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>Delegates The Lion: 693 / The Liar: 422 / The Who: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
>TH Hickory, NC 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOlpRxtIB4
>TH Tampa, FL 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VVTbiEnXno
>Rally Boca Raton, FL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
>Rally Cincinnati, OH 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_ed9WMDNE
>Rally Bloomington, IL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IzeBofs_c
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJvfbs6u-6Y
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
>Trump on Hannity about Chicago rally Cancellation 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9Dpm64Wo8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>DANK OC: Smiling Trump, Barking Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKNzYuFLMI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>YOKO: NOTICE ME TRUMP SENPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
>Trump Mocks Clinton on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
>Trump: Bernie supporters just want free lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_YPTo3NVPU
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
Soros planning 10-day Anti-Trump protests across the East Coast
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/16/democracy-spring-thousands-to-participate-in-large/
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-03-17/anti-trump-groups-plot-democracy-spring-largest-civil-disobedience-action-century
‘Democracy Spring’
http://www.democracyspring.org/
https://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=2016&id=N00000019&type=f
TOP CONTRIBUTORS FOR HILLARY CLINTON
Soros Fund Management: TOTAL $7,037,800
https://www.opensecrets.org/pres16/contrib.php?cycle=2016&id=N00009778&type=f
Top contributors for John Kasich page
Soros Fund Management: Total $202,700
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/13/moveonorg-raising-funds-from-trump-protests-warns-/
>Moveon.Org raising funds from Trump protests, warns more disruptions to come
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-03-15/soros-alarmed-by-trump-pours-money-into-2016-race
>Soros, Alarmed by Trump, Pours Money into 2016 Race
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35828747
>Trump presidency rated among top 10 global risks: Economist Intelligence Unit
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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/02/17/trump_you_will_find_out_who_really_knocked_down_the_world_trade_center_secret_papers_may_blame_saudis.html
>Donald Trump on 9/11: "You Will Find Out Who Really Knocked Down The World Trade Center"
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2015/12/03/trump_to_republican_jewish_coalition_youre_not_going_to_support_me_because_i_dont_want_your_money.html
>Trump To Republican Jewish Coalition: "You're Not Going To Support Me Because I Don't Want Your Money"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxf1XmVZ9qY
>Donald J. Trump: The Long Road to the White House (1980 - 2015)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59aJn8Lk9zM
>Donald Trump - What They Don't Want You To See
AWOOOOOVMENT
I still want to see a Trump rally in Chicago!
>>67836189
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
George Soros funds the anti-European, anti-right wing ANTIFA, the FEMEN, all left-wing agitator groups, funded a bunch of protesters to Baltimore and Ferguson to escalate the situation, the Ukraine conflict/coup that threw Yanukovych out of power, how migrants in the mid-East get funding and guides to go to Europe, etc.
It all comes down to Soros. He either directly or indirectly funds these things, and Wikileaks / other leaks from reliable sources confirm that he is the guy pulling all the strings.
Of course, very few people in the media report on this shit when it happens because of obvious reasons - money and influence.
Here are some examples:
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/02/soros-admits-involvement-in-migrant-crisis-national-borders-are-the-obstacle/
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/616541/European-Union-Migrants-Refugees-George-Soros-Hungary-Viktor-Orban-Europe
http://news.sky.com/story/1551853/sky-finds-handbook-for-eu-bound-migrants
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-ukraine-crisis-soros-idUSKBN0KH0NQ20150108
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-01/hacked-emails-expose-george-soros-ukraine-puppet-master
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jan/14/george-soros-funds-ferguson-protests-hopes-to-spur/?page=all
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Ferguson-Missouri-paid-protesters/2015/05/25/id/646587/
http://i.imgur.com/K8ZUEtI.png
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_Matters_for_America
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/02/soros-admits-involvement-in-migrant-crisis-national-borders-are-the-obstacle/
.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KegE285GQuc
>Bill O'Reilly Exposes George Soros
>>67836070
Are you fucking retarded? He was a Republican in the 80s, too. For fuck's sake, he supported GHWB and was even at the 88 Republican Convention.
>>67835426
And yet you parodied Hitler in your last volume. I understand why and I thought it was funny but it was also autistic. Probably should have avoided that desu.
