THIS IS JUST NUTS
GOLLY GEE WHIZ
*SIGNS TPP*
THIS IS JUST NUTS
*KILLS STEEL MILL JOBS IN OHIO*
THIS IS JUST CRAZY
*SENDS POOR KIDS TO WAR*
WHAT DONALD IS SAYING
*IMPORTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS*
WHAT DONALD IS SAYING
*IGNORES THE VOTERS*
IS THAT WE'RE NATIONALISTS OR SOMETHING?!
*TOO MUCH CONFETTI DROPS*
AWW SHUCKS I JUST STARTED WW3 HYUCK HYUCK HYCUK
IF I-...
*GETS OUT OF CONTROL*
IF I GET OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN, YOU PULL ME ASIDE
CAN I FINISH TALKING?
YOU KNOW I HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY
THEY SAY THAT IM THE ONLY REAL ADULT ON THAT STAGE
*STARTS WAR WITH RUSSIA*
OH MAN OH WOW OH GEEZ
*FIRES NUKES*
THIS IS JUST FINE
GOLLY EVERYTHING IS FINE
>>68114672
>Kasich finds out he's losing everywhere else besides Ohio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4
>>68114364
GEE WILLICKERS, I JUST ACCIDENTALLY NUKED RUSSIA HAHA GEEZE OH MAN WHAT A TRAGEDY.
>>68114672
fpbp
>>68114364
*GETS LAST PLACE EVERYWHERE BUT OHIO*
OH MAN THIS IS NUTS HUH
*RECIEVES SOROS MONEY*
AWW SHUCKS AINT THIS SOMETHING
*PULLS OUT REVOLVER*
GUESS THIS IS IT FOR ME HUH?*
*bang*
GOLLY GEE MR. SOROS, CAN I HAVE MORE MONEY LIKE BLM, ANTIFA, FEMEN, AND MOVEON.ORG?
Kasich is a big fat mess.
anyone have the video of this retard losing his shit in front of the reporter?
or the bizarre awkward speech he gave after he voted, where he kept saying
CAN I FINISH TALKING???
>>68114672
Glorious Nippon strikes again.
>>68114364
NO.... THIS is JUST NUTS!
>>68114672
Japan bringing the bants
>>68114364
>>68114672
>>68115287
Thanks Columbia, Japan, and Australia, but he's not relevant.
Move on the anti trump protestors.
OH GOLLY GEE I JUST STARTED WW3
>>68114751
GAWRSH THE JEWS, MAXIE
>the day /pol/ turned kasich into goofy
GAWRSH, TRUMP!
>>68115582
>he's not relevant
>literally being payed to attempt to win the states which cruz is not suited to win
>literally being payed to drain just enough delegates to cause a brokered convention
>OPENLY ADMITS HES DOING THIS & WANTS TO IGNORE THE WILL OF THE VOTERS
hes dangerous anon
we need to meme this scum bag into the ground
he is going to do everything possible to leech delegates, just enough to fuck Trump over so he cannot get enough
>>68115764
HYUCK HYUCK HYCUK I WON OHIO
GOSH GOLLY, NEXT STOP, THE WHITE HOUSE!
>>68115784
paid*
It's always the nice guys who are the most evil, most shady pieces of shit.
Just look at Jeb. He looks non-threatening, friendly and you felt sorry for him when he dropped out.
but when he dropped out, all of the booing at the debates stopped. That cocksucker rigged the SHIT out of those debates.
>>68115912
so for bad spanish
thank you for the correction
if its one thing people love, its being corrected
>>68115723
>>68115784
>meme this scum bag
implying this will accomplish anything
>>68115952
GOLLY GOSH GEE WILLIKERS & JINKIES
IM THE ONLY ADULT ON THAT STAGE
IM THERE FOR THE PEOPLE
*stays in the race for the soul purpose of stopping the peoples choice*
Where's the gee golly jeepers comic and what is it based on?
>>68115958
it's*
>>68116067
>he thinks memes aren't extremely powerful
HOLY SHIT
THEY ARE LITERALLY A MIND VIRUS THAT SPREADS AN IDEA
THE LOW ENERGY MEME FUCKING DESTROYED JEB!
>>68116292
>being this much of a fucking word wizard
nah just kidding
come nest on top my dick & explain all this stuff to me
>>68115895
My wife's son loves mickey mouse.
Read that in his voice
MAKE AMERICA NUTS AGAIN
>>68114364
>Kasich is a mild-mannered sensible candidate to balance Trump.
Step into the wayback machine and read this article from the atlantic. It seems Kasich is suppressing a personality that is not all that dissimilar from Trump's.
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/04/john-kasich-2016/391772/
>The thing about John Kasich is, he’s kind of a jerk.
