What do we do about the balding epidemic?
>>68194747
>get 1000 bald kids. 500 women 500 men
>kidnap them tell them world is ending they are last survivors
>ship them off to island alone
>say they are dominant species
>nurture them and say you must go. make sure they cant get off the island
>come back every year to check on them
>after 100 years come back to island
> now have army of bald people you can command.
> take over Europe
> ????
> world empire of bald people
> tell them to
>get 1000 bald kids. 500 women 500 men
>kidnap them tell them world is ending they are last survivors
> be there god. say when they die they shall get hair
>ship them off to island alone
>say they are dominant species
>nurture them and say you must go. make sure they cant get off the island
>come back every year to check on them
>after 100 years come back to island
>say alien haired people take over world.
>say you are only hope for humanity
>mfw they believe it
> team up with america say they are cool haired people
> now have army of bald people you can command.
> take over Europe
> take over america next
> eliminate all haired people.
> say balds are pure race
> shave your head to blend in.
> jews don't count btw.
> take over world
>????
> perfect society.
fund scientific research
No one can grab your hair in a fight
Baldness is directly linked to high t levels. Bald men are super virile/potent.
Shave your head if you're balding...unless you have a lumpy head, then you're fucked.
Pic related.
Balding here. AMA
>>68194747
Shave it,have pocket full of money, go to the gym
Women will come
Take estrogen and DHT+T-blockers
Ask your doctor for spironolactone estradiol and proscar
grow hair back ;)
>>68194747
Who cares. There are plenty of women who love bald guys.
My current gf talks about bald guys like she wants to bang them and it makes me uncomfortable.
>>68196253
>Baldness is directly linked to high t levels
baldies actually believe this haha
>>68194747
Take propecia and spironolactone.
Those two drugs together made my hair grow back.
But you gotta start before it gets too bad.
Also don't go too heavy on the Spiro or you'll start getting breast growth.
>>68194747
nothing balding is a sign of having normal to high levels of testosterone it gets converted to DHT and causes male pattern balding. Only faggots try and delay the balding because their vain gay metrosexual faggots
Balding is a sign that you are a beta and unfit for reproduction; there is a reason why Carl the Cuck, Aids Skirllex, and all beta nu-males have receding hairlines. If you are balding, suicide is your only option
>>68196739
I do. When I first noticed I was balding I found out I was having my first son, then 3 more after that. Irish quadruplettes back to back to back to back. My wife's pussy= destroyed, utterly, totally and completely. I just have a receding hairline, no point in trying to find a hair style that works with it.
>>68197106
Problem with this shit is if you ever stop taking it you will start to lose your hair again rapidly.
>>68197358
That is pretty harsh Canada-kun.
>>68197265
This. The only answer to OP's question is: Have hair transplants/propecia covered as a normal medical expense instead of elective.
Half of all men have always been bald. People from aristocratic bloodlines tend to be bald, too. At least the ones without surgery.
>>68197428
It's not testosterone it's DHT that you have an excess of. If anything, it's a sign that you're getting older and aren't producing as much testosterone anymore.
vanity is unbecoming for men.
>>68197265
>balding is a sign of high levels of testosterone
hahaha, yea, every middle manager across America says that to themselves before they chug down a few paxil and "fuck" their wives.
Baldies are not testosterone-fueled manly men. What fucking delusion that is.
>tfw full head of hair
feels good man
>tfw manlet
feels bad man
cut your balls off since you know you have a fetish for that and also you won't reproduce.
>>68197265
That's ridiculous. It's genes.
Literally nobody in my family is bald.
>>68197775
easy with the projection there Taco paco
Crispr-C9R biohacking kit. Gene edit that shit away. While youre at it, gene edit your betacuckhood away because only fags get upset theyre losing their hair. Be a man and shave it.
I go to an engineering uni and there are a lot of guys here balding. Nearly all of them are skinny fat dorks too. So the whole "it's all the test guys" shit is laughable.
>>68197775
Mexicans are always so proud of their hair because that's the only thing worthwhile their native ancestors passed along. Rofl.
>>68196512
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And a set of tits in the process. But then again, half the faggots here would become a dickchick if they could.
>>68198205
30 bucks in the age of streaming porn and torrents? How do they sell any of these? Boomers?
>>68197571
The 5a reductase enzyme breaks down testosterone creating DHT. Elevated levels of testosterone cause this. You should see the roid fed swoll faggots on /fit/. It seems MPB is a prerequisite for poster acceptance there.
I really don't care about having some hair loss. When my hairline started pushing back a decade ago I shaved my head. The wife likes it and I've grown accustomed to it. There is no difference in the quantity or thickness of my hair. It just stopped receding after a few months of hairloss. No big deal.
>>68198168
Yeah but look at any rugby team and half the guys there will be balding to some degree too. It's not about the amount of testosterone your body is producing, it's about a shitload of things, most importantly your sensitivity to androgens.
But yeah generally nerds go bald at a higher rate than chads because they are in their rooms all day getting fat and eating like shit
>>68198459
I think a lot of people generally don't know how to use the Internet. It's mostly pencil-necked geeks up in here.
>mfw i go to lex university and am a fan of all the same teams he is
>mfw I have a beautiful head of hair
so when does lexplorer get out
my hair is thinning. im not taking chems to stop it im just going to hit up Bosley and get the thick hair on the back of my head out on the top. shit is solved.
>>68194747
Nothing wrong with going bald.