SIMPLY GOOGLE KASICH SOROS FUNDING
>http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/soros-money-funding-kasichs-presidential-bid/
KASICH IS FUNDED BY GEORGE SOROS
WHY DOES NO ONE COVER THIS???
THAT TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHATS GOING ON
LETS MEME MAGIC GEORGE SOROS INTO THE GRAVE WITH THE DANCING SKELETON OF MAGA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
DEATH WILL COME IF YOU MENTALLY PROJECT "GO SKELETON GO"
MAKE SOROS THREADS!
SPREAD SOROS KNOWLEDGE ON NORMIE MEDIA... THEY HAVE NO CLUE... BLM, RIOTS, MOVEON, KASICH FUNDING, BUSH FUNDING, BROKERED CONVENTION SCHEME ETC. ETC.
DONT LET THEM SLIDE SOROS THREADS HERE AND HIDE THE TRUTH
HE IS THE FINAL BOSS... NOT HILLARY OR ANY OF HIS PUPPETS
DONT FORGET KASICH SIGNED ON TO THE ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN AND IS PRO OPEN BORDERS
FIGHT
MAGA
Can someone pls send me the Pepe meme with the tank hooked up the polls?
MAGA
>>67836189
Deport all numales to Canada
OFFICIAL AIDS SKRILLEX THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
OFFICIAL CARL THE KEK THEME SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBIjXd8r4Rk
What do you think fampais?
>>67836189
A FUCKING LEAF
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L M A O
>>67836189
EVERY NIGHT
EVERY DAY
EVERY AFTERNOON
Balancing suggestions? DLC suggestions?
WHEN IS THE NEXT RALLY?!
>>67836354
You the man. This is my favorite Pepe from this election cycle
>>67836283
I assumed that people would recognize the satire, which was pretty obvious considered the whole "Citizens Against Weebs" SuperPAC ending and Hitler calling for the extermination of the Weebs in Europe.
But enough didn't to where it wasn't worth keeping it up.
>>67836400
Ann. I want Queen Ann.
/pol/ STREAMING THE APPRENTICEGET IN HERE
cytu (DOT )be/r/megalopolis
pw: MAGA
Get your daily dose of Trump.
>>67836209
>>67836238
You're doing god's work.
MAGA
A
G
A
>>67836230
>something is different on this pasta
Oh.. he is looking the other way. Kek
>>67836418
on the 'morrow lad
HOLD THE LINE
>>67836468
Serious question: is Ann Coulter a tranny? (was she born a male ??)
>>67836449
Yeah, you were getting hammered in the YouTube comments. It's not a big deal but you should probably avoid Nazi connections in the future. The normies aren't like us, you know?
anyone else get rock hard during the kelly file
OC I made today
BAH GAWD, Jim Ross has written about Trump
http://www.foxsports.com/wwe/story/donald-trump-vince-mcmahon-wrestlemania-republican-presidential-candidacy-031616
>>67836449
Do you have it available somewhere?I laughed myself sick when I first saw it.
I usually save all your videos as soon as I see them in case Jewtube fucks them, but this time I fucked up.
NY trump vs hillary = 36% vs 55%
https://youtu.be/VgylAI1M96A
more work to do lads
>>67836549
No. She's just anorexic and aggressive as hell. I'm in love with her.
>>67836528
OH FUCK
>>67836549
No. Don't you dare suggest such a thing ever again.
*smacks lips*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgG3_h2wrts
>38 HOURS LEFT
>>67836400
katrina
that was too easy
>>67836449
Ayy, thanks for using muh anti-AWOO propaganda.
Btw what's the name of the song you used during the riot footage?
Also you should use this song when mentioning Soros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI
As well this song would be nice during big victories and BTFOs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_z9W_N5Drg
>>67836400
Would take Ann Coulter instantly.
How many hours has it been since the last live Trump appearance?
I feel like I'm dying of thirst, hunger, and lack of sleep but spiritually rather than physically
>ywn be part of Trump's nationalist purge squads
>>67836400
Sarah. I don't mind start a ranch. I hate city life anyway.
>>67836583
saved
>>67836549
Just high test I think
>>67836607
It's on my Twitter (@CantStumpTrump1) Just go through my photos and videos and you'll find it.
>>67836418
On a day when Amerikeks aren't watching the NCAA men's basketball tournament
Why do people still support this moron? He has no positive achievements or qualities whatsoever.
