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>>62822849
Hope Cruz enjoyed barely winning the state he put all of his money and time into
>>62830101
>>62830116
Jesus Christ. Iowa is fucked.
Remember-
Iowa hasn't predicted the eventual Republican nominee half of the time.
But it has predicted the Democrat nominee three quarters of the time.
Trump suffered a setback, Bernie has been dealt a cutting blow.
WE'RE GONNA KICK ASS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62830128
>they do a speech before the votes
>not just walking in, getting your id checked, voting and walking out
>>62830218
Iowa is truly fucked. Goddamn it.
people need to spam joe and mika about cruz being a dirty weasel fuckin carson over and rubio being shilled by the establishment. theyre going to be on in 20mins
Cruz is a slimeball Canadian Cuban who cannot even be legally sworn in as President.
and Iowans would rather vote for him than Trump.
>trump
>>62830150
had to lie and cheat to win too
what do we do now?
>>62830201
TRUMP IS GONNA SLAUGHTER THE FIELD
>TRUMP IS GONNA SLAUGHTER THE FIELD
TRUMP IS GONNA SLAUGHTER THE FIELD
>TRUMP IS GONNA SLAUGHTER THE FIELD
THEN A BLOODBATH IN SOUTH CAROLINA
I LOVE IT MAGGLE
MAGA MAGGLE
I suggest everyone taking a STRONG step back today and let the scandals manifest, maybe just maybe if you see any social media posts about it to nudge it on its way to any MSM even trumps campaign. Ted is ready for trump attacks but he cannot handle the media exposing him, he cannot control them like trump can.
>tolerance
>openminded
>pick none if you're a leftist liberal cuck
>>62830321
We win New Hampshire.
I'm glad Trump was so nice on stage but seriously fuck these cornniggers
I bet the ancient Greeks had a better thought out voting process than this
so embarrassing for our country
>>62830275
Oh fuck I forgot. I hope Mika is okay.
So trump had
>no significant Iowa operation to speak of
And got 2nd easily.
Cruz had
>5/6 of the captains, put shittons of money and everything he had into Iowa
And snatched first.
If Trumps support proves to be more durable then suffering one setback and folding, we'll see. Either its going to be ruinous or he will bounce back, and we'll know very soon.
So Cruz won? Can anyone give me an update?
>>62830404
she probably saw it coming, like most of us we knew IA wasnt his strong point but he impressed everyone being a first timer at this.
>>62830308
>senator from Texas plays politics the same way the cowboys play football
>>62830441
https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state
>>62830433
But what about Rubio? I'm worried about him. What sort of ground operation did he have, to rate so high?
1/2
Holy shit /pol/, check this out:
He actually reads hitlers speeches and its confirmed by himself. Did you know this?
http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8
>According to a 1990 Vanity Fair interview, Ivana Trump once told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that her husband, real-estate mogul Donald Trump, now a leading Republican presidential candidate, kept a book of Hitler's speeches near his bed.
>"Last April, perhaps in a surge of Czech nationalism, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler's collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed ... Hitler's speeches, from his earliest days up through the Phony War of 1939, reveal his extraordinary ability as a master propagandist," Marie Brenner wrote.
>Hitler was one of history's most prolific orators, building a genocidal Nazi regime with speeches that bewitched audiences.
>"He learned how to become a charismatic speaker, and people, for whatever reason, became enamored with him," Professor Bruce Loebs, who has taught a class called the Rhetoric of Hitler and Churchill for the past 46 years at Idaho State University, told Business Insider earlier this year.
>>62830172
Trump was supposed to win, Bernie was supposed to get beaten severely
Cruz: 8
Trump: 7
Rubio: 6
Carson: 2
Paul: 1
Is this the final delegate numbers?
>>62830495
2/2
>"People were most willing to follow him, because he seemed to have the right answers in a time of enormous economic upheaval."
>When Brenner asked Trump about how he came to possess Hitler's speeches, "Trump hesitated" and then said, "Who told you that?"
>"I don't remember," Brenner reportedly replied.
>Trump then recalled, "Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of 'Mein Kampf,' and he's a Jew."
>Brenner added that Davis did acknowledge that he gave Trump a book about Hitler.
>"But it was 'My New Order,' Hitler's speeches, not 'Mein Kampf,'" Davis reportedly said. "I thought he would find it interesting. I am his friend, but I'm not Jewish."
>After Trump and Brenner changed topics, Trump returned to the subject and reportedly said, "If, I had these speeches, and I am not saying that I do, I would never read them."
>In the Vanity Fair article, Ivana Trump told a friend that her husband's cousin, John Walter "clicks his heels and says, 'Heil Hitler," when visiting Trump's office.
