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>Rally 1/15/16 URBANDALE, IA
https://youtu.be/JzkbwR7uc1E (fox10)
https://youtu.be/y16Siw64ddk (NU)
>Official Trump Jam (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g
>USA Anthem (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/j07HPFlbsPk
>Trump reading "The Snake" lyrics
https://youtu.be/V-NaN1ujo_0
>Johnny Rivers - The Snake
https://youtu.be/bAjo3xwr9sk
>Every Trump from the debate
https://youtu.be/ft2DhCVNy5k
>Trump stumps Cruz on New York Values
https://youtu.be/u44UqeUBphY
>Trump vs. Jeb on muslim immigrants
https://youtu.be/QHiQXoe_iIE
>2nd tv ad
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/our-country-tv-spot
>1/15/16 Trump on Morning Joe
https://youtu.be/GL4KR8Jp_EU
>Trump on Hannity post debate
https://youtu.be/NxJCm6Nzn_8
>Trump on Cavuto post debate
https://youtu.be/PYj8GWmiYsY
>Mika BTFO of huffpost
https://youtu.be/VyN_C14Ef-w
>67 Times Rappers Name Dropped "Donald Trump" In Their Songs
https://youtu.be/-WhGgHjwZxU
>Davi: Trump is the last hope for America
https://youtu.be/1eQRShYbQXI
>Trump - I am angry!
https://youtu.be/v2dNzmaekmU
>Trump's appeal to evangelicals is real
https://archive.is/TuXif
>Byron York interview 1/13/16
https://archive.is/xx3Mg
>Like Ronald Reagan, I would inspire more voters.
https://archive.is/LB2lw
>Trump is getting stronger
https://archive.is/w5vOE
>Complete timeline of all of Trump's speeches and media appearances: http://trumpshow.info/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
PREV: >>61134352
>Morning Joe amazed by Trump rally
https://youtu.be/9Yri0nLgIJQ
>Trump "I embrace NY values"
https://youtu.be/64dRcXLqxec
https://youtu.be/Xv5hFkExohw
>Katrina on Dobbs 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/7pzc2967YDI
>Eric Trump on FBN 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/jmsGEw11Uwg
>Trump on MSNBC 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/wL4g5Zn9htk
>Fox&Friends 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/HVz-PLXJobw
>Trump on Cavuto 1/12/16
https://youtu.be/futUqIXzHMQ
>Trump on Hannity Radio 1/12/16
https://youtu.be/yuAfFZ9HtKo
>Black American stands up for Trump
https://youtu.be/VEe4GRqXx7Y
>Why Trump Will Be Next US President
https://youtu.be/kMXb60iQ_aM
>Louis Farrakan agrees with Trump on rapefugees
https://youtu.be/6qROJZcQpac
>Birther Issue could actually cost Cruz Iowa
https://archive.is/tPHEQ
>Trump, the Antifragile
https://archive.is/zE9WJ
>Stallone: I love Donald Trump
https://archive.is/QkPNw
>Time magazine: Donald Trump's Art of the Steal
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-trumps-art-of-the-steal
>Trump Rises
https://youtu.be/F6q2dV3nOuI
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP V11 - NO COATS EDITION
https://youtu.be/2Y_4aa8vhXw
>Trump Supporter video - Ep 1 - "Trump vs the Liberal Media"
https://youtu.be/pg22rjzYo4w
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 2 - "The Return to Greatness"
https://youtu.be/cr_fiq8dXhU
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://youtu.be/LmWOOrwDUug
>Scott Adams' Blog
http://blog.dilbert.com
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>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
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>Donald Trump Man Against Time
https://youtu.be/pGvPqdK8-mw
>Donald Trump's Christmas Book
https://youtu.be/bJecWvOTIT8
>The Savior of America
https://youtu.be/sjRckVN-6v4
>THIS IS A MOVEMENT
https://youtu.be/hbZoakVU2uo
>LEADERSHIP
https://youtu.be/TChKCN6SwQ4
>Trump's Make America Great Again
https://youtu.be/nKqCEuv5c6M
>TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL
https://youtu.be/4osI1p8-kG8
>TRUMP ADS
https://youtu.be/EttkeFlYV-Q (TV #1)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPvZ-1GhbP/ (Hillary and her friends)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_4w_6xGhfn/ (Obama Star Wars)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_FN2L3GhZi/ (Yeb supports Trump)
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https://www.instagram.com/p/80rWSdGhT0/ (bernie the cuck)
https://www.instagram.com/p/75cfHhGhUv/ (yeb act of love)
>Making of Trump: Donald Trump's Quest for Power
https://youtu.be/kW7LCn5it-0
>Meet the Trumps 20/20 special
https://youtu.be/QzNefzeEDbc
>Mr Trump's 757
https://youtu.be/UZq3iCn2y74
>Trump on Citizen Kane
https://youtu.be/upC8pX3RY0A
>Donald Trump's Top 10 Rules for Success
https://youtu.be/izDpwadR6jA
>Donald Trump on Economic Recovery (1991)
https://youtu.be/Rksd80-FCAw
>25+ yr old interview with Trump
https://youtu.be/jbzTyhIv2B8
>Lifestory of Billionaire Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/Vo4IzHEIeJo
>DONALD TRUMP - NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/qPOvePioFF0
>Sat 1/16/16 11:30AM ET Portsmouth, NH
>Toyota of Portsmouth
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comments on the new OP ?
