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>Delegates The Lion: 696 / The Liar: 425 / The Who: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
RALLIES TODAY:
>TUCSON, ARIZONA - TUCSON CONVENTION CENTER - 3:00 P.M. MT
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1zqJVnBBkADJB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipUjysWyUTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPMBXWm14Ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWHlt00w0ps
RALLIES FROM THE PAST WEEK:
>FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ- 3/19/16
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>Rally Salt Lake City, UT 3/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GXF4PPvlc
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJvfbs6u-6Y
>Trump on Morning Joe 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLKFKzIezbU
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXSfAQ3Y1kA
>Trump on CNN with Wolf Blitzer 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2WEN6UE_hE
>Trump On "Meet The Press" 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqNSYSeo5A8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Infowars MOCKS 'Democracy Spring' Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o6PhvY7_ZE
>PJW: Trump is LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_9Faxz1s5g
>Aids Skrillex: You’re a Fucking White Male!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>YOKO: NOTICE ME TRUMP SENPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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AWOOOOOVMENT
Rally in progress!
>>68049986
THATS NOT TRUMP AT THAT RALLY
THATS A DOUBLE
HAPPENING EXPECTED
HIGH
ENERGY
RALLY
100%
TIME FOR THE SNAKE
anime is source of meme magic. also snek best gril. also sky is blue
NIMBLE NAVIGATOR
GET HIM OUT
>Snake poem being read again
>Protesters thrown out just before reading it
Snake truly is best girl
H I G H
MAGA
SNAKE POEM ON TAP
Trump should just stand tall and hold his nut sack when hes waiting for protesters to get thrown out
Snek Tiem?!!!
AIDS SKRILLEX FEAT SAFE SPACE SALLY - WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwywPGAZ43Q
>>68049947
Shilling my own post just to show that these agitators are doing the exact opposite of what they set out to do. Keep strong.
Do we really want to promote his obvious snake hate? I think that poem will increase violence towards snakes, not all snakes are deadly after all!
SNEK SNEK SNEK
SUCH FILTHY LANGUAGE
>>68050379
> I overheard several people leaning greatly more towards Trump after the outstanding ineptitude showed by the instigators.
that's good to hear
sssssssnek!
S N A K E
N
A
K
E
TAKE ME IN OH TENDER /POL/
SNEKKKKK
SNAKE
N
A
K
E
A SNAKE
A SNAKE
S N E K
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Almost 33k viewers in the RSB stream
HIGH ENERGY
I
G
H
E
N
E
R
G
Y
my favorite story
>>68050480
Nadeko is best girl, but you have to admit, when she went full snake she was a big threat
SNEK!!!
Does something look off about Trump to anyone else? Is that really him?
Snek a shit.
Why do people hate trumper so much? Is it the media?
SNEK
>>68050749
yes
HSSS
let me in oh tender /pol/
>>68050749
Yes.
Why are they calling that faggot aids skrillex
FUCK YOU SNEK
LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shit that was high energy
DONT TREAD ON ME, THE SNAKE ALWAYS BITES.
YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN
Let me in /pol/
SNEKS GET OUT REEEEEEE
POST WAIFUS!!!!!
Is Snek the best red pill poem ever???
MUSLIMS == SNAKES
Will Trump ever come to Washington or Oregon?
I want to see my hero in-person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
best rendition tbqh
>>68049986
bedtime story with Papa Trump
>>68050961
Since I've been posting Peach to these, I'll switch it up and throw cutest girl in
Trump looks hardcore with this lighting.
HE HOLDS THAT BIBLE HIGH
THEN HE LIES
>>68050693
That chat room thingy is a mess.
You can't read shit
Don't Mormons hate being called Mormons?
>>68050984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULx9k2QkL94
>>68050984
It's lovely and straight to the point.
Guys I love Trump so much
We're so lucky to have a man like this running for presidency
-working on a fresh snek meme. was gonna try a 4 headed thing, tail wrapped around this. anyone got the mt rushmore maga 4 background? slow as ell with ps but if anyone else wants to try...
These supporters are low energy
Lads did I fuck up by betting on Trump to win Arizona and Wisconsin
Ted Cruz theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCLizTg9nWo
rate my oc plz k thnx
>1776
AMERICA WILL BE RESTORED TO FULL HEALTH!
>>68051231
yeah Trump is a genious for using that
>>68051242
>It's lovely and straight to the point.
tfw no Trump in Europe who uses it here. hell we need it more than you guys
>>68049986
CHECK EM
>>68051221
why the fuck would they hate being called Mormons?
>>68051384
Trump looks pretty based with the dark shadow over the eyes.