Hello, Dr. Anon here. The mods have sent me to help /pol/ work through their feelings after the death of their favorite meme. Watching a loved one die at the hands of a half breed Canadian isn't easy and the mods wanted to make sure that you guys are doing ok. I'm going to help you work through your feelings, help you understand the stages of grief, and hopefully, reach some closure over the next hours. We all loved Orange Faggot, but it's important to deal with his death in a healthy way. I'll observe and offer my guidance when necessary, or you can ask for my help directly. Whatever you feel more comfortable with. Remember, I'm here to provide you with the emotional support you need during your time of grieving. *hugs*
>>62830441
yeah, he got the most delegates, but only by one, the state isn't winner take all:
you need 1,237 delegates to get the nomination
there are 2,472 delegates available right now
29 have been awarded so far
Trump has 7, Cruz has 8
>>62830218
best part: those iowa captains told their audiences that donald trump, up to 6 months ago, was gay marrying abortionist into full amnesty and immigration
>catalogue is literally full of Trump BTFO threads
suggested word filters for these troubling times?
TRUMP 2016
MAGA
>>62830172
Bernie didn't lose it was a tie.
THE EMPEROR HAS ABANDONED US
SQUAD BROKEN
>>62830464
lol
just curious, it seems cruz and rubio put everything in iowa like going all in in craps. do these faggots even have a ground game or anything in other states? is it even needed like iowa?
>>62830608
they will burn out by tomorrow just ignore it
>>62830608
Filter Cuck, that should remove all Trump threads
MSNBC was just reporting on Cruz's lies.
>>62830485
He had the full shilling of local and national media. He also resorted to the same tricks as Cruz, with the voter violation mailers.
>>62830441
You can view the final county-by-county results here.
https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state
https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state
I'll give you a rough summary of how the evening unfolded
>Entrance polls showed huge turnout and seemed in Trump's favor
>As the votes came in, Cruz played well in cornfucker country so he started to pull ahead slightly
>Trump was projected to win the cities, which were going to report in later, so he would pull ahead at the end
>Out of fucking nowhere Marco Goddamn Rubio starts surging in Trump-heavy counties way ahead of expectations. Like 10 points higher than anyone had him polled at
>Cruz started to settle in with a 3-4% lead
>Trump got 2nd place with 24% and Rubio nipped at his heels in 3rd with 23%
Something fucked up happened. There was record turnout and tons of new voters but somehow Rubio almost tied The Don. Foul play is suspected on the part of Microsoft and the Rubio Campaign.
Now we go win New Hampshire.
Keep your fucking eyes open for any "SURGES" on the fucking polls
Speaking of which, we should expect a poll out of NH tomorrow correct?
>>62830566
Denial is the first stage of grief. It's a normal and healthy thing, but it's important to move past it in a timely manner and it's been hours since you got the news. Here, I have an Orange Faggot plushie for you to hug. Please look it in the face and tell it your feelings. I promise you'll feel better.
>>62830024
Reminder:
Latest New Hampshire polling:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/nh/new_hampshire_republican_presidential_primary-3350.html
Trump 32%
>Distance to Andromeda Galaxy
Cruz 11.5%
Kasich 11.5%
Jeb 10.3%
Rubio 9.5%
Christie 6.5%
New Hampshire determines the nominee:
>McCain in 2008 won NH & nomination
>Romney in 2012 won NH & nonination
Iowa does not:
>Huckabee in 2008 won Iowa & lost nomination
>Santorum in 2012 won Iowa & lost nomination
>>62830654
MSNBC STREAM FOR ANYONE INTERESTED
*STOP LICKING YOUR WOUNDS WE HAVE TO REGROUP TODAY AND FOCUS ON NH!*
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>>62830535
I could be mistaken, but isn't that rather good for trump? Lots of shilling for Cruz in Iowa
>>62830516
>John Walter "clicks his heels and says, 'Heil Hitler," when visiting Trump's office.
>>62830516
Even better. Heil Trumpler.
>>62830024
This general is now redundant. We've been telling you for months that Trump is all talk. It's time he dropped out and let the adults run the race. Top kek.
>>62830699
>microzog or some other biased systems tallies the votes
fuck letting this happen
>>62830654
Rand did that too apparently
>rand paul is establishment now
>>62830172
Also remember popular vote doesn't matter delegates matter and they're tied, the delegates stay with them the entire primary process
>>62830441
Iowa picks the Christian social conservative AGAIN
Who is polling badly in New Hampshire AGAIN
Who won't win the nomination AGAIN
>>62830800
Trump also didn't lose either they all tied in delegates
All of the news anchors are happy as fuck this morning
>>62830867
they are getting ridiculous ratings this time around. id be happy too
Why everyone so mad about Iowa lol. Anybody who has been following this knows he was likely to lose it. It means literally nothing all things taken into consideration
>>62830867
Trump lost and Hillary won. Of course they're giddy. Fucking communists.
>>62830833
Continuing to deny reality is not a healthy way to deal with your feelings. Orange Faggot lost by 2 Jebs, and the sooner you acknowledge and accept that he was never anything more than a meme, the sooner you'll be able to move on to an emotionally happy and productive future.
>>62830943
Fuck em. We New Hampshire now.
The Republican Party is fucking done. Cruz is a loudmouth fucking pussy. If Trump doesn't win the nomination, I'm done with the republican party.
REMINDER WE ARE ON LIGHT DUTY DAY
REST PUT YOUR EMOTIONS ASIDE
GET BACK IN HERE WITH US AND FOCUS ON NH!
