THE MONKEYS HAVE VOTED 433-1 TO START THE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS
STREAMS
http://tvaovivo.co/globo-news/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=735eX4IC874
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
http://g1.globo.com/politica/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/cobertura-ao-vivo.html
RADIO STREAM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR70CW0FIMA [Embed]
READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS READ THIS MOTHERFUCKERS
>commies on the government for 13 years
>they fuck all the economy with social aid projects
>as good commies they also create the biggest corruption scandal ever (billons and billons of usd)
>it took us 13 years but we finally incriminated them legally
>desperate government start doing a bunch of political manouvers to maintain on the power
>the people go nuts
>6 million hues on the streets
>spontaneous protests gathering more than 1 million
>our FBI finds out about political manouvers
>people wants the president head
>congress is voting the start of the legal process that will bring the president down
>>67803716
wait, what are you going to do with the olympics?
>>67803946
Hopefully cancelled
>A fucking turkroach
>>67803946
Ego and image comes first in the Brazilian society. We will stop all protests and political garbage just to make the Olympics happen.
>>67803716
Something better be happening right now
>>67803946
spread zika in the middle east to finally destroy all you kebabs
>>67803716
>433-1
Imagine being that one guy
CIRO 2018
>>67803946
infect gringos with Zika, turn the next first world generation into potatoes and conquer the world
any questions?
>>67804157
I think it was a woman who did that,I'm going to check it out
>>67804179
Are you retarded?
>>67803946
Host it and make it be mediocre.
>>67804179
This traitor should be lynched
>>67804347
CIA WHEN
>President Dialma, I am CIA
AUTOCRACY NOW! LETS TAKE OVER ALL SOUTH AMERICA HUEHUEHUHEUHE
http://especiais.g1.globo.com/politica/2016/processo-de-impeachment-de-dilma/a-comissao-especial-do-impeachment/
List of those who compose the impeachment comittee.
>>67804341
>>67804470
>>67804179
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/poder/2016/03/1751063-irritado-com-manifestantes-ciro-gomes-diz-que-lula-e-um-merda.shtml
Tem vídeo da Câmara?
>>67804179
I'm actually ok with this.
>>67804942
>Maluf
>>67804489
uuuu
Stay strong BR Bros.
>>67804179
>wanting that fag for President
Let him fucking his fat bitch boy.
>>67803716
New Refugees in 3..2..1
My insights in hue politics is limited
The good guys winning, i know that much
>>67804157
damage control mode activated
any brazilian government voting could be that one sided without being paid out
>>67805403
everyone wants to milk the germoney cow
>>67805264
>>67805403
Holy shit I didn't thought of that. Is your anus prepared?
>>67805445
There is no good guy here
Time to take the dust off the green uniforms.
>human rights
>>67805403
>implying we have money to go
no máximo vou pro paraguay
>>67805445
Imagine the Joker and the Penguin are fighting, and there is no Batman around. It is basically what is happening down here.
So no good guys, just little less bad guys.
>>67805445
pretty much what's on the OP, bro
>commie government gets elected
>shits welfare to get votes
>keeps gettin reelected by shithole states, southern (white) states unhappy but that's it
>ridiculous corruption schemes behind the scenes, welfare-sucking people are too dumb to react
>marxist doctrination in schools, some fall for it
>ex-president is investigated by the police
>president makes him a minister so he can't be arrested
>audio leaks about them talking and calling feminists "sheep" (for the lack of a better word) and saying she would only make him a minister if there was no other way out
>country on fire and split between brainless leftists and everyone else
>president clearly knew what was going on, pretty much her whole party involved in corruption schemes
>opposition just as corrupt but we can do something about them later
>>67805872
fode sim paraguay
Once again I wish the Brazil bros luck in overthrowing the red scum
Bolsonaro 2018, godspeed
>>67805902
At least some bad guys are losing.
>>67805574
Stop using my waifu to get votes please
>>67806006
Bolsonaro hates Russia by the way.
>>67806006
Thanks, Boris. I hope we can be super powers together in the future.
