HAPPENING
All Los Angeles schools closed due to terrorist threats. Every fucking school. 600,000 plus kids have to stay home.
>>58456595
So you have the day off?
>>58456595
Good, shame no actual terrorism
>>58456595
Give us a link to this, faggot
Superintendent is speaking on CNN right now
>>58456758
Don't have link. Watching live press conference on CNN
>>>/r9k/
are at it again, them fuicking robots
>>58456595
Link or
>pic related
>Meme pas peur
They are talking about it on CNN. I'm watching
CNN
>>58456824
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Los-Angeles-Schools-Bus-Classes-LAUSD-362374531.html
TURN ON CNN THIS IS LEGIT
>>58456595
I predict they found out bombs may have been planted by the terrorist food inspector or his agents and they have to bomb sweep every school in L.A. now.
Why the hell would they make a threat? Has there ever been a threat that ended up in terror? Every time it happens there is no warning
THINK OF THE 600,000
Was it 4chan again?
>It was an electronic threat
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-all-lausd-schools-closed-threat-20151215-story.html
>>58456595
who made the post on 4chan?
Reminder.
http://ktla.com/2015/12/15/lausd-has-received-credible-terror-threat-district-official-says/
oh shit its real
>>58456934
literally the first thing i thought. which one of you fuckers did this
http://abc7.com/live/
They arrested two students i believe.
>About to go to bed
>Check fagbook one last time
>First thing in news feed is Reuters link saying LA is on lock down after bomb threat
>Come to /pol/
>HAPPENING thread
There be some fucking dead bodies when I wake up
The superintendent just wants to be famous. The threat was probably nothing
>>58456907
>>58456817
>>58456896
>>58456925
ALL RIGHT FUCK ME IT'S REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>58456595
Okay! Which one of you faggots didn't want to go to math today?
>>58456932
Regardless you can't just ignore it
In Cali, 60 miles north west of LA. First I heard of it, just checked and its legit.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-all-lausd-schools-closed-threat-20151215-story.html
Gonna be a lot of traffic at lunch :(
>>58457024
sleep well australia, we have some cleansing to do tomorrow.
It's happening
>>58456595
#ALLAHUACKBAR
This is obviously designed to win the hearts and minds of our children.
>>58456934
>electronic threat
code for 4chan.org
>>58456964
>It turns out to be Muslims.
>On the day of the Republican debates.
>terrorist thread against one of the largest school districts in the country the morning of the last republican debate of 2015
>All these idiots think this is anything but a student or two trying to postpone an exam
>>58456595
>600,000 plus kids have to stay home.
time for some League of Legends :DDDD
>>58456595
THOSE FUCKING MENNONITES ARE UP TO NO GOOD AGAIN.
>>58456595
Its a clock you racists
A THOUSAND
FUCKING SCHOOL
CANCELLED
WHAT THE FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>58457139
>>58456932
That's the thing this never has happened before. They don't do this for just anything. 400,000 kids had to be sent home. This is a happening.
did someone bring a clock?
>>58457139
Whens the debates
>>58456595
Reminder that Syed Farook was using his position as a health inspector to scout schools and likely was part of a larger cell of some sort.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/12/09/records-show-syed-farook-inspected-at-least-30-san-bernardino-schools/
sort of reminds me about the plot of die hard 3
>>58457211
8:30 tonight EST
>Was going to fap to a cam girl I like using in a private session
>Possible happening
>Don't want to leave Happening Watch on the second monitor while I fap on primary monitor cos i don't want my dick to conflate arousal with terror incidents
>Don't want to wait for anti-climax for me to climax.
Wat do?
Omg that loud ass huge Hispanic lady.
S T F U
T
F
U
>>58456595
>>58456595
I was just about to finally go to fucking sleep and now this.... fuck me... why is it always happening bros?
>yfw it was 4chan
>yfw someone had a final they didn't study for
>yfw an aspie that didn't want to take a test shut down half a million students in LA
I hope you were behind 7 boxies
>>58456964
how is your cap so clear anon?
They received a threatening message. Probably just niggers on facebook or twitter.
>>58457172
>time to shitpost n 4chan
>>58456595
Why close them? This is exactly what ISIS want
Why are schools still open? Don't the holiday breaks start now?
