GET COMFY LADS
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/01/05/business/international/stocks-asia-markets-china.html?referer=
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSL3N14O1PZ20160104
>* Trading halted as CSI300 slumps 7 pct, circuit breakers hit
>* Two surveys point to shrinking China factory activity
>* Investors worry about a glut of share supplies
>* Further losses in yuan add to uncertainty
>SHANGHAI, Jan 4 Chinese stock markets tumbled 7 percent in their opening session of 2016 on Monday as weak factory activity surveys and falls in the yuan added to concerns about the struggling economy, forcing exchanges to suspend trade for the first time.
>Early losses quickly snowballed in the afternoon, with trading suspended around 0530 GMT, about 90 minutes before the regular close.
Selling intensified after a brief 15-minute trading halt early in the afternoon when main indexes had shed 5 percent, and activity in Shanghai and Shenzhen was halted for the day soon after.
It was the first day that the >China markets so-called "circuit breakers", intended to curb volatility, had been in effect.
>The blue-chip CSI300 index .CSI300 ended down 7 percent at 3,470.41 points, while the Shanghai Composite Index lost 6.9 percent to 3,296.66.
Hong Kong's Hang Seng Index was pulled down 3 percent in response.
>A private survey early in the day showed China's factory activity contracted for the 10th straight month in December, and at a sharper pace than in November.
An official survey on Friday, which focuses on larger, state-owned firms, showed a fifth month of contraction, though a pick-up in the services sector could cushion the impact on the broader economy.
Investors also dumped stocks ahead of the imminent expiration of a share sales ban on listed companies' major shareholders, which had been imposed during the market crash last summer
Tell me internet stranger, what does this mean for me in 'merica?
>>60019221
world domination
REMINDER THAT SHIT IS FUCKING UP
>>60019067
FFS MODS MAKE IT STICKY
post yfw the CIA is probably behind this
>>60019221
It means that Economic Crisis 2: Electric Boogaloo is Soon
>>60019067
SHOULD I EVEN GO INTO WORK OR TELL MY BOSS ITS HAPPENING AND QUIT? WHAT DO
>>60019289
What manner of boogaloo should I be expecting? I know shit all about economics?
>>60019277
>77
lucky 7 dubs - CIA is behind all this! Confirmed!
>>60019253
>MERVAL
>Argentina
>>60019253
>Merval
Reminder that Argentina can't crash because we voted for Trump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te_GvaUIT4s
>>60019336
Expect looting, chimpouts and shit to be a blaze if that happens
what is happening?! why now?! why the delay to [current year + 1]?! where were the signs?!
>>60019067
>Trading halted
Why is China so fucking annoying
Every single time they start to crash, they do some sort of ass pull to pretend like everything is okay
>>60019221
You are lucky that we are allies.
Everyone predicted that China would surpass the US and look what is happening instead.
Hehe China will be the first economy to crash.
The Japanese should sit back...get comfy...and enjoy the Chinese people turn on itself as their economy burns into the ground.
>>60019277
trips
>its a happening thread
>>60019067
How do I profit from a market crash?
forgot how to cross link ffs
>>>/biz/1024551
>>60019407
Japans economy is in worse condition.
>>60019388
>signs
>bubble
PREVIOUS THREAD
>>60015436
>>60019421
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THIS IS A MEME NOW. SPREAD THIS ALL OVER TWITTER AND MAKE OUR MEME MAGIC REAL BY CRASHING THE CHINESE MARKETS.
>>60019421
Invest in Gold Swissbro
>>60019421
You're a mountain jew, you tell us.
>>60019067
The government is doing this. I can sense it!
>>60019421
vamos switzerland!
lets take advantage of this1
Gee guys, I really wonder what entity is behind this one??
the IMF and China need to be nuked
>>60019407
see this is why we never bothered to learn to poo in loo.
when the world falls, the remaining people are not going to have a working sewerage system anyways.
India wins!
Is #marketcrash trending on twitter yet?
The bots monitor that shit.
I'm selling my millions right now, Mr. Bot. Cashing it all out. Profit in this market crash. Wise investment. Stocks down. Sell now. China stocks are falling.
>>60019542
nice try at being funny, India.
>>60019407
(You)
>>60019542
LMAO
>>60019414
>anti-happeningfags 1929
THE MARKET WILL KEEP BEING GAY FOREVER
LOL AT THE IMBECILES WHO BELIEVE IT WILL NOT KEEP INCREASING DURING 1930
>>60019407
Same people that "predicted" that Japan would overtake the US in the 90s.
