Will /pol/ ever recover from this?
https://youtu.be/vU8dCYocuyI
>>68272815
I MEAN
WOFFLE AYUHN
shoo shoo slimey limey
>>68272927
>>68272946
>>68272960
>they can't even respond after that ass kicking
>>68272815
>it's another I'M TERRIFIED TRUMP IS DOING WELL, BETTER TALK SHIT ON HIM episode
>"let's put aside the racism and talk about this"
HOW IS A WALL RACIST? MEXICO HAS THEIR OWN FUCKING WALL
>>68272815
http://www.fairus.org/publications/the-fiscal-burden-of-illegal-immigration-on-united-states-taxpayers
You guys are creating so many threads I might as well make a copy pasta.
>This report estimates the annual costs of illegal immigration at the federal, state and local level to be about $113 billion
The wall will pay for itself by walling the cost of the illegal immigrant flood
>>68273605
If we're going to do financial accounting we can also include the war in Iraq costing at least a trillion dollars and made the country even worse. And wasn't even directly related to homeland defense or security.
Now this wall is such an outrage to everyone, because why?
>>68274284
Because it's somehow racist. Don't bring up how Mexico has their own wall, that china has a wall, and several countries have physical borders, America having one would just be plain racist!!!!!
>people honestly believe mexico couldn't be strong armed into building the wall with a trade blockade and aid being cut
>>68273605
However, as based Oliver pointed out, most of the illegal immigration doesn't even come from direct border crossing but fake ID and fake passports.
>>68274639
This, anyone that post's john oliver has already failed in presenting their argument.
>>68272815
>implying anything stumps the Trump
>again
>for the xth time
>a retard smashing his head bloody against a concrete wall
>HURR IM WINNING.
>>68274956
I'm just watching the episode to see his shitty argument and goddamn it's bad
>more than half of illegals come here legally, and then stay even when their visa expires
>a wall wouldn't stop that!
But a wall would prevent them from coming back once they get deported when their visa expires. The plan isn't just a wall, it's actual immigration law enforcement, rather than just treating it like a game
>oh you're here illegally? That's okay, take some benefits!
This guy a jew or an eternal anglo?
>>68274956
Except that Oliver brings up many important points.
>the cost (which Trump keeps flip flopping on)
>the damage it would do to property owners
>and how legitimately effective the wall would be (if most of the illegals are not directly climbing over the fences.
The wall is only phase one.
I would like to thank the limey liberal of annual timekeeping for pointing out phase two, track those that have entered with fake IDs or overstayed their welcome.
These people have to get drivers licenses or visit hospitals sometime in their unwelcomed stay in the land of the free so whenever they are pulled over or seek care and their credentials don't check out, off they go to be freeloaders in their own country.
>>68275857
Israel's wall worked great.
Maybe we should build one to the north as well to keep you faggots out
>>68274956
Agreed, I especially have no respect for anyone who deseminates his memes. Drumpf was not a name that Donald Trump ever had, wasn't born with it, didn't change from it. Oliver's flawed logic is not only irritating but it really brings to light how dumb his followers are. They accept his jokes as truth. It's so easy to poke holes through it.
>>68275857
The cost is negligible in the long run. More jobs for US citizens, no welfare, no illegals putting strain on public facilities like roads, water, electric system, etc. would cancel out.
There would be minimal damage to property owners at all. The land is mostly empty as is.
You can't climb over a real wall like you can a fence.
>>68275857
The point's that have less substance than water? For fucks sake he cut's the argument into just the wall and even then it makes him look completely retarded. >>68275791 sums it up better than I can.
>>68275857
The cost isn't set in stone yet because the exact dimensions of the wall haven't been decided on. He needs to know the exact numbers, how long, how tall, any divergent in the wall to avoid the rio grande river, ect.
Property owners could be relocated and given a big pay day.
And the wall would prevent illegals from coming back once they are deported after their visa expires. Like I said before, the wall isn't the only thing he's proposing, he's proposing we actually heavily enforce immigration laws, like we already should be doing
Jesus this guy is fucking ridiculous
>yes some illegals commit crimes
>BUT SO DO LEGAL CITIZENS!!!!!! BTW TRUMP HAS TINY FINGERS!
I have no idea why anyone takes him seriously.
The wall will be payed for in no time with the benefits being cut
Did any Britbongs hear about this guy before the current year? He's completely unknown over here.
>Making terrible jokes and then using those jokes to try to make a serious argument
I thought it was 2016 already
>>68277259
I had no clue who he was until he made that France video.
>>68276395
there's this thing called a ladder
I wonder what current year man is going to do when Trump is actually elected. Pretty sure having smear episodes against the actual president isn't gonna go over too well
>>68277627
Then you make the wall bigger than the ladder.
