>Delegates The Lion: 696 / The Liar: 425 / The Who: 144
Black Supporter had Enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vqw5566wnQ
Police officer Brandon Tatum talks about his experience at the Donald Trump rally in Tucson, AZ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6jHad-XG0
Trump for Asimov Dweebs:
https://borg.moe/cant-fool-the-mule.html
>Delegates Big Don: 696/Zodiac Killer: 424/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
INTERVIEWS
>ABC This Week 3/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJWN0v5LPcM
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJvfbs6u-6Y
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>AIDS Skrillex vs. Reagan
https://twitter.com/CantStumpTrump1/status/711295388335149056/video/1
>Arizona rally goer/protester says “Fuck her right in the pussy” live on CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9AcnJheKc
>Aids Skrillex: My Mom Loves My Music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H0SzSjkvcg
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
AWOOOOVEMENT
ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED NOT TERRITORIES
TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida (100%)
3. Illinois (78%)
4. Alabama (72%)
5. Missouri (71%)
6. Mississippi (63%)
7. Hawaii (58%)
8. Tennessee/Georgia (57%)
10. Massachussets (52%)
11. Vermont (50%)
12. New Hampshire (48%)
13. Nevada (47%)
14. Michigan/North Carolina (42%)
16. Arkansas/Louisiana (40%)
18. Kentucky (37%)
19. Virginia (35%)
North Dakota (via straw poll)
Arizona (pending)
TOP FENCE RIDERS
1. Alaska (50%)
TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio (0%)
2. Wyoming (8%)
3. Minnesota (21%)
4. Iowa/Kansas (23%)
6. Oklahoma (30%)
7. Texas (31%)
8. Idaho (38%)
9. Maine (39%)
Utah (pending)
STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida (99)
2. South Carolina (50)
3. Texas (48)
4. Georgia (43)
5. Alabama (36)
6. Tennessee (33)
7. North Carolina (30)
8. Mississippi/Michigan (25)
10. Massachussets (22)
11. Louisiana (18)
12. Virginia/Kentucky (17)
14. Arkansas (16)
15. Nevada/Alaska (14)
17. Oklahoma (13)
18. Idaho (12)
19. New Hampshire/Hawaii (11)
21. Maine/Kansas (9)
23. Vermont/Minnesota (8)
25. Iowa (7)
26. Wyoming (1)
27. Washington D.C./Ohio (0)
CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS
Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU
Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA
"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc
John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
Bernie "Cuck Shed" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AWbgkRpYwc
>>68143512
ROLL FOR VP BOYS
>>68142538
Yeah no shit everyone is not equal. There are 330 million people in America and it is impossible to meet the needs of all. If you try to please everyone you please no one, so you just do the best you can. Democrats method is to ignore the majority and just focus on helping (pandering to) the minorities while not really doing anything.
>>68143512
Hot n fresh. Get em here.
Future Anon here. Wanted to read an excerpt from Barron's latest biography, Our President, My Father by Barron Trump.
This one is a little more personal and is not as daunting as the 700 page, War of Eagles: The Siege At Rio Grande.
'... that evening the dream. My father stood against a coral sky. Beyond him, a deep ravine, desert, dust, and banners of an approaching enemy.
His hair was much longer and flared across the heavy gold epaulets that capped his broad shoulders. I wanted to see him so very badly but he would not turn. As the thought entered my head so did his booming voice.
"Sacrifice. Understand Barron, our sacrifice is what separates us from these mindless animals. It makes men do great things in moments of great peril. Barron, Barron."
I opened my eyes and my father was smiling. I couldn't help but grab hold of him tight.
"Do you remember what I used to say to you when you were only a baby?"
I held him tighter, and did not answer for fear I might start crying, still remembering the dream.
"I used to say. 'I love you more than all the lousy money in the world.' Happy Birthday, Barron."
Oi lads.
It's Megyn cuck time.
would you?
Dunno how you guys feel about it, but I enjoy how the Don takes personal vendettas so seriously.
If you betray him, he never forgives you.
