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>People will literally believe anything
These two tweets alone now have over 300 and almost 150 retweets respectively, and that doesn't count the hundreds of other tweets about Sam Hyde going viral.
We literally convinced thousands of people that Sam Hyde was on a moon-man rampage on a whim.
How far can we take it? What else will they believe?
>What else will they believe?
Fucking anything and you know it.
>12 black students have been shot
run it out
https://twitter.com/pinknutting/status/664351495500918784
this is serious.
https://twitter.com/ProperSaul/status/664372501472870400
Retweet this one like crazy. It seems like some dindus think that one of them was attacked. If we can get it rolling then the media is sure to report on it.
>>55432920
Sam Hyde is a monster that must be stopped!
MAD
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You guys are absolute madmen.
>>55432920
These people are some of the most retarded out there. Can't believe anyone would fall for this.
Just tweet about the numerous wolf sightings popping up.
I think this will be one KEY factor to disrupting them (Jewish funded, commie sympathizing, and leftist shock troops) and making them look silly.
Make yourself a twitter account with a burner email
10minutemail( DOT )com
dont forget the password
dont follow more than 50 people at first
do shit like this. post photoshops and just kek their shit up.
you can really do a lot of damage to a narratives authenticity by making them look naive and wrong, time after time. Hence why #Ferguson was SO good for republicans in purple states.
>>55432977
done
We need to meme on twitter to fabricate a story that ends up BTFOing something.
>>55433019
Then the idiots who want wolves back in society will be happy. I remember a few years back Siberia had a wolf problem and people were being eaten in the street by them. Fuck wolves
he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!
>>55432920
>jack Nimbleton
What a disgusting fat piece of garbage
>>55433028
>disrupting them?
no, you need to invent a story and watch them follow it.
Push it to the absolutely ridiculous and watch as people begin questioning the entire thing themselves.
When they see that 1000 people have been shot, they're gonna start investigating for themselves.
>>55432977
>>55433036
Justice for deon. My fucking sides
Good troll but why are you boosting this faggot's "career"?
The number of white KKK pieces of shit on this planet, in 2015, is too much.
>>55433096
>disliking Sam "The Jews Better" Hyde
shame on you anon.
>>55433096
Who's career? Sam Hyde's.
>>55433044
I dunno, we invited apes into society and look what we got.
Sounds like the wolves might be better. At least they don't have gibs mentality.
#mizzouwolfsighting
WE NEED TO PUSH OUR OWN NARRATIVE:
WE START "KILLING" BLACKS
>omg 12 black people r ded!
>y no report on this
WE BLOW THE SITUATION UP
>the police are here and are arresting BLACK PEOPLE HELP
>this is governmental oppression!
THEN WE FINISH IT
>1000 black people have been killed or wounded
>>55433096
He can take it
>>55433135
If you invite wolves then they'll forget they were eating people and blame anti-wolf discrimination.
>>55433098
It's CURRENT YEAR, how can that many whites just up and murder blacks like that?!
>>55433141
That's fucking stupid Britbong. All a riot would take is 5 at worst.
i know you're ITT sam. keep up the good work
and send charles my regards
>>55433123
He is a fat unfunny fuck and always has been, are you underage?
>>55432920
Kek, the reply shot back up on the list. Starting to get more retweet traffic again.
>>55433141
This.
The results will be glorious.
>>55433188
And as soon as we blow it up into stupidity, people stop taking it seriously.
Okay faggots, /b/ tier specialist retard here, we have two options at this stage, as we have to drop to their level of intelligence to be understood
1.An hero locks and loads in order to put the white race back on the pecking order of not to be fucked with
2. Spam bananas and peps (pic related) in every available discussion until they get bored
>the true final solutions
>>55432920
>believe
>convinced
Two words which are literally meaningless by themselves, but with the almighty adverb they're actually meaningful. Thank you Mr.Hyde.
>>55433141
>NIGSHEECKA JUST THE HIT THE MOTHER FUCKIN FLOOR AND THE FUCK IS THE POPO WHEN BROTHERS AND SISTAS BE DROPPING?!
>>55433213
>blacks riot
>turns out you're all rioting but nothing even happened to you
>america redpilled
someone just threw a kettlebell through my window at Mizzou
>>55433059
Not a Dune fan bruh?
>taiwanese bara porn board starts the race war
>>55433235
>implying this doesn't already happen every other year
>>55433188
at this point im pretty sure a single dead dindu is all it takes
>>55433096
For the lulz.
