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>ameridumb education
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>>68462572
delete this
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Stupid faggot the pizza was bigger way to fucking shit up his dreams
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>>68462572
He could be right, the pizza dimensions were never mentioned.
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The root of the American dumb dumb problem revealed at last.
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>>68462572
this is giving me a headache....is the teacher just really dumb or am I missing something?
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>>68462572
it was a black teacher and their reading comprehension and critical thinking are on par with a 3rd grader with downs

thats the answer to the problem right. the question is how can some one teaching not understand the question on the test so its the only logical answer
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>>68463297
5/6 is greater than 4/6, pizzas only come in 3 sizes, in america everyone gets a large
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Thanks Common Core!
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I'm 6'5" with a 10 inch cock
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>>68462572
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>>68463297
The kid is right. The teacher is dumb. Whose true fault is it though? Teacher was probably taught by an equally stupid teacher when they were kids.
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>>68462572
ok so how much bigger does Marty's pizza have to be so that 4/6 of that pizza is bigger that 5/6 of Luis's pizza?
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>>68463555
sauce
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>>68462572
Could also be interpreted as he ate 5/6 of what was left of the 4/6 eaten
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>>68463063
Kiddo is smart for that. Also never can complain for more pizza.
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>>68463434
what?
in california we always get x-large
step your game up fellow burgermate
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>>68462572
>not being able to comprehend something that isn't how to smoke weed or take nigger dick
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>>68463650
Fucking yuuuuuuuuge

Make pizza great again
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>>68463612
Of a bigger pizza, retard.
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>>68463650
exactly 5/4 bigger than luis' pizza or more
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>>68463650
That would require calculus to solve. You can't expect a 3rd grader to know calculus. I mean I was doing calculus when I was 4, but most people don't.
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>>68462572

But you literally just said that Marty ate more pizza than Luis you dumb cunt
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>>68463101
nah that's just imbeciles like you who think in memes
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This is depressing. I'm not sure what the case is in Europe, but in the US, 99% of elementary teachers are retarded sluts with no marketable skills and no talent, so they went to college because they "love kids" and want to teach.

I've fucked about 4-6 stupid sluts on campus at parties, black out drunk, who have told me they were education majors. They're too fucking stupid to learn anything more complicated than algebra or "hurr in 1776 the US was born and in 1861 there was a big war" so they just fuck and suck their way through 4 years to get a piece of paper that says they're qualified to teach 8 year olds that 2+2=4.

If you see a female teacher who teaches any grade lower than 9th in the US, and she's under 35, there is a 99.999% chance she is a stupid whore who is dumber than a box of rocks and has no problem filling your child's head with nonsense and wasting 20% of class time talking about her day and complaining about how her new boyfriend dumped her so all her students can bloat her ego by telling her she's pretty and the bestest person in the whole wide world and make her feel better about the fact that she doesn't have any children of her own because she wasted the best years of her life being a worthless cumdumpster passed around from guy to guy instead of staying faithful to the one guy who actually gave a shit about her I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
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>>68463875
I don't like bait on my pizza.
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>>68463875
>calculus
it's basic arithmetic, you drooling retard
4/6x > 5/6y
(4/6)/(5/6)x > y
4/5x > y
x > 5/4y
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>>68463629

teacher is at fault for grading off the answer key

while the child is not 'correct' in that manner, he's still right
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>>68463875
>he humblebraged nonchalantly
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>>68462572
The kid is thinking out of the pizza box where as the teacher didn't think about how it could've been possible which is what the question asked. It's machine logic.
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>>68462572
Retarded teacher.
Marty obv had a 22 inch scicillian while the other guy had a 6.99 personal Chicago with a 3.00 tip
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>>68462572
Did they want him to say through quantum mechanics or some shit?

>those who can't do, teach
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>>68464047

that is algebra, not basic arithmetic
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>>68463555
fucking manlet
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Marty ate 4/6 of a pizza and then Luis ate 5/6 of the remains of the pizza. /thread/
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>>68463982
>I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
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>>68462572
Someone say pizza?
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>>68464094
>he humblebraged nonchalantly
>all these different IDs
OK you guys are either very good at baiting or really fucking dumb
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The teacher is contradicting himself.
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>>68463943
>the question is how is it possible marty ate more
>not who ate more
>kid is supposed to spit in the face of authority and answer outside the question like that stupid fuck that tries to test the Drill Sergeant in boot camp

tsk, they're breeding rebels now
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>>68463612
Pizza size was never specified, so the teacher cannot know whether he was wrong or not.
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>>68464047
No. Pizza is circular so you have to use integrals and solve for the area under the curve.

