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The time for slacking is over. Bernie needs our help. Use the BerniePB tool to reach out to voters and tell them what you think of Bernie. Make them feel the Bern!!
https://www.berniepb.com/
Please report back on your feedback :)
Im on it chief, time to fuck Arizona up.
LETS DO THIS GUYS!
Stop trying to false flag /pol/ for Bernie's shit campaign.
>>67834548
Aw that's cute.
>>67834548
who?
>>67834548
back to r*ddit you faggot
>>67834548
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4ashev/the_losses_on_tuesday_only_strengthened_my/
THESE KEKS ARE GOING ALL OUT FOR BERNIE. THEY WON'T BE EATING LUNCH FOR A YEAR AFTER THIS ONE.
trying to ensure they switch over to Trump once Sanders quits would be time better spent
Play this in the background while you're making the calls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyQeUw9V-s
>>67834969
>girlfriend's son
>his shed
Ruse cruise.
>>67834548
Can someone post phone bank info so we can legit help out?!?!?
>you will never have a retarded first time voter,19 year old call you and tell you about why an economically illiterate senior should be president
fug
>>67835455
...I don't get the punch line
>>67834548
>become Bernie phonebanker
>start every call off with "YOU WANT FREE SHIT? VOTE BERNIE"
>subvert and discredit Sanders campaign
>>67834548
>beating a dead horse
What's to stop me from using this site to call voters and spew racist shit in Bernie's name?
>>67834997
Seconding this, we have nothing against Bernie
We should ally against Hillary, she's obviously a corruption vector in this race.
>phone bank for Hernie Sanders
>start calling black homes
>"nigga i ain't voting for a Jew, fuck off"
There was a lot of literally can't evens that day.
>>67835364
I giggled.
>>67834548
>be me
>calls soon to be bern-victim
>Woman picks up
>"If you dont vote for Bernie Sanders you're a fucking retard"
>Hang up
>Call next house
Holly shit
>get the Bernie phone bank numbers
>tell them not to vote for Bernie
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfuckers.
>>67834739
Hey man, I want to see Trump lose because he is a loudmouth racist who is reviving racial tensions to the highest levels we've seen in 50 years. He is the polar opposite of everything Sanders stands for, a corporate billionaire who is opposite to the beliefs and foundation of our nation. To see a single the_donald thread on /r/all disgusts me because it symbolizes the problems that we all thought the country, and western civilization, went through and got past half a century ago. But we've regressed and now we face undoing all the civil rights and social progress gains we've had in our lives. Acceptance of gays? gone. The elimination of freedom of speech and of the press. A crackdown on atheism, a judicial system transformed into a network of Kangaroo courts, secret police with a no accountability for the subhuman treatment of persons of colour, with murderers, rapists, political dissidents, and users of recreational marijuana all being punished with equal contempt. We will go from a democratic republic to a banana republic, with wall street heading the equivalent of modern slave camps as social safety nets are eliminated and workers' rights are suppressed and strikes going the way they did during the industrial revolution, which is to say not very well. As you'e probably guessed by now, i'm not very big on trump, not in the slightest. He is a misguided, scary man with even more scary and misguided ideas. I'm not saying Hillary is a beacon of light, she is truly a terrible option, but she is many times more better than the trainwreck a trump neo-facist presidency would be. Losing the election is essentially losing our country, and that cannot happen at any cost.
>>67836640
Please record call and post here. We need to fill the bern unit.
Everyone call people reminding them to remember the 6 billion. Call them antisemites.
>>67836908
here's your (you)
>>67834548
pic related is why this needs to happen
>>67836908
>>67834739
However, Bernie is still in it. From here on until June, the odds can definitely work for him. I can already feel, from what I see out around and from the overwhelming consensus of all my friends, that Bernie Sanders is on the upswing. Hillary will get complacent, and continue to reveal herself to be the corporate whore she is. Michigan won't last as the biggest upset in political history, we will certainly see bigger. 60 to 40 in most states, perhaps even a 70-30 victory.
It wont be an easy victory to achieve. I'm taking all this week off and half of the next so that I can help Bernie win these crucial next few. And its not just the time, but everything we can give him to help out. I only make $9.50/hr base, but my entire tax return went to Sanders because he needed it far more than I did. And if he wins it will more than worth it. Because as much as some people say I couldn't afford to give what I did, I can afford far less to see trump ruin this country once hes in the white house.
>>67837260
we put out the burning sandal here, I don't know why bernie cucks are posting here other than bait.
im in guys,what do?
