>Delegates Big Don: 693/Lyin’ Ted: 422/Soros Puppet #3054: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
>TH Hickory, NC 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOlpRxtIB4
>TH Tampa, FL 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VVTbiEnXno
>Rally Boca Raton, FL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
>Rally Cincinnati, OH 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_ed9WMDNE
>Rally Bloomington, IL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IzeBofs_c
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O’Reilly 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJvfbs6u-6Y
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
>Trump on Hannity about Chicago rally Cancellation 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9Dpm64Wo8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Dank OC: Smiling Trump, Barking Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKNzYuFLMI
>Can’t Stump the Trump XXI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>YOKO: NOTICE ME TRUMP SENPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
>Trump Mocks Clinton on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
>Trump: Bernie supporters just want free lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_YPTo3NVPU
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
PREVIOUS:
>>67731790
Where is that picture from!?
>>67734567
That pic
Articles/News
>Pranksters Dress as Trump Supporters, Heckle Kasich & Rubio Speeches
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/campaign-pranksters-heckle-kasich-rubio-speeches-dressed-as-trump-supporters/
>Analysts: Trump would be a “Disaster” for Australia
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/us-election-president-donald-trump-would-be-a-disaster-for-australia-analysts-warn/news-story/aeef6beaabd380d97a2420a0ebf7e5d5?nk=160217ca29e10005bb1d7d3380e5512f-1458182070
>10 Facts about Barron Trump
http://www.inquisitr.com/2889969/barron-trump-10-facts-about-barron-trump-donald-trumps-youngest-son/
>GOP Official: WE Choose the Nominee, Not the Voters
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/16/we-choose-the-nominee-not-the-voters-senior-gop-official.html
EMPEROR’S DESK
>The Trump Movement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyj_56w2FGc
>MORE Untruths about Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwJZGlC5lXM
>Anon’s On-the-ground experience at the Chicago rally
http://ebolachan.net/blogs/view/Campaign%20Trail%2016/3
>Hippie-looking guy SLAMS Cruz, Chicago Protesters, Clinton and SJWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e2QUCzNYDw
>Doctor of Common Sense SLAMS Chicago Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXgS6w-FEUA
>Chicago Trump Supporter Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nw405j2hOQ
>STOCK MARKET STOPPED just to hear Trump speak:
https://twitter.com/Campaign_Trump/statuses/707528957365649408
>Newt: “Trump didn’t belong to the secret society”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-NA73FsW8
>The REAL Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOQdcVoRys
>Learn to love Trump in 12m or less
https://youtu.be/1WUVP6l9Das
>Trump flipflops debunked
https://youtu.be/CzfWJ6V5nyU
OP WATCH
>SIGN THE PETITION: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/classify-moveonorg-terrorist-group-due-their-violations-1st-amendment
>ANTI-TRUMP SUPER PACS & GROUPS:
-Moveon.org (Most Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros; Founded by Zack Exley (Bernie Sanders Senior Advisor)]
-Our Principles PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Ricketts Family, American Future Fund, Club For Growth; Founded by Katie Packer]
-Conservative Solutions PAC (Very Hostile) [Bankrolled by Paul Singer]
-Immigrant Voters Win PAC (Hostile) [Bankrolled by George Soros, Democracy Alliance]
-Priorities USA (Hostile) [Pro-Hillary]
-Citizen Super PAC (Hostile) [Managed by Chris Gober and Ronald Steslow (https://www.citizensuperpac.com/media-inquiry)
>"In addition to his legal experience, Chris served as a political operative for President George W. Bush's 2000 and 2004 presidential campaigns." "When he isn't working, Ronald volunteers with The Reformation Project, a Christian group working to advance LGBT inclusion in evangelical communities."
-New Day for America PAC (Semi-Hostile)
OPPOSITION NEWS:
>DEMOCRACY SPRING: Anti-Trump Activists Plot “Largest Protests of Century”
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/16/anti-trump-groups-threaten-largest-civil-disobedience-action-of-the-century/
>Latest Attack Ad: TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPRI9AmyVvY
>Super Pac Memo: It’s Mathematically Impossible For Trump to Get Enough Delegates
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/anti-trump-super-pac-delegate-count-220558
>Soros Bankrolling Latinos to vote against Trump
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/10/us/politics/george-soros-and-other-liberal-donors-to-fund-bid-to-spur-latino-voters.html
KASICH EXPOSED:
Lies
https://youtu.be/dWxlJBnF8D8
>Pro CC, Gun Control, Amnesty
http://youtu.be/vMlRClCMUZY
>Media Ties
https://youtu.be/85sUCGnkTAM
Cruz Exposed: http://www.truthabouttedcruz.com/
ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED
TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida
3. Alabama
4. Mississippi
5. Hawaii
6. Tennessee
7. Georgia
8. New Hampshire
9. Massachussets
10. Nevada/Vermont
12. Louisiana
13. Michigan/North Carolina
15. Arkansas
16. Virginia/Kentucky
North Dakota (via straw poll)