>>55433263
nah, cus then at least 1 dindu was shot.
here they don't even have "HE DINDU" to fall back on
Really Tim, A wolf?
>>55433235
Nah bro, get America right, they'd blame the whites even more for manipulating them because checking sources is too fucking hard.
>>55433280
Hahaha.
>>55433266
Ferguson and Baltimore confirm that.
>>55432920
These people are like dogs, one barks then another and other untl you have a fucking noise, but just the first one knows why is barking.
https://twitter.com/MadeInCicago/status/664376654832111616
HOLY FUCKING FUCK
I AM IN
DESIGNATED
>>55433141
Some people were trying to get #mizzoulootcrew or something like that trending.
>>55433277
Just look up the University riots here in South Africa and you will realise even if it is zero dindus the SJWs will still feel justified in their responces, because then it was faught for all the dindus that died and no one cared shit
>>55433314
>@tim_gimai you be safe also out there because if your not ignorant like the kkk you might as well be black bro
My sides
>>55433314
SHIT BRO!
>>55433348
Look, we can either try to stop it, which won't work
Or we can drag it by the head in another direction, which given these people being lemmings, will work.
>>55433314
Seems like this situation is in your hands. Be safe, now.
I still vote for spam or shooting, either way it puts a quick end to this nonsense
>>55433314
lol dont connect urself to /pol/ timmy
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
>>55433391
If you want to continue it, it should be different somehow. To make it stand out.
>>55433429
I won't
>12 BLACKS DEAD
come on just lead this story by the horns
>12 blacks dead
>police detaining blacks instead of whites
>police are all hillary supporters
>wew lad
Can someone link me a tldr of this situation? Haven't been paying attention
We already have the threats, we just need one decent white on black murder in Columbia that we can jump on and push that it was related to the protests at Missouri.
>>55433466
literally nothing is happening except constant twitter hoaxes and everyone is buying it.
>>55433450
Of course, but we need to measure how long it takes us to get 12deadblacks going- then we'll know how quickly we can push this story.
>>55433466
tl;dr Unrelated "racist" incidents occurred on the university of missouri campus, most of them likely fake. In response, niggs started nigging and now we have protests on the campus and has led to the resignation of the school's president.
>>55433461
Look bro, we have all seen that dindus can't be lead anywhere, not even for their own good, we won't get enough of a crowd to draw everyone away
Only way to fix this is to end it in some way, either we get an anon with a huge pepe collection to go on a spree, which will cover this whole thing with a tragic "accident", or we just shut down the faggots who are stirring this up
>>55433500
Well, don't they believe 3 have been shot, at the moment? Really, it would just go from there.
peacing out for the night, except this to be alive and strong when I wake up in the morning.
I made a fake twitter account. Just make ur profile pic that of a nigger or NAACP logo and nigs will believe anything you say.
I've already got dozens of retweets and likes for "Sam Hyde is the racist terrorizing black students on #Mizzou campus. http://i.imgur.com/7qo2trT.jpg"
Godspeed Sam!
>>55433513
what started it though? i heard the football gorillas chimped out and refused to play
>>55432920
CAN'T CHIDE THE HYDE
>>55433044
Feral city wolfdogs =/= wolves, brosef. Siberian and Asian wolfdogs are mongrels of every local and imported canine species selectively bred to be evil, bloodthirsty thieves by an environment so hostile that even the local poors struggle to find enough food, let alone packs of eight-stone vermin. Wolves, on the other hand, hate human habitats and are not very inclined to try and eat people.
>>55433513
Then 4 chan exacerbated it and now people are wondering what's a funny way to exacerbate it, now?
>>55433539
I saw that one, I'll retweet in a minute. I'm trying to build some credibility.
>>55433529
sure.
Let's just bump the number until 6 gorillion are dead
We have surpassed 150 retweets on just this one tweet- some are pol-tier accounts, but most seem to be legit. im still kekking pretty hard at this being within the top ten under #mizzou
RIDICULOUS.
Other hope is we just get /b/ to get their black twitter accounts out and spread dissent in the ranks, just get in and then become white sympathisers
>>55433558
Someone painted a Tibetan good luck symbol with poo. Also, they put cotton swabs on an African exhibit or something.
>>55433466
Niggers fabricating lies based on a yik yak message and playing the oppressed victim when in reality nothing is threatening them, at all. They are just making shit up and its hilarious. Grab some popcorn and watch it snowball.