>>68464094
If I was bragging I would've mentioned that I wasn't taught calculus, I independently derived it on my own.
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>>68464182
yeah that other one
still not calculus
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>>68463982
Sorry she broke your heart brother.
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>>68463982
/thread
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>>68463982
Sarah btfo
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>Common core.

We're so fucked.
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>>68464334
>humblebragger: level expert
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>>68464254
Why am I aroused?
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>>68462572
that's top notch out of the box reply for a kid, and you crush his problem solving ability and potential like that...sad
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>>68462572
Prove it's American.

You can't. Because we do our math in burgers.
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>>68463943
this wtf. the question literally said marty ate more pizza

>>68463612
>I don't understand how fractions work
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>>68463982
>mfw I was expecting a run-of-the-mill rant about stupid women
>mfw the ending
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>>68463982
100% true
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>>68462572
This is an English error in the writing of the test. A pronoun is assumed to refer to the last proper noun specified, not whoever you want when it is convenient for you.
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>>68464546
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>>68463612
lol retard.
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>>68464476
I also independently derived Christianity by scientifically investigating the world and history without ever reading a Bible.
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>>68464481
I want to fuck the pizza.
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>>68462572
This, among many reasons, is why I homeschool.
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>>68464701
This.
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>>68463777
The question says each has 'his own' pizza.
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>>68463982
someone is salty

sarah, hurt you bad, huh?
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>>68463875
>I was doing calculus when I was 4
/pol/ histrionic disorder in full effect here
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>>68464747
>adjusts monocle
>sips his tea
>pinky extended
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>>68463982

Proof that /pol/ is comprised of neurotic millennials
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>>68463982
>I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
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>>68464705
what the fuck
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>>68464925
>histrionic
mfw I had to look that word up
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>>68464747
Then I proved with six sigma results that non whites are genetically inferior and deserve genocide. Pretty basic stuff really, just deriving from first principles.
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>>68464254
women shouldn't have V-tapers. would not bang
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>>68462572
what is the answer supposed to be?
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>>68464799

and when your kids go into the real world they're going to be 'that kid' that socially awkward and can't look people in the eyes when they talk.

I've yet to meet a normal person who was homeschooled.
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>>68463982
I come here for raw, unfiltered reality like this post
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>>68463982
this man is absolutely correct, and then they grow into bitter old cunts
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>>68462572
The problem is the phasing of the question.

"How is that possible" is like "How are you such a fag" emphasizing you being a fag is already a fact. So the student answered with the understanding that Marty did eat more than Louis.

The correct question should be "Is this possible?"
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>>68463982
>I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
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>>68463612

is this a troll?
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>>68462572
American education used to be based
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I don't understand what is wrong with America's comprehension of the English language. I'm taking a college course taught by a pharmacist and the amount of spelling and grammar errors in her papers puts on the verge of a brain aneurysm. Don't even get me started on how people on Facebook or even 4chan type (I'm more lenient with here though as English isn't everyone's native language).

I just want to make the English language great again.
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>>68465028
it's from a scene in marimite where a very proper ojou-sama orders a burger and eats it like a proper lady should
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>>68463982
>I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
There it is. Otherwise a 10/10 post m8.
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>>68465250
You're missing out.
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>>68465352
According to previous posters, they supposedly fucked up in writing it. It should be something like

>Marty ate 4/6 of the pizza and Luis ate 5/6 of the pizza. Marty ate more pizza than Luis. How is that possible?

And then the answer would be that Marty ate his 4/6 off of the whole pizza, and then Luis ate 5/6 of the remainder. So just the order of eating matters. But I don't see how the fuck a native english speaker would understand it as that. Did an H1b poo in loo come up with this?
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>>68464481

Dude how could you be? That's fucking weird.
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>>68463982
that's basically true... Many of my tinder meets have been with Rutgers P-5 Education majors who like "eating new foods and traveling". They were the biggest sluts of the lot I tell you; I fucked one in my car about a half-hour after I met her. Nice landing strip...
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>>68465352
The teacher meant 5/6 but he screwed up a part of the question.
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>>68463982
I hope Sarah is happy too, she sounds like a nice lady
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>>68465813
i've fucked pizzas before and its not as good as you think
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>>68465903
>eating new foods and traveling

Is this code for dumb slut these days?
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>>68463982

K.....KEEP ME POSTED
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>>68463982
honestly this is true. All ed students i knew were dumb sluts. The irony is they get As for free and are always the smartest in the room (of literally 3rd graders) so they act like they are smart.
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>>68463982
>I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
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>>68462572
A FUCKING LEAF
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I think she meant like

"that is not possible" - first statement

"5/6 is greater than 4/6" - second statement correcting the kids answer.

