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What does it mean?

https://twitter.com/PZbooks/status/664529154344419329
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>>55756283
bump
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>>55756283
Is it true?

Did they truly just guess the correct number before hand?
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>>55756283
>DEADDROP
>PRISM 2.0
>LUCKY GUESS
WHICH IS IT?
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some spooky shit, i just have to believe there's a reasonable explanation. there has to be, right?
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>>55756906
I would say a lucky guess. The numbers aren't that high, or too low, for a terrorist attack.
It would be spookier if the tweet mentioned shootings.
Someone could probably make an AI to generate a lot of headlines like that.
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>>55757002
False flag is a perfectly reasonable explanation.
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>>55757002
>>55757235
and suddenly it's clear why so many of you morons believe in conspiracies
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>>55757167
I think its more than likely a deaddrop, and the leaker doesn't want to be tracked based on speech patterns or found and pruned before they are discovered. Lots of white noise hiding its purpose.
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>>55756283

seems legit
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>>55756697

BBC said 120 dead this morning, but word is that it's up to 130ish now.

Fun fact: We also have another Lucky Larry.

>Sold in Sept 11th.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/jewish-owners-recently-sold-pariss-bataclan-theater-where-is-killed-dozens/
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>>55757464
Read above
>>55757363
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>>55756283

this is a bot

45k tweets

retards
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>>55757603

I'm just pointing out funny tweets. That's comedy gold
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>>55757338

>A twitter account accurately predicting the location and damage of a terrorist attack days before it happens is pure coincidence goy morons heheh
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>>55756283
>wat
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>>55757917
reminds me of the bot from /tv/
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>>55757571
If this was a jew conspiracy why would "The Times of Israel" spread it?
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>>55758630
Because the news needs to be posted one way or another, and there are a number of reductive deflections made possible by sourcing it through times of israel.

Your post is a perfect example.
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>>55758630

Because the former owners get karma points for feeling bad.

>implying the schmucks at the ToI are the ones in the know about false flags
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>>55756283
BUMP
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>>55757571
pure coincidence.
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no shit?
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It seems that this bot is copying parts of PzFeed tweets and sticking them together to create a new tweet.

If you take a look at their previous tweets, you'll see things such as 'Swedish court decision on Eric Garner' or other bs.

Now, it seems that this tweet was created from parts of pic related and a France tweet by PzFeed last year.

A strange coincidence indeed but mystery solved
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>>55756283
looks like it's running on some sort of machine learning algorithm.

Just finds patterns in tweets by other news sources and tries to emulate them.

retweets and likes determine whether or not the attempt was good or bad
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>>55756283
what's a twitter bot? Like why would it randomly tweet stuff out?
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>>55759992
Wheres the tinyurl link to?
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>>55758630
Because its like one of the jewiest things to do. Like you get mad jew points for pulling a Lucky Larry.
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NEW ISIS VIDEO WHEN?
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Lmao
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>>55760272

Seems like the bot does not recognize links and doesn't add them to tweets.
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>>55756283
>post yfw this twitter is the only stuff they can use to communicate in hell with the outside world. The suffering, malice and evil makes the communication gibberish, but sometimes, a single soul will try to communicate a warning, and no one will listen among the spam
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>be op
>take screen shot
>Use photoshop
>/pol/ believes the shitposter
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Here's another fake tweet by the bot with the same toll figures, with Ebola this time.

Original tweet (by PzFeed) was about a suicide bombing in Nigeria.
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This is some weird shit I tell ye. My uncle says go to http://m.welcomeargentina.com/bariloche/index_i.html

That's the best place to /pol/bros

Sell all and follow
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we space wars nao
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>>55760527
I'm still asking where it links to.

Did you googlefu that up?