I feel bad guys.
I ate Oreos. I didn't buy them, I just ate them.
Anybody got some good oreo substitutes?
>>61142419
>>61142419
>I ate Oreos.
I'm very disappointed anon.
>>61142498
Pls no gas Jeb, he just want's to be a politician like his dad!
>>61142129
So we have General Shitposter and Propaganda Minister Can't Stump.
Trump's new positions are tops.
>This image goes near the top of all Trump General posts.
I can't get the freedom song out of my head. HALP
What's the catchiest song you guys know?
I'm drunk and am watching As Above so Below and it's fucking stupid.
Fuck I'ma have to watch the trump rally tomorrow hungover. If he wins I'm giving up alcohol.
CAUCUS
>>61142589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=135&v=LTrb2Owig1Y
This one.
>>61142498
>not Guac
Will Donald suffer the same fate?
>>61142589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI
>>61142419
Yes..Its called Not eating Oreos.
I realize I'm late to the party, but who the fuck thought that the Freedom Girls shit was a good idea? Not only did the song suck, but everything about it was cringeworthy.
I mean, it got publicity so I guess you could say it was successful in that regard, but jesus christ that was embarassing to watch.
>>61142633
This election is so different from any other in history, it's impossible to make predictions.
>>61142633
The difference is those people were blips and there was always a clear frontrunner. Trump has been the clear frontrunner since August.
I've looked into this extensively, and I'm just some shitposter, but notice how Romney always had a steady level of support? Who in the 2016 campaign has had as steady a level of support?
>>61142688
WOOP WOOP SHILL DETECTED
MANDATORY FILTER INITIATED
>>61142666
Thanks, Satan. That should do it.
>>61142419
There's generally cheaper knockoff brands that you can buy that are similar in structure and taste.
Just take a look around the cookie aisle in your local super market.
>>61142607
i saw that movie it's fucin funny as fuck
the hermeticism is pretty funny
>>61142688
There was literally nothing wrong with the Freedom Girls. It was a two-minute jingle performed for the audience so they didn't riot and beat up Bernie People before the rally.
It was fine, but hateful progressive manlets decided that it was exploitation.
Trump Propaganda: Wholesome, catchy jingle.
Progressive Propaganda: "FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP!"
>>61142688
They were cute kids singing a cutesy song. My parents get this, every older person I talk to gets this. I don't know why everyone on /pol/ thinks it's fucked up.
>inb4 japanese imageboard
>>61142129
(Y) / 10
>>61142607
It is better to give up alcohol now than later
Trust me anon.
Fred Trump Jr. is all you need to know about it.
43 years old
dead
Alcohol addiction
Trust me anon
I am on the same path as Donald's brother
DO NOT DO IT
STOP NOW
>>61142688
The song was catchy and cute, what was cringeworthy was the predictable response from the leftcucks.
>>61142688
You just hate freedom buddy
>>61142688
YOU DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE HAVING FUN?
FUCK YOU
>>61142858
No one on /pol/ thinks it is, its Canadacucks and Britbongs and 14 year old tumblr/instagram girls commenting on the video.
Holy shit, is this true, Carson stabbed a guy and attacked his mother? I'm just hearing this for the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI279UvRK9M
who is trumps vp
>>61142961
Ivanka
>>61142688
Using kids is a common practice done by both libs and conservatives from both parties, and has been done by groups and companies since forever and ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI
Literally nothing wrong with it. If you're aroused that's your issue. If you're offended that's your issue. If you're kind of embarrassed, you're not alone, but that's our problem.
Mika's becoming my newsfu
>>61142942
I was in /trumpgen/ when it was live and there were 1-2 die hard Trump supporters who thought it was cringe while it was live. I guess the vast majority think it was cute though.
>>61142952
That's what Carson himself claims.
>>61142901
So that's why The Donald is free of alcohol.
>>61142759
Not even a shill. That performance was a retarded and embarassing addition to an otherwise decent rally.
>>61142858
I don't think it's fucked up, but little kids singing about political issues comes off as being fake as fuck. That's why it's cringeworthy, because children have no place in politics.
>>61142922
So does Trump, otherwise he'd be an anclap.
>>61142961
>>61142595
Noice, I was there.
>>61142961
Possibly Rudy Giuliani, but I really hope not
>>61142961
Mark Cuban
>>61143065
watch an interview with him now - he'd get killed in debates, trump needs someone tough like him but with more energy
Guys I'm watching the rally from this morning and I'm dying
>I've got kids who sit and make websites. Bing, bing, bing, they tell me I've got a new website. I've got websites coming out of my ears!