>>68272815
Anglo COWARD
>>68277627
What are you going to do, bring a 60 foot ladder? That's not going to be obvious at all lolol
>>68277627
>illegals drag ladder to the wall
>set it up
>ladder casts long as shit shadows from the lights on the wall
>border security spots them coming long before they reach the top
>at gun point kindly tell them to get the fuck down
>>68277777
Hepts speak truth
>>68277777
checked
>>68277777
Excellent quints, old chap.
What's with all these shitty Oliver threads today?
>sees flag
oh
>>68277777
>>68277777
Ayy
>>68277777
TRUMP WILLS IT
>>68277777
Witnessed
>>68277777
checked, then checked gain
>>68277777
>>68277777
lol
>>68277777
>>68277777
TEN
FEET
HIGHER
>>68273528
These liberal media fucks and the indoctrinated 20 somethings of our generation have all been conditioned to fear the "R" word and the social ostracism/smear campaigning that comes with it.
All Trump ever said was that illegal immigration is a problem that needs to be addressed for "x" reasons, never alluding to race, and it is. It's a fucking scourge on your country. The more nefarious and intelligent bunch in this anti-Trump crowd who stand to profit highly from the scavenging of human misery that comes with illegal immigration in all forms are attacking Trump under the guise of being anti-racist altruists. The masses of redundant, witless college aged cunts like AIDS Skrillex and pals are doing it because they have such a broad definition of racism and such knee-jerk reflexes to anything that goes against their Marxist indoctrination that they conflate economic and legal political rhetoric/concerns with racist ones.
To finish, even if Donald Trump had made a statement as bold and unambiguously "racist" as "I plan to deport those stinky Mexicans back to their hole in the ground and build a wall (which they will pay for) to stop them infecting America", it's STILL not a racist remark because nationality =/= race. /pol/ jokes aside, saying this is a race issue implies there are no Mexicans of any ethnicity other than Hispanic, another hallmark of the low-information voting ignorant liberal fuck.
>>68272927
did my best
>>68277627
>>68277777
>>68272815
I wish nu-moot would ban all BTFO threads/posters, or at the very least all Canadians and Aussies.
There's literally not once in the history of /pol/ been an actual occurrence of one person/group BTFO-ing another.
Jesus Christ, bringing up the "muh immigrants commit less crimes than natives!" meme. Take male niggers out of the natives figures and then compare crime statistics.
>>68272815
>Former president of mexico
>FORMER
still thinks it matters.
Since illegal Mexican have cost america
http://www.fairus.org/publications/the-fiscal-burden-of-illegal-immigration-on-united-states-taxpayers
About 113 billion. When they are forced to go back.
>>68272815
I keep seeing these John Oliver threads with links to his videos but he's such an insufferable cunt I can't make it 30 seconds in without having to close it
>>68272815
>lol he wans to fuck the wall xD ain't i funny
>oh goodness he has tiny hands hahaha xDDD
>oh god he's holding a child like a cat LOOOLOLOLOO xDDDD
>let's compare mexico paying for the wall to triple-pay services xDDDD I'M SO FUNNY BECAUSE I'M BRITISH
>let's compare candidates to auditioning american idol people xDDD
>let's also compare a bordering problem to qdoba food LOOOLOLLOLOO KEK xDDD
>also screw eminent domain lololololo I'M A FUCKING SJW XDDD
at this point i fucking closed the video
he STILL THINKS A (((FORMER))) PRESIDENT OF MEXICO'S OPINION ACTUALLY MATTERS
fucking shit, i cannot understand this man
I love how they bring up the opinions of the leaders of Mexico on the wall when they've allowed their country to be the scene of some of the most Ogrish.com levels of drug warfare cartel violence I've ever seen. Pic related, great job Mexican leaders. I'll be visiting on the 12th of never.
>>68276207
>implying walls will stop us
>>68272815
Is John Oliver Jewish? Or maybe just an ugly British guy?
>>68281161
Doesn't seem to be Jewish, just a very good goyim.
>>68272815
It's like he's not even seeing how many jobs this would create.
What a shitty jew
>Not a single point of data brought up except cost
>Doesn't compare cost of illegals to cost of wall
>Relies almost entirely on on reaction shots from random people and insulting Trump
Oh boy sure stumped Trump
This guy is a cunt end of
>>68280918
Fucking maplebacks.
>>68282687
Take him back.
Also does UK have a dentistry wing in the NHS?
Fuck his teeth are everything I imagine in England.
>>68272815
>Pause video
>Hit dislike
>Look at comments
Sure, /pol/ BTFO, the jew has poked the wrong fish.
Probably the End of his carrer
Kek
>>68272815
This guy is a fucking nobody. Don't know why he's on TV over there. He's a comedian who isn't even funny, who cares what he thinks about politics.
