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In the Hall of the Trumpen King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyRIgPImOY [Embed]
Trump for Asimov Dweebs:
https://borg.moe/cant-fool-the-mule.html
>Delegates Big Don: 696/Zodiac Killer: 424/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Tuscon, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
>Rally Phoenix, AZ 3/19/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
>TH Hickory, NC 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOlpRxtIB4
>TH Tampa, FL 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VVTbiEnXno
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJvfbs6u-6Y
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump’s Bizarre Presidential Campaign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0o9sgZZtgk
>AIDS Skrillex vs. Reagan
https://twitter.com/CantStumpTrump1/status/711295388335149056/video/1
>Arizona rally goer/protester says “Fuck her right in the pussy” live on CNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv9AcnJheKc
>trump.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBVk_NtOVSI
>Aids Skrillex: My Mom Loves My Music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H0SzSjkvcg
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
FUCK:
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/20/soros-board-member-chairs-firm-running-online-balloting-for-tuesdays-utah-caucuses/
Trump gives me hope for the future.
>>68128020
is that the state of Arizona cumming because Donald is near?
MAGA
>>68127965
So Tuesday it's just Arizona and Utah.
Any chance of squeezing a victory out of the Mormons and fucking Cruz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6jHad-XG0
Trump would rightly be prosecuted for hate crimes in enlightened countries like Europe.
When is America going to catch up to the enlightened world?
>ABC Interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJWN0v5LPcM
>>68128167
Cruz will hit the 50% ceiling and take all the delegates, unfortunately.
>>68128085
Yes for 2 hours straight.
Really at fountain hills they have that and it runs every hour for 15 minutes. It used to be the biggest fountain in the world. They ran it nonstop when he was there.
>>68127965
#FREETHENIPPLE
Jeb will endorse Donald Trump tomorrow
>>68128066
>voting online
into the bin it literally goes
What do you think Donald is doing right now?
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/20/soros-board-member-chairs-firm-running-online-balloting-for-tuesdays-utah-caucuses/
>Soros Board Member Chairs Firm Running Online Voting for Tuesday’s Utah Caucuses
Soros is planning massive Anti-Trump protests across the East Coast
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/16/democracy-spring-thousands-to-participate-in-large/
‘Democracy Spring’ MARCH: APRIL 2-11. SIT IN: APRIL 11-18.
http://www.democracyspring.org/
Analysis: https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1458395118075.png
https://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f
TOP CONTRIBUTORS FOR HILLARY CLINTON
Soros Fund Management: TOTAL $7,037,800
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
>Wikileaks Hillary Clinton Email Archive
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/24651
>Proof Soros was directly instructing Clinton on what to do as Secretary State.
https://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=2016&id=N00009778&type=f
Top contributors for John Kasich page
Soros Fund Management: Total $202,700
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/13/moveonorg-raising-funds-from-trump-protests-warns-/
>Moveon.Org raising funds from Trump protests, warns more disruptions to come
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-03-15/soros-alarmed-by-trump-pours-money-into-2016-race
>Soros, Alarmed by Trump, Pours Money into 2016 Race
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35828747
>Trump presidency rated among top 10 global risks: Economist Intelligence Unit
>The Economist Intelligence Unit is owned by the Economist Group which is owned by the Cadbury, Rothschild, Schroder and Agnelli families
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
Donald J. Trump: The Long Road to the White House (1980 - 2015)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3n45oqSwOI
Donald Trump: Right Now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59aJn8Lk9zM
Donald Trump - What They Don't Want You To See
>>68128066
>utah
And nothing of value was lost
>Dad always thought Trump a fool
>His opponents block highways and dress up as the KKK
>He now supports Trump
Keep it up Soros.
Anything big happened in the past 12 hours?
George Soros funds the Black Lives Matter, anti-European, anti-right wing ANTIFA, funded the FEMEN, all left-wing agitator groups, funded a bunch of protesters to Baltimore and Ferguson to escalate the situation, the Ukraine conflict/coup that threw Yanukovych out of power, how migrants in the mid-East get funding and guides to go to Europe, etc.
It all comes down to Soros. He either directly or indirectly funds these things, and Wikileaks (https://wikileaks.org/) / other leaks from reliable sources confirm that he is the guy pulling all the strings.
Of course, very few people in the media report on this shit when it happens because of obvious reasons - money and influence.