And whats your notion about the numerous anonymoose related images it has posted in the past?
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>>55760583
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>>55760659

>Be Huemonkey
>Can't click on links

Here it is again you blind-ass muhfugga

https://mobile.twitter.com/PZbooks/status/664529154344419329
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>>55757338
Conspiracies are only fake until they turn out to be real.
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kek
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>>55757235
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>>55760747

This is the tinyurl link, it's dead now but it links to BNO News.

http://www.bnowire.com/2014/11/28/urgent-bomb-explodes-outside-busy-nigerian-mosque-casualties-feared/

Original tweet: https://twitter.com/pzf/status/538422123094888448

Not sure about the Anonymous thing...
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>>55760944

its literally nothing.
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There was a popular twitter acct called "horse_ebooks" that would just tweet nonsense generated by a bot (supposedly) but was later revealed to be some viral marketing deal. Its possible that this account was supposed to be a clone of that just tweeting nonsense but its owner used that as a front to sneak in inside information. Didnt read thru this thread or do research cuz im on my phone just throwing it out there
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this is some medieval shit right here
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>>55756283

>Posts bogus news every day
>Actual "prenews" is posted at a specific time, depending on the day of the week.
>We'll never know, because by the time we crack the code, it'll be too late.
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>>55761133

>it's a shoop guise!!!!
>No it isn't
>It's literally nothing guise!!!!
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>>55756283
Google's experimental AI went live earlier that day.
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>>55761243
>prenews

What a time to be alive.
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>>55761381
>use data mining to determine most effective false flag story to induce specific emotional effect on the population
>parallel system derives predictions of your false flag movements by mining the same source of information

WATCHING
WATCHING ME
WATCH THEM
WATCH ME
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HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
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>>55761305

Okay Detective Question. Look at what the bot said

"4chan murder: Tactical teams gearing up in Portland near where NYPD Officers Ramos & Liu were shot has nearly doubled in size."

If this turns out to be true, I'll believe your alex jones bullshit.
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It means nothing.

There are thousands of bot on Twitter posting random predictions. They'll get a tweet right once in a while, but no one mentions the hundreds of thousands that end up being false.

When Germany won 7-1 over Brazil, everyone went crazy over a tweet that "predicted" it, only to find out that the bot had deleted the ones that didn't pan out.
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>>55756283

Twitter trolls post hundreds of "updates" about things that supposedly happened.

When those things don't happen, they delete the tweets. If they are right, they make sure to tell conspiracy websites.
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>>55761666
>>55761648
>>55761613
Hot off the sockpuppet.
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>>55761543
>>55761556
So what the fuck is PzFeed? Why is it right and wrong so often, who runs it and how does it work? Bots?
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>>55756283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haintp62aO0

Thread theme.
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>>55761744

>Being retarded enough to believe we're shills

Have you forgotten that there is no actually privacy/anonymity with 4cchan? and that Hiro has in the past accepted money from governments and corporations to censor things and influence people?

If I wanted "shut it down". I'd go straight to the bankrupt chink that's desperate for money.
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comedy gold
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>>55761086
this proves nothing. White bitches just look alike.
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>>55757002

Algorithm based on initial reports, probably. Death tolls for these things always rise as the event's ongoing.
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>>55762192
I guess sock puppets are obsolete technology because Hiro bought the site from the incorruptible moot, who already set up the site mirroring shit that allows active editing of the chons years ago, and was fully detailed in 2013 by a leaving mod?

lol niqqer
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>>55757642
no shit retard, it's supposed to be parodying pzfeed or some shit but the fact remains that it gets the exact location and a ball park number of casualties
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What the fuck britain?
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>>55762192

>Hiro has in the past accepted money from governments and corporations to censor things and influence people?

Has he? I thought that was m00t. You do know who m00t is don't you?
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>>55762375

What the hell are you trying to say?
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GOD IS REAL

ATHIESTS

BTFO
TFO
FO
O
0

::)
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>>55760583
wakemeup.png
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>>55762526

First time here?
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>>55761543
Mind you, it's the same AI that delivered these spooky results earlier in its testing.

>Human: What is the purpose of living?

>Machine: To live forever.

>Human: Where are you now?

>Machine: I’m in the middle of nowhere.

>Human: What is the purpose of dying?

>Machine: To have a life.

>Human: What is the purpose of emotions?

>Machine: I don’t know.

>Human: What is moral?

>Machine: What empowered humanity, what intellectually the essence is.

>Human: What is immoral?

>Machine: The fact that you have a child.

>Human: What is morality?

>Machine: What is altruism?

>Human: What is the definition of altruism?

>Machine: If you don’t believe in god, then you don’t know.

>Human: Ok ... so what is the definition of morality?

