>French people
>>55824958
What is happening here?
fucking cattle
Actually lol'd.
>>55825035
Memorial to honor the death from terrorist attack
Some fireworks go off
French cowards freak out
Literally run over the memorial to honor the dead
>>55825035
The death throes of the west.
If I was on edge I would do the same. and also. fuck you commie>>55825046
With sound and extra info here:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/place-de-la-republique-sick-6837565
>>55824958
>>Slips butt first into memorial of the dead
Poetic
>>55825597
>If I was on edge I would do the same
pussie
>>55824958
Now imagine your people
>baloon pops
>hundreds of morbidly obese human shaped blobs of fat start moving
>cattle stampede dressed in pissed sweatpants and flipflops
>donuts, starbucks cups flying everywhere
>ground shakes, tremors felt all the way to Argentina
>all usually lolbertarian, cop hating, sjw masses yelling 'HELP BOLIS, HELP MEE'
>>55824958
>>55824958
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why the fuck am I laughing, we're next...
>>55824958
>>55824958
>That one guy that just stands there.
>>55824958
>it's totally expected there'll be a prank
I'll be not original saying that but just shut the fuck up burger.
Op delivers
>>55824958
#NOTAFFRAID
>>55825954
anybody who has ever shot a rifle can tell miles a way a real rifle sound and a new year's eve banger
high caliber assault rifle = earth almost shakes as you shoot
>laughing at them
this is why ISIS will win
>>55824958
at least they can run unlike you amerifag
>>55824958
Chuckled at first but now disgusted.
How terrible it must be to live in a nation in fear of random slaughter you cannot even have a memorial in peace. I bet if the PC government could spin its way they would arrest these people for racist implications that Muslims are looking to hurt them at every opportunity.
>>55826403
>high caliber assault rifle
>>55825836
Let's talk about your folks again
>someone steps on stale croissant
>sounds like machine gun fire to French people
>a thousand effeminate men start prancing away
>damn they can skip pretty fast
>look at em go!
>rainbow scarves flowing in the wind
>one trips on his high heel and busts his face on the concrete
>glitter flies everywhere
>a few ISIS guys step outside their apartment building holding AKs looking rather confused
>"Ahmed, did you already start firing?"
>"No, not yet."
>Shrugs and start shooting
>All of France surrenders and concerts to Islam.
>>55824958
after they flee Paris and give it to the Muslims where will they go?
>buy fireworks
>look for crowded areas in paris
>set them off
>watch normies trample in panic
WHO /mischief/ HERE
>>55826805
we accept our new republican refugees
>>55826673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGsFfkw1BdQ
Could we please stop shitting all over the French for their supposed cowardice?
They died in droves along with the Germans in WW1. They have been US's greatest ally since before our inception. Let's not forget those things.
France is a dragon begging to be awoken.
>>55826412
We're laughing because they're too kucked to do anything about it
>let in syrian refugees
>they kill over a hundred of your own people
>chastise anyone on the streets or on the internet who blames the trojan horse
Once they wake the fuck up and start killing or kicking out muslims then and only then will I feel sorry for them being murdered in an islamic terror attack
>>55824958
A fucking FIRECRACKA!
>>55824958
so a guy that I know just called me to tell me that he got kicked out of metro. being drunk as hell, he pulled out a hijab from a woman head.
>>55826974
>greatest ally to usa
What happened to Isreal ? Wasn't they your greatest allies ?
>>55826974
Thats the reason they are pussies though. Literally all the brave fighting men died in WW1 and their gene pool only had coward genes after that.
>>55826924
>fps Russia
>ever
>>55827168
>Fuck israel. And fuck you Latvia.
>>55827181
I really doubt that. They're just more brainwashed. Give it time. The fire rises my friend.
>>55826974
6/10 good effort
>>55824958
>one guy standing there completely calm, looking around in disappointment
Found the American
>>55826674
this is croatia you're replying to, just for the record
Is something happening?
>>55826403
the highest caliber assault rifles in common use are in .308, the low end of high-power rifle cartridges.