Illinois (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
Missouri (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio
2. Wyoming
3. Minnesota
4. Kansas
5. Iowa
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Idaho
9. Maine
10. Alaska
STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida
2. South Carolina
3. Texas
4. Georgia
5. Alabama
6. Tennessee
7. North Carolina
8. Michigan
9. Mississippi
10. Massachussets
11. Louisiana
12. Virginia/Kentucky
14. Arkansas
15. Nevada
16. Oklahoma
17. Idaho
18. New Hampshire/Alaska
20. Hawaii
21. Maine/Kansas
23. Vermont/Minnesota
25. Iowa
26. Wyoming (Still 1 Delegate Though!)
27. Washington D.C./Ohio
someone link the morning joe disavow video
CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS
Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU
Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA
"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc
John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
Bernie "Comrade" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
In for trumpboi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmRJDWzxtnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmRJDWzxtnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmRJDWzxtnw
VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer
VOTING REMINDER
IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, YOU NEED TO REGISTER TO VOTE AS A REPUBLICAN UNLESS YOUR STATE HAS AN OPEN PRIMARY
PARTY REGISTRATION DEADLINES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE.
IN ORDER TO PROPEL DONALD TRUMP INTO THE GENERAL ELECTION WE NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES.
IF YOU ARE ABLE TO YOU NEED TO VOLUNTEER TO THE CAMPAIGN - GO TO TRUMP'S WEBSITE AND CLICK VOLUNTEER
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!
DONALD J TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 2016!
REGISTER TO VOTE
https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
HERES HOW TO REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN
https://www.register.gop
ONLINE REGISTRATION
http://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/electronic-or-online-voter-registration.aspx#Table%20of%20states%20w/ovr
CHECK THE SCHEDULE FOR REGISTRATION/PRIMARY DATES:
http://pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP
http://www.uselections.com/uselections/
DITCH AND SWITCH THE DEMOCRATS
http://www.diamondandsilkinc.com/how-to-switch/
DEADLINES TO REGISTER
http://www.diamondandsilkinc.com/deadline-to-switch-/register/
ABSENTEE BALLOT INFORMATION
http://www.longdistancevoter.org/forms#.VpU-muw8LCQ
DONATE TO THE VETS
https://www.donaldtrumpforvets.com/
For more information about when your state's primary or caucus is scheduled:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016#Schedule_of_primaries_and_caucuses
State election deadlines to register/vote
https://www.usvotefoundation.org/vote/state-elections/state-election-dates-deadlines.htm
Other election info per state:
https://ballotpedia.org/Elections
>Primary Elections Explained
https://youtu.be/_95I_1rZiIs
POST OC, NEWS, LINKS, VIDS, AND TRUMP TALK!
LET'S MAKE AMERICA (AND /pol/) GREAT AGAIN!
So. Any other NYC boys going to shill for Trump at the anti-Trump rally?
Does anyone know where/when it is?
http://archive.is/PIYYj
>Tuesday was a very good day for Hillary Clinton. She swept primary challenger Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) in five states, effectively ending his chances of securing the Democratic presidential nomination. But buried within the clear victory was a troubling trend for the party front-runner: She is doing a terrible job turning out voters, particularly in the states that will matter most in a November matchup against Donald Trump.
>More people voted for Trump than for Clinton in two states Tuesday night -- Missouri and Ohio. In Florida, Clinton edged Trump by a nose -- less than 2 percent. Clinton had only one other candidate splitting the Democratic vote in a contested election, while Trump was embroiled in a four-way contest that factionalized Republican voters. In Ohio, Trump bested Clinton by about 50,000 votes despite coming in second in the GOP contest to John Kasich, the state's current governor. In Missouri, both Trump and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) bested Clinton's vote total by nearly 20 percent.
>Enthusiasm for Clinton appears to have plummeted from the levels she enjoyed in 2008, when she defeated Barack Obama in both the Florida and Ohio primaries. Clinton had 44 percent fewer supporters in Ohio this time around than she did eight years ago. Combine Clinton and Sanders' Ohio numbers from Tuesday night and they still do not eclipse Clinton's showing in the state from 2008.
This is a movement senpai.
These threads always go by too quickly for me to post.
But it's time.
So I just watched the new CSTT video after being at six flags all day(which sucked, fuck Spring Break).
Did Kasich really cancel going to the debate as well, forcing FoX to cancel it altogether?