Barron Trump confirmed for Trump's web designer
>>61142688
It was super cringeworthy but fuck if it wasn't effective. I can't fucking unhear it.
>>61143034
Exactly
If you read The Art of the Deal, it's a really really sad story about Fred Jr
>>61142961
Jeb
So my friend is telling me there's a poll saying Bernie would destroy Trump? Is it real? Is Trump screwed?
>>61142453
Amazing.
>>61143029
I guess so. Was there any fallout or response to that? I can't believe I haven't heard this yet.
>>61142961
Chris Evans will be playing the role of Steve Rogers for 8 years as Trump's VP.
Can someone send me the link to when Jeb is autistic in the debate where he is like
>HE MENTIONED MUH NAME
>>61142961
Huckabee
>>61143128
Your friend is a brainwashed idiot
Extricate yourself from his influence NOW
For your own good, do it
>>61142961
Some people will say a military general, but that's too reminiscent of Ross Perot's failure.
Ironically, I'd go with Randlet the Manlet since Trump is going to eviscerate Ted Cruz. Ben Carson would be fine, but too low-energy.
Or, if one believes in meme magic, it will somehow be pic-related.
>>61143098
Yeah, he definitely does not like politics, he outright will say so.
>>61143098
Nah, he'd go perfectly with Trump's politically incorrect platform.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQcVsq6akw
>>61143128
No, and no. Bernie would lose worse than anyone has ever lost a presidential election.
>>61143128
>>61143128
>hernie needs 70% of the vote to match hillary's 300 super delegates
>anyone Trump has hit has fallen to 0 in the polls
>Trump never talks about hernie because he's irrelevant
>hernie's policies require a 90% tax rate, he's said he wouldn't be opposed to it
>hernie had his mic stolen by 4 women, Trump ejects hernie protesters 3-5 times a rally
you needed /pol/ to rationally dissect this for you?
>>61142952
Yep, and got taken down when Trump meme'd it up with the belt buckle speech.
>>61143238
Trump save America please!
>>61143205
I'm so glad Can't Stump the Trump anon is a fan of Kinsey. She gets such undeserved hate.
Trump/Kinsey 2016
>>61143226
Come on. This is Berniefag levels delusional. I'm not saying he'd win, but there's no way he would be lose that badly.
>>61143271
I really wanna see the one without the glasses nude..she is soo fucking cute in the face....any Rule34?
>>61143271
Don't forget he has literally no foreign policy.
>>61143333
Bring your quads to our side of the wall, friend!
>>61143128
If the election were held today, yea, but it won't. So, here's something your friend probably hasn't considered. Trump turned his guns on everyone on his way to the top of the Republican field and stayed there because of them. Don't expect him to hold back if he ends up going against Bernie. He'll fire on all canons and push his numbers up while bringing Bernie's down. Just tell him to look at who Trump has gone up against so far.
>>61143353
>socialist
>openly running in America
reddit leave
>>61143360
*vomits*
>>61142961
Mad Dog
Cruz
Cuban
or a wild card
I would want to say Katrina Pierson but she'd be much better served as Press Secretary
Check out my trump vodka senpai
>>61143123
You know what, I like this. Over the course of the general Trump would make a man out of Yeb. Yeb slowly turns alpha and dumps his spic goblin wife and gets a retired supermodel pregnant. Come the general, Trump has torn Yeb down and built him back up.
>>61143399
>SOCIALIST-SLASH-COMMUNIST
>>61143413
>Cruz
>Cuban
why did you list Cruz twice?
>>61143425
wow.webm
how is it? enjoyer of vodka here
>>61143462
Does anyone have that webm of Jeb hugging one of his supporters like a beta
>>61142785
T. Bill Nye the Oreo Guy.
>>61143128
Hernie has literally yet to be attacked by the media or any candidate let alone Trump. Hernie is a glass canon, filled with hot air and empty promises, people are riding high on him thinking he blow away the world but no one realizes just a flick in his direction and he'll completely crumble. Shit look at how he blew up at his own audience when he was questioned about Israel, he would throw a massive shit fit and come off as a bumbling manic retard to the general public if he were ever actually brought to a national debate. Not to mention how many holes there are in his economic plan.
>>61143478
How do you drink vodka? It doesn't taste like anything. If I'm drinking something, I want it to taste like something, not just get me drunk. I generally drink gin and tonics.
>>61143346
Kinsey for White House media coordinator
Can't Stump the Trump for Director of Internet Culture
>>61143413
It will be a wild card, I really want Cruz on supreme court but I doubt trump gives a shit about the constitution beyond what his voters want.
>>61143574
Good vodka tastes like spring water
Bad vodka goes in other drinks
>>61142589
If you can't get it out listen to this instead, it's what I'm listening to and I find it comfy
https://soundcloud.com/waxfang/the-astronaut-part-3
>>61142129
>WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
But Dee Snyder did take it, that tranny bitch took his song away from Trump.
Probably takes it up the ass too.
Would Donald gain or lose more votes if he wanted to legalize weed lmao
God Trump is so fucking incredible in the debate.