>>67836400
Sarah Palin is the correct choice
Ann fags get fucked
>>67836738
BUILD WALL
>>67836712
Thanks lad.
>>67836636
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA
>>67836738
(You)
did trump just spent his whole free day shit posting on twitter?
Why the fuck aren't they done with Tuesday night's counts? Why is it still 99%?
>>67836738
god can the mods just start banning you bait cunts
>>67836738
6 gorrillion dollars
Let us all donate 2.70 to Trump's campaign.
>>67836805
The new video had too little dialogue in the middle with all the riot footage. Still love the series though!
>>67836400
Trap qt
Bonus: She brings her qt friends over for group sex
Negative: She's only a top
>>67836830
HIGH ENERGY SHITPOSTING
>>67836830
He was most likely on pol as well.
>>67836830
He truly is one of us.
He probably spent the rest shitposting on /pol/ and getting ideas.
>>67836583
NOICE
>>67836895
Positive: benis
Negative: benis
>>67836400
Sarah easily.
>>67836838
motion for recount ongoing - absentee vote counts still underway - until friday afternoon
>>67836738
>Australia still isn't range banned
>>67836189
>the lion v. the lyin
>>67836867
more like 10 gorrillion dollars
HILLARY!
DID YOU KNOW I OWN MANY BEAUTY PAGEANTS?
DID YOU KNOW YOUR HUSBAND HAS BACKSTAGE PASSES TO EVERY ONE?
I'LL SEND YOU CLIPS
SAME ONES I SENT THE MEDIA
>>67836895
>she
Traps and "cute boys" are degenerate and you are a degenerate for shilling that we accept and fuck them.
Someone who's good with shooping wanna MAGA this up?
>>67836769
I'd like to be 7 inches taller though, and Alaska sucks. I'll get property elsewhere.
>don't want to be an internet person more than I already am
>don't want to get dropped in a year or two
I've convinced The Cunt will actually drop dead of a brain aneurysm before the election in November
There's no way she can survive The Don's bantz...and we won't even have to reveal his full power level on her
Can we have "Fucking a White Male Edition" on the next thread title pls? :3
>>67837011
You don't fap to traps? What are you, a faggot?
>>67836978
Neither Lyin' Ted or Hernie want recounts, so Trump basically already won
Why the fuck do I see no Trump Events planned on his page? This is not a time to rest on your laurels for fucks sake. Keep moving.
>>67837074
kek
LISTEN UP, ANONS
As of this moment, I am officially on board of the Trump Train.
Is there a welcome pack or something?
>>67836400
Katrina or sarah palin
Chinks react to Trump
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/16/world/china-donald-trump/
>>ordinary people
>>totally not paid 2 dollars
>>67836528
Are we blatantly just taking cripplechan oc now?
Still just a coincidence goy- I mean guy.
>>67836605
Because that specifically wasn't a battle worth fighting.
>>67836830
Trump is lurking this thread >>67824936
>>67836867
Like the ones Sanders is asking for?
>>67837102
>Netherlands
Useless
>>67837116
Yeah, what he said!
>>67836699
>reverse image search
>find girl immediately
>she's very cute and a massive Trump fan
>see link
>slightly creeped out
https://twitter.com/Pup_in_ya_/status/709851299177754625
>>67836816
Oh my Trump that's glorious
>>67836993
We could do the Lyon for trump...
>>67836816
lmao
>>67837154
Seriously. No more Hitler memes even if they're funny. Post that shit on /pol/ but not on YouTube for the normies.
>>67837154
Just don't respond anymore. The autists will never be happy
One question though -- did you have to rub your eyes repeatedly to make sure it was real when Trump retweeted your video?
Is Trump just Senator Armstrong that manifested into reality through meme magic?
>>67837174
I can provide moral support.
>>67837174
Hey they got Geert Wilders man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFLlyoi-fxs&ab_channel=AustralianNeoCon1
Guy is based.
>>67837258
Learned my lesson. Even some normie Trump supporters still can't recognize satire.
>>67837186
Well you know
>>67837186
Mate you haven't seen nothin yet
https://twitter.com/kaybuggz/status/709414660534042624
>>67836209
Any plans to counteract the Soros planned protests. There is one this Saturday in New York. It would be great if they're met with resistance.