>>68050984
Little Red Hen is also good, but Tender woman or the Frog and Scorpion is more related to terrorism
>>68051329
he's definately gonna win Arizona at least
>>68051339
a cute, CUTE!/10
Spread this, especially in Utah
>>68051429
Because they are the latter day saints not mormons. Some find it a slur.
>>68051339
good if you are 6 years old
Who /mongoose/ here?
>>68051429
>>68051482
it's like calling national socialists "nazis"
>>68051363
>1776
>AMERICA WILL BE RESTORED TO FULL HEALTH!
fucking poetry right there
>>68051459
look at this dark shadow under his nose
Can we have a delegate goal tracker in these generals? The focus now should be getting 1237.
>>68051479
Do you really wanna compare Jesus to Trump? Could seem like an ego thing.
>>68051338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM7oxuOLIiw
Rollins FUCK YEAH
THANKS BASED JEEP
>>68051484
I want a Trump mask
>>68051429
Because it's like if we called all Christians 'Biblers'
BOYYYY HE GON DOIT
>>68051339
best pic ever
>>68051459
It reminds me of some anime characters.
CHYNA
>>68051484
WHOA, HEY GUYS!
>>68051482
No they don't find it a slur.
>>68051512
Reporting in!
Show your war face boys!
>>68051580
THANKS BASED JEEP
>>68051550
Except that IS a slur.
>>68051674
Some do
RIOTS IN NEW YORK NOW
CASUALTIES
POLICE FIGHTING BACK
TEAR GAS
TRUMP TOWER RIOTS
THEY HAVE BROKEN IN YOU FUCKS STOP WATCHING THE RALLY
>>68051580
Is there a video of that m8?
>>68051707
>It's not a slur if I was taught it in school!
>>68051484
more like totally not ok dude like why man chill
>>68051755
post the link, cuck
>>68051707
Could be but I can attest many people use it out of ignorance (in the "don't know otherwise" sense).
Outside of the US few people will identify the "Elder" dudes as LDS, they will always say something like "oh, I know, they are Mormons"
>>68051755
Link where?
>>68051755
POST LINK
>>68051580
>fascist protestors will continue be btfo
???
Fuck off cuckservative
Making burgers for dinner whole trumpposting. All I need is my MAGA to be here
>>68049986
The Centipede vs snek
no more sanctuary cities
>turning South Korea and Japan into vassals
FUCK YEAH
>>68051580
>THANKS BASED JEEP
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/
>>68051760
first few minutes of Fountain hills rally video in OP
12:00 - 13:00
>>68051944
nimble navigator vs poisonous motherfucker who regulary bites peoples feet
>>68051944
holy shit! Centipede kill snek?
MAGA
>>68050693
Did you miss the 62k viewer Florida rally?
>>68051944
WHO WIN
MITT ROMNEY STIFF
>>68051580
link to jeep vid?
TRUMP IS REACHING HIS NEXT LEVEL
You can hear the anger in his voice
FUEHRER TIER
>protect germany
yes pls do that mr.trump!
HE CAN FEEL IT
awew lad
COMPLETE AND TOTAL VICTORY
HIGH ENERGY
>>68051755
It's not even sundown yet here
>>68051832
>>68051909
>this energy
LATINOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS
>>68052118
>If you're fluent in German, you've heard this obscure last name
He should mention Paul Ryan's meltdown.
SO HERE'S THE STORY
>>68051972
shit that's scary
Somehow remembers Grim Fandango game.
Can Trump turn useless shits like me into loli housewives so we can still help MAGA?
Post rally shenanigans, had this happen after fountain hills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA9FziHD-LQ&feature=youtu.be
The Final Two
I WANT THAT SIIIIIIGN
*hissssssss*
HIGH ENERGY
>>68052118
>WE NEED TO STOP HATE AND RACISM!
>Oh, by the way, all Germans are Nazi's :)
Libercucks, not even once.
DOING IT MYSELF
I WAAAANT THAAAAT SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!
>>68049986
Ho much delegates for marco rubio again?
GET HERE ON HER!!!!!!!!
Who Tucson here?
LATINOOOOOS
LATTTTTTTTTTTTTINNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Latinos!!!!!
I WANT THAT SIGN.
Holy shit, is this how politics is in muurica?
LATINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
GIMME THAT SIGN
LATINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>68051580
THANKS BASED JEEP
LATINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>latinos support Trump
Scott Adams called it. He's going to say I love you over and over and over.
HIGH ENERGY
HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN!!!
LATINOOOOS :)
LATINAAAAAS
LATINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
LATINOOOOOOOOS
LATINOOOOOOOOOs
>>68052255
When is it sundown anon
VIVA LA TRUMPAZA
>>68050379
Were they arrested?
KISS KISS
LATINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
HIGH ENERGY AS FUCK
*KISSKISS*
:3
>>68052287
what happened?
is that jebs wife?