>>60019542
theres nothing funny about viewing the world as your toilet
>>60019421
Buy fxp
>>60019476
Gold will increase in value a few dozen percent, so what?
I want to at least quadruple my money.
>>60019637
You were saying?
>wake up at 18:00
>world markets crashes
>economy of your country crashed year ago, and can't fall down anymore
>your salary already was $3000/year before sanctions and crisis and can't be less
>go breakfast with pokerface
Welcome to "Era of Hell" everyone
1929 and 2015~
just fuck one of our main exporters up family
>>60019343
Nice
>>60019719
>3000
You must be misspelled "140.000"
would a bank stock in America be effected majorly by this? I don't want to be broke /pol/, hold me....
>Its happening!
Nope. We havent seen flying men of suicide.
>>60019253
link?
>>60019819
Possibly see here >>60019253
Everyone feeling an affect
>>60019717
Gold went up another .06% since I posted that image in the other thread. Should be interesting when the US markets open.
>>60019863
yfw the first chink makes it rain on the pavement below
>>60019908
Here you go
https://www.google.com/finance
>>60019391
Dont worry it will sink on the 8th, 9th, 10th ...... for awhile after words.
>>60019965
>>60019564
OH SHIT!! HOW DO HIGH FREQUENCY BOTS WORK??
SELL! SELL!
FOR CHRIST SAKE, THIS IS BAD FOR US DOLLAR! OIL PRICES TO ZERO!
GODDAMMIT SELL THE GOLD! SELL MORE!!
SELL SELL SELL. GET THIS SHIT TRENDING AND LET'S END THE PAIN. US STOCKS OPEN IN 3 HOURS
>>60019421
Buy an inverse stock index etf.
dubs = happening
NEW ARTICLE RELEASED
http://fortune.com/2016/01/04/world-stock-markets-reel-from-china-saudi-shocks/
>>60019407
why does this man only speaks about Japan with his trembling voice?
he can not see >>60019253 this?
2016 is gonna be a good year
first u boom em
then u bust em
then you buy up their assets for pennies on the dollar
>>60020107
Dat VIX tho
Crash soon
>>60019615
Well, they had a collapse.
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>>60020234
For those that do not know
VIX goes up = everything is fucked
It measures risk
>>60019421
RUSS
abt inverse etf, be careful tho
>>60020107
AHAHAHA WHAT
>>60020258
thank-you based anon. Good things will come to you. I will give you vodka after the world ends.
EVERYONE IS SEEING RED
>>60020047
Sell, Mortimer, Sell!
>>60020408
>Vix up 5%
wut
>>60020408
Hardly worth noting, It'll go up tomorrow, big fucking whoop.. I want it to burn and crash, it'll take months.
>>60020286
What does VIX mean? please explain kind anon
>>60020408
happening status : 60% and rising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2eKg4IVk6Y
SELL
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>>60020483
Volatility Index
>>60020464
VIX = Volatility Index
it goes up = everything is fucked
>>60020408
SEEING RED AGAIN
SEEING RED AGAIN
SEEING RED AGAIN
SEEING RED AGAIN
SEEING REEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>60020535
Have we started the fire?
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>>60020516
>>60020535
So it's more a measure or is it something people can actually invest in?
>>60020483
It is a measure of the volatility of the market. If it goes up, the market is predicted to be more volatile within the next while.
Because nobody buys stocks to lose money on unpredictability: >>60020535
is it really finally happening in 2016?
>>60020598
yes
composite risk measurement
>>60020605
Oh snap, so it's kinda there to warn people to gtfo of the market?
>>60020634
I think so, anon.
>>60019407
So much cockiness in one post, America still owes so much money to China and people on /pol/ tend to shout ''happening'' while nothing of major impact is even happening.
My retarded friend that's obsessed with stockmarkets keeps yelling every year that the collapse of China's economy is going to happen soon and he's been yelling this for years.
And there is absolutely nothing positive about an economic collapse in China because i'm very very sure that it will drag the rest of the worlds economy down since every damn product comes from China.
Should I be scared lads? I just woke up, is yurop gonna burn?
when does chink market open?
>>60020702
It's going to burn whether stocks crash or not.