>>68143618
raulz
>>68143646
cool pali
>>68143618
Well that's pretty biased
Any chance of Trump pulling through in Utah? If not realistically what will the percentages be?
>>68143618
rolling!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjFbBUMYV9M
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
>>68143618
rell xd
You call those dubs OP? Check these
/r/ing those photoshops of news segments with donald trump as the president.
I live in Utah and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the state, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.
I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall Utah has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even use the internet.
I swear to you on my life that Utah is the one state you don't have to worry about in this coming election.
Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.
America will be GREAT AGAIN!
>>68143618
also by the way
>no Hulk Hogan
>>68143739
chances are the same Rubio had in taking Florida back
Kek my dubs
>>68143739
nobody lives in utah its irrelevant
So that Michelle Fields story died pretty quickly, didn't it?
Show liberals that this is true patriotism and revolutionary
UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
>UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
>UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
>UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
>UNSOVIET THE SOVIETS!!!!
>>68143704
That was confirmed by Don Jr and Ivanka on a Howard Stern interview. Once you betray him, there is no going back.
>>68143701
no
stop posting this degenerate
>>68143704
He's right. The left has made it where you can't criticize a woman anymore. She does nothing but talk shit about Trump for months and he says something back and is slammed for it.
>>68143822
Kekd
>>68143739
Rato is expected to turn it into a WTA state. Cucksich and the Don won't be able to get enough points to stop that faggot.
>>68143618
Hitler please.
>>68143822
praise
>>68143837
Now they're claiming Corey grabbed some guy's collar at Tucson.
This is going to be even less successful than before.
>>68143867
better?
>>68143512
Eric really has a Bateman vibe going on. I can imagine him strangling a homeless man for a full body orgasm
>>68143837
Media made the media mistake and over reported on the false story and ended up cucking themselves
>>68143838
DEY CAN'T TAKE DAT LEFT HAND
>>68143512
New theme for Donald Trump
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
Rate it /pol/
>>68143822
PRAISE KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC_AgTqFM-Q
>>68143618
Dubs Get
>>68143649
barron isnt gonna be a fag
>>68143982
Hulkster/10
alternatively
115000000/10
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>68143701
The MAGA makes up for the tats and the probelm hair.
It's like how Jesus forgives murderers.
>>68143822
praise kek
>>68143837
Clearly it's because the media is in the palm of Trump because they want a weak candidate to run against Hillary instead of an anti-establishment candidate like cruz blah blah cruzmissle
When is the next debate?
>>68143969
noice
They think fighting is just for brutal morons but it is merely the poetry of intelligence written in the language of reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu7g1kYKx7E&feature=youtu.be&t=11664
What is this song?
>>68143448
he's trying so hard to make something new
it fucking breaks my heart every time he gets knocked down like that...
but I have faith that he'll learn from every failure and help MAGA
>>68143671
It makes sense to me that man has affected the atmosphere.
It seems pretty obvious, and I don't particularly think it benefits any group to make that sort of thing up.
I think Democrats have used it to their advantage, but correlation does not imply causation.
I don't tend to believe conspiracy theories.
>>68144021
I like how he answers his own questions.
>>68143905
Big Don will get his 20 delegates. Mark this post.
>mfw
>>68144021
Do you think Megyn Kelly has a degradation fetish and secretly masturbates to these tweets?
>>68143618
Hoping to cancel out the Webabies
>>68143684
Good shit.
>>68143753
So guys how is Trump doing delegates wise? Is Utah winner take all or can he lose it to Rato and still get a good amount of delegates?
>BREAKING NEWS: Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush found dead in his Florida home. Cause of death unknown
UH OH
>>68143969
>that fucking majesty
wow
>>68144063
Never.
You mother fuckers....
It's BARRON'S BIRTHDAY, and you are all posting about politics.
Hes a child for fuck sake... Can't we have one day wehre we arent freaking out about election bullshit and just give some attention BARRON for a little while? And yet there is barely ANY talk of Barron to be found here?
Im so sick of this board neglecting the best Trump son
ITS HIS BIRTHDAY ANON
>>68143739
NO chance, the vote is digital and the company, Smartmatic Group, supplying the software is owned by a Soros affiliate.