Young lady:Hello
me:start rubbing my hands like a maniac
girl:what the fuck?
me:oyy veyyy the goyim knows shut it down
>>67837434
Start talking politics and slowly ease into phone sex until they hang up
guy:Hello
me:hello I'd like to ask you to vote for donald trump(the app says he is a strong bernie supporter already)
him:he is literally hitler
me:I'd like to ask you to explain how he is hitler
him:hangs up
>>67838011
go you Hungarian bastard go.
Tried to record it on vocaroo but it failed :///
hi
hi,its me your brother
my brother? I dont have a brother
its me your brother,can i hold your knife?
wtf are u on about,you have the wrong number
ALLAHU AKBAR SALIL AL SAWARIN VOTE FOR BERNIE OR I BLOW YOUR SHIT UP
*hangs up*
hi
hi
Do you feel the bern?
*hangs up*
>>67839500
Top Kek. Please continue.
>>67836908
I subscribed to Sanders 4 president so I can shitpost next Tuesday after he loses again. Apparently you have to be a subscriber for more than a day to post
>>67837187
>jewbasic.jpg
Kek
>>67834548
Sage
>>67839971
>keep out the trolls
How wonderfully that worked out.
Bumping for meme potential.
>>67836908
Go back faggot.
>>67839702
I'm doing my best familia
"Hello I'm shomolo Miller from the soros foundation"
"hello,how may I help you?"
"I'd like to ask if you would be willing to take a starving syrian refugee named ismadul into your home who needs a warm and loving family
"I do support this cause but unfortunetly I cannot take in any more people,my house is full as it is"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG YOU RACIST XENOPHOBIC PIECE OF SHIT WHY ARE YOU REFUSING THE POOR REFUGEES? YOUR ADDRESS IS GOING TO BE EXPOSED ON MOVEON.ORG FOR BEING A RACIST XENOPHOBIC CUNT"
"You are insane"
*hangs up*
Why do ledditors have to make up a new name for everything?
You guys are such stupid cucks and it pains me to use that stupid word. Hillary was anointed long before the primaries yet you idiots don't go after her, you go after Trump.
>>67834548
I can't wait to call people using this phone banking system and notify everybody that Bernie Sanders is a socialist of the national kind. Thank you, wise faggot!
>>67835844
Literally nothing, been doing it all month. So far 234 calls.
You can also just go in and check numbers as already called.
>>67840271
>hungary
How do I know you're no soros himself?
>>67834548
See your not american
The bernie fags switched to that douchebag john kasich
>>67834548
>Hello
>Hi I'm Mark
>....
>Uhhh hi Mark, how can I help you
>I'm feeling the bern and I want to share it with you. Don't worry its not as painful as it sounds! Your address is XXX, correct?
>Y-yes how did you know that Mark
>Comrade Bernie knows a lot of things. What time would be good for you, I'll be free all night?
>I'm not really interested
>Ok, I'll see you in 30 minutes then?
>No don't come over, don't call again, fuck off you weirdo.
>Should I bring red wine or white? Nevermind, I'll buy red because white has privilege. I'm on the way over now, see you in 25 min. Click.
Hopefully I not only turned her against bernie, but made her appreciate the 2nd Amendment more than ever!
>>67840481
I've been exposed,run
>>67839113
FUCKING KEK
>>67840419
Damn, this was my idea to begin with. We'd still need people to shop Hillary/Bernie supporters with Trump signs then spread them around to cause internal dissent.
GUYS POST VOCAROOS FOR GREAT JUSTICE !!!!
http://vocaroo.com/
GUYS POST VOCAROOS FOR GREAT JUSTICE !!!!
http://vocaroo.com/
PLS
>>67840891
my vocaroo says "nothing was recorded" how can I fix this?
>>67834548
I don't know, maybe I'll call someone to see if they have Battletoads.
>>67841099
tried it twice
answer:you have the wrong number
Then they hang up
>>67840978
Shit :( i don't know :( you're doing gods work anyway Hungarybro
>>67840978
Change the input source
POST VOCAROO
POST VOCAROO
>>67841269
>>67841348
I use google voice to call and they can't run at the same time appereantly,any other way I can record it?
I just got off a phone with a totally despirate old lady who said she would accept a syrian refugee since she has no one,just told her to convert to islam and pray then hanged up
>>67834548
You lost reddit. It's over. Stop being so butt blasted and embrace the winning side. Kill the establishment with Trump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eDhIIavrvj
does it work familia?
>>67834548
Any one else still feeling the BERN?
Contributed some more today, anyone gonna match me?
We're down but we're not out, this is a political REVOLUTION!
