>Lady returns home from work to find trees cut down
>UK police have decided to remove trees from yards, as the sticks could be used as weapons.
>Trees and foliage with thorns are being considered dangerous and a potential law could prevent citizens from owning them.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5485682/Woman-arrives-home-to-find-police-have-confiscated-her-trees.html
>>67900753
>brit cocks will defend this
Grow a dick.
Bin that stick.
>The upper branches had begun to overhang their own garden, they explained, and the trees, otherwise known as California lilac, would look so much neater if they were pruned.
Fucking neighbours
>>67900753
BAHAHAHAHAAA
WHAT A BUNCH OF NANCYS.
I want to go to the UK just because I could literally fuck any brits wife.
>>67900753
>Woman arrives home to find neighbours have cut down garden trees
Claire Daington thought nothing of it when her neighbours asked if they could trim back the swathe of blue flowers from her two prized ceanothus trees.
Australian shitposting is getting lazy.
There's no hope for us, only fire
>>67901094
Bin that stick receptacles to be placed along side the butter knife receptacle.
will they amputate people hands because they can punch someone?
how long before they cut your arms off because you can use those as weapons too?
>>67901094
If you own a tree you're ten times more likely to injure yourself or a loved one with it than you are an intruder.
This is disturbing. Not funny.
What's next? Preemptively cut off everyones hands? We know fists are weapons.
Is this satire or are you guys this cucked
>>67901408
ayyy
>>67900753
The police did not do it. Her neighbour did.
Read the article you dumb fuck.
>>67901094
Top kek
>>67900753
Jesus Christ UK. What the fuck happened to you guys
>>67901327
That depends entirely on whether the right-wing uprising succeeds.
If it doesn't, then we're probably going to all be locked into TheMatrix-style power plant pods that harvest our energy while keeping us asleep from birth to death.
>>67901408
Your politicians should be charged with TREEson
>>67901041
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>>67901574
Read the fucking article you dumb fucks. Her neighbour cut down the trees, not the police.
You arent free, bin that tree!!
hand off your hands bin next. did you know that 99% of gun violence is commited with hands?
>>67901501
Now now, someone lashing out after their trees were removed, you shouldn't of had them in the open for the coppas to see.
>>67901640
As expected, bongs scramble to defend their overlords.
this really proves /pol/ is retarded, almost everyone is too lazy to read the article
>>67901708
Ban on assault hands when?
they should cut off the arms of white males too just to be on the safe side.
you never know.
I have a witch's garden.
I could make you lose your mind, die, or have a nice nap. I also have an Acacia with 1inch thorns that will punch through leather. I use them for toothpicks, or to get in crevices when I'm cleaning my AR-15.
>>67901826
/pol/ is unfortunately filled with shitposting children so nobody bothers to read anything.
>>67901822
As expected, a dumb Yank is being dumb.
>>67901640
>Her neighbour cut down the trees
that makes it okay, right?
>>67902031
It means the state had nothing to do with it. It was just some dumb neighbour.
>>67902092
Says in the article, the neighbor was a contractor hired by police.
>>67902179
Bongs will defend it.
>>67902179
No, it does not you shitposting Aussie.
Is it difficult cutting stake with spoons britbros?
>>67902229
Watch them scramble over each other to claim their country isn't some milk drinking nanny land.
everything that can be used to destroy a weapon can also be used as a weapon. how do you brits live with this?
>>67901822
One bong does, anyway. Bunch of fucking bootlickers in this country.
>>67902250
Sorry mate, you will need to access the article with a proxy, your gov has blocked the real article obviously.
>>67900753
>>UK police have decided to remove trees from yards, as the sticks could be used as weapons.
Woodn't you know it, it is dangerous allowing all that foliage to just stick around.
>>67902449
Read the article, retard.
>>67902465
you are very smart and funny
>>67902517
I suspect this is a real thorn in the side of the people who will have to remove their trees.
>>67900753
Every time I read this shit I ponder if this is real
I've seen the articles, the endless threads but I still refuse to believe it
>>67900753
8/8 m8
>>67900753
This is a joke, right?
>>67902615
read the article, the headline has also been changed from the actual link.
>>67900753
>article keeps repeating "the trees are not dead" as if that somehow justifies it
Jesus Christ.
>>67900753
I'm glad they finally banned assault sticks.
BAN ASSAULT TREES.
>>67902615
Read the article then and you would know the Aussie is shitposting.
>>67901640
Brits did defend this .. with plastic knives, nerf swords and whatever other items that are still legal over there.
Improper pruning though, is there anything worse. There ought to be a special hell reserved for people who don't prune trees properly.
>Be British
>Police take pictures of themselves messing around inside my house and put it on the internet
>Cut down my azalea bushes
>Steal my dog because I forgot to buy a tail wagging license for him
>Mutter under my breath that I don't like the police very much
>The listening device in my TV picks up what I said
>Officer shows up to arrest me
>He's black so I'm charged with hate speech
>Get put in a cell with Muhammad Al Muhammad, who was arrested for being the most British man in the country
>He cuts my head off
>Dead body gets charged with assault for falling onto his knife
>>67902889
This post and this thread prove that /pol/ is filled with retards of the lowest order.
