>germany replaces famous german christmas markets with WINTERMARKETS
>replaces St.Nicolaus with Winterman who sports a muslim emblem
Can't make this shit up.
GERMANY IS C U C K E D
http://www.wintermarkt-magdeburg.de/
>The peoples of Islam will always be closer to us than, for example, France
- Adolf Hitler
DEUTSCHLAND JA!
>>56793101
>not understanding the implications of the French Revolution
>the winterman
isn't this a tim and eric thing? i hope germany isn't violating any intellectual property rights with this.
Man, we really fucked Christmas up for you huns, didn't we?
>I like some of you Krauts, don't come to Princeton on C-mas eve
>>56792894
It's a satire page.
>>56793388
>german leftists
>giving a rat's ass about ip rights
>>56792894
>Rothenburg ob der Tauber is Germany's Christmas capital and it's the home of the world's only Christmas museum.
>Population (2013-12-31)[1]
>• Total 10,926
>8,000 muslim and african refugess are stated to be settled in Rothenburg ob der Tauber by 2018
BLACKED™
>wintermann
krebs
>interkulturell
endstadium
>German humor
In no european country has this happened, only USA is this degerate.
RIP Deutschland!
KEKED BEYOND SALVATION
>>56792894
is this satire? i just went to the facebook page and .... well i can't tell if it's satire or not
>>56792894
JUST
>>56792894
We have "happy holidays" here, which is gay as fuck, I'll admit.
But if that picture is true, and your new "winterman" or whatever actually has the crescent on his chest, you are too far gone. Nukes need to happen NOW.
FUCK islam.
One day they will really demand this.
Left would blame their terror attacks on Xmas etc. offending poor mudslimes...
And this would no longer be satire.
MULTIKULTURELL UND FRIEDLICH FÜR ALLE RASSEN UND RELIGIONEN
Hans, take your mp40 and kill those bastards already
>>56793636
yeah, its not as funny as the epic 2015 man or the black guy that tells you every evening that all white men are the source of worlds evil. we germans just like our humour a bit smaller.
publicity stunt to draw leftists
>>56792894
>Magdeburg
I WAS BORN IN THAT SHITTY CITY
FUCK
It sure looks like a joke
>>56793849
>we germans just like our humour a bit smaller.
Yeah, we like dirty turks like kaya yanar or sedar somuncu (no idea how those nigs are really spelled) making "comedy" about how all germans are cu cks.
>>56793783
>satire
>Germany
Pick one
>>56793537
That's pretty ironic since Aaron McGruder hates niggers more than most white supremacists.
So what happens with the German Winter Markets they have over here? It's funny because they were selling donuts and marshmellows with little german flags stuck in them and I figured they'd get branded a nazi if they actually tried to do that in, you know, the actual place the flag comes from.
For fucks sake Germany get it together! My forebears did not fucking die for this shit!
>>56793101
That's because historically, muslims tend to the far right.
That's why they where allies and bros with all the fascist powers in Europe.
Those muslims are long gone though. Now they're mostly brainless religious terrorists.
>>56792894
>not posting fagbook link
www.fagbook.com/wintermarktmagdeburg/
>>56793214
>explaining political racism to biological racists
>>56793849
>attacking American humor by mentioning a Brit and a South African
Sam Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme is doing comedy so epic that he might end up getting arrested
>>56794037
r-rare...?
>>56794037
Joseph Goebbels looks creepy as fuck in every one of his pictures.
>>56792894
>an't make this shit up.
But that's exactly what you're doing? Read it again. It's a bunch of crazies in Magdeburg opening what looks to be some kinda stupid alternative to the cities christmas market, that's all.
Doesn't mean the city (let alone Germany at large) replaces the christmas market(s), just that these clowns filled out the paperwork to have their very own super-special politially correct version that's likely going to be a miniscule sideshow to the real thing. In fact, their facebook feed on that site is already displaying butthurt over nobody talking about their gig and that the city government is advertising Magdeburg as the "christmas market capital" of German.
>>56792894
>perhaps time for rebellion?
Or roll over and die keks, it is after all what Germany is known for.
>>56794037
RARE
A
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>>56793959
>Germans
>not loving their satire
Pick one
>>56792894
Hitler needs to comeback, this is too much....What the fuck happened to you guys. Did the Ruskies rape your souls out?
it's 100% satire.
though it could be real of course considering or kekness.
>>56793544
REFUGEES WELCOME
REFUGEES WELCOME
REFUGEES WELCOME
holy fuck this is literal genocide. We'll have to drop the Leopard 2 tanks and buy Leclerc. At least the Frenchćucks may still be here in 2 years to service them.
Pic related; Germania getting enriched.
PURGE ISLAM FROM THIS PLANET AHHHH
You guys are really easy to bait...this shit was made to piss you off, best reaction is no reaction at all. Or even better, try to piss off the lefties.
