>Delegates Big Don: 693/Lyin’ Ted: 422/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
>TH Hickory, NC 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOlpRxtIB4
>TH Tampa, FL 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VVTbiEnXno
>Rally Boca Raton, FL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
>Rally Cincinnati, OH 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_ed9WMDNE
>Rally Bloomington, IL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IzeBofs_c
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJvfbs6u-6Y
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
>Trump on Hannity about Chicago rally Cancellation 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9Dpm64Wo8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Dank OC: Smiling Trump, Barking Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKNzYuFLMI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>YOKO: NOTICE ME TRUMP SENPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
>Trump Mocks Clinton on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
>Trump: Bernie supporters just want free lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_YPTo3NVPU
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
PREVIOUS:
>>67737806
AWOOOOOVMENT
"I'm unstumpable!" - Donald Trump.
WEEBS/FURRIES GO BACK TO YOUR BOARD
FUCK OFF DEGENERATES
I live in Arizona and I can assure you that Trump is going to win the state, I have spoken with a large amount of people and just by simply mentioning the WALL their vote goes STRAIGHT to TRUMP.
I'm actually being serious here, ever since Trump said he would build that wall Arizona has been going nuts for him, the online polls won't show it because most of these voters here don't even use the internet.
I swear to you on my life that Arizona is the one state you don't have to worry about in this coming election.
Congrats everyone and thank you for making this miracle happen.
America will be GREAT AGAIN!
Articles/News
>Pranksters Dress as Trump Supporters, Heckle Kasich & Rubio Speeches
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/campaign-pranksters-heckle-kasich-rubio-speeches-dressed-as-trump-supporters/
>Analysts: Trump would be a “Disaster” for Australia
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/us-election-president-donald-trump-would-be-a-disaster-for-australia-analysts-warn/news-story/aeef6beaabd380d97a2420a0ebf7e5d5?nk=160217ca29e10005bb1d7d3380e5512f-1458182070
>10 Facts about Barron Trump
http://www.inquisitr.com/2889969/barron-trump-10-facts-about-barron-trump-donald-trumps-youngest-son/
>GOP Official: WE Choose the Nominee, Not the Voters
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/16/we-choose-the-nominee-not-the-voters-senior-gop-official.html
EMPEROR’S DESK
>The Trump Movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyj_56w2FGc
>MORE Untruths about Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwJZGlC5lXM
>Anon’s On-the-ground experience at the Chicago rally
http://ebolachan.net/blogs/view/Campaign%20Trail%2016/3
>Hippie-looking guy SLAMS Cruz, Chicago Protesters, Clinton and SJWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e2QUCzNYDw
>Doctor of Common Sense SLAMS Chicago Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXgS6w-FEUA
>Chicago Trump Supporter Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nw405j2hOQ
>STOCK MARKET STOPPED just to hear Trump speak:
https://twitter.com/Campaign_Trump/statuses/707528957365649408
>Newt: “Trump didn’t belong to the secret society”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-NA73FsW8
>The REAL Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOQdcVoRys
>Learn to love Trump in 12m or less
https://youtu.be/1WUVP6l9Das
>Trump flipflops debunked
https://youtu.be/CzfWJ6V5nyU
>>67740797
I teared up a lil but why is the bitch recording herself while driving???
REMINDER AZ FAGS
WE HAVE 5 DAYS TILL THE PRIMARY, ITS OUR TURN TO HELP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
ITS A WINNER TAKE ALL STATE SO TRUMP MUST WIN AND HE MUST GET EVERY ONE OF OUR VOTES
DON'T DISAPPOINT
Threadly reminder to stay hydrated friends.
Who /uplikeDonaldTrump/ here?
>>67741237
>Montana
OP WATCH
>SIGN THE PETITION: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/classify-moveonorg-terrorist-group-due-their-violations-1st-amendment
>ANTI-TRUMP SUPER PACS & GROUPS:
-Moveon.org (Most Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros; Founded by Zack Exley (Bernie Sanders Senior Advisor)]
-Our Principles PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Ricketts Family, American Future Fund, Club For Growth; Founded by Katie Packer]
-Conservative Solutions PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Paul Singer]
-Immigrant Voters Win PAC (Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros, Democracy Alliance]
-Priorities USA (Hostile) [Pro-Hillary]
-Citizen Super PAC (Hostile) [Managed by Chris Gober and Ronald Steslow (https://www.citizensuperpac.com/media-inquiry)
>"In addition to his legal experience, Chris served as a political operative for President George W. Bush's 2000 and 2004 presidential campaigns." "When he isn't working, Ronald volunteers with The Reformation Project, a Christian group working to advance LGBT inclusion in evangelical communities."
