This is the only true measure: if you had sex in the 90s you are a 90s kid and fully experienced the decade
If you did not have sex you are millennial
Debate over
>>56548977
Whereas if you've never had sex at all, you make this thread.
does being molested count?
>>56549102
/thread
>>56548977
Does being an edgy little kid, who hanged out on the streets all day, getting in fights before heading home, but stopping by the street skip to have a dig around for some 2nd hand toys that the upper class kids threw away, just to take home for myself, count as a 90s kid?
Born: 1993
Or am I pic related?
>>56548977
What sort of retard thinks gen xers are 90s kids?
>>56548977
I was like 6 when the 90s ended. Im in my twenties and wish i lived between the 20s through the 40s. Kinda wish i lived in the 60s/70s so i can mame easy rock money
>>56548977
eat shit and die
>>56548977
Ah, the 90's...
>be me
>ride bike to friends' homes
>sword fight with sticks
>ride bikes to nearest local grocery store to get $0.25 soda can
>hang out behind the store to see who could do a bar spin on their bike
>go back home with friends
>mom makes us all dinner
>play GoldenEye on N64
>fun but not so fun as to become a manchild over it
>actually go to girls house and ring the doorbell
>shake father's hand and greet girlfriend with kiss
Fuck man. I was too young to appreciate it but the economy was booming too so everyone was doing better than usual. 90's man... take me back.
what if I was molested in the 90's?
>>56548977
Having sex with males does not count OP
>>56554546
Something something poo in loo
>>56548977
>Remember listening to Chumbawumba and classic Smash Mouth in the car
>Remember watching WB cartoons like Animaniacs, Batman, and the forgotten Road Rovers
>Remember drinking boxed gatorade at soccer games
>Remember reading iSpy books
>Remember getting into Pokemon
>Remember being blissfully unaware of LGBTQABCD bullshit
>Remember when social media didn't exist
>Remember when Disney films that were actually good
>Remember when movies were good in general
>Remember watching Forrest Gump, Jurassic Park, and Twister.
Jesus I'm sad now.
>>56548977
>mfw got laid for the first time a week into year 2000
I was 13
Oh the 90s
>Electronic music was becoming a hit
>Pokemon
>No Social Online Shit including this cancerous faggot sit
>WB was producing great toons
>Loved watching Looney Tunes
>Star Wars I was coming out
>Video games were really innovative
>Disney was actually good, loved all their cartoons
>WWF, wrestling as it's finest
>TV was enjoyable and fun to watch
>More whites were alive
Now...everything is so jewfied to the point of becoming intoxicating.
2015 really is the beginning of the end.
>>56556429
I was actually watching a Sylvester and Tweety cartoon from the 90's recently (my TV was on Cartoon Network from watching Adult Swim the night before).
I don't know if it's because i've been browing /pol/ too much recently, but I swear to god Tweety looked into the camera and said 'It looks like we're about to be culturally enriched.'
Now, if I heard right, can you imagine ANY cartoon these days saying something like that? 90's shows were so un-PC compared to the Tumblr shit that's produced now.
Also I miss cell animation.
>>56556429
>2015 is beginning of the end
>not realizing the end has been coming for 8 years
The internet makes reliving any decade possible.
You're welcome.
>>56549102
First post every time
>>56557526
Nah, it just means you can relive the media of that decade.
>I'll never get to relive living in the greatest country in the world, when the economy was doing great and everyone actually still liked America.
If you have ever had sex at all you're normie scum and deserve to die, get the fuck off my 4chan
>>56557791
You can buy pogs, gameboys w/ pokemon carts, micro machines, VHS tapes of Independence Day and Wayne's World, VCRs, SNESes and games, more pogs, and even old Nokia cell phones with the snake game.
>>56554909
>smash mouth
I made a summerlist cd for my car this past year and instantly put Smash Mouth on it given they had a hit summer song. That was almost 20yrs ago.
>>56557940
>tfw lost all my pogs years ago
Wish I knew where they went. Seems like they just disappeared one day.
>>56548977
You were a 90's teen, not a 90's kid. I was a 2000's teen. Born in 1989 by the way...
Anyone else miss trance and Detroit techno? What the fuck is going on with these 1993-1999 retards? Some of the dumbest people alive! How can they even remember to breathe being that stupid?
I lost my virginity seconds after Y2K became the first happening to not happen.
I feel like I should be considered a 90's kid. If not, then fuck all you old cunts.
>>56557991
>i made a cd for my car
Time for bed, pops.