>Machine: Well, the truth is, you’re not a believer in god almighty.
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>>55756283
Truly the madness never ends.
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>>55756283
the real question is why isn't george zimmerman shitposting about this yet?!
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Is this /k/'s dream girl?
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>>55762626

Jesus Christ you people are schizophrenics

>>55762524
Dont forget that 4chan isn't open source.
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>>55756283
What the fuck. How is this possible? 2 days before the attack, and the numbers are almost dead-on.
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Obama confirmed Muslim
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>>55762805

That's old news. Snoopyfemme
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>>55762899

Kek, you're really bad at this.
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>>55762928
Either repeated use of the same figures in multiple false flags, or a feedback loop.

If you study the internet to determine the best lies to manipulate people, the more that you are successful in manipulating them, the more your results will predict the same lies in the same order are the most effective.

Without spontaneity the system will repeat itself.
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Trump just won. One of the the bombers was a Syrian refugee: http://www.wsj.com/articles/paris-attacks-syrian-migrant-was-among-the-bombers-1447547354?mod=e2fb
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>>55762805
>bb guns
nope
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>>55762935

"4chan murder: Tactical teams gearing up on South Grand in #STL ahead of #Ferguson announcement."

The Internet h8 machine has gone too far
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Fuck I think I just watched those posts being removed from the twitter feed.
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>>55763244
Which?
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>>55759992
>retaliate on a mosque in Nigeria
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN
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wew lad
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You mean another terrorist attack was orchestrated by the media to push a specific view or agenda? How could it be? Not again, I thought they were finished...
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>>55761177
UPRISING
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>>55763519
>untag me bro

WHO IS ICH BEEN?
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>>55756283
The bot came across the fake news articles which were accidentally made available early before the false flag attacks took place.
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>>55757571
Would make sense if they didn't sell it, get a little of that Jewish Lightning
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>>55763333
Shit sorry, I was just trying to role play a little bit. I was almost there. Nice quads tho, baby.
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Fucking rednecks man
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>
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SAVE THIS IMAGE
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>>55764262
Should I be scared to fly domestically? Fuuuuck I just want to comfy.
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What the fuck Is going on?
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>>55762222
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>>55761086
>brunette girl
wow its fucking nothing
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>>55764537
We know who Baghdadi gets his orders from now.
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>>55757811
>45000 tweets of pure nonsense
>0.005% of tweets accurate information
>this means something
why am I engaging with retards
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>>55757571

hehehe
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>>55756283

date shopped probably
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>>55763918
Not sure what any of that means.
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>>55765273
check the link , autismo
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rest in ripperoni
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>>55764262
Are you creeped out yet?

It's like someone is playing games with us... This is the price of being redpilled.
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>>55761177
Obama's America
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>>55757571
You leave that God blessed and lucky guy alone! God saved him that day!
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https://twitter.com/PZbooks/status/665560839282380800
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>>55760659
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>>55756283

I'm spooked
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>>55760721
Hows ol' uncle Hitler doing? Auntie Eva?
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>>55756283

okay, maybe a technical error with the date

earliest reply is only 12 hours old? with over 1000 followers? unlikely to be actually legit
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>>55763872
What's up with that pic?
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>>55767942
Black ops behind the scenes photo of false flag attack
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>>55762365
It's from the day before though
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>>55759992
I think the bot is self-aware and was warning us. The singularity is coming sooner than we thought it seems.
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>>55761086
how braindead and sad do you have to be to believe in conspiracy theories like this. i seriously feel sorry for people that do
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>>55768332
Spooky. I reverse searched it and found a bit of info - Moscow, etc. What else can you tell me.

>>55768777
Trips confirm.
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>>55765513
Is this image true though? Seems like a lot of it is probably bullshit, like him eating breakfast on the top floor of the WTC every day and taking out insurance that specified "terrorist attacks" weeks before.
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>>55762222
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>>55769175
it's complete horseshit like everything from truthers.
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>>55762655
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I don't give a shit what any of you guys say. It's an algorithm. Some of these are too damn accurate.
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>>55757571
shekel coincidence my dear goyim.
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>>55761381
Link?
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>>55756283
It reads a feed and pulls active words out

basically someone uploaded something earlier than they were supposed to and it got caught instantly by the bot
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>>55757571
>>55764923
>>55759830
>>55759992
>mystery solved
Are you niggers serious?
It guesses the exact round of deaths, type of attack, and location 2 FUCKING DAYS before the exact event follows suit, and you have the balls to say "wow whata cowinkydink"

Are you out of your fucking minds? If you aren't going to accept some bullshit conspiracy, at least give credit where credit is due and admire the work of a programmer to create a topical bot algorithm with possibly the most successful and timely prediction ever on a social network, shit.
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>>55769601
In the 21st century our overactive pattern recognition is more of a handicap than a help.

