>Rally 1/15/16 URBANDALE, IA
https://youtu.be/JzkbwR7uc1E (fox10)
https://youtu.be/y16Siw64ddk (NU)
>2nd tv ad
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/our-country-tv-spot
>1/15/16 Trump on Morning Joe
https://youtu.be/GL4KR8Jp_EU
>full GOP DEBATE
https://youtu.be/KjAnlMHYRRM
>Trump on Hannity post debate
https://youtu.be/NxJCm6Nzn_8
>Trump on Cavuto post debate
https://youtu.be/PYj8GWmiYsY
>Every Trump from the debate
https://youtu.be/ft2DhCVNy5k
>Trump stumps Cruz on New York Values
https://youtu.be/u44UqeUBphY
>Trump vs. Cruz on Canacuck status:
https://youtu.be/v9L-prXogME
>Trump vs. Jeb on muslim immigrants
https://youtu.be/QHiQXoe_iIE
>Trump on 2nd Amendment
https://youtu.be/kO7QXi8AExk
>We don't need a weak president
https://youtu.be/zYhtNM0irZ0#t=32
>Davi: Trump is the last hope for America
https://youtu.be/1eQRShYbQXI
>Trump - I am angry!
https://youtu.be/v2dNzmaekmU
>Prev Music/Fan/News clips
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
>Articles/Polls
http://pastebin.com/SHvCg06i
>Trump Videos/Documentaries
http://pastebin.com/ZQxNsYUK
>Rally replays
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
>Official Trump Jam (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g
>USA Anthem (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/j07HPFlbsPk
>Trump reading "The Snake" lyrics
https://youtu.be/V-NaN1ujo_0
>Johnny Rivers - The Snake
https://youtu.be/bAjo3xwr9sk
>Trump's appeal to evangelicals is real
https://archive.is/TuXif
>Byron York interview 1/13/16
https://archive.is/xx3Mg
>Betfair - Trump favorite to win
https://archive.is/nFjoc
>Like Ronald Reagan, I would inspire more voters.
https://archive.is/LB2lw
>Trump is getting stronger
https://archive.is/w5vOE
>Complete timeline of all of Trump's speeches and media appearances: http://trumpshow.info/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
prev: >>61120176
>Morning Joe amazed by Trump rally
https://youtu.be/9Yri0nLgIJQ
>Trump "I embrace NY values"
https://youtu.be/64dRcXLqxec
https://youtu.be/Xv5hFkExohw
>Katrina on Dobbs 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/7pzc2967YDI
>Eric Trump on FBN 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/jmsGEw11Uwg
>Black American stands up for Trump
https://youtu.be/VEe4GRqXx7Y
>Trump on MSNBC 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/wL4g5Zn9htk
>Fox&Friends 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/HVz-PLXJobw
>Trump on Fallon 1/11/16
https://youtu.be/-GBnxfTkICs
>Trump mock interview on Fallon
https://youtu.be/Xb7jWw5lft4
>Trump on Cavuto 1/12/16
https://youtu.be/futUqIXzHMQ
>Why Trump Will Be Next US President
https://youtu.be/kMXb60iQ_aM
>Morning Joe loves gun-free zones
https://youtu.be/i4H9_ySfuPw
>Trump on The Savage Nation 1-11-16
https://youtu.be/kOB3tyLdtzI
>Louis Farrakan agrees with Trump on rapefugees
https://youtu.be/6qROJZcQpac
>Birther Issue could actually cost Cruz Iowa
https://archive.is/tPHEQ
>Trump, the Antifragile
https://archive.is/zE9WJ
>What Bernie & The Donald portend
https://archive.is/YBi2L
>Stallone: I love Donald Trump
https://archive.is/QkPNw
>Time magazine: Donald Trump's Art of the Steal
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-trumps-art-of-the-steal
>Trump Rises
https://youtu.be/F6q2dV3nOuI
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP V11 - NO COATS EDITION
https://youtu.be/2Y_4aa8vhXw
>Trump Supporter video - Ep 1 - "Trump vs the Liberal Media"
https://youtu.be/pg22rjzYo4w
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 2 - "The Return to Greatness"
https://youtu.be/cr_fiq8dXhU
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://youtu.be/LmWOOrwDUug
>Scott Adams' Blog
http://blog.dilbert.com
DAILY REMINDER:
>CHECK THE SCHEDULE FOR REGISTRATION/PRIMARY DATES:
http://pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP
http://www.uselections.com/uselections/
DEADLINES TO REGISTER
http://www.diamondandsilkinc.com/deadline-to-switch-/register/
ABSENTEE BALLOT INFORMATION
http://www.longdistancevoter.org/forms#.VpU-muw8LCQ
IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, YOU NEED TO REGISTER TO VOTE AS A REPUBLICAN UNLESS YOUR STATE HAS AN OPEN PRIMARY
PARTY REGISTRATION DEADLINES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE.