>>67806213
He hates URSS.
>>67806317
don't Russians hate the USSR as well?
>>67806196
your waifu is not a homo, she'd vote for Bolsonaro.
>>67806213
People is camping in Paulista Avenue (henceforth Maidan Avenue).
>>67805872
If some shitskins manage to get here it should be no problem for a """""""""""""""white"""""""""""" Brazilian.
>>67805811
So there are murders on the streets or what?
The other day i see some multitudinary protest against your govern.
>>67806404
D E S E M P R E G A D O S
>>67806450
nah, people keep memeing "le peaceful protests" so barely anything happens
we should just go full Ukraine desu
>>67806450
nah
The best we got was some commie shitheads getting punched a little bit.
>>67806450
All that it will take will be the first spark, and it will all go up in flames.
>>67806379
normal Russians hate it, brainless nostalgia sheep love it
>>67806542
Considering the two last years in our economy it is plausible
>>67806450
only one teenager beaten the fuck up for saying "não vai ter golpe"
>>67806404
TIK TOK
>>67806213
He will quit BRICS? Who cares, though.
>>67806680
>teenager
That's not how you spell full grown adult.
>>67806745
Who cares, mate? We produce 85% of all commodities that you guys like so much.
>>67806745
BRICS is a joke
>South Africa
>poo in loo
>chinks clearly above everyone else
mostly because of South Africa though
>>67806394
>This triggers /a/ and /u/
So how bad is it really? Any real violence? How realistic is full on civil war? You guys shoot each other all the time, gotta be someone willing to shoot a commie to set it off.
Live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_3wBlI7jHo
>>67806871
>bragging about commodities
a amigo please no
So, is lula is back or not?
Lembrete diário que era assim que as pessoas se vestiam na Europe Central no século XI.
BETS?
>>67806968
THERE IS NO VIOLENCE
WE ARE PUSSIFIED SHEEPS
WE HAVE NO GUNS
PACIFIC MANIFESTS DOES NOTHING
>>67806968
Only niggers shoot themselves and they don't give a fuck about politics, there's no violence and civil war is 0% likely.
>>67807019
Nem ele e nem ao menos o STF sabe. Tem que esperar uns dias para ver se sai ou não.
God fucking damn it.
>>67807237
Someone translate that for our gringo friends
>>67807237
What does it say you fucking monkey?
>>67806745
Bolsonaro is pro-USA, his plan is to spread his asscheeks wide open to Americans and hope Americans fuck it good.
He wants to be noticed and respected by Americans, so hating on Russia will be one of his main policies. Brazil will become one of America's main lapdogs.
>>67807237
Puta que pariu.
>>67807237
COMUNISTAS DESGRAÇADOS PUTA QUE PARIU
http://br.blastingnews.com/politica/2016/03/grampo-de-moro-lula-chama-feministas-do-pt-de-mulheres-do-grelo-duro-00839593.html
>grelo duro
Hue.
>>67806790
Just a sweet kid who dindu nuffin
Brazil, what's going on?
I genuinely have zero idea what is happening there and it seems pretty monumental if millions are protesting.
>>67807308
Ayyy caramba
>>67807151
So is it nothing?
>>67807323
that's not true lill commie
>>67807398
Hueheuehheuheue
>>67807237
This is some of the most foul piece of misinformation I've ever seen. Writing this shit up and spreading it should be treated with life time in jail.
>>67807237
cwb? shiet son, i thought we were safe down here
>>67805902
>Imagine the Joker and the Penguin are fighting
That really is not a good analogy for Brazil, since the Joker and the Penguin have intelligence and money
>>67807308
The opposition will remove all welfare, raise the costs of their houses and the workers will be expelled from college if they don't show in the protests pro-government.
>>67807494
what does it say
>>67807447
How can we help?
>o ex-presidente Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva e atual ministro da Casa Civil afirma: "Faz um movimento da mulher contra esse filho ****. Porque ele batia mulher, levava ela pro culto, deixava ela se f****, dava chibatada nela. Cadê as mulheres de grelo duro do nosso partido?"
AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEHUESSHUESHUESHUESHEUHEUEHUEHUEUHE
HEUHEUHEUE
>>67807429
Well, you can completely forget about a civil war, blood or anything like that.
The people protesting are just average wagecucks who want higher salaries and less taxes.
Favelados who are the only ones who could make the street run red in blood don't give a shit about politics, as long they can continue trafficking their drugs around Brazil and to Europe.
>>67806926
Basically faggots who didn't understand the show
>>67807537
I don't know about intelligence but the politicians sure have a fuckload of money.
>>67807549
>all welfare will be revoked and poorfags will have to pay for what they received up to now, come fight for your rights
>>67807590
If lula runs away from the country, you can go after him, feel free to invade bolivia on the way.
>>67806634
Things can get worse than tapped phone calls between Lula and Rousseff conspirating?
>>67807544
Your post doesn't grasp the level of manipulation of the paper. But thanks.
>>67807549
Says that the opposition wants to cut wellfare programs
Fora PT.
>>67807237
>tire marks
>>67807308
URGENT!!
They are going to take down MINHA CASA, MINHA VIDA!
They want to destroy LULA and Dilma so that all the subsides get paid with the interest and the bills will increase!
The ones who can't pay it will LOSE their houses!
Come DEFEND our conquests together with the other Workers!
We will not permit that the sons of the workers get EXPELLED from universities, because they study with the governments help and from the cotas!
It is villainous to take away the BOLSA SENPAIÍLIA and let whole families without that money!
Everything that the elite doesn't need, they will take from the workers!
>>67807237
"BREAKING NEWS!
they are going to end "Minha casa Minha vida" (welfare program) so that everything is paid with interests and gets more expensive! whoever can't pay is LOSING their home!
come fight for your conquests along other Workers! we are not going to allow the Sons of the Workers to be kicked out of universities because they study thanks to government welfare and quotas!
it's EVIL to take Bolsa Familia (welfare program that literally gives poor people money per children) and leave those families without the money!
everything the Elites don't need, they are taking it from the Workers!"
>THE_RIDE_NEVER_ENDS.jpg
>>67805645
Silly question. Germanys anus is always prepared.
#WirSchaffenDas
>>67807846
>bolsa senpaília
Agora até senpais ganham dinheiro do governo.
>>67807754
lmao wow
>>67807846
>BOLSA SENPAIÍLIA
>>67807846
Thanks for the translation, buddy.
>>67807544
Also, the economic falacy is huge and clear, but because PT hadn't give education to these poor bastards, they do not understand it. It's all manipulation, fuck this commie scum, this can't be real, man.
>>67807237
>>67807308
>>67807320
Urgent
They'll end the "MY HOUSE, MY LIFE" (subsidized program for people with low income to buy their first house). They want to destroy LULA and Dilma so that all subsidies are paid with interests and the monthly payments will rise!
Whoever can't pay, will LOSE the real state!
Come DEFEND your conquests along with other Workers!
We won't allow that the Childs of Workers are expelled from Colleges, because they study with the help of the Government and Quotas (Afirmative action for college education)!
It's EVIL to take away the BOLSA SENPAIÍLIA (welfare) and leave whole families without that money! All that the elites don't need, they'll take from the Workers
tl;dr leftist bingo
>>67807846
BOLSA SENPAILIA
>>67807846
>Bolsa senpaiília
>>67805445
>good guy
>politics
Oh boy, you are so cute!
>>67808160
THIS
its something that was planned for years
>>67807597
I dunno Lula seemed like a pretty good guy in this documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGRx_zYOzQA
I don't even know what's going on anymore
>lula becomes minister
>cucked 40 mins later
>"grelo duro"
>Cunha goes for impeachment once again
>c u n h a
>400+ approves and only 1(one) denies
It feels like something will actually happen this time
>>67803716
Why is the op american?
LMAO @ THE FIRE ALARM RINGING
>>67807549
They are saying the elite is trying to destroy poor families, which they call "working class" by destroying social programs and affirmative action, and calling them to defend Lula and Dilma.