>>58457139
GET HYPE
>>58457211
Watch the CNN Republican debate Tuesday, December 15 at 6:00 p.m. ET and 8:30 p.m. ET.
I'm sure everyone will make threads about it here in /pol/
Meh most kids are happy they get the day off, the schools can use this to get another stupid liberal tax for school funding passed. Its a win win for everyone.
All schools in northeast Colorado are closed due to a massive blizzard. Coincidence?
I bet they need to close schools to plan and stage more false flags.
>>58457214
This seems like a stretch. I'm all for caution when you're dealing with a confirmed terrorist but come on.
>>58457235
that'll be right as I wake up and have breakfast
Thanks senpai
first day of finals kek
>>58457248
It's CNN GO.
Why the fuck do they even announce this shit
>>58457239
>e
JUST FINISH TO YOUR IMAGINATION THEN SHITPOST IN HABBENING THREADS
God I'm sick of this shit.
We seriously need to glass the sand niggers' homeland and kick them all out of America.
>>58457231
me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
On Skynews
>>58457291
I don't think the FBI would have closed all of the schools based solely on an anonymous threat
seems like muslims want all kids to be able to see star wars as soon as possible
>>58456595
/r9k/ does it again
Thsi seems like an extraordinary measure. Any info on the nature or scope of the threat?
>electronic threat
Coudl be anything. Cna someoen check xboxlive and see the what kids are saying?
TONIGHT'S THE DEBATE. THIS MAKES HIM STRONGER
I wish Jeb and co. were put at the kiddie table
>9 person debate
I worked for the district. Most likely some kids who wanted the week off for finals or to see starwars or something.
>>58457328
she looks comfy in that sweater
>>58457231
http://youtu.be/6Kgs8zpS3F0
>>58456595
nice, what's going on?
>>58457357
Where's that Canadian faggot who has been posting riddles about a happening?
>watching fox news
>guy talking about logistical issues of the closure
>we have busses on the road, de-segregation issues. buses going from East LA to The Palisades
>yfw Commiefornia schools actually bus ghetto niggers across town and shove them into public schools in rich neighborhoods
>>58457388
That's the most Jewish plan I've ever heard.
...And it seems feasible...
![people-die_00365461[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/icpGzWX.jpg "people-die_00365461[1].jpg")
>the last time something like this happened it was 1995 and Simon sent McClane on a wild goose chase while stealing all that gold
Fk every time im about to go to bed a happening starts. Can you cunts relax and wait for us to wake up tbeH pham.
>>58457291
The terror cell thing MIGHT be a stretch (but likely isn't) but he was 100% using his position to scout schools for an attack. Farook was going to carry out an attack in 2012 but backed out after getting cold feet due to a bunch of other terror-related arrests.
2012 is when he became a health inspector.
The guy was definitely using his position as a cover to scout potential targets and it's retarded to think that said potential targets didn't include schools.
Nice. New SKEV update came out today aswell.
>>58456974
>His hope and optimism: Gone
>>58456682
kek
mfw I remember a poster writing a conspiracy theory about ISIS setting off a nuke in southwest USA before January
Shutting down 1,000 schools is nuts, unless you don't want to cause panic by saying there was a nuke threat
Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to school if you live in Los Angeles today.
>>58456595
Where is the source? Why won't you keep me posted?
>>58457388
You can always Trust a German
IT'S FUCKING REAL SON
TRUMP CONFIRMED OWNING THIS FUCKING DEBATE TONIGHT
>>58457465
At least someone has good taste in plots
>>58457173
I'm actually laughing here mate.
>Use the word terrorism at any opportunity
>Terrorist by definition means a war fought by scaring your enemy into changing their way of life
>Americans are too scared to see muslims as the enemy because we don't want to look racist, and we will keep 600,000 kids home from school because of a text message
Looks like the Terrorists won a long time ago. Praise Allah
>>58457474
funny, just a few days ago they were diving in some lake for his hard drives or something right? maybe they found something there. electronic threat.
>>58457248
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What happens if people just keep making threats?
What if he says "I'll do it once you re-open your schools".
Will they keep them closed forever?