IN ORDER TO PROPEL DONALD TRUMP INTO THE GENERAL ELECTION WE NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES.
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!
DONALD J TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 2016!
>REGISTER TO VOTE
https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
>HERES HOW TO REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN
https://www.register.gop
>For more information about when your state's primary or caucus is scheduled:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016#Schedule_of_primaries_and_caucuses
>State election deadlines to register/vote
https://www.usvotefoundation.org/vote/state-elections/state-election-dates-deadlines.htm
Other election info per state:
https://ballotpedia.org/Elections
>Primary Elections Explained
https://youtu.be/_95I_1rZiIs
POST OC, NEWS, LINKS, VIDS, AND TRUMP TALK!
LET'S MAKE AMERICA (AND /pol/) GREAT AGAIN!
>>61126456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhGgHjwZxU
save this for the next thread
>Donald Trump Presidential Announcement (w/intro by Ivanka Trump)
https://youtu.be/q_q61B-DyPk
Official site: https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
Candidate Positions https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
Complete timeline of all of Trump's speeches and media appearances: http://trumpshow.info/
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
https://youtu.be/1FJ6WYtLgbo
>Donald Trump Man Against Time
https://youtu.be/pGvPqdK8-mw
>Donald Trump's Christmas Book
https://youtu.be/bJecWvOTIT8
>The Savior of America
https://youtu.be/sjRckVN-6v4
>THIS IS A MOVEMENT
https://youtu.be/hbZoakVU2uo
>LEADERSHIP
https://youtu.be/TChKCN6SwQ4
>Trump's Make America Great Again
https://youtu.be/nKqCEuv5c6M
>TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL
https://youtu.be/4osI1p8-kG8
>TRUMP ADS
https://youtu.be/EttkeFlYV-Q (TV #1)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPvZ-1GhbP/ (Hillary and her friends)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_4w_6xGhfn/ (Obama Star Wars)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_FN2L3GhZi/ (Yeb supports Trump)
https://www.instagram.com/p/-bz5HWGhXZ/ (hillary cackles)
https://www.instagram.com/p/80rWSdGhT0/ (bernie the cuck)
https://www.instagram.com/p/75cfHhGhUv/ (yeb act of love)
>Making of Trump: Donald Trump's Quest for Power
https://youtu.be/kW7LCn5it-0
>Meet the Trumps 20/20 special
https://youtu.be/QzNefzeEDbc
>Mr Trump's 757
https://youtu.be/UZq3iCn2y74
>Trump on Citizen Kane
https://youtu.be/upC8pX3RY0A
>Donald Trump's Top 10 Rules for Success
https://youtu.be/izDpwadR6jA
>Donald Trump on Economic Recovery (1991)
https://youtu.be/Rksd80-FCAw
>25+ yr old interview with Trump
https://youtu.be/jbzTyhIv2B8
>Lifestory of Billionaire Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/Vo4IzHEIeJo
>DONALD TRUMP - NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/qPOvePioFF0
>>61126456
I'm a little disappointed about the Blaze numbers. Shouldn't have stopped voting until dawn.
RALLY TOMORROW
>Sat 1/16/16 11:30AM ET Portsmouth, NH
>Toyota of Portsmouth
http://www.c-span.org/video/?403253-1/donald-trump-campaign-event-portsmouth-new-hampshire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwKkIRYF4vM (RSB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPHpNto5vlg (NU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlWBYhcUSrE (LB)
trumporcruz.com
GET IN HERE AND VOTE
>>61126562
added
Reminder that if you're not trying to meme Trump/Webb into reality you're just un-American
>>61126456
Someone was saying Christie btfo Rubio last night. Did that happen and is there any video?