LET THE SCANDALS TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES BUT DO FWD ANY TWEETS OR EVIDENCE TO MSM AND TRUMPS CAMP!
THE EMPEROR HAS ABANDONED US
>>62830546
Where did you see that?
>>62830943
It gives the cuckartist media a sigh of relief, they think they won, that's fucked.
>>62831087
Copy pasta meming is what put you in this position, it's not capable of getting you out of it. It will only serve to make emotional recovery harder for those who are trying to process the grief caused by watching their favorite meme get horrifically anally raped by a foreigner. Why don't you open up paint and draw your feelings? It'll help you work through your negative emotions.
Iowa is fucking irrelevant and just chooses the biggest Jesus lover every time without regard for anything else. Their caucus system is fucked up as well (each precinct has a "captain" who basically tells everyone who to vote for).
If Trump loses New Hampshire, then he is in trouble.
I genuinely find it disturbing that Americans are voting for anyone other than Trump/Sanders.
MORNING JOE IS ON NEXT ON MSNBC
time to make your coffee
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>>62831136
any ideas?
pastebin full of scripts to use for calling people for Trump?
shilling for him on other social media platforms? (twitter/facebook [reddit is a lost cause])
making infographics?
>>62830241
literally every candidate so far
at least trump delivers it with american bravado
>Marc Rubio is taking such a lead
WE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT THIS NOT THAT WEASEL CRUZ
MAGA
A
G
A
Make New Hampshire Great Again
Tuesday February 9th
The Trump Ascendancy Begins
>>62831218
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. Orange Faggot said "I'm going to win so much, you're going to get sick of me winning" and I remember /pol/ guaranteeing an Orange Faggot victory. It's time to face the hard truth and work through your feelings: Your God Emporer has no clothes. It's hard, I know, but a bitter truth is better than a sweet lie.
>>62831310
Maybe start pumping out non meme tier info graphics about his policies and tax plan. making the MAGA slogan more prominent and manifest into something people can receive goosebumps form hearing or seeing.
I'm sorry, but did Trump already sex ivanka? Oh, that's right. The trump dick isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Iowa. Does not having the lead in conbimed harvesters holing central count as a win? Is that what you're sezzing? Because if you're sezzing that I can assume that you're homosexual. how would you make this topic when the cucking is still on???? Trump is still humping right now!!!!!!!! and they have been the top of the polls for how many months now?????cunt?????? He's campaigning against 1 of the worst senators in the Senate who just happined to have a lead because he conned a bunch of the Emperor's finest. But you know wot m8? They still fucking suckle popsicles. Trump is one of the best flipping businessmans in the nation, he rocked and rolled the polls last year dude and would 'av won the last debate if Megyn Kelly (more like SMELLY) didn't meditate. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins and someone bumps this topic, kid. Oh look at that, Cruz just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fr*cking idiot man and you should never make a topic on this board again please and I'm fucking serious please. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the Trump because hes God. F*ck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, be good at something in YOU'RE life and then maybe try to troll these f*cking people on the board, like I give a h*ck. It's soooooooo easy peasy lemon squeezy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your life brah, try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck. You are a truck.
>>62831310
Is there an app or program we can use to converse anonymously, but without shills, for propaganda purposes?
>>62830024
So Iowa has 3mil living in its cornfields but only 186,795 voted in republican cockus
>>62831483
we need to wait until after NH, they will need us more than we need them if bernie gts BTFod in NH
>>62831483
It's good to see that you're over the copy pasta, but you're still denying the reality of the situation. Denial is the first step and we need to get you through all seven steps to get to acceptance. Here, have a gold star, you've made wonderful progress so far.
>>62831537
This is normal. Primaries have very low turn-out.
Also, I saw a thread about Hillary bussing in voters from out of state illegally this morning but didn't pay attention. It's possible Rubio did the same.
Do you guys think if Trump went to the debate, he could have won? Or perform even worse?
>Still voting Trump
If you haven't realized yet he's UNELECTABLE
Fuck off
>>62830516
So what.
Thomas Jefferson had his famous Koran. Doesn't mean he was a Muslim.
>>62831662
Let me fix that for you
>Still voting Cruz
If you haven't realized yet he's UNELECTABLE
Fuck off
>>62831537
That's about 5% of the population.
Are Americans really that indifferent to voting? So much for the poster child country of Democracy
>>62831647
>0
J-Jeb!
>>62831695
Those are only republican voters, and it was a primary not a general election. Our voter turnout is still way too low.
>>62831610
Angry copy pasta won't bring Orange faggot back from the dead. He was an ally raped by a half breed Spic/Canadian. Your friend got over the copy pasta quickly, I hope you will too. It's important to deal with your feelings in a mature and responsible way. Remember, I believe in you and I'm here for you. Why don't you write a letter to Orange Faggot and tell him your feelings? It'll help you work through your feelings in a healthy way.
>>62831688
Ted Cruz is known to be THE most hung guy in Washington DC, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Donald Trump's ass.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Ted barely able to force it past the knob, and Donald moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her colon, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her anal muscles clamping down on Ted throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
I bet she still yodels her micro penis to the memory of it, basking in her anal humidity
>>62831688
t. Justin Trudeau
>mfw Cruz's father supposedly fled communism in Cuba to go live under Pierre Trudeau, another communist and we're supposed to believe he represents American values
>>62830756
>let the adults run the race.