>>67837114
>w-what do you mean?
>China didn't steal labour from America we're just cheaper, it benefits everyone
Is crazy Megyn Kelly pulling her hair from anger or she getting a new haircut every week?
>>67836468
She's mine, m8
We're closer in age.
>>67837379
All good, brother. You've done great things for the God-Emperor!
MAGA!
>>67837037
gotchu fammo
>>67837337
I rubbed my eyes repeatedly anyway since I found out about it within five minutes of waking up in the morning.
>>67837400
JEEEEZUS
>>67837420
She's in constant search of the perfect heroin chic lesbian look.
>>67837102
>Can't vote
>Country could be reclaimed by the ocean at any moment
Buy your own pack
Has anyone tried the
>quiet
meme IRL since Trump did it to Yeb? It works quite effectively. Every time. I'm shocked how easy this is.
>>67837379
I'm not seeing the video on Twitter m8.
Could you toss me a link?
>>67837186
>>67837381
>>67837400
well......you know..
>>67837337
do you think Trump watched it
>>67837154
Good decision on the Hilter thing. You have a chance that Trump or his team could retweet your vids like has happened before.
Btw, still giggling about the "it's Rubio!" Barrier jumper at the end. Dunno why but it tickled my funny bone.
>>67837481
>>67837511
I can't decide
>>67837400
I cannot stop fucking laughing, oh my god.
This is fucking great. Thank you.
>female version of Trump-obsessed /pol/ster
>>67837481
>>67837511
I meant with like banners and such but I kek'd hard.
>inb4 stone MAGA hat carvings on Mt Rushmore
>>67837485
That's awesome. I hope you have pic related framed in your room or office or something
>>67836805
Thanks, that shit is fucking cash.
>tfw haven't watched that movie for over 7 years now
>>67837574
I've used the EXCUSE ME when people start interrupting me.
Trump has made me measurably less beta.
>>67837400
>Bitches for Trump
I guess
>>67837654
Absolutely. Maybe not the full thing but for sure
>>67837574
I miss ¡Yeb! so much. There was something so satisfying about watching Trump repeatedly cuck the little fella. Trump broke ¡Yeb! and Little Jebbie took it. He never fought back. Sure, he tried a couple jabs but Trump always alpha'd him the fuck out. It was beautiful.
where are all the GODDAMN interviews from today?!?!
he's ON SHOWS TODAY WHERE ARE THE LINKS TO THOSE INTERVIEWS FUCKING POST THEM OH MY GOD
>>67837420
You can tell when the cameras go to that side angle of her sitting at the desk and you can see her side profile that she's putting on weight...The Don is literally constantly inside her head, and she's having a slow nervous breakdown
Look for her to be obese and have a double chin by the time we get to November
>>67837591
https://twitter.com/CantStumpTrump1/status/709807537294589952
>>67837574
I've adopted the "excuse me" every time someone interrupts. I've also started doing his hand moments whilst speaking, although I'm honestly not sure if I used to do them before, but never realized it.
>>67837748
I bet Trump misses him. He will probably add him to his cabinet just so he can shit on him every day
>>67837574
I use the "I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS" and it works quite well
>>67837772
She could stand to put on a few pounds desu. She's one of those gals that looks better with a couple extra pounds. The anorexic look doesn't suit Megyn well.
>>67837519
holy kek
>>67837804
Aye senpai you want some OC, just hit me up.
POST HIS INTERVIEWS FROM TO DAY HE GAVE INTERVIEWS TO DAY POST THOSE INTERVIEWS
>>67837400
wow... just wow....
>>67837853
That and bringing the long hair back would make her an 8.5/10 easy.
GOP is gonna go for a brokered convention and shoot itself in the foot in the general in the process.
Attempting to off Trump will lose them a lot of supporters.
>>67837804
I've seen Ann Coulter do "STILL TALKING"
i NEED MY FIX OH MY GOD CAN SOMEONE GET THE HELL AROUND TO UPLOADING HIS INTERVIEWS FROM TODAY ONE AIRED AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO I THINK WHY THE FUCK ISNT IT POSTED POST IT
>>67837400
Good lord
>>67837400
https://twitter.com/Pup_in_ya_/status/708747943835254785
>>67837667
>>67837154
>Btw, still giggling about the "it's Rubio!" Barrier jumper at the end. Dunno why but it tickled my funny bone.