The major upcoming Republican primaries and caucuses where delegates will be allocated, and number of total delegates (1,237 needed to nominate):
>Latest polls: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/president/
>2016 Primary Schedule
http://www.uspresidentialelectionnews.com/2016-presidential-primary-schedule-calendar/
https://www.predictit.org/Browse/Category/6/US-Elections
>NOTABLE TRUMP ENDORSEMENTS
FULL LIST: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign,_2016#Endorsements
Ben Carson; Phyllis Schlafly; Jeff Sessions; Chris Christie; Jan Brewer; Scott Brown; Paul LePage; Duncan D. Hunter; Chris Collins; Virgil Goode; Jeff Lorde; Jeff DeWit; Henry McMaster; Aaron Carter; Tom Marino; Pat Robertson; Jon Voight; Pete Rose
Rick Scott; Jean-Marie Le Pen; Mike Tyson; Sarah Palin; Carl Icahn; Phil Ruffin; Paul Teutul, Sr.; Dana White (UFC); Max Keiser; André Bauer; Sheriff Joe Arpaio; Kris Kobach; Brian France; Bill & Chase Elliot; Ryan Newman; David Ragan
Milo Yiannopoulos; Geert Wilders; Jerry Falwell, Jr.; Gary Busey; Stephen Baldwin; Hulk Hogan; Jimmy McMillan (Rent Is Too Damn High Party); Ronpaul.com Founders (http://www.ronpaul.com/2016-02-29/ronpaul-com-founders-endorse-donald-trump-for-president/)
Ivana Trump; Tila Tequila; Jeanine Pirro; Kid Rock; Alex Jones; William Robertson (Duck Dynasty); Carl Paladino; Jesse Ventura; Dennis Lennox; Chris Collins; Ralph DLG Torres; Clint Eastwood
Holy shit how did I not know of this John Yob shit?
CHYNA
>>67734887
yes.
>>67734567
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
everyone. i have some news.. look at this:
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/03/03/romney-encourages-republicans-to-support-cruz-kasich-rubio-in-scathing-anti-trump-speech/
guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a Romney endorsement?
that's a 97% - 99% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a cruz missile since june of last year, when he renounced his Canadian citizenship ... but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of ted cruz's campaign.
i used to be a cruz supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... trump.
i'm now st-st-eh-stumping for.. trump
>>67734689
Why should we care if trump would negatively affect Australia and Japan if they are currently benefiting on our losses?
I keep on hearing bs about how Japan is worried, and maybe I should think twice on Trump.
But isn't this a good thing? Putting our country first?
>>67734887
>Did Kasich really cancel going to the debate as well, forcing FoX to cancel it altogether?
Yeah.
How do we get Yoko to meet Mr. Trump? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tXv_PJPycA
Heads up fellas
A company named HIG Capital owns Hart Intercivic, a vote programming system company which is being used in Ohio... and the owner (and 8 managers) of HIG Capital are all prior Bain employees. You know, Bain Capital, where Romney used to work? Yeah. That Bain. Hart Intercivic is also used in Oregon, Idaho and Texas (particularly Harris County which went to Cruz... and interspersed in other states as well to suppress Trump's numbers; keep an eye on what happens in Orange County CA).
>>67734887
Follow the leader..
MAGA
I think the big divide this election is what the media thinks is offensive the average person thinks is hilarious.
The media acts like a typical think-skinned harpies that loves to make and fuel controversies that the average person wouldn't even blink at.
Take the Trump ad against Hillary, every single person I knows says it is hilarious, because it's absurd. Fucking Putin doing Karate and Hillary barking like a dog. Then the media goes overboard and says the video is sexist, whilst giving Trump free air time of his ad which would cost Trump millions if he put it out to the same degree.
Are they really that fucking stupid? Can they not see how badly they are being outplayed by the one true chessmaster?
>>67734913
That shit is crazy. Dude scammed the delegates.
>>67734789
Boipussy is best pussy
>Inb4 that's gay
It's 2016 anon, come on.
>>67734887
Hilariously, yes.
Let's take a moment to remember Jeb. What's your favorite Jeb moment in this election season?
>"You're not gonna win the President of the US by insulting everyone."
>"Well I'm at 42 and you're at 3 so so far I'm doing better."
>"Doesn't matter."
[spoiler]FOOLISH GUAC BOWL MERCHANT[/spoiler]
>>67734939
>>67734941
THEY COME IN PAIRS NOW
HOW ADORABLE
>>67734998
We need to spare some meme magic and tweet Trump about it.
>>67734998
I have a way.
*unzips dick*
>>67734998
Why would Japan want trump? Wouldn't his trade policy hurt them plus he wants them to pay more for our protection
Hey /pol/ I would just like to thank you for using your dank meme magic to help me help Israel. Glassner and I are loving it!
post your anime for Israel
>>67734941
So what happens to all the politicians hat refuse to get behind the trump train like nickey haley from S.C, once he becomes el jefe?
>>67735069
All those girls... all that cellulite...
>Jeb!
>!
kek
>>67734901
>Carl Icahn
Holy shit. Trump is officially bought by the Jews.
>>67735099
I have tweeted Mr. Trump, Donald Jr, and Based Corey about this. It has received 21 favorites, which also shows up in their mentions. Keep tweeting, lads.
Can I get some pics/webms of
>you can't even vote
girl?
>>67735123
why? why would anyone do that?
>>67735117
>>post your anime for Israel
>>67735069
SHE SHOULD BE RUNNING
>>67734998
if enough people tweet about her to trump, someone at the campaign will notice. trump loves his internet people.