Here are some examples:
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/02/soros-admits-involvement-in-migrant-crisis-national-borders-are-the-obstacle/
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/616541/European-Union-Migrants-Refugees-George-Soros-Hungary-Viktor-Orban-Europe
http://news.sky.com/story/1551853/sky-finds-handbook-for-eu-bound-migrants
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-ukraine-crisis-soros-idUSKBN0KH0NQ20150108
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jan/14/george-soros-funds-ferguson-protests-hopes-to-spur/?page=all
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Ferguson-Missouri-paid-protesters/2015/05/25/id/646587/
http://i.imgur.com/K8ZUEtI.png
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_Matters_for_America
http://www.wnd.com/2015/06/look-who-smuggled-soros-into-arab-spring-country/
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/02/soros-admits-involvement-in-migrant-crisis-national-borders-are-the-obstacle/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KegE285GQuc
Bill O'Reilly Exposes George Soros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQPI85SB8Mc
Trump Calls Out George Soros In New Ad
>Posted on his facebook a few days ago and was removed hours later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-NA73FsW8
"He didn't belong to the secret society" - Newt Gingrich on why GOP establishment hates Trump
>>68128224
Eric, you fucked up.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/02/17/trump_you_will_find_out_who_really_knocked_down_the_world_trade_center_secret_papers_may_blame_saudis.html
>Donald Trump on 9/11: "You Will Find Out Who Really Knocked Down The World Trade Center"
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/18/source-says-threatening-letter-sent-to-trump-sons-/
>Donald Trump’s son Eric receives threatening letter at his NYC home: report
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/18/ron-paul-i-couldnt-support-donald-trump-nominee/
>Ron Paul: I couldn’t support Donald Trump as nominee
https://www.yahoo.com/politics/gop-leaders-grapple-grudgingly-accepting-trump-072905857--election.html
>Conservatives plot Trump demise as he eyes Arizona win
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2016/03/18/anti-trump_forces_favoring_cruz_over_kasich.html
>Anti-Trump Forces Favoring Cruz Over Kasich
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/17/ryan-vs-trump-wall-street-vs-populism-on-immigration-and-trade/
>Paul Ryan being touted as an establishment replacement for Donald Trump at the Republican National Convention
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2015/12/03/trump_to_republican_jewish_coalition_youre_not_going_to_support_me_because_i_dont_want_your_money.html
>Trump To Republican Jewish Coalition: "You're Not Going To Support Me Because I Don't Want Your Money"
http://www.infowars.com/how-the-gop-elite-plan-to-rob-donald-trump/
>Roger Stone: How The GOP Elite plan to rob Donald Trump
>Stone served as an advisor to the 2016 presidential campaign of Donald Trump.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/03/16/rnc-member-political-parties-choose-their-nominee-not-the-general-public/
>RNC member: ‘POLITICAL PARTIES CHOOSE THEIR NOMINEE, NOT THE GENERAL PUBLIC’
>Reporter: 'Then why are we even holding the primaries?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZqAIl8jrc
>>68128204
>People saying things I don't like shouldn't have 1st Amendment rights
Gets me every time
>>68128182
>enlightened countries like Europe
>>68128238
Eating lunch with his son on his birthday.
I like to think they are having barbecue.
>>68128204
How can they be this dillusional? I mean really; To the left, you have a naked women advocating against hate speech - to the right, you have a woman HOLDING A HATE-ORIENTED TSHIRT.
>>68128066
Cruz will have 85%
Fucking don't want to be right but the kikes always find a way.
>>68128224
N-no! Jeb must remain neutral so he can get the nomination at the brokered convention! Or better yet, get voted in as President by the House of Representatives during a tie in the general.
>ywn have Yeb as president and Trump as Vice president based on goofy voting during a general election tie
I live in Utah and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the state, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.
I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall Utah has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even use the internet.
I swear to you on my life that Utah is the one state you don't have to worry about in this coming election.
Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.
America will be GREAT AGAIN!
>>68128370
He's probably got one of his delicious Trump Steaks, teaching his son on the ways of deal making
Black man goes to a Trump rally and comes out with respect for Trump; calls protester some of the most vile, evil people he's ever seen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6jHad-XG0
FUCK PRIMARIES
WE TAKING THE BATTLE RIGHT TO THE WHITE HOUSE
>>68128370
>>68128468
I wish Trump was my daddy
GET IN ON THE OFFICIAL MAGA MAP
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1914081
Go to Additions>Add Marker
Find fellow anons who want to MAGA. Add funny memes and messages!
>>68128260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzDHUFrEHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1ZzFPAwhDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q6jHad-XG0
>ordered Art of the Deal and Crippled America on the 13th
>not due to arrive until the 25th-30th
>25th is a Friday
>probably won't come until at least the 28th
This is fucking torture. I'm reading fucking Stefan Molyneux books in the meantime and it's slowly making me a fucking headcase.
>>68128307
Howard, it's Trump, Eric Trump. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've Stumped a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I Stumped Bethany, my old girlfriend, with cold hard facts, and some man uh some old Bernie supporter with a dog last week. I Stumped another girl on FOX News, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's Stumped too. And Paul Allen. I stumped Paul Allen with my 4chan shitposts in the face, his corpse is hidden on a Bernie sub-reddit. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've stumped maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I stumped their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to stump a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
>>68128557
Didn't know you were in Finland, Milo? Looking for Sons of Odin dick?
Ok guys can somebody clear something up for me.
Cruz is getting Lubio voters. What does this mean for Trump?
Will it hurt Trump to lose Utah? is it really even a big deal or what?
>>68128670
Not my problem, Paco
>>68128491
Robotio!
>>68128670
NOT MY PROBLEM, PACO
>>68128584
Weird amount of markers in Brisbane.
>>68128670
Not my problem, Paco
>>68128444
Checked but do not assume, go out make sure all vote!
Trump 2016, MAGA!!!
HOLD IT!