"high caliber" in terms of rifle ammunition better start with a .4 or higher
>>55827297
I'll be laughing it up when France overthrows their gubment before Germoney does. Merckel would be done and hung by now had she been in charge of France.
>>55826924
What about low calibur guns?
What about an AK?
I'm British so have no experience with guns, so I honestly couldnt tell the difference. I wish I could own guns though, I want to try hunting and being self sufficient.
>>55827168
top kek
you reap what you sow i guess
>>55824958
French people doing their national sport.
>>55826674
>All of France surrenders and concerts to islam
>concerts
Oh man, what a typo
>>55827459
Join a gun club mate it's not hard. There are plenty of gun owners here, just not in the shitty cities. You can get a shtgun licence easy if you join a gun club for about 6 months,
>>55827635
EVERY witness of the real attacks started saying they thought it was fireworks at first. Everyone saw those witness on TV. So if you hear fireworks, you don't check, you run. I don't see what's shameful or funny here.
Poor France. They used to be kings n shiet, and now look at them.
why are they running? didnt they say they are strong and that an act of terror commited by a bunch of cowards wasnt going to affect their lifes? maybe they forgot to change their facebook profile pics yet and thats why they are running?
>>55827678
I live in a shitty, irrelevent town that has fuck all. In Wales.
I doubt there are gun clubs in my area.
>>55826974
>Greatest Allies
>Got you involved in Vietnam and left you high and dry in there alone without a second thought
>>55826124
is this real holy fuck!?
>>55827836
I thought Mexico was supposed to be hot, but look at this mother fucker with ice water in his veins.
>>55827459
.223 (AR round) is louder in practice because it's supersonic ammunition, meaning it causes sonic booms all the way to its target. 7.62x39mm (AK round) is quieter because it's subsonic, thus lacks the sonic booms. .308 (FAL, SCAR 17, G3) is supersonic.
noise really just depends on how much powder is being burnt and how fast the bullet is moving
>>55827768
Just burgers doing their national sport, talkshiting.
>>55825202
>>55826124
>>55826844
>>55827002
It wasn't fireworks. It was actually just a light bulb that exploded in some bar.
The whole city panicked and screamed for a light bulb.
>>55828021
Yeah but fireworks vary in noise level and sound, so I can see the confusion. Hell soldiers after WW1/2 would jump hearing a car backfire.
>>55828038
That's Austrailia.Do you want to surrender before you make any other stupid comments?
>>55828374
Talkshiting is not same than shitposting but nice try.
>>55827909
Well I'm not sure about Wales but you should at least try googling for local gun clubs or hunting clubs. There are some near most places in England (esp in the North)
>>55828374
I understand the confusion. I'm not the shitposter who was mocking them for not knowing the difference
>>55828546
>>55828038
>>55826106
go attend a concert
>>55828576
I'm so paranoid about the government spying and teror I worry just googling shit about guns would get me on a list.
>>55825202
I heard some guy had a wicked kebab and his flatulence was rather loud triggering this stampede.
>>55828741
I have no friends, unlike you
>pic related
>>55828352
THATS EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
>>55829305
>>55824958
This is pathetic because everybody was like:
"Multiculturalism is great, we do not fear!"
"Muslims are also victims"
"IS is jealous of our rich culture and diversity" "Migrants make us great despite the terrorism"
"Ahmed! Take my hand, you silly :3"
>>55827390
I was referring to Europe in general.
>>55824958
>scared of fucking fireworks
>even confusing the sound of firecrackers from an actual gun
JESUS
FUCKING
HOLY
SHIT
these faggots are already doomed
what kind of war could they possibly wage?
terrorism has already won
the point of terrorism is TERROR, its in the fucking name, they are afraid, scared, terrified and wont do shit about it
kill them all
france needs to be wiped out for allowing its population to be suck cu-cks
>>55824958
top keks
whitebois are being keked in front of our very eyes
>>55829372
>>55824958
>that one non-surrendering frenchman who keeps standing there
oh how the mighty have fallen.