If you're confident your head doesn't matter. If you're insecure it's the only thing that matters
>LeXplorer
>>68198205
>>68197999
>Baldie cucks upset someone poked a hole in their delusion that Balding = Alpha
>resort to y...y-you... you MEXICAN lol pwnd hmph showed him
Classic baldcucks. If balding was some sort of sign of overflowing test, why aren't bald guys swimming in pussy? Could it be because that's bullshit? Could it be that hair PRODUCTION requires testosterone? Why don't baldcucks accept their lesser status as "men"?
Baldcucks are just terrible. Prove me wrong. I'll be busy fucking your wives and girlfriends, taking back my rightful lands in the US Southwest.
>baldcucks. Not even once.
>>68194747
nothing you can do really. even if all bald men stopped having kids there are plenty of women who carry the genes that will.
Even though balding can come from either parent it is apparently more likely to come from the mom.
>>68199562
>nothing you can do
maybe
for people who bald at an early age, it's most of the time stress and their diet and adjusting them will at least delay MPB for most people. But hair you lose before you correct rarely grows back.
Genetics are rarely an unmanageable factor until you get older.
>>68195920
Fucking kek'd
>>68199964
maybe you're right. I have some slight recession myself. and some lifestyle changes seem to have helped a little.
meanwhile my older brothers can do whatever they want and lose no hair at all.
>>68194747
>kill the white race
>balding epidemic gone
>>68197106
Shit, is spironolactone the key to making it grow back? I started taking Finasteride (not Propecia brand because fuck that overpriced shit) when I was 21 years old and it stopped my hair loss almost immediately, but it never actually regrew any of the hair that I had lost previously. I wouldn't hate filling out my hairline again.
Poop
>>68194747
Bald acceptance. As well as hat acceptance for those men who choose that path.
Women have conspired to take both from us. We've made good progress on the beard front. Let's go for the (lack of) hair on top of our heads next.
>>68197775
>paxil
You're not fucking anybody on that garbage.
>>68194747
Eat the best possible non-toxic home made food, get healthy with the best health products at INFOWARS LIFE and become your own enthusiast doctor. And just wear a UV proof hat and don't live any more stupid stress than you need.
I am 26 and i can tell my hair is beginning to recede. I have seen pictures of my father and it didnt become noticeable till he was around 35. Hopefully in the next 10 years hair implants will be cheaper.
>>68207261
good idea. make balding men a protected class. anyone who makes fun of hairlines or baldness is convicted of a hate crime. bald lives matter movement. take over the mic of a major presidential candidate, get them all to pander to the cause
>>68196512
oh ya. chemical castration. have fun being a pussy your whole life
>>68197999
lol
>>68199147
dude youre mexican trash simmer down.
your ethnicity is the joke of the world.
>>68208480
I had the thickest head of hair until I was 29, then it started to go so fast it made my head spin. Now I'm 31 and it's definitely not going to last another few years. Oh well.
Balding since 16 master race
>>68207261
Japan is ahead of the curve here
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/japan-bar-offers-discount-to-bald-or-balding-patrons/
>>68197571
wat. fucking leaf. You do know that testosterone levels keep increasing until 40 in a normal male right? Why do you think so much baldness happens between 20 and 40?
>>68194747
How about a few years in prison?
tfw 23 and the left side of my hairline is already fucked
>Don't be a faggot.
>Shave your head
THE END
>>68194747
ayy twitsp master race
>>68194747
Fuck you.
>Tfw receding hairline
>no thinning, just receding
I'm hoping it slows down here in a bit. I've started shaving but the only downside is I have a big pink/purple birth mark on the back of my head.
>>68197106
Propecia gives you erectile dysfunction and can give you severe depression. Avoid it.
daily reminder bald people are scum and should be cleansed from this earth to make room for superior full head of haired men.
>>68194747
lol u metrosexual faggot. women want aggressive, dominant guys with money who take what they want. hair or not. only a beta gives a shit if they go bald or not because all some betas have going for them is their pretty boy look. once they get old and ugly they are fucked
>tfw really thick glorious hair
>So incredibly black people think its dyed when they first meet me
feels good
>>68210157
Propecia can only give you ED, not depression.
The depression is just a side effect of the ED.
>>68210016
Trust me dude, hair loss slows down for periods then speeds up again. You'll need to do something about test levels.
>>68210157
Isn't that for a small portion of people using it though? It seems men aged 50+ would have the most issues not a 20-30 yr old. Anything that messes with t levels could affect you in some way, eating enough soy product or being a vegan will make you a pussy.
>>68210579
>You'll need to do something about test levels.
Care to elaborate friendo?
>Most beautiful hair ever
>Dumbass ex "forgot" the pill
>Stress to the maximum
>Few months later my hair is ruined
>>68209563
yuo dont have higher test at 40 than 20
>>68210468
>black
Not White.
>>68210782
Your testosterone levels aren't going to drop anytime soon and you'd be horrified if they did. You need testosterone but DHT is going to cause hair loss if it's already happening to you. Some men thin very slowly because their hair doesn't react the same way, others bald quickly while some recede a bit, stop then start again. If you wait it'll slowly eat at your hairline and then go real fast. At least give propecia or finasteride a shot, you'll be looking back in 5 years thinking you should have acted sooner. Hair loss slows and speeds up on it's own timer.
>tfw 50/50 native and white
>6'3 and look white
>8/10 face with perfect teeth
>blessed with thick native hair and will never go bald
Aryan "master race" they said.
>>68211269
Im a pasty white fuckboi actually