>>68128670
NOT MY PROBLEM, PACO
>>68128673
Trump is already projected to lose Utah with or without Rubio's votes going to Cruz
see
>>68128066
>>68128726
first posted it during aussie hours last night
>>68128673
Utah is widely considered a lost cause for Trump. Now stranger things have happened, and the protest might be the meme magic needed, but with the Mormons Utah should go to Cruz. Ultimately it won't hurt though because the God Emperor should take Arizona no problem which has a higher delegate count.
>>68128670
NOT MY PROBLEM, PACO
>>68128622
Stef's books are great except for his massive ego which sometimes makes certain chapters unreadable.
Didn't he write that one book on Ethics where he was the brave knight slaying the dragon of irrationality?
>>68128670
>ATTEMPTED MURDER
>IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
>>68128726
That's a big city.
These threads are dying, good riddance.
>>68128171
BASED BRANDON
>>68128765
CAN I GET THAT FOR YOU?
>>68128182
> countries like Europe
>>68128491
>Lubio films vertically
>>68128670
> sheriff of shrug country
You guys are killing me with these names.
>>68128066
Oy vey, you filthy goyim! did you really think you could try to outplay us? Did you really think you could outjew the jew? Think again, you antisemite! Remember the 6 million!
CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENDORSED TRUMP
>CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENDORSED TRUMP
CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENDORSED TRUMP
>CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENDORSED TRUMP
CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENDORSED TRUMP
>CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENDORSED TRUMP
CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENDORSED TRUMP
>CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENDORSED TRUMP
>>68128807
Makes sense. Keep posting it, I'm curious to see how it fills out.
>>68128584
>letting people know where I live
NSA pls
>look at remaining primaries through June and calculate figures
>Trump could quite easily get the required 1237 EXCEPT for John "Literally Who?" Kasich obviously staying in the race to chip away Trump delegates
>Trump likely to end up with 1000 to ~1100
>gop faggots will STILL have a brokered convention
I get mad every day just thinking about how this shit will go down through the summer
>>68128875
All the aussie shitposters disappeared, what happened?
>campaign manager assaults someone on camera again
Trump really needs to cut ties with this guy. He's a loose cannon
>>68128823
So in the grand scheme of things it wont really hurt him right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAeoW2IS3g0&feature=youtu.be
Find a better anthem
Protip: you can't
>>68128861
I thought so until I went to Sydney
I just realized something funny – most of what Trump is arguing for is
a- Restoring individual freedoms as described in the constitution
b- Enforcing the laws and constitution of the United States
c- Letting the free market work where it should (like removing the artificial health insurance monopolies)
Literally all of this is stuff that our founding fathers wanted. George Washington said this stuff, but Liberals are now yelling and screaming at it. That’s kind of funny, right?
He says, “America is angry, but we have this great 1st amendment freedom to TELL everyone how angry we are”
And the liberals say he’s encouraging hate speech like Hitler
He says, “There are some nasty guys out there like ISIS who want to kill Americans, but we have a great 2nd amendment right to have guns to fight back.”
And the liberals say he’s encouraging school shootings.
He says, “We have MILLIONS of illegal people here. We need to enforce our laws.”
And the Liberals say that laws shouldn’t matter when feeling are involved.
Literally almost all of what he’s saying was said in some form my our founding fathers. But the Liberals are against it all. Makes you think, doesn’t it…
>>68128673
Trump was never going to take Utah from Cruz. At best, he could deny him a few delegates, but never win it. It's complete fucking hicksville.
In my own estimates, Trump still gets the nomination and Cruz takes all of Nebraska, Montana, South Dakota and most of New Mexico. And that's giving Cruz a very generous helping of California, too.
Trump's going to take Arizona, all 58 delegates to Utah's 40. Cruz is gaining any ground.
Only way Cruz can lose Utah is if some big scandal breaks out between now and Tuesday
QUICK, MEME MAGIC
TODAY IS BARRON'S BIRTHDAY
WISH THE FUTURE EMPEROR HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>>68128204
I hate people who say that shit.
YES THE FUCK HATE SPEECH IS FREE SPEECH, YOU DUMB FUCKER!
Free speech is a right that protects all speech, both popular and unpopular. Hate speech is the very type of speech the fucking amendment was intended for you fucking IDIOTS!
Sorry, it's just that sometimes these bastards ... I swear to God!
>>68128934
"assault"
>>68128927
You can just add your city or the nearest large city. Trust me, anon, I do not care about you.
Cruz will win Utah with 70% of the vote
I'm not even joking
ADD THIS TO THE OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwywPGAZ43Q
AND REMOVE THIS
>Aids Skrillex: My Mom Loves My Music!
>>68128673
No, Utah is one of the few states where Trump never had a chance.
Just like Wyoming, Cruz won that by a landslide.
>>68128182
6/10 I chuckled
>>68128992
I ain't wishing that ugly rich, white, low test, weak jaw lined faggot anything.
Hope he falls out of a helicopter.
>>68128983
repeating digits and my suspicions that he's an active pedophile are confirmed
>>68128986
He's right. If Trump supporters did this to Bernie, the hounds of hell would be released.
>>68128907
kek, link?
