Get in here, Ausfags! It's time for bingo! Don't forget it's also QandA's Walpurgis Night special, so make sure you enclose yourself in a circle of salt first so the witches don't get to you.
Watch with us:
>http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/join-the-discussion.htm
>http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/abc-news-24/NS1413V001S00
Tonight's panel:
>Daniel Andrews - Premier of Victoria
>Jacqui Lambie - Independent Senator for Tasmania
>Josh Frydenberg - Minister for Resources and Energy
>Clementine Ford - Fairfax columnist and feminist speaker
>Elizabeth Proust - Businesswoman and Chair, Bank of Melbourne
Don't forget to tweet along using the hashtag #qanda and if you have a question you can add @qanda onto it. If anything the panel members say sounds suss you can also add #factcheck to get it looked up.
Will need a volunteer ticker-offer tonight, please. I'm already sick enough without being in the presence of tonight's panel members on top of it all.
>>68216286
i got my mum to watch it so she knows what 3rd/4th wave feminism looks like
Tonight is going to be an absolute shitshow, will be fun.
>>68216335
Yeah, was telling my mum about it earlier last week as well. She hates Clementine Ford about as much as I do.
ARE YOU READY TO FEED ON YOUR ANGER?
I forget what's a carpet snake moment supposed to be? is that like one of those "submarines are the spaceships of the oceans" things?
CLEMENTINE
FUCKING
FORD
This thread is the highlight of my week, I love you cunts
>>68216286
>Clementine Ford edition
whole borard bingo this time?
>>68216531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2TZmE2rFSk
>Clementine Ford
My body is ready
>>68216286
>Clementine Ford
>>68216286
>I'm already sick enough
Bingoanon, p-pls.
>>68216531
It's something so retarded it stops the show for a brief moment while people try and collect their shit. Named after an Abo elder who literally did call herself a carpet snake out of the blue.
>people on twitter actually saying they want to watch Clementine Ford
What the fuck?
bump!
>sorry only pic I have on my phone
>>68216669
Maybe they're masochists?
Evening gents, how are you all tonight?
>>68216669
Sanity has left Melbourne, my friend
Frydenberg is a good, friendly Jew. He is the villian in this week's episode.
>Mfw saw Lambie get a parking ticket in town
Feels good man
NUKE THE GREENS
VOTE LDP
GUNS FOR ALL
>>68216669
Who is she?
>>68216685
what is that supposed to be?
>>68216669
>not realising this country is full of retards who think of themselves as intelligent
There's a reason people vote for the greens m8
>>68216701
Nope, they're all fat as fuck though.
>>68216518
Is there any other reason to watch Q&A?
>>68216716
fucking dreading the pain we're all putting ourselves through tonight
This'll be good. Usually no beers on a Monday but I've made an exception for tonight.
inb4 >muh safe schools
>>68216759
makes me want to take up boxing
Posting something to laugh at before I go through utter pain.
How many posts will this thread get tonight, feels like we'll get 800 maybe 1000.
Is it too late to submit a question?
>>68216743
ugly feminist pyscho
Is BingoQT still alive?
>>68216836
Mines better.
first /pol/ qandA sesh
bretty excited ausfags
>>68216874
Well, I'm trying at least.
>>68216738
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>68216889
Do I get to keep the loli too?
>>68216889
Cute.
>clementine ford getting makeup done by the q and a staff
Umm
Isn't that a big no no for feminists? I'm probably thinking about second wavers
>>68216890
Its like being bukkaked with pure stupidity anon
>>68216759
Once in a blue moon we get a glorious episode where great things happen.
>>68216946
Only if you want the AFP at your door.
>Bank of Melbourne
I keep seeing ads around the place for this meme bank but I don't know anyone who actually uses it.
>>68216286
I can't watch the stream tonight.
Someone screenshot Clem for me please.
I want to see how fat she is now.
>>68216890
Don't be. Prepare to be disappointed and angry instead.
>>68216916
You're doing God's work.
>>68216890
You'll have a fun time
but lately its been an angry time, especially with the guests and topics lately
>>68216922
I don't smoke but if all the drop kicks get their free weed their apathy will grow until they die of bong aids
Sup cunts, weren't expecting that were you?
When does it start?
Here we go.
>this entire episode.