>>67735199
>>67735127
Suicide
>>67735101
Why does your dickie got a zipper on it mate?
>>67734962
Trump is a nationalist, and it threatens the globalist status quo; that includes trade deals and a reevaluation of military relationship s.
oh god this trump anti-hillary ad, my sides
>>67735257
>>67735199
>fucking jap bastards calling him a liar
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/03/15/japanese-political-cartoon-compares-certain-wall-loving-politician-to-attack-on-titan
>>67734845
>>67734845
>>67734845
>>67734845
>>67734845
Come on. No one in NYC right now? Let's meme IRL.
>>67735127
They get an all-expenses-paid trip to camp.
>>67735222
MOVEMENT
>>67735285
Sleep snug 3D brown smug
>>67734913
>>67735039
What happened there?
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you little jerk? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Latino affairs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret vists to Washington, Iowa, and I have over 300 confirmed voters. I am trained in testudo warfare and I’m the top spanish speaker in the entire Bush family. You are nothing to me but just another entertainer. I will wipe you the heck out with energy the likes of which has never been seen before on this panel, mark my gosh-darn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the twitter? Think again, jerk. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of illegal mexicans across the USA and your voters are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your presidential bid. You’re really beat, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make guacamole in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my molcajete. Not only am I extensively trained in authentic mexican cuisine, but I have access to the entire bank account of the 'Right to Rise' Super Pac and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable presidential run off the face of the continent, you little meanie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” tweet was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flipping fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you silly guy. I will make guacamole all over you and you will drown in it. You’re absolutely wrong on this one, jerk.
>>67734856
Now what Trump needs to do is galvanize and pull all those other votes that's in the same party to him.
He IS the clear front runner.
>>67735262
Yours doesn't?
https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist
This fucking account kills me
>>67735070
i want to have wolf girl daughters
>>67735340
Fuck you Bern Victim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_m-Ez3W5h4&index=159&list=FL1tOPLqyGmbbA1azjW_22UA
>>67734887
If we have a debate, then we have to have to present policy and procedure instead of just coming up with half clever ways of shitting on His Majesty Trump for 2 hours. Fuck it let's just skip it
>>67735257
That is some top smug.
I didn't know women could actually smug that hard. Color me impressed.
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35828747
>Trump presidency rated among top 10 global risks: EIU
look at this shit
>>67734998
get on it internet people
>>67735344
John Yob went to the US Virgin Islands and hijacked the delegates by way of a judge ruling on the very same day as the election.
It was a pretty crazy thing, and now those delegates are unbound for the convention.
>>67734856
A lot of democrats voted kasich to stop trump so cant really rely on actual numbers
>>67735123
Oh Bill
>>67735032
>Are they really that fucking stupid
Yes, and they are very much out of touch with the average American citizen.
I wonder what Putin thought of that video though. Bet he got a good laugh at it.
>>67735469
>He is rated as riskier than Britain leaving the European Union or an armed clash in the South China Sea.
Shabbas-Goy are insane these days.
I'm in a really shitty mood after reading one too many "true conservative" idiots.
If Trump is not a true conservative why the fuck is the Establishment fighting him so hard? They didn't have any problem when George H.W. Bush, Bob Dole, George W. Bush, John McCain, and even Mitt Romney were the nominees, even though none of them could be called a true conservative.
Why do they think the people that have shat on them for decades are suddenly on their side against Trump?
>>67735452
Really? Women are masters of being smug cunts.
Just got into an argument with my mother. "Trump incites hatred with everything he says" she said.
I said how that's just not true, that's the media's fault; they misrepresent almost everything he says (for example: apparently Trump said Mexicans are rapists -no, he said there are rapists within the number of illegal mexican immigrants).
Nothing came of it. He's still "inciting hatred".
>>67735433
YOU'RE A WEEB ON /POL/
>>67735257
>tfw you won't be able to fuck this trump qt
>>67735543
thanks Russiabro
>>67735262
I recall some people saw a lewd image and replied with: >unzips dick
They meant to unzip their pants to whip out their dick, meant to fap to said image.
People took it literal as unzipping their dick.
>>67735586
id pick a weeb over a numale any day
>>67735199
>>67735586
A
FUCKING
WHITE
MALE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZDBF0kei0
>>67735570
Women, on average, have a higher smug level than Men, but all of the smuggest people in the world are Men.
Women have a higher floor, but Men have a higher ceiling for smugness.
>>67735340
>>67735199
>>67735257
>>67735285
What did she mean by this?
You can't even vote
>>67735418
>>67734998
Is she autistic?
>>67735257
>>67735418
I swear Ann Coulter is behind this account. She shills it a lot.
>>67735721
Probably the bitch she took it from was underage or a foreigner.
>>67735469
>>67735752
no just another nip woman lusting for gaijin cock
>>67735752
No, just Japanese.
>>67735199
and her friend
>>67735695
Ah, yes. This is also true for intelligence between the sexes.