>Lobbyists in Columbus warn their clients before meeting the governor not to take it personally if he berates them. A top Ohio Republican donor once publicly vowed not to give Kasich a penny after finding him to be “unpleasantly arrogant.” As a congressman, Kasich sometimes lashed out at constituents—one who called him a “redneck” in a 1985 letter got a reply recommending he “enroll in a remedial course on protocol”—and when Kasich was thrown out of a Grateful Dead concert for trying to join the band onstage, he allegedly threatened to use his clout to have the band banned from D.C. As I was writing this article, Kasich’s press secretary, Rob Nichols, helpfully emailed me the thesaurus entry for “prickly,” sensing that I would need it.
>I spent several days with Kasich in Ohio in February, and during that time he told me, repeatedly, that he did not read The Atlantic—and his wife didn’t, either. He said that my job, writing about politics and politicians, was “really a dumb thing to do.” Later, he singled me out in a meeting of cabinet officials to upbraid me for what he considered a stupid question in one of our interviews. At a Kasich press conference I attended at a charter school in Cleveland, he interrupted several speakers, wandered off to rummage on a nearby teacher’s desk as he was being introduced, and gleefully insulted the Cleveland Browns, to a smattering of boos.
>>68116553
>But while Kasich can be rude—and at times even genuinely nasty—he is also prone to spontaneous displays of empathy, frequently becoming emotional as he talks about the plight of people “in the shadows.” To his allies, these traits are two sides of the same coin. They describe Kasich as a sort of heartland Chris Christie—brash, decisive, authentic—without all the baggage. “He does have a tendency to ready-fire-aim,” says Mike Hartley, who helped run Kasich’s 2010 campaign for governor and worked in his administration. “But here’s the thing—he makes things happen. His will is tremendous, and he gets people to follow him. He’s an ass-kicker.” Like Christie, Kasich can be a compelling speaker; he’s a good storyteller, and his brusqueness gives him a similar sort of anti-charisma. A 2010 article in Columbus’s alternative weekly recounted multiple episodes of Kasich’s boorishness, only to conclude that “perhaps Ohio could use a good SOB in the Governor’s Mansion.”
Kasich’s peremptory, irreverent manner, and his way of seeming to be perpetually going in a million directions at once, can strike observers as flightiness. One national Democratic strategist told me he considered Kasich “a bit of a flake,” and a Republican consultant described him to me as “abrasive.” The fixation on his unusual personality galls Kasich; he believes it ignores the substance of his accomplishments. At a “politics and eggs” breakfast in New Hampshire, when an audience member asked what his detractors say about him, Kasich copped to being frequently described as undisciplined. “You get a short time with me and you might go, ‘Wow, what the heck do we have here?’” he said. “Well, I’m an energetic guy, and I’m not going to change it.”
Who else do we know who is an abrasive and energetic guy?
golly jee willickers, I'm from Ohio.
Ohio
Ohio
Ohio
Ohio
Ohio
Ohio
Ohio
>Ohio
So much Trumpfag butthurt.
DELICIOUS TEARZ. Hillary 2016.
Isnt it just amazing how he won Ohio
Its all up hill from here guys!
I mean, think about it
One of the hardest states to win, yet he pulled it off
Not a single president has lost Ohio, seriously, look it up.
>>68114364
GOLLY GEE GOTTA STOP THE BURGERMEIST.. I ERR TRUMP
>>68116723
(You)
>>68116304
No that was the donald who penned that and destroyed him with it. Add more caps and I'll believe ya
>>68114672
First post best post.
http://strawpoll.me/7133604
>>68114364
GEE GOLLY MR SOROS!
$700k ? FOR ME??
OKAY!!!
>>68116885
I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD JUST BE QUIET
>you proceed to do jumping jacks
I really want to see a sitcom based on a Kasich-like hick who becomes president, keeps doing whacky shit like putting his "World Best President" mug down on the nuke button and using the catchphrase "Ah jimminy jeez" when he's at the UN.
>>68117516
This. Golly gee this is just nuts.
AHHH JEEZ
AYYY DONTCHYA KNO
OKAYY DEN
I SAYZ YAHH
SOOOOOOOOHHHH
CALLIN HER IN
WELL HECK, DARNN TOOOTIN
>>68117516
I want it to be like this, except Cletus is president
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck
I'm going to laugh heartily when Kasich steals the nomination from Trump.
Delusional to stay in race that is mathematically impossible for him to win. Somebody should rub this guy out. PATHETIC.
>>68121150
brokered convention is going to Romney or Jeb not Kasich
Kasich has no chance in hell he's just a Soros spoiler.
>>68115784
If any country knows party loyalists trying to subvert the will of the people, its fucking Colombia. Listen to this man he speaks of the future.
>>68121247
It doesn't really matter who it is. The main point is that it is not Trump. GOP is perfectly fine with losing the election in November as long as they are able to maintain the status quo.
>>68115582
We need to stop calling them protesters. They are willfully trying to incite violence and infringe the rights of others. They are agent provocateurs to be precise.
We can't just call them protesters, because that makes it sound like they are doing something just, when in fact they are behaving lawlessly.
>>68117516
sounds like Jimmy Carter desu
>>68122103
TFW we literally have no law and order in this country when it comes to political crimes. Our whole Federal justice system is suspect.
>>68116479
>My wife's son
ARE
>>68124491
YOU