>there are people out in the world who have never heard a gun before
woah
>>55824958
I kek'd.
>>55825950
As an Autistic history nerd, I hate that meme.
France surrenders to a balloon popping. A new low for the gayest country on Earth.
>>55829596
>>55829281
That's what I was implying with my post yes.
Whole story is:
>Light bulb explodes in a bar/coffee
>Tensed cop takes out his gun
>Some retards start running out of there and shouting there's terrorists shooting
>Everybody panicks
Still not sure if it was a light bulb or firecrackers in the end, but the light bulb story seems more legit desu.
>>55828021
They're both loud as hell. One is higher pitched one is lower. That's about it.
>>55829596
Based
>>55829596
>>55828021
>AK round
> subsonic
how's the last call of duty game?
>>55829596
oh god my sides
>>55824958
What a bunch of faggots.
People who "honour" others for attention are scum.
>>55829943
>attack making about hundred of deads
>2 days after, people telling you there are terrorists near your street
NO I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE MUCH COURAGE MUCH SMART
>>55824958
maginot line.webm
At least no one surrendered, this was a strategic retreat.
>>55825836
>all usually lolbertarian, cop hating, sjw masses yelling 'HELP BOLIS, HELP MEE'
>cop hating
>HELP BOLIS
>???
Best troll in years
>>55829596
4chan , full of angels
>>55829596
>>55826974
>GREATEST ALLIES
LOOOOOOOOO
Why are french the weakest?
>>55824958
funniest shit i've seen today. Can't stop laughing
>>55824958
>that old guy just standing there
Based
>>55829596
>>55825035
Someone farted
>>55825952
I think we're next
>>55829596
the absolute madman
Why do women yell all the time? It's not like they were hurt, they were just running. The cries just make everything more chaotic.
>>55830295
I didn't say people were retarded for being scared at hearing there's terrorists. Calm down frog. The ones who started shouting it for a light bulb are truly retarded though.
Now hold on a second, new years eve is right around the corner.
How the fuck are people in Paris going to handle that?
>>55828021
according to Wikipedia the round used in the AK moves at over twice the speed of sound at sea level
>>55830902
It's perfect. Thousands of fireworks just blending in with the shots. Nobody will know
>>55824958
C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !C U C K !
>>55829596
>>55830607
Then I guess you haven't seen this yet?
https://vimeo.com/145778731
>>55831022
I'm imagining some sort of movie montage with fireworks, gunshots and classical music simultaneously as unsuspecting civilians are slaughtered by the dozen. Just imagining of course, I wish for no such terrible thing.
>>55829141
>we don't sit idly by
Yeah we usually make sure everyone gets all the arms and munitions they need to keep fighting
>>55830964
Du hast recht.
>>55830902
>>55831022
>>55831142
I think they won't do fireworks this year. That's obviously a terrible idea.
>>55831117
jesus christ
>>55829596
>Belgian
I'm not surprised
Absolute madmen the whole lot
>>55826974
>french getting btfo in ww1
>french getting btfo in ww2
>french getting btfo in vietnam
Fucking frogs.
>>55824958
Gotta love the calmness of the bald guy on the front.
>>55831117
Holy shit, this is great
>>55831117
fucking fantano
>>55831117
kek
what game is that?
>>55824958
Fuck the dead, if I'm still living I'll be saving my ass.
>>55831117
mother of god this guy is a genius
>>55832047
G Mod
>>55829596
>>55831117
fucking jettan does it again
Reminder he made another video of that kind a while ago and his shit got on Russian TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F_IKND1z1w
>>55832047
Garry's mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVctN-76qVk
>>55831117
>>55831326
>>55831655
>>55832047
was fun to make desu
>>55825836
>Libertarians hate cops
Only the retarded ones, and left wing.
This is some 1984 shit.
Look how fast they run away like children. They are not allowed to have guns to defend themselves. they go to prison if they defend their homes even.