>>67735654
weeb apologists will be executed
>>67735721
If the person was a Bernie supporter, they're probably 15 or 16 and think, like, if we just, like, gave everyone more money it's okay cause people spend more, right?
>be Nevadan
>dad was a carson supporter, I'm on the Trump train
>we didn't try to convince each other to vote for the other
>he warms up to Trump but never fully supports the guy
>Gov. Jerry Brown of CA says he wants to build a wall around California if Trump becomes president
>dad becomes biggest Trump supporter mankind has ever seen
>says Nevada will pay for the wall and he'll build it himself
>we start throwing red pills back and forth about illegals and liberal Californians all being scum
Anyone else have great moments with their family and Trump?
>>67734790
Template
>>67735563
I don't mean "true conservative" in the meme Ted Cruz sense, but in the "not a secret liberal".
That's without getting into how furious it makes me that they think a man who has demonstrated nothing but loyalty to his supporters, even in circumstances where it could cost him votes, is planning to betray them at the first opportunity.
And even if you were dumb enough to think he might do that, why would you try to sabotage him and elect Hillary, when you KNOW she's going to do that. One of them fucking said she would "galvanize the right" - I thought that's what eight torturous years of Obama were supposed to do?
These people want to commit suicide because they're afraid of being murdered.
I'm talking about the average idiots who believe these memes, not about the self-interested bastards promulgating them, obviously. Kikes like Shapiro know exactly what they're doing.
Fuck I hate them
/rant
>>67735577
Nice dub-dubs.
Also, tell your mother that those rioters in Chicago were paid to be there by MoveOn.org, who funds both Sanders and Clinton and is in turn funded by George Soros.
You can make a case for Trump inciting hate, maybe. But the left is inciting literal, actual violence to achieve its political aims.
>>67735115
Japan probably wants a strong America as well. The last few years North-Korea and China have been getting bolder and bolder thanks to the weakness of the US, which is an obvious danger for Japan.
They also hate black and brown people.
>>67735032
>>67735542
They truly are stupid
Every time they do it, it shows how disconnected the pseudo-intelligentsia elite are to actual human beings, and how much they condescend to them and act like smug superior pricks, even though they're really just a bunch of cucks who landed into their cushy media jobs by sucking some dicks and prepping some bulls
and I really hope Putin watched that ad
>>67735721
Easy bet that it was a literal child yelling retarded shit considering it was a Berniefag.
>>67734567
>ywn get bullied by qt white girls for not being white
jdimsa
>>67735815
interesting. Does she need a green card? I'd love to help her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptvlCFYwt34
super jewsday vid
Is this a nu-male?
>>67735469
To be fair after he starts enacting tarrifs and shit to repatriate american labor, the stock market is going to take a shit. It will recover very well though and many startups will offer great investment opportunities.
Be ready for it!
>>67735952
Post ad?
>>67735577
You can't reason with spics. I tried it by explaining that he only wants the fucking deadbeat illegals gone, but then they start shouting over me.
>ann coulter is now writing front-page articles on breitbart
on a scale of 1 to 6,000,000 how upset is ben shapiro?
>>67735032
>The media acts like a typical think-skinned harpies that loves to make and fuel controversies that the average person wouldn't even blink at.
It's called The Clickbait Economy.
If a book hasn't already been written with that title there will be one within 5 years. I should write it, I'd make some decent money.
>>67735993
what do you think?
>>67735878
My father is a democrat. Not one of the modern democrats, the democrats who were... maybe not okay, but not fucking terrible.
He told me that he doesn't like Trump personally, but "it says a lot when a man like that is the only one willing to speak the truth."
Reminder that the the anti-Trump establishment is pumping millions of dollars into the media to try and make it look like Trump is encouraging violence at his rallies even though all of the rioting protestors are anti-Trump liberals. It's a non-issue and a distraction.
A week ago, shitloads of billionaires, tech CEOs and political insiders had a meeting on how to stop Trump, and this bullshit is likely one of the plans they cooked up in their group therapy session: http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/03/09/huffpos-grim-54-private-jets-at-meeting-to-stop-trump/
Will it stick? Is the general public retarded enough to fall for this? The answer is probably yes, so hopefully pro-Trump forces strike back twice as hard with the propaganda and distractions.
>>67734567
Even whores are put in their due to Trump's alphaness.
>>67735959
i know some girls that can make that happen for you
>>67735115
She explains in one video that she is a japanese nationalist. She loves Japan, but knows that as long as they suck off the tit of America, they won't be able to stand on their own two feet.
She wants a Nationalist America and a Nationalist Japan to team up and buttfuck China and North Korea.
Post your favorite moments from the campaign
>>67735721
Barney Sandals supporters sometimes tend to be 16-17 year olds who, unsurprisingly, can't vote yet.
>>67735199
what made her flinch?
>>67736087
They are good friends right?