Just watched the debate. Trump confirmed for absolute madman
What's been the biggest crowd for a rally so far? Anything top the 21,000 in Dallas yet?
>>61126936
Mobile, AL got at least 30k
NO MOVEMENT TONIGHT
>4 Days until Trump's "Special Announcement"
>13 Days until the last pre-primary Debate
>17 Days until Iowa
>25 Days until New Hampshire
>188 Days until the GOP Nomination
>298 Days until the general election
>>61126910
It was something like Rubio trying to interrupt Krispy and Krispy went "You already had your turn Rubio and you fucked up" and it shut Rubio up and the crowd laughed.
>>61126936
I think Mobile still holds the mantle at 30,000.
>tfw no /comfy/ movement tonight
>>61127042
someone shoop christi's face on this
>>61126910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGkNRRVD4Y
YA BLEW IT
I'm guessing Trump just saw the Frank Luntz thing from lastnight where him and his audience said Cruz clearly won, he's going at him on Twitter now
>>61127034
>4 Days until Trump's "Special Announcement"
wat
Also: I have the camo hat
Guys when do I need to register to vote by? I'm a procrastinator and have never voted before.
>>61126562
I think we got the black vote, guys.
>>61127220
Right. Now.
>>61126562
that's a fucking shillary shirt you idiot
>>61127174
SHOTS FIRED
>>61126978
>>61127095
Dang, I think that was a rally that didn't even have 1 protester
>>61127257
Guess I can't vote for trump then.
>>61127209
Nobody knows what it is, some people think that Terry Branstad is going to endorse him, I doubt that but I don't know what else it could be.
>>61127174
Fucking Christie. That was so bad ass.
>>61126456
Trump's 757 looks comfy as fuck. He has a fucking silk bed custom made for him in there.
>>61127034
>4 Days until Trump's "Special Announcement"
w-what good it be??
>>61127258
It clearly says Hillary for Prison
>>61127308
Why? Registering to vote is fucking easy, bro.
>>61127347
>you will never take over a country from your aerial command centre
Who else likes to write note on their Trump stationary using a Trump pen, wearing a MAGA hat and sipping a delicious beverage from their Trump tumbler?
>>61127351
Most people think the governor of Iowa will endorse Trump publicly.
>>61127351
VP pick
>>61127351
Huckabee VP
Tom Woods and Lew Rockwell said great things about Trump! It's in this Bernie totally exposed video! The Colonel is Caught with his pants down!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GrcHgTNOuyo
>>61127499
It costs too much to import that shit but I've got a custom Trump mug on the way
>>61127258
who makes this fucking shit? ahahaha
>>61127526
That sounds like it. The governor was seen wearing a Trump hat while going hunting with Donald jr.
>>61127174
I gotta hand it to Christie, that was pretty fucking funny.
I used to like him until I learned how much of a RINO he is
>>61127258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGQCEwYIRg
>>61127570
Do people in the UK actually hate him?
>>61127499
I don't write but I do like to take a shower with my Trump body wash, apply a fresh layer of my Trump deodorant, then get cozy on my couch watching a Trump rally while occasionally spritzing my Trump cologne into the room.
>>61127553
>>61127553
I don't think it's the VP, I'm pretty sure that would give the republican party just the excuse they need to kick Trump out.
>>61127209
>Winterset, IA
>birthplace of John Wayne
>John Wayne's daughter introduces Trump in front of Duke statue
>Trump introduces either Greg Abbott or Jim Webb as VP
>crowd goes wild
>Clint Eastwood, Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold, Hulk Hogan and others show up for yuge photo op
>MAGA
>GOP and Democrats convert and surrender
>>61127323
>mfw he drops out and endorses Jeb
>>61127499
Are the Trump cups good quality? I was thinking of buying them Tbh.
O'Reilly said Christie would be a good VP
Y/N?
>>61127499
>not using Trump hairspray
>>61127641
The only thing people know about him here is what the papers say but,
The people I have talked to.. they say 'he is racist.. but.. I agree with him'
>>61127788
NO
Christie would lose the entire Dem vote Trump is trying to court.
>>61127788
>Christie
I hate the man.
