What are your thoughts on the Balkans and which is the best country from Least to Worst.
Mine
1:Croatia
2:Bosnia and Herzegovina
3:Serbia
4:Albania
5:Slovenia.
>>67760839
Croats and Slovenes are ok people.
Albanians are absolutely the worst. I have no experience with the rest
>>67760839
Albania is worst and this shouldn't even be open to debate.
>>67760839
>1.Yugoslavia
>2.Serbia
>3.Montenegro (+1 for spanish name nice name)
>4.Croatia
>5.Slovenia
>6.Macedonia
>...
>800.Dog shit
>9001.Bosnia and Herzegovina
>90002.Albania
>900004.Kosovo
>>67760985
Slovenes seem really fucking arogant for no reason, Fuck them. Although Albanians will try to muscle you around they will chill if you know how to do bantz properly.
>>67760839
Best to worst?
1) Croatia
2) Serbia
3) Slovenia (you are Balkan, alpine niggers, there is no escape )
4) Macedonia, Montenegro
...
Eternal fiery pits filled with souls of the damned
...
5) Albania, Kosovo
.....
Utterly devoided of God's Mercy, fate and punishment even too cruel for Hitler
....
6) Bosnia
>>67761117
Is this Serbian Diaspora
lel
Yugoslavia is not something me or my family liked although it being reborn would be something to see. NOT UNDER A DICTATORSHIP THOUGH.
>>67761186
What about Herzegovina?
Aren't Bosnians just Croats and/or Serbs converted to Islam? (Other then Balija/Turks descendants)
>>67761375
>Aren't Bosnians just Croats and/or Serbs converted to Islam?
exactly
eternal traitors
>>67761258
Oh no no, I descend only from Spaniards and maybe a couple of indians, I have never met anyone from any balkan country ever, or have heard about one of them, the whole balkan think could just be a Jewish hoax and I would have no way to know it
But in anyway I like dictatorships better than democracies, and Tito was based
>>67761494
That's what I thought.
>>67761375
Herzegovina is a geographical region that occupies 1/4 to 1/3 of the country.
They are, but fuck them. In the end both us and Serbia don't want to do anything with them, they are too far gone. They will never side with either of us and think of themselves as a special snowflake of the region.
Good thing everyone sewma to know Slovenians are shit tier. Fuck those guys
>>67760839
Croatia OK
Serbia OK
Rest is muslim dreg.
>>67761725
Are they not Ethnic croats though?
>>67761622
My Father was from Yugoslavia bro I do descend from Spainard and Native blood due to my mother. He said it wasn't that great friend ;)
>>67761743
Fuck Slovenes hate them with a passion.
Although Croatia,Serbia and Bosnia have great war music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ViULN5rwss&index=1&list=PLmiuf9JPl9LaHym3rThh0RUmAT9wDwqsK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbCp2WgkYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0
>>67761898
I have Bosnian friends they are "Muslim" but they're white and drink I guess they just say that due to culture? I know they're very zealous muslims though so I can agree with you on that.
>>67760839
You forgot Montenegro. But nevermind, they're all the same except for Albania.
Albania is worst country of Europe and should be moved to Africa.
>>67760839
From least to worst
>least to worst
Why do you hate the Balkans?
>>67760839
what the fuck is with you autists thinking slovenia and croatia are balkan
bulgaria, greece, montenegro, albania and FYROM are entirely withing the balkan peninsula
the rest are only partly
>>67762029
What are they like in Germany?
In Canada they act tough but in reality if you go to par with them they'll chill, some are fucking fags though.
Bulgaria, Slovenia, Serbia and Croatia are ok, the rest deserve to be nuked.
>>67761139
fuck your bitch ass too maple leaf syrup chugging forest nigger
1. Croatia
Middle ones don't matter
.
.
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9999999999999999999999999. Serbia
>>67762063
Sorry I'm pretty drunk. I meant Greatest to Least.
>>67762096
Are you gonna talk about your empire now...
