>>68468661
Florida :3
>>68468356
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>68468356
HOP ON THE PLANE
>>68468556
glorious
>>68468482
I dont think our villain would be this stupid to give away his plans so early
>>68468732
Meme magic and automatic posting.
Anon Request
PAINT IT RED BIG DON
SAMOA RESULTS WHEN
>>68468356
Thank you for your continued diligence and efforts Trumpeter, you are a true patriot.
>>68468520
>Texas is top traitor
>Texas gave Trump 48 delegates
>Vermont is patriot
>Gave only 8 delegates
ayyylmao I love our system, it's just like imperial measurement.
How do I prepare for the God Emperor???
>>68468556
holy hell kek
>>68468356
Huge voter fraud in Utah.
Ballots are just a piece of paper with 3 names.
Did bernie sanders really drop out?
link source plz
>>68468575
Literally who?
>>68468870
I know what you mean but that's the way it goes.
>Hillary speech
vegasbro here, glad to see AZ are still a bunch of cool cats. stay shady
lol Cruz even getting blown out in the Mormon counties of Arizona
>>68468855
no prob, dub dubs
FUCK YES TRUMP WON ARIZONA.
>>68468888
Damn son.
HAT ME!
>>68468482
>Mormon cultists
>Soros meddling
>closed caucu(ck)s
If Rato doesn't go past the 50% threshold, it's a victory.
Hey guys, time to start a new hashtag campaign to target the suicidal berniefags!
#suicideforbernie
GIVE ME FREE SHIT OR GIVE ME DEATH!
"We refuse to live as slaves for the 1% anymore, whether it is under the reign of billionare donald trump or billionare funded criminal Hillary Clinton! It is time to make a real stand for our beliefs, just like our forefathers did, we are ready to die for free shit!"
DO YOU THINK THEY'LL BREAK A BILLION BY JUNE?
Also
>Trump is self-funding
>has spent less than 30 million
Kek
WHY IS HILLARY YELLING SO MUCH
MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO OVER COMPENSATE
>>68468695
she's a cruz supporter i think
>>68468870
Got something against our system of measurements, comrade anon? Fucking commie.
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>68468587
you forgot this
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
So we won't truly know until June if Trump is the nominee?
Fug
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68468870
That's why he has a separate list for "states by raw delegates".
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>68468758
love u
lmao trump is the only candidate who doesn't sound like his voice is about to die at any moment
>>68468556
Just hopped on, /pol/
What memes/news/butthurt did I miss?
>Hillary preying on high schoolers to drain them of their youth
Could someone please post that Trump trap girl and give me her name?
HILLARY CLINTON SOUNDS LIKE
SOME KIND OF SCREECHING ANIMAL
LIKE A PACK OF COYOTES BEING KILLED IN A VAT OF ACID
CAN YOU IMAGINE LISTENING TO THIS SHIT FOR 8 YEARS?
BITCH GET THE GRAVEL OUT OF YOUR THROAT
>>68468575
>LOLZ
>LOL
>>68468722
>putting the name trump over their snatch
Are liberals really this dumb?
Did Trump give a speech/press conference yet?
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68468906
No way, he still has plenty of states left to wring cash out of foolish reddit faggots.
>>68468978
#cuckforbernie
we were never worthy!
This is your r/panders correspondent signing off. Goodnight.
>>68468987
THEY CAN'T FUCKING STOP US
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68468995
I AM A STRONG VAGINA
HEAR ME QUEEF
>>68468995
Also both democrat candidates have serious cough issues.
TRUMP LOST GRAHAM COUNTY BY 4 VOTES
REEEEEEE
COMON TRUMP AND KADICH!! KEK LYIN TED OUT OF 50%
DRUMPF BTFO!!
/pol/ BTFO!!!
>>68468937
Use the mute botton
I WISH UTAH WOULD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM
>Hillary speaking
>>68469129
REFER TO >>68468356.
IT'S FULL OF BIBLE FUCKERS, THAT'S WHY.
>>68469081
Hilldog
Woof woof woof
>>68469076
The left is eating itself alive.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/22/establishment-media-slams-anti-donald-trump-group-for-slut-shaming-melania-trump/
What is that?
Is that a dog?
What did he mean by this?
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68469076
TED CRUZ WIFE LOLLIPOP I HAVE NO FURTHER INFO
>>68468722
Filthy whore.
>>68468758
brother, those statistics are wrong. Trump has a 110% chance of being president. dont go to the dark side and vote for shillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_70jLI-KeA
Open this up in 10 different tabs and appreciate the sound of Cruz getting btfo.
>>68468818
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68469076
Donald is Road Runner
GOP is Wile E. Coyote
>>68468888
I like your quads, anon.
