NUCLEAR PLANT TIHANGE EVACUATED
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/712265351006912513
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/712265351006912513
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/712265351006912513
WE HAPCON 2 NOW
>>68360193
HAPPPENING
please let the happening happen please let the happening happen please let the happening happen please let the happening happen please let the happening happen please let the happening happen please let the happening happen please let the happening happen
Holy fucking shit is this it?>>68360193
WE LEVEL 4
>>68360574
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
goodbye bros, it's been fun, do better than us
>>68360193
Must of snuck in through the diversity quota.
Moving to Australia
Try to stop me
pls be real
Does that mean ISIS have their hands on them?
>>68360799
Sorry m8 we're full.
>>68360799
#NotAllSpiders
>>68360193
>>68360193
please be real. If this happens it's over. Muslims will hang
>not even 600km distance
tell my waifu I love her.
HAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFOHAHA YUROP BTFO
Well shit, it really is happening. Fuggggggg
>>68360910
at least im sure about spiders
>>68360799
They'll send you back out to sea!
>>68360861
Can't send back a citizen.
[Laughs internally]
>>68360773
Nuuuuuuuh!
>>68360970
its okay, ill take care of her after youre gone.
No concrete threat for nuclear site of Tihange, just standard procedure, calm your tits
>>68360799
Sorry, no muslims allowed.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
THEY BOMBED THE SHIT OUT OF BRUSSELS ONLY TO DIVERT ATTENTION AND THEN BOMB A FUCKING NUCLEAR PLANT LIKE FUCKING THE SNEAKY GOAT FUCKING SAND NIGGERS THEY ARE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
HOLY SHIT
QUICK, TURN ON NONPROFIT RADIO
>>68360944
Please. Liberals will just go on and on about how nuclear energy is unsafe and demand carbon tax on every country.
>>68360193
fuck, MOP suits are heavy, I'm not wearing that shit
I've been waiting for the happening for 2 years now, please let this be it
not gonna happen
r-right?
>>68360799
WE'LL SINK YOUR BOAT CUNT - FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>68360193
THANKYOU BASED NUKEYCHAN!
>>68361064
THEY ARE LEARNING
THEY ARE BECOMING SMARTER
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>Terrorists cause a meltdown
>catastrophic explosion and spread of radiation
>a second Chernobyl
>The liberals will still be defending them
>>68360193
..
>>68361037
I'm at the polish border, you're leaving with me, Mariusz!
>>68360193
Confirmed for happending.
Hope you got your iodine tablets ready.
Radioactive jihad incoming!
Wait what the fuck is going on? Are they trying to bomb a nuke plant as we speak?
>>68360970
We all love her, godspeed
>>68361124
If double digits, you need wait no more
>>68361050
>nuclear reactor so bad it almost leaks
>standard procedure
>abandon reactor during attacks on a city
>standard procedure
Get your shit together mate
LOL IMAGINE THEY BLOW UP A FUCKING NUCLEAR PLANT!!!
Too bad it wont happen. Fuck.
>>68361081
nah. If they fuck with a nuclear power plant there's no #notallmuslims hashtag that will keep people calm
Nuclear winter is coming!!!
>>68361190
>meltdown
>explosion
Michael Bay please go
HAPPENING
>>68361142
It's just preventive
Are you guys retarded? This is a normal procedure , nothing will happen you idiots.Even if they treid, do you think they can just ''explode'' a nuclear plant?
>>68360193
>meanwhile
>Chernobyl 2.0
>we'll get to see a game made one day
>STALKER 2 electric boogaloo
>>68361256
Wind over Belgium is blowing south to France.
Even if there is an attack, we can be fairly comfy today.
>>68361114
>you will never operate against sandniggers in an irradiated hellhole whilst wearing MOP
>>68361259
>Too bad it wont happen. Fuck.
m8, wishing for a nuclear disaster inst justifiable by any cause
>>68360729
you are too close m8
Even if they blow the damn plant up it's not like it's going to be some gigantic nuclear explosion, they don't work that way.
They can probably get some nuclear waste if it's stored on-site like it is at a lot of plants though. Who doesn't love waste?!
https://youtu.be/9qigsKZJ43k
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR TRUMPS VICTORY BELGIUM YOU BEAUTIFUL INCOMPETENT BASTARDS
>>68361318
They could have taken a plane from the airport and do it 9/11 style.