>>67761953
Your father was so ungrateful, I would have loved to be born under a dictatorship, why is life so unfair? ;_;
>>67761139
>albanians will try to muscle you
>90% of albanian males are short and extremely skinny
explain this
>>67761725
This, they are fucking two faced backstabbing rats that should stay in their own country and retards from herzegovina should realize that they are not croatians
1-Bosnia
2-slovenia
Power gap
3-shit
Power gap
4-the rest
>>67761953
No matter what ethicity they were before Ottoshits came it is meaningless for them. Islam muddled their identity to such a measure that after ww2 they reinvented themselves as an individual ethnicity that was always separate.
I can't pronounce any of the places I have been in Croatia to because they apparently are allergic to vowels but the country is incredibly beautiful.
Also all the Croatians I know living in Germany are some of the most hardworking and loyal people you could ever meet.
So I can just repeat what everyone else here is saying that Croatia is number one and I don't really give a fuck about the rest.
>>67762301
Not really... He disliked it mostly due to communism no easy capitalist money desu ;)
What do you look like i'm curious?
I'm tan with Slavic features.
>>67762313
They all workout in my gym. Usually are bouncers when I go clubbing.
>>67762208
Fuck off mountain Jew you're scum.
1. Slovenia
2. Croatia
3. Serbia
4. Bosnia
5. Albania
this is the only correct order
I like Macedonia because they piss of Greeks so hard with just their name.
>>67762511
>They all workout in my gym. Usually are bouncers when I go clubbing.
an albanian is not a good bouncer material
as I said they're short and skinny as fuck on average and they can't fight
>>67762410
I have a Bosnian friend who plays in my Croatian team. He identify's as Hrvat. Thoughts Croat-Bro?
>>67762450
They really are. Germans are too man.
>>67760839
Lithuania!
Leaf is irrelevant!
>>67760839
1: Croatia because Ustaše
2: Serbia because remove kebab
3: fuck the others mongoloid gypsy muslims
>>67761953
>Are they not Ethnic croats though?
doesnt matter they are the offspring of traitors
>>67760839
1. /
2. /
3. /
4. /
5. Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia, Albania, Slovenia.
>>67762511
why all the hate? mountain jew? no candaian, u r the mountain jew
>>67762555
>Checked
They're tall for me I guess my Latino genes took over m8. They're like 5'11 and buff near me.
Also I used to have A Albanian friend whose in Jail for beating the shit out of 3 dudes they seem pretty fucking crazy.
>>67762511
I am white with european features(ligh brown eyes, small pointy nose, light brown hair), even though I am short, my brother is tan tho with less european features.
>>67762678
You're a fucking Jew who fucked over Croatia and Serbia.
>>67762668
Calm down Ahmed.
>>67762645
THIS
>>67762618
Lithuania is actually irrelevant.
>>67762603
Then he is a minority. Of all Bosnian Muslkms /Bosniaks, 10% would say they are Croats, 5% that they are Serbs and the rest of 85% would proudly scream their lungs off how they are separate.
>>67762722
wait you go to jail in canada if you beat up someone what the fuck?
>>67761139
It˙s because unlike those mongrels below us we are mixed with Germans and not Turks.
>>67762603
He is turk rape baby that acts like muslim and claims to be croatian they are all the same
>>67762801
nigger please, you don't know jack shit. we didn't fuck anyone, yugoslavia was falling apart before we decided on anything
>>67762728
That's cool!
I actually have European first generation so I look white but tan it's really weird no one guesses my race.
(Albeit Italian)
Yugo apologists disgust me, you dont hear very many people defend other communist mass murderer dictators but this one gets a free pass for some bizzare reason.
>>67761953
Both my parents are from Yugoslavia and they would rather be there than in Canada so lmoa.
1. Slovenia
2. Vojvodina
3. Croatia
4. Serbia
Rest are lazy shit
>>67762893
Now its cool, but back in school it was not that cool because I was bullied and called milky and banana, because I had freckles, but then I discovered /pol/ and now I am proud of my heritage
>>67762885
>>67762828
SLOVENE JEWS
DO NOT REPLY AND HIDE REPLIES
>>67762837
Eh. He's atheist and pretty tall.