But Trump should be Cars, not Wham.
>>68469187
It was from a sleazy superPAC that supports him
he didn't disavow
>>68469187
>taking action makes you a coward
serious question, where did this meme start?
I see it everywhere and it makes no sense to me.
>hillary reading off a script
>hillary pretending her "rallies" have lines like trump
STAGE 2 DENAIL
>>68469030
HOLY CRAP I GOT QUADS
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
AZ fag here. 4th hour in line, glad to see Trump won.
>tfw meet qt Redpilled Latina in line and hit it off
>check hand
>married
I'm never going to get my Redpilled waifu ;_;
120th for Wolf Blitzenstein
>>68469227
I'm surprised cnn cut off bernies speach. Pretty obvious who is sucking ted turners dick
>>68468661
Geez, what's with everyone wanting to go south? Come to New England, we have actual seasons and shit, it's great.
NO STAMINA
>>68469315
HOTTIE ALERT
IT WILL HAPPEN
>>68469315
You have a meme shirt
My entire state is gray
Feels fucking good
t. NJ
>>68468967
>>68469325
Lol
Is it me or does it seem like the little candidates are using garbage construction paper to paint on the counties this time?
>>68469315
Wat do shirt say?
>>68469187
>it wasn't us
>it was just a super pac authorized by us to make ads
whew laddy :^)
#Cruzdildos assemble!
>>68469315
SHAMFARU DISPARAY
just posting this again because I cant get over this silly faggot in cheif
>>68469353
Everything is fine
Has trump spoken yet?
>>68468356
>Will the Zodiac Rat win 50%?
These digits say nope.
>>68468723
Sad Mormon bro here, I tried to convince my Utah brothers and sisters to MAGA, but Romney's shenanigans were too strong
>>68469426
Nah get ready to put the leaf on it. Or a bible.
>>68469426
Trump is not getting Jewtah, sorry bro. That state is beyond cucked and it's one of the reasons I moved out.
>>68468900
Get fit.
>>68469187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWM_1hBu_c
>>68468987
>self funding
>barely spending money
>still winning
Imagine what he could do for the economy anon.
Torture kills babies!
it's dangerous!
>>68469440
>>68469440
Old one
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B4dfw_wgdbm7U1phRGhFX0ZzRm8/view
I'll update tomorrow
>>68468987
Trump is a master
the money he spent, he mostly paid to his own companies. Including his glorious airplane which he has to write on that campaign financing.
With all the hat sales and a random amount of private donors (without ever asking for them), you might see Trump run the first ever presidential campaign to turn out with a PROFIT
>>68469256
>What did he mean by this?
The police report that states that Cruz's wife told the office she was depressed with her life and she was suicidal.
>>68468888
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
Arizona demands that Trump Wall.
>>68468967
Went with a rare black MAGA
Hillary just lost the general election
yes lets bring 65k muslims instead
>>68469315
AWOO
>>68469440
thanks
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68468575
>the official results out of missouri
That's actually worrying. There is entirely a possibility that there are "new ted cruz votes" being "found" there.
>>68468888
MORE LIKE AWAKEN YOUR QUADS DAMN NIGGA CHECKED THAT SHIT WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH
Who are the "other" people in Arizona?
>>68468723
We will take your place. Thanks for the magic underwear.
>>68469481
Holy fuck
SHE NAME DROPPED THE EMPEROR
I REPEAT, SHE INVOKED THE EMPEROR
>>68469460
"All my friends are dead" with a dino
>>68469532
Can't wait for bernout tears when Hillary cucks him out of the nomination
>>68469593
EXPLAIN
X
P
L
A
I
N
Hillary really rustles me. I can't wait for her to be arrested. She is everything that is wrong about politicians
Hillary is so bad at this, lol.
>>68469187
>I DIDN'T KNOW!
>IT WASN'T ME!
Why is he always slithering out of the blame when he pulls rotten tricks? That's actual cowardice.
How is Trump doing guys?
Shillary copying Trump again
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>68469618
Jim Gilmore lel
>>68469315
HIGH TEST!
>>68468722
>a thong that says "dump"
Might sell well in Germany.
How in the unholy fuck are the candidates not even in the fucking race anymore how more votes total than Ted in AZ?
>>68468804
soros is old as fuck he dont know about technology
Who /comfy MAGA/ here
>>68468987
>658x1015
>265 kb
whats your Fark handle, mate? :^)
WHEN DOES TRUMP SPEAK
Can I get a link to the Trump video that goes through the 5 stages of grief and at the end Trump says they were laughing but they aren't laughing now
>we need to keep working together
THOSE STUPID REPUBLICANS
THOSE ISLAPHOBIC BIGOTS
>MFW BILL GOT HILLARY TO RUN FOR OFFICE JUST TO GET HER OUT THE HOUSE SO HE CAN FUCK WHORES.