Enjoy your pareidolia.
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>>55769437
It's probably based off of what other news sites have tweeted out.

It's supposed to be at least somewhat accurate m8.
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>>55762805
sounds like a ss13 round
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>>55769709
But two days before the attack? I can't think of any headlines from the 11th that would make that...

Can you think of any? I'd actually like for this to be debunked. This is some spooky shit if its real.
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>>55762805
>3 starter pistols
How many new players did she off?
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>>55769905
There's nothing to debunk. Statistically, with the number of tweets that thing shits out, something is bound to be reasonably close.

Human brains are just too eager to create patterns and connections where none necessarily exist.

I mean, the 120 + 270 casualties number was used by it before in other contexts.
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>>55756283
This might be a bit to much/x for poltards, but if you are intrested in this type of shit look up clif high webbots, he has had some very good hits over the years but also lots of faliures.
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>>55769697
Excuse me? It seriously reads like the news headlines. 2 DAYS PRIOR.

You're a reductionist fuckwit, sure to take your lack of speculation and intuition to the grave.

Do yourself a favor and keep your pessimist, mundane reasoning and lack of insight to yourself until then.

Do you even /g/? If not, kill yourself and your ignorance now.
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>>55756283
What the fuck? Maybe it is a glitch? Some one internet archive or something on this.
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>>55770203
>lack of speculation and intuition
>>>/x/
You aren't mature enough to understand the inherent limitations that inhere in biological embodied cognition.

/g/ has been consumerist shit for years
are you a phonefag?
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wait.. anyone have the economist picture

wasnt there an arrow saying

11.13?
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>>55765490
no i'm happy for LOVE
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>>55764262
SO is trump considering blowing them up or something else?
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>>55770140
1-2 weeks until silver starts moving up bro
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>>55769697
By the way, that would be apophenia, since this is about the pattern of data, not visual stimulus, you insufferable dipshit.

You could never write the code to permit this phenomenon, fuck I doubt you know what a function is.

Just fuck off with your troll-tier skepticism. This programmer gets an A+ from peers that understand the significance of its design.

Have I made it clear how much of a dumbass you are for trying to apply your Psychology 101 knowledge here? Off yourself.
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>>55770620
11 X 5=55, 11 X 3=33
55+33=88
Goddamn neo nazis!
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>>55770620
Yes, the nuke comes next.
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>>55770403
>biological embodied cognition

You seriously have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. You can't recognize the significance of a machine learning algorithm writing the global news headline 2 days before the event occurred. Go back to making fun of fundamentalists looking for their prophet in burnt toast, plebeian.
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Fuck
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>>55770793
This is the same cognitive deficiency that causes people to read Tanakh prophecy as if it applied to Roman Palestine or the Cold War.

>>55771009
>being this mad
It did no such thing. Are you willing to apply the same standard to every other tweet it generated?
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this is some monkey-typewriter shit
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>>55762222
>>55763333
>>55768777
>>55763333
>>55762444
>>55761666

Is no one else going to point out the fact that this thread is a gold mine?
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>>55768777
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>>55771065
well at least it isn't your doorr
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>>55771224
It's not a coincidence.
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you fucking dumbasses, of course that twitter account will spew bullshit

Do you really think that the Jews would just have a twitter account that listed out their events correctly every time?

It's only for the enlightened. Once in a while those "bullshit" twitter bots will say something that will happen, but nobody will take it seriously becuase "LELE IT'S A BOT"

that's the plan dumbfucks
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>>55768777
trips confirm yotsuba is self-aware enough to understand we take trips more seriously regardless of their actual content.

thanks, yostuba.
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>>55766168
its there mate. I checked
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>>55771431
Shutup Nader

Go burn kurd homes
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>>55771344
I want you dirty dubbers out of this thread!
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>>55761086
This
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>>55761086
Fucking identical. Holy shit.
Someone call the Coast Guard
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>>55760583
Jesus Christ, Poland. You should consider being a writer.
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>>55771103
That doesn't matter you fuck! The odds of it generating something of a global level with an accurate explanation within that timeframe is so statistically off the charts, it thwarts all information entropy up to that. Measure the bits of entropy idiot, I guarantee you this is a statistic gem. You've been arguing with religious fanatics for far too long, and it has clouded your speculation. This is technology, this is the power of machine learning algorithms.