>>68128942
If The Don still takes Arizona then no a Utah lose will only inflate rat's ego of "I've consistently beaten Trump" and thats about it. Now if for some reason Trump doesn't take Arizona that might be cause for concern
SUNDAY MORNING TALK SHOW DUMP
>NBC NEWS - Meet The Press
http://podbay.fm/show/74840240/e/1458485185
>ABC NEWS - This Week with George Stephanopoulos
http://podbay.fm/show/91959525/e/1458487493
>CNN NEWS - State Of The Union with Jake Tapper
http://podbay.fm/show/309575412/e/1458469031
Fox News Sunday and CBS Face The Nation havent been uploaded yet.
>>68129035
70% would be pretty mild compared to Utah's past voting history.
>>68128204
> Hate speech is not free speech
> "I'm allowed to say what I want but the moment you say something that offends me, you're no longer given the right to speak freely"
Just line these people up and shoot them in the head. Gassing them or hanging them is more civil that they deserve.
Here is the deal...
Trump should have said
'THOSE PEOPLE I will arrest, those people dressed as KKK members bringing in racial violence will be arrested. They are nasty unacceptable people.'
If he said this, they couldnt touch him on race or violence.
>>68128992
>he is taller than Rand
>>68128970
good post, I just wish the establishment was behind him
>>68128907
Cruz is finished and Hillary started crying how can Soros even compete?
>>68128182
Fuck off Mudslim.
>>68128907
it's true!
>>68128970
He doesn't have the good christian fortitude that our founding fathers based this nation on, i am now a Kasichtick
>>68128929
He's like that guy that makes you hunt down his last remaining unit/building on the map for 30 min when you're playing an RTS game online
>http://pastebin.com/Azh8NWzY
Come watch the Apprentice with /pol/
>http://pastebin.com/Azh8NWzY
Come watch the Apprentice with /pol/
>http://pastebin.com/Azh8NWzY
Come watch the Apprentice with /pol/
>>68128491
I was there and saw the protestors nastiness first hand. To be honest, I felt like shit when I got home knowing that people with that amount of hatred exists.
t. Trump supporter, first time seeing protestors of any sort
>>68129195
Still more noble than you.
Trump supporters are total cowards, pussies, spineless cunts who's only achievement in life aside from dodging college education is rigging online polls.
Have fun losing Utah, after that its fucking game over. Trump is finished.
Not that Trump will care.
He only existed to give Hillary the nom anyways.
Congrats, you low IQ sucker.
>>68128907
old as fuck
>>68129122
>>68128907
swear I saw him endorse him a while ago but he's actually gonna appear with him kek
http://rightwingnews.com/republicans/clint-eastwood-decided-campaign-rally-candidate/
>>68128597
>jeep plows through
but that Jeep stopped, while Bernie supporters jumped on its hood.
>>68129312
try to be more subtle, here's a (you) for your effort.
>>68129312
Good one!
https://twitter.com/JaxAlemany/status/711329895339536384
>video of Trump campaign manager 100% not yanking on the collar of a protester
>>68127965
>http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
What's the music he plays in his positions videos ?
>>68129362
OH shit, nice,
>>68129362
fucking badass eastwood
>>68129151
Gas them on the spot.
>>68128907
That's no surprise.
Eastwood has always been pretty conservative and anti-war.
>>68129312
nigger, please follow the example of my web.m related.
Be a good dindu and leave us peace loving /pol/acks to our memetic sorcery.
>>68129362
>Clint Eastwood VP
Holy fucking shit I couldn't handle it.
>>68129517
I wish that was real
>>68128765
I'd just step in the car and drive away
>>68129039
Great mix.
>>68129312
>trump supportors are total cowards
Best be careful bitch or x gon give it to ya
BASED HORSIE
>>68129401
>yanking
just call him mr. fantastic
>>68129517
fuck is this about?
>>68129312
t. increasingly nervous man
>>68127965
trump would look really good in a beard like that t b h, he should seriously consider it.
>>68129401
When a protester isn't listening or is ignoring you entirely, you have to take action against them. Lightly yanking on a collar is pretty much the least amount of action you can take to stop a protester
They aren't even allowed to be there, it's a private/closed event. They have protesting areas outside. Removal by force is something that happens in huge rallies.
>>68129401
>collar yank is assault
what is this, the UCLA Stockholm campus?
>>68128182
>countries like Europe
Mohammed you need to finish school
>>68128957
greatest video of all time
>>68128491
Based black officer
>>68129571
Poor Dan
Liberals hate animals now too for their hate speech.
>>68129090
Barron would probably fuck you up.
>>68129151
>>68128993
>>68128380
>>68128325
Kids are being taught this garbage right now in public schools and they will become future voters.
Is there anything you can do about it?
>>68128491
This dude is great. Spread this around.
>>68129571
I hope Dan is ok.
>>68129574
>t. increasingly nervous man
t. increasingly delusional retard
>>68128370
A scene of a backyard bbq emerges, family, friends, music, and a couple dogs running around barking.
Eric and Don Jr are there and Ivanka is sitting in a patio chair looking like shes about to have a baby anytime taking it easy as a mexican maid fills her glass with water.