#SANDERSSTRONG
>>67841557
Just go to tinychat and do it live
>>67841703
Yup. Go forth brother
>>67841703
yep it works.
your accent coming through strong ;)
>>67841775
alright,any idea/recommendation? I take any suggestion
>>67841703
Yes, now go on my friend, lead the charge!
>>67841831
Tell the goym about the 6 million
MAGA
>>67841730
Do people really do this?
I think the key here is to pose as real sanders supporters. If we say some weird shit like HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG they will just hang up
>>67841955
Yes. It's a cult.
>>67835722
While you are at it, tell them Hillary is a racist, liar ,sexist and other meme buzzwords
They might end up picking Trump in november
>>67841955
go to reddit /r/sandersforpresident
check the comments, you see retarded crap like "my kids aren't eating for a month but I donated 100$ MATCH ME"
its autism
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GOewYc0itO
>tfw I get a 75 yrs old cunt doesnt want to talk to me
What is stopping me from calling these numbers and saying to vote trump or saying shit like
>your taxes will go up 15% to help pay for my college
>What you don't like that? What are you racist??
>>67841831
Tell them what a racist Hillary is and that communism is the only thing that can save this country from the white people
>>67841831
Tell them you are holocost survivor
>>67842206
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GOewYc0itO
TOP MEME
Keep posting
Godspeed
>>67842225
The answer is simple.
The answer is nothing.
>>67841703
Erect.
>>67842206
MOAR
>>67841955
Yes, take a read and try not to get sick with either laughter or despair. We share a country with these fools.
http://imgur.com/a/4B3OZ
>>67841730
I did my part
How about you /pol/?
>>67835802
>thinking we'll stop even after Burnie drops out
>>67842022
This.
You just need to be really passive aggressive about voting for Bernie.
>>67841730
>tfw Americans even tip their politicians
>>67842206
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GOewYc0itO
>the 6,000,000
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Muy3WP5ta
Atleast she won't forget the 6 million
any other idea?
I'm kinda running dry on the idea machine
>>67841831
Tell them about
>free college
>>67836908
>>67842712
tell people they're nazi's if they don't vote for bernie sanders, the only jewish candidate
>>67836908
HOL UP
>>67842712
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GOewYc0itO
this. Go forth, Magyar brother.
>>67842206
Keep em coming based hungary
>>67841730
Sanders is going to be a millionaire after this election
>>67842773
College operating costs could easily be drastically reduced if you just cut out all the sports.
>>67842712
funny, but not creepy enough
maybe have the sound of fapping and heavy breathing playing in the background
>>67834548
you should do something productive with your time, instead of pissing people off by phonebanking for Bernie. 4chan has already false flagged for Bernie everywhere, to the point that you will only piss people off even more
>>67842632
If I was living in one of the early voting states, and some pretentious self-righteous 13 year olds from sweden keep calling me telling to vote for Bernie Sanders, that would probably put me off more than his actual policies. Why should some swedencucks know whats best for the US?
Remember, the people against phonebanking are just trolls!
>>67842712
the 6 trillion, never forget it goyim
>>67843007
>4chan
>not pissing of people
what?
>>67842712
Do you have a mechanical keyboard? I think I can hear it in the background. Start screaming into the mic or makeing orgasm noises or whatever
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NUKNJfsGW1
I'm running over to my mate house will continue from there
>>67843161
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NUKNJfsGW1
godspeed good hungary lad
Your influence team has no power here bernouts
>>67843087
blue switches senpai
>>67842712
My sides
Short and sweetbis best
>SO ARE YOU VOTING FOR BERNIE OR NOT?
>>67841831
Remember to be overly demanding. If you got another person like that old woman, say shit like "Well, if you decide not to vote for Bernie, remember to kill yourself."
The suggestion to attack whites is genius, as well. However, do it kinda subtly and only do it for those you assume are whites to increase the likelihood of them getting offended.
If you get a black voter, begin talking about how blacks haven't been voting for Bernie so far and that he/she needs to change that. Say stuff like "they don't know what's good for them" and "do they not want to be educated?" It's a matter of subtly and a matter of actually offending people.
If you get a legitimate old person, stress that they need to pay for everyone's college as well as other suggestions.
But always remember, subtly is art.
>>67843194
Sweet memes I have blues as well. Annoys the fuck out of people on teamspeak on skype. K90 masterrace
>>67836908
>>67843254
>"Well, if you decide not to vote for Bernie, remember to kill yourself."
THIS
Make yourself seem pretentious and self-rightous.
>>67841703
Speak strong, young man.
This is a good thread.