-New Day for America PAC (Semi-Hostile)
OPPOSITION NEWS:
>DEMOCRACY SPRING: Anti-Trump Activists Plot “Largest Protests of Century”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/16/anti-trump-groups-threaten-largest-civil-disobedience-action-of-the-century/
>Latest Attack Ad: TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPRI9AmyVvY
>Super Pac Memo: It’s Mathematically Impossible For Trump to Get Enough Delegates
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/anti-trump-super-pac-delegate-count-220558
>Soros Bankrolling Latinos to vote against Trump
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/us/politics/george-soros-and-other-liberal-donors-to-fund-bid-to-spur-latino-voters.html
KASICH EXPOSED:
Lies
https://youtu.be/dWxlJBnF8D8
>Pro CC, Gun Control, Amnesty
http://youtu.be/vMlRClCMUZY
>Media Ties
https://youtu.be/85sUCGnkTAM
Cruz Exposed: http://www.truthabouttedcruz.com/
>>67741237
Awoo did literally nothing wrong
Lyin' Ted
ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED
TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida
3. Alabama
4. Mississippi
5. Hawaii
6. Tennessee
7. Georgia
8. New Hampshire
9. Massachussets
10. Nevada/Vermont
12. Louisiana
13. Michigan/North Carolina
15. Arkansas
16. Virginia/Kentucky
North Dakota (via straw poll)
Illinois (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
Missouri (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio
2. Wyoming
3. Minnesota
4. Kansas
5. Iowa
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Idaho
9. Maine
10. Alaska
STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida
2. South Carolina
3. Texas
4. Georgia
5. Alabama
6. Tennessee
7. North Carolina
8. Michigan
9. Mississippi
10. Massachussets
11. Louisiana
12. Virginia/Kentucky
14. Arkansas
15. Nevada
16. Oklahoma
17. Idaho
18. New Hampshire/Alaska
20. Hawaii
21. Maine/Kansas
23. Vermont/Minnesota
25. Iowa
26. Wyoming (Still 1 Delegate Though!)
27. Washington D.C./Ohio
>>67741281
i conned a bernie supporter into driving me to vote for him. shits great.
AWOOOOOOOOOOO THE BERN
Last one for this night. Will update the map later today.
CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS
Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU
Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA
"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc
John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
Bernie "Comrade" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfxrdwuONk
I'm sick of being ignored on this fucking website 2bh I don't know what it is about my posts but people just literally pay them 0 mind
>>67740797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HpARwZGWFI
WHO IS THIS LADY
>>67741347
trump is a fucking pussy
he pussied out of TWO (2) debates now...
he is obviously scared that Cruz will somehow shatter him
it's not even funny how the most likely next leader of this country is too scared to debate and will make executive decisions for four (4) years.
>>67741347
GO BACK TO UNIVISION, ANTHY
has anybody heard anything about the next scheduled rally?
I need my fix man
also
>693
FULLY ERECT
>>67741290
>france
>>67741295
I don't think you understand, that guy ain't a kebab, he's a Sikh!
Hey /pol/ I would just like to thank you for using your dank meme magic to help me help Israel. Glassner and I are loving it!
post your anime for Israel
MOVEMENT
>>67741366
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6Gu0XCfDj-e9gN6aXpubjQ
Idk but I think it's cute she makes little videos that get 5 or 6 views a pop
Like the donald, but the whole world is gonna hate us again, not sure if i wanna vote for him in AZ, might convince my mom to switch to ted cruz or kasich...
>>67741381
Hey Ben. How are things nowadays?
>>67741237
>>67741381
I thought he was trying to win an election. Shit on rato.
>>67741366
Yoko's mom.
Reminder that Yoko's last name is literally "MADA".
HAHAHHAHA
Drumpffags BTFO
how does it feel knowing more than half of the country will not tolerate your blatant racism?
>>67741237
>>67741381
we're done with southern states. rato is a non-entity in the remaining primaries. he's finished.
>>67741524
She's my favorite Trump semen demon
>>67741381
Lol he swept Tuesday and is expressing the power he holds as the front-runner
How can people still say that America is against Trump when he is getting literally millions of votes?
>>67741502
It's gonna suck when Ben becomes a SJW and uses his fast talking jew mouth to argue for them.
>>67741364
>>67741366
Like literally what the fuck is this shit
I post the exact same link and yet the smelly canadian gets two replies and I get none
>>67741381
Kosher salt detected.
