Crashing this thread...
Post your party and faggy ass colors to join, put in your trip or I'll ignore you. You need 54% of the vote to pass a law.
Liberty
Blue
Color: Red
SKELLINGTONS UNITE
Free Peoples, orange
>>67751233
color white
Name: /pol/ People's Democratic Party
Colour: Dark Red
Trade Policy: Embargo all non-communists
Economic Policy: Nationalize everything, workers shall own the means of production
War Policy: Invade all capitalists
Immigration: No-one shall get in
Minority Rights: There is no minority
Vote Franchise: Only workers and party members can vote
Public Assembly: No assembly
Press Rights: All press is owned by the state
Slavery: Yes to all bourgeoisie and traitors
Trade Unions: Capitalist spook, must be stamped out
Public Schooling: All schools should be public
Healthcare: Healthcare for all (except bourgeoisie)
Pensions: Pensions are for traitors
Welfare: Welfare is for traitors
Minimum Wage: $30
>>67751047
KEEP OUR WOMEN PURE PARTY
BROWN
>>67751233
Mr. Bones reporting!
>>67751047
CATGIRLS PARTY, ORANGE
3rd skeleman add
requesting official coalition with skeleton bros
>>67751047
The Popular Movement for a United Front
>>67751386
>>67751419
GATTAI!
LETS GET THAT HIGH ENERGY FLOWING
>>67751280
Forgot tripcode.
Black
fuck, again?
claiming a seat for the united workers front
colour preferance: red, yellow, white, grey
happy to join a communist bloc, or co-operate with broader socialist movements
>>67751047
CATGIRL PEOPLE GO TO LAST THREAD FOR CATGIRL BUTTE
>>67751486
>>67751395
Ayy
CATGIRL PARTY POLICY FOCUS:
Trade Policy: Catgirl Protectionist Trade
Economic Policy: Catgirl Subsidies, Economic Stimulus for Catgirl Related Ventures
Religious Policy: Catgirl Worshipping
War Policy: Pacifism, BECAUSE CATGIRL = LOVE, but a strong military is maintained to protect Catgirls.
Immigration: CATGIRLS ONLY
Slavery: Catgirls are not slaves!
Trade Unions: Establishing the Union of Catgirls
Healthcare: Subsidized Catgirl healthcare
Welfare: Provision of Catgirls for the deprived
JOIN LIBERTY TODAY
Trade Policy : Free Trade
Economic Policy : Capitalism without governemnt interference
Religious Policy : None
War Policy : Hit people who hit me
Immigration : Terrorists are not welcome
Minority Rights : Granted.jpg
Vote Franchise : anyone above 18 can vote
Public Assembly :?
Press rights : full
Slavery : is bad
Trade Unions : allowed
Public Schooling : is not a thing
Health care : Is private
Pensions : are private
Welfare : is dead
Minimum wage : is anything you want it to be
>>67751486
fear the skeleton party
>>67751395
Join, but goin 2 bed
>>67751530
Very well, we shall a pact to fight against the bourgeoisie majority.
AND NOW I TURN ON THE NEWS, AND I SEE THE OTHER CANDIDATES, AND THEY'RE SAYING "WE HAVE TO TAKE THEIR SALT"
AND I TURN TO MY WIFE AND I SAY, "ISN'T THAT WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING?" I SAID TAKE THE SALT! But they won't do it.
Color:RED,FROM ALLENDE'S BLOOD.
Leader:Pinochet
Policies:Anything but communism
War policy:KILL ALLENDE AND ALL COMMUNIST SCUM
INMIGRATION:ANYTHING BUT COMMUNIST,NEGROS AND MUSLIMS
Press rights:Only if you praise our god and saviour AUGUSTO
Public services:None,WE ARE NOT FUCKING COMMUNISTS.
Welfare: None we are not fuckimg communists
Minimum wage:NONE WE ARE NOR FUCKING COMMUNISTS.
GOD,COUNTRY AND FREE MARKET FAGGOTS.
>>67751047
Black or Green
>>67751594
I'm goin in a bit too, WHO WILL REPRESENT CATGIRLS FOR THE COMING SESSION?
Join my party to Make Our Women Pure Again
>>67751601
it is a bright day for the workers comrade
>>67751280
$30 dollar Min wage? Kek
>>67751594
>>67751675
Disavow'd
Skelebros
Should we build a wall?
should we send muslims away for a bit
SHOULD WE STAND UP AGAINST PC CULTURE
>>67751682
bah, the division of races is a bourgeois trick to keep the people divided
>>67751781
There is no minority in the great nation, but only a united people.