>>67762827
He fucked him up pretty good Desu.
>>67762801
No
my favorite balkan country is the ottoman empire
hahah just joking
soon though
guvnor koksal will be the sultan
>>67763036
Be proud no matter what. I'm proud of my latino and white heritage bruv. You should too. I got called a brown white haha.
>>67762974
From where buddy I might know you?
You live in GTA or Windsor?
>>67762914
I hate Yugoslavia.
>>67763096
You gave no reason for the hating of slovenes.
Prolly someone misinformed planted the hurr durr mountain jews idea in your head, whatever bro stay salty
>>67763130
Ottoman sucked hard though. Took the whole balkans back in time hundreds of years.
>>67762313
>>67762313
From my experience w/ them they're starving jobless niggers that Jew around once abroad. Their shithole of a country is worse than fucking India. You should know since they invade us for visas. Perfect example of mudslimized country to shambles.
>>67763036
Aren't you like half nigger,half gypsy nation?What is there to be proud of?
1.Bosnia based
2.Slovenia,Croatia tolerable
3.Serbia,Monteniggers kill orthodox with fire
>>67763197
From inner Toronto but studying in Guelph rn
>>67762974
>Vojvodina
Nice region, wouldnt list it separate though.
>>67762678
I think that Slovenia is cool. You re quiet and don't fuck with others country.
Plus you are a mountain country bro like us.
>>67763121
LITHUANIA GO JOIN POLAND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
You're irrelevant.
>>67763225
I did. Read you fucktard Jew.
>>67763293
Lmao I prob know you Thomislav? Novak?
>>67763292
>half nigger,half gypsy nation
Niggers are 3% of the population and
Literally no Costa Rican has ever seen a gypsy, except from an American tv show called gypsy weddings on TLC,
We are 70% european
stay mad turkroach rape baby
>>67763337
We called them Alp Serbs in former Yugoslavia.Pretty annoying bunch of pussies but not malicious in any way.
>>67763455
None of those but, have you ever been to Gore mountain?
>>67763307
Rest of Serbia is such a shithole compared to Belgrade+Vojvodina
>>67763349
No
Poland is even more irrelevant than leaf
GOAT TIER
1- Serbia
DECENT TIER
2- Montenegro
3- Slovenia (Just stop pretending youre Austrian)
Meh tier
4- Western Bulgaria
5- Bosnia
6- Croatia
SHIT, KILL, FIRE TIER
7- Shiptar scum
>>67763466
>We are 70% european
I see...
>>67762914
>Yugo apologists disgust me, you dont hear very many people defend other communist mass murderer dictators
Maybe he should have went to war with a water pistol and plastic knife ?
Told his soldiers to give flowers and gifts to the occupiers ?
When Axis says pussy, tito should have replied with that's me ?
Nah fuck the whole Axis and their collaborators, death is the least what they deserved.
>>6776329
Pravoslavlje ili smrt
country ball thread!!!!
>>67763699
This. Commies did bad stuff, shooting collaborators was not one of them.
>>67763597
Nah bro.
>>67763715
What did he do?
>>67763307
>>67763307
They're an autonomous region, they have their own parliament.
>>67763606
What's this from?
>>67763699
Tito was ultimate pussy.Why didn't he punish chetniks?
>>67763792
Fuck off commie lovers. These crimes happened after the war, not during.
>>67763792
WTF is Bleiburg then?
>>67764011
Yugoslavia was Serbian oriented yea? They fucked over Bosniaks and Croats then chimped out when you said fuck off? Do you believe Yugoslavia could reform as a republic? Each with a representative?
>>67763993
He executed all their leaders and high ranking officers, all except Mustafa Mulalic I think, but he went to jail for quite a long time.