But she wrote it all as one sentance
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>>68464254
why do i want to fuck that pizza
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>>68465822
The question states that each boy had their own WHOLE pizza
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Question is stated wrong for kids. It was never stated that they own the same size or it's possible for it to be impossible.
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>>68464254
I´d eat her if you know what I'm saying
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>>68463297
Teacher is blindly teaching from shitty materials that weren't proofread. You see a lot of that shit as a result from rushing to get common core standard books in..

>>68463629
The textbook company, then the teacher, then the school district in that order.

>>68463982
Oh god, what?
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4/6 reduces to 2/3. Why was that not part of the question?
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>>68463612
>pinko education
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>>68462836
>>68462572
>>68462572
my thoughts exactly. can't a kid wish for a bigger pie?
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>>68463982
Sarah BTFO
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>>68466013
I have actually, I like the greasy ones, acts as a lubricant.
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>>68464254
hnnng
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>>68465822
There was a fake diploma mill that had its correspondence courses written by a wog. Harper's, a lefty magazine that publishes long quotes and extracts of things, reprinted several mysterious passages. There was a health class that talked about crystals and amazing geography lessons.
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>>68466275
MMMMMM, Pizza pussy.
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>>68463982
did she cuck you?
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>canadian politics

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35836279

also I like how youre under the US category
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>>68463612
What the fuck lol
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>>68466234
Because she looks scrumptious.
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>>68463982
dank ending
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>>68466239
That's what I mean, you would assume that. But people are saying that the "his" is supposed to refer to Marty in both instances. I'm just going off what they said, I don't see how its possible that someone could mean it that way, yet write it the way it is.
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why are so many word problems related to food and cars?
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>>68463297
>Go talk to my kid's first grade teacher

>Distracted from anything she says as I try not to stare at the 5/8" gauge in her ear.

> She takes off her jacket and my mind can't take in all of the input: The hair sticking out of the underarm, the sweat stains on her shirt or the complete sleeve of tats on one arm.

> I assume that the reason she has a large patch covering some of the tats is to hide the obscenity.

> it just went down hill from there.
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>>68466428
Go in, have a bite.
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>>68463982
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>>68466059
Pretty much. Any girl who says they like traveling or uses tinder for "friends" will fuck you in an hour if you ease then into it...
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Kids actually wicked smaht for thinking outside of the box on that horse shit question. Good for him, too bad the teachers a fucking retard
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>>68464705
>>68465675
For the first time in my life. I truly understand what it means to be triggered...
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>>68462572
Reminds me of when I was in school. Always had a fat feminist teacher EVERY FUCKING TIME with bullshit like this. Teachers are the new welfare class.
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>>68463612
?
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LOL
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>>68463612
Like Luis knows enough geometry to cut a pizza to make 11 pizza slices
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As an education reporter, please kill us all. Schools are full retard.
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>>68466578
>
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>>68463982

Hey anon, what college did you go to?
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>>68463982
You have problems bruv. I suggest stop assuming so much, and learn to live your own fucking life. Loser.
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>>68463612
You're just pretending, right?
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>>68462572
OP I cracked the code
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>>68463612
norway you disappoint once again
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>>68462572
Assuming they both have the same sized pizza...
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>>68463982
Best laugh I've had on /pol/ in a while, what with all the Trumpening and mudshit attacks.
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>>68466737
I'm 23 and thought of it right away...what does that say about me.
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>>68466737
They can fix that.

Get that kid on Adderall, Zoloft and Prozac.
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>>68462572
COMMON CORE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN1ek-krV9o

WILL

GET
>TRUMPED
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>>68463982
>tfw I'm banging a teacher named Sarah who has a bitter ex that gets drunk and tries to contact her all the time
>tfw I cucked the shit out of the guy she was cucking him with, so this nigga got double cucked

Steve you little gaylord, just for that I'm ass to mouthing her as soon as I'm done typing this message. I always knew I'd find you on this weeb faggot board.
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>>68463982
It's actually statistically true that the biggest cheaters are female teachers
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>>68463982
>tfw my last two gfs were named sara
>tfw dumped by both and cheated on big time by the other

it's safe to say Sara/hs are whores anon. you're still a loser tho
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>>68465884
How could you NOT be??