>>58456964
You know what finally convinced my family that there is some strange shit going on? Last night they watched NCIS Los Angeles and some other show and both of them had the ol'
>muslims dindu nuffin
>whites (society) unjustly blame all muslims
>this causes MORE TERROR
That narrative is going to start waking people up i think.
Like fucking seriously? Muslims are that good that if someone profiles them they will become what they are being profiled as? There is no rational way to explain this without coming to the conclusion that muslims are a major problem
>>58457432
HE IS THE RIDDLE MASTER. Do you dare question his riddles?
>>58456595
Another disgruntled angsty teenager makes an idle threat.
More at 11.
Back to you Bob.
Thanks Lisa. And now for the lighter side of the news, a water-skiing squirrel.
Just adorable.
Are these kids just walking the streets?
The threat cant be on public high streets..
4 MASKED GUNMEN HAVE OPENED FIRE IN DOWNTOWN LA WITNESSES SAY THEY LOOK MIDDLE EASTERN IN APPEARANCE
6 CONFIRMED DEAD, OVER 40 WOUNDED GUNMEN ARE STILL AT LARGE EXPLOSIONS HEARD AT THE SCENE
HAPPENING
>>58457515
Every fucking school cancelled for today. For terror threat. Kebabs agains. The Police wants all campuses searched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
USA The country of fear.
How many will die when the new star wars film comes out?
>schools closed due to electronic threat
What?
>>58457465
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3Me_MVR90
>>58457553
he he.
>>58457510
Jokes on you, Grinch. They couldn't even if they wanted to.
Does this mean trump is winning?
>>58457574
BS?
>>58457575
Terrorists trying to keep the children stupid by cancelling education.
OR
Terrorists trying to win the hearts of the childrin by cancelling school
Either way
>develish
Let's just blame the L.A. Islamic community and deliver swift, Old West style justice. Everyone is thinking it, even the libs, were just the only ones with the gull to say (or type) it.
>>58457574
>downtown la
nothing of value was lost
>>58457493
Or a chemical one. But why would they pay more response to this one? and why give a warning anyway? If I were ISIS, I would do it silently.
>>58457574
TANKS
>>58457574
Liar
>>58457493
oh boy is it happening?? too bad it didnt happen earlier so marine le pen could get elected as well as trump
>>58457493
dude ur making me uncomfy bro
>>58457621
What would /K/ know?
>>58457574
Oh no not our homeless people
Sounds like schools need a Great Wall, too
>>58457577
chekt.
two score, mostly small children. They will be trampled and or smothered by neckbeards if they make noises at the wrong time.
It's just BLM stepping up their #SHUTITDOWN game
>>58457574
>DOWNTOWN LA
Mexico now part of war on islam
>>58457652
Reported to Loretta Lynch
640,0000+ students has to go home because a unknown threat. WOW!
>>58457574
>LARGE EXPLOSIONS HEARD AT THE SCENE
I could believe till I read this part
>>58457574
>>58457561
more like a riddle faggot. i nearly went to /x/ because of him. it was a close call.
someone fire up the police scanners
>terrorist hreat at LA Unified
>cuck is unfiltered
habbeding
>>58457574
HOLY FUCK CONFIRMED
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/15/us/gunmen-open-fire-los-angeles/
>ISIS's face when it was just a ruse
TURN ON CNN
In the midst of all of this, I'm still thinking something will happen at a theater showing Star Wars at the end of this week.
post yfw they have to search every school
>>58457621
Mods better make a Sticky Thread soon.
>>58457768
thank god for country flags
>>58457574
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>MSNBC telling parents in spanish not to take their kids to school
>>58457768
could tell by the flag
0/10
>>58457432
Hi.
Right now on CNN "Why banning muslims is bad and racist"
AS LA IS BEING FUCKING SHUTDOWN BY TERRORISTS THREATS fucking cucks
>>58457742
LAPD - South Bureau
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/20296/web
So yeah, the fact that they closed everything down is suspicious as fuck.
I mean, if Islamic terrorists were going to shoot up a school, they're not going to give you a fair warning. They're just going to fucking do it.