You see Donold at the grill, grilling steaks, hot dogs, and chicken wearing a "I'm the Cook" apron
At las Barron, The Star of the Day emerges wearing his tux he specifically picked out for this occasion.
White button up shirt, black suit, red black striped tie with brown oxford shoes, hair neatly brushed.
Ivanka is the first to notice and tells him to go say hi to father.
He approaches Don, tugs on his Apon, Dons turns around, says
"Oh wowww, Woww They're you are"
Donald picks Barron up quickly spins him around saying happy birthday.
Barron says "Thanks Dad"
He walks over to Eric who is having a beer with Christian Bale
Christian Bales notices him walking torwards him, Christian, hey little man. I heard it was your birthday. I got you something.
Christian reaches into his coat pocket, pulls out a limited edition Huey Lewis and the News CD.
"Wow, thanks Christian - you are the best"
Barron runs to the DJ, Dj Khaled, he interupts Khaled and asks if he can play his new CD.
Dj says "No problem" as he puts the CD in you hear a faint "Another One"
Thus the scene ends with Huey Lewis playing in the background dogs playing, people family talking having a Great time.
"Maga" Barron says.
Okay Trump general brief storytime/blog from last night
>qt 3.14 Korean accounting major met last August
>constantly horny
>BLEACHED
>we'd talked a bit about the election before
>she asked who I'd vote for, said Trump no hesitation
>jokingly says she'll need to stop fucking me (Bern victim)
>got MAGA hat in the mail yesterday
>wear it over to the gal's apartment
>she wants to take selfies with it on
>breaks out her old polaroid camera
>I take some nudes with her wearing it
>sadly the film was bad so the pics don't come out
>she brings up later that his tax and trade plan would bring jobs back to the US
>mfw making her a Trump supporter
>mfw my entire last night
>>68129595
So you agree that he pulled on his collar?
>>68129571
What the fuck do they think they're accomplishing
>>68129312
>Utah matters
Enjoy this reply, (You) earned it.
>>68128670
what is this did this happen yesterday because i was out at disneyworld
>>68129571
Ride on Dan!
>>68128491
This video needs to get a lot more coverage
>>68129312
Just another bernout victim
>>68128204
id suck those 2bh famz
>>68129683
Yeah. Grabbing his shirt is probably better than yanking him by the arm. That guy was supposed to be removing himself and instead totally ignored the commands of the managers.
>>68129681
>lying on the internet
>>68129642
They also hate American businesses, yet buy "local" foods from their hippie organic traders.
It's amazing how much they hate this country, yet still live here. They want to destroy it from the inside and make it their own socialist hell-hole.
>>68128171
sleep tight carson
>>68129780
So you're calling Trump a liar?
>>68129690
Horses can literally shit in the street and nobody does anything about it, Dan needs to check his horse privilege
>>68129517
Pretty clever trick desu.
>>68129810
top fucking kek
>>68129810
kek
>>68129843
Where did Trump say no one touched the protester?
>>68129401
>video of anti-Trump protestor 100% not grabbing the arm of the girl in green.
>Those Utah Poll numbers
This is why we can never have religion + democracy, too easy for ((((controlled opposition)))) to infiltrate, they would vote to nuke themselves if the ((((religious leader)))) told them to.
>>68129810
proud of u
>>68128197
They're trying to gaslight us. They tell us what the video is supposed to show, then they show it. And a lot of people will be influenced by the statement before the video.
Same thing here.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/19/caught-on-camera-trumps-campaign-manager-grabs-trump-protester-by-the-collar/
But if you actually look at the video, and replay it a few times, it shows that Corey does reach out, but the other man is the one who actually pulled the kid backwards. But then the article compares it to the Michelle Fields incident, even though the later video showed that she was not manhandled.
This kind of stuff is why the media is disrespected. When people see the media trying to deceive them, they're less likely to believe anything else they say.
>>68129748
Thanks breh
>>68129792
>implying I gain anything by lying about this
>>68129810
*White Mare
>>68129414
Bump for my Q.
Anyone hearing this overtly gay black guy on msnbc? I've never been this unsettled by someone on tv
>>68129810
>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE HORSE!
I had a dream last night about Trump /pol/...
He was sitting in a rocking chair by a window, it was late evening and the sun was lighting up the room. I went up to him with a paper in my hand. It was my French homework. I had gotten 93% in it and I was showing him it. He looked it over and then looked at me really kindly. He said I'd done really well and that he was proud of me. I felt like crying but I stayed strong for Trump. I thanked him and left by the porch, feeling warm and accepted.
Did I just fucking dream about Trump being my dad? I think I've gone full MAGA.
>>68129681
Why would an accounting major support Bernie Sanders in the first place?
She must have just fell for the meme and didn't look at his tax and trade plans.
>>68129657
Right wing death squads
>>68129933
Nigga don't worry about Utah. Trump literally needed only 9/40 of their delegates so we won't be far behind. Cruz won't be able to do much if he gets all 40 either
>>68129933
Cruz is actually doing really bad in Utah. Romney had 93%, Cruz can't even control the Mormon hivemind with Romney backing him. 54% is pretty pathetic.