>>68361385
Unless it will make muslims dead
It sounds justifable then, doesn't it?
>>68361370
You've clearly never actually worn CBRN kit.
>>68361050
>says increasingly nervous man for the 2417th time
I'm roughly 150km away from Brussels.
How fucked am I?
Fuck I got family in Brussels.
If this happens I will find Merkel and personally rape her.
>>68360970
Awoo~
![1285007923_775_600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AOBRDSK.jpg "1285007923_775_600[1].jpg")
>>68361261
R A R E
I
C
H
>#notallmuslims
More like #notallmutants
>>68361473
Pic related, yes. It's fucking awful. My Lt. made us jog with it on until a bunch of us vomited and one guy passed out.
>>68360773
Godspeed noble Belgianbro. We will remember you fondly.
>unconfirmed reports coolant has been removed from the reactor
HOW BAD IS THIS?!?!?!?!?
>tfw 70km away from me
>>68361050
>standard terrorist attack, nothing unusual really
I AM READY BABY
>>68360193
>>68361616
TOP KEEEEEEK
Physicist here. Don't worry, they cannot cause a nuclear disaster with their little bombs.
>>68361613
Innawoods bad.
PRAISE KEK
this is pretty much where I live. Was fun shitposting with you cunters...
>>68361416
they'll release extreme amounts of radiation and radiated dust particles that'll be transported with water particles in the atmosphere. If it happens, they fucked central europe for real.
>>68360193
>>68361613
THEY NEED THEIR COOLANT
NO COOLANT = UNSTABLE REACTION
FUCK THIS SHIT CUNTS - THIS SHIT'S FUCKED
>>68361693
explain
>>68361613
Nothing to worry about, it's standard procedure so that the terrorists can't steal the coolant.
>>68361616
everything is 70 km away of everything as maximum in Europe
>>68360773
Godspeed Belgium
>>68361530
>Fucking Merkel
Its like you want a second radiation poisoning.
>>68361817
coolant is just water cunt
>>68361693
Yeah, I guess merely disabling a couple plants would fuck up the power grid and cause as much impact as blowing it up.
>>68361463
No?
The fuck is wrong with you
>>68361272
you never gonna be frisk searched by two qt female police officers
why live?
also
A NUUU CHEEKY BREEKY I V DAMKE! when?
Any more info or its just routine high risk evac?
The power plant is pretty far away from Brussels, doubt it's just precaution. They didn't evacuate the other power plant either. If it was precaution they would probably evacuate both.
>>68361616
>tfw 7500km
Dirty bomb, radiation leak
PRAISE KEK
>>68361593
My buddy was in the Canadian army
Their end of year "fun" day, which was in the summer for some reason, their warrant made them wear full CBRN and then do a relay
sprint 100m
put on gear
sprint another 100m
take ground and shoot at target
retreat 100m
use up rest of clip
get out of suit
run back
if they missed more than half their shots the team lost too
He said that was the day he decided to quit and go to school
>>68361454
The security is too good for them to take an airplane, this is not gta. This is simply a normal procedure, however mass media ( Reuters news) are exaggerating this like always.
>>68361613
The reactor if running would not be able to stay cool, resulting in meltdown.
However, there's about a dozen security procedures in place from the horror stories you hear about Chernobyl and the like over the past few decades that the plants shut down by themselves in the event that it's nearing a dangerous level, so while bad for the nuclear employee it's not bad for anyone else.
>>68361762
This is actually possible but unlikely. For someone to consume a lethal amount of radiation in this method they would practically have to be drinking gallons of rain.
>>68360970
>One less awoo fag in trump threads
It is a good day
>>68361593
So why the fuck would you be excited at the idea of actually fighting in that shit? After half an hour being irradiated was starting to look appealing.
>>68361924
>Aussie bringing the logic
This is the REAL happening
>>68361961
how is life on sibir?
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>>68361809
Automatic failsafes and security systems. Even if something went terribly wrong, the reactor will automatically shut itself down, or at least limit the reaction to such a point that it can't go out of control.
They're pretty much need to destroy the entire interior to cause a catastrophy and modern reactors are built to withstand some really heavy beating.
>tfw had a dream tonight where i was in paris barefoot and woke up as i felt like i was being ripped apart
Wew laddddd
>>68361961
>tfw 15000km
THE RADIATION WILL MAKE ANIME REAL
>>68361714
Rip
Maybe you'll become a mutant
>>68361453
This.
