>Feminist lesbian SJW Ellen Degenerate must pay 220mil in alimony to her lesbian ex-lover
http://www.bollywoodlife.com/news-gossip/220-million-divorce-ellen-degeneres-and-portia-de-rossi-split/
God does have a sense of humour.
J U S T
EBIN :DDD
>>67741645
>cheated on Ellen with a man
There is always a more attractive non-dyke in every lesbian relationship
This is awesome
Portia is actually good looking.
This is the year of the SJW blow-out. God has returned to reap the sinners.
>>67741645
that sucks. She should go back to sucking penis. Lesbians are fucking CRAZY?
>>67741645
Feels good after Mel Gibson got shafted.
A L I M O N Y
J U S T
F U C K
M Y
S H I T
U P
>>67741645
EQUALITY
3D women.
>>67741962
WHAT IN THE CHRIST IS THAT THING AT THE END?
>>67741645
I like it.
>>67742141
Prolapsed anus. I gagged but I wanted to confirm what you meant.
>>67741962
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH
>>67742141
I THINK IT'S A FUCKING PROLAPSED ANUS
>>67741645
How does divorce work on feminist lesbians?
>>67741793
That's because lesbianism is a meme.
The only way they're relationships are sustainable is if both partners are repulsive landwhales to all men.
>>67741645
>Buzz is that Rossi’s mystery man is her co-star Matthew Del Negro
She literally got cucked by a Negro.
>>67741962
That's hot.
>>67741645
Fuck this makes me feel amazing
>mfw I called her Ellen degenerate when I was 7
>mfw my mom ranted to a 7 year old why Ellen wasn't degenerate
>>67741645
/pol/ is fucking retarded. This is obviously fake.
EQUALITY!!!
This makes me so happy i want to rip my cloths off and go skip across a fucking field.
Enjoy your equality twats.
>>67742352
alphonse is that you
calling bullshit until better source
J U S T
>>67741793
>>67742324
her ex wife was a confirmed BISEXUAL you retards. she never claimed to be a lesbian
>>67741645
fucking dykes, man.
Eminem predicted this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY
Whats the issue? Its equality at last!
>Rossi’s mystery man is her co-star Matthew Del Negro
>Negro
Topkek
>>67742352
My mom always called her Ellen Degenerate
>>67741884
Was good looking, she got some kind of plastic surgery and jacked her face up between seasons 3 and 4 of Arrested Development.
The story is fake you dumbasses.
http://www.gossipcop.com/ellen-degeneres-divorce-portia-de-rossi-matthew-del-negro-march-2016/
>>67742636
That is sad to hear.
I don't think true lesbianism exists.
>>67742653
>gossipcop
Who even cares in the first place
>>67742556
>dating Matthew Del Negro and not superior spot up shooter Vinny Del Negro.
It's like she doesn't even care about the mid 00's San Antonio Spurs.
>>67741645
Holy shit, did both of her ex-lovers cheat on her with men?
Lesbianism confirmed for meme.
>>67741645
is she going to go full mgtow after this?
>>67742141
Her guts pulled out
A prolapse.
You dont want to see it in the ER .
Those anuses are clean.
At the ER they are with shit and on someone not so pretty
JUST
>>67741645
not even real
not cool OP
fucking leaf
>>67741793
Ellen got
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>67742490
All women are bisexual
ELLEN AND PORTIA ARE DIVORCED???
NOOO???
THEY WERE SO HAPPY TOGETHER
>>67742403
>>67742447
http://www.jobsnhire.com/articles/36296/20160229/ellen-degeneres-divorce-snl-hosting-gig-with-wife-portia-de-rossi-the-last-straw.htm
>>67742324
This. Every decent looking "lesbian" I've known has gone back to the dick eventually. Only the fat ugly dykes who can't get a man are forever lesbians. I've personally banged four "lesbians" and have come to realize there is no such thing.
Aint a lesbian that cheated with a man a BI SEXUAL
oooo wait she took dick ,, to mindfuck her ex lesbo
>>67742928
I'm 99% sure that Hollywood "lesbians" just cruise around and do shit like in the OP for money and connections but still take dick on the side
>>67741962
I fucking gagged.
What the fuck.
Fuck me alimony laws are just pants on head retarded.
Shouldn't that Portia be rich enough to live off her own money? She's an actor for fuck sakes.
>>67741645
My sides
>>67742972
Not me
>>67743436
Wow what the fuck happened to her face
>>67741645
I thin Ellen is a qt
>>67743436
that's a spooky skeleton
>>67743333
Ellen is a 'talk show host' which basically means she gets paid millions of dollars for every segment to shill some shitty product or book
Even more from film companies to ask the right questions when a star of their new movie comes on the show
A tv star or model doesn't make in a year, what Ellen can make in just one day
>>67743436
Yeesh, that guy wasn't kidding about the surgery.