>>68129977
You gain (you)s
Post the pics you took with your phone, gay
Trump only needs 58.9% of the remaining delegates to secure the nomination on June 7th
Utah is peanuts, California is where we basically have to win; the narrative NEEDS to be pushed that Kasich has an impossible path to the nomination to get him out of the picture, and Cruz eventually will be on the same boat where he'll need more delegates than available to win.
>>68129933
I know right.
>Just because he's Christian means he's better than the others
I wish that meme would die.
>>68129571
>Kansas City cops not horsing around.
>>68129919
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/donald-trump-defends-campaign-manager-corey-lewandowski-alleged/story?id=37775567
“They had signs up in that area, that were horrendous, that I cannot say what they said on the sign,” Trump said of the incident in Tucson. "And, I will give him credit. Now he didn’t touch him.”
>Now he didn’t touch him
>he didn’t touch him
>didn’t touch him
>didn’t touch
So you're calling Trump a liar.
>>68128182
Achmed pls.
Sunday best day
>>68129974
>Weapons: hands, feet, fist, teeth
>>68128491
Tweet this to Trump
Lets get it Trending
>>68130039
I also had a dream.
I dreamt that some /pol/acks organized an invasion ond AIDS Skrillex's home where like 50+ people knocked down the door and ran around the place just causing a ruckus. Then they found AIDS Skrillex and grabbed him and then threw him off the roof. He died the next day in a coma.
>>68129681
>bragging on the internet
Hello Rebbit!
>>68130116
You realize if it gets to a convention that they won't let Trump win, right?
If he's at 1236 votes on that first ballot he's donezo
>>68130255
>55
oh fugggg
>>68130151
HAHAHA GOTCHA TRUMP!!!
GOTCHA!!!
YOU SAID HE DIDNT TOUCH HIM BUT HE DID! PRESIDENCY OVER! GOTCHA!
>>68128670
NOT MY PROBLEM, PACO
>>68130151
Trump is probably saying he didn't put his hands on him or man handle him or anything.
The guy is very particular/light in how he touches his collar, too. Not with an open hand. Looks like he just uses a few fingers.
Unfortunately when a protester ignores that he isn't allowed to protest inside the building, and then does so anyway, and is asked to leave and ignores the manager, and just looks away to start yelling again, he'll have to be redirected.
>>68128823
Is Utah winner take all?
>>68129933
Exactly, remember the ghouls in that cult with the rocket ship in Fallout New Vegas?
NOT MY PROBLEM, PACO
>>68130272
Which would result in Civil War 2
>>68130255
Kek is with US
>>68129657
>Is there anything you can do about it?
Vote Trump in and massively redpill kids in his inauguration speech.
>>68130094
Saying 54% is pathetic doesn't help us when it's a 50% ceiling state.
>>68130272
There are enough unpledged delegates that it's possible at least one would support Trump
>>68130272
You realize that these establishment whores will just make a third party republicunt candidate and split the vote so Hillary wins and they can continue to be corrupt fucks if Trump is nominated, right?
The only way Trump can be president is through blood and fire.
>>68130342
50+
Here is the deal...
Trump should have said
'THOSE PEOPLE I will arrest, those people dressed as KKK members bringing in racial violence will be arrested. They are nasty unacceptable people.'
If he said this, they couldnt touch him on race or violence.
He should address that the "protester" that his manager grabbed was grabbing a supporter violently at the time.. Trumps internet people aren't' doing their job.
>>68130455
what the fuck is going on
>>68129989
Bump again for my question.
>>68130072
>fell for the meme
She did (as did I for a while). Seems to have gotten over it though. Still has a skewed view. She was telling me to be careful because I'd get harassed for wearing it (in Cleveland). Nobody pays it any particular mind so far.
>>68130109
(You)s are overrated. Personal privacy is not.
>>68130255
>>68130455
stop it right now
>>68130382
it really wouldn't. You think people are willing to fight?
The first week they couldn't get a gallon of milk at the local grocery they'd be done.
At most it would just split the GOP
>>68130511
>DUBS DUBS EVERYWHERE
SJWstone surprisingly neutral about last night.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/protesters-and-supporters-clash-at-trump-rally-in-tucson-20160320
*Holy shit, CAPTCHA just had me click on SIX images of a storefront.
>>68130511
stop pls
Why is everyone's first and biggest argument against Trump just calling him a racist?
How do you even respond to this?
>>68128597
Wow, screaming at the top of your voice while using your iphone. Simply fantastic.
>>68130272
If Trump is just over the threshold, is it possible for faithless elector shit to happen to bring him down to 1236?
>>68130307
"he didn't touch him" seems pretty specific.
Can't believe you'd call him a liar. Even the campaign has come out and said the manager didn't pull on the collar.
>>68128197
george stephanopooooolisissssf is such a faggot wow
>>68130588
NOOOOO
>>68130588
It never ends.
>>68130588
STOP THIS
>>68129681
Good job anon
>>68128491
I usually don't listen to full videos like this, but the fact that this guy came in neutral and shared his experience at Tuscon last night. Amazing. It captures perfectly the way normal everyday people perceive the protesters and the problems Trump supporters face at a peaceful political really.
>>68130588
WHAT THE FUCK
>>68130463
Even modest projections say "Trump needs 9 delegates from Utah" to be on track. A large enough blowout in CA or NY (where these same projections assumed Rubio would keep him from getting most of them) would easily make up for it.