Which is plain lying. The opposition is primarily made by middle class people, who are the main WORKERS of this country. The only business owners are small business owners who are getting fucked in the ass by taxes all the time.
But what can we expect from marxists? It's always the good workers vs the evil businessman.
>>67808510
yeah hes pretty cool you can have him
>>67808510
That's exactly the point of the documentary.
>>67808510
clear manipulation.
literally everybody here hates that film.
>>67808588
its a hue in burgerland
>>67808510
Guess who funded that.
>>67808693
huehue
>>67807237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5ZRjdlLMEM
>>67808585
To be clear, they only had one vote against because they were trying to keep the voting from reaching the minimum quorum and that failed.
>>67808693
Judging by the words he used i doubt it but whatever
>>67808828
>>67808607
>>67808624
>>67808668
>>67808813
I know, had some leftist college professor show that shitty movie in class one time.
>>67808897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=981JRhQhg-g
>>67809086
Are you fucking shitting me.
The PATO is waking!
SENPAI.
So, if we get to the point we need elections, who are you going to vote for, /pol/?
>>67809163
Nope. A college level course. And it was a course about fucking Africa
They are saying that Lula wasn't nominated because when he signed the term he use his thumb with paint to sign. :^)
>>67809264
I'm going there now
MBGA
>>67809264
BOM DIA, PATO.
>Petista friend. Someone recorded your wife in bed with someone else, but the recording was "illegal"
>So that's ok, you "are not" a cuck.
I've been told parts of BR are comparable to India... Can anyone confirm this?
https://www.fb.com/356722351192981/videos/450242851840930/
Bolsonaro com 16% de intenções de voto. Lindinho chorando.
>>67809264
Que pato mais ridículo
ME ACORDA CUMPANHEIRO
>>67809402
Probably some young guy unrelated to the dinosaurs.
Not Bolsonaro or commies, that's for sure.
>>67809406
Damn, man. Did you stand up an called them COMMIES?
>>67809480
Let the meme magic begins
>>67807597
cade o audio, quero rachar
>>67809521
See for yourself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNsysIWyLEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB5MVs42DtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6r2E9L_Iw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxGDNLuO0tQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTWf7nSfKY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS4FtkGNw-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMm4SyaTwIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82gvkNPAdSQ
>>67809521
Pretty sure most of them are in the northern areas, pretty much everything bad you heard about brazil happens there.
>>67809529
>ridículo
>>67809521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6f-Gyr55g8
>>67809521
brazil is a heavily split country
worst parts resemble India, best parts resemble eastern Europe
OLAVO IS COMMING TO BRAZIL TO MEET WITH THE MILITARY
>>67804942
Pepe Vargas
PT - RS
>mfw we meme'd brazil into the impeachment
>>67809868
The sulist anon is here, guys.
>>67809894
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES CONFIRMED
>>67807237
>>67807308
Urgent!!
They are going to end MINHA CASA MINHA VIDA (Well fare program that makes it easier for poorfags to buy houses)!
They want to destroy LULA and DILMA so that the subsidies have to be paid with juros (Interest?) and the instalments are going to be raised!
Those who cannot pay will lose their properties!
Come with the other Workers DEFEND your accomplishments!
We will not allow that the Sons of Workers to be KICKED out of universities, because they use government (Well Fare) and Cotas help ("Cotas" is a thing we have here that lets niggers bump a few places up on an University entrance exam regardless of their performance in said exam. Ie. If you are white and score 12th place, the nigger with the same grade as you will be placed in 10th, ahead of you, if he is poor and a nigger he might even get 7th place)
Its MEAN to take away the BOLSA FAMILIA (welfare that pays you per kid you have because you cant get a job that pays enough to raise them) and leave these families without the money
EVERYTHING THE ELITE DOES NOT NEED THEY WILL TAKE AWAY FROM THE WORKERS
March 18 - Friday
Santos Andrade Square
18:00
tl;dr a shitload of misinformation made to make poor people that depend of these welfare programs into PT supporters
>>67809899
Would the downfall of communists in Brazil and the victory of Trump bring hopes to retake the West from the jews and overall make the world great again?