>hey now
>you're an old fuck
>change your diaper
>medicaid
>hey now
>you're an old fuck
>take your heart meds
>matlock
>all that glitters is where are my glasses
>on a something something who let you in here
>i don't have any children
>>56548977
If you were old enough to have sex in the 90s, you're Gen X. Debate over.
If and only if you were too young to have memories of a time before 2000, you are a Millennial.
>>56557991
I just remember 'Walkin' on the Sun' and their CD with the Station Wagon flying through space on it kek.
>>56549593
Of that counts then I'm a 90's kid
>being a child in the 90s makes you a millenial
>being a teenager in the 90s makes you a 90s kid
What kind of backasswards logic is this? '91 reporting in and you're just plain wrong.
>>56558379
The oldest Millenials are now 36, so I hope you can grasp how fucking stupid you are.
>>56558663
You stating something does not make it true.
If you were never a child in the 90s, you can not be a 90s kid, by definition. You look so damned inept it hurts to read.
>>56558304
>medicaid
>matlock
went too far, you don't know which generation you're shitting on.
>>56552927
>>56552927
>>56552927
SQUARE UP NIGGA
Complete bullshit. I was born in '86 and I experienced the entirety of the decade.
>>56548977
I was born in '85 I refuse to call myself a millennial I share nothing in common with that asinine little group of little bitch whinners.
>>56558739
lol and you can't do math you worthless retarded fucking loser
>>56558304
I think you mean medicare. Matlock?
>>56548977
Lost virginity in 92. Song playing was Breed by Nirvana. Was my roommates gf. We were 15 but lived in a 2bdrm by ourselves .
It fuckin ruled man I tell you waht.
>>56558663
Actually they are 34 years old. Not 36.
>>56554909
>Animaniacs
I still think about that show. I would rush home to watch it. Fuck my friends.
Ren, Beavis, Rapheal, Zack. I grew up in a fertile time of muttering, harmless rebels.
Nostalgia is a distorted view. Some guys here think it was better to grow up with tons of freedom. I should have had better boundaries.
My parents let us roam too freely. We did shit I regretted for a long time. I used to blame myself, thinking I should have been mature enough to stop myself. I was a child. My parents were too busy working, getting drunk and high to watch us well enough. It took me 20 years to realize this. I beat myself up for it.
You can bet my kids will be monitored better. There's a difference between being sheltered and being ignorant.
>>56558797
And this is a prime example of the hilarious mindset of Millennials: they want to distance themselves from the bad apples by trying to say they aren't Millennials.
It's almost a form of self-hatred.
You're a Millennial, deal with it. Every generation has its bad bunch.
>>56558797
mi negro
>>56558893
no,no ninja turtles and toxic crusaders were some of my first cartoons, I got the tail end of the 80s also I lived in a poor rural area so that stunted the chronological rate of my pop culture absorption. I have a good memory too and remember Reagen speaking on TV and watching the Berlin wall fall. I AM NOT A MILLENNIAL I'M NOT A MILLENNIAL!!!!!!!
*THROWS SODA ON THE GROUND A HOLDS BREATH WHILE SHITTING HIS PANTS*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRuuxAy_hiU
I miss this show
>>56558739
>if you were a child in the nineties
>you can't have been a child in the nineties
Despite knowing how fucking stupid you are, I'm going to waste the effort explaining that the division between these generational cohorts is the year 1980. Human beings reach sexual maturity around the age of 16, so it was around 1996 that the first Millenials began having sex and in some cases procreating.
>>56558847
Ja, Medicare.
All old people watch Matlock. He sends much younger people to prison.
>>56555792
Day before my 14th bday in 2000
>>56558866
Lost mine in '91 to Smashing Pumpkins' Gish album. Most beautiful memory I have.
>and she knows
>she knows
>and she knows
>oh
>>56559279
>>56558887
Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Histeria, and Freakazoid were done by the same people who did Batman TAS.
Legendary animation team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908
>>56559217
you are no longer mi negro
just did a double check and
>most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to the early 2000s.
we are one of them, time to embrace it.
I'm going to miss the boomers.
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/11/20/40-of-millennials-ok-with-limiting-speech-offensive-to-minorities/
>>56548977
If you were having sex in the 90s you were a preteen or teen or young adult
You were a 90s teen
I was born in the 80 s and grew up as a kid in the 90s
Checked
>>56559217
>>56558893
oh also I never even owned a computer until I was 14(first computer ever in my household) and I never even had a cellphone until I was 23/24 and still don't use smartphones.
I'm sorry if being a millennial has any cultral component then it doesn't apply here I'm not a millennial.