>>61127642
I bought my dad that cologne, smells pretty good Tbh.
>>61127627
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>61127724
10/10 would watch replays over and over
>>61127553
Candidates don't pick VP's this early usually. They save that to garner some coverage later in the campaign.
I'm anticipating Trump will literally wait until 5 minutes after Hillary announces hers and then he'll put out the word he's making his announcement. It'll be someone amazing, and there'll be enough shittalking from the two of them to completely suffocate Hillary in that news cycle.
>>61127788
Absolutely not.
He should not pick any of the other candidates running.
Has anybody gotten an unstructured cap? How's it look in person?
>>61127788
Wouldn't lose my vote but Webb or Gov. Abbott would be much better picks
if anyone missed this
>1/12/16 Trump on Hannity Radio
https://youtu.be/yuAfFZ9HtKo
>>61127788
NONONO
We don't need a "Republican" fat faggot from NJ. That sounds like a disaster.
>>61127921
Did you get your dad Success, Empire, or the non-official Trump Cologne?
I have Success, I agree it smells pretty great. My friends expect it to be way more expensive than $20.
>>61127641
Not really. Leftie Reddit types obviously do but the main reaction is one of bemusement and amusement. Like it's such a quintessentially American thing that a guy like this is in the running to be Prez but at the same time we can't quite believe so many of you are going for it. Politics over here tends to be more stringent; Trump's "it's gonna be great " shit just wouldn't fly at all. People would rip it to bits. Shit like that is why we find American politics so entertaining.
>>61128051
I got him Success, Empire is expensive and kinda hard to find in my experience.
I bought the Success cologne on eBay and it came in time for Christmas. I also bought my mom Ivanka's perfume and she loves it, smells good.
>>61128051
All the amazon reviews say its shit
>>61126562
"I've got a hold of my state like Donald Trump"
Glorious
Fools at WP - Trump does not forget
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2016/01/15/donald-trump-has-nothing-left-to-gain-from-media-coverage/
>>61127774
Nice quality plastic. They are double walled and work well at keeping drinks cold. To keep the logo looking nice, they must be handwashed.
>>61128007
Meh. I don't like them desu.
The classic MAGA hats are iconic. The unstructured caps just look like any other baseball cap.
But, that is entirely my opinion.
>>61126456
any links to his views on wall st?
>>61128292
>nice quality
>can't handle the dishwasher
It's cheap chinese shit
alright, all pastebins updated to yesterday, OPs cleaned up a bit (the first two)
if you got new links, post them and i'll check/add them, especially if it's from today (news/etc)
>"no" to the Trump jam remixes
>>61128222
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>61128167
I couldn't find Empire either. In spite of Bezos being a cunt I went through Amazon. How's your dad like Success?
Good to know Ivanka knows class too.
>>61128176
Which? I couldn't find Empire on Amazon. I bought Success on Amazon and almost every review for the listing I bought was positive.
I didn't look at the non-official Trump Cologne because it's not listed as one of the scents on the website.
>>61128351
>dishwasher
1% pls go
>>61128226
fools
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2016/01/15/donald-trump-has-nothing-left-to-gain-from-media-coverage/
>>61128351
>to keep the logo looking nice
Any ink will run if you expose it to steaming hot water long enough you fucking idiot.
>>61126562
>that e40 fucking hit
Jesus I'm old, I can remember when that song came out.
this video should be the official trump reach-out to the youth.
That way we can procure even a handful of black voters who think that trump will make everyone rich.
>>61128349
>Face the nation 9/13/15
https://youtu.be/xHMt05yKGEM
>>61128549
>T-Trump can't gain supporters because we say so!!!
They running scared
>>61128421
>How's your dad like Success?
He doesn't wear cologne much but I have seen it used in the time he does. He's a Jebfag at the moment (still working on him) but he was actually surprised at the scent, he likes it better than the Giorgio Armani he usually uses.
I got him the cologne because it seemed like a perfect combination of a nice gift and a sort of joke to give to a Jebfag. He didn't even know Trump made a cologne.
>>61128483
Bullshit. My Reagan mug has been through the dish washer hundreds of time.
>>61126660
Voted!
>>61128478
Washington Post is confused. Trump's support keeps going up even though they're not reporting him as much.