Even the poll released yesterday has the Emperor behind Katsick to make the rig more believable.
it's ALREADY been rigged.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/20/soros-board-member-chairs-firm-running-online-balloting-for-tuesdays-utah-caucuses/
>>68144170
NO SORROW FOR SORROS
>>68144135
>Dr Carson, I'm MAGA
>>68144170
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
>>68143187
>Can somebody perhaps assuage my doubts?
He's made it clear that he was sarcastic about "global warming/climate change is a chinese hoax".
He clarified that he was critical of the Dem's narrative in that if it was the #1 problem out there then why did they agree to allow China, one of the worst polluters around, to wait 30+ years before cleaning up their act but you guys have to do it right away?
Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCLJGb9XcM
>>68144146
>>68144180
>willnotevengoogle/10
By the way, did we ever dedicated a General to Based Lexi, who sang the national anthem at Trump's Thursday night rally in Utah
Black cop tells the TRUTH about Trump rallies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Bt6b8PPP0
>>68143796
Doesn't matter, see...>>68144242
you're vote is going to rigged...FACT
https://soundcloud.com/user-679494340/safe-space-sally-be-yourself
please like and share fampais
>>68144343
BASED
>>68144146
>reddit trying to be HIGH ENERGY
>>68144020
kek
it still makes me chuckle that the average donation to bernie is 27 dollars which is 100 shekels
>>68143618
Bring on Hitler.
>>68143577
>dub edition
>>68144170
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
>>68144021
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>68144146
What a sad collection of people.
>>68144372
Prettty gud.
>>68144091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcS0aYJ2a8
>>68144163
>degradation fetish
deep down inside all women want to be put in their place
Can anyone defend him making fun of the retard reporter or saying that he loves the poorly educated?
With the reporter he did the whole retard hand thing and said "you should have seen this guy".
>>68144541
>>68144601
BOZ N HERZ YOU'RE MINE
>>68144176
It's only WTA if someone gets over 50%, which may be avoidable as long as Soros and Friends don't fraud the online voting too much (which they will.)
But as long as he's below 50%, he can still get some delegates there.
>>68144582
Thanks, it was killing me, because I know the song, just wasn't able to remember it.
>>68144284
So basically he's saying:
>it's a problem, but we have to fix some more important things first
>part of it is manmade, but it's been overhyped by the democrats for the purpose of fear mongering
He doesn't have to buy into the "hype" of it just so long as it's on his list of things to take care of.
You feel me?
It's a very important issue to me personally, and I hope he'll continue to allow his understanding of it to evolve/mature as he has done on several other issues.
One of things I love about Donald is that he does change his mind on things. He lets himself grow that way.
>>68144452
THE BODY VENTURA BABY TRIPS!!!
>>68144655
reddit pls go
What the fuck is a "Zodiac Killer" anyway?
>>68144655
>making fun of the retard reporter
>unironically believing this happened
Here is a updated video by a hispanic Trump supporter:
https://youtu.be/fRb449BPhz4
Making fun of retard reporter, not really. With saying he loves the poorly educated, I think he means he has compassion for them and wants them to be able to still live comfortably.
>>68144655
>Can anyone defend him making fun of the retard reporter
Who cares?
>he loves the poorly educated
AKA the under-indoctrinated.
>>68144343
dis nigga taking video in his bathroom?
It's aight. Props for speaking his mind and putting it on the interbuttz.
>>68144510
>1049 delegates still open
>Kasich only has 143
>needs 1237 to be nominated
Why is this kike still running?
>>68144737
Serial killer here in America back in the 70s that they never caught.
>>68144655
>saying that he loves the poorly educated?
I don't understand why this would be attacked by anybody.
Poorly educated doesn't have to mean implicitly unintelligent (and ditto for the inverse).
Even if it did, to judge him for loving a group like that is pretty insensitive of you. :^)
>>68144170
NO SORROW FOR SORROS
>>68144343
This guy is based
Where do niggers go wrong?
>>68144021
I've never wanted a man to be president so much before.
It's like every other politician is afraid of having a spine.