>>67736036
Trump's latest banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/710138547827769344
http://scontent-mia1-1.cdninstagram.com/t50.2886-16/12598332_463283900548817_197731434_n.mp4
>>67736087
>>67736036
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/710138547827769344
>Fox literally cancelled the debate because trump wouldn't be there
could they be any more transparent about it being a planned hit job?
>>67736141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQUPNjukcKU
underrated
>>67736036
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
To think we have an entire years worth of this shit to look forward to.
>>67736087
Has Breitbart been purged? Any cuckservatives left? I know at least three of them + Ben Goypiro bailed because Breitbart didn't Listen and Believe.
>>67736156
have you fulfilled your quota of anime masturbation today?
>>67735984
Well it is scary. That much I can tell you.
>>67736137
This is exactly what it is. She also said that she agrees with him about getting American bases out of Japan, she wants Japan to have its own strong military again.
>tfw arguing with a black chick on facebook who proclaims only white people will vote for trump
>says Nevada doesn't matter since it's only one state
>proceed to blow her the fuck out with infographic stating minorities prefer Trump
>tfw she blocked me
I don't have a smug enough pepe for this. I used this site.
https://www.isidewith.com/2016-republican-primary-poll/801555698/290417544
>>67735069
Daily reminder that if Donald can't scrape up the delegates, Jeb is going to be the next president of the United States.
>>67735893
>These people want to commit suicide because they're afraid of being murdered.
HA
>Kikes like Shapiro know exactly what they're doing.
It truly confuses me. doesn't he know people like Milo, Gavin, etc are the wave of the future? Etching out a niche with conservative counter-culture that's booming with (and even without) Trump? And he throws it all away to go to the dying Buzzfeed SJW brand. Who the fuck does he think he's kidding?
>>67735115
>Why would Japan want trump?
Liberals wouldn't.
Conservatives VERY MUCH would because part of Trump's policy is allied nations arming themselves, in Japan they are forbidden to re-arm but this is mostly because of agreements with the U.S. if a U.S. president gave them the all clear they would re-arm fast as hell and they want to because of how China is behaving lately.
What are the odds of Trump winning California, guys?
>>67734998
pretty cringy desu but I still like her, hope she gets noticed by trump senpai
>>67736087
I would find it bizarre if he was upset, he even interviewed her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVIkAqwcgas
>>67736192
The only person attending would be Cruz, so there would be no point if the two big winners of the primary contests yesterday weren't there.
>>67735683
>>67736290
Oh, that's the logic. I was confused in that regard.
>>67734845
>So. Any other NYC boys going to shill for Trump at the anti-Trump rally?
>Does anyone know where/when it is?
I think the antifa plan to "take over trump towers," which means nothing will happen bc the jew oligarchs don't want their space disturbed, although with de blasio you never know.
It sucks that it's on a Sat., bc you're not going to be able to make bail until tues with the backlog if things get salty.
Might go. Make sure you wear jeans and a white t-shirt/sweatshirt bc they'll take anything red/blue off you bc they're "gang colors" and not allowed if you have to spend a few nights in nog-nog storage
.
BTW, not advocating violence but nor am I going to let some antifa shitbag throw piss at me or smash me without getting smashed back.
>>67735875
Reddit shill detected.
It is a requirement to masturbate to anime daily in order to be considered a true Alt-Right™© Trump Supporter
>It is a requirement to masturbate to anime daily in order to be considered a true Alt-Right™© Trump Supporter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqfCUPZJUQ8
>>67736127
It is a red herring to take attention away from the vote rigging I outlined above. Romney is a big fish in this.
>>67736178
>>67736284
Jeb! is a mess.
Jeb! is a waste.
>>67736284
>Jeb!
>!
kek
>>67734567
WE GOT THE NIGGA VOTE EDITION
https://youtu.be/jW_uKKYaFrA?t=60
>>67736236
Cruzmissile or Berniecuck?
>>67736308
Higher than Cruz and Kasich.
>>67736212
I was in one of the first early threads when we were watching that, back when it was a hobby and not a board wide religion.
I think that was what clinched it for me after the Rosie O'Donnell comeback, the man cannot be bought nor can he be outsmarted.
>>67734567
>white degenerate trash and sluts support trump
color me surprised
>>67736087
50 shoahs worth of asspain.
>>67736265
Though I couldn't find one for Latinos only. Sad day. So I linked other assuming that's what it was meant for.
>>67735935
>funded by Soros
Didn't think of bringing that up. I was pretty heartbroken my mother would buy the shit the MSMS spews up.
>>67735022
>>67736359
>>67735875
>>67736418
i fought a war for his brother, i'd fight one for him too.
>>67734845
Good idea. NY Trump people should do this.
I wish we had some pro Trump rallies at the Canadian border.
>>67736355
>BTW, not advocating violence
Not trying to do that either.
I just want to meme irl
>>67736079
>shouting over me
brownshirt tactics
up is down, left is right, good is evil
and I'm tired of standing on my head
>>67736445
I'll colour you with black dick Carl.
>>67736526
Jeb!?
>>67736479
Many thanks, sir. Will jerk to this image many times and spread it amongst my friends.