They must hide and cower or run like cowards if anything happens because apparently the nanny state is the only one allowed to stop anything bad from happening. Then their nanny state brings in terrorists to the country en mass and fails to protect them as the terrorists murder and injure them in the hundreds.
TRULY this is some sort of dystopian shit hole of a country.
>>55832432
GMODDER ON DECK
>>55827909
WHO /caerphilly/ HERE
>>55824958
When will France surrender and become a caliphate?
>>55832432
You made it? I've seen that user icon somewhere - 8ch maybe?
>>55832835
i was the one who mentioned fantano and did bad french accents
>>55832478
My personal favorite is the woman just slowly walking over the memorial.
>>55824958
>that bald guy
>>55830758
Better protect Vatican or religious people will go butthurt
>>55830362
They hate cops until they need them.
>>55829596
Why no flag, was this /b/?
>>55832965
kek
is there anymore like this?
>>55831117
>hitler out of nowhere
LOST
>>55833227
Of course it was /b/
>>55824958
>those guys running through the flowers
kek, they just dont give a fuck.
![LiveLeak-dot-com-06d_1447585266-1447580314930_1447585311[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eqpZjx5.jpg "LiveLeak-dot-com-06d_1447585266-1447580314930_1447585311[1].jpg")
ikr
>>55827097
was there an army of cucкs travelling in this metro to manage to kick him out?!
>>55824958
>I-I love our-r m-mmmulticultural city
>>55833532
based kurwa
>>55830362
that's how the antifa 'anarchists' sound in europe once they come across a few skinhead lads
>>55831117
>baguette stocks down 600%
that got me, fuck
>>55832239
Holy shit this is amazing, I'm in tears
>>55824958
this is so pathetic
france, you do not deserve to exist
and btw, give away your a-bombs to Proland asap.
>>55833532
topkek
>>55825035
/b/ let off a few firecracklers at a memorial.
Not even joking. Fucking tards
>>55832239
>>55826124
was it really this guy?!
>>55831503
You forgot to mention Algeria
>>55832432
>>55831117
Greatest thing ever
>>55824958
If this happened in a muslim country they'd be 10000 dead from the stampede.
>>55825836
>all usually lolbertarian, cop hating, sjw masses yelling 'HELP BOLIS, HELP MEE'
>police kill perpetrator
>That was racist. Popo need to die.
>>55829141
I can't wait until Trump is in office.
>>55827390
> googles french flag
> googles Croatian flag
> checks Croatia is in Europe
> "I was referring to Europe in general"
>>55827358
The veteran, probably. Knows the difference between a fucking firecracker and ordinance.
>>55826974
no. there is an exessive amount of bitching and unprofitable panick, especially on fb, thanks still for this profile picture
>>55829467
This is why everybody on the planet considers U.S Americans to be insular fucking morons. What essence of fail. 10/10 buddy!
>>55831503
Not to mention the only reason they helped the U.S. fight the British is because they hated the Brits.
>>55833035
Well, you can assume they are the main target.. But probably they'll go on civilians
>>55829596
based anon
>>55824958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ3Wy0Ae44M
>>55826974
France bore the brunt of German agression in WW1 and witnessed to the greatest extent of all nations involved the horrors of modern warfare in the early 20th Century. Do people really think that if Britain hadn't been an island it'd have fared as well? The UK would have been overrun in a matter of weeks if exposed to Blitzkrieg warfare.
>>55834840
GIUBILEO IS COMING
BRACE YOURSELF WE CAN'T EVEN BUY GUNS
>>55824958
10:05, "Let us bow our heads in prayer for the poor souls who lost their lives in this weekends tragedy"
10:06, "FUCKFUCKFUCK THE OUT THE FUCKING WAY, A DOG JUST FARTED THREE BLOCKS OVER, IT MUST BE THE CALIPHATE COMING TO RAPE OUR FACES
>>55826974
>Could we please stop shitting all over the French for their supposed cowardice?
THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM FUCKING FIRECRACKERS
They have ascended past meme status. How the fuck do you freak out over firecrackers so bad that you trample over a memorial?