>>67741553
Lobo the "main man" would rip that little cunt's head off for using his war cry.
Comics>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime
>>67741237
>Montana (you) farming every day
You trying to build up enough shekels to move when Trump gets in or what?
>>67741534
well lad, thats some old ass news
did you hear about those planes that hit the world trade center?
>>67741524
>>67741381
Cornhole Cruz can't win little Ben.
>>67741534
0,05$ have been transferred to your account and immediately donated to Bernie.
We from Soros Inc. thank you for your shilling
>>67741613
I have felt that feel.
Glenn Beck and Mark Levin were pissing into the wind today thinking there is still a way to beat Trump, these people have no shame
what am I supposed to do in an argument when they just keep going on about how the Muslim ban thing is "rayciss"
>>67741610
Leftists hold the majority
>>67741381
He's done like 11 out of 13 debates and he's interviewed daily by the MSM and press.
Unlike Hillary Clinton bitch ass.
These "debates" aren't even debates really, they're just roasts.
Cruz is an opportunist, like every other all talk,no action career politicians.
We're not falling for his shit.
>>67741261
It doesn't look like the car is moving at the time. I suspect based on the fact that she's in a car and the sneaky camera angle that it was out of a desire for privacy. Some latino homes, businesses, and neighborhoods can be downright hostile to the idea of putting citizens before illegal aliens.
>>67741534
>Drumpf
Is this a forced Milhouse meme or something? And besides if Bolsheviks would let us peacefully assemble these things wouldn't happen. Your wife enjoying her bull?
>>67741637
Keep jerking off to drawn pictures of 5 year olds faggot.
Trying to make trump look bad wont work.
You'll eventually be purged by the god emporer
>>67741595
except he doesn't have 100% power with the loss of Ohio fucktard
>>67741665
>shapiro held as smart conservative pre-breitbart reisgnation
>he resigns
>trumpfags realize he hated trump
>"he is the worst fucking guy"
kill yourself
also, cruz can win.
>>67741613
lmao you posted in a thread at like 294 replies right before the migration
>>67741613
lol
>>67741534
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
Link me to the part where he went there to enjoy the rally and join in with his fellow Trumpbros.
Today the MSM was suspiciously low energy.....I need a Trump rally stat if the MSM is gonna try not giving him attention like usual.
>>67741629
i sure do love my comics
>>67741612
Shills trying to intimidate
>>67741420
can anyone answer this?
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67741792
>>67741712
Republican voters have completely eclipsed Democratic voters though.
>>67741824
>>67741727
You blind faggot... have you even seen the debates? Trump literally says nothing... NOTHING of substance ever exits his mouth.
I cannot believe you fucking hicks will support this fucktard
he is backing out because he knows he cannot answer questions because he has a sub-human view of the politic world
>>67741759
he is a fucking shit for ambulance chasing after the michelle story and 100% acting like a SJW over it
>>67741792
>>67741824
what the fuck is this shit?
that's not comics.
>>67741741
>Is this a forced Milhouse meme or something?
Worse, John Oliver.
>>67741612
>implying it's not easy to beat Shapiro in a debate
literally point to his Piers Morgan interview to see how a turbo Kike can be BTFO easily
I'm not even a gun grabber, but Piers handled autistic spaz Shapiro very easily.
*in nasally voice*
ive seen you stand on the grave of children to prove your point!
Piers in very confident male voice
"How dare you accuse me of standing on the grave of children."
Then he BTFO shapiro again
"What was the weapon used in aurora"
*nasally voice shapiro*
"automatic weapon"
"And Sandy hook"
"Automatic weapon
"And countless other incidents"
*in nnasally voice*
OY VEY SHUT THIS DOWN I FEEL HOLOCAUSTED
>>67741741
it is like millhouse 2.0
>>67741772
>>67741774
Fuck off you anime shitposting wankers either tell me why or dont reply
I am upset.
>>67741792
>>67741824
This showed up in the newest Transformers comic.
>>67741759
It's not like anyone important won Ohio fucktard
Cruz is finished, he lost the south handily and there are no more evangelicals to pander to
>>67741909
Jesus
>>67741824
>>67741792
wheres the cute traps
>>67741792
Fuck I remember reading this shit with /co/
It's total Bernie center, but this was enough to provoke even /co/mblr
>Whatever one may think of the GOP brokering conventions, their track record in producing winning candidates has been slightly better than the modern system of choosing nominees.