Yeah, that was fucking brilliant
>>67837932
Agreed. She was smoking hot with the beautiful long hair.
>>67837911
Can you do this one?
>>67837960
BILL MITCHELL ALWAYS BRINGS THE BANTZ
I'm convinced he's a /pol/ack.
I'd like for Trump to stop to alienating the entire GOP against him. I just heard the Nebraska senator talking on O'Reilly saying that he asked Trump on Shitter a couple of policy questions and got answered by being called a gym rat.
It's pretty funny, but he should really refrain from making good people inside the Rep party to hate him as well.
>>67837996
fucking dumb. is that a standard effect? dumb. she did the fuck nothing with it. uninspired trash. ugly basic whore.
Someone take over OP, I'm going for groceries.
>>67836189
Just wanna say hello to everyone here and a big thank you to the OP. When I come home from work/rehearsals I read almost all the past Trump generals, I love this movement. Oh, and I love the Awooos too. MAGA
>>67837804
sad the normies got butthurt about the weebocalypse, but the awoo cancer prolly was too much of an inside joke for them to jump over the Omg-Le-Hitler gap
Not a Trump supporter, but I would love to see Magna Centipede from Mega Man X2 turned into MAGA Centipede, especially considering how the centipede meme ties into the Trump campaign and how close Magna is to MAGA. Make Mavericks Great Again!
>>67837996
I just dont know
>>67837400
Jesus Christ.
>>67838051
I'll do it after.
>>67838074
yeet
>>67838074
post the GODDAMN INTERVIEWS FROM TODAY HOLY SHIT THERE IS NEW CONTENT FROM TODAY FUCKIN POST IT
>>67837976
damn they are good with ps
press F to pay your respects to Rubio's political career
Fuck that, Dyke hair Kelly is supreme. I'd hate fuck that bitch as hard as possible until she begged me to stop and would pledge to use her media powers to push Trump to the White House.
>>67838119
Oh, yeah, that's not creepy at all.
>>67837400
>>67837186
>>67836699
>these niggas don't know about female autists
If you guys think men with autism are weirdos, you haven't seen jack shit.
Will the jews really cause WW3 just to stump the Trump?
>>67831536
>>67838092
Irl kek'd.
>>67838120
Thanks.
I never hear anyone talk about Bernice's rape fantasy paper. What happened to that?
>>67836400
>not including Yoko
>>67838144
>pay your respects to Rubio's political career
I'll piss on its grave. Slimeball motherfucker.
>>67838003
I honestly believe that's the best individual segment I've done next to the Trump-Cruz lightsaber battle. I had it done before Rubio dropped out, whose subsequent defeat on Tuesday night made it that much better
>>67838107
amazing
>>67838183
Maybe I'll finally get a chance to use my food stores!
>>67838217
oooohh I wanna hear about that
>>67838131
WHY DONT U INCLUDE THE GOD DAMN INTERVIEWS IN YOUR POST IF YOU HAVE THEM LINED UP
I WANT TO SEE EM
>>67838217
He a part of the in crowd
>>67838107
I do it for you boys.
>>67836400
I already got Ivanka last night.
>>67838131
do you have a link?
It's hard to find the interviews, mate.
>>67838176
It's part adorable and part scary as shit, I gotta say.
>>67836189
https://i.imgur.com/7KiL9UE.png
/r/The_Donald ran by pussys confirmed
>>67838176
Most female autists go full tumblr, it's amazing that there is one on the internet and pro trump
>>67838119
Is this satire
GUNDAMS IN TWENTY MINUTES
>>67836625
Literally WHO?
>>67837853
>>67837932
>>67838029
>>67838145
You faggots have all lost your minds
Kelly with the long hair and a few extra pounds on her is still a 7/10 at best...her face is butter...the nose and chin aren't exactly feminine...there are plenty of other hot women on Faux...let's get with the fucking program, lads
>>67838476
Can we just blow North Korea off the face of the earth already?
>>67838144
/r9k/ candidate lost r.i.p in peace
>>67838489
Get that donkey mouthed cunt the fuck out of here.
>>67838489
>7/10
It is above average. That mean she looks good not goddess.