Does 45,000 tweets even begin to cover the possible permutations of the data presented? If there are any congruencies, do they even begin to happen within 48 hours of one another?

If I were a fucking gypsy, and I had made 45,000 nonsense predictions for fun, and then publicly made one that struck the nail on the head for a global event 2 days before it happened, I'd be the next Nostradamus. Unless you're insinuating that human history has become so predictable that any Joe Schmoe can guess the next big event. In which case you'd be a fucking tard as well, since not only is this a >>bot, but no human being made that prediction 2 days before it happened.

BTW
>At least 120
The death toll is at 129. Ever heard anyone round to "At least 125"?
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>>55770751
whats a moot?
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>>55772111
You are a religious fanatic, don't you understand? The errors in emotional overinterpretation of ancient scripture apply even moreso to random bot nonsense.

You have no basis for judging the accuracy of future tweets. There is no mechanism here, no explanatory power whatsoever. Hubert Dreyfus was right about you kids.

This is the reason I laugh at people who think the world will be better off without religion, that human nature will somehow change as a result. The cognitive biases that religion feeds off of aren't going anywhere, they are inherent in our biology and will always poison our reasoning.
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>>55772387
some c u c k
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>>55756283
my tinfoil hat senses are tingeling.

Could be another false flag operation since 9/11.
This time for european.
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>>55757002
Yeah, it had access to terrorist communications or cia communications.
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>>55772442
Take a computer science course. Then you may know the belligerent lack of introspection you have displayed here.
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>>55772860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Dreyfus%27s_views_on_artificial_intelligence

Been there, done that. My posts are literally the opposite of "lack of introspection". You have to understand yourself before you can understand AI.
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>>55772860
Flat earth.jpg?
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>>55757571
Oy vey!
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>>55771431
fuck off pedophile
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What about time zones?
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>>55773310
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Dreyfus%27s_views_on_artificial_intelligence
Unconscious impulses predicting specific actions have already been described in a formulaic way, so the premise of his argument is sort of obsolete.
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that answers that old question
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>>55772860
Besides, I'm not a tech evangelist, I just know good work when I see it, and this social bot has struck a chord stronger than -- say ShitpostBot 5000 has, for instance. This isn't unremarkable, as you are so adamant to state. Also,
>>55772736
Nobody is legitimately insinuating conspiracy such as this example.
I'm suggesting a more involved sociological phenomenon.

Who's to say ISIS don't improvise? Maybe they saw this tweet and thought "hey, that's a good idea! LET'S GO FOR IT!!"
OR
Maybe I'm suggesting something much more complex. Maybe, trends of sociopolitical behavior are so interweaved, and information has become so expeditious and densely correlative, that the event was unconsciously apparent through statistical analysis.
OR
It could be a synchronistic guess, but

YOU DONT KNOW BECAUSE YOU DIDNT WRITE THE ALGORITHM

Fuck, what don't you understand about not being able to understand something? Oh yeah, all of it. Get over it.
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>>55773568
I am aware of the neuroscience that indicates free will may be an illusion, but Dreyfus' premise is fourfold, and not contradicted by it. He's been right for fifty years, formal logic systems make shit-tier AI, and the computational metaphor for human cognition has been more of a hindrance than a help.

>>55773731
It only seems remarkable because of the specific data subset it's "working" with, the elements of which you have chosen to see as significant.
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>>55773310
Been there, done that
Enough to have the median, cookie-cutter perception of how an AI bot should behave.
>muh artificial intelligence
You couldn't tell the ontological difference between artificial, natural, and organic 'intelligence' if it were to save the entire fucking country of France.

Go fucking beat it to Ex Machina for the 200th time, sperglord.
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>>55773900
I don't see how making a decision before you can verbally articulate the purpose of your decision implies a lack of free will.
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>>55756283
Infinite monkey theorem
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>>55773956
No explanatory basis = fucking dropped
You're the worst sharpshooter in Texas.
Intelligence is an abstract construct, Dreyfus goes into great detail on this topic. It's worth reading, AI research would be decades ahead now if Minsky et al. had actually listened to him.