>>68143618
Nah, it's Webb guys, get over it already.
>>68144805
To try and force a convention. It's the only way the GOP thinks they can stop trump.
>>68144805
brokered convention hopes
>>68144805
Same as Cruz; he's hoping to steal the nomination at a brokered convention.
>>68144655
>retards are people
Bad meme, to be desu. Also a very poor use of dubs.
>>68144655
>how do we reach out to poor people and the poorly educated?
>i know we'll make fun of them!
>how do we fight for the rights of autistic people
>i know we'll make fun of them!
>how do we help our black friends!
>i know we'll call them uncle toms for not supporting our bernout!
>>68144655
>"I only love the rich 1%, everyone else can go to hell"
Such is the thought process of your average Bernie Sanders supporter.
>>68144311
checked
>>68144805
Because if it goes brokered he's in Soros' pocket and knows he'll get the nomination
>>68144655
>defend him saying that he loves the poorly educated
Why? Are you implying that only people with college degrees deserve love? Shame on you
>>68144859
I'm not sure I trust you
>>68143822
PRAISE KEK
>>68144859
>spiderposter
>Webb
>>68144723
No problem my Hungarian friend. MAGA!
>>68144859
>spider
>webb
are we gonna do the Apprentice live stream anytime soon?
shit was comfy af.
>>68144815
Ah thanks, why is Cruz being called a liar though?
What did he lie about?
>>68144859
>webb
OH FUCK
>>68144859
>WEBB
A LIKELY STOREY SPIDEY
>>68144987
I went in their last night and it was empty as fuck
>>68144503
>>68144541
>>68144601
no one cares about your gay erp chat logs
>>68143618
Sleepy doctor
facebook.com
/julian.shoeslur/
videos/1
0204391576149320/
What the fuck?
>>68143684
Megyn be like
"he stalking me and sheit"
>>68144737
This guy
>>68144716
If Trump doesn't win any delegates at all in Utah is he still able to get the 1237 delegates he needs?
>>68144859
you think? i just made it for fun lol. i'm not genuinely in hands of knowledge as to why he'd choose webb though could you explain? is he anti kike?
>>68144744
I bet the tall one is a fun fuck
>>68145103
The kid got charged for wreckless driving
>>68145051
when i was there for the first time on Friday it had like 20 people, it was nice though.
there will probably be more people on the 22nd since its the primary.
>>68144767
I don't care that he did it. It's just a bit juvenile for someone who wants to be president. But then again, Canada will still always have us beat
.>>68144741
All I've seen is the picture of the reporter with the crooked hand and Trump doing the same thing. And an article saying Trump never saw him, while the reporter said he has been in Trump's office before for shit. Just wondering about it.
>>68144996
>What did he lie about?
What hasn't he lied about, really?
But the most obvious examples are his lie about always being against illegal immigration, his lie about the media "sitting" on anti-Trump stories, the existence of "secret tapes" the NYT has of Trump admitting he's a liar, and what he did to Ben Carson in Iowa.
>>68143684
>tfw megyn is one alimony and quarterly viewership report away from becoming the female Frasier
JUST
U
S
T
>>68144851
>>68144859
>spider
>webb
>>68144737
A Sanders.
>>68144805
It's no secret anymore: the establishment is desperate to force a brokered convention.
Establishment-Republicans are in bed with Establishment-Democrats. The more they show their fangs, the more obvious it becomes.
If Trump hasn't already sealed the nomination by June, then California decides all. With Rubio out, California is guaranteed Trump. It's going to be the decisive finishing blow, after the establishment has completely outed themselves and attacked the grass roots with physical force.
If 2016 comes and goes without multiple DC officials being arrested for corruption, then go ahead assume this isn't the change we're looking for. But this year got me excited about politics again, after being jaded and cynical for decades.
Can someone redpill me on jim webb?
>>68144655
The fact that caring about the poorly educated of our country is somehow a point for leftists to laugh at Trump is the clearest sign yet of how insane and out-of-touch of a minority the American Left is.
>>68145154
Yes, definitely. Most predictions aren't assuming he gets any there now.