>>55433586
>>55433586
https://twitter.com/CarolHenny/status/664306522474864640
this one already has 2.2k retweets
>>55433558
Wasn't it the poopstika? Which was later proven a hoax.
>>55433597
alright, can't wait
>>55433575
The plan is this. Just see how far these brain dead liberals will be strung along. The point is for them to believe some really dumb thing and go crazy.
>>55433598
who're you, bro?
who of you did this?
>>55433640
glad you get me, senpai.
But hey, if they start believing that Bernie is supporting these white cops who are arresting blacks and not whites.... who are we to complain?
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>>55433654
what an hero
Everytime I post a Sam Hyde pic with "THIS IS THE RACIST AT MIZZOU!" it gets retweeted lol
>>55433679
They'll believe anything they're told. Remember, they said that if you want proof you are human scum. Who are we to ask for proof?
https://twitter.com/amenamohammad/status/664380330426675201
WE HAVE FOOTAGE
>>55433513
>In response, niggs started nigging
I don't know why, but that made me laugh. I guess it's because it seems to be the go-to response to everything these days. Whatever happens on God's green earth, the nigs will start nigging in response to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0
>>55432920
In the future, black people will be made to riot exclusively through social networks
We should eventually show these dumbasses screenshots of our posts, let them how hard they were trolled and the lulz that were had. Show them how gullible and eager they are to perpetuate racism when its not even evident.
>>55433725
>weaponized niggers
>>55433747
Actually we could shut the whole thing down by claiming we were behind it...
>>55433096
This is going to end like a second Ben Garrison.
Sam Hyde might be a little smarter than Ben, but that probably won't change the autocome.
https://twitter.com/LivWavy
this guy can't be serious
>>55433747
>>55433768
Nah, just let it ride
>>55433602
I see what you did there
>>55433747
>bring more nigger raiders to /pol/
no. just think about the poor mod(s)
>>55433747
But it's funnier to let them bullshite each other. This happened. No, I was there. It was this.
Guys, check the featured article on wikipedia
>>55432977
>If we can get it rolling then the media is sure to report on it.
Why would we want that?
>>55433646
Literally just a neck-beard syrupbro who shitposts on /pol/ all day every day.
>>55433815
I just lost faith
>MFW the SGA president of my university made a big facebook blog about how we need to stay concerned and sympathetic or w/e on this
holy shit you guys actually did it
>>55433836
naw, I meant on the twatter
Also, I just got a few retweets by some people with big followings on the Sam Hyde
>>55433855
Also the wolf! hahahahha
i falla bacc bruh
https://twitter.com/dariellewis5/status/664380720740237312
What I really hate about all this is most of the people tweeting about this are over seas or out of the state and have no clue what is going on.
Meanwhile Mizzou's Yik Yak is silent, students are calm, everything is fine, but by god do the oppressed WANT to feel threatened.
>>55433815
It's a sign. It means Ian Smith is keking.
>>55433855
twitter handle is @NimbletonJack
Post screenshots of the retweets?
>>55433028
>10minutemail( DOT )com
Now that isn't a website I heard in a long time. Free mousepads.
>>55433770
Hasn't Hyde done this shit before? I wouldn't be shocked if he started it.
Someone in his group faked attacking someone over GG when that was heating up. They just like fucking with people.
Does nobody feel bad for the sane people that are being forced to conform or risk being labeled as part of this boogeyman
>>55433881
>@NimbletonJack
followed
>>55433908
Yes, I think it was some school shooting.
>>55433908
Thats actually whats kind of funny, he's been named in multiple news stories as the perpetrator of some crime.
>>55433810
We should try to push it as far as we can in a subtle manner and just before it dies down we release the fact that we used media manipulation . Hopefully we red pill them with that
>>55433908
No, this was someone keking about Hyde and telephone happened and now he's wanted for murder. We're just running with it.
>>55433764
ban assault nigs
>>55433834
THIS
We get our kicks knowing that these dumb apes are dancing to our music, but if it strengthens their convictions, don't we actually lose?
everyone is retweeting and liking my Sam Hyde tweets lmao
trolling twitter is too easy.
as a eurotard I just have to thank america once again for quality entertainment coming out of their schools
Are you guys framing another lolcow for something they didn't do?
Nice.
>>55433915
>Zionists are trolling some idiots who debased a Jefferson statue
They deserve to be trolled for that.