I think its about time we had GODS run the race.
Anyone have the image of the trump hat for photoshop edits?
>>62831855
>>62831855
>>62831890
>>62831893
Thanks anons
I have to mute the stream whenever Bernie talks, just makes me livid
>>62831855
No and I will no longer be distributing it. Contribute to discussion rather than memespouting, at least till Trump has a sizeable leads.
If we want memes we need to work for them
Does anyone else think Bill looked off in Hillary's speech? Kinda looked retarded desu. His mouth was hanging open and he would just clap
So what's the split been in Iowa in past elections?
>>62830735
It's excellent for him. Trump's ratio of delegates to investment in the specific state is 10 times Cruz's.
I don't have that many problems with the Cruz personally. He's spent half the campaign in Iowa to score an early win and will most likely be btfo on delegate counter after New Hampshire anyway.
If anything, I'm more concerned about Rubio. It seems the cucks have gone full force and he is the definitive establishment pick. Though even him had to considerably recenter his campaign to appease Trump and Cruz.
>>62831835
Gods don't get raped by half breed Canadians. It's time to face reality and work through your feelings. Meming put you in this position, it won't get you out of it. Just like an alcoholics first step is to admit they have a problem, you need to admit you have a problem. And just like an alcoholic needs to stop drinking to recover, you need to stop meming to recover. If you don't you'll just wallow in butt hurt and never experience a life free of anger and delusion.
>>62831985
Bill has always looked like that
>>62831806
> muh dick
ahahahah
>>62831985
Alzheimer's, or maybe chlamydia fucking with his brain.
Final results just in case anybody wants to save it for history's sake.
Interesting to note Trump's distribution is very similar to Reagan's in 1980.
Reagan lost Iowa and went on to win in a historic landslide.
MAGA and reminder Morning Joe is on. Mika seems OK but despondent.
What does /pol/ think the definite issue with Trump's policies are? If any? I am definitely voting for him when he hit's my state's primaries but, is it just his stance on immigration that has the most hate behind it? Or is it the fact that people like to compare him to Hitler because he wants to keep an eye on a group of religious people who have shown that they want cultures to adapt to their way of thinking instead of vice-versa?
Serious answers would be good, I'm just trying to gather a good argument for the non-stop comparisons I see people make of him to Hitler.
>Rubio shills going fucking wild
This is our prime objective, do not let him slide
>iowa
>voting for a canadian telling them he's going to fuck their corn field over with oil
>voting for a communist
>voting for hilary
these people are retarded as fuck. good thing their irrelevant in everything. hopefully NH is less retarded.
>>62832179
He tells it like it is. Something voters appreciate and the media is outraged by.
In regards to his policies, here's a complete list of basically common sense solutions that none bar him thought reasonable.
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
>>62832179
in a time where being tolerant is the new black, most people find his stance on immigration disgusting and a turn off . they dont realize he isnt alone and this isnt the first time someone has been blunt about it.
>>62832179
common sense policies that put America first above all else. it pisses off all the global elitists. koch bros, soros and zuckerberg are gearing up to take down trump if he wins the primary.
>>62832238
I fear Rubio is the final boss for the nomination.
Cruz has Iowa and possibly Texas, that's the extent the Evangelical vote gets him. However Rubio is funded by Microsoft for supporting their H1B1 visas, who are literally in charge of calculating the votes, how America let this slide I will never know.
>>62832259
Anon,
You didn't think Iowa was irrelevant yesterday. What you're doing is called post hoc rationalization and it's not a healthy way to recover from the death of a meme. You need to see the reality of the situation before you can move forward. Orange Faggot is dead and nothing can bring him back.
>>62832392
No, we knew it was irrelevant 2 weeks ago
We just really wanted an Iowa win so Trump could take a clean sweep.
We knew it wouldn't be easy
>>62832392
You realize the more you shill now the worse our response is when we Dominate New Hampshire right?
Oh who am I kidding, you'll jump back on the bandwagon like the lightweight you are.
>>62832179
His biggest problem is misrepresentation, you yourself noted the comparisons to Hitler. Remind them that, besides the whole 6 gorillion thing, Germany skyrocketed under Hitler and he had some terrific policies that we shouldn't be afraid to study simply because I guy who used them killed some people once.
"No one remembers who came in second."
-Donald Trump
>>62832485
As true as that is, DON'T FUCKING DO THAT.
>>62830024
How the fuck did Trump lose? All the polls, betting markets and fucking Bing predicts had him winning. Was it the Rubio surge that drained Trump?
>>62832506
>implying it's over
>>62832330
>most people find it disgusting
>orange faggot isn't dead
Anon, this is called cognitive dissonance. If most people find his flagship "policy" disgusting, how can he win? He can't, and that's why a Jew faced foreigner was able to best him in one of the most immigrant phobic states in the country. Denial is the first step in the grieving process. I'll be here to help you work through all the steps.