Dem titties. So cheesy.
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the kid probably has a very high IQ
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>>68467210
You eat a lot of pizza and need to hit the gym you fat fuck.
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>>68466013
>ruining perfectly good pizza with too much salt.
Luigi wept and so did I
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>>68463982
That fucking whore.
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>>68466756
That's how I always eat my burgers. I even bring a fork and knife on the rare occasions I'm at McDonald's. There's no excuse for getting all messy and greasy.
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>>68466999
Kek praises collective suicide.
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>>68463555
What time is it?
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>>68465672
Too many teachers with no serious expectations followed by entry into fields that don't specifically focus on writing quality leads people to write carelessly.
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>>68463982
absolute 100% truth
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>>68463982

this is why i come here.
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>>68464705

This is how I eat my burgers and fries, means you don't have to worry about it falling apart in your hands or getting them greasy and salty.
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>>68464705
You guys don't cut your burgers in half before eating them?
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>>68463612
¿
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>>68463982

Damn, somebody got their heart broken
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>>68467447
Do you also bring cutlery for your wife and her son?
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>>68464945

Proof that you're an autist with no sense of humour
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...it clearly states in the question that the guy who ate the smaller fraction ate more pizza in total.

So the kid is right. What other fucking answer could this have?

rage
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>>68467111

Why would a large pizza be smaller than a medium?
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>>68463612
Wut?

Wouldn't 4/6 = 66.66% (67% if you round off), and 5/6 = 83.33% (83% if you round off)?
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>>68462572
>canicuck education
http://globalnews.ca/news/1844927/ontario-revises-sex-education-curriculum/
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>>68467111
You tried.
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>>68462572
Proven
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>>68462572

In retrospect a lot of us were smarter than our teachers around 8 years old.
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>>68467029
Woman detected.
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>>68463297
American education is catered towards pushing the stupid kids through without promoting critical thinking. As far as the teacher is concerned, the student should only pay attention to the numbers and not consider the pizza size.
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>>68463101
women teachers and politicians?
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>>68465884
It's not weird.Everyone has banged a pizza.Nobody can resist the pepperoni.
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>>68463982
I can tell you're angry, that last paragraph was a run-on sentence.
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>>68463982
...I'm just gonna hide my teaching degree now...
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>>68462572
you just know they are an sjw leftists when they underline the word 'not'
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>>68462572
Marty's pizza is bigger or they both had the same pizza, but Marty ate first, and of the remaining pizza, Luis at 5/6ths.
Also, pic is cropped. This could be a part of a bigger exercise or there's an image, but we can't know without the book
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>>68463982
Sarah confirmed for leper whore.
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>>68467835
No, he brings it for them. I sit at my own table.
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>>68467111
>209 square inch pizza
>147 square inch pizza
Those are some big fucking pizzas, American
sized pizzas.

>Captcha is pizzas
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>>68463982
Teachers get pregnant so often.
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>>68464705
Take this heresy down now
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>>68462572
>Detroit education
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>>68463982

S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

If only she could read this post.
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>>68463612

Agreed. I always eat more pizza at 5:00 O'Clock than at 4:00.

> yu'or geenie-us, Nord-way
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>>68466737

That's how most children think, they take the question at face value rather than seeing it's just a way to phrase an mathematics question

Supposedly creating a scenario is supposed to make it easier for children to understand
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>>68468765
Then there's that 1/5th chance you get the cool guy teacher who you really like but have to see go.

The one who knows the first 100 digitis of pie and tells you cool manly shit.
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>>68468606
>>68467447
>Trying to 'class' it up at a FUCKING MCDONALDS fastfood burger

Bitch who are you trying to impress?

I understand only using Knife and Fork for those classy establishments that serve gourmet burgers and thats because they're bigger.
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>>68463982
That fucking ending made it.
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>>68462572
I hate questions like these because they can be so vague.. If you think about it, both answers can be both right. Notice that this question is specifically testing reasonability. Maybe the question stated a lie on purpose i.e. "Marty ate more pizza that Luis". So maybe the correct answer to that would be what the teacher wrote.
My understanding is that the teacher completely ignored what the kid wrote, and just robotically scribbled the correct answer to the question.. it wasn't a response to the kid's answer. So that's why she looks fucking retarded.
I'm not defending her though, my theory could be wrong.
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>>68463982
>I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
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>>68466623
Where the fuck do you live? Are you telling me there are actual elementary schools in our country that hire FIRST GRADE TEACHERS that look like you described? Do you live in the poor part of a city?
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>>68462572
>question states that marty ate more
>kid doesn't see the bullshit in this question
>kid answers smartly
>teacher tells him to fuck off
Good god, is that common core?
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>>68464047
>schooled by Ecuador

Who wudd'a thunk?
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>>68464254

This is why cheese pizza. Don't be lettin' any pepperoni get in my way.