"Intellectual queen" with 14k followers bought it hook, line and sinker.
At least one professor canceled classes!
Top kek
>mfw pol is gaining experience on how to manipulate people and create disinformation/propaganda
>mfw dozens, if not hundreds of people on pol, have been through this little exercise
>mfw it will be a valuable skill in the future
all it takes for a boy to be a man is experience struggles on a smaller scale
>>55433968
Also, we should collect that the head of their fraternity was lying about the Klan.
>>55433312
Holy shit man, you just wrote a poem
Like, you wrote this phrase towards this specific instance, but it applies to so many things.
Thank you bro
>>55433747
Fuck off, Bluespike.
>>55433983
Because once they feel high and might we show them that we engineered this whole fiasco.
only problem with what you guys are doing here is earlier this evening the protestors were well on the way to discrediting themselves by starting their own rumors and spreading them.
now they'll be able to blame the whole thing on 4chan.
Notice how no MSM is reporting this?
The puppetmasters know that this just discredits all the SJWs and BLMs so they won't report it
>>55434013
>anime junkie
>intellectual queen
>unpronounceable name
Please, let this be a troll account.
>>55433983
these people will never admit they are wrong anyway
you had tray tray, then the gentle giant, and then ferguson
they will NEVER admit any fault
one of y'all has to be @hardhatpartycat, right?!
>>55434037
I fear that our jollies are just more kindling for the censorship fires.
>>55433998
>America
>>55434042
They'd just do it anyway. "It was just a 4chan hoax" is now the go to, whether it's true or not.
>>55434058
nope, she retweeted that same story as well as the loose wolves on campus a few minutes before that one
>>55434044
We need to start tweeting shit to MSM and it could get picked up. Just need to convince one semi-reliable source SAM HYDE is a danger, and all the rest will engage in the usual circular referencing.
>>55433999
Samuel has been linked to multiple shootings across America, he delivers top bantz as well.
>>55432920
https://twitter.com/MarkOutMoment89/status/664383795022426113
Re-tweet away folks!
>>55434042
They won't necessarily find out. We just have to collect evidence that the one guy was lying about the Klan.
>>55434092
>Retweet private locked tweets
>>55434092
protected tweets
>>55434081
G-d. She's a female, fedora tipping, SJW. This is one of the strangest things I've ever heard of. She's a neckbeard crossed with big red.
>>55434027
are you a faggot?
everyone is retweeting my "Sam Hyde confirmed racist on #Mizzou campus terrorizing blacks"
>>55433141
https://twitter.com/MarkOutMoment89/status/664383795022426113
Re-tweet please chaps!
>>55434143
yo, faggot, that shit is protected.
>>55434136
no you are
>>55434143
It's STILL FUCKING PROTECTED!
>>55434143
hey dumbass @MarkOutMoment89's Tweets are protected.
HOLY FUCKING FUCK GUYS, THIS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT:
https://twitter.com/rapbattlegenius/status/664159597079457792
my sides...they're fucking destroyed
https://twitter.com/grandefilter/status/664383069931999233
This is today is apparently the new way to say IT'S CURRENT YEAR. I've seen it on like a dozen tweets already.
>>55434027
/pol/s been doing this for years, froggie
For fuck sakes /pol/ this cracked me up
tfw memes are real life
>mfw this thread
I fucking love this website.
>>55434186
yes, and it's becoming more and more successful as time goes by
>>55434187
1 9 4 5
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>>55434180
The rhyming meter in that is complete shite.
Daily reminder
>@PaladinofKorea @dalewr38 The KKK used a stolen military EMP to bring down all electronics on campus. #Mizzou #PrayForMizzou
My sides are gone.
Proof that some of these niggers are doing this shit to get out of taking some tests
behold, /pol/, my highest level of keks reaction image
you've fucking earned it you glorious bastards
Who the fuck is even Sam Hyde?
>>55433983
you realize a race war only ends one way right?
>>55434187
I fucking wish it was 1945
KKK confirmed to be Bond villains
>>55434173
>You are blocked from following @rapbattlegenius and viewing @rapbattlegenius's Tweets.
Literally who?
>>55434228
ben garrison's highest lieutenant
How can we get Eggman into this again?
>>55434238
HAHAHAHAHAHA WAT
Please tell me that is a troll account or something. People can't be that stupid
https://twitter.com/TVUMedia
I'm new to this Sam Hyde mem, but this is so fucking funny. Everyone is retweeting this.