>>67751781
would you agree death makes us all equal?
my only work is Making Our Women Pure Again
JOIN THE CATGIRL PARTY AND REPRESENT THE CATGIRL NEAR YOU
>FREE CATGIRLS
FREE CATGIRLS
>FREE CATGIRLS
FREE CATGIRLS
>FREE CATGIRLS
FREE CATGIRLS
>FREE CATGIRLS
FREE CATGIRLS
>>67751862
Joind
>>67751740
until such a time as all essential services become free and allocated by the government, a high minimum wage ensures that the bulk of the countries money stays circulating in the essential services and production of goods
when the greedy owners and investors are done away with the wage will fall heavily and be replaces with subsdies for food and goods
>>67751907
TRIP AND NAME, FELLOW PROTECTOR OF CATGIRLS
>>67751907
*trip
>>67751575
This party makes my dick hard
>>67751862
NO. Do not join the Catgirls, they are evil degenerate bourgeoisie and should be criminalized.
>>67751958
Lel is sry uses clover forgot trip resets
>>67751832
indeed
>>67751838
all men are born equal, and die equal
it is only the schemes of the bourgeois and the mechanisms of capitalism that separate us in life
>>67751984
hey political wanderers, You Should Be Here! Keep Our Women Pure!!
Expand the worker's party, take out the evil Catgirls.
This is clearly a failed game. I tried lads. :^(
>>67751967
Join us
>>67751984
The first guy in the party gets just one seat? REEEEEEE
>>67751682
>>67751575
>>67751628
>>67751862
What are your thoughts on chads and stacy's?
>>67752050
Skeletons are dead. We seek a wall and additional calcium.
>>67752089
You fucked it m8
>>67751984
This is gonna take a while if you're waiting for 50 unique posters, Lord bane.
>>67751984
the workers have but one seat?
>>67752076
YOUR COMRADES WAIL AND GNASH THEIR TEETH FOR THE GENTLE TOUCH OF CATGIRLS
WHY DO YOU DENY THEM?
Have you ever tried to make love to your Pure wife but you couldn't perform because you were so stressed that not all of Our Women are Pure? Make Our Women Pure Again!
>>67752116
IT IS WEIRD FOR A CATGIRL TO BE NAMED CHAD
But Stacy is ok, I guess.
>>67751854
If you really want to Make Women Pure Again you should study virology and create a form of Superherpes that's even more deadly than AIDS and can not only be transmitted through unprotected sex but can also be transmitted through protected sex and kissing, do that and women worldwide will have no choice but to remain kissless virgins until marriage
>>67752133
You make me sick you degenerate bourgeoisie imperialist.
>>67751862
Yay
>>67752116
Chads are better than Tyrones tbqfh m8
>>67752117
I am unsure if skeletons are or can be comrades
are they committed to the struggle of the workers?
do or can they work?
will the skeletons build a castle and enslave the workers like an undead bourgeois?
>Name: Isolationist Party of Fags
>Colour: pink
>Trade Policy: protectionist
>Economic Policy: ladder tax rate, stocks etc count as income after a certain amt (let's say 50k)
>War Policy: isolationist, protect our own
>Immigration: no hardcore religious nuts, have to pass a "liberal" test where they watch gay porn for five minutes, if they fail they're shot
>Trade Unions: more unions, no minimum wage
>Public Schooling: legalized, no-bullshit education, teaches reality
>Healthcare: Healthcare for all
>Pensions: tax-based retirement fund
>Welfare: everyone should be guaranteed a house and food (dorm for those fags that don't work?)
Yeah fuck this, I don't know what to do 3bh nighers
>>67752089
>failed game
That happens when you restart it THREE FUCKING TIMES
>>67752116
Legally allowed and granted equal rights. If you're a pussy fag it's your problem. Hit someone and you'll be locked up.
>>67752213
NO THE SOLUTION IS TO DEPORT ALL TYONES. I don't even want them looking at our women.
>>67752243
If the Skeletons cannot work then their bones might serve as a tool for the workers.
>>67752281
someone else make it then?
>>67752225
kim ill sunk, add (workers party) to your trip so bane can make some sense out of this
THESE SO CALLED COMMUNISTS DENY THE COMMON PERSON THEIR RIGHTFUL CATGIRL
I ASK YOU, WHY?