LATINOOOOOOS
POST YFW TRUMP WILL NEVER BLOW YOU A KISS
LATINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the fuck is this spic doing
VIVA LA RAZA
>>68052118
blaming Germans of the current years for what happened over 70years ago!
THE ENERGY IS FOR REAL THIS TIME. TRUMP IS ON FIRE.
Remember a lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep
>>68052312
MOAR SNEK
WAS MELANIA KEKED?
>Trump calls a Latina fan on stage
>It's Jeb's wife
>>68052345
have family there, was there in november
>>68052345
Where is his chin?
I missed this latinos shit
What did he say?
Melania got cuked
Melania on suicide watch
HIGH ENERGY
MELANIA STATUS:
KEKED
>>68052339
166 Delegates for Rubio and after the first round of votes at the convention they all become unbound.
Oh god what if he's jinxed it and he falls
LATINO HEAT
What's with all the snakes being posted?
Post some >CENTIPEDE!
AYYYY PAPI TRUMP
Holy shit the energy is through the FUCKING ROOF right now god damn.
>>68052483
>Jeb! found hanged in his guac shed
stair safety
GOD DAMN, THIS IS SOME EXTREMELY HIGH ENERGY SHIT GOING ON
TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
>TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
>TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
>TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
>TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
>TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
>TRUMP IS A GENTLEMAN
>>68052345
Queen Creek here, was in Fountain Hills though
was fun even though morons blocked the road
>>68052118
>If you're fluent in German blah blah cunt noises
Stupid bitch. How do you arrive at such a conclusion? Trump only speaks fucking english. No I have not heard this before.
OUR EDUCATION IN THIS COUNTRY IS A MESS
If these protestors are college students how do they have time to do all of this when the semester is still going on?
JEB KEKED!!!
Trump is killing this rally. Ultra high energy!
THAT WAS JEB'S WIFE
OFFICIALLY KEKED IN EVERY ASPECT
Trump has more energy than someone 1/3 his age
its incredible
34567 watching now
>>68051575
more like a Lyin Ted hypocrisy thing
CHYNA
>>68052587
OUR EDUCATION IS A BIG, FAT MISTAKE
MELANIA C.UCKED BY LATINOOOOOOSSSS
Trump's making up for that short rally earlier
>Sweden
>Good Education
IMMIGRANTS YES, WHITE BABIES BOO
Breaking 34k viewers
>Movement!
>>68052602
Because they major in shit easy degrees
>>68052516
>falls
>hits his head so hard he goes unconscious
>is in a coma through the convention
>is in a coma through November
Damn Trump's gotta stop saying SO HERE'S THE STORY.
Trump's voice sounds off today. Hoarser. Makes him less charismatic
>>68051944
IT'S OKAY, SNAKES ARE MAGA!
THEY KILL ILLEGALS AT BORDERS!
>>68052602
Spring break.
what do you want him to say?
>>68052602
its spring break for many.
>>68052295
Is there more of this?
>SHORT
>FAT
>TAMALE WRAPPING
>BABY MAKING
>MACHINE
God Latino women are based.
>>68050984
The original is from Aesop's fables.
>>68052536
Yeah, this is epic
He is in rare form
"Protesters" just set him off
Fuck all communist scum
NORWAY MENTIONED!
NICE N EASY
>NICE N EASY
>>68052699
Internet people
>>68051580
THANKS BASED JEEP
>>68052665
Haha wtf is that? Never heard of.
>>68052679
>He still wins
>>68052679
>still win
establishment on suicide watch
Is Trump even aware of all the meme-worthy stuff he says?
I start to believe he really had this book with hitler speeches at bedside.
>>68052690
He sounds dominant.
>>68052490
he saw a sign that said latinos for trump, he said he loves it, he did a couple smooch sounds to the latinas in the audience and then brought the woman with the sign up there. said he loved her "sorry melania I love her" gave her a kiss on the cheek, then she left the stage. pretty high energy shit mang.
I want an PTR-91 signed by Teflon Don
>>68052710
Trump is anti-fragile
does Trump have some kind of Latina fetish, why does he love them so much
>>68052665
fucking sweden i swear
>>68051755
this was yesterday in u-tow, you shit.
>>68052699
>WE GOTTA CLOSE THE BORDER WITH CANADA
>>68052693
sneks are isis
>>68052583
Was planning on going but got majorly side trakced with other shit maybe next time
LATINOS FOR TRUMP. JOBS, Proper Trade Deals, America Military Great again.
Hillary for Prison 2016
>>68052638
>Jeb's wife!
Ohhhhhh yeaaaah.....
Jesus imagine being a Jeb or Marco supporter.l they must be on suicide watch
>>68052774
Got you exited, huh?
