http://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
DOW DOWN 200 IN PRE MARKET
EXTREME FEAR
OIL CRASHING
THIS IS THE BIG ONE BOYS
WE OPEN AT 930AM
>>61071388
>>61071514
>>61071566
Fuck oFF
HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR DEATH. OH PLEASE GOD WAKE ME.
Crude under 30$
Prepare for crash!
>>61071602
I was giving you a cheeky bump to your thread. I was going to productively participate in your thread once it picks up the pace. Don't be so quick to anger, friend.
>>61071327
come back when its 2k points dumbass
>>61071736
lol
>>61071736
lol
>>61071736
Lol
>>61071736
lol
we /hivemind/ now
lol
>>61071327
is this bad for america?
>>61071736
lol
lollo.
>>61071736
lol
>>61071388
Lol
>>61071908
It should affect your imports and your cheap outsourced labour, I don't know to what extent though.
Look at this international effort of shitposting with zero contribution at all to the topic at hand. Brings a tear of joy to my eye.
>tfw (you)'s are being handed out ez
hey fags stop saying lol
>>61071327
Remember how the world's finances were supposed to completely crash last September? Remember how they didn't?
Happeningfags will be BTFO for the 564365th time.
>>61071736
lol
>>61072011
Sorry, disregard this, I was thinking of China's slump in regards to the USA. Typically the stocks reflect the state of the economy. If they're bad, shit's fucked.
>>61072055
>COQC4ank
>cockdank
emergency dank id detected
lol
Fucking hell. When the happeninfags finally get a happening they ruin the thread with cancerous shitposting.
loll
lol
(I spelled it backwards)
Deal with it
>>61071908
lol
I've got gold, will trade for bitcoin.
>>61071736
lol
>>61071908
jej
>>61071327
Low oil prices are very good for the economy. Fuck off subhuman happeningfags you are cancer
>>61072174
This ain't runescape kiddo..
>>61071736
lol
lol
>>61071327
NOT A HAPPENING. STOP WASTING PEOPLE TIME WITH THE STOCK MARKET. THE HAPPENINGS ARE WHAT HAPPENS AS A RESULT OF THE ECONOMY, NOT THE ECONOMY ITSELF. ONLY CALL DEATH AND DESTRUCTION HAPPENINGS.
>>61072201
>Be Greek
>Give economic advice
>>61072101
Wages in America have been stuck for almost 40 years.
All stock market fluctuations amount to are rich investment fucks losing gambling money, and poorly invested 401ks getting hurt and pension funds getting fucked that shouldn't have been playing the market to begin with.
Came here to post lol
So here goes.
Lol
>>61072056
lel
>>61072201
>Greek economist
Wew lads.
>>61071736
lol
>>61072262
And a lot of wealth destruction.
>>61071736
lol
[spoiler]this is 4chan in it's purest form, just enjoy it.[/spoiler]
>>61072272
>>61072288
I am actually an economist with a degree. Cry harder morons
olo
BLACK FRIDAY
laughing out loud
>>61072315
>And a lot of wealth destruction.
Of people who primarily have the money to lose, and in fact were simply caught gambling on the markets.
kek.
>>61071736
el oh el
>>61071736
llllleeeeellllll
lol
finally it's all over, from now the world will burn
lol
>>61072338
>greek intellectual
lol
>>61072132
Threads don't slide themselves.
lol
[spoiler]lol[spoiler]
Oil
YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW
LET'S SEE HOW FUNNY THIS WILL BE WHEN YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS ARE EMPTY
thanks for the bumps
>>61072446
I'm so sorry about this.
>>61072435
Fuck off Amerimongrel nigger
>>61071736
lol
>>61071736
LOL
>>61071736
And this is how it's ends, with an Aussie shit post
>>61072338
>I am actually an economist with a degree.
So is Varoufakis or whatever.
If anything, people with degrees in economy know less about economy than most others.
>>61072486
lol
>>61072338
Great job, how's that working out for you?