>>55829596
>>55831117
oh, you. you. I love you guys for this, you know
>>55835129
I'm far from Rome. And yeah, I already have guns ready.
But my ID is not a good omen tho.. Literally "muoio"
>>55833386
I helped with jettans original isis vid, i claimed about gold and blew up a cheeseburger
>>55826674
Dumb amerifat doesn't know flags
>>55835334
Shut up, Denmark. Go back to making waffles.
>>55835317
> jettan
ok cool
I remember seeing that clip on 8ch several months ago. Pretty fucking funny.
>>55835616
yeah good fun when we hit russian news :^)
>>55835281
>mfw I am in Rome without guns
>>55835719
>tfw in the south surrounded by hundreds of miles of armed, racist southerners
Happening proof
>>55829737
I agree, how the fuck would France even exist let alone be the 3rd biggest country in europe if they surrendered to everyone?
>Triggered
>>55835719
There are only 3 words to describe your situation:
KEK YOU FUCKED
Btw, I'm sorry to hear that.. Maybe in the panic, you can buy guns from gunshops for a cheap price or illegally
>>55829305
That one dude that just keeps standing there.
>>55824958
Spot the old british guy.
>>55824958
top wew
>>55835281
What are gun laws like in Italy?
>meme pas peur
>without fear
>french memes become reality
POTTERY ON SO MANY LEVELS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkeKeBYSvhQ
>be french
>meme pas peur music starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHBcA6fX_Ro
>>55836731
You basically can't have anything. I have 1 gun and a shotgun, both illegal.
>>55836983
>Civil disobedience against a kek government.
I like you.
>>55836983
top kek
People would have called you a fucking crook. But look who's the least likely to die now :^)
Fuck France. Bunch of weak ass pussies.
>>55829596
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
>>55824958
wow, i guess if you really wanted to fuck up france's morale that would have been a good opportunity to take.
>>55833227
Of course.
>>55829596
>>55826924
love me a bar.
>>55837220
Thanks farofa bro
>>55837250
I don't care what people would have called me. If I'm gonna die, why not fighting? :^)
>>55834738
>ausfalia thinks it can talk shit whilst being the most irrelevant anglosphere nation
I find it almost pathetic how little your country does. Even CANADA is more relevant than you.
>>55829596
MARVELOUS
/b/ truly outdid themselves. And here i thought they were fully overcome by the SJW cancer
>>55825597
>that quote
He never said it, actually.
>>55824958
link with sound?
>>55830865
Women instinctively start shrieking as soon as ANYTHING happens, because they're alerting nearby males to come and deal with whatever is happening.
>>55829141
Do people not see how permanent an impact 100,000 Syrians will have on your countries gene pool?
I'm sick of this 'everyone is equal' shit.
If you knew a thing about evolution you know that's totally false.
>>55829596
Are firecrackers legal in France?
>>55838902
Probably not any more.
>>55826996
You are total kek, are you. Those people running from this shit which is everyday in Syria.
Why people think now is easier to get in EU than before refuge crisis? Open borders are for decades now.
And those attackers were from France and Belgium...
>>55824958
im not sure who my favorite is
>bald guy that is probably too senile to give a fuck
>rod stewart fuck that just walks across the candles
>guy who makes it into a slip and slide near the end
>>55825836
>>55826674
>someone throws a bigmac on the ground
>you tell them thats sacrilege
>croatian guy sits there laughing at you for being an amerifat
>some serb walks up and asks whats going on
>croatian guy goes red and gets insta triggered at the sight of the mighty serbian eagle crest on his jacket
>they fight each other and the serb wins
>american already has another bigmac
>im baked as fuck
ayyyy lmao
>>55826674
>Concerts to Islam
>>55828931
kek desu
>>55839516
The guy who falls on his arse is definitely a fan favourite
>>55835719
https://murdercube.com/files/
>>55826974
no one deserves to have its civilian population massacred, but the french are fucking assholes dont forget.
http://www.invadefrance.us/
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html
>>55831143
Like ISIS
>>55826974
>helped the jews
No mercy for frogeaters then.
t. nadsee
All those edgy teenagers. Everybody would have run here if they were in the middle of the crowd. If hundred of people around you are running, you just run too. And whatever how it started, if something explodes next to you in this tense climate you would turn paranoid, at least for a few seconds which is enough to start a panic movement. First time in /pol/ but fuck you are all so retarded
>>55840077
Sorry frog, the symbolism is too strong with this one.