>>67763655
>bosnia
>>67760839
1. Bosnia
2. Slovenia
3. Montenegro
4. Serbia
5. Albania
6. Croatia
7. Macedonia
>>67764011
>>67764063
They were given multiple ultimatums to surrender, they disregarded each and every one of them, plus after the surrender of Germany they were no longer considered a legitimate army but unlawful combatants that are still fighting and as such under Geneva the didn't have any POW rights.
>>67764205
Lol what's your ethnicity? Why so much hate for Croats.
>Albania infront of Croatia
ROFL
Why does everyone forget we are balkan too?
>>67764149
No!Serbs were leachers and tyrants.They lived their whole life on expense of Slovenians,Croats,Bosnians and Albanians.After that commie Serbian lover cunt Tito died there was nobody to keep them on the leash and people of Yugoslavia started to fight back for the first time since that abominable federation is formed.Rest is history.
>>67762387
>Bosnia first
>Slovenia - balkan
>not mentioning Croatia
>>67764301
Anglo mutt, mum's from NZ
desu haven't been to Albania or Macedonia only put Albania there because of good hash and hilarious diaspora
Croatians outside of Zagreb are fucked in the head and Zagreb although it has nice people is pretty boring
>>67764178
That's nothing.I shit on his grave.Fuckin Serbofil,just like you.
>>67763651
totally not diaspora
>>67764011
>>67764063
>le bleiburg
15,000 people according to Croatian estimates (by real historians), plenty of them were killed by ustaše when they tried to surrender.
Also, why were they running away in the first place?
Was there a mass exodus from Croatia? Not really. It was guilty people mostly.
Reason why Bleiburg is so hyped now is because Croatian nationalists need their own Jasenovac, just like they need a hero who isn't Tito so they shill for Stepinac who was in reality a compromised person.
>>67764203
That's Turkey dude.We are a lot paler then those guys.
>>67764521
Did ante bully you on the playground?
Croats are prevalent there yea?
Croatians are overall proud people don't be a fucking beta around them lad.
Anyways keep shitposting if you don't do it we will have all the work.
>>67764452
Yea that's what I hear from most Croats as well.
>>67761117
>kosovo
>country
>macedonia
>country
>>67764609
Not really pham, but Serbs are bros, Croats are traitors and shiptars are pure shit
Slovenia seems cool but full of itself
>>67764452
>Tito
>Serbian lover
Did you seriously write that lel
>they lived their whole life on expense
How about no?
Bosnia didn't give SHIT to federal budget, Bosnia was a recipient for a long time. Commie BUILT Bosnia, all your industry was pretty much built by out money. It was Croatia and Slovenia who did give, and that money went to Kosovo and Macedonia mostly.
Still, Serbia sent most of that money.
Serbia was also biggest industrial producer and wealthiest republic overall.
By the way, where do you think Croatian shipyards and industry in general got their resources from? From those rich Croatian ore deposits and shit?
This ''we wuz robbed n shit'' bullshit should stop.
>>67762801
>muh Slovenia destroyed Yugoslavia
Fuck of faggot. I'd understand if you were some diaspora, but you sound like a edgy teen who leeched onto the idea of Yugoslavia and our Slav shenanigans and the first guy you met on 4chan was some angsty Croat.
>>67761117
>>67761186
>>67762528
>>67764205
>>67764521
>implying Macedonia isn't just Bulgaria
>>67765015
traitors of what?
Serboslavia?
>>67764751
I've only personally interacted with two croatians here that I can recall and they were both lovely people but they can't really make up for the huge amount of amphetamine-addled drunken wannabe gangsters that I met all over the coast and the islands
as I said the best Croats that I met were educated city-dwellers who were really embarrassed by those neonazi thugs
ITT:
People deliberately pretending this doesn't exist.
>>67765044
also to add to that
>implying destroying yugoslavia was a bad thing
>implying anyone wants to be led by serbs
>>67764205
>Bosnia first
That nation doesn't know what are vowels. You can hear poverty in their ghastly accent.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpVr2wRY1O4
>>67765088
And the Kingdom before. Serbia went full Partizans while you collaborated with your invaders and took the chance to genocide the serbs.