>>68144223
>you will never be Barron Trump
>you will never fondle Melania as she tucks you in to sleep in a 200 square foot marble room in Trump tower
>you will never have Donald read you a good night tale
>you will never sleepily hear Donald assure you that he will make this country great again
Why even live?
>>68145205
FUCKING GODDAMMIT
OBVIOUSLY I MEANT "THERE"
HOLY PISS BALL FUCK SHOO MAGEE AND HIS TYPOS THREE
jesus christ almighty do I hate typos.
hopefully we can get more people on board.
I do enjoy myself a nice comfy stream and chat
>>68145264
The Don will also have NJ on that day to lend him a helping hand.
>>68145298
hes a spider that killed a lot of gooks
>>68144919
Well the term is usually associated with, or used to describe people in a negative way.
Like a news reporter describing an attack on a police station as brave or courageous or whatever the fuck that was a while back.
>>68145103
>first post "Anon just went viral running over campaign signs!"
>Second post "Free my nigga julian"
pottery
>>68144851
>>68144859
>spider
>Webb
>>68145298
He's Ron Paul 3.0
Another meme destined to fail like the past two versions.
DEFEND THIS DRUMPFTARDS
I AM NOW A KASICH KUCK
>>68145347
i didn't ask for this feel anon
>>68145298
His nickname is "shredding vagina in french indochina"
All you really need to know about the man.
>>68143649
This is fucking amazing
kek
Megyn Kelly BTFO
>>68145329
Utah is a barren wasteland.
NOTICE THE PATTERN: anti-Trump shills keep acting like low-value states are the only states that matter. Ted Cruz won his home state; so did Walter fucking Mondale.
>>68145359
maybe this time we can watch redpilled movies.
>>68145486
are you implying that there is anything wrong in that picture?
>>68145486
This couldn't even happen. Why would Muslims even allowed outside?
>>68144850
He was probably raised in a two parent home
>>68145298
>>68145510
Who the hell is @gamzorz?
That sounds like the username of a cave-dwelling neckbeard from the turn of the century.
>>68145612
>>68144851
>spiderposter
>>68144859
>webb
Praise kek for meme magic.
>>68145486
I fucking love Zeppelins/Airships!
>>68144170
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
>>68145510
Srsly this feminjst cunt
has a sick obsession
with Don's dong
>>68143512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwAWesJNgoE
zum zum zum
>>68145689
Man's destiny is in the skies and beyond.
>>68144744
That retard make his own Donald Trump t-shirt with a sharpie because he didn't want to support all the Made In China MAGA swag?
>>68145486
>>68144859
Braise be to Kek.
Webb, spider. You can't write this stuff folks.
>>68145719
cheeky airstrip
2bfair tho what sane bitch dont want the don dong
>>68145530
I love Trump as much as the next guy but lets not pretend he is a 1,000 point ahead.
Every state matters, some more than others, sure.
Let's just not fall into this delusional pattern like we're Bernard Sanders supporters where we just keep shrugging off loss after loss saying "It's going to be okay, we have the next state in the bag, meme harder boys!".
We're in a lot of danger right now. Every state "no one cares about" brings Rapheal the cuckadian closer to 8, and presto, we've lost at a brokered convention.
Provided they don't just say fuck it change the rules.
>>68139954
Chokahontas works for Soros. BIG SURPRISE
haha
>>68145719
It will forever haunt her. She's ruined.
>>68145788
Actually MAGA clothing is made in the U.S. Knockoff versions are made in China.
>>68145657
The first thing I thought of was George Soros' original Jewish Hungarian name.
>>68143739
His recent performance in SLC was good. I intend to go out and vote for him. I've been driving around in my MAGA hat for days now as well. The stares I get are glorious.
>>68143822
PRAISE KEK
>>68145731
nie rozumiemy famm
>>68145731
>Soros
This guy is literal demon walking amongst men.
>>68145173
mah nigga
>>68145486
>KASICH KUCK
>>68143512
Thank you for your work op
>>68145510
How much more of this can she survive?
>>68145865
>Provided they don't just say fuck it change the rules.
This is way more likely than Trump not reaching the magic number.