WHO IS IS BANGING RIGHT NOW?
>>68469593
>Hillary just lost the general election
>>68469666
>EXPLAIN
> X
> P
> L
> A
> I
> N
Trump is going to be the GOP candidate. Path is now clear
>>68469720
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>68469412
Bernie's no longer relevant
will there be hernia induced suicides? like an actual leddit thread discussing a few of them?
>>68468888
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!
i cant listen to shillary, fug
>>68468888
目覚めたまえ、我が主たちよ!
>>68468356
why did the mormons have to take such a good state? we should keep them in kansas or arkansas instead
>>68469666
>talking about Brussels
>we can't torture terrorists!
>>68469720
Or Poo in Loos.
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS!
>>68469481
Obama es manos welta
we shillin' for hillary now
>>68468482
It's OK, I have my security blanket for when Utah comes up. :(
>>68469765
Ted Cruz's wife
>>68469397
>I'm never going to get my Redpilled waifu ;_;
I know that feel azbro
>>68469683
Hillary is basically female Frank Underwood
>>68469481
jesus christ
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
CHECK THOSE DAMN QUADS
>>68469697
crushed arizona, getting all the delegates
now the hope is he won't get rekt too hard in utah and will pick up a few delegates there
>>68469756
>>68469480
HOLY SHIT HE IS SWEEPING HE IS SWEEPING
WILL TRUMP WIN UTAH?
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68469568
This level of efficiency is unheard of. The Don will convert us to an all meme economy.
When we convert to an all meme economy our Pepes will sky rocket in value!
We'll all be rich beyond our wildest imaginations!
>>68469758
Hall of the Trumpen King
>>68469683
She's your next president lad.
The powers that be decided it long ago
>>68469756
Mon dieu, what a blow out.
>>68469481
>look at my pet nigger
It must be nice to have 30% of the general vote locked up because cunts think having a uterus makes you a more viable candidate
>>68469812
It's their holy land. No joke
>>68469765
>WHO IS IS BANGING RIGHT NOW?
The door of death.
>>68469765
kids
>>68468723
Meh I'm not even mad
Cruz getting some absurd percent of the vote in Utah will just reinforce the view that Mormons are fanatical cultists that just do what their leaders tell them without question.
>>68469481
I cringed so hard holy fuck
Trannies4Trump
>>68468888
Awaken my masters!
She's right
we're too mean to terrorists
>>68469765
Heidi Cruz
>>68469855
didnt know he liked to bang rats
Can I get a MAGA hat please?
>>68469577
top kek
imagine if he ends up reeling in enough to build the wall
>yeah I'm mother effing Donald Trump and I'm the president
>oh by the way here's the change from the election
>go get mexico to build my new wall now
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68468888
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>68469481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzSlldIUHQ
>>68469860
>Hillary is basically female Frank Underwood
Yeah, with 1/100th the charisma and 100-times the body count under her belt
>>68469397
Stay strong, young man.
>>68469931
JUST
>>68469807
hearing her voice is worse than wiping your ass with a cheese grater
>>68470029
exactly
>>68469895
Yes. Thank you very much
>>68468820
I hope I can get the post out before the thread reaches the bump
limit
>>68468650
>trump panties
kek thanks m80
>>68468576
A for effort
>>68468447
I don't get it
>>68469926
yeah don't they believe jesus came to america or something. kek
I DON'T WANNA WIN ANYMORE SEÑOR PRESIDENTE IT'S TOO MUCHO PARA MÍ
>>68469481
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>68469481
huh?
>Clinton
>Nationalism
Fucking bern victims man
Do we build a wall around Utah?
I, Donald J Trump, am hereby calling for a total and immediate shutdown of all Mormon immigration into the US until such time that we figure out just what the hell is going on in Utah
>>68469964
Someone should have kidnapped her and left her in Brussels the moment the attack started.
>>68469315
POST CAT
SHILLARY LITERALLY COPYING TRUMP FUCK THIS BITCH
>>68470077
MAGA
>>68469964
what the fuck
>>68469880
Glad to see you finally got your hat buddy :)
Is Bernout going to win Utah or Idaho?
>>68468395
>>68468396
HIGH ENERGY
>>68470001
The hair kinda fucks it up for a hat
When does utah results come in? Anyone got that cnn graph of shoeing that, even in worst case scenario trump gets more then the needed delegates?
>>68470095
That one was full of bible fuckers, sadly.