>>62832384
If it gets bad Trump will call him out on it. Americans have failed to act on money influencing politics since Citizens United was passed.
>>62832379
Koch and Monsanto aren't as bad as everyone makes them out to be, and the anti-GMO/vaccine people are generally democrats which is great for when the call conservatives "anti-science".
>>62832532
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/carson-other-campaigns-sabotaged-us-dirty-tricks
http://newsninja2012.com/confirmed-carson-incensed-cruz-campaign-lied-to-supporters-telling-them-he-dropped-out-of-race/
>>62832506
This is actually true
>Cruz given pats on back for winning
>Rubio being noticed on unexplained support rise
No one's talking Trump right now, but that shit is changing in NH
>>62832545
>implying the opinion of a foreign shitposter matters
>make America great
>by nominating a non-American
Real talk though. Trump staked his entire campaign on being a "winner" and now he has to explain how he is clearly a loser now. That he isn't the media darling he constantly railed against.
Trump needs to win NH and win it as big if not bigger than the polls predict. The same polls that said he would win Iowa comfortably. Otherwise he becomes the Santorum of 2020.
>>62832330
>>62832379
>>62832281
Fair Answers, I have looked over his positions and they are definitely worded well enough that I understand the intentions.
Still, my largest worry is the reason people will not vote for him is his ideas behind how to handle the Muslim refugee issue. I suppose not every candidate is perfect but, it has alot of breaks behind low income families and ensuring jobs are kept in the hands of the American people.
I suppose they can only attack his character since his ideas are relatively on the ball and solid. Still, I've convinced my household to vote for him, they're in significant agreement he's what's best for this upcoming generation on Taxation.
>>62830024
guys, we have to take the Rubio threat seriously. he catapulted to the top of the prediction markets after the Iowa results, and Trump fell really far.
The best hope is that all of the "establishment" candidates like Bush, Kasich, Christie, etc. stay in the race and bash each other and Rubio to death. If the all drop out and the establishment lines up behind Rubio, Trump could be done for.
Source: predictwise.com
>>62832584
>implying a Bernie supporters opinion has any more merit
>>62832532
Yep, also Cruz doing a dirty play against Carson + the terrible conflict of interest between Microsoft funding Rubio a million bucks for work visa's whilst calculating the vote.
>>62832470
I'm sorry, Australian universal healthcare doesn't cover anal prolapsed suffered in American primary losses. You'll have to pay in cash before I can render you any more services. Though you're welcome to observe our therapy session here today.
>>62832658
it burns you that you cannot vote here, doesn't it?
>>62832689
Not really, there's no doubt in my mind that Trump is going to take it all.
>baptists
>>62832452
I was lurking on /pol/ and I know that isn't true. You'll have to pay in cash too, Canadian universal healthcare doesn't cover the costs of therapy needed after a violent raping from a spicish Canadian.
>>62832682
>implying Australians can ever be butthurt
We call our best friends cunts, what the fuck you got m8?
>>62832765
Such a defeatist attitude, how is your wife's boyfriend?
When you want something you don't say "Maybe we can get it" you need to have a clear resolve when you go for it.
Trump is 20 points ahead in New Hampshire as of yesterday. But he is losing momentum as of today, Rubio is clearly rising whatever the reason clean or not, and Trump significantly underperformed his polls. So it could very well be that Trump ends up second to Rubio in NH especially if Cruz does well. He doesn't need to go down the full 20 points, only by 8-10, and all Rubio has to is pull up by 6-8. The debate could seal the deal.
250,000 people attended Trump rallies in Iowa yet he didn't even win 50,000 votes. Rally attendance simply is not an indicator of either support or mobilization and this does explain the low energy in the crowds. If anything he might have turned off voters with some of his rambling performance.
I'm actually a Trumpfag by the way, just not as optimistic as I was.
>>62830943
I think it's the fact everyone made Trump and himself included think he was unstoppable and now that he came second it's being used against him.
>>62832532
No ground game and they've said that Trump is appealing to voters who don't typically vote.
Rallies and polls are great but if you don't have an effective get out the vote game it doesn't mean quite as much. We will see what happens in New Hampshire.
>>62832644
The best way to bring down the Rubio is spreading this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIQguMqPcEc
http://pastebin.com/8HGYkLhP
Switching gears : Do you think Huckebee will endorse Trump?
> implying this wasn't the obvious result
The only reason Dolan surged so much in the polls is because of all the useless faggots who don't quit leeching the race.
Imagine an Iowa caucus where Carson, Rand Paul, Bush and Kasich dropped because what the fuck son. Most of their votes would go to Cruz and Rubio and Trump would stump himself to a disastrous defeat in third place.
Same with all the other states, including New Hampshire. The moment moderate conservatives who endorse/vote for Kasich/Christie/Bush move over to Rubio and Donald loses a part of the votes to Cruz, the state is won by Rubio. Why do you think establishment cuckservatives tried to attack him so much? Because they know it's either him or Cruz at the end, and they wanted to be in his shoes.