>>55829635
Hoho, how many kids did you killed Today USA with your glorious gun free politics?
>>55826974
>france
>greatest ally
oy vey!
>>55829596
/mischief/
>>55826974
Just bring back Napoleon, alright? Just do it.. Make it happen
>>55833503
>>55829737
>>55835882
Look at anons flag.
>>55825597
So fucking based quote
>>55825202
For us it'd be
>burger hits the ground
>screams "A nigger did it!"
>too keked to do anything
>pay cop to shoot all non-whites
>aw what the hell, burger's not so bad
>picks burger off the ground, dusts it off, eats it
>"Goddamn non-whites is what's wrong with this country"
>*nurf*
>>55825950
>>55841012
>His flag is just a zoomed in version of someone else's flag
Real original, m8
>>55840077
Welcome to /pol/
Have a seat and we can discuss why the jews did this.
>>55824958
>running over the flowers and candles
LOL
>>55835179
Of course, they all were totally aware it was just firecrackers. None of that of crowd people, a prime target for a gun attack, were reasonably thinking a gunshot-like sound could be the start of another gun attack, like the one that happened the previous day. Those silly French!
>>55826674
>can't tell difference between european countries
yep, that's america
>>55830569
>le surrender flag
>massive fucking terrorist attack in France not even two days ago
>worst massacre in France since WW2
>worst terrorist attack in EU history
>memorial to honor the dead, a prime target for another attack
>gunshot like sounds go off
>people freak out
>of course these individuals would instantly assume it is a firecracker after all those gunshots yesterday
>implying France is even USED to fireworks in the way America is
Jesus Christ /pol/, really? What the fuck is with all of you retarded, autistic edgelords.
They just suffered their equivalent of 9/11, fuck off. Of course they're scared.
>>55842682
>their equivalent of 9/11
Weren't there some train bombings some time before?
>>55843222
Killed about 8 people, yeah.
>9/12/11
>every house hung an American flag
>11/14/15
>every house hung a whiteflag
And this is the difference between America and France.
>>55842682
>Of course they're scared.
You're assuming there was ever any doubt in our minds about this
>>55842682
>9/11
>a real thing
jet fuel
>>55829596
>15/11/15
>the 11th day of the 15th month of the year 2015
Wtf am I reading
>>55830569
>I fell asleep in history class, the post.
>>55843970
>in case you didn't know everyone i'm really american and ignorant, thanks for listening :)))))
>>55826974
>Greatest ally
>Quasi war
>Not invading Iraq with us
>All around douchebags
sure thing
>>55843754
Yeah buddy, I'd love to see your reaction hearing something that sounds close to gunfire the day after a fucking massacre by gunfire and explosions.
Then again looking at your flag, nvm.
>>55824958
>French shitposting intensifies
>>55843715
the french are known for their cowardice but not this time around desu m8
>>55844094
Really ignorant, huh?
Coming from the guy who lives in a country that measures weight with stones.
>oonga boonga me weigh 10 stone 1 rock 13 pebbles oonga boonga
>>55829596
>>55826974
Pfft.
>>55844154
You keep assuming their reaction is in some way unexpected or unusual
>I'd love to see your reaction hearing something that sounds close to gunfire the day after a fucking massacre by gunfire and explosions.
>Then again looking at your flag, nvm.
thanks ameribro i hope you never have to make that reaction either
>>55844241
Why's it in English?
>>55844241
> only 20 missiles
> implying they are not trying to take easy on ISIS so they won't get way too angry
>>55824958
>that one Frenchman standing his ground while the cowards around him flee