>>67743604
I like her voice in a strange way
Would give the Dori
>>67743604
You have horrible standards m8. she is disgusting
>>67742882
looks like an oblivion character
>>67741962
Anal prolapse is the best.
>>67741962
Just when you think you've seen everything and you can never be shocked anymore, you get blindsided by shit like this. WHY
>>67743436
WTF?!?!?
So this is what happens when you take the semen out of semen demon.
If this is true, that sucks. Ellen seems like a genuine and nice person, who just happened to like chicks. She always seemed like a mildly funny, happy and innocent person, but that's probably just what was sold to me
>>67743068
I want black nails girl to give me a handie while she trump shames me
>>67743837
Yeah there is something strangely hot about her, despite the fact she is probably a repulsive human being
>>67741645
What a shame.
She was genuinely one of the better gays.
>>67743505
Quiet koala , you're a dude
>>67741645
I never understood alimony
>I ate your cooch for a few years and now I don't want to anymore so I get $220 million
>>67743827
She's a mingelicker. What further proof do you need that she is a sick, twisted individual who ought to be drummed out of public life?
>>67744026
there was for a long time a system where women got royally fucked and couldn't initiate divorce at all around the 1880s
there was a big push for marriage protectionism in Britain around the same time as first-wave feminism that bled into American politics as well
given the time and rights of women, it made sense. What doesn't make sense is having it now.
>>67744026
It a relic from when marrying a non-virgin was a social taboo meant to support the woman who had no chance at marriage and no ability to work.
>>67742352
>Ellen degenerate
same
Lesbians are repulsive
>>67741645
Portia is the shit, her character on Arrested Dev is literally the best ever.
"I just can't even give this away"
>>67741962
>Prolapsed anus
>Sucking it
My sides officially left orbit.
SHE MARRIED FOR LOVE!
>>67744463
I HOPE YOUR RELISH IT AS MUCH AS I CAPTAIN KIRK!
>>67741962
jesus.. this makes me mad
>>67743604
not attracted to her but seems like she'd be cool to hang out and be friends with
For everyone that is bitching this is fake, unfunny turbodyke Jane Lynch got hosed by her wife of 3 years for half of everything including TV royalties and 1.2 million.
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/14553558-jane-lynch-divorce-why-did-they-break-up-
Only the butch ones are real; femme dykes always end up with men eventually. Literally every lesbian I knew of in college has dated or is dating a man.
>>67741962
NO NO NO
>>67742882
>>67743721
>By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, next to me!
GAYS WANTED MARRIAGE EQUALITY. NOW THEY HAVE IT.
>>67741962
Where the fuck do you people find this shit?
>>67741962
Sometimes I wonder why I come on here
>>67741962
>>67741962
>>67741645
Equality can be a bitch heheheh
Wish I had a image of a happy merchant divorce lawyer.
>>67745011
all that jam being wasted
;_;7
>>67741962
>tfw this is really tame to you
>>67743837
>>67743975
iktf
>>67741962
>>67741645
Perfect.
>>67741962
This is it boys, I've seen it all. The sucking of a prolapsed anus is the pinnacle of debauchery, it has to be. The thing of it is, I didn't even flinch at seeing it and now I am genuinely curious as to what it would taste like. Who would not rub their pinky around the smoldering and steaming crimson treasure until that little indentation is found where the tongue could most easily rest and find the greatest piquancy of delight? Only this heroine, being a woman incapable of summoning creative energy, did not think to pinch the little apple imitation to see how it molds around the fingers. Who among you gentlemen would not squeeze just until you hear a yelp from its gracious host; the yelp of course would serve as a signal for us to replace our tight clasp with our teeth. From here one may delight with patience for once the prolapsed anus is caught between a man's teeth, there is no rush, no rush at all. From here the sanguine jewel may be spread between the clenched teeth by a gentle movement of the jaws. If one so pleases, one may bite down just hard enough to rupture the prolapsed sanctity and release from it the juices which would render even Bacchus envious. One has to be careful here not to mistake the taste of blood for the splendid, unique flavor of the fruit's substance; once the distinction is made, the tongue can never again know pleasure unless it comes from the innards of a prolapsed anus. Yes my brothers, this is a fine sight but alas, the banality of woman prevents us from truly enjoying it.
>>67741645
Will this red pill her and turn her into a bitter Conservative?