>>60020702
your neighbour is literally setting your house on fire now pham
enjoy
>>60020598
It's structured off of futures or options I think. If you got big money you can actually buy it. If not there are leveraged VIX ETFs you can buy but I don't think there performance is that great.
>>60020687
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_of_the_United_States#Foreign_holders_of_US_Treasury_securities
>so much money to China
>only 1.2 trillion
After last September I ain't listening to you faggots.
>>60019542
Noice one Indiabro.
>>60020708
It closed early because it was tanking. Come back tomorrow for the next episode.
>>60020675
supposedly but it doesn't go up unless the market is going down.
>>60020708
facepalm.jpg
FUNDAMENTALS ARE GOOD
wtf, the world economy is actually recovering.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/12076813/Economic-sweet-spot-of-2016-before-the-reflation-storm.html
>>60020687
You're acting like /pol/ doesn't want the world's economy to finally fall
>>60019542
Why am I laughing so hard?
>>60020702
no. remember: pol is absolute shit when it comes to predicting actual happenings
few days ago the canadian riddler said:
>The end of the world will be done legally, for it is pattonted.
is this what he meant when he said "the end will be done legally?
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/59291356/
>>60020687
I know how you are feeling.
We have an imageboard where ~85% posts now are hohols'\libs' and they were crying about "russia collapse=))))" since 2006
>>60020858
>reverse meme magic
BUY BUY BUY
Dr. Shekelstein of the IMF says the economy is literally perfect and to get in quick. Shekelstein could not be contacted for further comments.
>>60020408
EXTREME FEAR
who got the 6 gorillian?
>>60000000
>>60020777
>1.2 trillion
>TRILLION
fuck that's a lot
>>60020858
The fundamental and technical side of equities are absolute shit.
>>60020858
>reflation
>>60021014
>who got the 6 gorillian?
Jews. Jews did.
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HOW CAN I SAY IT SO YOU UNDERSTAND
>>60020107
Aussie stronk
>>60021014
Well now I'm pissed
>>60020408
we wont be seeing anything, anon
not after the first nuke
>>60021118
In Spanish.
>>60021081
They gotta know they're full of absolute shit, right? I mean come on Reflation? What the actual fuck
>>60021044
Out of $18 trillion? That's nothing.
Your tiny little economy couldn't handle it ,but ours can
>>60021044
When our debt is $19 trillion, not really. Especially since they can't collect until the bonds mature, no matter if their country is going to shit or not.
>>60021148
>>60021157
>Reflation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reflation
>>60020408
WEW LAD
>>60020761
oh FUG
>>60020770
Not if the bastard's too busy putting his own housefire off :^)
>>60020905
isn't it already happening tho m8?
>Don't buy gold they said
>Don't buy guns they said
>It will be alright they said
Should I start gathering provisions and warning my loved ones /pol/? I've already done that a couple of times in 2015 but /pol/ was wrong then and I'm one step away from being called an end-of-the-world autist.
I'm living in the city btw but my grandpa is innawoods armed & dangerous, that's where I'll have my last stand
STOP THE THREAD.
Can we get an explanation of what this actual means, the implications etc..
and maybe someone can address the fact that the effect of Saudi/iran conflict doesn't appear to have had an impact
>>60020787
What happened last September?
>>60021207
They've been
>reflationing
for years. Gee that sure worked.
>>60021261
It means game over
>>60021268
China got it's first dose of reality when it had to liquidate pensions to stymie a sell off.
>>60021261
The Chinese stock market just collapsed, dragging the world down with it.
Price of oil is rising a bit because of the "conflict", which will turn out to be nothing.
Nothing relevant will come from the Middle East. If anything, its good, because our oil production will make up for the sandniggers fighting eachother.
>>60021268
The 23st was supposed to be a big happening but it flopped by /pol/'s standards. If it's not the apocalypse, /pol/ doesn't give a shit.
>>60021283
you don't get it. they've been stimulating for years. Reflation is finally arriving and it may be a little more than expected, according to article.
>>60021363
>23st
>>60021363
>23st
>>60021363
We still got our September happening when Russia invaded Syria though
>>60021500
>Russia invaded Syria
>invaded
What the f are you talking about
https://www.rt.com/news/327839-bahrain-iran-ties-saudi/
Is there any situation where governments couldn't fix the economy and it was too late?
>>60021500
It was exciting enough for me but most people wanna see a nuclear war before they're satisfied.
