Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of /pol/ ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
>>68196218
It's true. Humanity does not live in Australia.
>>68196652
Yo Aus Fags, why don't you guys kill all of the salties makes me afraid to go to Australia...
well, i for one, mostly enjoy aussie posts.
>>68197222
Because then you'd come here. The idea is to stay away, but not because we're full.
>>68196218
Aussies are really funny!
In my sad life only an Aussie can make me life!
>>68197533
laugh*
Aussie shitposting is entertaining. Unlike Canadian shitposting.
>>68197491
I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that I appreciate Australians and your contributions.
>>68196218
Cheers m8, you're not wrong, we're struggling down under.
>>68199080
Aussies are the greatest in the world desu.
Only thing is they are guncucks,seriously my wifes dad just went to Walmart and bought a .45 and can open carry it without a licence in his state (Missoula).
>>68199424
Its a shit fight down here m8, saving all my shekels so I can move to the country. In the process of getting my gun license, expecting it back in 4 weeks
>sighs
>>68199599
Are Aussie gun laws state by state?
>>68199686
they are federal
>>68199686
All states have subscribed to the National Firearm Agreement and then each state has their own regulations, basically the only people who can get them easily are bikies and criminals.
>>68196218
Nice political discussion faggot.
Ignore this reply
>>68200031
nice drive-by shitposting technique, ive seen your handiwork 3 times scrolling the first page
>>68200133
Noice dubs
Ask an Australian living in Melbourne anything
Fuck up, cunt.
>>68196218
Old copypasta is old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk
piss m8
Are there gingers in Aussieland?
>>68196218
>tfw i really am depressed
t-thanks for cheering me up amerim8
Honestly most australian shitposts are painfully unfunny, tryhard, entry level/low hanging fruit bantz("hurr Indian toilets are the cleanest in the world") or all 3. I notice people replying to these unfunny posts with "god dammit australia" or whatever and I guarantee they wouldn't if it was another flag posting it, just because they want to fit in with the "australian bantz" meme they egg them on.
pls die
>>68201060
god dammit america
>>68201060
b-but muh bantz
>>68200999
Those trips should cheer you up even more
>>68201060
But... Canadians are worse, as OP stated.
>>68200812
It's been 5 minutes. Are you still alive
>>68201128
Don't listen to him bro. Your posts are funny and you guys are among the smartest nationalities on this board :) Also Vegemite is delicious I eat it almost everyday.
>>68196218
KRAAWWWW KRAWWWW KRAAWWWWWW KILLLL THE MUDMEN KRAWWWWW
>>68196218
Fuck off, I love the Aussies, those bogans bring me happiness.
Someone needs to make an aussie version.
>>68196218
Natural selection bitch. We export cheaper bants at half the quality and quadruple the quantity. Aussie were too busy with cuck posts while we were actually cucking this board.
>>68201301
The pepes should be spurdos
>>68201352
>this is what weedleeaves actually believe
>>68201207
I'd place them both on the same level. Unfunny shitposters with an unwarranted sense of superiority.
>>68201301
I think there may be a correlation between depression and the production of dank memes
>>68201532
There was a legit study done on this
http://unleashedreality.com/ironic-memes-and-depression/
>>68200971
I NEED A QT LIKE THIS
if they are i'm going there even if its full, throw your spiders and dingo's, they wont stop me.
>>68201600
>Chicago University of Understanding Cultural Knowledge (KEK)
>>68201301
Finns are antisocial and live in the dark one of the only reasons why they kill themselves.
>>68197491
But Vegemite isn't a food it's a spread/topping
>>68201733
HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THAT IT STANDS FOR CUUCK
>>68196218
Aussies are always amusing. As for vegemite, even jew crackers are better.
>>68201060
Why are you so upset about it
>>68197703
this desu
>>68201600
>you either have too choose between a semi-depressed normie or one foot in the grave dank memer
We were all fucked from the start
>>68201733
Praise kek
>>68202043
I'm having a cup of coffee with you right now you faceless clapping blob. There's worse places to be than this hell.