This has to be a big ruse. The GOP trying to get Cruz a jump in numbers? Do they have something prepared?
https://twitter.com/hashtag/losangeles?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ehashtag
#losangeles is trending
>>58457846
>>58457768
>http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/15/us/gunmen-open-fire-los-angeles/
fake and gay
thought trump would make a tweet about it, but he is just btfo'n megankelly
>>58457493
>implying just schools would be affected
>implying they would tell/warn us about something so big
Ok
>>58457768
Stop bullshiting, faggot
Imagine the pandemonium false alarms would cause in this situation. You've got 10 milllion people on edge. A loud fart could send them into panic.
>>58457850
>>58457871
>>58457768
>http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/15/us/gunmen-open-fire-los-angeles/
flags never disappoint
>>58457866
hello anon.
>>58457897
He likes to wait for more info before he comments.
>>58456988
This is more in line with what a b/tard would do
>>58457768
>Link not working
>>58457899
just to have families together before kaboom
>>58456595
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>58457951
>>58457954
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
>>58457913
>go to la
>eat some mexican food
>wait an hour
>get out handy dandy megaphone
>????
>profit
>>58456595
Does this mean Bruce Willis will have to walk around wearing a sandwich sign that reads: I HATE NIGGERS?
OH SHIT!!!!!
THEY FOUND RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL IN THE SCHOOL MENUS!!!!
SHIT HITS THE FAN IN 3... 2... 1...
19 dead now confirmed
>Armed with a gun
Anyone listening to the LAPD scanner?
>>58456682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
It is one of the coldest days so far here in SoCal. Feels like 40s outside.
Probably some kids who didn't want to freeze their balls off.
![2976-5004[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/O1vO33V.gif "2976-5004[1].gif")
>>58457822
>mfw
nothings happening
Rev Graham is redpilled as fuck
Tanks in 30 minutes confirmed
>>58457979
>Green texted to imply flags never disappoint
>Newfag
>K
I'm not sure Sharia allows this kind of shit, faggot.
>>58457987
Dude, it's 2015
The sign will read "RELIGION OF PEACE"
>plan on executing a successful attack
>notify the whole fucking state by making threats
This is CIA devised bullshit. No serious attacker makes "threats"
>>58457768
>That's not a shitpost
>THIS is a shitpost
>>58456595
get kekked cali
:D
>>58458040
>40s
>freeze their balls off
beta.
>>58458045
damn nigga I need a name
/pol/ over reacting again. No happening. (pic related)
How can people not see through this fearmongering?
ISIS putting out warnings before an attack so they can't kill as many people?
This is fabricated horseshit.
SCANNER
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/201
>>58458075
pff, while you are busy shutting down schools, they will bomb a hospital
>Be working at the school district in So Cal. Doing some IT work in one of the class rooms when the drill starts
>First terrorist drill after 9/11
>Kids are instructed to sit under the desk as if an earthquake is taking place
>One kid during the drill runs in the closet
>Teacher yells at him. Kid says "Why am I going to sit under the desk and wait to die. I would rather hide"
> Gets suspended for 3 days for not fallowing drill instructions.
HOLY SHIT! THE REANIMATED CORPSE OF VLADIMIR LENIN HAS RISEN AND IS HEAD STRAIGHT TOWARDS LOS ANGELES!!
IMPACT EXPEXTED IN 10 MINUTES!!!!!!
It was penis inspection day and they mistook Ahmed's cock for a bomb
18 year old high schooler here. I went to school in LAUSD and now I go to a school district nearby. Ama.
I live in NoHo by the way.
>>58458086
Motherfucker im from Cali, born and raised. I start shivering at 60°.
>>58458077
still it's the US you piece of shit, texanbro here suffering with whats happening to our beloved country
this just aired on skynews
it's fucking happening!!
>>58458071
>it's 2015
>>58456682
>>58458120
>abundance of caution
HOLY SHIT THIS IS BEING SHUT DOWN HARD
>>58456595
OH SHIT 12-16 ON SCANNER
>OH SHIT 12-16 ON SCANNER
OH SHIT 12-16 ON SCANNER
>OH SHIT 12-16 ON SCANNER
>>58458086
>hehehe he's not as far as me hehehehe what a beta hehehehehehehehehehe
Heh sure showed you hehehe
>>58457445
That explains Miley Cyrus.