> fuk'n saved
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>>68462572
The student should be praised for his inventiveness as he is correct.

People don't eat pizza's in specific fractions, they eat them in slices. Both Marty and Luis cooked their own pizzas, with Marty making a larger pizza than Luis. Both Marty and Luis cut their pizzas in 6 slices and Marty ate 4 pieces and Luis ate 5 pieces.

Also, care to draw your attention to the question title? Reasonableness.
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>>68464705
I would die on the beaches of Normandy being reincarnated into every individual solider to ensure that this picture never existed.
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>>68463875
>calculus
Pls you're only making us look worse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBBQ7MFx9RA
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>>68462572

I sure hope this is not real. Kid is thinking out of the box with the limited info given. The teacher is making shit up and being an arbitrary douche.

I would definitely drop out of school if I had to put up with that shit.

Ted Cruz eats boogers.
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>>68469624
Be real, you'd bang any pizza.
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>>68463982
hohoholy shit man
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>>68469770
Fuck, wrong thread, oh well
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>>68462572
quite funny, the kid actually understood the question, and gave a logical answer, explaining how its possible that one can eat 5/6 of a pizza and still eat less pizza then someone who ate 4/6 of a pizza.

The ones to blame are the fucking idiots who made the textbook and the teacher for lacking any logical thinking.
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>>68469238
You have discovered what a kid teacher is : a fucking idiot following a book making kids unable to reason by themselves.
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>>68463063
>>68463792

You guys think this is clever? Could there possibly be any other answer? Jesus Americans are dumb.
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>>68463982

TOPPEST FUCKING KEK
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>>68465705
>Otherwise
that ending makes it an 11/10 post
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the pizza is a lie
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>>68468626

A medium pizza from Pizza Pizza in ontario divided into I believe 6 slices turned out to be 800 cm^3 per slice. It seems like a lot, but it was actually quite small.
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>>68462572
>reasonableness
The title is a fucking hint and the retard teacher can't even connect the dots.
Marty has only eaten 4 slices because they are bigger because he's a fatty and ordered a family XL.
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>>68468223
Both wrong and right.
I'm a teacher. I teach sixth grade kids at a very affluent school.

While every school has its shitty teachers, many of the problems in the education system can be ascribed to the government or to administration. I have a number of students who are failing my class. They have been failing my class pretty much all year. They are going to go to seventh grade anyway.

This is not my choice. I do not have a say in the matter. They should repeat the grade, but they won't because the administration is trying to force kids through. It costs more funds to have them stay back. Summer school? Fuck that. We haven't had summer school in ages.

Plus, the government hurts more than it helps. Quotas are absolutely retarded. We can't recommend certain students who clearly have disabilities because they are black or hispanic. If too many kids from minority groups are pushed into special education, the state will actually fine us.

TLDR: Common core blows. The government should get the fuck out of education. Administration will lick government ass to keep funding.
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>>68469972
>that flag
>canada will become belgium-tier some day soon

lol
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>>68465659

Gonna need sauce on that. "Textbook" name & author, country, year, what "school(s)" it was actually used in, for what courses.

I would believe that book was actually written & published, but the context of the entire book and when/where it was used seriously stretches and credulity of how this excerpt is presented.
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>>68462572
Yeah, the question isn't detailed enough. It should've indicated if the pizzas they ate are of the same size or one is larger than the other.

If both are the same size, then the teacher's answer is correct, because it isn't possible that Marty ate more because 5/6 IS greater than 4/6, which means Luis ate more.

If one is larger than the other, then it is possible. If Marty's pizza is extra large and Luis's pizza is small, then even if Marty ate 4/6, the area of what he ate is greater than Luis's 5/6.

Say an extra large (what Marty is eating) has an area of 78.54 and the small (what Luis is eating) has an area of 12.57. If you plug in the other variables:
- If Marty ate 4/6 of that 78.54, he would've eaten around 52.35 of that 78.54
- If Luis ate 5/6 of that 12.57, he would've eaten around 10.47
In this scenario, Marty would've eaten more pizza than Luis.