THE ANSWER IS THIS:
THEY WANT TO KEEP THE CATGIRLS FOR THEMSELVES
THEY DO NOT WANT THE COMMON PERSON TO FEEL THE LOVE AND TOUCH OF A CATGIRL
THEY SAY THEY WANT EQUALITY
AND MAYBE SO
BUT THEY WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT THEY ARE MORE EQUAL THAN YOU
JOIN CATGIRLS PARTY
FREE CATGIRLS
>FOR EVERYONE
FREE CATGIRLS
>FOR EVERYONE
FREE CATGIRLS
>FOR EVERYONE
FREE CATGIRLS
>FOR EVERYONE
FREE CATGIRLS
>FOR EVERYONE
FREE CATGIRLS
>FOR EVERYONE
FREE CATGIRLS
>FOR EVERYONE
REEEEE BLOW UP THE PARLIAMENT
>>67752336
Done.
>>67752367
Any sensible person would deny this, your bourgeoisie lies are leaking.
Keep Our Women Pure Party claims victory. Our women are now Pure again.
>>67752324
I'm not using a pc senpai
>>67752272
So what's the next step of your master plan?
>>67752376
Only trips can do that.
Should I make a browser based game based off of this?
We demand the expulsion of all immigrants for the sake of the peoples right to self-determination, further immigration of non-europeans shall be prevented.
We demand the nationalisation of all banks and industries, so they may serve the people.
We demand equal rights and obligations for every citizen, including the duty of every citizen to work, no one shall ever be unemployed.
We demand that only a member of the race can become citizens, no Jew shall ever be citizen of any land but Israel.
We demand the abolition of unearned profit (i.e. abolition of interest rates)
We demand common national criminals,usurers, profiteers and so forth bepunished with death, without consideration of confession or race.
We demand the State is to care for elevating national health by protecting the mother and child, by outlawingchild-labor, by the encouragement of physical fitness, by means of the legal establishment of a gymnastic and sport obligation, by the utmost support of all organizations concerned with the physical instruction of the young.
We demand the state be responsible for a fundamental reconstruction of our whole nationaleducationprogram, to enable every capable and industrious person to obtainhigher educationand subsequently introduction into leading positions. The plans of instruction of all educational institutions are to conform with the experiences of practical life.
We demand the education at the expense of the State of outstanding intellectuallygifted childrenof poor parents without consideration of position or profession.
For the execution of all of this we demand the formation of a strong central power on /pol/. The forming of state and profession chambers for the execution of the laws made by the Parliament within the various boards of 4chan. The leaders of the Party promise, if necessary by sacrificing their own lives, to support by the execution of the points set forth above without consideration.
>>67752243
We want border security to ensure the security of jobs for workers born into their countries
>>67752310
This is clearly a barbarous anti white mentality..
>>67752436
yes
>>67752306
Even 99.9% white countries like Iceland are full of sluts senpai
>>67752453
we request a coalition
>>67752310
perhaps
I have many questions about the nature of the skeletons
are they workers, or means of production?
never would we enslave our fellow man, does this mean we give rights to skeletons because they were men?
LICHESS TIME NIGGERS
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>>67752436
If you can
>>67752473
If Skeletons cannot work then their bones can be used for the workers, i am not able to see how anyone could deny this.
>>67752497
>not fucking black men
>sluts
miscegenation is the single biggest problem you cuc.k
>>67752367
the workers have no need for catgurks, they are an unnecessary preoccupation of the people
>>67752533
Denied. The National Socialists Party works alone!
>>67752555
But they cannot work fellow worker, if they cannot work then they are traitors and should not be treated as equals.
>>67752473
ah-ha, now the truth comes out
the skeletons are enemies of all living men, and typical of the undead will seek to create a kingdom of death
every time
BLOW UP THE PARLIAMENT REEEEEE
>>67752259
>>67752757
if they cannot work, they should be helped. But if they can work and refuse to, they go to the Dorms
>>67751047
Oh the Memories....
>>67752745
on reflection I agree
they cannot work, an will become an enemy of the people
their only use to us is handles for spades, hand trowels and hoes
this will put them closer to the earth where they belong
Colour: PURPLE
CCP Proposed Policies
Trade Policy: WHAT THE FUCK IS TRADE
Economic Policy: FREE SHIT
War Policy: KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE
Immigration: LET EVERYONE IN - BORDERS DONT EXIST
Minority Rights: REPARATION AND PAYMENT FOR EVERY CRIME COMMITED BY WHITE PEOPLE DATING BACK TO 1 MILLION B.C.