>modern system
https://www.johnkasich.com/blog-posts/associated-press-cruz-has-no-realistic-path/
Fuuck I hate this fucking guy so much
He's literally saying democratic elections aren't important
It's good he's vote splitting with Ted, but a brokered convention is just terrible.
>>67741972
And people wonder why we prefer anime and manga to American animation.
>>67741759
He was a smart guy, when he cared more about facts than feelings.
But now he went 100% SJW on that Fields story, is completely biased against Trump because he hurts his feelings (literally calling him a "sexist asshat") and just overall does shitty journalism.
>>67741972
There are too many slavs on the Internet as it is
>>67742002
rubio dropped out and cruz/kasich will the the collector of those votes
are you stupid or something? i know when you support someone this hard the dick down your throat might be too overbearing to realize your cognitive dissonance
>>67741780
>chat shit get banged
When will Americans stop stealing British cultural words and phrases? You've had like 300 years to develope your own identity ffs.
>>67741874
No, he's not backing out. You don't understand that Trump owns this shit now, do you? The reason this primary cycle has had so many useless debates is because of Trump and how he pulls good ratings.
Now fuck off.
>>67741939
Would be pretty great to see some nig nogs who are butthurt at trump attack one of these anti-trump people because the hat is so similar
>>67741887
if you say so
>>67741874
Lol you act like any politician said anything substantive
>>67741939
That kid looks like a young Jeff Gerstmann.
>>67741759
lel
>>67742031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjOSKev6ENU
>>67742100
>muh ceiling
Trump just won 53% nationally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_zG3W9iW8Q
Univision bitches about trump being racist to O-Reilly
>>67742071
but they're so good!
>>67741524
>make
>america
>dope
>again
Lobo is best AWOO and will purge the furries.
Main man doesn't take well to faggotry
>>67742100
>if I keep insulting strangers on the internet my candidate will win
>>67741874
You goofy autist...I've seen the debates. Trump figuratively sticks to his guns...his policies and stances are straightforward and everyone knows what he stands for.
I cannot BELIEVE you fucking autists can't support this guy.
He's backing out because he scheduled a meeting with Jews about a month ago and the Fox Debate wasn't announced until THIS Monday.
How many times can he answer the same questions over and over again? He has a realistic and pragmatic view of the "politic world"
>>67742094
if you sincerely don't think trump's shady campaign did not touch that woman you are a fucking idiot who needs to learn to think within reason
>>67742105
>trump owns this shit
you cant make this up... Cruz is still a very strong candidate who can soak up all of the votes if kasich drops
>>67742140
you trumpfags are so fucking stupid
>>67742202
>national polling matters when the electoral actually votes for us
you are so fucking stupid
>>67741874
Yeah, I be seen it.They are all retarded with the exception of Trump who knoiws how to best manipulate everyone and everything to his advantage.
>he is backing out because he knows he cannot answer questions because he has a sub-human view of the politic world
Funny how he organises press conferences where he let's reporters ask him questions then.Funny how he does 100 interviews a day where gets a million of them.
And again, how many debates he's done already?
>>67742295
A+ delusion as expected from a Cruz cuck
>>67742295
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK PACO!
>>67742273
Momiji has been vital to Trump's success. He's going to make her Secretary of 2hus or Ambassador to Gensokyo.
trump will win.
>>67741939
kill it with gas
>>67742289
Trump literally dodges questions, applies demagoguery to the dumb voters like you, and says literally nothing specific about anything ...
read up buddy
https://blog.destiny.gg/on-donald-trump/
your candidate is a fucking idiot
>>67742281
taking it personal?
>>67742332
you have no idea about american culture and politics please stop acting like you do
>>67742379
i'm not even a fan of any candidate both republican or democratic idiot it's called having common sense
>>67742098
>Autobots give some shitty village internet access
>demands for PROOFS quintuple on /pol/
I remember the old cartoon having a middle-eastern country called Carbombya. Simpler times.
>>67742401
cringy as fuck
>>67741792
Comic writers are some of the most cucked people in the universe I've come to learn.
I'm pretty happy I've ignored the medium for the most part.
Peaceful tolerant Bernie supporter just messaged me after I posted a comment calling Sanders a scumbag on a CNN article
>>67742295
With Cruz, you lose.
Yo real talk tho, we did lose. We couldn't snag Ohio. I mean it's really fucking hard to get 1237 now by the convention.
Better hope Trump can swing New York, PA, and Cali. And you better hope the anti-Trump Super Pacs, Soros, and all the rest who are undoubtedly put in millions upon millions of dollars against him don't make headway.