Globalists were aiming for a controlled demolition, but they didn't account for the human short fused dynamite that is Islam.
Now they've woken up the whole neighborhood.
>>68360994
Why are you tall flower eating cunts so weird?
>>68361616
Aachen is rightful Dutch clay.
>>68361991
underrated
>>68362123
I already am one I think :(
>>68361969
Doesn't seem that bad to be honest. Only issue would be the lack of a cheek weld. Sure you'd be out of breath but it's very much doable.
>>68362011
I enjoy misery.
>>68362070
All they need to do is attempt, 90% of libtards just know that anything with "nuclear" in it is bad and dangerous.
>>68361064
That's actually pretty smart and it imitates the way people would raid caravan back when that shit was in vogue.
>start attacking some point of the caravan
>defensive forces move there to repel the attack
>send second force on the now unprotected part of the caravan
I bet you didn't expect to learn from their rich culture!
>>68362097
>tfw I can finally realize my tentacle rape fantasy
STREAM WHERE?
STREAM WHERE
STREAM WHERESTREAM WHERE
QUICK, CHECK IF THERE ARE ANY PEPE RUIN MAGIC IN THAT AREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MEMES ARE COMING ALIVE!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>68361809
because bombs wouldn't really do anything to the reaction
boron rods fall into place and stop the reaction almost instantly
>>68361300
steam pressure build up.
chernobyl bles up from steam pressure.
this is it lads
>>68362056
Trump confirmed for Emperor.
Brexit confirmed.
Race war confirmed.
>>68362056
Bullshit... it wasn't 2016
>>68360193
The plant of Doel as well, btw. All non-essential staff, that is.
They're just playing on the panic now, putting on a show to seem efficient and on top of things. Nothing's happening.
If the Islamic terrorists cause a meltdown its game over.
>>68360193
Nuclear plants can only release a cloud of radiation at worst. No nuclear explosions possible
>>68362325
RIP chocolate man
>>68362309
Not in modern plants.
>140 km from Nuclear plant
well im fucked.
>>68362064
What?
>>68360773
Your waffles were average, your chocolate was meh
>>68360773
>>68360729
>>68360970
>>68361050
>>68361124
>>68361218
>>68361300
>>68361616
>>68361624
>>68361854
yfw soon
>>68362356
you mean for the transformers cube
it would get fucking nuked
>>68360193
Let it all burn
>>68362309
Chernobyl also had most of its control rods manually retracted so the system couldn't insert them to stop the catastrophy. The system was functioning perfectly, but the retarded Soviet engineers were actively stopping it from working as intended.
>>68361593
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I have my doubts
>>68362026
I live in big city(600k) so ok.
I DONT WANNA DIEEEEEEEEE
ALL IS LOST!!!
>>68362368
>at worst
>All that thyroid cancer
>All those evacuated civilians
>All that hatred towards Muslims afterwards
>>68360193
For real though, can you guys please handle your own fucking problems?
Watching this happen in Europe is like spectating a hockey match between two awful AI teams. Please stop fucking off it's starting to get embarrassing.
#BombClaudeBanHam
what if the purpose of these bombs wasnt to kill people, but to spread the bubonic plague?
>>68361817
>2016
>Listening to Japan when it comes to nuclear power plants
>>68362056
>Obama last president
>Trump first God Emperor
Checks out senpai
>>68362056
Rip yurop
Looks like it's up to NZ to carry the torch for the anglosphere, lads
when Tihange blows up i'm gonna be fucked
it was nice shitposting with you guys!
>>68360193
>I live close to that plant
god help me please
>>68362351
abdeslam pls go
>>68362541
would be fine with it if it weren't for the cancer tbqh lad
>tfw 16,349.68km away
HELP
I'M EXTREMELY COMFY RIGHT NOW
LISTEN TO THIS AND GET EVEN COMFIER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu42VMSZV8o
OUR DREAM CAME TRUE /pol/!
>>68362470
Oh. It's not an image of me. It's just the basic CBRN kit in every soldier's equipment. Every (healthy) conscript has worn that and putting it on at a moment's notice is a soldier's basic skill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVzBF4-Sox8
PLEASE BE HAPPENING
>>68360193
SEND PASHA
>>68362572
Bubonic plague is very treatable in the first world. We have antibiotics.