>>55434238
Must be why no one can take video of them.
They'll be off to their volcano hide out by the time real news gets there, I'm sure.
>>55434137
Link please, ill retweet?
I love you /pol/. This is the first thing thats made me laugh in weeks.
>>55434223
I'd like to see proof of a Realistic death threat. Not that loser from Texas. That wasn't likely.
>>55433834
We manufacture a series of events that never happened, niggers riot, and Mizzou burns to the ground in true Ferguson style. What's not to like?
>>55434248
Thot Queen Regent @SourceDuMal
White journalists so mad they can't twist the truth to their liking anymore. Waaaah
@rapbattlegenius
since did journalists become arbiters of the "truth?" especially for black americans?
>>55432920
So, I just want to say-
We can -never- let them figure out that this was trolling.
I get the temptation to prove to them after the fact how stupid they are, but if we don't spill the beans, even after this is over, we can do something similar to them later.
Never teach your enemy how you defeated them.
>>55434221
wew lad
omfg pls
i can't do this today
isn't he there right now filming??
Can someone clarify exactly who Sam Hyde is and when its hilarious to frame him?
>>55434027
>yfw you realize pol is the Jew
>>55434223
When did it become a thing to believe that the harder a nigger chimps out the more "true" their story is?
Any black anons willing to volunteer to be bait
Make a twitter and post pictures of yourselves running saying like "S-m-h f-am there's a guy shootiin up my fuckin school bruh"
>>55434271
https://twitter.com/tim_gimai/status/664350772390424576
>>55434111
>>55434117
Sorry try again!>>55434134
>>55434295
i think hes an r9k meme
>>55434295
he got a tight bowl cut now everyone is jealous of him
>>55434291
>that tweet
>>55434295
He's an extremely unfunny edgy "comic" who keeps shilling his dumb videos on 4chan among others.
Would be funny if, after all his efforts, THIS is what ends up giving him his long-desired fame.
>>55434313
done
>>55434084
Every nigger and attention whoring white girl is tweeting CNN and others. They won't print anything except maybe the video of the guy saying
>go take a walk in africa
>>55434155
>>55434163
>>55434166
>>55434177
My bad try again!
>>55434187
ITS 1945
I MEAN COME ON
>>55434256
No, they'll catch that.
>>55434295
He's apparently a comedian. They want him to become the new Ben Garrison.
>>55434291
Last I heard he was at Yale.
>>55434228
He's a desperately self-publicizing little prick who wants money and is trying to build himself a lucrative media career by relentless same-fagging and sock-puppetry on boards like this one.
No one has paid any attention to this latest antic at all and he and his two cocksucking buddies are butthurt about it. Hence the fifth self-promotional /po/ thread in five days.
Just ignore him and let him crawl back to his mother's basement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt19Vp9uBiQ
>>55434230
pretty sure war ends two ways bro
victory
or defeat
I'm in for victory
not too late to ship them off to africa or at least to Haiti
>>55433770
>Sam Hyde is smart.
Dude, the guy is dumb as bread.
He landed on our side just because he's edgy.
About every other thing he does just makes me cringe, as does the promotion of his person here.
Seems like it's done by the same , who thought Tila Tequila was the shit.
He seriously needs to work on his act some more.
>>55434228
An evil white terrorist that eats the flesh of nigger babies for fun
>>55434345
He's the modern Chris Chan? Does he even live in Missouri?
https://twitter.com/PariyonaBrown/status/664386334728040448
>>55434291
There are so many tweets of people calling him ugly as shit.
>>55433747
they would never believe it. even with rock solid evidence you cant get a SJW to realize they are wrong
>>55434325
yo I got a bowl cut and now I look like Edna from the incredibles.
Commonwealth cunts
>>55434420
>just hearing this makes us feel uncomfortable
WELL THAT'S ALL THE EVIDENCE ANYONE EVER NEEDS
>>55434291
that fucking tweet
>>55434407
i just cant imagine a scenario where the niggers actually win, especially in america. the only people that would die are the liberal city faggots and that can only improve things
>>55434283
it really doesn't matter at this point, once it hits the masses, whoever will say "look, it's a conspiracy theory" will be seen as a retard
Heh. Take that white man!
>>55432920
Create fake profiles of black women showing outrage. Have them respond to these fake incidents, and it will start trending. Then the media will pickup on it, and it will be debunked.