>>67736141
It was at one of the debates where they were talking about their code names as president. Jeb said his was going to be something like "Always forward" because it was 'High Energy', and Trump said his was going to be 'Humble'. Both of them laughed and high fived.
Looking back, it's almost Nostalgic. It was less than a year ago, but with how dirty the campaigns have gotten over the last few months, it's nice to remember some banter between Jeb and Trump, back when they were ALMOST like frenemies.
I know Jeb and Trump both said some very mean things to each other near the end, but I really hope they can patch things up.
>>67736445
All walks of life son, Trump is a unifier
>>67736355
Police in NYC would sooner let the rioters take the mayor's office than trump towers I think.
Anyone knows what will happen if hillary tries to imitate trump attacks much like marco rubio?
>>67736445
FUCKIN UNEDUCATED WIGHT PPL
>>67736308
I'd say pretty good. One poll had him at 38 recently. By the time California votes, it's clear who the Republican nominee is. Hell, even at this point it's clear as day. The math doesn't add up for anyone, except Trump.
>>67736124
That's better than nothing honestly. How's he feel about Hillary? My dad despite being pretty Republican fucking loved Jim Webb because they're both former armed forces and both killed savages lel
>>67735878
My dad was,for jeb then bernie now trump with me
>>67735902
>Kendall County will forever ride in glorious red
I am feeling so fucking proud of my home right now
>>67736580
naturally the most logical choice was the first thrown out the window by demagogues and the illiterati
>>67736290
They're already slowly passing laws to make them able to rearm themselves. Like last September the passed some law that would allow them to fight overseas when they, or one of their allies, are attacked.
once trump becomes president, will he fund the space program?
[spoiler]BUILD SPACE WALL[/spoiler]
[spoiler]KEEP OUT ILLEGAL ALIENS[/spoiler]
Can someone post the hat template?
>>67734962
I'm Canadian and Trump trade deals could harm Canada but it is for the greater good of western civilization.
>>67736764
>once trump becomes president, will he fund the space program?
I really want to hear his answer on this.
I haven't heard anything discussed thus far.
>>67735878
Had a good one telling Dad about the connection between Bundy ranch and Hillary.
>>67736087
who and who?
As much as I'd love Trump to win the nomination outright, a brokered convention and them screwing Trump over would lead to mass fucking chaos. That would also be enjoyable.
No matter what happens, this will he the most entertaining year in /pol/ history. Buckle.up, gentlemen.
https://soundcloud.com/maga2016
For you, boys
>>67735032
Trump is really showing that 150 IQ there. Just imagine this man getting elected: 4 years of badass keikakus and top bantz
>>67736657
the sickest banter of the century
>>67736445
>white degenerate trash
You're fired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A-Z5sRwgLM
>>67736622
yeah, it really feels nostalgic. twas a simpler time...
>>67735878
I convinced my Girlfriend to go from Bernie to Trump.
My father has always liked Trump since he started though. Mostly because he hates politicians, and wants someone who has actually done something to run the country.
>>67734567
THE ONLY REASON ANYONE IS A TRIPFAG ON /POL/ IS BECAUSE THEY ARE A SHILL AND NEED TO SHOW THEIR PRODUCTIVITY TO GET PAID, OR THE SUCK ASS.
WHICH ONE ARE YOU OP?
>>67736428
Don't bet on it.
Hart Intercivic (owned by 8 Romney employees) runs the vote programming system there. The same system used in Idaho, Texas and Oregon.
See a trend here? All Trump loses.
>>67736722
The guac merchant threw himself out of the window
>>67736770
pls add shadow don't let Trump down with poor quality MAGAs
>>67736735
It's part of their constitution that they can't re-arm but the only reason they don't vote to change it is because of America. If Trump wins they can finally do that.
>>67736801
He talked about space a little bit at a town hall. He said that we were going to keep it going
>>67735013
PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!
>>67736735
it's about time. entire generations have come and gone since ww2, it's time for japan to be a power in the pacific again. except this time, on our side, of course.
>>67736791
Nobody can harm us more than Trudeau.
>>67736722
>illiterati
Is that like a secret group of people who can't read or write?
>>67736681
My dad outright told me that he'd go to Hell before he voted for Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders. He's not even participating in the Democratic caucus once it comes around; he's just sitting it out.
tl;dr: he doesn't like Trump? But Trump has his vote come the general.
>>67736881
>>67735269
He also wants to start charging other countries for our military protection. Something I'm 100% on board for.
>>67736909
>Imagine how shitty it would be to not be a Trump supporter
Milo taking subtle digs at Kikepiro?
>tfw no friends, do my routine of work and gym
>Trump generals are the only thing I look forward to everyday
I don't want the ride to end lads.
COURTESY OF OUR EXILED BROTHERS
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"General:"
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Born: November 13, 1952 - "Chicago, Illinois"
Wife: Lynn Rosenman
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>>67736622
I'd forgotten all about that.
The code-names were autistic/hilarious.