>>61072486
IT'S ALREADY UNDER 16000
YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED
NOW SLEEP
>>61072057
September is when if you were smart you have started to devest yourself from the market. The happening came true instead of the Jewish new years it was the Goy calendar. Still fucking happening.
>>61071736
lol
Excellent discussion about markets crashing. keep it up, lads.
>>61072446
lol
>>61071693
It's down 200 before even opening.
Reaching 2k will be no problems if they don't close down the stock exchange. When they open it will crash harder then fuck.
>>61072575
Still looking for a job relevant to my degree. For now I work at my dad's store...
>>61072600
lol
>>61072446
lol
>>61072446
Jokes on you, i don't even have a bank account
lol
>>61072492
Heh
>>61072201
Pay yuor fucking denbts
>>61072649
That's kind of relevant, isn't it? Surely you can manage the store's finances and whatnot, no?
>>61072523
This actually true. I had to explain to a person with a masters in economics how fiat currency works. I shit you not.
>>61072649
Is your first name Denbts?
>>61072338
>economist with a degree
that's like someone saying they have a climatology degree
they can pull shit out of their ass all they want
be wrong 100% of the time
and still be a huge success in their field
>>61072683
Its either an invasion or no payment
lol
>>61072719
>>61072742
Stop bullying I am out of here :_:
Who else /lol/ here?
Russia
652.08 -40.91
-5.90%
>>61072826
I'm trying to help you and talk with you, friend.
>>61072826
lol
>>61072847
L O L
>>61071327
This happens every 6-8 years, you dipshit.
REPORT ALL LOL POSTS
MODS
O
D
S
>>61072641
Down 300 now
>>61072829
Me because I have 1.2 bitcoin. I'm safe for the future
holy fuck it breached the mythical 16k barrier, IT BREACHED IT FUCKING YES.
ITS HAPPENING
>>61072804
But that's not true. That's like saying a prosecutor with a 0% conviction rate is successful.
>>61072826
Sorry, first name Pay, lat name Denbts.
I love greek yogurt btw
>>61072901
noob. i have 129 bitcoins
It's just a recession, Goddamnit.
>>61072867
lol
>>61071327
How the cunting buggerfuck do you take advantage of these oil changes in price. It was goddam 120 dollars a barrel at one point.
Surely if fucking oil is changing in price something will happen at some point that will be big.
>>61072902
I hasn't been below 16k since the beginning of 2014. Strange days have found us.
>>61071736
lol
>>61072969
>not having sold them when they were at peak
why
>>61072971
>its just a recession
>nothing to see here
k
>>61072971
lol its gonna be comfy as
>>61072906
nah they'd get fired
an economist/ climate scientist would just tweek their model and swear that they have it right this time
>>61072847
>>61072859
Russia
651.03 -41.96
-6.05%
>>61071327
>-300
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>61073022
L O L
>>61073004
i like to stay rich
>>61071908
This is good for Trump which is ultimately good for America.
>>61072901
>>61072969
>buttcoins
lol
Its still falling after 16k, jesus fuck this is awesome.
히히히히히히히
>>61071736
lol
>>61071736
l0l
>>61071736
lol
>>61073013
It happened around 2002 and 2009, see a patern, Heinrich?
>>61073004
He bought them at 800$ i guess
>>61071327
lol
ﾜﾛﾀww
>>61073015
Not if he expected to keep his job
>>61072446
HAHAHAHAH
R O F L
O
F
L
How long til the market opens?
>>61073174
That's exactly how I feel too. Good time to scoop everything up I'd reckon.
I'm no Greek economists though.
>>61072906
If he's prosecuting Hillary he's doing his job right.
>>61073272
About 55 minutes
>>61072201
not for western nations. america, the uk, canada,\
its killing the oil industry here and that is kinda making any opec nation public enemy number one even if they are a ally
war with the saudis should correct this fast. they stop production because we say so after that
>>61073174
>Since then america used QE and are killing the currency also increasing dbts which is over 20 TRILLION dollars
america will never recover
i see the pattern cuk
>>61073015
pretty much.
while they may have knowledge to give a better educated opinion than most, it is simply their opinion. they are fortune tellers.