>>68216890
you gonna feel rage this week anon
>>68217024
now
>>68217024
Right now on ABC 24.
Strap yourselves in lads and ladette.
clem trying to explain that "online bullies" are worse to women than men. Based Jones then scoffs
Tone is starting to look old.
Here we go again
I like how the intro depicts the audience (including the UFO guy) when together they get about 40 seconds of total air time per episode.
HERE WE GO
live from melbourne
why do """""feminists""""" always wear ridiculous lipstick?
>social media activist
>Wow ford is fatter than I expected.
>a meme vote
>/k/ gets a bonner
iiiii haaaave a quesssstion fooor jaaaaquiiii laaaambiiie
iiiim haaavinnnng aaaa strooooke
Good evening cunts, let's get this shitfight started
>>68217104
I live there.
>>68217108
I've always wondered that. Considering how much they hate make-up, they tend to buy the most.
>>68217177
My condolences.
>>68217170
That woman looked like she was melting tbqh.
>>68217108
they crave validation because of their fatherless childhoods
MUH SECRET VOLUMES
I WEZ FLEBBERGASTED
First time watching Shill and A give me a rundown on the people appearing pol
>this soothing bogan voice
We need more of this in parliament
>>68217200
Thanks.
I think with clem on the panel we may get 3 way bingo
>>68217181
Bingoanon you've been sick for 3 weeks, what is wrong?
Who lives in Melbourne here?
SCREENSHOT OF CLEM FOR ME PLOX M8S
Someone meme jackie "what I have seeeeeenn"
hi cunties. btw Douglas Murray had an article in the Weekend Australian (on the migration crisis).
KEEP THE BASTARDS HONEST
>>68217218
all leftie shills except maybe Lambi
and Clem Ford
>>68217262
thanks m8
>>68217249
me.
Does Frydenburg have a comb-forward?
Reminder frydenberg is a jew and cried about muslims in public at a talk a little while ago.
>>68217237
Horrendous stomach pain, won't get into it. I've been putting the tests off though, really shouldn't be.
>>68217249
sup
>>68217218
There's a Jew
There's a SJW feminist
There's a bogan
There's a cuck Victorian Premier
And then someone else
>>68217262
Attack her fb or twitter page.. while she is on air she cannot lay down the ban hammer!
>>68217300
Cried in sympathy for Muslims, or because we're getting more of them?
>>68217285
He has his shit fucked-up if that's what you mean.
>Frydenberg
>Berg
>>68216736
from his last appearance.
Can someone explain to me the Double Dissolution and the down sides of it?
>>68217334
He's scared of anti-semitism coming after his family IIRC
>>68217330
Saw her twitter, said she was abandoning it until tomorrow morning. But don't do it. She'll just use it for her articles and get her fans to try and dox you.
Lambie just took off her hipster glasses.
>>68217376
oy vey
Daniel Andrews is a sad case, the fire brigade and ambos were covered in pro-Labor propaganda. He won and within months there's now anti-Labor propaganda all over the local firestation because Andrews is full of it. This wobbly cunt would do anything for power
>Andrew appealing to the crowd
>labor helping their mates in the CFMEU
shocker
> I'm one of the only non-politicians in a show about politicians
I still haven't heard a good argument against re-introducing the ABCC. It's just going to reduce corruption in a notoriously corrupt industry.
>>68217262
>>68217367
both houses get cleaned out
downsides: none really
>>68217300
I knew it when he mentioned jew-rists.
>>68217367
Australia has two elected bodies, senate and parliament. Senators are supposed to pass shit but they're saying no so Malcolm is going to force everyone to re-vote for both the senate and the parliament in order to break the stalemate.
Everyone's jobs are up for grabs basically.
Would you fuck Clem Ford?
>>68217367
Usually the house of Reps get 4 years terms and the Senate get 6. In a double dissolution they both get dissolved so we have to vote for both houses at once.
>>68217367
Double Dissolution
instead of just the lower house and some of the senate seats up for grabs, all bets are off. ALL senate seats up for grabs. So no more Lazurus, Ricky Muir etc.
Gov and Greens just passed laws to buttfuck independents and micro parties. Libs think they'll get a majority in the senate, Greens think they'll get the balance of power.
>>68217451
Greens get the balance of power
>>68217367
It means that all senators and members of the house lose their jobs and we have an election. Downsides are your favourite politician might be voted out.
clem is still ugly even with qanda makeup
lol is she actually in favour of the ridiculous preference system we had?