>>60021622
America is planning everything carefully. It won't go wrong for us.
>>60021651
You're a funny guy
>>60021410
Are you niggers new?
>>60019067
tfw you realize this is directly related to the FED raising interest rates
>>60021651
>us
>>60021651
>america
>planning.
topest of the keks amigo.
Even post nanking, they still get pushed down
DAX -4,17%
>>60019067
>>60019067
>>60019067
Soooo on 9 july 15 the Chinese stock market was down 30% and rallied... why should I reee?
>>60021164
When do they become available to collect? That's when everything will "happen".
When America reneges.
>>60021734
>he actually believes the U.S. of A doesn't have the most powerful and capable intelligence agencies on the planet
le jealous denialfag eurocuck detected
Germany, Netherlands, and Euro market have all finally passed -4%
>>60021894
owned by China
controlled by jews
actually believes propaganda.
you are making my day amigo
>>60021881
They issue new debt every month. We've had a 35 year bull market in treasury bonds. US treasuries are a stupid ass investment for little investors.
>>60021562
Anyone else just feel the shift in the timeline?
3:43 PST
>>60021874
It's the economy, stupid
>>60021966
>owned by China
You have that in common tio, o no?
>>60021874
on the 8th they also banned selling alot of stock for 6 months.... which ends on the 8th of this month.
>>60022068
maybe, the difference is I'm not pretending my country to be great, this is a shithole.
>we're all fugged
>I'm a /pol/lack
>mfw
>>60021898
Are these live or closed wtf?
>>60021347
Could it lead (in the short term I mean) to a crisis ?
Or will the Fed or something else just print a shitload of currency and inject it into the markets ?
Sorry I don't know shit about economy
>>60022160
Live
>>60022160
whoa
rare
>>60022160
RARE FLAG they're live
>>60022160
They are somewhat delayed, but live
http://www.investing.com/indices/major-indices
https://www.google.com/finance?hl=en&tab=ee
>>60020687
>Not knowing why China purchased that debt in the first placed
>Spoiler its to purchase a supply of dollars
>Not also knowing that the US could simply start inflating the dollar and fuck China over incredibly easily
>>60022154
Hope you're not near naples
>Fed raises interest rates
>Chinese/Japanese stock market crashes
Asian stock markets were a bubble propped up by money flowing into them from the Fed. A symptom of our trade imbalance. Raising interest rates pops the bubble.
Guess what? That's not the only bubble out there. Prepare for the worst
>>60022151
pagar duedas
hehehehe, I am going to make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
ALL YOU GOY SHITS ARE GOING TO PANIC SELL.
The shit money managers that handle your laughable mutual funds are going to panic sell. The hedge funds that govern your pensions and retirement accounts are going to panic sell. The asset management companies that govern your state funds are going to panic.
I will exploit your fear and prosper. #CYAGOYIM
You silly goyim can't even demonstrate a united force. White Europeans are set to be a minority in their own countries.
It's nothing guys, there's no happening. This'll all blow over in a week or two.
>>60022151
Why are you even still there? Most of us are already here in London, or in Germany.
>>60022239
Nice roleplaying dude
>>60022267
A week or two....or whenever the Fed lowers it's interest rates again
>>60022224
Luckily, no.
/comfy/ on the alps
>>60022311
True, but still no happening!
We're going to have these threads again? Didn't you fags get BTFO last time?
>>60022271
30 yo
ending studies
my studies are psychology.
not enoguh money nor english skill
I'm knee deep in shit.
>>60019067
This is oddly similar to October when all you armchair economists came out from every corner of your cesspool and claimed China was going to implode, thus causing the US to implode, thus causing WW3.
FUCK OFF ALREADY, YOU FUCKING AUTISTS.
>>60019221
It means there's a fuckload of jobs ripe for the taking.
>>60022308
funny, I actually am Jewish. It was exaggerated but it's how I feel.
>>60022368
can you fix me with therapy
>>60022007
Gets dark at 4pm whereally I am yet light doesn't come back unail 630 am. When it usually gets dark at 5 and the sun comes back at 5pm. Exactly 12 hours
>>60022368
You sound like you're from Madrid.