>>68145975
I think she still has a little hair left in the back before she goes full Brittany
>>68145975
who is ben garrison anyway?
>>68145975
As much as she wants.
Did you see the priceless moment at the debate the other week when she just stopped and said, "Hi!" to Trump and he said, "Hi, darling. You're looking good tonight."?
She's Mika-wet over him.
>>68146089
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ben_Garrison
>>68146089
Political cartoonist.
>>68145930
Use them English subtitles on youtube senpai.
>>68145486
Explain to me what is wrong with America being like that. What do you think life is like for White Christians in the middle east. Do you think a white christian family can move into Iraq get a job and live a happy life?
>>68145788
A handmade shirt with "LEGAL IMMIGRANT FOR TRUMP" is way more powerful.
Trump's going to a big republican dinner, will Jeb! be there?
>>68146089
>Ben Garrison, on the other hand, holds back no punches. The prominent anti-Semitic political cartoonist, better known in skinhead circles by his nickname Zyklon Ben, has personally vowed to annihilate every kike, gook, spic, and spook under the banner of heaven—through pen or sword. Scholars from Tel-Aviv University's Center for Holocaust Studies have ominously described him as the most racist man in the universe, and the biggest existential threat to the Jews since Hitler.
>>68146089
The walking Holocaust
>>68144744
lmao, have you stormweenies never heard of internalised racism?
>>68145865
Well I don't know about the rest of you cuckolds but I'm gathering as many people as possible and rioting in government institutions in the name of Trump
>>68145865
Anon, everyone knew he was gonna lose Utah from the start, it's not like it's some turn of event. He had no chance. After steamrolling the last Super Tuesday, he basically has the nomination on lock, it's too late for Cruz, he will win maybe half-a-dozen states at most like Utah, South Dakota and Montana but that will be it.
>>68146215
haha nice man, his arts really good.
Comfy cat says Hi!
>>68146295
applied memetics plz go
>>68146275
>internalised racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM
>>68146089
Ben "Put a kike on a pike" Garrison
Found something maybe worth shooping
If Trump doesn't stop bullying Megyn Kelly, he's going to have to deal with me.
>>68146431
Your waifu is shit UKBro
>>68145298
Multiple awarded War Hero of the Vietnam War who makes air quotes with his hands when talking about Trump's supposed racism.
Thinks courting the white working class votes is what's most important right now, even pointed out how Appalachia is the poorest part of the US and how if you're white and poor you're effectively out of sight to both parties.
Has pretty much the exact same trade views and foreign policy as Trump.
Jacksonian Populist who was part of Reagan's government, in charge of the Navy under Reagan and stepped down when he wanted to cut it down. Went Republican until 2006 when he jumped ship over Bush Jr and the Iraq war.
When asked in the Dem debates about his greatest enemy he said "the guy who tried to kill him with a grenade in Vietnam but he's not around anymore so" (other Dems went on about muh climate change and GOP).
A rating with the NRA, more gun-friendly than 2/3rds than the GOP party.
Beloved Virginia senator who has a shitton of cred with blue collar people.
Really the only thing Reps can hold against him is that he isn't big on social conservatism.
>>68146431
I bet he's fucking trembling, Jeb
We are colonizing /b/ and converting these bernfags >>>/b/674952173
>>68145731
The truth about Trump's "illegal" polish workers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlH_QIb78x0
>>68146431
I would really like a fedora edit of someone saying "true conservatives defend women"
>>68146541
>/b/
who gives a shit
>>68146431
>>68146342
fuq cats
>>68146604
mainly teenfags go on that shithole so if we put trump in there face his word will spread even more
>>68146633
Do dogs purr? No? I didn't think so.
>>68145865
Well said, as Donald put it, even when you are winning pretend you are behind
>Select all images of bodies of water such as lakes or oceans
>click on 20 different bodies of water, takes me 3 minutes
>still incorrect
>>68145905
you could be right. he couldn't afford the official merch because illegals stole his job.
so instead of supporting china he made his own.
too bad the sharpie and white t were made in taiwan & bangladesh
>>68146576
Something like this?