>>56559650
>most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the early 1980s to the early 2000s.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
>>56548977
>90's
>Going to the local park by yourself at 7 and 8 years old to meet up with some friends
>nobody would call the police about it
>actually being able to play cops and robbers during recess without getting suspended
>playgrounds were bigger and much more fun
>fucking discovery zone
hell yeah, good times back then.
Try finding pic related nowadays.
I was an 80s kid and a right winger so I was pretty negative about the 90s at the time, or I thought I was.
>Didn't like the Clintons so I listened to Rush Limbaugh.
>Didn't have many friends so I spent a lot of time on IRC.
>Didn't have proper Internet so I hung out on AOL news chat.
>Didn't like grunge or boy bands so I listened to the Aphex Twin, Namlook, Labradford, and that sort of thing.
>Too old for Pokemon and too cool for Ocarina so I played Dune II and Quake and SubSpace.
>Fuck up my car stereo in 1997, learn to love Smash Mouth and Chumbawumba.
>Scratch my head as Bill Clinton somehow turns into a pretty decent president.
>Hate the Batman movies, see every one of them on opening night anyway.
>Look at all these people enjoying life.
>Every fucking day or night, everybody out on the main thoroughfare having a great time.
>Normies, weirdos, kids, old folks, everybody.
>Just singin and clappin, man what the hell happened?
>>56559927
Imagine doing LSD there. Completely alone.
>>56559927
hell I remember playing monopoly with my dad on new years eve and it was so cool because I didn't get to stay up till midnight often. Also this group on radio disney all the fucking time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M15l4KVSt1c
>>56560075
Sometimes I wish I born earlier, in the 80's instead of 91'. Would have been a trip to see all the cool shit as an older person high out of my mind.
>>56558304
>all that glitters is where are my glasses
>>56559650
Well the chart clearly shows that whites are for freedom of speech, and so are educated people.
>>56560148
I can't help but think that tripping at DZ would have been a badass experience.
The arcade would have to be on full-blast tho. Sound effects are needed.
>>56558304
You mean Columbo not matlock
>>56559927
DZ.. the fond memories I have of that place.
>wandering in the woods
>getting my SNICK on with Are You Afraid of the Dark every Saturday
>like maybe 5 kids in the school were fat
>>56560530
Think of the bad experiences like seeing these motherfuckers move on stage at chuck-e-cheese, and before that was circus circus. I always thought these things were creepy when I was younger.
>>56559645
Based Warner Brothers animation. God I never realized how much I missed it all until recently. Maybe it's because I just graduated college and I desire simpler times.
>>56560676
I had no blacks in my school growing up, and when they did show up, they didn't last long and were kicked out. I grew up in Minnesota in the suburbs before it turned into a ghetto. Not really many fat people back then in school growing up either. All the chicks were white and hot too, all that changed once I got into middle school.
>>56560694
Never went to Chuck's a single time as a kid.
If it wasn't DZ, it was a local arcade or one of those fun parks with the karts and mini golf.
Chucks was too $$$ with too little to offer, and had a lot of niggers.
>>56560822
see
>>56560794
Depends where you lived. All I knew were white kids running around having fun. When I was inside, I was playing Sega genesis and PlayStation eating Doritos and drinking surge.
>>56560694
Oh shit. Or at Showbiz.
I've never tripped, but I imagine that experience being horrifying.
>be me in 90's
>stick fights with friends
>riding bikes in the woods
>during summer vacations, mom kicks me and 2 brothers out of the house at 8am sharp after breakfast
>we disappear to wherever the fuck we want until 5pm
>had no watches, no cell phones
>had to learn to tell time using sun and shadows
>collect caterpillars in buckets and blow them up with firecrackers
>fishing
>My first horror movie experience was John Carpenter's 'The Thing'
>dad kicks us out Sunday morning to fix his truck, reminds us he has work on Monday
>figured out how to do drum brakes and cylinder heads at the age of 13
>bonfires
>no social media
>no fags
>no pedos
>no dykes
>no feminists
>liberalism was scarce
>shot guns without repercussions
>dirt bikes
>mopeds
>tractor racing
I want my childhood back.
>>56560949
Yeah back before chuck-e-cheese it was circus circus and the stage playing things were really fucking weird. Reminded me of some goosebumps shows or that slappy guy.
>>56548977
To understand how the 90s were back then you had to be born in the 80s.
>No internet
>No cell phones
>Music came in cassett or cd formats
>Games for PC were either cd or floppy disc
>Games on the consoles were all cartridges
>90s music was pretty weird and random
>People actually enjoyed being recorded on VHS back then unlike today
>Everyone went to the library to either to read, study or use the Computers.
>Bill clinton was a fucking idiot
>It was common to see people tying shirts around their waist
>AOL was the shit and kids who had on their PCs were the cool kids on the block.