Fair enough amigo, suerte
>>60022368
poo in the loo or you're gonna be neck deep
>>60022412
But China production is really down
>>60022546
??? Demand is higher than ever though
Are they being out-competed by someone? If so, who?
http://uk.reuters.com/article/dow-futures-fall-more-than-300-points-or-idUKL3N14O2ZJ20160104
Wut
>>60022416
Jews run hedge funds and are getting blown out. If you haven't figured it out yet, the world is going to blame ashkenazis for the distraught global economy. Bubby Yellen better have some serious tricks up her sleeve.
>>60022597
>Implying gentiles aren't getting blown out
>>60022584
Demand is not higher than ever actually, the retail sector experienced a huge drop this year around the Christmas period. Plus there is always a big dip after Xmas.
As this is a comfy thread. just to let you know.
Bahrain has also cut ties with Iran just now, and Sudan.
>>60022587
But what did that dog do to a sleeping baby? Was it hilarious?
>>60022685
Anyone else notice a sale from october-december like permanently everywhere
>>60022763
I'm interested in that cutie with the credit card problems.
>>60022753
couple of irrelevant shitholes tbqh
>>60022625
Nevermind, you must be one of the inbred retards. Whole point was that them getting blown out is going to get your people killed again.
>>60022785
oh, was it natural? or did people running businesses knew shit was sad as hell?
Yea your right LOL
>>60021734
>>60021684
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_for_the_New_American_Century
>>60021700
How so ?
>>60022584
Demand is lower than it has been for a long time, which is the first reason for the oil and overall energy prices being so low. No one is in high demand of energy.
>>60023065
China's production directly feeds America. It's like a symbiote, or a parasite depending on your perspective.
SELL SELL SELL
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>>60023148
Right now it does but since they've brought hundreds of millions of people out of poverty, the wages have risen and prices in the cities where industry is located have increased. While we still do a lot of business in China, American businesses are starting to move to other countries in Asia to exploit cheaper labor. Rising wages for the Chinese is not good overall for their economy.
>>60023060
does any burger really believe on this?
God... is like:
Make Spain great again.
step 1.-Reconquer colognes.
2.-expand christianity
3.-adasdasd
it's bullshit. Come on USA. it's over and you know it
>>60023285
http://www.oldamericancentury.org/pnac.htm
) Increase an already enormous military budget at the expense of domestic social programs
done
>2) Toppling of regimes resistant to our corporate interests
DONE
>3) Forcing democracy at the barrel of a gun in regions that have no history of the democratic process
DONE
>4) Replacing the UN’s role of preserving and extending international order
ONGOING
get mad, yurocuck
>DOW futures
>-318
Damn
2015 was the first down year in a while too
Reuters: Emirates News Agency says the United Arab Emirates says it will cut the number of Iranian diplomats it permits to be in the country
>>60023385
Source? It says -179 where I'm looking?
>>60023204
SEEEEEEELLL
Saudi Arabia and others are trying to shut Iran down before their oil gets back online.
None of this is a social issue. It's all economics
>>60023362
>at the expense of domestic social programs
dude, seriously. I think that all americans were stupid was just a meme, but you guys are making me doubt
>>60023279
Wages should always match production. I think if China wants to keep exporting, they need to be able to compete with these other countries, who probably produce shit products.
China's doing well. I think this just represents their market reacting to the new US interest rate policy. There's always going to be panics and volatility as investors shift money around to adjust to the new policy
>>60023448
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
and
http://finance.yahoo.com/
>>60023490
We spend more on healthcare and welfare than your entire economy, you stupid goy
http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/01/03/full-story-on-whats-going-on-in-oregon-militia-take-over-malheur-national-wildlife-refuge-in-protest-to-hammond-family-persecution/
summary :
family owns lands since the 1870s
fed has wanted your land for years to turn into a wildlife reservoir (i.e. make money)
never sell to them regardless of their constant harassment by ATF and BLM (bureau of land management)
2001, routine bush fire on property
tell fire department beforehand, accidentally burn 100 acres of federal land, put it out yourselves
2006, lightning storm starts bush fire on your property
start backfire to push it away from your private property
cops show up next day and press charges , go to court
get tried and convicted, sentenced to a year in jail
go to prison for roughly one year
get let out, government says you've served your time
2011, feds want your land again, still won't sell
feds issue re-sentencing convicting you of domestic terrorism - now wants to enforce a mandatory minimum
minimum of 5 more years in federal prison
now a convicted terrorist - must serve 5 more years in federal prison
focus heavily on deer/elk hunting on your own property while in season - call it poaching - say lack of evidence is no reason not to plaster it in media
150 men and women occupy a completely empty government building that was closed for the winter - nobody hurt
liberals call them terrorists, make them look radical, don't look into what actually happened and compare to a hypothetical if they were muslim or black etc. yet ask why these people havent been droned/murdered by the feds
they appear ready to die
>https://youtu.be/sbGdMKpHDDE
We need Trump ASAP
game OVER.