>>67747011
Hopefully. Would like to see her move her show to Fox News
>>67741645
>http://www.bollywoodlife.com/news-gossip/220-million-divorce-ellen-degeneres-and-portia-de-rossi-split/
>Buzz is that Rossi’s mystery man is her co-star Matthew Del Negro.
>MATHEW DEL NEGRO
>NEGRO
JUST
>>67743436
She looks worse here than she did in the Netflix Arrested Development.
You can only be really thing like that when you're in your teens and 20's. Once you get past 30 you need a little meat on your bones or you start looking gaunt as fuck.
>>67747741
Unfortunately the dude is white. Would be hilarious if it was really a black guy
>>67748033
how is that not the guy from ER
In the words of a wise negro
>"Try to act like a man, git treated like one"
>>67741962
>>67741645
Jesus Ellen must be rich for a celebrity to make out like a fucking bandit like that.
>>67748033
>white
>del negro
>del negro
>del negro
sounds aryan as fuck
>>67743549
anorexia
can't you read?
>>67741962
>>67741962
>>67748308
The guy from The Mummy got taken for that much plus a million dollars a year in alimony in his divorce. Mel Gibson for around $500m.
Never get married unless your assets are isolated in offshore accounts.
>>67746474
m8..
>>67742306
The one that tried to be treated like a man gets shafted.
>>67746474
da fuq
>>67741645
"Buzz is that Rossi’s mystery man is her co-star Matthew Del Negro."
She left her for a man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67742141
It's called a Rosebud
>>67746474
Saved
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>>67741962
ive seen some shit.
>2016
>getting married
Even dykes are whores
i want to be ellens cabana fuckboy so bad
imagine never having to work ever again just cause you fucked the right person
i cant believe thats an option for 50% of the population
>>67746474
a new copypasta was born....
>>67741793
HOLD ON THERE SHIPMATE! That is spin from Ellen's lawyers. Ellen cheated on Portia while she was in rehab. Ellen is trying to sway public opinion because it would hurt her brand.
http://www.inquisitr.com/1335051/ellen-degeneres-reportedly-cheated-while-portia-de-rossi-was-in-rehab/
This is not not the first time Ellen did this either, Anne Heche was driven nuts by this woman and ended up in a field in Fresno, leading to rehab again. Rinse Repeat with this woman.
http://www.hollywood.com/general/anne-heche-breaks-up-freaks-out-in-fresno-57162744/
>>67751049
senpai nobody cares who did what and your morals are irrelevant
but we enjoy seeing people get justed
were here for the justing
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2999277/None-true-Ellen-DeGeneres-blasts-rumours-split-Portia-Rossi-talks-not-having-children.html
Fake
>>67741962
TOP KEK
>>67746474
I want to hit you with my car.
>>67751211
>dailymail
discarded
>>67741793
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>>67742324
>lesbianism is a meme
>The only way they're relationships are sustainable is if both partners are repulsive landwhales to all men.
>>67742520
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>>67744174
>mingelicker kek lel
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>>67741645
ROASTING IN EPIC BREAD
>lesbian meme magic
>>67742490
ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL WHORES
ALL WOMEN ARR BISEXUAL WHORES
ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL WHORES
>>67753096
its funny how that meme on rommney kinda took the wind out of his sails but trump just doubles down and the media cant continue attacking
trumps given the world a new strategy and global politics is gonna transform to WWE for the next 20 years
>>67741645
left her for of a
>stronger
>Assertive
>Flatter
>Dyke
>with a built in dildo, almost as if they were..designed to please women?
Is the goal of being a lesbian just to date shitter men mimickers till the graduate to real guys?
>>67742882
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>>67741962
>watch this, "maybe its time to fap"
>all those newfag replies
im old
>>67745011
is that 8 bleeding girls that sat there to make that mess?
>>67742324
This. Lesbianism is a trend, not a moral cogitation. Just like liberalism and refugees welcome.
>>67741962
>>67741645
It's things like this that make me realize there is a God.
>>67741645
>bollywoodlife
>bollywood
Poo in loo detected
>>67741962
all the replies but I watched it anyway
>>67741962
I RECOGNIZE THAT DONG
>>67754445
This desu, prolapse ain't my thang but after staring at the vid for a while I realised I hadn't fapped in hours.
Alimony should be limited to 50k, and only in extreme situations.
>>67741962
I fap to shit like this.
>>67743816
I lol'd
>>67741962
kek
>>67745755
So underrated.
>>67741645
FAGGOTS BTFO
>>67741962
egh.
filthy 3dpd
anime version when?