>>67842712
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Muy3WP5ta
>remember the 6 chillion, allah akbar
I'm dieing
Ask them if they are white males and remind them to check their privilege
>>67834548
Aren't the ones people called marked off? It would be clever to sign up and repeatedly call those numbers. Those people will get pissed off, be less likely to vote for Bernie, and Plebbit butthurt continues.
This is a great election season. Between Reddit crying over Sanders sucking (but continuing to send him their shekels in hopes it makes a difference) and the butthurt that Trump is causing so far (not to mention once he starts attacking Hillary full time) it almost makes up for a Hillary presidency.
>>67841730
i just made a donation of
$0,000.00
match me bruh
Only 35k calls guys
>>67843903
>>67843903
get their number and address too
>>67842712
>remember the 6 chillion allah akbar
>>67834548
Bernie has about the same chance to win as Kucksick at this point.
It's over. Come out of your grief.
>>67837260
>my entire tax return went to Sanders because he needed it far more than I did.
guys
I think we shall start calling people, posing as Sanders supporters, tell them their taxes will go mere 10% up to fund other people's college tuition and clal them racists if they get upset.
If a guy answers ask him who his wife's son is voting for
Hungarian bro, you should call imitating a creepy ex-Soviet threatening to send them to the gulag if they do not vote for Comrade Sanders.
>>67842460
>http://imgur.com/a/4B3OZ
nice
>>67834548
>>67834548
GUYS IF WE TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY WITH GOVERNMENT FORCE THEN WE'LL HAVE MORE MONEY
>>67844444
>>67844420
arriving to my mate soon
>>67844444
nice
Suck Bernie's fat Jewish dick OP
>>67841831
Ask them if they're interested in free healthcare or education. Then tell them they can have it for a low tax increase of x percentage (high enough to make them annoyed, but low enough to be believable) if they vote bernie
>>67834548
Bernie Sanders: Failing like Socialism.
>>67837260
>>67836908
>but my entire tax return went to Sanders because he needed it far more than I did.
This has to be bait.
this should turn into a general thread
>>67844871
Arrived to my mate,have an idea of calling them as rakesh from bernie sandering department and ask them if they would be ok with legalizing rape as bernie sanders would like to do that since thats the most pro-choice thing for males
>>67835722
If I had the conviction I would do this. Be purposely annoying/offensive, record the results and post to reddit.
>>67845158
do something about legalizing murder of white people in certain circumstances, like if they are too annoying or pretentious
>>67834739
We have a winner
>>67844444
>>67843655
>>67842712
6 chillion allah akbar MY SIDES HOLY KEK
>>67843027
>IF IT ISN'T OPTIMISTIC, IT ISN'T TRUE!
these people really will follow socialism all the way off of the cliff.
>>67845158
>legalizing rape as bernie sanders
Only make it the rape of white women.
And be sure not to call it rape. Call it "Sexual reparations" to apologize for colonialism and if they inquire into it, become more and more honest with what your advocating.
Sound sincere and serious.
well can't really record here :^:
>>67834739
This.
You redditors later complain we call you fucking kikes. Just stop being to treacherous. Stop creating false-flags.
Your candidate lost because reddit is LOW ENERGY, don't say we played dirty when you raided us HARD for months and achieved NOTHING.
Kill your selves Bernie supporters, you could've helped him if you focused all of that effort on attacking Hillary. You've failed.
Trump will win by beating Hillary while you cry your self to sleep.
>>67834548
>https://www.berniepb.com/
derail clinton's campaign
I would rather bernie win over clinton
trump will take them both out in an election regardless
you do realize, I assume that a few of us have signed up and actually phonebanked making people hate Bernie- yes?
>>67844444
>>67842712
>aloha ackbar
God damn Hung Aryan bringing the banter.
>>67842712
>allah akbar
fucking gold
>>67840271
9.9/10 Make you add: I HOPE YOUR CROTCH FEELS DA BERN.
>>67842460
>>67844444
Reading these is just pathetic holy fuck what a bunch of cunts.
>>67834548
>BerniePB
>Look it up
>It's real
No wonder he's getting BTFO, people are sick and tired of being called 100 times a day about your socialist meme candidate.
we will eventually need those bernie voters. it would be more productive to go to war with hill.
THEY'RE FREAKING OUT ON REDDIT
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4awl22/4chan_dilemma_needs_to_be_addressed_asap/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4awl22/4chan_dilemma_needs_to_be_addressed_asap/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4awl22/4chan_dilemma_needs_to_be_addressed_asap/
lmao like one hungarian guy is sabotaging bernie.
niggers.