>>67838476
The japs are cucks anyways, they will probably just cry about it, like with the Chink Islands
>>67837400
My fucking sides
Is this what would become of /pol/acks if they all suddenly turned female?
>>67838489
Kimberly Guilfoyle is a sexy vixen even though she was married to Gavin Newsom.
Andrea Tantaros is my newsfu desu.
>>67838269
I would agree, it was a very good episode in general
>>67838577
Best so far
>>67838489
I miss Lauri Dhue. She was sexy as hell. Too bad about the alcoholism, I guess.
How many of the queers on pol would have sex with Trump?
If so, how?
>>67838476
>landed
>in airspace
>>67837804
Even Sanders used the ''Excuse me'' with the hand gesture in the Michigan debate. The first I saw him standing up to Hillary's interruptions.
>>67838577
NORWAY
STAHP
I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS WINNING
>>67838489
Look for those pics of Pattie Ann Brown on Red Eye in a dress with no bra on. That shit is extra hot
Who AZ rally on saturday?
>>67838476
>yfw Trump's 8 years of presidential accomplishments will include smashing the norks into paste after they drop a nuke on Seoul
>>67838693
Bernie might have had a chance against Hillary had he been alpha but of course he wouldn't dare stand up to the cunt.
Guys I'm genuinely scared. Like I know we always have a bunch of trolling in here... But if Trump fights Hilldog, he's going to expose her. I'm truly worried somebody is going to hurt Don.
I'm worried about all these weird proxy wars. I'm worried about real bloodshed happening. I have high hopes he's going to win. But I don't want war. I don't want chaos.
I know this sounds stupid. But I'm being serious. I'm worried the end one way or another is coming. War or civil unrest
Can somebody comfort me and tell me I'm dumb
>>67838686
I would let Trump make my anus great again.
>>67836189
>>67836189
>http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
This ain't working. What is the rally schedule?
>>67838578
>Get that donkey-mouthed...errrrrrr let me bury my face between those 50+ year-old MILFthighs
Yeah, I know that's what you meant to type, fagboy
>>67838737
but his schedule page is empty
>>67838269
I loved the Chicago protesters scene, cinematic.
>Trump doesn't sell sweatpants in his campaign shop
but I want to MAGA and be comfy at the same time
>>67836469
>tfw watching God Emperor fire people with /pol/
>>67838807
He's taking a little vacation, it's Barron's birthday coming up
>>67838737
Is it going to get filled up before it even shows up on the website? Or was it taken down because full, and i missed it?
>>67838823
>>67838807
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/03/17/donald-trump-rally-fountain-hills-saturday/81919280/
Its saturday
>>67838761
You're dumb. Negative vibes won't help.
SEND MEME MAGIC TO DON.
MAGA SHIT UP PHAM.
>>67837400
Is it time?
I think it's time.
>>67838476
aw shit nigga
>you will see nippons go full rising sun in your lifetime
>>67836816
oy veyyyyyyyyyy
http://www.haaretz.com/opinion/.premium-1.555637
>>67838259
Give me a bonus and ill add
>>67838835
bretty awesome desu
>>67838892
I don't even know what that means.
>>67838476
the starving nukeless poor North Korea at war with US and allies oh noooo what will we ever doo
>>67837400
>ywn be a 70 old billionaire knocking up teenage girls
>>67836346
>>67836583
Hey guys, I’m the person who originally recorded the video of “Carl”. I have to say, I didn’t expect it to blow up like this. And now that it did, I feel a bit bad about it. let me explain.
Firstly, let me start by saying that when I uploaded the video, I knew it would piss you guys off because it portrayed “Carl” as exactly what so many of you hate: An arrogant, stuck up liberal who thinks his opinion is superior to yours even though he can’t even defend it. A “SJW” who depends on feels and not facts, and will yell whenever his opinion is challenged.
Well, it seems that’s exactly how so many people on 4chan took it. And the meme blew up. But i feel a little bit deceiving for it. The truth is, it wasn’t such a simple interaction. After Carl went “ARE YOU SERIOUS?” He started talking about how Hitler’s rise to power depended on blaming a specific group of people and promising to eliminate them from our society. He talked about the rise of fascism when the establishment fell apart, hitler manipulating, blah blah blah. He even said some stuff about the language they use. It seems like he really did his research honestly.