Little do they know it is /pol/ who now wields the meme magic, not them.
hmm.. should i get trump winter hat or hoodie
>events hat
>odds hoodie
>>61128824
hat it is
Anybody have the Trump "Winter Hat?"
Is the logo silkscreened on?
>pick your trump waifu
>>61127724
my body is ready for this
>>61128869
tiffany's my trumpfu
>you sick pedo
>>61128748
We're talking about different materials. Your Reagan mug is glass, the logo was probably done in something metallic. It can still be damaged by the hot water but the damage is more likely to be chips.
Trump's cup is not a glass mug. It's a plastic cup you're meant to put cold liquids in. You can't put metal on plastic without making the plastic cup fall over while empty, so it had to be inked on.
Fuck this is not rocket science.
>source: handle promotions for 2 TV stations
>>61128869
The youngest one looks like Ted Cruz
>>61128867
i'm about to get it
>>61128897
Trump standing with Rocky, Clint and Tyson is all that's needed to have the most elite, alpha candidate in history.
Reactions on my fb about the Trump jam
let's have some good ol' laughs at the memories /pol/
https://youtu.be/dDmb4pd3VNQ
>>61128869
It's hilarious seeing liberals throw out the Hitler card like machine gun fire after that, like they literally try fucking anything to stump him.
If those girls were there for Shillary they would be silent. It was kinda wierd but a nice fun little addition to the rally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOtGr1JFCnE
>>61128910
the fuck is wrong with her upper lip.
>>61128869
I like the mini-Cruz one. The irony just makes me laugh
>>61129171
>kinda weird
nigga, that was fucking insane
>>61128869
I claim Katrina
>>61128351
Made in the USA you vapid cunt.
>>61129148
Red pill them all, anon
>>61128985
Sweet!
>>61129339
Hats are, cups are made in china
>Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father...
Trump confirmed for incest
>>61129545
Ireland confirmed for homosexual.
>>61128869
The two brunette ones are cute but the blonde girl looks like something you'd see on a malicious video tape in a 1980s trailer park.
Anyone sort of concerned with how hard the reddit fags shill bernie? Like it or not reddit is one of the top ten website in the U.S. by traffic and their faggot fucking shilling is going to influence all the people who visit that site.
>>61128419
It's a fake tweet.
>>61129508
No they're not
>>61129508
Complete and utter bullshit anon. The same California factory that makes Trump's golf course promotional items are making them for his campaign. They make more than hats, you cuck.
What will be trump's SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
>>61129545
>implying you wouldn't
Fag
>>61128222
>Not verified
>>61129351
Somebody already posted the Obama video. If they still talk shit on it after seeing that the left did it too, then they are just dumb cunts.
>>61129662
His plans to make anime real.
>>61129662
He's going to announce that the USA Freedom Kids will kick off every rally from now on.
>>61128869
the blond qt in the audience in the top left area who's biting her lip
>>61129662
Not Branstad.
just ordered pic related.
Will look used and beaten by the time he's elected. As it should be. And I'm going to order another one for my mom's birthday. Probably the gold and white one.
>>61129820
>>61128869
this one, right? She's who I want
>that Trump milf
>>61129662
He thanks /pol/ for their support and names us his official Super PAC.
>>61129508
Say again friend?
good times
>mfw winter has been too mild for winter hats
>>61129892
>names a bunch of NEETs his official Super PAC
At least he won't go back on his word of self funding.
>>61129892
>his official Super PAC
lost
>>61129508
Why you gotta lie man? C'mon.
>>61129892
>>61129156
this video is gold
I'm not even 1/2 way through and I've laughed so hard. I forgot about half of these moments.
>>61129911
I just wore that hat for the first time today. Pretty comfy.
>>61129892
He names me his Minister of Propaganda and Public Enlightenment.
>>61129508
You asking for a schlonging son?
here we go
>>61129662
Probably the governor endorsement, but I hope its something cooler. Would it be a special announcement if it was something so benign? I think he would make it a normal rally.
Special announcement is going to be something cool as hell I bet.
>>61130041
Looks like you just got reverse-schlonged.
>>61130037
THIS
please get premiere once you're following Trump around full time, our God Emperor deserves more than iMovie you absolute madman
>>61130023
How is the logo done? Printed on or embroidered?