>>67848520
>bernouts try to stump trump even though it's none of their business
>shill for other candidates HERE
>shill for hernie
>get mad when we destroy their efforts
>>67848520
hey thats my vocaroo
>>67848520
holy shit kekekekekekeke
lol
serves those fuckers right for rioting and supporting it
EVIL HUNGARIANS AT IT AGAIN
FIRST THEY BUILD A WALL SO THEY CANT KEK THEIR SHIT UP
NOW THEY ABUSE OUR COMPLETELY OPEN MASS CALLING SCHEME?
OY
FUCKING
VEY
>>67842777
first carl that made me kek
>>67848520
the allah ackbar at the end....
my sides
oy vey lkmaiwff
>>67835861
This, hell I'll vote trump any day if shilly gets the nominee. Fuck cruz also. We need to avoid those two.
>>67842712
I was wondering why this sounded like count chocula until I saw the flag
>>67834548
We don't have to try to make Bern Victims lose. We haven't been so far.
>>67849951
bernie kinda sounds like count chocula if he had to babysit 50 kindergarteners
>>67836908
>>67837260
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, faggot.
Here's your delishus (You).
>>67834739
/thread
Nothing more needs to be said. Sage.
>>67848520
post caps
watch out guys they are on to you!
>>67840481
OYY VEYY
>>67845158
God's work Hungary.
>>67851066
Nice dubs turkbro. I mean it this time.
>>67834548
What's a phone bank?
Is that where they spam calls to people?
Because back in the 90s when advertisers used to spam my house with calls at dinnertime, my parents would tell them to fuck off.
I called this lady on the phonebank and asked to see her feet. She said she cant send them through the phone, but is gonna email them to me because I can't do a Facetime feetshow with her. She didn't seem to know much about the election, but she sounded excited that someone actually wanted to see her pics.
Will post updates soon!
>>67852205
SEE? BOARD OF PEACE
>>67836908
Reported fuck you shill
>>67834739
I find it very sad that plebbit users, so frustrated and angry that their meme candidate is imploding before their eyes, will go to extreme lengths to blame another website for their fuck-ups when maybe they should except that Bernie and his ideas are garbage and Americans don't want his brand of socialism.
A few racist calls from trolls, if they ever did happen, will not be the downfall of this Jew, rather he will eventually get caught in his Jewery and be exposed as a rat if he hasn't been already.
>>67849251
this desu famalam
>>67853059
>Americans don't want his brand of socialism.
Impossible, they're just ignorant, bigoted or misinformed. (and probably racist)
Remember to keep donating!
Anyone want to join my team?
>>67844504
>Rick
>giving a shit about other people
>having anything to do with government
It's like these faggots never even watched the show.
>>67834739
/thread
>>67853312
Rank: Civilian
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
>>67853059
>>67853239
and remember to keep phoning up people and harassing them!
Come on guys, you need to help me get these achievements!
Update to >>67852205
I was told bernie girls are hot, but not this one. I was trying to creep this lady out asking a total stranger to see her feet, but she was glad to send them. I wish she had just sent me a fucking virus...
>>67835364
No, play this
https://youtu.be/ZO5IZ-qthOY
I think I converted a legitimatley crazy woman to bernie sanders.
>call up
>start talking to this woman
>decide to not go into a "HOL UP" rant and blow her eardrums out
>give little trolly answers to her
>she rants for 6 whole minutes about how statists need to "trip" off and she has enough "guns and sons to survive until she's 70"
>tell her she's racist
>she rants for another 6 minutes about how "blackie negros need to get out of the north US and back to where they were slaves"
>go into a "HOL UP" rant and she starts pounding and smashing things, hyperventilating
>ask her if she would vote for TRUMP
"THEN ID LIIIKE BERNIE
>hear one loud crash and the call ends
I kind of want to call her again, I probably won't talk about politics. She was very interesting.
>>67844444
>http://imgur.com/a/4B3OZ
lmao
>>67854045
>bernie girls
>hot
Not even once.
>>67854045
Type II diabetes right there.
> tfw I'm winning and /pol/tards decide to smooth the way to my coronation
>>67855750
Trash that takes care if itself. I approve of this, wish more did.
>>67854014
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is amazing!
Using Capitalism to push Socialism!!!!
OMG this needs be used as an example in classes to show why Socialism dosn't work!
Gold
Isn't fucking with this against the law?
>>67858062
Is it? I was wondering this too.
>>67858062
hillary literally blocks polling booths and people record it and upload it to youtube with 100,000+ views and nothing ever happens. i doubt anyone takes this seriously. could be wrong though.
>>67858062