So, there you have it. I don’t agree with Carl. But he DID explain his reasoning. I figured people would realize this considering the video is only 4 seconds long (not nearly enough time to explain his reasoning). So yeah. Can you please stop bullying this kid? He may not support the same candidate as you do but to harass this kid for being an arrogant liberal is just dishonest. Instead of attacking him with ad hominem, we should actually focus on addressing his arguments. Otherwise we look like a bunch of insecure rednecks who will focus on attacking a person rather than their reasoning (ironically, everything we supposedly stand against)
Thank you for taking the time to read this.
>>67838761
>I'm worried about all these weird proxy wars. I'm worried about real bloodshed happening. I have high hopes he's going to win. But I don't want war. I don't want chaos.
News flash. We're not going to get this country back from the jews without violence, chaos and even civil war.
Right now its calm though. The jews are equipping the niggers and sjws on the other side. We will need to mount up soon as Trump's nationalists.
>>67838761
>I'm worried about all these weird proxy wars. I'm worried about real bloodshed happening. I have high hopes he's going to win. But I don't want war. I don't want chaos.
>I know this sounds stupid. But I'm being serious. I'm worried the end one way or another is coming. War or civil unrest
You're a little late to the party here, bud. Come July there is going to be full on war between Trump's supports and Soros' funded Democracy Spring BLM cronies.
>mfw
>>67838812
She looks like she took a right hook from Tyson and had to have facial reconstruction.
>>67838892
Is she about to clean up a murder scene?
>>67838828
Is this like a meme or do liberals fear Trump so much they actually have dreams about Donald? I haven't had a single dream about Trump yet.
Why do liberals suck at politics?
>>67836549
She is a lot lot lot older than you most likely realize. Here is her in college.
>>67837519
>"just a prank bro"
>silly goym!
Topkek
>>67838828
I would buy the shit out of some Trump sweatpants.
>>67839042
>mfw I've never had a Trump wet dream
What am I doing wrong?
>>67838476
Aww shit you fucked up now Kim.
You just woke up Godzilla.
They're at it again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0eU3Fr0nsY
I have some family in the media and heard Trump might show up at one of the NCAA Basketball events, but they're keeping it under wraps for obvious reasons. So at the very least look for a rally in those areas.
>>67838828
you know, the strangest thing about that is i can totally imagine Trump doing that.
could i do that with any of the politician cucks? Nope.
>trump will never have a rally in Connecticut
I should have went when he had that book signing in NYC before his campaign became popular
>>67838761
The public since the 90's have been subdued into not fighting governments
They are masters of keeping the staus quo
>>67839042
>not dreaming about the Emperor
>>67839068
Same.
>>67839179
He'll probably hit all the lower 48 before November.
>>67838131
Don't forget to add another immigrant Muslim terror attack:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/03/17/fbi-says-uc-merced-attacker-was-self-radicalized-and-inspired-by-the-islamic-state/
>>67839114
>Bernie getting BTFO at the end
AYYYY
Someone please post the pic of Ivanka on the late night show. It's a collage thing showing much cleavage.
>>67839042
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/271808-report-psychologists-seeing-trump-anxiety-among-patients
it's not even a joke
they're losing sleep over this, long before he even gets nominated.
>>67837186
>not using God emporer's deodorant
>>67839244
Oh man, I love that.
>>67838994
take pics, post here
>>67836400
>not picking Ann
Plebs pls go
>>67839244
>bantz in his sleep
>>67839114
Those videos are the funniest things to happen this election.
Its a sad commentary on politics when they become a source of humor.
>>67838994
Enjoy my man. Make some noise.
>>67839244
LOW
ENERGY
KIKIE
COMMIE
I can't wait for Trump's first State of the Union address. He's going to be fucking legendary.
>>67838761
>implying the lefty jews, sjws and feminists know how to fight
>implying you don't want to kill the niggers
Do you even /pol/ bro
Anyone got that good politifact is bullshit picture? Also, where's my Sweden bruh from last night? We love you.
>>67839354
?
>>67839460
You mean Trump's first State of the Empire address.