>All these people thinking we've learned nothing 30 years after Pripyat.
Good thing i bought some iodine and super male vitality from the alex jones infowar store
I'm completely immune to nuclear fallout now
>>68362679
Same here. Like right next to the border.
Fuck this shit.
Guies, you do realize some major false-flag catastrophe must occur in EU so the final war against islam starts? Some event bigger than 9/11? Something like.....nuclear terrorism?
Of course it's gonna destroy some non-relevant city, they don't want to pollute Europe for too long
>>68362094
>>68361370
And then there has to be this one guy who didn't wear gloves.
>220km away
This is not ok
Thanks Merkel
>>68362727
BASED GREECE
I'm listening to burial as well, benzos & wodka & burial for comfiest of happenings
>>68362325
Stay strong friend, pour it down, ruskies that survived chernobyl were drunk as fuck, they most probably caused it too.
>>68362395
>>68362439
i'm not saying that is what will happen, just that it's not wrong to say a plant could blow up.
Guys.. They're just sending non-essential personal home. That's about it.
Apparently it's standard procedure in case of terror alerts.
No happenings sirs, sorry.
>>68362835
Aachen?
Düren here.
>>68362881
Hope you're safe.
Godspeed brother.
>>68362793
not in combo with low level radiation sickness. if not plague, something worse, or better
>>68362094
>Live on the fucking island.
You are really /comfy/
>>68362560
literally no country has been btfo by terrorists like america on 9/11 lmao
why didn't you just catch the jumpers??? embarrassing tbqh
>only 1600 km distance
>try to stop mudslimes
>get cucked by NATO
>still get rekt by a nuclear catastrophe
>>68362852
Well he's dead. Good riddance.
>>68361613
NEED MO COOLANT FO DEM RACTORS
https://youtu.be/dsx2vdn7gpY
Armed and ready.
I hope amazon delivers before it starts.
>>68363060
what is a safe distance?
Oh, btw, through my work I had to deal with the habbenings in that particular plant, and let me reassure you, they are Homer Simpson level inadequate over there.
Merci Wallonie.
>>68362919
Zuelpich. Kreis Euskirchen.
Chernobyl II coming in
>>68362729
Also, that guy died. 2 seconds too late to get the mask on.
>>68363132
>what is a safe distance?
You're not in it
>>68362056
who exactly is the blind baba
anyone wanna queue mm for de_nuke with me? Scream will probably be playing
>>68362919
>>68363152
so viele aachener hier
>>68360193
>mfw I am prepared for this
>Large stash of Iodite pills
>Masks with about 100 filters in the basement
>Burn kits
>A portable defib
>1 Years worth of canned food
>Duoprop flight training but no plane
I guess I can steal a plane once shit goes down though. I knew those 5 years of being a soldier would pay out some day.
But seriously - what could be happening? Why would they even?
>>68362835
I think you need a lead armor.
>>68363132
>>68363132
Good luck Hans
> prepared for zombie apocalypse
> prepared for race war
> tfw not 100% prepared for fallout scenario
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>68363224
and neither are you
>>68363000
If they'd released any sort of biological or radiological weapon it'd have been detected.
>>68362718
we're fucked anyways
>>68363132
Ach, Hans, Run!
>>68360193
Whitehall insider here. This whole thing is going to be pinned on Erdogan in tomorrow's press. Expect some insanity in the next few days.
>>68363012
Our government let that shit happen so we could go to war in the middle east.
We are going to elect Trump to kick this establishment out.
You eurocucks are doing NOTHING but paying tax dollars to bring in more terrorists and rapefugees.
Nuclear energy is literally a disaster waiting to happen just take a look at Chernobyl for Christ's sake.
I pledge to give all my shekels to alternative energy™ after this.
>>68363356
>implying i'm not krasniqi somewhere in sar planina
>>68362094
>tfw 18,704km
>>68362489
just say the word, man. allow us the privilege to start crusades
>>68363322
Lel, communist waiting times for radiation rations saves Russians from radiation sickness.
>>68363344
>not being 100% prepared for almost anything
get your shit together son.
>>68363344
so what's going to happen in a whites/muslimes/zombie war situation?
what are the allies?
You now remember the anon warning people about this and talking about potassium iodide pills a week ago
>>68360193
Nothing going on, they just work with less people in case of an attack or threat. Less people equals less dead people.
