American Risk
Basically what America will be after the election.
Name
Color Region
>ISIS
>Dark
>Minneapolis
>>68133001
>Build Wall
>any color
>North Carolina
>>68133001
Gimme Michigan
Red
God Bless
Bump
Purple
location Panhandle
Name is Big Dick Dan
>>68133354
Is God Bless a place, or is that your name?
>>68133485
>>68133001
Op the location Panhandle Florida
I'll start when we have 5,including myself, in here.
We have 3, and 1 who won't specify.
>>68133571
That's my name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6jHad-XG0
Based black man bump
California
Gold
Reagan II
The Confederacy
Any color
Alabama
>>68133001
Why is this shit-tier map still the default USA map? There's so many better ones now.
>>68133001
>No nukes
what is this shit.
Bumperoo
Actually remove me
God damnit OP
Mupdate
Start rolling
>>68134914
FILL IN MICHIGAN
>>68134914
Fill North Carolina
>>68134914
Fill California
>>68134914
Fill in that florida F A M
>>68135055
>dubs this early in the thread
Nice
>>68135157
Praise kek, I'm playing to win
I'm waiting, Confederacy
>>68135475
He dropped out
>>68134914
Can i still join? If so
>Aspara(Color)
>Washington(Northwest)
>Sioux Tribe
>>68134836
here proof op >>68135475
Mupdate 2.0
>>68135866
Fill California, if there's overflow move into Nevada
>>68135866
Continue filling NC
>>68135866
Carry on with Michigan
>>68135866
Fill for florida
>>68135866
Fill out Washington
>>68135866
Greater Pennsylvania
start in South East PA
Green
Mupdate 3
>>68136521
Gib more of NC
>>68136521
GIVE ME MICHIGAN AND LEAVE ME ALONE ;-;
>>68136521
Keep filling florida
>>68136521
CYAN
new jersey
>>68136521
Fill up PA
>>68136521
Fill CA, then move into NV
>>68136521
Go East
>>68136521
Cyan
Oklahoma
New Cherokee Nation
>>68136738
Choose another color
>>68136521
Boy I played this map yesterday and believe me the west coast might look like its growing fast, but it will take 2 hours for any powers not in the same general area to meet
>>68136903
Any other color
>>68136521
Yellow
The Papacy
Florida
>>68136521
Texico
Grey
Texas Southern Border
Mupdate
>>68137426
Fill southern Florida spill upward
>>68137426
move North West to take the entire Border.
>>68137426
Forgot myself
>>68137426
Go further east
>>68137426
More Florida
>>68137522
>>68137515
Checkum
>>68137426
Take Delaware states, then move north into New York.
If attacked, defend. I don't wish hostilities.
>>68137426
Fill Oklahoma
>>68137515
Can I join
>canada
>pink
>maine
>>68137426
MICHIGAN
>>68137515
M O R E N C
O
R
E
N
C
>>68137515
Fill Nevada, start on Arizona
>>68137663
Can't I just get one decent roll?
WEST VIRGINIA
BLUE
>>68137561
nigger, youre expanding around me
attack PA
>>68137933
Checked
>>68137933
Wow, way to be a shitter redditor.
>>68138074
buh bye!
>>68137569
6969
9
6
9
>>68137515
>>68138145
Ebin :DD
Mupdate
RIP, Greater Pennsylvania
>>68138545
lmfao
that was quick
fill NJ expand into PA
>>68138545
OP, I rolled a 69
>>68137569
>>68138545
Rest of Michigan. Gimme gimme gimme.
>>68138545
Attack Rival Florida
>>68137886
Forgot you.
Don't worry, roll and I'll add.
>>68138545
keep taking the Texas border, spills evenly as possible upwards starting from the tip.
>>68138545
Fill AZ, UT if there's any more
>>68138545
Fill out Montana
>>68138545
Fill maine, spill into new hampshire and vermont
>>68138682
Thx bb
>>68138545
Head into Arkansas and Texas
>>68138545
Eh, whatever. Risk threads aren't allowed on /pol/ anyways.