Holy shit she's put on a fuck load of weight
>>68216286
Hi bingoqt. I hope you get well soon.
>bringing back the ABCC is the least on my list of priorities
>screeching about manspreading is number 1
>>68217455
Sweet, so we're hoping this happens then?
because your priorities are fucked
blah blah blah oink oink oink
They put lipstick on it
>>68217367
Both Houses go to a full election. Everyone can theoretically lose their jobs, although in practice 90% won't
>>68217507
You can see her fucking facial hair on shitty channel 2 SD.
>>68217467
>Usually the house of Reps get 4 years terms
3 years m80.
Clementine's priorities are just doxxing people who disagree with her on social media
>>68217249
yep
>>68217304
Get better soon anon!
DISSILUZION
>>68217514
Thanks, anon.
>>68217463
fuck no
>>68217426
Labor are fucking idiots, they paid 1.6 bil for a useless desal plant, then another 1.5 bil not to build a road.
They're cucked by the unions
Fuck she looks like an idiot next to actual politicians.
>double disillusion
>>68217252
>>68217463
No
Best way to find unbiased information about Australian politics and policies?
>>68217463
and get my door broken in and a summons the following Wednesday? No, hinges are pricey
ZOMG WHY R U BEIN A SNEAKY POLITICIAN
IT'S LIKE YOU WANT THE GREENS TO LOSE
>>68217526
hahahaha top kek
>>68217426
He literally looks like a mortician
>>68216975
I do. I've found them to be a great bank. Unless you're travelling outside of Victoria.
>>68217551
My bad.
I'd root this hippie questioner chick though tbqh lads.
Lets be honest if the Greens and people like Ford ever got into serious power we'd all be fucked.
They'd happily dox our shitposts on /pol/ to the world
>>68217603
/pol/ 2bh
>>68217603
/pol/
>>68217594
Thanks m8. She looks coarse, flabby, masculine and horrible.
>>68217603
IIRC there's a centre for independent research down south who put out some decent stuff. They have reps who show up on the drum every so often.
>hippie
>caring about this shit
homely union shill would scrub up well
>>68217603
Read The Age
Michaelia Cash sounds like a euphemism for a vagina
>>68217627
>>68217603
Git good at spottig bullshit and do your own reseatch
Why are feminists always fat?
>>68217558
Thanks, anon.
>>68217463
I don't think I could even break her AT Field. Not that I would want to...
>>68217603
you'll have to read policy to be able to get an unbiased opinion
>>68217507
Focus on her lack of logic. This may be an epic thread.
>>68217603
www.reddit.com/r/Australia
Who else can't understand and single word that fucking redneck Lambie is saying? Do you think the other head they cut off her neck could annunciate properly?
>>68217603
Crikey
>>68217634
Posting in a pro-Trump thread would get us thrown in tolerance gulags
Larger in life
> the shills are loving it
lambie being pretty based tonight desu
poor lambo, turnbull spreading lies about her senate
>>68217671
Low self-worth.
Probably not unjustified
>>68217426
He's a grandstanding flog. He came out saying how we'll take Syrian refugees because he knew he wouldn't actually have to deliver on it. He's going to destroy Victoria's economy.
>you're in real trouble
Shills eating it up
>they will increase the GST
is she has a fucking retard?
all of the states have to agree lmao
>>68217653
>Fairfax
>Unbiased
kek
Lambi keeps forgetting what's she's supposed to say
>>68217709
damn straight, onya jacquie
>>68217733
is she a fucking retard*
>>68217685
She's literally that loud mouth mum at junior football who's constantly screaming at the umpire
look up look down look up look down
>>68217671
Where there is one mental illness others cluster m8.
this cunt is the typical melbournite
look at that fucking shirt
>tfw will never give lambie a cheeky pounding out the back of the local after 12 schooners
this looks like a green cuck
>>68217735
>fairfax will close down soon
Good fucking riddance
why can no one on this show ever ask a succinct question?
labor likes this preference bullshit because they nearly always get less of the absolute vote than the coalition
nearly half an hour without clem speak going good so far cunts
>you will never do ice with Lambi
>>68217572
the desal plant was 6 billion dollars.
the coalition helped greatly with the cost of not building that road.