>>68363369
Oh cmon that's what Belgium said about terrorist attacks but they couldn't do shit all.
A new tactic is selecting a suicide bomber who has HIV or another disease so that his blood will mix in with the victims. Biological weapon.
LIVING IN LILLE WILL I BE SAFE?
TURN ON CNN
WE HAVE MELTDOWN CONFIRMATION
>>68362064
Explain pls.
>>68360193
Fellow Dutch bros, we had a nice 300 years of kingdom. Nice knowing you. Bye.
>>68363575
IF YOU ARE WHITE YOU ARE ALRAEDY DEAD F A M
>>68363405
Turkish passports on suicide bombers
Feed me
maybe they can put some of the bomb victims into the radiation zone so they'll at least grow new arms
>>68363610
DONT LEAVE US
>>68363477
Dat roll.
>>68363517
Whites vs muslim zombies from outer space.
>>68363593
>>68363593
link fag
>>68363450
>Our government let that shit happen so we could go to war in the middle east.
Americans will L I T E R A L L Y believe this
>>68363224
>>68363192
>>68363001
>>68362791
Revenge my death, based nations.
>>68363517
i got the whole survival and fighting part covered but that nuclear radiation thing will fuck me over
my neighbourhood is also armed and white or slav
>>68363593
Can't and won't happen unless they muslims got nuclear engineers in their midst.
>>68363344
Well...yea....
>Zombie Apocalypse: barricade doors and windows, shitpost on /pol/
>Race War: barricade doors and windows, shitpost on /pol/
>Nuclear scenario: Probably no internet.... suicide
>>68363648
>hey abdul, this is istanbul right? That's where we have to detonate oursevles
>are you stupid? look at all these qt hijabs, we are there for sure
and that's how brussels got fucked
>>68362485
But anon, there are no such big cities in Kamchatka.
If the plant was evacuated it's probably not happening.
It would be really hard to do any damage to a nuclear plant with a suicide bomb. They would have to cause the reactor to melt down, and none of them would know how to work the controls.
>>68363012
The 9/11 hijackers killed 3000 people.
In response, we ruined two Islamic 'countries' and directly or indirectly contributed to the deaths of over half a million Muslims and the destabilization of the entire Islamic world.
Git gud.
>>68363593
No we don't.
This isn't funny.
>>68362419
>fallout players will die
>stalker players will survive
The water separates us from the fallout, r-right guys?
>>68362020
Kek
Is this the 'real' happening we waited for?
>>68363663
What if the Muslims are sending their suicide bombers into the reactor to becoming literal portable nukes?
HABBEDING
STEAM EXPLOSION CONFIRMED
OH SHIT KEKS GETTING WHAT WAS COMING TO EM
>>68363752
What is your made out of?
>>68363648
Met police apprehended 3 turkish men fleeing a housefire on an estate near waterloo station yesterday afternoon. Guess what the house was being used for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eukb4C2Dg-E
>>68363752
just take some iodine and you should be fine.
>>68363836
If you press every button something will happen.
>>68361150
>Implying Australia won't allow a white immigrant with a valuable masters degree.
If this is true you are complete retards.
Anyway, you can keep your isolated sunshine nation with its backwards policies. I will be moving to Canada or the USA. Don't worry, will do my best to integrate and contribute.
>>68363902
Correct, don't drink any milk/meat/eggs/fruit etc from mainland Europe though.
>>68362056
She also "predicted" a whole lot of bullshit that never happened. It must feel nice to quote one thing that might still sound correct and ignore hundreds of wrong ones.
>>68361454
Nuke cooling towers & pressure casings are some of the most reinforced structures on the planet. A plane wouldn't do shit to one.
If you want to cause a melt down, you have to drain all the water out quickly.
>>68362834
Kek
>>68364002
ok then i got that whole thing covered as well
>>68363978
>>68363752
what is your house* made out of?
>>68363980
kebab making, production of fake brand clothes and roachposting?
>>68364048
nah you can come here mate
it's pretty good
>>68360193
soundtrack of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
>>68360193
feel the fear fugget
i can imagine even though you understand nothing is going to happen to it still it scares you pretty much.
Containment vessel breached by a steam explosion. Fukushima or Chernobyl?
Press F to pay respects to Belgium, may you be a lesson to keks the world over.
Politicians still letting sandniggers into Europe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