>>67742451
Thanks for the free (you), here's one back for you.
>>67742451
Here's the bottom line, Cruz was done the second he lost south Carolina.
You fags are the only people I talk to and I don't want to go back to /r9k/, help me out with something
I made a dating profile because Trump inspired me to become a politician and politicians need wives. All the women are shit but one is maybe a 6/10 and says to message her dank memes. She's kind of fat though and not that great.
Do I ask her if she's on ss + GOMAD or just play it straight so I can get my dick wet and hopefully become president? I can't exactly afford to have high standards.
Here's a rare Trump for your troubles
>>67742273
Can your inferior AWOO die from eating chocolate?! I thought so.
>>67742098
>>67742501
amazing, you replied back to something exactly like trump would; void and baseless words
>>67742509
wrong
>>67742482
>Rodriguez
he has to go back
>>67741941
I literally told you why in my reply. You ignored it and went straight to the anime-card.
You will probably do the same thing again and not read my post. In that case I am a huge faggot please rape my face.
>>67742500
>Better hope Trump can swing New York, PA, and Cali.
Bernigger detected. NY and PA are a lock as long as you all go vote, and the People's Republic of California is like Illinois - tons of lefties, but they're not going to vote in the Republican primary.
>>67741939
>average Last Week Tonight watcher
>>67742514
He died and killed everyone in purgatory, demanded to be put back to life, died 3 more times and killed satan.
Lobo is the shit
>>67742071
>we
DESPERATION
>>67742552
Come on man, you have stronger bait than that. Hit me with your best shot.
>>67742511
Make sure you say you only want to date twinks
>>67742364
Fukken saved
Had a MAGA day
was on the bus coming home from work
2 guys talking about Ronald regan I start getting pumped thinking YES this is going to lead to trump
for 20 minutes on the bus no mention then the guy finally says Yeah fuck Obama i'm voting trump
I interrupt finally saw my opportunity tell him
I'm voting trump too
his scared face of me interrupting suddenly turns into this bright happy face I laugh and say yeah its scary to say it out loud he laughs too says he wasn't sure if he was going to say it or not but he was too worked up
the guy he was talking to laughs and says he's voting trump too he just wasn't sure if the guy was going in a different direction
anyway whole ride home just Magad it up with 2 fellow secret trump supporters
I never get to talk about him off /pol/ so it was really special
by the way no racism at all in the entire talk it was pure jobs and dissatisfaction of Obamas presidency from them 2
they had no idea who Bernie even was you can tell they don't watch cable news or go on the internet
but fucking great day and in california
>>67742552
South Carolina was his stronghold. How exactly will Ted come back?
>>67742611
What a fucking tool
>>67742611
C-can someone attack me please?
>>67742511
Get your dick wet first. Once you've had sex a few times the /r9k/ tendency to put pussy on a pedestal goes away.
Watch from 2:39 onwards. Same fucking shrilling shilling bitch screaming for robot to start cheers...
https://youtu.be/689HfzEKraM
OY VEY RUBIO OY VEY INDEED
>>67742451
Retard, you are a "Cruzmissle" you don't know shit so don't talk shit.Don't make me bitchskap ya with much Don
Have they still not given out all of the delegates from Missouri or is Google just not updated?
>>67742472
i believe one day things will change and the comic book industry will recover from all the tumblr tier shit.
>>67742591
>he
I can already sense the inferiority.
>>67742451
Jesus Christ you're a fucking retard. He's grilled everyday by autists like you asking for "specifics." Everybody knows his stances on everything. Do you need me to give a comprehensive list, mate?
>>67742482
Tell him he can fuck off to Mexico.
>>67742198
>tfw having to listen to this crap
WASHINGTON WARNED US
HE WARNED US ABOUT PARTIES, AND NOW HERE WE ARE TRAPPED IN A TWO-PARTY CORPORATE NIGHTMARE
IN DAYS GONE BY WE WOULD TIE MEN LIKE THAT TO POSTS AND BURN THEM ALIVE, BUT NOT TODAY, NOT IN 2016
THE REAL TRAGEDY IS THAT AFTER ALL OF THIS IS SAID AND DONE, THE RULES WILL BE CHANGED, AND THE STRUCTURES WILL ALREADY BE THERE TO PREVENT SOMEONE LIKE TRUMP FROM EVER BTFO OF THE CORRUPT ESTABLISHMENT EVER AGAIN
R E V O L U T I O N N O W
>>67742222
>checked
So this is what a degenerate, debased art form looks like. Twenty years from now it will be unfunny SJW Polandball unless something changes.