>>61129892
I didn't know PAC standed for President Autism Connections
>>61129148
>creepy
>scary
What is wrong with these people? I remember in 4th grade one of my friends was a girl who belonged to a group like this, some local song and dance program where they would rehearse and perform. This stuff has been going on forever and is a normal activity. Beats them sitting at home watching cartoons all day.
>>61130227
Embroidered.
>>61130248
It's Trump. They hate him because it's hip and fashionable.
Most of those posters probably aren't even 20.
>>61127174
Kek, that was breddy gud
>>61130286
NIce, will order now
>>61130037
I vote that you start a little gofundme once Trump gets the nom and we buy you adobe premiere or something. You're gonna need it for the 8 years of Trump vids you're going to be making.
>>61129892
>>61129989
>>61130037
there is only one right answer
Just a reminder that the event tomorrow is a 3rd party event. A former Republican Senator is holding a series of "talk to the folks" opportunities, giving multiple GOP candidates a turn, etc.
It's not a rally, nor is it a Trump event.
It's a BBQ, where folks in NH get to meet Trump.
/inb4 small crowd / no stadium / general wankery.
>tfw i realized that trump probably has someone on his payroll that is a 10/10 girl that follows his staff and her only job, her singular duty is wringing every ounce of cummies out of the don's balls by any means necessary
>>61130286
fancy
>>61129872
not what I had in mind but to each his own
>>61130099
Getting an endorsement from the longest serving governor in the history of the US isn't a benign thing. If Branstad did endorse Trump he would give Trump the state.
>>61130453
HIDE OBVIOUS SHILLS
FILTER OBVIOUS SHILLS
IGNORE OBVIOUS SHILLS
>>61130453
>Faggot shill stealing Trump OP trip and posting fake Trump hats
Guess who just got reported and filtered?
http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-hat-china/
>>61130453
u srs kid
>>61130453
and filtered
>>61129148
Liberals have fucking ZERO self-awareness. It's literally a mental illness.
>>61130453
>Bernie shill making a misleading graphic when Trump's authentic hats are all American-made
>while Bernie is getting schlonged by Hilldog's superdelegates
>but Bernie's still raking in the dough from retarded liberals raking in autism bucks
he'll be fine
Trump is a cuck.
>>61130424
>>61130345
Here is an image to serve as proof before some shill says it isn't.
>>61130453
> not real General OP
> proven fake
http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-hat-china/
Thinking of applying Trump's snake parable, at least in Volume 12, to Ted Cruz. I think it fits almost perfectly, with the only difference being Trump stumping the snake before it bites him.
And if I had a better editing system, I'd make a Trump-Cruz parody of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_YozYt8l-g&spfreload=10
>You were my Vice-President, TED!
>>61130453
Really? That lame shit again?
Bernie must be completely desperate at this point.
>http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-hat-china/
>>61130453
Pig liar
>>61130696
That looks damn good.
>>61127308
You can register through a fucking app!
>>61130293
Yeah they are all college seniors and recent graduates. It's crazy that wanting to control the border and temporally stop Muslim immigration to prevent any terrorists from entering the country is somehow seen as unacceptable and racist.
>>61130772
>even snopes: the internet's fact* checker realizes Trump right on this
yowza
>>61127969
>>61127666
>>61127563
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>>61129560
>>61130795
God damn that's a nice hat.
>>61130696
>>61130799
glad i bought it
anyone have the hoodie?
>>61130870
I do. I bet Jeb does too.
>>61129989
This is fake, isn't it.
>>61130724
Like I said, if you do some kind of crowd funding thing this year and post a vid on your channel with a link in the description (se we know it's you) you could easily raise a few hundred dollars to get some real software. Especially if you do it as kind of Birthday thing (whenever that is) I know I'd donate.
>>61130935
lel
is it thick? warm?
>>61130941
You serious?