Fuck, that must have been the first debate, Walker was still onstage and said "Harley'.
How does that feel like 5 years ago, but shit that actually happened 5 years ago feels like a couple of months?
>>67736847
The campaign was a lot more friendly back then, or at least it seemed.
Back then Cruz was an ally, Christie was supposed to be getting a warrant, and Rand was someone we wanted to like but was going off the deep end.
The insults were mostly superficial (and I don't just mean about appearance), and compared to last week were downright friendly.
>>67736873
*Ohio
>>67736243
>Bernie made Patchwerk his avatar of war!
>>67736986
>his face during this nomination
>>67736880
Dank maymays on the chinz confirmed for policy statements.
>>67736901
I mean keep it going could be what we have now, or even less. We seriously need to increase nasa's budget and start planning at a minimum research outposts on the moon within the next two decades. Full on colonies would be badass, but that would take a ton of money.
>>67734856
>Clinton edged Trump by a nose
Naming the Jew so openly?
>>67735069
>THEY BLEW UP, HOLD IT. THEY BLEW UP, WAIT A MINUTE. THEY BLEW UP A RUSSIAN AIRPLANE.
QUICK I NEED THE AWOOVEMENT PICTURE
>>67736087
Are you talking about something besides her normal weekly column?
>>67735154
>>67737065
Imagine when he's president the kind of shit that will be happening constantly.
>>67737017
He's sent much more up front things to Ben before.
>>67736359
Hey guys I'm new to twitter, what's with all these anime avatars saying all these /pol/lish things
Is this some hip new trend
>>67736684
>jeb to bernie
W-what?
>>67736813
Haven't heard about the connection (despite living in Bundy land), mind explaining?
>>67736858
Bernie supporters are so easy to turn for Trump, if they're the ones that are super anti corruption. I've made so many of my friends reconsider Trump It's ridiculous
>>67736945
That's the feeling I'm getting from a lot of conservative democrats and independents. They don't trust the harpy, so Trump has a great chance of sweeping them all up
guys a girl just blocked me on twitter because she retweeted a lie about Trump and I called her out on it
Hes going to win right
>>67737092
I don't know anon.
I just remember that because it seemed like a great bonding moment for the GOP. Everyone was laughing and clapping and having fun.
Now you have Marco popping addies constantly (though he is out now), Cruz lying constantly, and attack ads that are so vicious they border on parody.
>>67736657
Hillary's Specialty is that she's reflexive. When Bernie was semi-hitting her earlier in the election, she went FURTHER to the Left and picked up more support from feminists and SJWs and Minorities. She took what Bernie did, molded it and made it her own.
Trump's Specialty is that he's unpredictable and VERY VERY little actually sticks to him (Teflon Don). Everybody's been calling Trump every single thing in the book since last August so the "racist" "sexist" "Xenophobic" labels don't even work on Trump or his supporters.
The Clinton-Trump debates will be a damn spectacle.
>>67737171
>he has sex with his black wife in the missionary position
Anyone else thinks the establishment finally gave up after this tuesday? It seems like they'll keep the charades for more publicity but the attacks have died down.
My friend just send me this. I think Chinese guys from Alberta are the biggest nu-males in the world. Seriously painfully embarrassing.
>>67736087
THATS HAPPENING?
>>67737065
>>67737146
Will the Trump Generals be continuing long into his Presidency?
One of my fears is that /pol/ goes full hipster reactionary as usual and starts hating on the guy once he is in office.
>>67737017
I have on good authority that this Madman Milo is going to be the leader of the Red Hats.
>>67737113
all the party needs to do is keep trump from getting a majority then it's time for the last-ditch kingmaker bullshit. i think it's an incredibly unjust system but if there's any time to make it work for us, it's probably right now.
>>67737262
No, they'll ramp it up once the next primaries come around.
>>67737194
She was one of the "Fuck money in politics" people, as well as anti-TPP.
I basically said "Well, Bernie is fucked because the DNC is corrupt as fuck. Trump is going to pay for his own campaign and kick the shit out of TPP" and she was on board. We both went and out voted together on Tuesday.
Anyone know of good Trump rally footage I can webm?
>>67737123
Here's the Marie the anon requested from the last thread. Hope you see this.
Version 1/2
>>67737262
They haven't given up. They are regrouping.
>>67737280
>One of my fears is that /pol/ goes full hipster reactionary as usual and starts hating on the guy once he is in office.
Unless he really was lying the whole time I doubt it. I know I wouldn't.
>>67737241
DONALD YOU CAN'T USE THAT RHETORIC
WE SHOULD BE BUILDING BRIDGES, NOT WALLS
2/2
>>67737262
Are you a fucking idiot?
Look at every state Trump loses in and look for the link between who counts the votes, and a certain failed candidate from 2012.
All else is a red herring.
>>67735837
I wish I could see the facial expression of that protestor.
>>67737272
What a giant faggot, slap his ass when you see him next time to see how he reacts.
>YOU DID IT XD