>7 Eleven was a bid deal back then
>90s anime was pretty awesome
>People confused david hasselhoff with dan marino of the miami dolphins
>Pokemon was the shit and now it is shit
>>56560924
Oh god the water fights we had in summer.
There were the kids with super soaker 50s, there was that one kid who equipped the hose, and then there was that one asshole whose parents had bought him the super soaker with the tank pack that could blast you from 50 feet who walked around like the super villain.
And those grenade water balloons.
>>56561131
>music came in cassettes or cd
Senpai, I remember when CDs came out.
I remember 8 track.
>>56561095
You just made me remember a Pee Wee Herman doll I had with the pull cord in the back. That thing was creepy.
>>56561049
>>56561131
I remember being like 7 or 8 like I said here
>>56559927
Going outside was the shit, Halloween in the neighborhood was always packed full of kids running around. No cell phones, and online gaming hadn't ruined everything and hadn't existed as much as it does now. Aside from quake 3 arena and some old ultima online and C&C.
>>56561198
dude, i have a summer birthday. It was always awesome having a shit ton of white kids and friends over, no niggers moved in the area until after I got into middle school. Shit was amazing either way though.
>>56561253
Toys were way fucking scary and creepy in the 90's. Chucky was still huge back then too.
>>56560415
we will be a minority in 25 years
so there is that.
>>56548977
I was born in 1995, I didn't get Internet until 2007, most people I know grew up the same way.
Is 95-96 the last of the "old school" or first of the "new school"?
>>56548977
does '91 count?
>>56561453
Yes, I was born in 91'.
see >>56559927
>>56561198
Oh god I had both the backpack but also the green/yellow typical 50 the backpack one was a BITCH on your back seriously. I don't remember using the backpack one as much.
>>56561224
The PSX was my first CD player, in 1996.
I immediately became hooked on CDs, but my mom forbade me from getting PA discs unless my father listened to them first to approve the music.
Fortunately, my dad didn't coddle me, so he approved everything.
My favorite albums from 96-2000 were Aenima, Americana, Short Bus, Master of Puppets, and Significant Other.
>>56561453
Yeah, it counts as a 90s baby.
>>56558866
Lost mine in 98 to my gf of two weeks on her friends bed at her friends birthday party. NIN Fuck you like an animal was playing and I lasted a whole 5 minutes. She tied up the condom and saved it for memories or some shit.
We broke up a week later because my friend broke up with her friend and it just wouldn't work or some shit. Didn't care. Got laid. Didn't have sex for a whole year because I was to concerned with smoking weed and hanging out with my friends.
>Looking back on that memory MFW
>>56561560
>No Around the Fur
>No White Pony
Did the Deftones not exist in your life? Hang your head in shame.
>>56561560
similar situation
lived with mom, visited dad.
He got me metal gear solid, resident evil and fuckin syphon filter back in the day. Shit, i remember playing this too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5nJWdHBVhQ
Remember the payphones having the chick making the orgasm noises? hahaha.
>>56561560
>>56561224
Is it sad that I'm 29 and just this past july finally got a used car from 2001 that had anything of a cd player in it? It's mostly just a cd changer in the trunk it doesn't have a feed in it I had a 97 (which I had since 2002 it died last year only because of me getting hit in a wreck)
>>56561767
I had to use a tape deck adapter forgot to add.
>>56561767
No. I am 32 and drive a 94 Ranger with no radio in it.
I choose to not have one.
>>56548977
>you will never have pre-9/11 sex
Why live?
>>56559733
82 here so I remember that neon was the shit. G.I. Joe and He-Man was the best. Hyper clothes was the raddest thing out there and skating on one of those big ass skateboards was the best time to be alive
>>56561560
>one of my '90s favorite albums was an album that came out in '86
You're not stealing my childhood, you little Millenial faggot. Gen X gets good Metallica. You get shit Metallica.
>>56548977
FUCKIN FAG U R WRONG
>>56561831
Ah yeah it's just funny it's like wow yeah mindblowing that I now have a car that was relatively recent when I was in high school(graduated in 05) It's a Taurus like my 97 was. Things are pretty damn reliable considering. I mean the 97 lasted for fuck ever and it only died because of being hit. At least I have a working air conditioner again.
Also, since I haven't said anything, I can't say when I lost my virginity...
I used to fool around with my friends at age 7-9, even got into oral stuff.
Experimented with a girl a year younger than me one afternoon in the woods. She showed me how girls peed, and opened up her slit so I could get a look, and I returned the favor for her, that was age 9.