He was getting so fucking agitated with Jeb and he had so much fucking energy when he was talking about China
I would DIE for this man
how can I help?!
>>61143655
depends how he framed it
>We're going to build a wall to end the bad drugs like heroin, and we're going to decriminalize marijuana to take the remainder of the cartels' power from them
>>61143605
Please don't paint Trump that way. I've watched him in every minute of footage available since November. He's on the look out for people who will stick to the Constitution. People who will not be a nigger like Justice Roberts.
>>61143346
Kinsey actually #Stumped Ted Cruz last night as well during the Fox 10 stream. In fact, it made it's way into Volume 12. Ted Cruz on deportation watch.
In any case, Kinsey is based. If Trump makes me Minister of Propaganda, I'll personally recommend that all Kinsey-haters be sent to the Wall.
>>61142419
Buy HYDROX bro. I'm not a shill I swear - my girlfriend bought it for her mom and I had one, better than Oreos and it's made in the USA
>>61143647
Is that why he hasn't been using it recently? BITCH! That song fit perfectly!
>>61143647
>took his song away from Trump.
Source?
>>61143333
>>61143399
>>61143542
I really think Bernie has some kind of anger issues. He blows up and rambles on like a loon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrcHgTNOuyo
>>61143721
Sorry if I missed it in the last thread, ETA on 12?
>>61143271
Shoop the arm flaps on this woman to be huge and droopy.
Profit
>>61143605
Yeah Paul could balance him out pretty well as he's much more well spoken while still coming off as honest unlike Cruz. I think Jim Webb and Trump would be a match made in heaven if Webb were to approve but I doubt he would. It would show everyone just how centrist Trump actually is. I also imagine Trump is going to switch gears almost completely if/when he gets the nomination, his general election strategy will probably be pretty different from his current one.
>>61143478
My cousin got it for me in Palestine, That being said it tastes like fucking burnettes lmao
>>61143673
Seriously. This fucking man has inspired the shit out of me lately. I just want to fucking get shit done and do my part to make America great again!
>>61143721
WHEN WILL THE NEXT ONE BE RELEASED
>>61143647
>But Dee Snyder did take it, that tranny bitch took his song away from Trump.
It would be all over the news if that happened. I'm gonna need a source.
>>61143721
Why does Cruz's face so perfectly fit the Joker's?
I love Trump. Friday night, just got home a few minutes ago, had a few drinks, I don't care. I love Donald Trump.
I represent the normal person. I have IRL friends. Niggers have no idea how much people like me love Trump. He's going to win. Did you see the debate? Cruz was so close. SO CLOSE to stumping Trump, then he blew it on that New York stuff and especially on China, which Trump absolutely demolished. Then Rubio proceeded to blow him the fuck out. I love this man. He's going to be our next President.
TRUMP 2016
>>61143721
(You)
You're an alright guy
I like you
Your videos aren't that bad either
>>61143767
>>61143809
Late-tomorrow. Had to back into my college apartment today, hence the delay.
>>61143754
He's a fucking Beta male in an Omega male's body who somehow wormed his way into a position of relative power. He's a cuckold who's trying to become the bull, and with it he has quite a chip on his shoulder.
His likable old man persona is a charade and we will see it come undone in the coming months as the heat turns up.
>>61142728
>Who in the 2016 campaign has had as steady a level of support?
Uh.... hmm. It's bad that the only name I could come up with is Carson. Yeah, establishment is done. Trump's got this.
>>61143574
Same here. Im enjoying some 12yr glenfidditch at the moment.
>>61143902
*move back into
>>61143754
I think Sanders honestly has no idea what he would be up against if he were brought against Trump. He speaks confidently when he is as far away from Trump as possible, but get him on stage with Trump and I imagine it would be a totally different picture. Sanders obviously has appeal but Cruz, Rubio, and Trump could probably exploit the shit out of him in front of the world, maybe Paul as well but Paul is much less antagonistic. Everyone else is amazingly lower energy than Hernie.
>>61142688
How dare you
>>61142609
Story County reporting in!
>>61143754
People made jokes about Yeb hitting his wife but if it's anyone it's hernie.
>>61143542
Yep. When Bernie gets angry and doesn't have any bantz, but just goes on an old man ramble fest. The public will be like "NOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEE!" The DNC had better be pushing Hillary to try and get it out of him, or they could risk a Mondale beat down.
>>61143988
Actually Paul would be hard as fuck on Bernie since Bernie pissed Randlet off on a personal level that not even Trump can do
>>61143721
Thank you based video maker, if you had a patreon I'd consider donating. Let me know if I can provide you with dank memes
>>61143673
Get on twitter, post memes, hashtag spread other anons.
There's TONS of us on there.
@chad_rustle reporting in.
>>61144119
>@chad_rustle
Is that your real name, or did you just take two memes and run them together? If so, very clever - sounds like a real name.
>>61143673
do this >>61144119
We can take twitter back from the leftists.