So long as Trump wins Arizona, we're still gucci. A win in Wisconsin would then cement things until California.
NOT A THING COULD BE DONE WITH SO FEW MEN
>>68130588
this is getting out of hand
>>68129810
#BRONCO LIVES MATTER
>>68130468
That's why I said on the first ballot. As in after voting he only has a plurality.
>>68128109
Any more Trump girls?
Cruz is Establishment
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/03/19/the-mask-is-officially-off-how-ted-cruz-is-funded-by-biggest-dc-insiders/
>>68130703
Zeal makes all things possible, duty makes all things simple.
>>68127965
Guys
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/03/19/scientists-measure-trumps-grammar-find-hes-at-the-level-of-this-infamously-dense-former-president/
Rebuttals to this?
So far:
1. There is a huge disparity between regular spoken and written grammar
2. His speeches are spoken, and so are more informal
3. He reduces his points to a simple manner because he has experience as a businessman
4. Bush is probably dyslexic
Fucking linguists are almost always left-wing. I wish I studied something useful.
>>68130602
Because they literally don't know wtf they're talking about. There is no debating with those people. I've converted very few of those people because they are so close minded and hateful.
>>68130602
It is the argument you can't argue against, that is why it is used.
>>68130588
You have to get dubbles
Ummmmm, why are we supposed to care about Utah when Arizona is winner take-all?
>the media expects me to believe everyone hates Trump when he's winning almost every single Republican fight
From what I can tell, they're homing in on a bunch of isolated riots in libtard areas and painting it as the entire country on strike. It just doesn't add up though because they still paint Trump's huge numbers in polls. If the country wants to boycott Trump then who the hell is voting for him?
>>68130689
Once again though, 54% is enough for Trump to get ZERO delegates. Cruz needs to be brought under 50% for Trump to have hope of getting even 9.
>>68127965
I just watched my first Trump rally, lads, and it was even better than I thought it would be.
>>68130720
#EQUESTRIAN LIVES ARE IMPORTANT
>>68128775
Were not worried about winning it, but rather keeping cruz under 50%.
>>68130813
Just because Utah has 40 delegates. Isn't Utah one of those you have to reach a certain percentage of votes, lets say arbitrary 20% to get delegates?
>>68130342
If rato gets over 50%, yes. If he drops below, Trump could gain 20 extra delegates.
>>68130813
Because Utah is WTA if you break the 50% ceiling, which Cruz likely will. On Tuesday, Trump's getting 58 delegates, Cruz is getting 40. Not that Utah matters though.
>>68130602
Because they read random media tidbits that don't make sense. Like I argued with a black guy on twitter who said a former employee of Trump told people he heard Trump call black people lazy.
>>68130888
PRAISE KEK
>>68130888
will it ever stop
>>68130830
The Silent Majority.
Used to refer to the collective dead of the human race.
Now refers to people who don't go out and yell about politics but go and vote for their candidate.
>>68130888
The ride never ends
>>68130888
Wow
>>68130898
Utah is 15% threshold for delgates and 50% for WTA.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit
>>68128830
That's the one I've been reading, Universally Preferable Behaviour. He says that's his moral framework, and that literally arguing against it proves it so he literally cannot be wrong and has successfully proven objective morality using logic and empiricism, the way all other philosophers never could.
He's fucking batty and his ego is fucking enormous.
But I can't stop reading or watching his videos.
>>68130784
>head of a multi billion dollar company is dumb because addictinginfo.com says he has bad grammar
honestly I see no rebuttal gg I'm off to vote Hillary now
>>68128670
not my problem paco
Is this the dubs thread?
>>68131042
Feminine benis?
>>68131042
THICK
Anyone want to make the next thread? Speak up.
>>68130602
You can't. The argument will keep growing bigger and bigger and its why Trump will never be president. I know the hugbox here hates to admit it but its true. The Establishment will never let Hillary lose to anyone.
>>68130765
Rato's losing his 'grassroots conservative' supporters in droves. Guy from Arizona said yesterday that the Tea Party fags are switching over to Trump.
Rato is done. He cut a deal with the devil.
>Donald Trump so speak for American Israel Public Affairs Committee for their support
How is this acceptable?
>>68130888
Why you be tripping?!
>>68130888
How do you do it?
>>68131077
It's very difficult to break a 50% threshold.
>>68131077
Thanks familia. It can be rough keeping track of all the different states delegate process.
>>68131200
fug
H-h-hey Drumpfkins, I'm a tough guy, check these Sunday-Funday dubs me and Columba cooked up
>>68131230
Leave the thread. Picking random issues constantly and seeing what sticks doesn't work here.
>>68131213
Sorry, I'm busy.
>>68130765
Hate how that fucker insists otherwise.
>>68131104
I know it's retarded, but I want us to have as much rebuttals to stuff as possible.
I know it was so powerful and well-written that I #ShillForTheHill
>>68130518
Usually those cowards only harass people when they are in groups. Be careful, but don't back down, double down.
>>68128491
They are evil. They hate life. They hate humanity. They will never be satisfied with anything.