>>60023524
tl;dr
>>60023523
comparing USA with Spain.
confirmed for inbreed.
>>60023562
literally what
>>60023583
>>60023562
what the fuck 4chan? I don't even have that picture, how the fuck did it get there
>>60023562
PAGAR DUEDES
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>>60023644
>literally what
>>60023644
I've heard of imageswap before, but I've never seen images appear from nothing?
>>60019719
>>60019719
This. Australian dollar is already worthless, nothing worse can possibly happen.
>>60023644
>the inbred is going all out
>>60023768
Hahahahahaha
>>60023747
I can't wait for the bullshit housing bubble to burst prices are fucking stupid high
>>60023583
racist fuck
>>60023733
>>60023768
I have literally no idea. I don't have the picture in my folder at all. I have no clue where it even came from.
Also fuck you Italian, the south is inbred, I'm from the north.
>>60023876
>>60023768
>>60023733
>>60023721
what
>>60023884
we believe you anon.
just relax and wait your recipe for make USA an eternal empire work.
don't forget mememagic.
>>60023919
3spoopy5me
>>60023970
>>60019067
I just finished a whole bottle of 750ml rum or vodka, i canot remember which, which i do every nigfht, i think k ,keep me posted.
>>60023496
They still need to hit their 10% growth targets to keep their one party rule mandate. They reinvested much in their infrastructure, but the quality is shit. Buildings are collapsing and will need to be rebuilt. Their 30 years of 10% growth is over, and I think it's going to drop back into itself as it always has. Too many people with too many internal policies. Uncle Xi is looking like Mao 2.0 with his culling of the party, the increased nationalism, arrest and silencing of dissenters. I do not have faith in China.
>>60024069
under21bro here
I can get one of my friends to get stuff for me, but what would you recommend for someone who's only experience with alcohol was some eggnog shit like a month ago?
I wanna start drinking vodka or whiskey, what are some good brands? I heard grey goose is good, and Jack Daniels is garbage
>>60024169
nice bait here's your reply
>>60024169
Ferment your piss and drink that
>>60024242
That wasn't b8 at all, I don't understand how you could even see it as b8. I'm 18, I took like 12 shots the other day of some eggnog mixed with whisky, rum, brandy, and something else, got drunk for the first time, told a bunch of friends I was killing myself.
Never had vodka or whiskey before, but want to
>>60024169
If you're not cool enough to get a fake ID then you're not cool enough to be drinking.
>>60024259
>>60024242
>>60024169
>>60024274
>>60024312
Stop shitting up the thread faggots
>>60024169
yeah.. just dont
>>60024312
Yes, let me get a fake ID to buy liquor from a store run by one of the barely 5,000 people within a 20 miles radius of me.
Let me spend all that effort to get a fake ID in the state with the strictest alcohol laws in the country, and risk driving with alcohol in my car, because that will get me arrested, even being next to it.
All just to drink alone in my room.
Bad b8, I r8 2/8
>>60024274
Learn to like beer, then move on to the hard stuff. You kids are dumb as fuck going right for liquor.
But this guy >>60024379 is right
>>60024169
>>60024274
Hang out at a chain liquor store early in a weekday, for instance I would buy you any shit you wanted for a 10% surcharge.
Buy rum if you like sweet stuff, vodka if yhou just wanna get blazed, whisky if you wanna be an elitist prick.
>>60024380
>>60024379
>guy makes post about drinking vodka
>a person who wants to try it makes a reply
>gets called a shill
what is going through your minds
>post is over 2 hours up
>only 250 replies
This sure is a happening.
How is the happening going? Germany is having the worst after China, I see.
>>60024400
if youre that much of a bitch dont do it all
also get the fuck out of this thread with your bullshit
>>60023508
I went to yahoo's finance website
And they had an article on how difficult of a year it will be for Hillary
She is getting wrecked in the comments
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/hillary-clinton-gets-taste-could-111500178.html
>>60024444
US markets haven't opened yet, Hans.
Soon.
>>60024444
waste of a get, this is the 3rd or 4th thread hans.