>>67742511
You have to go back to /r9k/
Why are anti-Trump shills so keen on spitting out shit, but not citing their sources?
So I put up a Trump sticker at work and now everyone is mad. What do?
>>67742742
Lobo was back in 92 so I wouldnt you expect to know he he is.
>>67742727
I like Witchblade. I can't think of too many others I've liked.
Also if anybody wants to MAGA this I'd appreciate it.
>>67742364
TOP POST, UNDERATED/10, I see you senpai, got any more?
You guys have seen this right?
https://www.fakebook.com/GodEmperorTrump/videos/840367746090057/?pnref=story
Replace the k with c
I can't stop laughing every time I listen to it
>>67741808
Supposed to be Saturday in Phoenix.
>>67742799
Support your God emperor until the end
Be chill and set a good example for the rest
>>67742798
>hasn't done shit for veterans before running for president
Fuck, that pisses me off. He's been helping veterans for fucking decades
>>67742451
You have to go back.
>>67742825
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>67742765
Wanna know the best part? They sit around all smug and mock us as we think we're making a real difference. Then they laugh all the way to the bank making hundreds of thousands a year with their bullshit jobs.
The world has gotten so bad that 2 years ago I worshiped an apocalyptic blood goddess in the hope that the world would change.
And yet these mainstream media faggots can't understand why I would support Trump.
I mean, how bad does the world have to be in order for you to genuinely hope and pray for mankind to be consumed and eradicated by plague?
>>67742295
Lol
So, if Trump wins (I fucking hope so) how hard will the media/establishment shill Shillary and try to destroy Trump?
To me, they are stepping up their campaign against him. Even in the shitty UK media (yeah I know it means nothing) they are against him.
>tfw Trump elected, wall built, Brexit, our Nigel Prime Minister.
>>67742611
>I am a colossal Canadian faggot who can't win a single debate
>Can't bring in the voters like the Don
>I don't have many bible fucker states left
>I also got BTFO on the 15th by going 0-6
>>67742825
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
Listen to this dumb cunt getting blown the fuck out by Trump supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWlUgI4cB4M
>>67742799
Whoa, whoa. You're not a racist bigot.
Are you?
>>67742798
Because their sources are tv shows and Facebook "infographs" with meme text. Just call them out on sources every time and they get fustrated
>>67742451
>wahhhh
>wahhhh
http://reason.com/blog/2016/02/29/bernie-sanders-support-dictatorship
>>67742798
There's no such thing as logic to those people. They are driven by nothing but emotions. Absolutely useless when it comes to arguments.
>>67742031
It isn't that I agree with the faggot on merit, but he is technically correct, at least regarding how the nominee is chosen. Primaries are not elections, they're party nominating processes subject only to party rules and not to electoral law. I will still riot like a nigger if they try to fuck us, but the whole thing is really nothing more than a charade to keep the public interested in the more salacious aspects of electioneering rather than taking an interest in policy substance. Well, that is until Trump came along and gave form to the thoughts and emotions of the popular center.
>>67742611
no, that is a strong person who isn't afraid to debate because ted cruz actually knows about foreign affairs and things alike
a "anti-establishment" fool who has no clue that general soleimani is, does not know who the russians are bombing, thinks autism is caused by vaccines, thinks that climate change is a hoax, want's to give lower taxes (which would put us in more debt wow)
but lets make america great again right?
>>67742649
it is possible. bernie won michigan after a seemingly 20+ negative poll
>>67742758
on his website he defends 5 issues about the country
... do you think only 5 issues inhabit the country today? also tip: trump has no idea what he is doing and using his salesman silver tongue to wiggle away from any calling out whatsoever
it's probably what you do, your flaws get pointed out, and you put yourself in defense denying that it's true
people like you who want him to win just for the "Lulz" need to fucking die off. also another reason why the republican party is a joke
>>67742799
Put on a MAGA hat to rub it in.
>>67742799
Tell them to deal with it. Free speech.
>>67742799
Put up more on dem ha8ters manne
>>67741939
jus cuck his shit up senpai
>>67742931
hilary's campaign will be "I'm not trump" and it will be a massive shitshow until all the votes are counted and she admits defeat on nov 10th
also nobody cares what the BBC thinks
>>67742611
I hope he's stuck with nothing during Trump's presidency.
guys arizona and utah are next tuesday wtf is trump doing, after those he has 2 weeks he can chill more
he needs to go win arizona its WTA, and cant let RATO take 50% in utah, thats his goal next week
why no rally's tomorrow....