>>68217634
>not being proud of your shitposts
>>68217733
The government has been laying the groundwork to force the states to ask for it by increasing the financial burden they have.
Better optics having the state governments bringing it up than the federal.
S E X P A R T Y
these fucking jews trying to kill my cat
>>68217780
he's the premier of victoria
>>68217789
>Fairfax closes down
>Gawker goes bankrupt
What a time to be alive.
>>68217603
afr.com
>>68217703
What's that thing on clem's necklace?
>>68217733
>Turnbull/Abbott - agree to GST rise or no funding for X
>states all agree
see how it works anon?
>>68217824
genius
>>68217774
She's from tazzie
you gotta be her cousin for that
>>68217653
my grandpa cancelled his subscription after like 40 years recently, called is a leftist rag now kek
>>68217824
he was talking about the audience member asking the question
>>68217463
I'd rather cut my dick off with a plastic knife. Fucking hate that bitch.
>>68217807
We're only 15 minutes in.
>>68217634
honestly does scare the fuck out of me though
>>68217844
feminist Shekel
>>68217603
/Pol/ tests uncomfortable ideas. I'm centre/left and I love the place.
>>68217844
whats left of her soul
>>68217837
Thanks Anon, mucho graci
GST
whino-mite
Who would vote for a socially right and fisically centrist party here?
>>68217733
>all of the states have to agree
lmao no they don't. The GST legislation says they do, but that can be changed just by the federal parliament so that it says they don't.
>Clementine Ford
And her opinion on any topic matters because...? She is a literal nobody.
>>68217812
Cunt I'd lose my fucking job if I got doxxed here, this is my last bastion of freedom.
>educated, politically engaged person
Sure you are, Clem.
>>68217837
YRRRES!!!
>>68217852
>>68217852
fair enough
>>68217463
oh god no please no
>>68217914
She's a WOMYN you fucking shitlord.
>I CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE EDUCATED
>>68217895
More honest feedback here and not virtue signalling illogical bullshit.
Fuck I hate my generation.
>>68217911
They're called the Nationals
I WANT TO DIE ALREADY I WANT TO DIE
>>68217923
>>68217895
I consider myself centre right but am still open to persuasion from either side.
"EDUCATED"
"POLITICALLY ENGAGED"
>>68217789
only being kept afloat by domain.com.au, just like news corp australia is being kept afloat by REA.
FORD THINKS SHE'S INTELLIGENT
My fucking sides
>>68217923
Only thing she is engaged in is the buffet
>>68217914
Did you not just hear her? She considers herself to be a fairly educated and engage individual.
If people wanted minor parties in the senate they would be elected
She doesn't even know what the subject is
She probably thought she could get on and talk about femshit but Turnbull's announcement fucked her up.
PLEASE END THIS PAIN
SHES A TALKING FAIRFAX CLICKBAIT PIECE
>meritocracy
Literally meme worthy
Stupid strawmanning cunt. Fucking nobody at all mentioned "meritocracy".
fucking hell she is an idiot
>>68217923
She's more likely to be engaged to politics then she is to ever be engaged to a man
THEY ARE JUST ADDING ABOVE THE LINE PREFERENCES FUCKING HELL
SHE'S SO EDUCATED THAT SHE HAS TO SPEND MOST OF HER TIME DOXXING PEOPLE ON FB
>>68217944
>fiscally centrist
sure thing barnaby
>Clementine Ford
She's so fucking far out of her league. I'm embarrassed for her.
>Preference deals within the major parties
What?
Clem hasn't dropped "rich white males" yet. I'm waiting for it.
>attacking based Dutton
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>clemintine ford intellectuals
DIVERSITY OF VOICES
>nobody claps
>muh diversity
>>68217967
This pretty much.
>sorry ms ford there's been this whole thing and the topics are gonna be about that tonight
>tfw no party for me
Cheeky Lambie
>Clem bashing Dutton when he was irrelevant to the question
Classic
no shit clem it's a popularity contest where not a technocracy. for so called smart person she's shit stupid
>>68217993
She's a dyke I think, so this is true.
>>68217926
easier paywall to get around than the australian.
>>68218029
link?
>>68218029
katter
>>68218008
If I get doubles she'll do some moronic rant about evil white male privilege
>>68218029
Site?