>>58457821
Oh that's always been a pretty decent chance for some HAPPENING. In between snackbars and retarded autists who saw how famous holmes got shooting up the last super popular film you gotta think there's a good chance someone will do something stupid.
Reverend Graham just essentially gave an endorsement for Trump running third party on CNN
>>58457445
seriously? wtf
You know what though - i'm going to bet those schools were built for them and only the progressive parents sent their white children to them. The actual rich wouldn't have anything like that forced on them.
>>58458145
Fuck that kid is smart and gets punished for it
>20000% mad.jpg
>>58457946
>waiting for info before forming an opinion on a situation and sending that opinion out on your official social media accounts
Wow it's the current year, Mr. Trump. I mean, COME ON!
Even if this is a hoax the disruption it has caused is major.
Its a nice dose of redpill for the kiddies this morning too
>"mommy why do the Muslims want me dead?"
>>58458230
Is the US too large to prevent a terrorist attack? Hwo do you have the resources to secure so many possible targets?
HOLY SHIT SKYKING X4 NUKES INCOMING
>>58457038
>credible, open-ended electronic threat targeting all schools
The FBI will trace the message back to its source.
If it turns out to be Muslims, this will be great for the Republican debate tonight.
If this turns out to be some shitposting kid, he'll become a student-wide folk hero.
Finally some happening!
Murica Yes!
IT'S OVER
AMERICA CONFIRMED FOR FINISHED
>>58458248
in highschool in the U.S. they used to send inner city blacks to our school for muh diversity.
>>58458248
no. more likely the smart parents got sick of the niggerification and just pulled up stakes and moved
>>58458298
try harder
>>58458027
>Kay Burley
Yeah nah cunt
Let's hope its muslims again, trump will become even more unstumpable than ever before
>>58458257
It's really disgusting what teachers get paid to do these days
>obey authority
>be a good goy
>do not think for yourself
>follow the liberal doctrine
>>58458190
That's just their code for "faggot posted on 4chan"
>>58458296
Terrorists only blow up places they are familiar with. No one is going to drive to Iowa to blow up some juggalos.
>>58458145
If you ask a police officer (off teh clcok) what the best thing to do is, 95% will recommend running/fighting when you see the attacker. Until then, stay put.
Is there a better stream than this biased liberal cunt on Sky News?
The only Happening here is if it was 4chan again. It always seems to be 4chan or yikyak these days. :(
>>58458120
>close schools for over 700,000 students, teachers and support
>not that credible
Yea...that's a lie to keep people calm.
>>58457085
>Ventura
Kill yourself
so what are the chances that it was white kids?
>>58458120
>nothing to see here goyim, we just shut every school for no reason :^)
Authorities in LA: "Electronic threat" made against many schools
Threat made by some hacker called 4chan.
>>58458429
seconded
>>58458397
You have to be a proxy, Russians can't know us this well.
>>58458120
That's just code for 'we don't want to scare people'
>>58457328
>>58458321
>>58458323
THat's absolutely disgusting. My school had so few blacks/browns that the ones we had congregated in an area we called the brown corner.
>>58458429
She's almost as bad as CNN late night- when aussie shitposters get an international platform seen by millions...
>>58458487
>>58456595
freindly reminder that every time your kike's government raised the security alert to defcon 9000 nothing happened, rather other fellow ameritards are weekly shooting into schools like it's 1999...plz kill yourself ameritards
>>58456595
Notice how the most liberal cities get threats and get attacked the most? The mudslimes can smell weakness it seems.
>>58457328
I come from a land down under
>>58458120
>abundance of caution
Can we stop doing this to the English language please
>>58456595
This is big
Time is near
>>58458120
>nothing serious
>600,000 kids staying home today
A lot of Radio Silence on the LAPD scanner.
>>58458560
Giuseppe, learn English then come back and post that again
The clock boy strikes again!
>>58458596
he is drawing near
>>58457654
They said its credible and LE are sending bomb squads to every school to search. That's over 1,000 schools. My guess is, based on the current reports, someone sent a picture of an already planted bomb in a locker or something to a bunch of students so they are looking for the bomb.
>>58457883
More like give Trump a jump in numbers.
>>58458562
They know how weak and pathetic they are. They are a easy target