Now after the yugo war all Serb leaders are the >muh war criminals while all croats are >muh war heroes
Seems a pretty unfair deal over the ages tbqhwyf
>>67765228
Yugoslavia wasn't led by Serbs. For fucks sake Tito was a Croat.
>>67765353
Both subjects are complex. I wouldn't call Croats traitors.
>>67765280
Typical Croat
>>67760839
yugoslavia is the answer, a map without yugoslavia is complete shit.
>>67765102
whats it about?
>>67765028
>Bosnia didn't give SHIT to federal budget, Bosnia was a recipient for a long time. Commie BUILT Bosnia, all your industry was pretty much built by out money. It was Croatia and Slovenia who did give, and that money went to Kosovo and Macedonia mostly.
>Still, Serbia sent most of that money.
>Serbia was also biggest industrial producer and wealthiest republic overall.
>By the way, where do you think Croatian shipyards and industry in general got their resources from? From those rich Croatian ore deposits and shit?
>This ''we wuz robbed n shit'' bullshit should stop.
This is why I don't like debating with Serb liars.In Vitez half Bosniak,half Croatian town,almost all my teachers were Serbs,police officers were Serbs,Every fuckin' public institution had Serb directors etc.And they were like 1/7 of population.You live on our expense,all our money was handled with Belgrade but as I sad what's a point arguing with chronic liars and history forgerers.
>>67765361
>implying after tito died serbs weren't trying to impose their rule on everyone
ever heard of milosevic?
>>67760839
Leaf bro here. Can confirm as I've been to all the countries in question, some in the military.
>Serbia, based as Fuck. Hate kebab, hot babe's, top kek rakija.
>Croatia, nice beaches and again very little kebabs, like Serbia light with less angry drunk guys in camouflage.
>Bosnia...Meh, mountain kebab people, chivapi and drina cigarettes.
>Albania. .. shit tier. My bro lived there for work so I spent a while there. Burning garbage, shit skin "illerians". Rabid dogs filthy shit everywhere. Easily the most shit country in southern yuropoor.
>Macedonia. Meh, full of shit skin Albanians so consequently shitty. Ohrid is alright if you want to eat endangered species of trout.
>Kosovo.... garbage teir. Full of shit mosques, kebabs glue sniffing kids and statues of bill Clinton.
#serbiastronk!
>>67765661
The collapse of Yugoslavia, but told from a somewhat foreign and more objective point.
For example, there was a fund at the CIA made especially for YU after Tito's death so the collapse would come quicker.
You never hear those stories debated, but the eternal ustase vs. cetnici debate is still stronk.
>>67760839
1,Literally who
2.Third World country #3
3.Third World Country #6
4.Literally who Third World Country #27
5.Who cares
>>67765102
MADE BY A SERBIAN KIKE.
>>67765044
I am Diaspora lmao I said you guys are arrogant fucks who want Croat sea. You guys are fucking kikes.
>>67765353
Isn't it obvious we wanted our own state where we will not together with Austrians, Italians and especially not Serbs.
Nazis were the only one who offered it to us.
Today we have a similar situation, but instead of Nazis we have NATO and EU.
>>67765835
does it mention george soros?
>>67765874
Ignorant Amerifart strikes again. How's that burger Chad?
>>67765982
Kek, he's in Part 2.
>>67765913
THAT LIVED IN YOUR COUNTRY.
A
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
L
E
A
F
1. Croatia
2. Slovenia (only ever met a cute girl)
3. Serbian
4. Bosnian (violent guy)
5. Albania
6. Macedonia (why are you punching that wall you spaz?)
>>67765705
What a load of bullshit, you sound like a nigger.
>da serb man wuz keepin us down
Central Bosnia was and is a hellhole, fuck off.
>>67765730
Yeah but you said "Yugoslavia", and Milošević was in power for 5 years.
>>67765913
>implying it's all Croat sea
>>67766100
Europoor calm down. Go remove kebab.