GG has some good memes early on before liberals fagged it up.
>>68146625
is this real
>>68145298
Dixiecrat VA senator
good guy
>>68146750
Just switch back to legacy in 4chanX settings.
>>68146613
>>68146782
>on horse or afoot
>>68146700
no but they awoo
>>68146836
Yes, only at AIPAC though
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/17/politics/donald-trump-aipac-boycott-protest-rabbis-jewish-leaders/
>>68146541
It would be like colonizing Somalia.
>>68146681
/b/ is infested with leddit faggots and edgy leftists now who think they're badass for using 4chan.
Why do you insist on doing stupid shit?
>>68146750
>>68146909
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
I wrote this poem the day before Super Tuesday. Not that many people saw it so I thought I'd repost.
>>68143701
not even if there was a fire
>>68147103
>‘Twas the night of Super Tuesday, and all through the states,
>Americans tuned in, to hear news of their fates.
>The ballots had been cast, and double-counted with care,
>In hopes that Ted could beat the man with the hair.
>Ben Carson was nestled all snug in his bed,
>Visions of the White House long gone from his head.
>Jeb whined with eyes full of tears and pockets full of turtles,
>“Columba, it’s not fair! Who thought there’d be hurdles!?”
>“Ay Dios Mio, Jeb! I’m sick of your crap.
>You should’ve shared the guac recipe. Now please nap.”
>They rebooted Marco, and powered down his grin.
>“Let’s dispel with the fiction that you can still win.”
>“I was a prosecutor!” Christie shouted, mouth full of pie.
>“I hugged Obama, big deal, I’m still the tough guy!”
>Suddenly CNN flashed its obnoxious white banner.
>“Breaking News!” it exclaimed, in its typical manner.
>I grabbed the remote and pumped up the sound,
>And listened to Wolf Blitzer tell us all what he found.
>My eyes widened with anticipation,
>Surely we’d learned Cruz was best for our nation.
>Wolf’s white hair was messy, his nostrils were flared
>“America has spoken,” he said, “and a winner declared.”
>My heart sank, all hope was gone.
>It wasn’t Ted Cruz – It was the Don.
(1/6)
>>68147103
beautiful, anon
>>68146992
also to get butthurt from said edgy leftists aswell
>>68147142
>Why didn’t we stop these non-establishment players?
>I moaned and I bitched, and I cursed twelve betrayers:
>“Damn you, Colorado, and the weed you all blaze!
>Damn you, Tennessee, for the rest of your days!
>Damn you, Arkansas! Damn you, North Dakota!
>Damn you, Massachusetts! Damn you, Minnesota!
>Damn you Georgia, every city and town!
>Damn you Alabama, for supporting that clown!
>Damn you, Oklahoma, and your ugly panhandle!
>Damn you, Virginia, and your governor’s scandal!
>Damn you Alaska, and the caucus you host!
>Damn you Texas! Cruz needed you most!”
>My head in my hands, I contemplated their blunder
>When behind me came a voice, booming like thunder
>“My fellow American, there’s no need to frown
>I want to discuss things – come on, sit down.”
(2/6)
>>68143822
Praise Kek.
>>68146431
I bet she gets off to being bullied by Trump.
>dubs edition
check em
>>68147178
>I was flabbergasted – how on earth could it be,
>That of all his detractors, Trump chose me?
>His skin was tan, his hair was gold.
>Altogether, a glorious sight to behold.
>Most famous of all was the red cap he donned,
>Worn by so many who worshipped and fawned.
>Its color was bold, the phrase it bore, bolder,
>A fierce condemnation of our current officeholder.
> “First things first - are you just being petty?
>Tell me, my friend, I’m sure I’ve heard it already.
>Are you simply jealous of my incredible life?
>My fame, my fortune, my smoking hot wife?”
>"No, I'm just nervous,” I said, feeling faint.
> “Well then, I'm glad I heard your complaint.
>Tell me the truth,” Trump insisted.
>I feared what would come, had I resisted.
(3/6)
>>68147103
>>68147142
delete this
>>68146898
GLOBAL 15!
If you summon Barneyfag, I swear to God!