>>67809899
>pepe
>vargas
>>67809961
são paulo é o meu país
>>67809480
Muito boa hue
>>67803716
Hello, fellow Brazilians.
>>67809894
Source or fuck off
>>67809961
t. Joaquim Pinto
>>67809961
To be fair he said eastern Europe aka shitty Europe
>>67810049
I live in the part of Brazil that resembles Thailand beaches. Buzios, RJ.
Então, oque rolou desde ontem?
>>67810205
lula suspenso
mulher do lula morrendo de h1z1
impeachment de dilma 433x1
>>67809899
>>67809264
ala o pato dormindo
>>67810425
kkkkkk o as ideia
>>67808510
>trusting the brazilywood jews
>>67809894
We need his expertise in snake hunting.
>>67810353
>pegando gripe suina
Parece até que estamos em 2012
>>67804347
MOMA
MAKE OLYMPICS MEDIOCRE AGAIN
>>67810558
Why he is pointing to his clitty?
>>67808510
Brazilian movies are literally paid for by the government.
I'm calling to arms all UnBfags here.
Our uni has recently been overrun with liberal bullshit, and even FT(our last bastion of reason) has been defaced with feminist bullshit. We need to take back our uni, guys
>>67807323
>tfw anti-commies are just cucks for a different master
NatSoc is the only way to protect Brazil's sovereignty, Enéas knew this
What Brazil needs is an Allende, not a Pinochet
tava vivendo numa caverna o que significa esse sítio do lula? por que é tão importante?
>>67810636
shut up
wht World Cup was here last year and went fucking great
>>67810876
Sitio de propina.
>>67810775
TO ARMS, HUEMONKEYS
>>67810641
"mata a cobra e mostra o pau"
Do Canadians ever make productive/reasonable comments? I hope Trump annexes Canada and kill all the canucks.
>>67810876
They are just more solid evidence of the bribery, kinda like collor fiat elba. The expensive international speeches to contractors that were obviously laundry as well and donations to Instituto Lula and his party are just harder to prove at this point that is in his benefit and due to abuse of the public machine, but they'll eventually get to that as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htx_SM6iCxo
We monarchy now?
>>67811004
If we had any.
who is getting ready for the civil war here? Start building your anti-mst forts!
>>67811609
fake
>>67811609
>transporte, alimentação e 30 reais
BUSÃO, MORTADELA E TRINTÃO
>>67811609
this is too good to be real
>>67811609
>com preferencia negros e pardos
why
>>67807323
Don't worry Brazil, ones get used to it quickly.
Cada dia é um 7x1 diferente.
>>67811609
Trinta conto de graça? Onde me escrevo?
>>67811985
Trinta conto de graça? Onde me inscrevo?
>>67812051
Merda.
>>67812051
Traidor! Deveria ser executado!
>inb4 bait
>>67811985
>escrevo
Sai dai doutô, elite golpista
>>67811609
Source?
Is the goverment that shitty?
Are these protests supported by western powers?
>>67808510
>documentary
more like a fiction movie
>>67807116
Wait until dinner time to strike
>>67812240
https://twitter.com/lobaoeletrico/status/710569101119324160
>>67807494
We have no life in jail penalties, the absolute worst case under the constitution is 30 years jail.
>literally not a single reasonable replacement for Dilma
fuck me
>>67807116
Wololo
Yeah well this thtead has no bunda
D:
>>67812567
Stop, Serbia.
Do not summon the bunda gods
>>67812432
What the fuck is Macedonia?
>>67812551
Aecio
>>67812551
You seem to be implying that you need someone great to be a good enough replacement for Dilma.
This is a reminder of how important cities are. To be able to get millions of people together to pressure the government or outright usurp them.
In America, conservatives all live in suburbs and rural areas. Who lives in D.C.? Politicians, leftist media, lobbyists, and niggers.
And we wonder why things don't get better.