>>61131021
I'm not sure if there are heavier ones, but the one I got is more for a cool spring day instead of a freezing winter. Although I like to wear it under a bigger jacket so when I'm in a warmer room, people can see the jacket still.
https://youtu.be/bme6oiddf7o
>>61131122
cool, i need a lighter hoodie, i got a really thick one that doubles as a "mild winter" jacket
>>61126456
>https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN TO NAZI LOLI VIDEO
THE FUCKING THING WENT VIRAL AS FUCK AND LOOK AT THE DISLIKE BAR
SOMEONE MUST HAVE COVERED THIS ON TV OR SOMETHING
ALSO THESE FUCKING COMMENTS DO THESE ASSHOLE KNOW THEY ARE TALKING A SHIT ABOUT CHILDREN I MEAN THEY ARE FUCKING KIDS
>>61130842
While I agree that Mattis would be an absolute god tier pick, I meant that announcing a VP before he's the nominee could give the GOP reason to kick him out of the process.
>>61131118
Looks like an abo
>>61131139
YES
>>61131209
Salon happened to it.
>>61131209
welcome to the life of liberal cognitive dissonance
>when obama did it, it's cute and "wow these kids are smart"
>when Trump does it OMG FUCKING GOD NAZIS RACISS PEDOS
So is Mika totally and officially riding the Trump Train? I have never seen her so excited
>>61131267
>Salon
IMPLYING THEY HAVE 2 MILLION LEFT WING NIGGER WHO ACTUALLY READ THAT SHIT
THEY DON'T GET THAT MANY HITS.
>>61128051
haha what in the fuck. this shit's real? >the god king's scent
>>61127220
Some states allow you to register on the day of the election, but I wouldn't risk it.
Use Google to find your state's registration form. Print it, fill it out, and mail it in.
You can go to the post office to buy a single stamp if you don't have any.
Super easy. Do it now.
>>61131316
>mfw Trump is elected
>>61131373
No, but the fuckers on Twitter spread it.
>>61131339
Her daughter is riding the Trump train hard.
>>61127724
Fun Fact: John Wayne smoked six packs a day. If he slept eight hours per day, that means he smoked a cigarette every eight minutes.
>>61131339
She knows that she shouldn't like Trump, but every story makes him seem more alpha and gets her wetter for Trump.
>>61131339
>Those bruised knees
You know where she has been. Haha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKXX3715-zg
>>61131453
holy shit that's mika's daughter? that's some brazzers shit. mommyteachmehowtoridethetrumptrain.jpg
>>61131209
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER
This ist the most disliked video i have seen in my lifetime.
I enjoyed the thought that Trump might be the savior of the white race but this is a major setback.
>>61131339
If you saw the latest interview with Trump after the debate, she couldn't keep from being giddy while Trump was there.
>>61131462
>>61131515
classic
>>61130992
I've been extremely tempted to do one of those, whether it be a GoFundMe or a Patreon.
But idk. I'd feel guilty for surrendering to the Shekel just to improve the quality of what is essentially shit-posting in video form. We'll see.
Although I did purchase a microphone a few days ago. I might as well turn my channel into one large Trump propaganda channel.
>Mfw I begin the Stump! Cast and book Yeb for my first guest.
>>61131444
IT IS ALWAYS FUNNY THOUGH TO SEE REALITY COMPARED TO THE INTERNET
REDDIT GETS 2K UP VOTES ON SOME BLM MATTERS RALLY BULLSHIT
THEY WERE SO PUMPED THINKING THAT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL SHOW UP AROUND THE COUNTRY. LIKE SOME HOW UP AND DOWN VOTE BARS MATTER AND SHAPE THE REAL WORLD.
THEY HAVE THE RALLY, AND THEY WERE CONFUSED HOW OUT OF A COUNTRY OF 300 MILLION PEOPLE ONLY LIKE 2K SHOW UP.
FOR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY COULD NOT UNDERSTAND THE LOGIC OF PEOPLE NOT LIKE NIGGERS IN THE REAL WORLD COMPARED TO THE CIRCLE JERK
>>61131455
ever been around a chainsmoker? they barely smoke half a cig before they start the next one, i'd say total they smoke 1/3-1/2 of what they burn
>>61131547
If its any consolation, progressives are quickly becoming the most disliked group of people in the United States.
And I'm willing to wager that a lot of those people that disliked it are either A) Underage Bernie People who are jealous that they weren't able to be on that stage and/or B) Balding liberal manlets.
A E S T H E T I C W A L L
>>61126776
Webb needs to fuck off into retirement
>>61131613
just pirate it
also, that it is basically shitposting and not serious probably makes it better
>>61130935
>>61130870
>I bet Jeb does too
Eat your heart out, Zuckerberg.