>>61142453
maximum kek
>>61144090
Exactly I once saw a quote from a Sanders supporter "he just seems like a kind old man who wants to fix the problems with America" that I imagine is the entire image that people like about him. I doubt Sanders supporters would look too deep into his policies, they just assume that he knows they'll work because he comes of as honest and endearing. His image would be instantly destroyed against a Repub with some balls, and especially against Trump. Trump doesn't even have to beat him logically, only get him angry and Sanders loses.
>>61144094
That's true too, I missed their debate over socialized healthcare in congress unfortunately.
>>61144119
It doesn't help that twitter censors anything vaguely altright from the trends. Most plainly #WhiteGenocide. #Rapefugees was trending globally for two hours before it got the axe.
>>61142453
ok friends, enjoy your night, i'm out
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>61144119
this, retweet everything Trump and his campaign team post, tweet any good OC you find here (stay away from nazi themed things to avoid baiting the libs), retweet OC vids like cant stump the trump series, create OC, share it, dont be afraid to show your support publicly, wear the hat everywhere, and inspire your friends and family instead of arguing with them
WORK HARD AND NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP
and always remember
TRUMP LOVES US ALL
cruzbots are going crazy at breitbart and other conservative sites. Help may be needed.
>>61144285
#WhiteGenocide is the worst phrasing the people who push it look like idiots. Too much of the power level seeping through even though it's absolutely correct.
>>61144039
Jeb is a gentle soul, all he wants is to make his dad proud. Pls no bully.
I met someone IRL that hates Trump. I red-pilled that faggot so hard he was visibly shaking. I just sat there and laughed boisterously while he offered to buy my beer.
>>61142419
Oreo is a ripoff of Hydrox, buy them instead.
>>61144363
Relatively speaking, that is somewhat of a rare flag truth be told anon
>>61143542
Sanders gets angry very easily. Bordering on anger management problems. If you're not in his cult this is very obvious. It's an incredibly glaring personality flaw and you don't need to be Trump in order to exploit it. Just about anyone on the GOP side except maybe Yeb! and Ohio Governor John "I'm literally a Democrat" Kaisich would destroy him in a debate.
>>61144321
Good night TrumpOP
>>61144363
>Honduras
>pic related
share the links if you've got them friendo
>>61144399
dubs confirm yeb eternally trying to please daddy
Honestly he's a nice guy, I feel bad for him until he starts talking about policy during the debate and I remember he's for everything I hate.
>>61144400
storytiem
Do you guys like my dank ass OC?
>>61144425
Really, people should avoid eating cookies in general. We take in too much sugar as is.
>>61144363
Ben Shapiro was on suicide watch today. Between that and Milo matching him in Twitter followers, I think he needs an intervention.
Oh, and today I was listening to Rush Limbaugh, and this elderly woman called into the show and completely BTFO of Ted Cruz.
Volume 12 might include the most non-Trump stumps, but it's all dedicated to Stumping Ted Cruz.
>>61144321
Good night bro, I'll miss your generals
>>61144521
w-why did he take it down?
in the next comics he needs to interrupt their or whatever and redpill them
>>61144437
>Sanders gets angry very easily.
Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf2cCdgwgoM
>>61144562
PLEASE STUMP CRUZ
I'm more excited for this edition than ever before
>>61144562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftY8UjxeqTk
Anything from this should be good as well. Cruz is so goddamn fake.
>>61143737
>>61143739
>>61143849
I am assuming because it's been conspicuously absent since when they started hitting him hard on the Muslim thing.
Also there were a few rallys where you could here the song being played at the venue breifly but they would cut to some generic rock over the feed.
I think whoever owns it pulled it, possibly because of pressure.
>>61144562
Get the part where Rubio stumped Cruz since while Rubio is a fag he destroyed Cruz hard
>>61144638
this
and his shills are the worst. Did anyone accidentally vote in the shill poll during the debate that showed Cruz ahead by 200 votes?
>JUST
CRUZ ON DAMAGE CONTROL
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/688220486317129732
>>61143754
>>61143542
>>61144437
>>61144580
goddamn i hadnt seen these. hernie's going to get BTFO if he ever has to go up against Trump lel
it'll be glorious
OP out
>>61144761
Yeah but he's doing pretty well the with reddit retards and the teenagers who want FREE SHIT YO WEED! Its going to be Obama all over again
>>61144437
Its pretty ridiculous how obvious it is I'm amazed others don't see it. I imagine most politicians have a lot of personality flaws or even deep psychological problems, but they are much better at hiding it than Bernie. When people aren't just flat out agreeing with him, even when they are jovially joking at his policies, you can see him simmer with rage. The man is so ludicrously power thirsty it still shocks me how anyone can think he's "anti-establishment", I could understand if you support him and you are in fact a Socialist, but supporting him as some savior is just stupid.
>>61144580
Yeah if we can get meme energy going on behalf of Trump or just the GOP Sanders is the one who needs to be taken down a notch. Shill for him being an angry evil son of a bitch, Clinton will get hers from Trump I'm sure he has far more dirt on her then we could imagine.