>>61073077
you still think bitcoins have a future? looks pretty ded to me
>>61073179
lmao I feel sorry for the people that bought loads of them at peak, I remember seeing a live feed of thousands of bitcoins being sold at once
CHECK MY REPEATING DIGITS FAGGOTS
>>61073348
you still think US dollars or any other currency have a future? looks pretty ded to me
>>61073213
if that was true economists across the country would have been canned when the 2007/2008 crash happened
and you can't find a climate model from a decade or 2 or 3 ago that was correct
>>61073382
rekt
I'm sure it'll be fine.
>>61073382
>33
Fucking GET LOL
olo
>>61073382
lol
>>61073416
lol i saw this fucker on an informercial this morning, what a faggot.
>>61073469
What's so bad about him? He looks like an upstanding citizen
Still here OP?
>Nothing happening
>people freak the fuck out and panic
>it actually happens
>we just shitpost
lol
lolo
I don't know why all you fuckers are panicing, perfect time to buy cheap stock.
>>61073469
How dare you?
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!
You in Wichita so I can beat your fucking ass?
>>61071327
OP? OP? OOOOPPPP? u there?
lol
>>61073527
>>61073469
Most of my assets are in metals anyway so w/e.
Its not a question about if it happens but when. With a FIAT system it ALWAYS happens eventually.
Don't believe me? Fine, i don't really care. Have fun being bail-in'd
>>61073605
There's a reason it is cheap.
>>61073605
not til 1,400 on the SP 500
>>61072492
Why would you lie on the internet
>>61073578
this lol
>>61073578
the boy who cried wolf
lol
>>61073397
Still more alive than bitcoins, bitcoins are barely being implemented anywhere
>>61073629
>koJeb
Meme magic is real
>>61073641
It will recover somewhat, remember 2008?
>>61073625
>>61073469
Need blackup fellow wichata nigger?
>>61071327
Fuck the Arabs I hope they burn in hell. Fuck the stock market, it has about as much relevance to the average Joe as Trumps bathroom fittings. They can all burn too.
LOiL
It's not "crashing". It's probably just leveling out back to normal. Mild recession.
Thanks, Obama!
lol
>>61073689
Yeah, but I think there will a greater fall yet. It's probably best to wait until the stocks go even lower, and then buy.
>>61073668
I used to feel sorry for the bitcoin cult. But not anymore, they spammed bitcoin in the last market happening threads and now look at it. Buttcoin is eating dick this morning.
>>61073694
Naah I'm straight.
Where you stay at? West side here.
Don't worry /pol/, the market won't crash unless I get dubs. But that won't happen, as my singles will protect the DOW.
You're all just fear mongering
>>61073759
I agree, the crash has barely started.
45 MINUTES UNTIL BLAST OFF
>>61072446
I've invested heavily in gold which I've buried in secret locations
>>61072988
yeah it's nice dood I got a shitty honda it fills up with like $15 I spend the rest on soma
>>61073689
ummm this in no way compares to 2008
we went from 1600 down to 660
>>61073866
But you have the brain of a squirrel and forgot the locations.
>>61072446
No money here so it will be fun to see yours lives destroyed in s few minutes
>>61073894
>2008
>2016
>apples
>oranges
DAX IN FREE FALL
>>61072101
Wrong. You never took econ 101
>>61072446
I have $550 in cash on me.
Withdraw the rest of my account when?
Down to 15950.
SELL EVERYTHING
CRASH IMMEDIATE
>>61073983
WTFFFFFFF
?!?!??!?!?ß
we were over 11k
>>61073983
nuoh my god
>>61072262
Stfu retard. 3.5 trillion in global equities has evaporated. This has a lot of potential
>>61074024
negro, you said you lived in Wichita, what high school? West class of 2006 here
>>61072285
>>61074014
I'm more a finance man than economics tbph
CHINA REKKTTT !!!!
hitting 2.8k
its literally happening
>>61074043
where did you get that info, market hasn't opened yet?