>>67766029
about as good as yours neighbor
>>67760839
>Slovenia
No trouble with that
>Croatia
Coolest flag in the universe, they can't be that bad.
>Serbia
Dunno, before having an opinion I'd rather meet some-oh wait, let's just never meet and we'll still be fine.
>Albania
Subhuman scum leave glorious italic land right now, south albanians are even worse than my fellow countrymen, how's that fucking possible, it's like they are the missing link between the garbage and something resembling a human being, what's up with their chromosome count, pisafhsaidfhsaiodfugasdfjnAOPUSDHASIPOUDHASFALFNKDFNSA, insert a random rage.bmp from my fucking albanians folder.
Also I met a north albanian once, he was pretty cool.
>>67766374
It is you faggot. Croatia even agreed and you tried to bribe the fucks. Hence why you get the "Mountain Jew" name.
>>67766420
>Europoor
>is a diaspora wageslave in a foreign country
Learn your language before you hang yourself.
>>67766511
>Wageslave
Wew lad
Making money is fucking retarded now? No wonder Serbs were so pro-communist you fucks don't want to do shit, you have no ambition.
>>67766605
>Making foreign money in a foreign country for a foreign life you'll never actually have
At least you'll always have shitposting. Maybe
LeWeedman will start giving handouts once memes become legal.
>>67766164
>What a load of bullshit, you sound like a nigger.
OK,Dobrica...
>>67766765
Was born here haha. Why are you so mad? Because I work and make money?
>>67760839
Croatia is based and a lot whiter then i thought it would be. When i told a Croat (hostel owner) that his country was nice and a lot better then greece that i had visited earlier he said ''yeah, pfft those Albanians are not like us''
kek
Did you guys forget Titos saying?
Weak Serbia strong Yugoslavia
I'm pretty sure Serbia didn't rule over yugoslavia
>>67768247
Don't kid yourself.
Apart from Tito, persons with most influence were serbs.
ie UDBA, serb controlled and dominated.
Tito needed to win over Serbia more than any other nations, considering he had croats on his side already.
Yugoslavia couldn't be made without Serbia, it would at best be just half of bosnia, slovenia and croatia.
Plus, neither the west nor the east, would allow for a bigger stronger croatia or croat dominated form of yugoslavia.
Stalin hated the croats because they allied with the nazis. In best case Tito would be just a marionnete of Stalin.
The west, if under their influence couldn't allow for a communist country that close to italy and austria ruled by the former nazis.
If Serbia had said no to Tito and Yugoslavia, we could have chosen to get support from either east or west, both would support us, and annex bosnia, rsk, macedonia (which was before 1945, just a region in serbia), and montenegro.
Either side would allow it.
Yugoslavia was both times formed on Serbian blood and sacrifice.
It's some kind of a brain damage that makes us oh so willing to make Yugoslavia.
Even today, from all the ex-yu countries, you'll find more people identifying as Yugoslavs and more open to the idea of Yugoslavia in Serbia than any other ex-yu country.
Even today, when you have shitposting and bants on pol between our countries all the time, if somebody offered us a chance to vote to reform yugoslavia, i'd vote yes in a heartbeat.
As I said, serbian brain damage.
>>67763096
Here's a black cock for you my Cucknadian friend.
>pic related it's the black cock
>>67768247
>>67769770
Do you guys realise we've got you by the balls?
>>67769770
>He doesn't realize Yugoslavia was formed in 1918
>>67770560
I do.
Thats why I said both times it was formed by serbian blood and sacrifice.
The kingdom started falling apart after tatars assassinatedking alexander though.
>>67770560
it's a different country with a same name senpai
>>67769770
bretty nationalistic taggu sempaitachi :^)
>>67760839
sLOVEnia best <3
the rest are fucking freeloaders and/or death cultists
Checking in to say fuck Slovenia.
>>67760839
1. Serbia or Croatia, the most awesome
2. Slovenia
3. Montenegro
mudshit-gypsy-tier: Albania, ''''''''Kosovo'''''''', bosnia