Vote Franchise: MINORITY VOTES COUNT 3X - FEMALE VOTES 2X (unless white) - All White CIS Male Votes count 0.1 - White Female Votes 0.5
LBGT ADDS 1.5 TO YOUR VOTE
Public Assembly: WHITE PEOPLE CANNOT ORGANIZE THEMSELVES IN NUMBERS GREATER THAN 2
Press Rights: VICE MAGAZINE & HUFFINGTON POST WILL BE THE ONLY AVAILABLE PRESS
Slavery: WHITE PEOPLE CAN SIGN UP FOR SLAVERY IN MINORITY HOUSEHOLDS TO REPAY THEIR DEBT
Trade Unions: YES BUT THERE MUST BE A MAJORITY OF FEMALE/MINORITIES IN THEM
Public Schooling: EVERYTHING IS FREE
Healthcare: FREE !! FOR EVERYONE!
Pensions: EVERYONE GETS A FREE PENSION! NO OLD PEOPLE HAVE TO SUFFER!
Welfare: EVERYONE GETS FREE SHIT LIKE A FREE APT, FREE CAR AND FREE FOOD
Minimum wage: $69/hr
SIGN UP NOW AND JOIN THE MOOOOOOOOOVEMENT!!!
EVERYTHING MUST GO REEEEEEE
>>67752780
the paliment is a house of people
to be an enemy of the parliment means you must represent an antisocial minority
do you want a monarch/despot?
to the gulag with you
BOOM
>>67751984
Behold! The Reactionary Monarchist Party!
Long Live the King! May he rule wisely.
Who is the king btw?
>>67752998
This is why I warned you cucks about allowing crazy religious nuts into our great nation
>>67753037
Color: Green
so is someone gonna pick this shit up or not?
>>67752914
You are the definition of crony leftism, and you shall be purged once the proletariat adapt to the revolution.
>>67753165
My party might side with you sometimes, albeit not when you start taking away our gorram rights
FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS SOMETHING TO US
JOIN THE ISOLATIONIST PARTY OF FAGS
We care about your basic human rights, and we won't infringe upon them even if you call someone a nigger
However, we agree that the use of degrading terms is not very intellectual, but you can say whatever you want, as that is your right
Where are my fellow NatSoc buddies? Our party used to rule the parliaments!
>>67751047
Color: 110 Red, 0 Green, 255 Blue
Serene Republic of the Masked Lords
Government: Feudal Republic, high levels of Patrimonialism and Clientelism
Trade Policy: Protectionism
Economic Policy: Mercantilism
Religious Policy: Traditional Roman Catholic State Religion
War Policy: Just War Theory
Immigration: Restricted to Practicing Catholics
Minority Rights: State Sanctioned Discrimination to Non-Catholics
Vote Franchise: Restricted to Nobility
Public Assembly: Restricted to Approved Guilds
Press Rights: Restricted to Chartered Media Guilds
Slavery: Legal to Non-Christians
Trade Unions: Banned, Guild System in Place
Public Schooling: Privatized Education by the Catholic Church and Guilds
Health Care: Privatized Health care by the Catholic Church and Guilds
Pensions: Payed for by Guilds to their Workers
Welfare: Provided by the Catholic Church, Guilds, and Generous Nobility
Minimum Wage: Dependent on Guild rules
>>67753429
the CCP requests a formal coalition with the Isolationist Party of Fags
We can do great things together my friend.
>>67753657
B-but we disagree with literally all of your platforms
>>67753566
ah the pre-cursor to the imperialist-capitalist state
you seek to oppress the workers, dupe he people with false idols and elevate the bourgeois
peasant rebellion today!
>>67753716
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>67753717
>pre-cursor
I love the old ways of oppressing, capitalism made oppressing more boring.
>>67753777
I bet you think white people haven't lived in ghettos and haven't been poor
I'd rather form a temporary coalition with
>>67752453
>>67753717
>elevate bourgeois.
Wrong the burgoise suck, we elevate the landed gentry and clergy.
>>67753777
Best use of this meme yet.
>>67753857
but capitalism is more "people's revolution" resistant
and that's where things are heading
>>67753881
>Wrong the burgoise suck, we elevate the landed gentry and clergy.
they ARE the borgoise, they own the mills, the potteries, the farms; they grow fat on the labour of the workers
the clergy do not work, they leech off the proletariate and cloud their minds with lies of an eternal reward for being opressed
>>67753935
don't encourage the cuck, they're against true equality
>>67753874
We are deeply disappointed by the Isolationist Party of Fags
Good that we do not forget.