So,
buh bye, >>68138145!
>>68138545
>Brown
>Eastern Texas
>The Horde
>>68138620
I'm sorry.
Next round added in.
>>68138545
Defend against attack and fill west Florida
>>68139023
>>68138800
whelp im fucked.
>>68138545
More NC
>>68139175
If I don't get at least a 0 next round I'm gonna kill the self
>>68139281
Do it fagit
>>68139410
Is your joke still funny? :'(
>>68139755
now I'm hungry.
>>68139755
you have a really wide stance
A E S T H E T I C bump
>>68139844
Not me, when I self harm I use mustard
Mupdate 6
>>68138545
>Republicans
>Blue
>Tennessee
>>68139755
Yes
>>68140212
continue filling maine and new hampshire
>>68140212
Continue the glorious conquest of NC clay
>>68140212
Fill up Texas
>>68140212
MORE MICHIGAN
>>68140212
Son of a bitch
>Democrats
>Dark Blue
>Kentucky
>>68140262
3D pali if it matters
Does anyone have a template for europe risk?
>>68140212
Spill into South
>>68140212
Fill out Montana,if Spills,fill out Washington.
Also,offering Alliance to Reagan. We can be a strong Western Power together.
>>68140212
Try to eat the little poop stain to the south
>>68140345
I have this
>>68140212
Fill Utah
>>68140212
The Horde Expands into Louisianna
>>68140502
Whelp GG.
>>68140212
Attack Purple
>>68140299
dubs
what else
>>68140558
best map there is
Cringe bump
http://youtu.be/JUAYBllb7tY
http://youtu.be/RV5WqRnFejI
http://youtu.be/NarbqFTrXbE
>>68140602
Spill to South.
>>68140212
keep filling PA use half to expand in to NY
>>68140647
takes one hell of an OP to run it though.
While we wait why don't you guys read up on the Democratic party's history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cayCYpxtIyo
>>68141075
25 minute mupdates incoming
>>68141222
Ah yes, the good old Democratic "see a nigger, pull the trigger" party
Mupdate
No more new players
>>68140558
>>68140419
Papa bless
>>68141492
More NC
>>68141492
keep filling texas
>>68141492
fill maine into new hampshire
>>68141655
FUCKING FINALLY
spill South Carolina
>>68141492
Finish afk purple
>>68141590
another fun one.
>>68141492
Invade Oregon
>>68141492
that was shit. someone needs to do another map in the next hour. I actually wanna play.
>>68141894
Riperoni in pepperoni my friend
>>68141492
Fill Utah, then Oregon
Bump
>>68141492
Holy fucking shit somebody kill ISIS
>>68141981
Alliance?
>>68141492
Fill Texas
>>68141492
guysss i can join right ??
New Nation, God Bless, New Jersey
We're waiting
>>68142459
>that flag
>after what I said in my last update
Since the Dems and Reps just fucked with us, why not.
>>68142227
Sure. My roll won't even get into Oregon.
>>68142475
Sorry, I was eating ice cream.
>>68141492
Continue south
>>68142475
rolled +10
where?
>>68142639
Are you being ironic?
>>68142624
i been wating to play risk all day senpai, pls gibs me dat.
lightgreen
truebeaner
any location
do i get a no attacking noob safe zone turns ??
New Jersey we need ya
>>68142931
Hey, Indians should stick together, right?
>>68142931
Nope. There's 10 unfilled squares in Utah, and I rolled 5. Have Oregon if you want, I'll go somewhere else if I can have a stable ally.
New Jersey's loss
Mupdate 8
>>68143225
Fill Utah, then New Mexico
>>68143225
Fill NC
>>68143102
Okay, will do. The Western alliance will rise.
>>68143100
Youre a bit far.