>This is illegal in the uk
>the brits have absolutely nothing to fight back with when the immigrants start taking over
All according to plan.
>>67902572
This is no laughing matter friend, you have to revolt.
You cant let the government stick it to you. Don't beat around the bush, start a movement!
Don't leaf the fate of your country in the hands of the people who wish to remove your freedom.
>>67901640
>www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5485682/Woman-arrives-home-to-find-police-have-confiscated-her-trees.html
This.
TREES
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE TREES
>>67901640
Fucking cuck, i'm going to england to fuck your wife and mother and you can't do shit about it.
>>67903218
Read the article dumb Mexican.
>/pol/ doesn't even read the fucking article
>www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5485682/Woman-arrives-home-to-find-police-have-confiscated-her-trees.htm
>>67902599
People have been attacked in the past by hooligans with sticks. I imagine that it would hurt, as past victims have been heard to yell "Leaf me alone!" The injury rate for these attacks is appalling also. Most people beaten with sticks usually have to be taken to medical facilities for tree-tment. Even then, there are many different types of injuries that occur, requiring the many different branches of medicine to pool their resources for the best prognosis for each victim.
I found the real story.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5485682/Woman-arrives-home-to-find-hitler-gassing-her-trees.html
>>67903330
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5485682/Woman-arrives-home-to-find-neighbours-have-cut-down-garden-trees.html
>>67902974
>>67903304
I have, Cuck.
>>67903330
I guess they didn't tree-t her well. Wood you?
At least they dont have school shootings
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5485682/Woman-arrives-home-to-find-that-OP-is-a-FAGGOT.html
>>67903474
Then you would know that the Aussie is lying.
>>67903505
dont blame me mate, blame your government.
>>67903330
4ch is a silly place.
omg that image lol
>>67901194
Don't know about the UK, but in most places in the US, if branches from a tree overhang your property, you can trim off the part that's encroaching. What the police in the UK did was an insane overreaction.
>>67903540
>Then you would know that the Aussie is lying.
>>67900753
How long until being edgy is a crime?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/5485682/American-buys-freedom-fries-Gets-shot-for-calling-them-french.html
>>67900753
>Trees and foliage with thorns are being considered dangerous and a potential law could prevent citizens from owning them.
Lying cunt. The woman's neighbour won a lawsuit ordering her to cut down her trees because their foliage was overspilling her property. When she still wouldn't cut them, the neighbour cut them down himself.
>>67902465
Refer to this britcucks.
>>67903540
>britbongs
A man once attacked me with a coniferous assault stick.
Why hasn't Mr Cameron banned these dangerous weapons yet?! It truly does boggle the mind that people are allowed access to assault weapons in 2016.
>>67900753
Wait, I hate the evil anglo empire as much as the next guy, but this board is slowly turning into some perpetual meme responses engine without even reading the source at hand, let alone when something needs to be researched/checked.
Have 90% of you even opened the link and read it? Not only does it state that the neighbors did it and not the police (inb4 so that makes it better?), no it does not make it better because the police officer gave the permission but there is no mentioning of any memesque "bin that knife" element in the article nor in the police motiffs regarding the permission of that action.
Not even one usage of the word "sharp", "weapon" etc, come on /pol/, I know that we are entering the great Kek era but maintain some standards that sets us apart from I dunno, Buzzfeed?
>>67900753
This is a new low.
My friend lost 8 fingers and an eye playing conkers. Dangerous weapons like them shouldn't be allowed
>>67900753
You know, i somehow believed you guys when you were posting about UK police confiscating spoons, forks etc.
But i refuse to believe this. NO COUNTRY CAN BE THIS KEKED. I don´t believe it.
>>67903364
top branch banter
>Select all images with trees.
>>67904098
The neighbor was contracted out by the police to cut down the tree.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/12192974/Australians-told-not-to-use-weather-as-excuse-for-racism.html
>A rise in racist incidents has prompted Australian police a clamp down on hate speech.
>The public have been warned not to use the weather as as an excuse for hateful language.
>A minimum sentence of 18 months community re-education awaits those who use insulting language in public.
THERE IS NO CURSE IN ENGLISH, GAELIC, OR THE TONGUES PAKIS...for this TREACHERY
Britain....a country should know BETTER
ROOOOAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MMM...BARUM...COME MY FRIENDS
>>67904320
Read the article. Memes aside there are over 2 million legal firearms in the UK. Hell If I got a firearms licence (piss easy to get btw) I could go to the next town over and buy myself a mosin nagant for around £700
>>67900753
>link doesn't even mention any of that
the australian flag waving proudly I see
>>67904730
>mosin nagant
>700 funny monies
Top lel
>tfw got mine for $170
How did they get a chainsaw to cut the trees? I thought they're illegal weapons
>>67905082
I've seen them go as low as £250 ($350). But yea I'll admit I'm jealous of how cheap and easy it is to acquire guns in America.
>>67901327
BE A MAN
BIN THAT HAND
>>67905082
nice dog
>>67905082
>Volksarmee helmet
the fuck you doin bruh
>>67904855
brit on holiday in usa?
>>67903641
>that wet koala
>Gumnut gets the hose for raping wife's cat to dwath
>>67903636
You can do that here too.