TAKE YOUR EXAMPLE FROM THE EMPEROR HIMSELF DURING HIS SPEECH
>THANKED THE PEOPLE OF IOWA (don't shit on Iowa bros they did their best, unless they didn't caucus then fuck them)
>WAS HUMBLE IN DEFEAT
>DIDN'T FLIP OUT
>WAS CONCISE AND SAID "ON TO NEW HAMPSHIRE"
We got 2nd.
Let's go win New Hampshire.
Focus cannons on Rubio.
MAGA
>>62832897
Fucking hell, that's pretty scary actually.
What the fuck, 180,000 people voted for republicans alone, how the fuck is this even possible.
>>62832831
My political leanings arent at issue here today. I've been asked by the mods to help /pol/ work through their grief. Lashing out is normal in the early stages of the grieving process, but it's important to act like mature adults and deal with your feelings responsibly. Here, I have a butt plug shaped piece of ice and a Xanax. Just take the Xanax and then insert the butt plug to help with the swelling. Suckling the ice with your asshole is very soothing and will help make you less hostile.
>>62832908
I agree based Ivan "Rubio is a Faggot" Slavovich
>>62833018
when actually is new hampshire?
i wanted to google it but i wasn't sure what words to actually put in the search dooper
>>62832897
>250K memers
>50K actual supporters
Trump is over. We will look back and be amazed that memes made a longshot candidate look better than he ever was
>>62833079
Tuesday.
>>62833018
Cruz blew his load in Iowa to be the first man to stump the Trump
Trump didn't put too much money in Iowa
But now he knows the errors of his ways
But Rubio is being shilled hard, he must be removed.
>>62833052
>knows I'm right
>can't counter
>MUST COPYPASTA
MAGA, faggot
>>62832986
Yes, it's planned to happened in Little Rock, Arkansas tomorrow. That's Cuckabee's home state. Though I think it would have been easier and bigger had Trump win Iowa.
>>62832789
The pink sock you're displaying is evident. Why don't you try writing a song to Orange Faggot telling him how you feel about watching his rape live on television? You'll find that it's a great way to express your feelings and you may even discover a new talent!
>>62833079
New Hampshire: February 9th
South Carolina: Februrary 20th
Nevada: February 23rd
March 1st is Super Tuesday with more states than your ass can handle, ass-handler
STRAP IN ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING BLOODBATH IN SOUTH CAROLINA
>>62833180
What are Trumps current standings for SC and Nevada?
He's awake
>>62833147
>REMINDER WE ARE ON LIGHT DUTY DAY
>REST PUT YOUR EMOTIONS ASIDE
>GET BACK IN HERE WITH US AND FOCUS ON NH!
>LET THE SCANDALS TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES BUT DO FWD ANY TWEETS OR EVIDENCE TO MSM AND TRUMPS CAMP!
Nice to hear that, hes a good man but not for politics. hope he throws that in and does some serious charity work like carter did. he will be great for it
>>62830201
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62833215
leading but still too early to tell.
When is the date of the NH caucus?
>>62833080
Actually, he depends on first time voters and neglected to make when and where to vote an important feature of his stump speeches thus far -- this cost him first place in Iowa.
>>62833159
Too busy glassing ethnics.
Bet you know a little something bout live rape now don't we big boy ;)
>>62830404
Her and Joe are saying Trump did great despite losing
>>62833180
>STRAP IN ITS GONNA BE A FUCKING BLOODBATH IN SOUTH CAROLINA
Yes that's the primay I'm most scared about, hopefully Jeb overperforms and grabs some of Rubio's vote. But Cruz could do very well now with his Iowa momentum and derail the Trump train.
Regardless of SC though, if Trump doesn't pull through in New Hampshire it's over.
>>62833215
Winning both rather comfortably, but polling is behind in those states.
Nevada is pretty much a lock for him. They're weird in a cool way.
>>62833217
fake and gay
>>62833246
there are no more caucuses. everywhere else has primaries. Iowa is just weird as fuck.
>>62833250
>supporters too stupid to understand how to vote in their own state
Nope, not buying it.
>>62833217
OH SHIT
>>62833246
oh, and NH primary is Feb 9
>>62833242
>>62833290
That's kind of what I thought, thanks
>>62832259
NH is one of the most based states in the Union
>>62832519
Oh, I wouldn't word it like that outside of 4chan. I'd say something like
>Hitler took a country reduced to 1% of its former power and on the brink of death and managed to turn it into the most powerful country on Earth in just a few years. All the technology we use today was created or pioneered by Nazis. Obviously the man wasn't perfect, but we shouldn't be afraid to learn from history
In tandem with something about how the two are in no way alike.
>morning joe talking about NH
holy shit
I'm already sweating in anticipation
>>62833246
NH is a primary. It's the 9th,next Tuesday.
>>62833259
>implying I'm not watching
Did people think Trump would really get pissed at voters for not voting for him?
>>62833217
Fake
His last tweet was 11h ago
>>62833252
Give it up mate, I had a look at his posts and they are all obsessed over arse holes.
>>62833115
OH my, the Canadian can't tell the difference between copy pasta and genuine therapy. Your little anime meme can't dig you out of the hole that meming got you into, I really hope you'll try and give up on it and deal with your emotions effectively. Orange Faggots loss has been rough on us all, but you seem to be struggling with it extra hard. Here, why don't you take some of your impotent rage out on this Cruz Missile plushie? It's very soft and won't hurt your effeminate hands and it's a great way to deal with your anger.