>>67741914
Based Anglo Saxon Morgan destroys the smarmy Jew Shapiro. Just watched it. Epic.
>>67742943
Fucking smug motherfuking cunt fucking lib erals fucking fuck i can't even tyrpe right now
>>67742906
The millennials are a dangerous group. Our grandparents had to face the changes the early baby boomers, both Vietnam veterans and draft dodgers, brought.
Now we're the new Vietnam era.
>>67742906
>>67742198
That guy needs to be flayed alive by Trump's bannermen after he takes power.
>>67742987
Trump knows that the Russians are bombing islamic terrorists and wants to work together with them.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
>>67742937
He does have utah and nebraska, but other than that he's done
>>67743055
Rally Saturday in Phoenix.
>>67741502
>>67742841
Gonna be cutting it real close like that.
The primary is on the 22nd and Rato is probably already setting up shop.
>>67741792
>>67743097
People are talking about peacefully gathering at the convention.
![Children of Snowden - Follow The Leaker [LP].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KPlqylK.jpg "Children of Snowden - Follow The Leaker [LP].jpg")
>>67742364
some of my related, albeit non-Trump, oc
>>67742810
>>67742987
You still think Cruz has a chance don't you?
Hahaha holy fuck are serious?
-Against TPP
-Shits on PC Culture
-Will repeal common core
-Wants to Audit the fed
-NRA member, owns a CCW, very pro- 2nd Amendment
-De-fund sanctuary cities
-Tangible, wholesome answer to illegal immigration
-Pro-medical marijuana even tho he's not a degenerate.
-Wants to end corporate inversion and discourage offshoring
-Wants to end healthcare monopolies by promoting competitive bidding
-Resistant to lobbyism and special interest influence
-Redpilled on 9/11. Wants to release the 28 Pages.
-Wants to be Bros with Russia
-Knows how fucked up the Saudis are like the rest of us
-Knows how biased and corrupt MSM is
-Wants to end the incompetence and corruption at the VA
-Knows about the Shadow Government (Muh Globalist Banker Elite Lobbyist buying our puppet politicians conspiracy)
-Bring a practical Golden Age to the US military
-Anti-Globalist
-Fair Trade + Free Trade
>Comprehensive list of Trump’s Policies:
http://pastebin.com/raw/wvmekCjv
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
Can't wait till you autists either die off in mass suicides or leave the country in droves when Trump's elected.
>>67742906
And Winterchan was a fun run as well. Didn't have the results I expected, except for those articles where the migrants wanted to move back to Iraq because it was too cold and the locals are assholes.
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsmax-Tv/tom-delay-john-kasich-deal-ted-cruz/2016/03/16/id/719448/
is this true senpai?
is it over for the donald?
>>67743127
ima laugh my ass off if he loses cause he took it easy
>>67743167
guy who writes that is racist as fuck and that wasn't batman it was carrie Kelly in his costume
>>67742825
YOU'RE A WHITE MALE
>>67742943
My sides. Anybody who isn't a liberal retard would find that she blew herself out by interviewing reasonable young Trump supporters and acting like an imbecile.
You have to be deep in the blue pills to not come away from watching that with disgust for the host.
>>67742843
>>67743021
>>67743006
>>67742957
I could be, they are all mexicans
>>67742843
>>67741148
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>67742981
A rule is being suggested that anyone who won at least one delegate during the primaries can be submitted for the nomination process
That means we could see Jeb Bush making a comeback
So, if Trump wins (I fucking hope so) how hard will the media/establishment shill Shillary and try to destroy Trump?
To me, they are stepping up their campaign against him. Even in the shitty UK media (yeah I know it means nothing) they are against him.
>tfw Trump elected, wall built, Brexit, our Nigel Prime Minister.
>>67742198
https://www.change.org/p/republican-national-committee-revoke-curly-haugland-s-position-as-a-republican-delegate
>>67743055
I hope he has his campaign staff there already at the very least. I'm worried as well.
>>67743167
>>67741792
>>67743232
Took what easy?
>>67742640
>>67742820
thanks
I've got this magaman and that's about it.
I could give the twilight of the thunder god cover a try if anyone is interested
oc
prolly gonna make that shield an American flag actually
>rubio and cruz literally acknowledging that Trump gave them money
Wtf Lol i just realised that lol
Will Donald Trump MAGA (Make Australia Great Again)?