>>67838476
part of me thinks they're doing this because they got a space between now and the election where the US is sort of vulnerable to reacting before a heavyweight like Trump comes in and doesn't take any of their shit e.g. they're posturing
if trump gets in he's gonna blow the fuck out of them with russia/china/japan and build a successor state that won't threaten china
>>67839244
>>67838828
>Trump is crossing dimensions and delivering bantz in their sleep.
>>67839525
MUH DICK
>>67836528
OH SHIT
>>67838977
So he used the same talking points you read on Huffington Post in addition to his cuck catch phrase? Just makes me hate him even more. Fuck this kid, I hope he gets bullycided. I'm not playing nice anymore with these liberal faggots.
>>67839460
>Obama has to attend his inauguration
>he might actually turn and say "Obama, you're fired"
The libshit tears would never stop flowing.
>>67838977
Wait, is this copy pasta?
>>67839550
You can never escape the MADMAN
I guarantee the likes of Rick Wilson and Ben Shapiro wake up in the middle of the night after they see Trump's grinning face in their dreams.
>>67839331
Is that stuff worth it? I don't really know what to invest in as for as colognes, some tell me to just never get them.
>>67839626
Yes
>>67839042
>I haven't had a single dream about Trump yet.
one of us is false
>>67836528
remove this immediately
>>67839305
Please? Anyone?
>>67839626
Yes, seen it a few times today.
NEW THREAD
>>67839695
NEW THREAD
>>67839695
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>>67839695
NEW THREAD
>>67839695
NEW THREAD
>>67839695
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>>67839667
Don't forget that cunt Liz Mair. We should make an Enemies List.
>>67839550
>we're literally feeding his powers with arcane magic born out of memes
>>67839626
Yes and it is getting annoying now. Like forced meme.
>>67839354
I fucking puked
>>67837186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAMxV2-ZJ1A
I'm going to marry her
>>67836895
>Bonus: She
That's a he, not a she. Trump's campaign is a big tent, but pretending a trap is a girl is completely Bernie / Hillary territory - land of illusion stuff.
Keep the trap crap on /b/
>>67838828
Can we get a petition or something to get trump brand sweatpants? That would be max comfy to wear while posting in /trumpgen/
>>67839667
>Barack Obama has been waking up at 4 AM screaming since June of last year
>he won't tell anyone what's wrong but everybody knows what's going on
>>67837485
Are you @CantStumpTrump1? Enjoying the bants now.
>>67839154
Do Berniecucks really think Sanders could ever intimidate Trump at all? Lmao Jesus.
>>67838880
>Michael McPhearson, executive director of Veterans for Peace, said the group will send to the rally members of its "Veterans Challenge Islamophobia" campaign.
>Veterans for Peace
HE'S THE ONLY ELECTABLE CANDIDATE THAT WON'T START MORE BULLSHIT WARS.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>67839043
>you will never grow old with Ann Coulter and experience the banter first hand
It hurts
>>67840193
LOL I knew plenty of veterans. They all HATE Muslims.
How likely is it that trump is going to get assassinated if he wins?
>>67839043
holy shit she's 54. what the hell she looks better than some girls in their 20s
>>67839042
I've only had one dream with Trump, and he was only in it for a second.
I have had some wild dreams after arguing with shills late into the night and worrying about upcoming results.
The three nights before Super Tuesday I had absurdly detailed dreams, but there was only one part that was election related, and that was when I turned on the TV and saw Cruz gloating about winning three states. Easily the worst part of a dream that included me trying to avoid a shooter, humiliating myself in front of a girl and seeing a man hanged on stage.
>>67839915
Holy shit, that's why his hair has gotten so gray.
Don has been memeing him to death in his sleep since 2012.
>>67840569
You know those semi-lucid dreams where you're half awake and stuck in a thought pattern? I had one of those where I was Kasich's campaign manager and no matter what I did he kept getting crushed by Trump.
>>67840524
that's the benefit of being a skelly, slows down your aging
>>67840684
It's amazing I don't have more political dreams.
The one dream where the God-Emperor graced me with his presence I was at a boardroom meeting at the top of a skyscraper with floor-to-ceiling windows, and my fear of heights kicked in so badly I had to leave. Trump was very nice, but the dream only got worse as I went down flight after flight of stairs with glass sides and views all the way down to the ground.
I keep hoping he'll come back so I can redeem myself.
>>67840111
I would fight to the death to defend based Gavin.