>>61142688
>who the fuck thought that the Freedom Girls shit was a good idea?
>I mean, it got publicity so I guess you could say it was successful in that regard,
When will you idiots learn?
Family, give me some songs to play during Trump's response to the New York City values question. I was thinking of ways to edit it, but Cruz needs to be thoroughly blown the fuck out for his decision to attack the God Emperor. Therefore, I will include the entire response.
I was thinking of harkening back to Volume 4 and playing Reigns of Castimere, but perhaps you anons have better suggestions.
>>61144850
Play the canadian national anthem while Cruz speaks
>>61144850
*Rains of Castamere.
Smh tbqh family.
>>61144850
how bout 'new york, new york' ;^)
>>61144850
Something epic and orchestral, like Vivaldi's "Winter".
>>61144850
sort of ambient, might work well, hard to tell without listening to them both together
https://youtu.be/QZ9Bw-QOciA
>>61144850
Maybe for another video but I think this song is great; its a traditionally revolutionary song. Commies hijacked it I believe but its pure Beethoven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MF3IKyfgcg
My favorite part of last nights debate was when Cruz said "The next President is on this stage" and then unwittingly pointed at Trump.
>>61144580
Can someone tell me if I should watch this
I don't want 7 minutes of Bernie
Think Trump even heard what she said?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452906309298.webm
>>61144850
>Reigns of Castimere
>>61145014
might as well go for the big bang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
https://youtu.be/TZCfydWF48c?t=67
>>61145053
>Hernie has a town hall meeting
>Angry white man hounds him about Palestine
>He starts yelling and threatens to bring in the cops
>Crowd starts booing Bernie
>Bernie tries to calm them down, threatens to leave if they won't have a conversation
Bernie is quick to anger and utterly inept at dealing with people.
>>61144823
He's not black, he's old and jewish and an admitted socialist which is much harder to argue for in the States especially when his "Nordic Model" friends hate his guts like Denmark and Norway
Minorities amazingly like Trump and I imagine more so than Hernie
>>61144761
Yeah gotta use Trump tactics here, associate Bernie with anger. Trump will gladly own the title of angry but for Hernie it would shatter him entirely.
>>61144850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aluBPpzCHc
>>61145053
Bunch of pro-hamas super-libs get scream at him for not being completely anti-israel.
He loses his temper and screams "SHUT UP", argues back and forth for a few more minutes.
>>61145136
The Donald is angry because America is being destroyed.
Bernie's just an angry old man.
>>61145120
Tbh, I would like to see this Bernie in an election against Trump, especially in a debate.
Just two hours of Trump and Bernie yelling at each other, but Trump's quick-wit would make quick work of "Le Ebin Bern Man," as the Reddit People call him.
>>61145087
I love Wagner if that doesn't work maybe this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGWF8mz1Zw
It's not Wagner but its so damn close and it sounds a touch more destructive for better or worse.
Posting in here because I'm watching the debate right now, does it seem to anyone else the candidates are parroting trumps policies?
>>61145072
Too busy being great.
I like how Trump calls jeb to his face weak and Jeb is like Come on not here please.
>>61145219
At the end of a two hour debate between Trump and Bernie, Trump would have so thoroughly won over the audience and nation that Sanders would be at serious risk of being lynched on the spot by anyone present. That is how total Trump's persuasive domination will be.
>>61144661
Most streams cut to generic stuff because Youtube will mute them over copyright claims when they re-upload. It's idiotic. I don't know why he switched, but I don't think there's any doubt Eye of the Tiger is the much more patriotic song. The lyrics fit better with the primaries too.
>the last lone survivor stalks his prey in the night
Makes me think of Trump being the only guy left standing and now he's got his sights set on Hillary.
>>61145072
Wow she was so brave.
She deserves the medal of honor.
>>61145219
I sort of agree. Can you imagine how predictable and full of the woman card debates with Hillary will be? They'll still be great but it's Hillary.
Plus socialism would get BTFO on live TV once and for all.
>>61145270
Jeb needs to go home already. Even the donors are ready to jump ship.
>>61144850
https://youtu.be/8Ejg-lPcFxU
>>61145270
Jeb learns the hard way.
>>61143425
How come Trump never made rum? It would go great. "t Rum p"
I timed Trump's response to the NYC question, and it's around 1:40.
And I like the suggestion of ambient music. Keep in mind that my sound mixing is shit-tier, so something without words would be preferable.
Trump or bust.
If Trump is not given the nomination, I'm not voting. Republicans are screwed, but not as much as this country is screwed if they give Hillary the win.
GIVE ME TRUMP OR GIVE ME DEATH
pic related is Donald Trump. This is who we want. If the GOP does not nominate him, then fuck 'em. Enjoy your Hillary win, because that's exactly what's going to happen.
>Cruz
>Rubio
>Carson
>all those other faggots
Nobody cares. This is the GOP's election to lose, and nobody cares about anyone but TRUMP. Either nominate him or lose forever.