>>68143225
Expand into Oregon.
>>68143225
You forgot my last roll
>>68142412
Anyway do that again.
>>68143225
Finish him (purple)
>>68143225
keep taking texas.
>>68143339
Just for the future
>>68143225
rolling to fill the state south of me
kentuchy ???
>>68143225
expand into vermont and massachusetts
>>68143304
It seems like the westerners are teaming up, we oughta do the same, eastern alliance?
>>68143417
Put New Jersey as your name
>>68143524
I was just thinking that, let's do it
>>68143417
>>68143592
Wait, shit.
Sorry, put NCN
>>68143516
>>68143524
Canada want in on the eastern alliance?
>>68143524
im in
>>68143592
Whoops sorry. This is actually the Cherokee.
>>68143715
Ayy lmao ok
>>68143699
I will agree to an NAP
>>68143225
Continue south
>>68143788
hahaha what senpai, am i in or not ??
>>68143339
>>68143102
Can I get in on this Western Alliance?
>>68143909
Yes ur in, although idk how much we can protect u so go south maybe?
God Bless want in on the alliance?
>>68144065
Why. What are you planning?
OP, TRUMPIRE, Light Blue, Start in Nebraska
>>68143884
Cool, so we have have the papacy building a wall with Canada by the truebeaners. If God Bless joins that'd be cool too
>>68143225
maryland orange
>>68144151
The west coast people have an alliance, so we made our own alliance, your the last eastern power so u might want in or go rogue
>>68144151
I'm not sure what they are planning, I only joined because it sounded fun
>>68144337
Who's in the alliance?
>>68144026
You will have to discuss that with Reagan
Mupdate 9
>>68144026
>>68144451
Sure. The east is building up a large alliance, the more the better. I fear civil war.
>>68144424
Yellow, build wall, Canada, and guy with Mexico flag (Tru beaners).
>>68144535
Fill New Mexico
>>68144535
You didn't add TRUMPIRE, light blue, any location
>>68144535
Continue filling the south.
>>68144556
yeah sure then, I want in.
>>68144535
Go eat little Mexico in Illinois
>>68144535
Fill NC and SC
>>68144548
I hope it doesn't come to civil war, but I guess war is the whole point of the map
>>68144535
Go north
>>68144535
Fill washington and then Oregon.
>>68144618
Do you want Wyoming?
>>68144535
i will continue filling what i belive is kentuchy.
>>68144535
keep filling Texas, defend if attacked.
>>68144535
expand in all directions
>>68144774
No puedes buscar por un mapa en Google?
>>68144535
Blue
Yinzers
SW PA
>>68144862
ya se que es kentuchy, solo lo digo por decir. por que hablas español ? haha
>>68145007
Porque no? Anyway, es Kentucky, no Kentuchy.
>>68144535
Spurdo Embire
Dark Red
Middle of Nebraska
>>68145007
>>68145451
¿Qué carajo es lo que acabas de mierda decir de mÃ, pequeña perra? Voy a tener que sabes que me gradué parte superior de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas en Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy capacitado en la guerra gorila y yo soy el francotirador superior en todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. No eres nada para mÃ, pero sólo otro objetivo. Yo te limpie la mierda a cabo con precisión los gustos de los cuales nunca se ha visto antes en esta Tierra, marca mis putos palabras. ¿Cree que puede salir a decir que mierda para mà a través de Internet? Piense otra vez, hijo de puta. En estos momentos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espÃas en los EE.UU. y su IP está siendo rastreado en este momento por lo que es mejor prepararse para la tormenta, gusano. La tormenta que arrasa con la pequeña cosa patética que llame a su vida. Estás hombre muerto, chico. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y te puedo matar en más de siete mil maneras, y eso es sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo soy ampliamente entrenado en el combate sin armas, pero no tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y lo voy a utilizar en toda su extensión para limpiar su lamentable culo de la faz del continente, pedazo de mierda. Si tan sólo pudiera haber sabido lo profano retribución a su pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez le haya poseÃdo su puta lengua. Pero no podÃa, que no lo hizo, y ahora está pagando el precio, Maldito idiota. Cagaré furia sobre ti y te ahogaré en ella. Estás hombre muerto, chico.