>>61126776
Fuck off with Webb already
>almost 13 million views on facebook
LOL
>>61131339
Yes, watch the latest Morning Joe. She has a bet with a coworker for months that Trump wins the nomination.
>>61131613
I've pirated all of the Adobe Creative Suite and can help you do this quickly if you're on Windows. If you're not on Windows I could still help a /pol/ack out. I follow you on Twitter and sub on youtube, if you're interested I'll reach out on one of those.
>>61131719
this, people who watched it and enjoyed/liked it probably wouldnt even have youtube accounts, they'd just share the links through email or some other way
>>61131794
Nice!
>>61131613
Nah dude Content Creators who hold content hostage unless you gib to their Patreon is what is cancer.
GoFundMe's have a set date from start to finish and once it's done it's done. Your last vid has 2,538 likes and 57,782 views. If even half those people donated 1 dollar you'd get $1269
Hell if even HALF of THEM donated $1 you'd get $634. That's enough to get the top of the line Adobe Cs6 shit.
I wouldn't feel guilty donating to you, so you shouldn't feel guilty accepting it tbqh
>>61128910
She looks painted my dude too much make down
>>61130724
www. jew book.com/YourEdm/videos/973128276128195/
EDM mix of Trump Kids
>>61131794
>>61131613
Also: what the other anons said. Just pirate stuff. If it's for the Trump war effort The God Emperor would forgive you.
>>61131910
>paying for software
>>61127174
We are very fortunate to have Trump and Christie in the same race. We have an apt comparison and contrast of both states.
>>61131910
Why has no one photoshopped cum on this picture yet.
>>61132029
Shutup Argentina you've been shitposting in the Trump Generals all day.
>>61131339
I really want to fuck Mika
>>61132109
There are many Argentinians
>>61131209
>liberals claim that this is child abuse
>proceed to ridicule and humiliate the girls in the comment sections for everyone to see
Liberals are the scum of the Earth
>>61131962
>Don't lie, cheat or steal and don't tolerate those who do.
Someone needs to re-read Crippled America.
>>61132109
>paying for software just to make shit post meme videos
no really.
>>61131836
>if she wins she gets a new truck
>>61132109
>>61132146
>all foreigners are the same
I'm guilty of this too, but this Argentinian is a good one. He called a shill out way earlier in this thread.
Yes, there are bad posters from Argentina. Yes, there are bad posters from Australia. There's still good posters from these places. Always click the ID and see if they've spouted something ignorant elsewhere in the thread.
>>61131854
Not the Can't Stump anon, but I wouldn't mind your help on getting Adobe Creative Suite. Would you mind?
>>61131339
https://youtu.be/9Yri0nLgIJQ
>>61131918
u talking shit bout my trumpfu brah?
>>61132186
Nigger he got re-tweeted by Trump himself. You think this is a mother-fucking game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc7j5myztgI
STUPID FUCKING MIC
>>61132214
>Australia
>good posters
You almost had me.
>>61132172
>downloading files is the same as stealing physical items
>>61132228
If you pirate things at all you can get CS5 through thethingy on TPB. Fast downloads, easy installs, no trickery or jewry. I'd volunteer to talk you through it but I don't have an easy way to get in touch with you like I do Can't Stump.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/688190779773210626
>>61131515
I feel like Donald Trump is the epitome of vaporwave. He is exactly the kind of mid-eighties businessman that created that aesthetic. He would be our first (and maybe only) chance at a vaporwave administration.
>>61132383
There are two Trump loving Australians who post during Late Night Editions vs one Trump hating Australian who shills for Yeb. I'm always the first one to insult the decent Australians, thinking they're the bad ones.
It makes our international allies lose respect for Trump.
>>61132257
>>61132257
Posting more Hot Mika:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd4KBnIPHOk
She BTFO the DNC chair and defended him here
>>61132391
>you can get CS5 through thethingy on TPB
If it is that easy I think I can handle it. Even though I would love to talk to you anon :3
>>61127788
No
Chistrie is almost as bad a choice as Yeb
>>61129662
He is going to announce that he secretly has a twin brother, which is why it seems like he never sleeps. Trump/Trump ticket confirmed.