If it Marty was eating the small pizza and Luis was eating the extra large, then Luis would've eaten more than Marty.

TL;DR: Not enough information to make an accurate conclusion.
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>>68462572
>underlining not

What a cunt. These are the types of teachers who contribute to school shootings.
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>>68466756

Then you're in for a major treat when you see Trump & Palin eating slices of New York's finest thin crust with a fork and a knife. Completely disgusting.
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Kids are much smarter today
Look at how stupid kids were in 1912
This is a test to graduate from 8th grade, also known as college in Kentucky

http://www.blacklistednews.com/8th_Grade_Test_From_1912_Shows_How_Far_American_Education_Has_Been_Dumbed_Down%3B_Can_You_Take_It%3F/45061/0/38/38/Y/M.html
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>>68466939
>Ameriburgers
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>>68463612
Delete this.
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>>68469279
San Diego.

Also I guess you did not watch Talking Dead last Sunday as they had a male version on as the biggest fan.

He had to wear a jacket to cover his tats for TV.
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>>68464334
OR use basic area relationships you dumb fuck. Maybe basic limits to determine the exact point when one area becomes greater. Unless you don't actually understand calculus beyond high schools poor excuse for calculus
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>>68470266
>not quite small
Found the American.
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>>68470973
>Kids are much smarter today

>Define the following terms of government: Democracy, Limited Monarchy, Absolute Monarchy, Republic. Give Examples of Each.

first question would make 90% fail
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>>68466622
Because the average citizen cannot relate to anything else.
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>>68466939
>You will never be able to buy 1/3rd pounder burgers at A&W because of the average Ameridumbs competency with fractions
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>>68471882
A&W is horrible
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>>68463982
>I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
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>>68472039
I like it but it's a bit pricey compared to Mcdonald's
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>>68462572
this triggers me
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>>68463982
I feel ya.
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>>68467972
M=Marty
L=Luis
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>>68468204
lrn 2 latex you fag
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>>68463612
>the land of frozen mongols
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>>68462572
you all know this is a troll post, right? it has to have an answer, we all know the right answer, anyone can write in green marker
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>>68463434
fucking kek
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>>68472039
>Can't into fractions
>Can't into good burger
My God. I'm amazed you're supposed to be the economic powerhouse of the world.
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>>68467361
I fucking wish I could get fat.
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>>68463324
>Reading comprehension on 3rd grade level
>"thats the answer to the problem right"

Please tell me this is bait
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>>68463434
Underrated post.

>>68463982
(You)

If your country was a pizza, what sort of toppings would it have?
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>>68462572
how the fuck is the question how is that possible if the answer is its not possible? that kid should get to skip a grade
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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND
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>>68472490
A&W is literally cafeteria food
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>>68472634
bacalhau and socialists
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>>68470380
>Common core blows.
> The government should get the fuck out of education

Busted for being a lying /pol/ faggot.

Bet you don't even know how you busted yourself, you lying faggot.
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>>68463982
The truth has been spoken

... Brutally
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>>68462572
So marty ate a whole pizza?

Wuuuut.
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>>68472634
this is the truth
know so many teaching sluts
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>>68468076
I didn't come to click on this thread to get mad.
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>>68463875
>Needed Calculus, Needing Integrals
Its simple Algebra
(Area of Pizza #1) *(5/6) = (Area of Pizza #2) * (4/6)
(Pi*r^2)*(5/6) *(6/4)=x , where x = pi*r^2
Simplified
(Pi * r^2) * (5/4) = pi*r^2
((pi * r^2) * (5/4))/pi=r^2
sqrt(((pi * r^2) * (5/4))/pi)=r
2*sqrt(((pi * r^2) * (5/4))/pi)=minimum diameter of a pizza that Marty would need to eat to equal the amount that Luis ate.

Hell it doesn't even need to be that complicated
(5/6)<(4/6)x
(5/4)>x
2*((Radius of Pizza 1)^2 * (5/4))=Minimum Diameter of Pizza #2
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>>68463612
include me in the /r/4chan screencap
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>>68463982
>I hope you're happy Sarah you filthy fucking whore
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>>68463612
Took me a few seconds, norway
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>>68462572
4/6 of a 10 pound pizza is greater than 5/6 of a 2 pound pizza
>ask a child a loaded trick question
>get buttblasted when he fucks you over with being the best kind of correct; technically correct
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>>68463612
Truly a master baiter.
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>>68473173
good, now apologize for becoming offended
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