>>67743033
>Hillary's campaign will be a shitshow
>Trump's campaign will be shitposting
This is going to be good
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
>>67743326
That bottom row is 10/10.
watching that cruz shit on fox news
with megyn Kelly
now he's quitting the debate to go to that dc jew convention to "go after him"?
thisfucking rat and fuck fox news we know what trumps doing fuck the media
>>67743231
Break his face with a fucking baseball bat and see how much shit he talks then.
>>67743400
Yes
>>67743231
>one "literally who" says this
>trump tbfo
every.fucking.time
kasich hates cruz prob. more than trump, cruz will get btfo in a brokered convention same as trump.
its more likely that trump and cruz make a deal.
>>67742611
>1v1 me kid
>>67742482
His page is public and somebody's lighting it up.
>>67743313
hes taking 3 days off thats kinda low energy, unless hes doing backroom deal or some shit right now
>>67742987
>also tip: trump has no idea what he is doing and using his salesman silver tongue to wiggle away from any calling out whatsoever
Yeah things just magically always worknout for Trump.Even liberals acknowledge that everything Trump does is calculated.They also accuse him of being Hitler for it, but that's besides the point.
Only retarded cuckservitives gay liberals don't understand what's going on.
>>67742987
Cruz's best states are behind him, I'm not sure if you are just trolling or an actual shill but jesus fucking christ, Cruz can't actually get to the 1237 now, it's just not possible given the states that are ahead. He has to win 80%+ of what is left.
Hell, it's still going to be hard for Trump to hit 1237, but at least it is a great possibility. The math isn't their for anyone else. But you just keep telling yourself whatever makes your autism feel better.
>>67743265
hahaha
I kind of want to purchase a bigass roll of those stickers and just place them in random areas at concerts, workplace, school, etc.
>>67743400
Probably, but you're waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy down the fucking list.
>United Kekdom
>SWEDEN
>Norway
>France
>Canada
>
>
>
>Germany
>
>
>Australia
You're gonna be a while. Go pick up a goon from a glug shop and get comfy Lock your door.
>>67742879
kek
>>67742906
Why did ebola-chan fail?
>>67742943
>i don't think that black dude realizes he's black
I fucking hate liberals so fucking much.
>>67741148
>ate] [Auto] 27 new posts
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
>>67743513
Trump doesn't rest, we all know this. He's plotting strategy, shaping up deals, working the phones. He's trying to end this so we can get on with crushing Hilary and Making America Great Again.
>>67743627
Because she was a loser.
She was supposed to be the habbenning we'd all been waiting for and nothing fucking habbenned. Dumb bitch couldn't even run for dog catcher.
>>67742943
>you're a trickle down media whore
kek
>>67743627
Jew doctors cured the nigs with black magic, killing Ebola-chan irreparably.
>>67743704
Didn't she hit Sierra Leone when the CDC declared the world Ebola free?
>>67741534
hello bernie shill
>>67743710
Bottom of the bukkake.
She's such a perfect example of the left.
>>67742500
The 15 million in ads really helped them in Florida, didn't it?
Hey guys in the new CSTT video in the beginning there's a part where they get a protester out while everyone is singing some song. Anyone have a clip of that or the time for what rally it was in?
Thanks.
>HEIL
Is Rato already in AZ?
>>67743265
Only message up there that holds some weight is
>no religion or politics in the workplace tyvm
If your workplace has a policy against that stuff you probably shouldn't be putting stickers on the whiteboard.
If they don't then rub it in, put some more up and wear your Trump hat to work.
>>67743826
THE SIZE OF GOLFBALLS
>>67742987
>>67743746
And look where we are. Still alive.
the upcoming race war though, that is a habbenning.
can someone post the webm link of the anti-trump manlet who screams things like "FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOUR GOD?" the guy in the picture. i want to show it to people.
Drawfag here
Rate my comic of drumpf
>>67743955
We 1st world countries are fine. Most of us know personal hygiene.
I just donated $400 to bernie!
Try and match me!!1!
>>67744040
>>67744040
reminds me of those autistic sonichu comics desu
>>67744040
>>67744085
I DONATED $0 (ZERO) TO THE DON. MATCH ME. XDDDDDDD
>>67744040
not canon
>>67743558
I just wish the god emporer sold bigger packs for cheaper q.q
>>67743893
Not sure about this one, I didn't really worry about it since I work at a gas staion ayyy lmao, I would wear the hat but I might get killed by mexicans, I work in El Paso
>tfw I'm gonna get to see the wall go up
Glorious