>>62833319
Thanks.
pls dolan pls win nh
>>62833246
Tuesday Feb 9th
>>62833337
m8 you are speaking sense, but people don't want to hear a single positive thing about fucking Hitler, even if it is just pragmatic interest for how he could coop an entire country and its media.
Worst thing you can do is put Trump and Hitler in the same sentence, it fails the Master Persuader test.
>>62833413
>yfw it will be rubio, trump and cruz in NH
>>62833413
Bill is an overenthusiastic and delusional autist who was booted from the Trump campaign after like 2 days of working there. I like that he likes Trump but he would spin anything in any way that might remotely make sense. Take what he says with a grain of salt, no, a spoon of salt.
TO ANY BERNIE SHILLS, YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IF YOU WANT TO DICUSSS IOWA AND NOT SHIT POST. WE ARE JUST AS AMAZED AS YOU ARE AT THE RESULTS BUT TIME TO FOCUS HARD ON NH IF YOU WANT THE CLINTON MACHINE DOWN.
TO EVERYONE ELSE. WE HAVE WORK TO DO!
>>62832644
I've got an idea to get Trump back to the top but don't want to post it here.
We need a way to organize, fgts
>>62833252
Were here to talk about your feelings after your favorite memes death. Lashing out at the person trying to help you is normal, but it won't bring Orange Faggot back. Come here, you look like you need a hug. *hugs* See? That wasn't so bad and you already feel better, don't you?
I cant take this
im going back to sleep
>>62833492
>mfw dolan wins new hampshire
>mfw cruz finishes behind rubio
Carson dropping out might mean more Trump supporters but that is where Trump stalls. Meanwhile anyone not named Cruz drops out and that is probably either people not voting at all or voting for Rubio.
Its over. Rubio vs. Cruz is the true fight.
>>62833409
I was saving this rare one for tonight in case we got 2nd
I hope it will give you strength
>>62833541
i'm guessing it's slandering the fuck out of Rubio. Probably won't work. Let's just hope the rumors about him being a faggot are true and then it's not slander.
>>62830024
Wait, Cruz won Iowa? Literally how? It has to be because of evangelicals, that don't represent American electorate at all.
>>62831425
The primaries are not over yet, nobody has won anything.
>>62833413
thought that was billy mitchell lol
>>62833577
kek be praised
It's over guys PC Matic 2016 is the only answer.
Trump will never bring down the PC Matic machine.
I miss the happy threads.
>>62833619
definitely a Trump guy
>>62833639
They'll be back.
>>62833639
Only one week till NH, now we must be hard and strident in this cold winter
>>62833604
It's not really that surprising that he won Iowa, he spent a shitload of money and time there and he's big with evangelicals. It is a bit surprising that Rubio did so well, especially since one of his backers provided the counting machines...
>>62833639
It will take us a day to get over it. Being behind 1 (one) delegate is not a big deal.
>>62833018
>someone finally reposted my OC
Thank you Donald for making me learn to shoop things
>>62833639
Buckle up buttercup, we're in the trenches now.
Remember Trump's rules for success?
>NEVER EVER GIVE UP
Now it's finally an interesting fight.
Just fuck my shit up desu senpai.
>>62833604
Cruz won by spending double the amount of money than Trump and focusing his entire campaign in a flyover evangelical state.
Rubio spent even more money than Cruz in Iowa and only bought himself a 3rd place ride-along, neglecting any campaigning in important states where he is getting beaten by Yeb! of all people.
>>62833639
You wanted a pussy glide to the white house? Or an actual fight for the history books to be written in reddits and liberasl blood.
Get ready because here we go.
Someone posted this on Facebook
>>62833790
>predictions based on the Iowa caucuses
Shills gonna shill
>>62833639
>I miss the happy threads.
>/pol/ circlejerking about unlikely candidate and bitching on all critics
This was bound to happen to be honest. It was clear for most people that Trump was not likely to get a landslide victory, or even to win in all states.. His supporters for a significant part are not registered voters or members of parties either, right?
>>62833604
But Trump won evangelicals in the state by a good margin, the opposite of what was predicted. Trump was doing well with evangelicals nationwide but he was losing them to Cruz in Iowa, yet he won them during the caucus but lost the other conservatives to Cruz, and lost the moderates to Rubio.
Nothing went according to any sort of informed prediction.
>>62833811
Rubio is going to be the new establishment candidate. It was supposed to be Yeb but it's going to be Rubio. The GOPe will through literally everything they have at Rubio to help him beat Trump.
It's fucking disgusting.
A Trump win in Iowa was always pretty far fetched. The republican primaries in there are always about Jesus, and that is basically it. They're willing to vote for Cruz because he talks like a preacher, despite taking money from big oil. They're basically the most religious state, and overall their votes are ultimately meaningless, aside from being a bragging point for whatever candidate wins it.