They are the enemies of humanity.
>>68131042
Those are some boner inducing thighs. Please be a girl.
>>68131246
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
>>68131247
Not unless your name is Donald Trump, but that is highly doubtful to happen in Utah for The Don
>>68131272
That's fine, Jeb. At least you tried.
>>68131272
Low energy
>>68131230
>hurr trump is pro-israel
he's pro-deal
he knows he cant just carpet bomb the whole area and solve the world's problems because of bleeding hearts, but he does know he can probably get them to squabble over money rather than human lives or religion
money is useful like that; it gives human beings an outlet for their natural aggressive and competitive urges without bloodshed
>>68131291
Why would I listen to someone who thinks Trump is a liar?
>>68131352
feminine benis
>>68131386
Why would you say touching someone equates to grabbing their clothing?
Are people their clothing now?
Hey guys, what do you think? I made new lyrics for this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw
Springtime for Donald and USA
'Merica will be great again
Mexican border will have a wall
You can't climb over it 'cause it is so tall
Springtime for Donald and USA
Tears of the leftists will be sweet
Springtime for Donald and USA
Come on, illegals, it's time to go home
You can't even hope to stump
The great man called Donald Trump
Get on board or get run over
The ride on the Trump Train 's far from over
Springtime for Donald and USA
We’re gon’ get back our jobs
Establishment is on suicide watch
we’re So strong that no one will fuck with us
Spring time for Donald and USA
Second amadment remains infringed
Spring time for Donald and USA
Means that new era begins
Revolution begins
And glory comes to USA
Any new polls since Rubio dropped?
>>68131200
this is insane
>>68129401
better get that protester to the ER if the wounds inflicted are anything like mrs. fields!
>>68130784
How about the fact that the article was also written at level of an 11 year old.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4av97b/
>>68130515
You have a link to that video?
>>68130888
kek'd
>>68131386
Hey.
Answer my question.
Are shirt collars part of a human being now?
Is going out of the way to make sure you don't touch the person the same as touching the person?
>>68131200
OH JEEZE OH MAN
>>68131450
So you're only calling the campaign a liar now?
>>68131272
Let me try again here, remember I'm a proven conservative and SLOW AND STEADY BABY
>>68131042
>girl
>>68131587
Are people their clothing now?
>>68131482
Jesus.
Trump is here. Trump is in this thread.
>>68131592
Jeb is a big fat mistake
>>68131587
>>68131624
Once you say "yes" or "no" to my question, you'll have your answer.
If you say "Yes, a shirt collar is part of a person" or "No, a shirt collar is not part of a person" you'll know whether or not someone lied.
>>68131200
Dubs time
>>68131624
Eh. I see clothing as an extention of the person. It might be non-living material, but so is most of your outer layer of skin.
>>68129571
DO NOT FUCK WITH DAN.
>>68131654
indeed, my dear Finn
NEW THREAD
>>68131789
>>68131789
>>68131789
NEW THREAD
>>68131789
>>68131789
>>68131789
NEW THREAD
>>68131789
>>68131789
>>68131789
>>68131531
Nice. This is probably the only time I've regretted not being on plebbit. Still not joining though.
>>68131624
>>68131724
Why can't you answer the question to who you're calling a liar?
>>68131770
Your fingernails and hair are also good examples of non-living extensions of your body.
>>68131323
Even ultra-progressive commentators have mentioned how Trump's brevity and the way he makes everything simple is part of what makes his message so punchey memorable and also part how he got so much support from the populace in the first place.
The guy just knows how to sell something to the public, whether it's a product or a message. He's street smart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rksd80-FCAw
>>68131770
So, if someone takes off your hat, they've assaulted you?
If someone unbuttons your shirt, they've assaulted you/grabbed you/touched you?
If someone unties your shoe, they've touched you?
>>68131323
I personally would just stick with the fact he's seen so much success in business and industry, along with this campaign in general, is much more compelling evidence than some dubious sounding site complaining about his vocabulary, regarding his intelligence
>>68131862
Here you go.
1. ARE PIECES OF CLOTHING PART OF A HUMAN BEING
NO
2. CAN YOU TOUCH A HUMAN BEING BY JUST TOUCHING THEIR CLOTHING
NO
DID SOMEONE LIE WHEN THEY SAID HE WAS NOT TOUCHED
SEE QUESTION 1
>>68131655
Checked
>>68131649
>>68131655
Y-you're a real jerk Donald. While you were getting your platform from the Saturday morning cartoons, I was getting digits for Florida.
>>68131987
So you're calling the campaign a liar then? They said the manager didn't even pull on the collar when you've already said he did.
>>68131897
Yes. It might not be living, and it might be something I've chosen to put there, but it's still attached to my person. It's an extension of me. And someone is touching that thing without asking in a way I don't want.
Are you saying that if I grabbed you and swung you around by your shirt collar, you wouldn't be angry?
>>68131369
I meant for Cruz. Which wouldn't be worst case scenario for Trump, because at least he would walk away with all of AZ's delegates and a handful from UT.
>>68128670
NOT MY PROBLEM, PACO
>>68131200
Trump general: dubs edition
>>68128182
You've shown your knowledge, mudslime.