>>67812640
theyre building a fence to keep kebab out
>>67812764
Aébrio.
http://www.dicio.com.br/ebrio/
A
ebrio
>>67812432
>Is the goverment that shitty?
yes
>Are these protests supported by western powers?
no
>>67812821
Props to them. Just like you guys hopefully will?
>>67803716
i don't even speak Portuguese and i understand most of it wew lad.
![Onda-Bolsonaro-2018-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zTyiwqN.jpg "Onda-Bolsonaro-2018-2[1].jpg")
>>67812551
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>67812551
>>67805818
>doritos
>>67812635
I am leaving this thread!
>>67812987
the wall wont do anything when you can easily forge passports and hop from country to country and bypass any 'ban'
This country is unbelievable. Look at all those literal communists showing up their true colors in daylight.
>>67812432
>Are these protests supported by western powers?
No, protesters are literally wagecucks who want less taxes to buy an Iphone.
>>67813062
Mas ele é muito barriga senhor religioso
>>67813152
>doritos
>direitos
>rights
>>67813062
THE AEROTREM HAS NO BREAKS
>>67804289
José Airton Cirilo (PT-CE)
Tentei entrar no 55chan hoje e essa porra não funciona, ele já ta morto a muito tempo e eu to desinformado?
[spoiler]Postem Kuruminhas[/spoiler]
>>67813232
top hue
EM VEZ DE REVELAR A "PÁTRIA GRANDE" QUE O PT CRIOU, A IMPRENSA SEGUE ESCANDALIZANDO OS BRASILEIROS COM UM SÍTIO EM ATIBAIA E UM TRÍPLEX NO GUARUJÁ
>>67807237
Denounce this to the media, any news outlet here would jump over it in a moment. Also, do you have a more permanent source?
O "MORO DE CURITIBA" DEIXA O "FORO DE SÃO PAULO" NAS SOMBRAS: EM VEZ DE REVELAR A "PÁTRIA GRANDE" QUE O PT CRIOU, A IMPRENSA SEGUE ESCANDALIZANDO OS BRASILEIROS COM UM SÍTIO EM ATIBAIA E UM TRÍPLEX NO GUARUJÁ - POR SPACCA
>>67813315
aquele lugar é um cancer
>>67813501
http://www.bemparana.com.br/tupan/pt-faz-terror-para-engrossar-ato-em-apoio-a-dilma-e-lula/
Brazilian thread and still no bunda.... It is pain
>>67813627
Sei disso mas só queria ver a treta que devia ta rolando lá, provavelmente devem ter migrado pro facebook.
meanwhile Brazil is going to hosr the Olympics this summer, lmao
what could go wrong
Should I post my Kek the Redeemer yet again? Nobody seemed to notice it yesterday.
>>67809842
Quebro os vrido! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>67807237
The ride was fun lads, but we are fucked.
>>67813315
O 55 ainda está de pé, mas o server é uma grande merda.
>>67813315
O chan está bem vivo, mas o servidor é uma merda, então viemos tostar aqui.
>>67813796
this winter*
>>67804179
"Ciro Gomes chegou a ter a perspectiva de uma grande carreira política. Jogou tudo fora ao acreditar no Mangabeira Unger e aceitar ser office-boy do PT." - Olavo de Carvalho
"Ciro Gomes, machão? Por um tempo cheguei a acreditar que ele o fosse, depois que o vi chamar para briga uns arruaceiros na Bienal do Livro do Rio de Janeiro, onde ele estava lançando um livro no estande da Faculdade da Cidade. Porém mais tarde, no Fórum da Liberdade de Porto Alegre, ele me chamou num canto após a minha conferência e cochichou: "Tudo o que você disse é verdade, mas eu não posso reconhecer isso em público." Então compreendi a diferença entre ser um esquentadinho e ser um verdadeiro homem de coragem." - Olavo de Carvalho
Fuck it
>>67813962
muh southern hemisphere
How many Brazilian flags can be in one thread before you need to get vaccinated
>>67814209
Rio de Janeiro -> Southern Hemisphere -> winter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=582RFtq9RTw