>>61145404
And yes, I included "Wait a minute, hold it, you dummies" + airhorns before his response for maximum #Stumping.
>>61145219
The Meme value alone would be amazing, it would be Superman vs. Bizarro Superman. But I'd fucking love to see what Trump has in store for Clinton I imagine he has had so many cards up his sleeve that he's just been storing for years to bring against her. Clinton represents more to me what is wrong with American politics as a whole, Bernie is a sideshow and is what's wrong with millennials, but Clinton is the real corrupt deal. Beating her would be much more triumphant.
>>61145398
Trump doesn't do alcohol. Ever.
>>61145416
this isn't '12 anon
/pol/'s candidate is being memed into the oval office
don't even talk about not getting the nomination
>>61144562
Some kind anon had a good bit of banter that I want to share from earlier today.
>Now listen y'all, I don't know nothing about no fancy big-city "New York values". I'm just a simple Harvard and Princeton educated Canadian lawyer named Rafael married to a Goldman Sachs investment banker.
>>61145404
>>61145455
Are you looking for something famous and identifiable?
>>61145459
I'm honestly amazed, that inspires me greatly desu. I would quit alcohol but honestly homebrewing is so much damn fun, I rarely if ever drink hard alcohol, I mostly drink my own beer or just craft brewery hop around Vancouver.
>>61145416
>tfw if Trump doesn't win there might not be an America left to save
>>61145416
If Trump doesn't win I'll just resume my stockpiling. The fence around my 28 acres is going up this spring, took forever to save up for it. You know how much it costs to fence off 28 acres? And I'm putting a secondary fence closer to the house as sort of a double lock barrier. It's a lot of money, especially because it's not a shitty chainlink nigger fence.
>>61145459
I know he don't drink but still has his own brand of vodka.
>>61145416
I agree anon, but I still want to save America. If god forbid someone like Rubio makes it I'll still vote for him since even an America on life support is better than a dead one under Hillary. But if I got called for a phone poll I would definitely tell them I wouldn't vote. Just make them scared that it's Trump or nothing.
>>61145416
I'm not that on board just yet but I definitely hear you. He's my favorite candidate in a long long time, if he loses the GOP or the Repubs lose to the Dems I'm gonna fucking stay in Canada even with the failing economy and the "dude weed man" or shit I'll move back to Switzerland.
I really wish Trump would stick more to his anti-establishment guns, talk about how he's gonna take down Super PACS, talk about term limits on congress, and mention whether or not he believes in the Alternative vote. Those are all of my hot button issues, that I think if it were in place the Democracy would be preserved for a damn long while before it came under threat again.
>>61145459
Alcohol is an incredibly important part of cooking. There are many flavors that can only be achieved through the addition of alcohol because they are only alcohol soluble. Water will not access them.
>>61144850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7xmW-9LXQ
Please this
>>61145530
Just something that would go well with his response. If I included his comments in the Bloomberg interview the other day, where he said something along the lines of "if someone wants to take a shot at New York, they have to go through me" + Trump's interview post-9/11.
That should extend it to around 2:30-3:00. I'll go through my archives of ambient music as well, but something that fits, but yet doesn't distract from the eternal stumping of Rafael Cruz.
>>61145404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKkeDqJBlK8
Got you, senpai
>>61145722
Got it, I'll look for something about 3:00.
If you come up with something but can't get it mixed I could mix it and upload it to youtube as a standalone for you to rip down
>>61143721
based teaser pic
cant wait to see what youve got in store for us
there is so much content since the last one, this one better be great!
>>61145722
I'm listening to it with this right now and it pairs really well to my ears but I've been ruined creating things for the masses
https://youtu.be/TOg4TZH9uS4
>>61145722
I'm glad you can keep doing what you do man, Trump is a goldmine of material
Is Cruz Yeb 2.0 at this point
>>61146001
KEK
YES
>>61146001
>attacking New York values
Even YEB wasn't that stupid.
>>61144761
Taiwanese animators, I know, but...why?
>>61146001
Trump needs to hit Kasich and Christie again jesus fuck they need to go, but yes Cruz is only going down from here. I thought he'd be Santorum 2.0 but that's unlikely I imagine he'll lose Iowa and NH and just be begging Trump for the VP spot but Trump will be too pissed to care. Then Cruz gets sued by the Dems and drops out.
Oh, and can anyone link me to the Bloomberg interview that I was referencing in >>61145722
Can't seem to find it, although I remember seeing it.
>>61144850
Mozart - Requiem, Dies Irae.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T7eMctuJLQ
Should be played right after Trump's marvelous comeback.
YOU CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
dont even think about it.
>>61143213
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>61146019
I can't wait till Cruz has toy beavers in his pockets or makes shitty attack ads because to be honest Cruz's attacks are just as bad if not weaker than Yeb's but then again Cruz was too busy hugging Trump & waiting for his campaign to implode
>>61146137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv5hFkExohw
That one?
>>61146001
>>61146081
Pic related.
>>61146001
Nah I'd say Cruz is like the guy that tells a holocaust joke to a crowd of jews and doesn't realize they're all jews until its too late.