>>67741962
thanks for culturally enriching my breakfast
>>67741962
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>>67746474
You're trying way too hard to be funny
>>67741645
You know, gays are generally good dudes. Traps are alright, I guess. But lesbians are completely useless. Literally the lowest tier of human sexuality. If they were all rounded up and shoved in a meat grinder, the world would be a slightly better place.
>>67741962
Holy shit I almost threw up.
You fucking sick Fuck I hope you get gang raped by a bunch of nu males.
>>67741645
Fucking kek. I'd laugh even harder if she went and started fucking eminem.
Lesbians do not exist, dudes. All women are bisexual.
When a woman says she's a lesbian it's merely a political statement.
>>67741962
>anal
>not cervical
shitty porn
>>67741962
God I wish I never saw that because I really like Amber Rayne. She's one crazy whore.
>>67758624
Amber Rayne is fucking goat. She's underrated as fuck, has done so much shit and seems to love it.
>>67741645
Poor, Ellen.
But at least she now can be equally as miseble as any straight divorcee.
>>67746474
Your great at writing
>>67759009
>your
>>67754087
>women are not just a shittier version of men with the only quality to them being reproduction.
fuck lesbian cunts, why they dont like dick?
>>67759027
obviously Im not
>>67741645
Rumour has it she is releasing a sex tape to help pay for the alimony.
>>67741962
Who the fuck would find this hot?
>>67743436
just another proof that being gay is unnatural and degenerate.
>>67741645
>cheat on Ellen with a man
Kek, I guess it really was "just a phase"
>>67741962
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
>>67742306
it's easy
she pays alimony
>>67741645
But I like Elen Degenerate
>>67742674
That's because lesbian relationships are always femme x butch or butch x butch.
You never see two femmes together because real women can't bare each other, that's why one or both of them have to mimic a male partner.
>mfw I know a "lesbian" couple that consists of your typical tumblr landwhale and a tranny whom the landwhale watched go from a man to a "woman"
>the landwhale constantly screeches about how "gay" she is and how much she loves lesbians when she is in a relationship with a dmab
>feels more like she's trying to reassure herself of something she really isn't
>>67741962
Haven't seen that before, seen a lot of prolapses but it's interesting seeing someone suck it
>>67741962
What the fuck ?
>>67741645
>>Feminist lesbian SJW Ellen Degenerate
You could have just said JEW
>>67743790
that's not even a valid reaction if you've been here more than a month.
>welcome home.
>>67746474
>masterful b8, no paragraphs or dinowalking thow, 7/10
>>67741962
I DID NOT WATCH THAT
>I DID NOT WATCH THAT
I DID NOT WATCH THAT
>I DID NOT WATCH THAT
I DID NOT WATCH THAT
>I DID NOT WATCH THAT
I DID NOT WATCH THAT
>>67743549
90s were 20 years ago
>>67753296
>ALL WOMEN ARE BISEXUAL WHORES
Birth control makes women bisexual. Fact.
>>67741962
>>67767506
Wot
>>67741962
Mein Gott
>>67741962
hehe i still cant believe it
>>67741962
>open this up expecting to see something life changing because of the replies
>it's just some bitch getting prolapsed with a horse dildo
Is this your collective first day on 4chan?
>>67741645
That sucks. I dont even relish in hearing that loss. Ellen may be a Lizzy but she never was annoying or shitty about it. 220 mil is a lot of money to give to someone who never fucking earned it.
Fuck California. They said I owed 3300 in child support when I was the one raising my kid.
>>67744359
Saving that for my degeneracy folder.
>>67741962
Makes me want to post this on /v/
>>67741962
honestly thats not so bad
>>67741645
>http://www.bollywoodlife.com/news-gossip/220-million-divorce-ellen-degeneres-and-portia-de-rossi-split/
>in local grocery store
>in line waiting to pay
>reading tabloid magazine headlines
>read this one and start holding back laughter
>girl in front of me audibly distraught
>looks my way
>cant contain it.jpg
>no sex for me
>>67741645
On the topic of JUST, does anyone have the Brendan Fraser but drawn like wojak picture?
>>67741645
huh. I liked De Rossi too. Total cunt move here though. Cunts gonna cunt.
>>67741645
>220 million
Shame about them pre-nup's, you stupid dyke.
I love you, God!
>>67741962
thank god i havent eaten breakfast
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>>67741962
pretty hot
fuck the newfags
>EWWW MY LE VIRGIN EYES
>EWWWW I ALMOST LE VOMITED XDDDD
>OMG WHY LOLOLOL OMG!!!!
get the fuck out
>>67771122
Bless your dubs.
>>67743681
>that story
I'm both impressed and disgusted.
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Glorious
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