>>61074117
FUCK WRONG PC
Doubles say the DOW gets rekt
>>61073983
LOLOLOLOLOL
>>61073902
I've always liked nuts anyway. Especially cashews
IT'S NOT A LOSS UNTIL YOU SELL
UNTIL YOU SELL
OH FUCK NVM SELL SELL SELL
>>61073983
dat bounce tho
>>61072446
>he doesn't invest in high grade muni bonds
>>61074199
I like you.
DOW ALMOST DOWN 3 PERCENT OH FUCK
>>61074199
Cashews are God-tier. Macadamias too.
>>61074135
"futures" which is what the big money people trade, are active from sunday evening til friday afternoon
Aussie markets didn't really change today
>>61074160
HNNNNNGGGGH
>its getting closer to 15.9
holy kek.
>>61074277
WTF IS HAPPENING
ITS OVER?
THANK YOU BASED CRASHI CHAN
>>61074263
Who the fuck cares about trading koalas and kangaroos?
>>61074244
I like you too ameribro. Who needs money when you can sit in a tree with cashews and watch the world burn?
>>61074247
The protection will kick in, the Fed will start buying shit left and right and your market will close a few points down, rinse and repeat.
>>61074251
Pine nuts are also very good
>>61074328
lol
lol
>inb4 pil
>>61071327
lol
>>61074390
POO
>>61074277
brehs...
>>61071327
WE ARE OVER 400
>>61074364
Ya mum likes my nuts the best lol
>>61074364
Agreed. I'm also partial to pistachios.
>>61074390
POO
>>61074328
we export a heap of shit we dig out the ground, china sometimes cares.
honestly tho your right, no gives a shit.
I HAVE 20k IN MY BROKERAGE ACCOUNT
WHAT DO LADS
DO I WAIT
DO I BUY
>>61074390
POO IN LOOL
FALLOUT FRIDAY
>-400
>>61074390
t. mohinder pooinloo
>>61074390
DESIGNATE
E
STREET
I
GO POO POO
N
A
THE POO GOES IN THE LOO
E
>>61074484
High quality bonds
>>61074482
I like being irrelevant tbph. Once China's economy dies, we'll be even more irrelevant again.
>>61074331
>>61074482
What the fuck is going on today?!?!?!?
It's like the closer we come to destruction, the closer we come to each other.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NEW lol MEME
>>61074484
HOCKERS AND GUNS
>>61074567
mfw comfy government job and hopefully property price crash because chinks cant buy houses anymore
>>61074327
no its down 356 points now not just 200. markets not even open yet. use the link germany.
got like 30 more minutes until the fed tries damage control. but companies offloading shares can be a bit much to handle with the volume and all
>>61074222
>tfw I sold three weeks ago
IT DROPPED BELOW 15.9 HOLY FUCK.
lol
economy going into the shitter
>lol
BUY $UVXY AND $DWTI
short the market my niggas
>>61074484
Metals.
>>61074574
we need to stay strong brother. be strong for the family.
>>61072446
lol
So who is
>going to the store and buying all the food if it drops to 5%
here?
>>61074588
lol
pol
Post yfw it's literally happening
>>61074484
A white President
>>61072446
i don't even have a bank account
lol
>>61074711
Man I worked 10 days in a row after Christmas and got a fat ass check today. Imma buy the store out
lol u just got punkd
>>61074328
Most of the world's markets stocks (including Apple, etc.) are held in a system called Computershare. It's an Aussie system developed by a Melbourne-based company.
All your stocks are belong to us.
>>61074484
BUY $UVXY
AND LOTS OF GOLD
>>61071327
God damn the futures are down 400 points
http://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
It's going to be a ROUGH day; I'm so glad I sold earlier on Monday and went to a cash/bond position :^)
ID closest to cuck gets their country stuffed with refugees.
Scared /pol/?