>>68283333
He is on for ~30 minutes per week at a late night time slot on Monday nights, on a premium access channel. Only complete faggots watch him and flood social media with his mug.
The proposed wall is Dubai tier construction. Fuck off
>>68272815
If Americans wants to build a wall, they can build a wall. A wall doesn't stop tourism, or legal immigrants. It just controls it.
There is really no justification for being pro-illegal immigration. No country in the world is pro-illegal immigration, just the illegal immigrants and border-hating socialists who think the whole world will take down borders one day.
>>68284148
A shame as well because I like HBO. Apart from meme of thrones.
>>68284636
HBO Go is Netflix with less filler. Can't go wrong with most of it, but it has it's douche-liberal tendencies.
>>68277777
>>68272815
Funny thing is I watched this whole thing and he doesn't even make one actual argument against Trump. It's really just stupid comedy and a way to manipulate dumb people.
There's no donald trump in europe. Maybe he should go home and complain about that government. He can't, because he'd just be another whiny cunt there. Come to america, complain about the government. But have no problems taking our money for doing it.
>>68287609
He made lots of arguments
>wall over 20 billion to build and more to maintain
>Immigrants can use ladders and tunnels to get past the wall like they do to fences now\
>Can't build wall along the rio grande
>Most illegal immigrants come in via visas anyway and then overstay, so the wall couldnb't keep them out.
posting oc
pls rate and subscribe
30ft doesn't seem that high t bh famai
I hope Trump personally drives a bulldozer through a Native American graveyard and pushes all the skeletons into a big furnace which grinds them down into cement that he can use to build the wall.
I've asked loads of times, and nobody's actually refuted John Oliver's sole good point: That apparently most illegal immigrants come by air and just overstay their visas.
>>68289811
We're gonna build a wall.
A big
beautiful
beautiful
w a l l
>>68272927
Those fucking teeth, they look so tempting to smash in...
>>68289811
The wall just got 30,000ft taller.
>>68277777
>77,777 feet high
BASED
>>68289811
That's ture in Australia but I don't know how accurate it would be in the US given that it's millions of mexicans.
>>68289811
Did he actually provide evidence of his claim or just say it and you believed it? Only thing I can find is from 2006 saying ~40% were visa overstays. Rest came in across border.
>>68272815
I fucking hate this guy so much
Also most people have never seen the actual border. For miles around it there's it nothing but barren wasteland. Tons of illegals die even after they get past the border itself. I can just seem them lugging a 60 foot ladder with them the whole way.
>>68288614
If we can't build a wall on the rio grande then we'll build a dam and run the wall along top of it.
America finds a way.
>>68290234
40% is still a lot though, and of course the wall is just going to make people who can afford air travel but prefer land crossing just end up going by air.
>>68290378
Couldn't they just put their 70ft ladder on a vehicle then, folded up?
>>68288614
>wall over 20 billion to build and more to maintain
Awfully convenient how he left out that the wall will pay for itself by cutting the cost of illegals taking benefits
Immigrants can use ladders and tunnels to get past the wall like they do to fences now
Except these tunnels will be destroyed, and border control will sure as shit notice a 50 fucking foot ladder being used to scale the wall. We aren't just building the wall and leaving it unmanned.
>Can't build wall along the rio grande
Only real argument he had, but we'll build around it.
>Most illegal immigrants come in via visas anyway and then overstay, so the wall couldnb't keep them out.
As started before, the wall comes with actual enforcement of immigration laws. If people overstay their visas they will be deported, and the wall will prevent them from coming back
>>68289811
The wall comes with real enforcement of immigration laws. If someones visa expires and they don't leave, they will be deported. Immigration laws aren't being enforced heavily right now, but they will be when trump is elected, and the wall will keep them from coming back
>>68272815
if it was anyone else, inconsistancy would kill him off
but this guy wont die, because people just want to fight "teh establishment" cuz hes rich
just like the socialists trust their shitty candidate will stick it to the establishment cuz he hates monneh
>>68290625
>Couldn't they just put their 70ft ladder on a vehicle then
Vehicles would show up on border patrol's radar/cameras
Why do Brits insist on sticking their nose in american politics
>>68290846
But how do you track down someone who has an expired visa?
>>68290685
>Couldn't they just put their 70ft ladder on a vehicle then, folded up?
Are you actually thinking they'll be able to just drive up to the wall and not be seen immediately?
Why does everyone think the plan is to just build a wall and leave it unmanned? One man with binoculars can cover a shit ton of ground by himself, and he can walkie for backup if there's an attempt of scaling the wall.