Jeb is just stupid
>>61146231
>>61146219
Yes, there it is.
No idea why I couldn't find it. Based.
Remember Jeb during the first debate he acted like he had this in the bag and trump was just flavor of the month front runner.
Then after that every single debate afterwards he has fucked up trying to debate trump. During the last one, yeb seemed like he wasn't going to go for it, but then he did. I almost yelled out NO JEB because i knew he was about to get fucked again.
>>61146137
This may prove useful in your video, it's a crazy video made by 9/11 truthers but it has Trump talking about 9/11 in the aftermath. Also if you don't use this song >>61145966
let me know because now I want to make a nifty little 2:00 inspirational video with Trump about 9/11
again my editing skills are nice but my taste is for boomers so you get preference Propaganda Minster Can't Stump
>>61146180
>toy beavers
I read this 3 times before I burst out laughing
>>61146280
LISTEN
LISTEN
I WAS A PROSECUTOR
>>61142554
He was already the Governor of Florida.
Have your views on Donald Trump changed after he started winning?
I honestly didn't think about him at all, just thought he was "Mr. New York" but I never thought he was as cool of a guy until I started getting reading into his campaign.
>>61145072
lol what a dummy
>>61146369
I would say to go ahead and make your video, since I'm going to be switching songs in-and-out for this particular segment, so it might be a while before I find the one that "clicks."
But yes, I will be using the Ground Zero interview.
>>61146595
I knew of him. I had no idea of his brilliance before the campaign started.
>>61146400
Don't link the tinfoil hat one, there's another interview that's just the interview.
>>61146595
I actually used to sort of dislike Trump because he didn't let Pen Jillette win at Celebrity Apprentice. I had no idea he had such a brilliant mind, my frame of reference was literally just Celebrity Apprentice.
>>61146646
Thanks Can't Stump, best of luck in your creation and your classes.
>>61146701
can you link me to that interview? I'll delete the tinfoil, I couldn't find the real interview
Why is the thread going so slow? Usually it's faster than this.
>Captcha: Select all hedgehogs
>>61146701
nevermind, wow, I don't know why it didn't come up in my first search
>>61145459
DONALD TRUMP IS
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
I would die for this man.
>>61145722
https://youtu.be/ioE_O7Lm0I4
Use this. The fanfare at the beginning makes it perfect and it's the right length. Highly recognizable and perfect for Trump's campaign as well.
>>61146595
My views as the campaign went along
>Oh shit Trump is joining the race eh? This'll be entertaining for sure. I want the GOP to win wouldn't it be funny if Trump won?
>Wow Trump comes off as a 4th grader, why are people buying into this
Looked into Trump some more and looked at who he actually was
>Based Trump taking on these neo-con goons piss them all off maybe someone will take your mantle who's electable
>Goddamn Trump is based, I hope he gets the nomination
>MAGA!
>>61146749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoYXihwcp8c
This one is much better, his response during the debate is literally the exact same as it was during this interview. He looks really visibly shaken even past his bravado.
>>61146786
Here you go >>61146917
And Can't Stump Guy!
>>61146646
>>61146646
>>61146646
>>61146646
>>61146646
This would fit really well when he's talking about the death and destruction during the debate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scmMJuT65Cs
>>61146956
Trump is a Hero.
>>61146956
What? There are no qualifications for President other than being 35 and beings a Natural Born Citizen and its like that for a reason so anyone can become President which is what the founders would have wanted instead of an democracy ruled solely by the political elite.
If I had to add one qualifier though it would be some military experience, either serving in the military or serving in some form of military administration (since presidents like FDR would obviously be unable to have become president) if only because CinC is the most important role of the President.
>>61146119
Trump hits Kasich at every debate and every other candidate was playing second fiddle to Trump last night - Kasich's comments on "we don't hate the rich, we want to be the rich" and the various times he said he agrees with him actually help Trump more than anything.
Christie can't recover from Rand's "well if you want ww3, here's your candidate" at the December debate. Rand and possibly Cruz are the only ones who still pose a threat to Trump. We'll have to wait till the first post-debate poll comes out to see if Cruz is still a contender; Shapiro's analysis that winning early is most important is spot-on unfortunately, but Cruz's comments on NY definitely made the rounds.
Tl;dr: we have to wait till the polls come out to see what the outcome of the debate actually was, but it should most probably lean in Trump's favor. Cruz is the only one who still poses a threat outside of a possible Rand rebound.
And of course, the debate on the 28th will have everyone come out all guns blazing. Trump is weak at debates but he shouldn't face anything as damaging as last night if he's careful.
if you ever see that carson shill posting the polls from october time again, reply with this.
>>61147322
Shapiro has a hate boner for Trump. Nothing he says about him is unbiased enough to take as truth.
>>61147448
Will do, thanks!
>>61147322
Trump was agreeing with Kaisch at the debate this time around but yeah he really isn't a blip on Trump's conquest
Also
>Trump is weak at debates
What