>>68052826
This
SO
>>68052290
>>68052682
SO HERE"S THE STORY
GIVE
ME
A
BREAK
>This ultra high energy
>>68052723
FUCK NORWAY
STRAPPED TO THEIR ANKLE!
>>68052828
He like women who act like ladies
this is a god-tier rally
>those numales behind trump
I'LL BE BACK
>>68052828
>not wanting to pump a latina full of your seed
>not wanting to breed her over and over watching her with your seed in her
TRUMP APOLOGIZED
RARE
RARE
RARE
>>68052704
Yes.
It's Tsuitenai Shoujo
>>68052345
the fuck is wrong with that kid's face
>>68052917
EVERY TIME HE SAYS IT I LAUGH HARDER
>>68052828
gee boss, its almost like hes trying to show he doesnt hate mexicans and isnt a racist like the MSM and liberals have been pushing
>>68052963
This
>>68052900
what animu is that from?
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>>68051916
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>>68052963
this
>>68051755
stop roleplaying, happening fag.
>>68052699
LE-GALLY
>>68052930
HOLY SHIT is that some Mechwarrior 4?
>>68052699
"Latinoooooooooooos"
>>68052943
>latinas
>acting like ladies
Politico hit piece:
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/03/trump-fact-check-errors-exaggerations-falsehoods-213730
>Trump: “We don’t win at trade. We lose to everybody at trade. Trade we lose to everybody.” (March 11 in St. Louis)
>In 2015, the U.S. had trade surpluses with a number of countries including Hong Kong, the Netherlands, the UAE and Australia.
Comparing Hong Kong, a city on a rock, and the UAE, a desert with little oil left, with Mexico, China, and Japan. Reason enough to support Trump is that all these American hating faggots oppose him.
HERE'S THE STORY
>>68053084
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68053043
>4 threads right now
What a big fat mess.
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>>68051580
does anyone still have subaru webm
>>68053043
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY THREAD SPLITTING AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING OP
FAGGOT
>>68052963
I have the urge to make babies with her and have her cook me delicious food forever
>>68053083
I think it's from Star Wars famalam
>>68053143
I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
ALL TALK
NO ACTION
POLITICIANS
MIGRATE HERE
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>>68052893
Nobody had any passion for Jeb or Marco
The only people who will be on suicide watch this election will be either Berniebros, Trumpsters and/or religious Cruz fags.
>>68053083
That's the battle of Geonosis from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
>>68053038
Escaflowne?
>>68053005
SO HERE'S THE STORY
SO HERE'S THE STORY
SO HERE'S THE STORY
SO HERE'S THE STORY
Man, I love Trump but sometimes I am really amazed people don't just laugh at out
KEK HE SAID IT AGAIN WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS
>>68053143
>>68053043
FUCK YOUR SHITTY THREAD
EVERYONE IGNORE IT
>>68052963
I'd racemix with a latina any day, probably have a family with as well
Most are pretty conservative/christian
>>68052963
you have no idea bro
no idea
>>68053162
>>68053216
Oh.
Okay then.
REMINDER TO BERNIEKEKS:
Bernie is kill.
>Conservative? Who cares?
He's right about the obsession with the word conservative. It's especially stupid now. After bitching about Obama for 7 years, why would they want to "conserve" anyway? We need the change and hope Obama didn't deliver.
>>68052963
I know that feel bro
>>68052682
>Damn Trump's gotta stop saying SO HERE'S THE STORY
SO HERE IS THE STORY. Trump is a great storyteller. And it doesn't even matter if it is really a story, or a moment that occurred in the past. The Don tells it the best.
SO HERE IS THE STORY. He will keep on telling stories. And keep making history!
SO HERE IS THE STORY. TOMORROW IT WILL BE HISTORY!
BECAUSE HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY WINNERS.
AND TRUMP AIN'T LOOSING!!!
>>68053231
it's total new yorker thing. just like AND BY THE WAY
>>68053201
LEGALLY
>>68053284
I want to make her an American
>>68049986
What does OP image have to do with Donald Trump?
How was the NYC Rally? Had to work and couldn't attend.
>>68052679
>I'm afraid it's been... 9 years.
>Trump expats dust off their hats.
>"We're going even deeper, take back everything we've lost."
>>68053417
how about HERE'S THE STORY
or TAKE ME IN OH TENDER WOMAN
>>68053231
I went to the rally in Concord, NC and was laughing the entire time with the exception of the serious stuff. He's just a funny guy, his mannerisms, his body language, it's just great. I have not laughed that hard for that long of a time since I saw Gallagher do stand-up in 8th grade.
>>68050984
Also try The Stranger, by Kipling...
>>68052699
KEK
>>68053355
That's what I figured. I always say "So this is what's going on."
>>68053652
kek
>>68054173
benis