I tried "humping" a girl at age 11, but it didn't hold my interest at all, despite puberty having started.
I was far more interested in males.
Did some things with an older guy, and even tried anal at 11, but that shit was a lot of work because he had to go slow so I didn't get hurt.
Never did it again til later teens.
He DID let me do him, and he had a great ass from what I remember, but I wasn't long enough to really do much.
In the end, we stuck to oral and masturbation and frotting and stuff.
Overall, these were enjoyable experiences, and I never told anyone until I got older, as I didn't feel like starting trouble. That guy is still free and has a great job, and he got married. I think he's a father now, but I'm not sure.
My own life kicks ass IMO, so no harm done here either.
>>56549102
Thank you first post.
I was born in 1995, I'm a 90s kid. I remember life before 9/11 like it was yesterday, I remember using dial-up, I remember life before widespread Internet, I remember Y2K, I remember watching 90s cartoons that were still there from 2000-2005.
Fite me
>>56548977
I like this. I fucked in 2012 or 13 I believe. either way, that makes me a product of this decade :D
>>56562100
>Ford Taurus
My grandmother had a liking for those too.
>>56562143
Lol wtf?
>>56562223
I was 16 in 95
>>56561666
I grew on the Tones more as an adult.
Now they're among my favorite bands. Chino is a based beaner.
>>56561722
I was bored by MGS. I enjoyed Syphon Filter more. Action vs. stealth, I'll take action.
>>56562049
Don't Tread on Me was my favorite Metallica song as a kid, so there IS that.
the Black album was my first tape. My older brother bought it for me on my 7th birthday.
i do miss those 90's
>economy wasnt shit
>could actually buy shit/invest
>people actually spoke on the phone, no texting
>i still dont text
>Modest Mouse
>Aphex
>His Name is Alive
>Califone
>AOL AIM
>Thought the AIM Bots were so much fun
>damn i miss Jackass. Celebrity Deathmatch
>Malcom in the middle
>No overpopulation
>People's feelings weren't so easy to offend
>The magical gas station pizza place that was close to my house was still there....Calzone Pizza ^_^
>>56562268
Well my 97 was just my first car it's always going to be special. The 01 I got was just sheer fucking luck that I found it after looking for so long for a good car deal and I did test drive some others I wasn't just specifically looking only for another Taurus. Anything similar and simple with a decent price would've made me happy at least in the mean time to save up for better. But it was almost like fate that after all that tough searching a familiar friend came around and found me. Mantears yo.
>>56562223
sorry m8 you are not a 90s kid
>>56562400
I had a lot of different games and still listen to some nice music from that era too. Love that 90's alternative rock in and techno in a lot of those games.
>>56562411
>Celebrity deathmatch
fug that was a nice show, check out MST3K on youtube for old mystery science theater 3000 episodes too.
>>56562493
And by familiar friend I ment the car. Was sad to see my old friend die when it did.
>>56549102
Fukin rekt
>>56562371
It's called "growing up with an intensely curious mind".
I got into lots of trouble because of it. Never really hurt anything though.
I just liked having fun and trying out new shit. If someone told me something was dangerous or "wrong" my first instincts always told me "investigate this".
I'm still that way. No surprise I'm a hard core Libertarian now.
The 90s were a decade where it was still possible to experience crazy shit growing up without the government getting involved.
As long as you stayed hush.
>>56561444
First of the new school, sorry. '95 is on the cusp, but '96 is new school.
>>56549102
epic bantz
op doesnt even have the balls to reply to his own thread
80's generation is the most hyper experienced generation.
Feel sorry for 90s kids... you never knew real life, and the 70s are just slightly too stuck.
GG life... gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXVO0j-RUAY
Remember how all the girls in class wanted Jonathan taylor Thomas? That dude fell off the planet
>>56564843
OP made a thread during break on work, just to see what replies I'd nab and read them afterwards
Also I'm back bitches
>>56554909
Good movies
>twister
>>56568304
That movie is the whitest movie of the 1990s.
Not even kidding. There's like ZERO diversity in it.
>>56568784
Yeah, it really is quite disgusting.
>>56569134
I thought it was awesome myself.
Tornadoes and rock music and Dodge advertisements. What's not to love?
>>56549102
BOOM ROASTED
>tfw flying before 9/11
>>56561633
>She tied up the condom and saved it for memories or some shit.
>>56549102
>>56549102
GOT EEEEEMMMMMMMMM
I was born in 88 and feel like I was born just in time for some things but still born too late. Still I remember the 90s well enough to want it back. Fuck the present man.
>>56556429
>>No Social Online Shit including this cancerous faggot sit
AOL I.M.
fuck head