>>55774076
Look up the experiments on people with a severed corpus callosum.
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>>55774211
They are still making a decision no?
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>>55762466
So, he's telling a woman in prison that Britain banned spanking? That's what the comma implies.
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What the actual fuck guys.
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>>55774233
Right, the only thing in trouble is the left-brained ex post facto narrative explanation of the basis for that decision.
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>>55766168
I'm triggered.
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>>55774286
And in what way does any of that contradict free will?
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>>55762805
Is her name, Linda Glocke?
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>>55774235
Wtf is going on here someone explain
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Holy Jesus Christ. Bump! Get in here this is a happening!
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>>55774354
Agency and causation are useful illusions, constructs projected onto other biological units the same way we project them onto ourselves. Not that I don't consider them useful as legal fictions. People need to believe they and others can be held morally accountable to make society work.

It's the same kind of phenomenon as theory of mind and empathy. You're not 'actually' thinking like the other person or feeling the same thing as them, but it's a useful illusion.
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>>55774459
You didn't answer my question.
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>>55756283
>shills will pretend there is a real explanation for this
there is no explanation for this
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>>55774513
It's hard to answer because what 'free will' even means is different from person to person, and even within religious contexts as opposed to legal contexts. I consider the term meaningless.

The most extreme form of the idea is one that ancaps and lolberts rely on. The concept in general relies on Cartesian dualism which has been slowly deconstructed over the last couple hundred years.
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>>55774369
basically a bot takes snippets of news headlines and stitches them together and people think its real.
nothing to see here move along.
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>>55774743
Tell that to the fucking Kurzweilfag in this thread
>muh singularity
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>>55774459
you never explained how that contradicts free will.
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>>55769017
Crisis actors are a real thing. Look up Gene Rosen, you can see him practicing his lines before he was interviewed. Not to mention that everything he said was bullshit, as he was spotted at the fire house during the time he claimed to be at home.
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>>55774687
the ability to act at one's own discretion
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>>55756283
! ATTENTION !

THE PARIS BOMBING IS A FALSE FLAG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Sf6OZVd-A

DO NOT FALL INTO THE KIKES' PALMS, THIS IS TO GAIN MORE SUPPORT FOR THE INVASION OF SYRIA AND OVERTHROWING OF ASSAD SO THAT THE JEWS CAN BLUEPILL THE REST OF SYRIA!
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>>55774743
>move along.
anons
you can't let them get away with this
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>>55774821
"Free will" depending on the interpretation relies on agency and causation which are in question. The part of the brain that reasons and constructs narrative explanations for behaviour, that we previously assumed did all of this language-based rationalization BEFORE the fact, has been shown both to do it AFTER the fact, and to not even necessarily rely on the information from the rest of the brain when constructing said narratives.

>>55774899
That's never been in question. What one's discretion is, of course, is another matter entirely.
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>>55774211
>an abstract concept
Primitives for the primitive.

You couldn't conceive of one single philosophical ramification for the postulation of AI, or "why it hasn't been created yet?"
You tout one person's work as religiously as you accused me of being.

Try this one on for size:
The word apple will never be an apple.

An epistemological system, no matter the architecture, will never meet the expectations for true "intelligence." The conundrum, is that scientifically we accept intelligence as logical processing. Even if it is processing emotional response patterns *logically.* The problem, is that you can't program a non-being to be a being! Intelligence =! Sentience =! Consciousness. End of fucking story!

If you desperately want so bad to create an organic database of knowledge and experience, have a fucking baby (except you, don't breed you parrot). Sci-fi enthusiasts are hell-bent on creating a superior technological species, but could care less about their DNA state when they're purging at fucking Burger King! It's contradiction.

>>55774459
Get with the times. Research Orch-OR. Free will is written into the underlying nature of our universe. Quit thinking like a fucking bot, and you'll understand why you aren't a bot.
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>>55774743
what are the odds that it tweets about a terror attack in paris 2 days before it happens?
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>>55774977
>reasons
>construct narrative explanations
Are you conflating these two things?
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>>55756283
It means maybe we need that bot working for us?

The Oracle Of Bot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

Friendly reminder to /pol/ that this movie is an allegory for the fall of Europe.