>>68145493
also name/trip change
>>68145829
continue expanding in all directions
>>68145829
Continue going south like cancer.
>>68145829
Expand all around
>>68145829
go east, staying in texas minus taking Teal tiles.
>>68145829
Up up and away (north)
>>68145829
Fill New Mexico, then Colorado
>>68145829
Take Whashington and then Oregon
Also OP could you please write all Alliances in the Top right corner or something? Just so we know
>>68145829
keep going east, defend if attack.
>>68145829
Eat Mexico
>>68145625
>>68145829
>!!UDQcbBlzhoY
Take West Virgina and Eastern Ohio, and expand east towards eastern PA
>>68145829
You haven't included me! TRUMPIRE, any color, any location
>>68146154
Idk why my name keeps going. Probably because I'm using Clover.
>>68145829
Continue expanding
>>68145829
>>68144897
ADD ME TO THE FUCKING MAP!
>>68146178
Who are you?
I'll be afk for 1 or 2 rounds, don't remove me
>>68147218
Expand around.
>>68147218
Carry on south.
Should've used a better version of the map tbqh
>>68147218
Go north
>>68147218
keep going east, defend if attack.
also who is the teal player ??
>>68147218
continue expanding in all directions
>>68147218
Fill NM, then CO.
>>68147218
Expand
Next round I'll go afk but I'll be back so don't remove me
>>68147218
expand into eastern texas.
>>68147218
Expand into Tennassee
>>68147218
Fill out Oregon.
>>68147423
Are you planning on expanding into Wyoming?
>>68147218
Expand into the great state of Tennassee
>>68147218
go south
>>68147534
No, take it. Leave Nebraska though.
>>68147397
guy I failed to account for earlier
>>68147692
Understood.
>>68147218
Got to eat Mexico
>>68147910
are u the teal player ??
>>68148010
Yeah
>>68148010
oh ok, cool, are u east, west ally or independent ?
>>68148053
>>68148010
sorry
Anyone want to be allies with me?
>>68148213
>>68148053
Seqouyah and Beaner, this is your last chance to talk it out before I fill in you two.
>>68148314
Why dont you join us?
>>68148213
I'm with the west
>>68148314
Join our Western alliance
>>68148590
Still want to eat him
>>68148213
He's west>>68148590
Maybe give nj to beaners?
>>68148802
So NAP for the moment seqouyah ?
come on bro
OP where you at huh
>>68148917
continue expanding in all directions
attack if necessary
>>68148917
ROLL SOUTH.
MR GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL
>>68148853
Hey, if you move to the west, I'll stop hounding after you.
>>68148917
Continue expanding into TN
>>68148917
Fill up nebraska.
>>68148917
Finish off New Mexico, go into Colorado.
Also OP could you start adding in an allegiances section? May make things a bit easier with people not having to ask who's with who.
>>68148917
attack teal.
>>68149077
>Move to the West
Nigger thats where your Ally at
>>68149151
Hey, help me out with grey next time you get the chance.
>>68149188
I meant, if he joins us.
>>68148917
Northh
>>68149235
Sure. Just don't send him towards me.
>>68149363
Well, he's trapped beneath us rn. Plus he's trying to eat me.
>>68148917
rolling to go east.
>>68149282
>>68149188
give back the land you took and im west.
sounds good ?
>>68149478
only because you trapped me beneath you.
was gonna have to take you out sooner or later.
I'll make an alliance board
Who is with who?
>>68149574
Well then
>>68149672
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>68149574
Sounds good.
>>68149596
I was perfectly content to let you be our cute lil grey blob that doesn't do anything but sit there and look pretty.