>illegal is seen coming a mile away with a fucking ladder in his truck
>call in back up
>illegals spend a ridiculous amount of time setting up a giant fucking ladder, because those things are heavy as fuck
>before they've even climbed halfway up armed guards are waiting and force them back down
Would be funny as shit if the ladders were confiscated as well
>>68273364
I SCREENGRABBED THAT
>>68288614
>>wall over 20 billion to build and more to maintain
Not an argument since MEXICO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL. No idea how he even manged to ignore this the whole time. It's 2016.
>Immigrants can use ladders and tunnels to get past the wall like they do to fences now\
Yeah, in some shithole country with shit tier security. Even the cheapest sensors could easily detect tunnels. And ladders? This ugly Jew is just showing a clip which shows Trump saying there is no ladder long enough for the wall, let alone a ladder, a rope and this whole action without any security guy noticing.
>Can't build wall along the rio grande
So, there would be a choke point? Doesn't sound like anything coastal defence and fortifications couldn't cover.
>>Most illegal immigrants come in via visas anyway and then overstay, so the wall couldn't keep them out.
Not letting them overstay could work.
>>68291244
Tabs are kept on people with visas. There should be regular checks to ensure they are actually staying at the address they give. And when their visa expires and they haven't left, just put out a warrant for their arrest.
Throw in a hundred or so dollar reward for anyone who brings them in and you'll have the guy in no time
>>68290914
The 80ft ladder would be easy enough to hide in a van though, and you can't just go after all vehicles that come close to the wall.
>>68291245
>force them back down
It'd be more amusing to let them get to the top of the 90ft ladder then topple it LotR style.
>it's racist to want to a wall protecting your border
HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE WATCH THIS SHIT?
>>68291473
I want to be a pro illegal bounty hunter. First target is that gazebo on ft. worth drive where they all wait for work. Get em all in my pick up and take em to the local office
>>68291445
Link to vid? I've been trying to explain to my gf that if she doesn't stop defending muslims she's going to end up taking the redpill as a suppository.
>>68291531
>and you can't just go after all vehicles that come close to the wall.
Are you fucking retarded? Of course you can. If you see a vehicle is coming close you keep an eye on it. There's no way they'll just drive up to the wall unnoticed and pull out a massive fucking ladder
>>68272815
REPORT LOW QUALITY THREADS
>>68291445
>Not an argument since MEXICO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL. No idea how he even manged to ignore this the whole time. It's 2016.
He's just retarded thinking that because Mexico has said they aren't paying for it that it must be true. Mexico will be begging to pay for the wall once all trade and aid to them is cut.
>>68291590
It's just leftists enjoying it. The funny thing is these people have literally no rebuttal when you point out that Mexico has their own southern wall
>>68291787
>have fire truck with 100ft ladder
>toss an object on fire on top of or over the wall
>no one will stop the fire truck because fire
my plan is flawless
>>68272815
>a fucking syrup nigger
>le current year man
>Your a fucking white male
>>68272815
Fucking morons, getting their spoon fed ideas they aren't even intelligent enough to understand from COMEDY shows. You people are so fucking dumb it hurts.
>>68291697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds1RMpDQGvk
>>68292074
>post on Taiwanese doll making forum
>make really shitty arguments
>get BTFO
>just start shitposting in response
Your plan is flawless
>>68290922
because they're trying to ignore the hooting and hollering from the mosque down the street
>>68292328
>that pic
I still laugh everytime I read this response
>>68292347
If you have a 110 foot wall, there's going to be 110 foot ladders.
And a bunch of dead mexicans who don't understand trigonometry.
>>68292519
No one is arguing that desperate mexicans won't make ladders. The point is the wall will be manned with security, converging on any person or vehicle approaching the wall long before a ladder gets set up.
>>68272815
gotta love humanity
atleast we can create stupid huge projects out of fear
war and walls upvote#
>>68292667
'Tis a race then, to see if the Mexicans can erect and climb a 120 foot ladder quick enough!
They may have to actually climb down and get away from the wall too depending on what you consider to be winning conditions for getting past the wall. Minimal winning conditions is to get to the top of the wall then splat down onto American soil 130 feet below.
>>68272815
that was the most reddit-tier ending one could possibly imagine. To people take this guy as a serious source for news?
>Donald Trump's margin of error is the entire GDP of Moldova
REEEEEEEEEEEEE, how does this faggot know about my country and its GDP. More than anybody in that video, Moldova got BTFO ;_;
>He's calling him Trump and not #DRUMPF
>>68293796
I think it's because he knows how fucking juvenile that whole thing made him look. He's trying to look witty while using literal school yard insults "HAHA YOUR NAME IS FUNNY"
>6:30
I MEAN
and I love how at 7:50 or so he admits Hillary and Obongo did something wrong, only to laugh it off soon after
SHOO SHOO SLIMEY LIMEY
