Today is her birthday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEbSY4qrENk
NYASH MYASH :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKN7_vx2xo
>Its your first day as Natalias PA
>You enter her office, and are instantly greeted by a delicate perfume that is both subtle and enticing
>She is sitting at her desk writing
>looking tired, she blows a few strands of hair that are dangling in front of her face and smiles at you
>"Come in Anon, and shut the door behind you"
>You do as commanded
>"Now anon I need you to take these papers to the main office...OPPS!" Some papers accidentally fall under her desk
>She stands up and walks around to the front of her desk with her back to you
>She is wearing a short black shirt, silky leggings and a smart black shirt
>"Silly me, hang on I'll just pick them up"
>She gets down on all fours and reaches under the table
>Her round back bends downwards revealing her toned shoulder blades
>Her skirt cannot hide the shape of her soft, round bottom
>Her skirt lifts up slightly, revealing her smooth upper thighs were the stockings finish
>"Anon, can you help me pick up the papers....I can't reach them all"
what's she the Queen of? (besides my cock)
>You walk up to her and get down on all fours next to her, and try to reach under the desk
>She wriggles closer to you, smiles and also reaches under the desk
>You can feel her warm body next to yours
>As you look under the table you suddenly feel her warm breath against your neck
>"Anon, you have such nice hair"
>she runs her fingers through your hair, then gently massages your neck
>You suddenly feel something soft under the table
>It's her other delicate hand. They clasp gently around yours
>You turn your face to hers, now only inches away
>She smiles and bites her lip
>"Come here anon"
>Her free hand pulls your head towards hers
>her soft wet lips latch onto yours, sending tingles running through your body
>You kiss for a minute, every second full of passion and warmth
>she gently pulls apart, breathing deeply and staring lovingly into your eyes
>you both slide your hands out from under the table
>"haha...got it! she says, holding the paper, and hands it to you along with the others
>" thank you anon" "that will be all for......today...."
>She returns to her desk smiling, and starts playing with her hair again
>>67922857
QUEEN OF /POL/
>>67922874
b-but Natalia you're married!
>>67922874
>>67922690
>>67922690
>>67922874
I'm trying to picture an overweight, degenerate, autistic /pol/tard being in this situation with her.
It's just too funny to visualize.
>>67922690
>>67922874
is this a pasta or did you write this?
>>67922857
russia of course you fucking dipshit
[spoiler]and /pol/[/spoiler]
>>67922257
When is her son's birthday? I think we should do something nice for him if possible
>>67922257
h-happy birthday
damn
>>67922690
>>67922874
>>67923185
>/pol/ sends her son a bunch of cards with variations of "UR MOM'S HAWT" written on them for his birthday
>>67923191
>tfw had a lucid dream about her
>>67923065
>It's just too funny to visualize
Can't disagree
>>67923065
> american projecting his top 3 insecurities
Why?
how old is she now?
Is she officially a milf now?
>>67923412
36
>>67922257
Happy Birthday, Natalia! 7 Things You Didn't Know About Crimean Prosecutor
http://sputniknews.com/art_living/20160318/1036535793/natalia-poklonskaya-birthday-crimea.html
>>67923643
>>67923537
Official Gilf (in Ukraine)
>>67922257
Happy birthday!
>>67923399
FACT OF THE DAYY
Natalia's birthday is on the same day Crimea reunited with Russia
>>67922257
>>67923088
From a threads ago, hopefully the guy who wrote it comes back. I'll post another one of his works below.
>>67923185
>>67923351
She has a daughter, not a son.
>>67923364
Tell us about it medkit.
Never forget that a great, perhaps the greatest, Ottoman Sultan, Sulieman the Magnificent fell for a Ukrainian beauty, Roxanna, who gave birth to a drunkard son who set the empire on decline.
>>67924269
slav women are just so damn attractive
>Nalalia hops out of the pool
>She beckons you to follow her into the deserted changing room
>"Anon, will you unzip me"
>You carefully pull the zip down, revealing her smooth wet skin
>"Anon, can you help me take off my wetsuit?"
>You peel the suit off her warm wet body
>Revealing first her perfect shoulders and back
>And then her soft bottom
>She turns around, completely naked, and touches your face
>"Anon, make love to me"
>>67924467
fugg :D
>>67923407
She's fucking perfect
She nothing special. She just like every other 30 something woman now also with those ugly mouth wrinkles making her appear older.
>>67924269
this is what racemixing leads to every time
>>67924467
Moar
>>67924759
That's all I have I'm afraid :(
>>67924815
even without makeup she's nice
>>67924880
mama natalia
>>67925419
how do you think is she celebrating her birthday today?
>>67925512
Shooting AK47 towards Ukraine.
>>67925512
She's probably getting boned right now desu
>>67925684
>tfw she will always be out of your league.
Can't be dealing with this feel.
>>67923779
>>67924450
True, but they age terribly
>>67925787
not true
just dont let them drink or smoke and they'll be fine
>>67925684
i wonder what kind of perfume she uses
>>67925779
She's in my league, just twice my age and married, shame.
I will meet ubernatalia in vladivostok anyway
>>67922257
Ukraine shall give her the best b-day gift ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsSfd-EEncQ
>>67922257
What's her email? I wanna send her dick pics.
>>67922257
>unzips dick
Happy Birthday, Natalia!
>>67926549
Use snail mail for extra class:
Natalia Poklonskaya
The Prosecutor's Office of the Republic of Crimea
295015, str. Sevastopol, 21
Simferopol
>>67924600
>>67923399
Burger btfo by Hitler.
>>67922257
Fuck this Woman. I hope she dies in unimaginable Pain.
>>67928289
I thought they kicked out all the cockholes from Germany to make room for rapefugees?
Has there been a more pathetic forced meme than this Slavic whore?
Will obese neckbeards ever stop fantasizing with people they will never know?
She's a meme fully crafted by Putin in order to add makeup to their invasion, she likely sucks the dick of every other slavshit official who's above her.
Well done pathetic homos, you've been excellent useful idiots so far.
>>67928456
why so angry Jose?
>>67928456
>>67928456
>t. Jealous Obama with proxy
we all know what you get to sleep with every night
>>67928456
Proxy hohol detected
>>67928958
Not angry, just stating the facts.
>>67929084
>being unable to express (ad hominem, at that) without the use of image macro memes
>calling anyone dumb
Irony manifested itself
>>67929629
>>t. Jealous Obama with proxy
>we all know what you get to sleep with every night
Looks like I touched a nerve, considering your worthless fantasy reply.
>>67930394
Why inferior humans are so jealous about slavs being above them?
>>67930928
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Most_traded_currencies
>>67922257
HAPPY NYASH DAY
>>67922257
Oh wow, her and I share a birthday. Neat!
>>67931338
lucky guy
>>67928289
COCK
I would gladly lick her clit and would stuck my tongue in her ass.
Probably she has an amazing and perfect asshole.
>>67922257
Wait its both Putin and Natalia's birthday today?
>>67922257
>her in that skintight wetsuit
>>67922257
nooo one day before my birthday
Does she even realize how powerful she is? If she endorsed Sanders, /pol would start meming about him instead of Trump.
>being Pisces
eww..
still less degenerate than Aries maybe though
I love you, Natalia.
>>67934059
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag, kraut anon
>>67922257
>ywn wake up to her in the morning
>>67922257
What a pretty lady
>>67924467
STOP
>>67934059
Alles Liebe zum Geburtstag
>>67925512
vodka of course
<yfw you get invited to Natalia's birthday party and get to drink with her