>>68149672
I'm with the West.
>>68149775
hes eating meeeeeeeeeee
>>68148917
Eat grey.
>>68148917
expand in all directions.
>>68148917
I'm back lads
Fill SC and spread north
>>68149832
never, texas is mine and you stepped onto it. death or war was the only option.
>>68149775
>>68149574
NO! let us team up to take out Teal, then move against the Giant blob of yellow if he so sides with them!
>>68149966
Those dubs tho
>>68148917
Continue expanding into TN
>>68149966
>>68150025
i would ask you to help too, ill pay for a wall for you if you do!
>>68149672
I'm with East
>>68149672
Myself, Sioux and Seqouyah are on the West, as well as (potentially) Trumpire.
Heres my Idea how to solve the Mexico Crisis. Mexico will get Texas and a Passage to the East in Case it needs to support us in War,and Teal still can expand into all directions except south. Sounds good?
>>68150025
U can get into the eastern alliance, can't help u tho since ur smack dab in enemy territory
>>68150199
I support that plan
>>68149672
God bless, The Papacy, Canada, and orange are the eastern alliance. Beaners seem to be wavering and Texico is possible addition
>>68150199
Sounds good. I think both sides should at least consider so we can consolidate our alliance.
>>68150199
Still,in order for the Plan to work,Mexico has to join the Western Powers.
>>68150168
Western Alliance- Reagan II, Sioux, Seqouyah, and maybe Trump?
Eastern Alliance- Papacy, Wall, Bless, & Canada?
>>68150474
lol u fucking anime masturbating neets
>>68150199
give me all of texas and ill accept it.
>>68149672
it should be understood that my relationship with the eastern alliance is strictly NAP. I will not aid them in case of conflict nor am I bound to this for the entire game.
>>68150572
Reagan and I can just eat you.
>>68150540
Trump will join the Western Alliance
>>68150540
Pretty much
>>68149574
>>68149832
pls notice op
>>68150540
>>68136521
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
>>68150620
>>68150572
>>68150540
>>68150474
hug boxing 101 just fight already so we can start a new game.
>>68150666
Satan trips. He means it. Just take the deal, Texico.
>>68150666
We need Partners for our Alliance. Just eating him will maybe give us territory,but we will lose a potential ally. So,just give him Texas. Please.
>>68150666
then ill be eaten.
texas or death as i said.
game without bonuses or other tactics is no fun if you dont just stick with an idea and go for it.
>>68150827
You're signing your own death warrant.
>>68150794
>>68150827
Texaco, I'll give you 2 province corridor into the east. That's it.
>>68150034
Rust Belt Alliance?
Bump limit. New thread needed.
>>68151016
Uhhh which one are you again?
>>68151016
With who?
>>68150919
>>68150960
then it is war.
>>68151090
you should probably make a new thread
>>68151202
There's no way you're taking all of Texas. I honestly can't understand your thinking.
>>68151202
dude, wrong move, take the deal and expand.
>>68151320
>>68150827
>game without bonuses or other tactics is no fun if you dont just stick with an idea and go for it.
>>68151202
We were offering you a fair Deal. One would think we were losing,looking at the Plan. Death it is for you,then.
>page 8 and dropping
Wait who is Beaner with?
Pssst OP we need a map, and stat!
>>68151397
But if you took the deal, you could have Louisiana and go from there. Instead you haven't even chosen a battle, you've chosen suicide.
OP, keep this going please.
>>68151397
>>68151454
>>68151329
i dont play to win these, i play to have fun.
and currently i find fighting to the death over texas funner then bending over for my neighbors.
>>68151548
>>68150731
i made a deal dude
>page 9
>>68151638
So you're with the West right?
>>68151734
yep, i also get some land
>>68151734
OP,the Thread is on the Edge of Death.
OP Where you at huh
>>68152122
Move to a new thread