Regardless, I'm just annoyed that the next primary won't be for a week. We'll have to listen to "HAHA TRUMP BTFO (for getting 1 less delegate) CRUZ MISSILE" for 7 days, before Trump wins NH and shit is back to normal.
>>62833522
He is not stating an opinion he is stating historical fact.
>>62833741
I'm glad I saved it. The meme gods chose you as a conduit to create that OC specifically for tonight.
Donald has been resting for a long time. He never rests. When he wakes up he's going to be a fucking force of nature.
>>62833718
>>62833811
>>62833864
I fucking hate Cruz and Rubio. We can't let a Spanish guy be in the White House because they won't fix the immigration problem. It's a conflict of interest. Plus, Cruz is the most unlikable guy on the roster.
We could use someone good with making info graphics to pull some serious ones together outlining trumps policies. We need some inspirational FB tier serious memes with donald to start spreading. We have 7 days until NH start collecting and posting and talking to anyone you know. Make a serious Fb status about why supporting donald is important to you. time to show the nation the kind of heart this lion has.
>>62833863
>His supporters for a significant part are not registered voters or members of parties either, right?
Some of us are switching to the GOP just for this. I did yesterday.
>>62833889
>The republican primaries in there are always about Jesus,
American 'democracy'... When will the 'God Bless' meming ever stop in American elections and politics?
>>62833818
let's do this
>MORNING JOE REPORTING ON THE CRUZ PEOPLE LYING ABOUT CARSON DROPPING OUT
MORNING JOE REPORTING ON THE CRUZ PEOPLE LYING ABOUT CARSON DROPPING OUT
>MORNING JOE REPORTING ON THE CRUZ PEOPLE LYING ABOUT CARSON DROPPING OUT
MORNING JOE REPORTING ON THE CRUZ PEOPLE LYING ABOUT CARSON DROPPING OUT
>>62833885
Doubtful. Rubio buckled down in Iowa hoping for a surge.
It's not going to happen I think, and he's going to get cucked really hard when Trump takes Florida.
>>62833818
I suppose the shittier it feels now, the better it'll feel when Trump FUCKING SMASHES IT
>>62833639
Keep your chin up kid.
Diamond and Silk are keeping all 4 of their's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe_BoBog4-g
Can I get a summary on what happened in Iowa? I just woke up. Did Trump get stumped or something?
>>62833849
Carson did announce that though, at least the part about taking a break. all the pundits were basically saying "why the fuck would he say that before the caucuses were even over".
>>62833982
they need to keep talking about it. show people that cruz is a lying piece of shit.
>>62834069
Only behind 1 vote.
>>62833982
>>62834034
When I visited my family in South Carolina I saw his massive support there.
Iowa was polled to come out about this way.
>>62833613
You're late to our session. I'll allow it this time. Denial is the first step in the grieving process and it's normal and healthy. It is important to move through the steps towards acceptance of the loss of your Orange Faggot meme.
>>62833918
saved
>>62834069
Trump is a NEW YORK BUSINESSMAN who clearly cares very little about religion.
Ted Cruz talks like a preacher and quotes the bible every 3 seconds.
One of these people got ONE more delegate than the other. Can you guess who?
>>62830524
>stages of grief
>>62834017
>Trump takes Florida.
When will you people just let this meme go? I know for a fact that Floridians love Jeb who served them well as governor. It's clear that momentum is on his side now that he was the highest placed governor (despite barely campaigning there) and is currently polling second in NH.
Jeb is back, baby.
>>62834161
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you little jerk? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Latino affairs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret vists to Washington, Iowa, and I have over 300 confirmed voters. I am trained in testudo warfare and I’m the top spanish speaker in the entire Bush family. You are nothing to me but just another entertainer. I will wipe you the heck out with energy the likes of which has never been seen before on this panel, mark my gosh-darn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the twitter? Think again, jerk. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of illegal mexicans across the USA and your voters are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your presidential bid. You’re really beat, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make guacamole in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my molcajete. Not only am I extensively trained in authentic mexican cuisine, but I have access to the entire bank account of the 'Right to Rise' Super Pac and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable presidential bid off the face of the continent, you little meanie. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” tweet was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flipping fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you silly guy. I will make guacamole all over you and you will drown in it. You’re absolutely wrong on this one, jerk.
>>62834161
>check flag
OH YOU
Why the fuck is this happening? I just don't understand what went wrong. The polls in the final week showed him winning!
>>62834120
Cruz 8/1926
Trump 7/1926
It's ALL OGRE!!!11
>>62834057
>>62833639
Didn't ask for these feels.
>>62834208
Its bible thumper country, ted cruz used his slimey chameleon tactics to be what they wanted to win votes. he also might have stolen some carson votes but IA is over its done. NH is our focus.
>>62834161
>>62834208
Polls mean nothing, they only represent what that pool of people voted. It's a literal meme. There's no way to accurately predict how things will go down.
>>62834200
Everything I said is true. Trump is dropping like a stone. Slow and steady.
god bernie's people make me fucking infuriated
>the way he does that script write off shit with his hand when he's talking because he's imagining signing off on something that isn't a post office rename
>>62834299
These same polls said that Trump was ahead in Iowa, and look what happened. Kek.
>>62834161