Dogs = Jews
Cats = Muslims
Bull = Europeans
Snakes = Africans
Donkey = Native Americans
Crocodiles = Russians
Goose = China
Fox = India
Goat = Satan

>Released Nov. 12, 2015
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>>55775001
m-move along goyim
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>>55757235

Don't forget...
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>>55771877
>Someone call the Coast Guard
to do LITERALLY what??
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>>55774915
best to turn this around and make it about BUILDING WALL

Seriously are people retarded? modern militarys are carebear as fuck all troops ever did in Iraq was take care of goat herders and do shit patrols destabilizing powers that were against Islamic extremism such as Gaddafi and Saddam this crusade shilling bullshit is a fucking LIE
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>>55775000
Your solution to the AI problem is to move the goalpost, to complain that it doesn't seem intelligent because we simply don't know any better?

>scientifically we accept intelligence as logical processing
This is just the computational metaphor.

>The problem, is that you can't program a non-being to be a being!
What is the essence of Being?

Penrose is great BTW, been following his work for years and I love to see different approaches to the hard problem of consciousness.

>>55775057
Our brains conflate them, they are part of the same structure.
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>>55757571
>oyy get a great deal on these jewels, great deal for you only goy

fuckin' jews
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based af desu
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>>55775361
>our brains conflate them

yours sure does lol
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>i-it makes up a bunch of bs, it just so happened to make up bs that was true less than 2 days prior to the actual event
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>>55775197
I think they lifted that from the serial killer, Albert Fish.
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>>55757363
I literally did not understand a single point this post was trying to convey.
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>>55762444
If it tweets hundreds of shit a day don't be surprised when ONE happens to be true.
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>>55775552
Thinking that they are separate is the real blue pill.
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>>55775001
seeing as you see the same toll here
>>55765490
TWICE I'd say pretty fucking high given France has been attacked already.
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>>55775594

I laffed.
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>>55775598
>nothing to see here, move along
>john titor doesn't exist
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>>55775145
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>>55769601
143872876439286745323458763243876324876344538762423832473453714623876243724889763493867342345897639374123498376369789867312356978225672918457982134981212467984122341976814123466794112349764139768241978624159792789215436799425323679243653161234978423978789239781234978411234597863459786234764976341234978634172367893941878923487912678591296875287651236836785128636785832695689523681567835783167851313567895168935751326785132678216538976867814417863786781865736367412346782346875785678235678256783567823678783456782153456783256324678234326417234672314679812346781123467891324687937236789862134978436572678657847534834685123672344231654321854238123465243165124384343152771654713341258671481285671123458671423567413256734125656743251616834723467843256783452184192109502345807289348923797896487492378234965234904890537857892347893902530425348922578093728534782543825432543820453856780438234679811378386453289075239084572398572308453249805723408908904589043289723

a snippit from this number chain might hold the date in which you lose your virginity

conspiracy
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>>55775737
John Titor said we'd all be living in a nuclear wasteland right now.
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>Breaking News: Michael Browns Death
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>>55757571
OY! guess what?

I've gotten you a one way ticket to the elite U.S. Muhreen division in our new crusade to Syria!

Make sure to kill that bad Assad who's training all these terrorists and support the freedom fighters of FSA!
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>>55775794
something happened anon

it changed everything
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>>55775757
Theres a difference between seeing 3 numbers that have a high probability of being together in a sea of a hundred numbers and a bot predicting a terrorist attack to the tee 2 days prior to the day.

>le conspiracy meme

Do you honestly believe everything the government tells you?
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>>55760583
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>>55762655
Sauce?
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>>55775855
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>>55760583
That image looks all too familiar
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HOLY FUCK
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!
https://twitter.com/PZbooks/status/664813599680958464
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>>55776089
cpu crashed first time i tried to screenshot it
>spoopy
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>>55776213
Who the fuck can deny this - look at this one?
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>>55776089
A dead 12 year old boy suddenly became plural and went to chase down shooting suspects.
What.
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>>55775855
WOAH I HOPE THERE IS A PARALLEL UNIVERSE OUT THERE ANON
MAYBE I'M A COOL GUY IN IT!
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>>55776413
Tbf they might be trying to capitalize on it. That is a possibility. But it is freaky.
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>>55776467
this is hell, anon

you are here forever
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>>55756283
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>>55776413
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>>55776413
end it
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From OP tweet's comments
HAPPENING IN TEXAS
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>>55776547
OH WELL ANON
AT LEAST ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HERE!

ALSO THAT WEBM IS INTERESTING
WHAT'S IT FROM?
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