>>56793783
It is
>>56793865
Not going to be much Magde left right?
ehueehueheueheuhe
>>56794081
>paste and go
Wtf is this
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>>56792894
This isn't real.... right?
>>56794865
its just a matter of time at this point
>>56792894
So this the 'real islam' I've always heard about
Instead of shooting and blowing people up like Jihad, they slowly naw away at a ver countrie's society, slowly squirming in and makeing everything their way.
But remember goy terrorism has no religion
>>56794037
The Goebbels of disapproval is looking in your direction
>>56794432
She does not look like she's enjoying that. In fact, she looks quite concerned.
It's a satire site.
/pol/acks please.
>>56795608
This. And even if it weren't, OP is blatantly mistranslating what it actually says.
>>56792894
TURKEY YES!!!
>Christmas
>It's all about Santa Clause
Jesus Christ Germany
GERMANY YES
This is so tolerant!!
>>56792894
why is winterman white you racist shit lords. other races are capable of experiencing snow too.
>>56795485
That he is, swissbro. That he is.
>>56793101
They're same thing though.
>>56792894
>selling satire as the real thing
To what purpose? So that people think you're even more keked than you actually are?
I'm starting to think, Germans simulate all this degeneracy to lull us into believing they're gone for good and then they'll blitzkrieg us when we're not looking.
>>56797194
>they found out
SHUT IT DOWN
>>56796998
>>56796369
Not in bavaria
You can thank the american occupation for santa claus
>>56796369
It's the Christkind around here.
>NRW
>>56797311
St. Nikolaus war immer 6. Dezember
>>56797194
oh vey
>>56797522
Den modernen weihnachtsmann / santa claus kannst du nicht wirklich mit St. Nikolaus vergleichen. In bayern kommt am 24ten immernoch das Christkind!
>>56793101
>hitlers table talks
trashed
Perhaps we should have nuked Germany. Look how well Japan turned out.
>>56797972
Ja hier in NRW auch.
Weihnachtsmann ist halt ne bessere Verkleidung.
Und Santa Claus ist Sankt Nikolaus
NEED BACKUP ON /k/ ASAP
GETTING RAIDED BY LIBERALS AND MUSLIMS
NEED BACKUP ASAP
boards.4chan.org/k/thread/27989511/
>>56797972
>In bayern kommt am 24ten immernoch das Christkind!
Hab gedacht in jedem katholischem Bundesland?
well christmas was originally a pagan holiday, many elements were intergrated (stolen?) by the early christians. You have no base to be butthurt about.
jesus wasnt even born in december lel
>>56798021
Why? I haven't read them yet. Are they not credible?
>>56792894
>Meanwhile in USA
>Kikebros run a commecial placement parade
>oh noes isis might attack hire more police details
>Goys pony up for extra security and buy products like good little goys.
It's satire, but the fact that so many people believe that this could actually happen says a lot about our nation.
>>56792894
>https://www facebook com/wintermarktmagdeburg
Confirmed for ANTIFA ruse cruse.
Who believes ANTIFA shit is even dumber than the leftie shits.
>>56798303
Surprised no one has ever started a true Christ sect with holidays based not on Europagan holidays but on scripture.
>>56792894
Good desu. Christmas is a stupid fucking holiday. Bring back Saturnalia.
Going to Chicago Christkindlmarkt this weekend.
>>56797522
My family celebrates both Nikolaustag and Christmas and attributes St Nicholas to both. So it's like he shows up early and puts gingerbread men in your shoes, then he expects you to leave HIM cookies three weeks later.
>>56793537
>>56793388
>actually giving a shit or supporting IP in any way
Jesus christ, and I'm not even a leftist.
>>56792894
hhaahahahah
>>56792894
On this day of giving thanks, I am thankful that this is fake.
Happy Thanksgiving, mein negers
>>56799069
It would be really contrary to the point and self-defeating. Cultural progressives would leap on it and use it as an excuse to remove all Christian iconography from Christmas once and for all and banish them to a little-celebrated holiday in Mid-Fall.
>>56799722
In addition there's no evidence for a SPECIFIC date so anyone trying to come up with such a system would immediately look foolish. Hard to complain about when holidays are celebrated when your own estimate is still in serious question.
>>56798914
No it says a lot about /pol/
>>56793101
What a monumental cvck Hitler was.
>>56794037
rare
>>56794432
poor girl
>>56794140
this coming from Sweden
>>56792894
Please don't let this be real.
I went to Cologne Christmas Market and I've never loved anything as much in my whole life.
Please please let Christmas be your line in the sand
I love this.
>>56798914
You just saved me from being utterly depressed through the holidays. I actually believed it....
>>56799848
REMOVE KEBAB
>>56800178
Don't get too relaxed .
Are these cunts going to ruin the markets anyway
Remember how they kept this off the telly last year?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/france-gripped-by-fear-at-christmas-after-third-street-attack-in-three-days-9943109.html
>>56792894
This is like a terrible dream I can't wake up from.