We have 2 high value endorsements from the AIDS Skillrex guy and Meggy the BBC Craving Goth Whore.
Against all odds we decided not to create a Super PAC because we are not funded by (You)'s like the rest of the /pol/ establishment parties.
Our policies are fine and already paid for. You can look up our budget online its literally everywhere and all we have many friends that agree with them.
>>67754047
a laughable suggestion from a party that believes someone with no legs or arms can equal to a worker
the sharing of many things is ideal, but not the sharing of sexual partners
>>67754045
The bourgeois consisted, historically, of middle class city dwellers who did not receive their wealth because of royal or government granted privileges (nobility).
They can both relate in being wealthy and own things but the main difference is the bourgeois own to make things while the nobility owned to receive rent usually.
>>67754140
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
if someone wants to share sexual partners, that's none of our business. Government needs to stay out of the day to day life of our fellows
>>67754263
But Regulating people's lives is fun
t. Your Sovereign Prince
>>67754295
Sounds like you'd enjoy living in that crappy United States!
>>67754263
the government must act against minority elements to preserve the unity of the people
first gays undermine families, foreigners undermine group interests, givers of special privileges and right take away from the worker
>>67754345
Gee you know me too much, stop using the NSA's equipment :^)
>>67754395
We do not condone the use of surveillance. As I have stated, our party is against getting involved in the business of our people. Was just using social engineering
>>67754393
Our party does not condone giving preference to one group or the other. If you are better at a task, we don't care what race, gender, sexuality, or helicopter you are
>>67754393
Then pedophiles, necrophiliacs, cannibals, and Weaboos who marry inanimate objects get forced acceptance.
inb4 Feminist in the future can sue you for not doing what they say because that is "sexist", inb4 gays can sue you for not accepting their sexual advances because that "homophobic"
Social Progress must die because it will inherently lead to a dark fall, Death to the Enlightenment, Death to Whig History, Death to Progress.
Vive Ancien Regime!
Anti-Nigger Party
Anti-Jew Party
>>67751047
I am back !!
skeletons party sounds transparent enough to join
>>67755418
My party is transparent, we are very honest about our corrupt ways :^)
Nihilists. Fuck me.
Say what you want about the Tenets of National Socialism, Dude;at least it's an ethos
>>67751047
holy shit.
i love you
>>67751047
>Name: First Citizen party
>Colour: Dark blue
>Trade Policy: Free Trade
>Economic Policy: Capitalism
>War Policy: Isolationism
>Immigration: Border's closed, fuckers
>Minority Rights: same as normal rights. but niggers cant nig
>Vote Franchise: minimum age of 20
>Press Rights: full
>Slavery: only through indentured contracts.
>Trade Unions: allowed
>Public Schooling: There should be a clear divide between Public schooling and Private schooling. (we shouldnt enforce public curriculum onto private schools)
>Healthcare: Public
>Pensions: Private sector
>Welfare: no.
>Minimum Wage: $9.95
Name: Imperi Eternam
Color: Dark Red
Government: Nationalist Imperialist Junta
Trade Policy: Protectionist
Economic Policy: Industrialism
Religious Policy: None but public worship forbidden
War Policy: Conflict is understood and welcomed as a natural occurrence between peoples, conquered peoples submit to Imperi rule or die
Immigration: Pax Hegemon- you come here, your previous identity is forfeit and you must conform to our laws and ways or be exiled or executed
Minority Rights: See above, there are no minorities, only Imperial citizens or those being processed
Vote Franchise: The landed, educated and military may vote, commoners need not concern themselves with affairs of state
Public Assembly: Allowed under the watchful eye of the Guard
Press rights: One state run news source under constant scrutiny to maintain journalistic integrity and neutrality, private citizens/companies may print as they see fit (treasonous material excepted)
Slavery: If you are conquered people you are given a choice; either be killed or assimilated into the Imperi over the course of a number of years, being indentured servants to private citizens while learning our ways and customs
Trade Unions: Have their purpose but will be kept under constant watch
Public Schooling: Primary, secondary and trade schools yes, alternate 'higher' education privatized
Health care: Private doctors, charge rates as they see fit, free for military
Pensions: Military or heroes of Imperi only
Welfare: Welfare is your family and neighbors looking out for each other, do not expect handouts from the state
Minimum wage: Whatever the guilds set for their labors
JOIN THE FIRST CITIZENS TODAY AND HELP STAMP OUT COMMUNISIM AND OTHER FOREIGN MENACES