Success.
>exposing the media and inciting a race war at the same time
wew /pol/ hasn't been this interesting since the zimzam trial
>>55434345
his tedx talk is noteworthy. stop towing the line.
>>55433725
then the future is now
Time to kick it up a notch. Pls retweet
>>55434411
He got in to Carnegie Mellon, must have some sense about him.
>>55434471
Tonight we are witnessing the power of the educated negro
>>55434471
>educated
>quit football and school because someone drew a Tibetan good luck symbol with fecal matter
wait the fuck up is this shit related to concernedstudents1950 ? I just woke up senpai I have no idea how this started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRlRAyulN4o#t=204
which one of you faggots is memeposting?
>>55434301
Around the same time that we were told to "listen and believe" anything a woman tells us because evidence is literally rape.
guise, we aren't trending anymore...
SAM HYDE STOLE MILITARY GRADE MEMES
>>55434535
>Tibetan good luck symbol
Pretty sure it's a Laotian pleasant trip wheel.
>>55434476
No, dude, no. I've got a better idea! We all get together, all four of us, and go round to Sam's Mom's place and hunker down in front of him and lick all over his balls and his dick and then he can be like "yeah dude I'm like a BIG MEDIA STAR now dude" and we can be like "Yeah Sam ur rilly cool n edgy and funny n important n shit" yeah les do THAT bro that'll rilly SHOW those Jew liberal faggot nigger SJWs that we like OWNED them.....
>>55434561
that's the dude who called me as good as black
>>55434517
start tweeting it to shaun king. he's probably desperate to be relevant again after getting BTFO by milo.
>>55434471
But they don't even fucking like Carson.
Well muh trolling has gotten over 200 retweets now, and the idiots at TVU's original post has almost 500 retweets...this is hilarious....
>>55434535
Laughed
>>55434291
@jackEmCrazyfish
>>55434572
>nigglet detected
Struck a nerve
>>55432920
>implying feminists aren't dangerous extremists as well
>>55434570
The swastika has been a buddhist symbol for thousands of years you stupid fuck
>>55434560
Don't worry the nigs will wake up in the morning and go again. Use this time to Dump a shit ton of fertilizer.
>>55434584
>BTFO
>by a faggot
okay, which one of you faggots is behind this????? That dude has like, 7.5k followers
>>55434471
>economic power
>Do I sound smart now?
>>55434572
Stop being a faggot, this is hilarious and you're obviously some kind of newfag who doesn't understand that sometimes 4chan does things just for the lulz, and this is lulzy as fuck.
>>55434417
Nothing like Chris-chan. This tard's self aware and trying to game the system to get famous. Chris was just autistic and kept responding to us. Mostly because he thought even the most outlandish shit that literally anyone said was established as fact and upon him to refute.
If anyone is in that area, PLEASE go there and record all the wow-it's-nothing going on right now.
>>55434593
It's like what? 4:30am there and this shit is going down?
Can we even imagine how much the fire is going to rise?
Anons i just got home, what am i missing?!
>>55434655
There's always that one loser on this things that has to start messaging everyone tryna damage control.
>>55434572
Or we can be French and surrender like croissant eating pussies
/pol/
This has literally made my morning go from thinking about killing myself to epic lulz and popcorn needed.
You guys fucking rock.
someone bought it
>>55434682
Sam Hyde is causing havoc on Missouri University and the Black students are freaking out.
>>55434703
Glad you stayed brother. Hang in there.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/11/us/university-of-missouri-racism-protest/index.html
>>55434720
> heil hitler
> burning cross
holy fuck, my sides!!!
>>55434731
/pol/ does it again holy shit
>>55434668
So, in a way he's more retarded due to his fame seeking.
>>55434755
So we blame him for school shootings.
Such is life. Such is chan.
>>55434655
Haha, that Umar Lee guy wants to run for Mayor of St. Louis. This guy is borderline terrorist.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/09/umar-for-st-louis-radical-islamist-and-ferguson-agitator-umar-lee-is-running-for-mayor/
welp
>>55434731
we did it senpai. gg
>>55434749
it's about the KKK rumors that the black protesters started themselves, but /pol/ was fueling the fire
>>55434755
Chris is definitely more retarded, this guy's a lot more of a faggot though. And after all the tomgirl/gaybian shit, that's saying something.
>>55434777
what a pussy
>>55434777
This is tonight?
>>55434777
It just looks like he has a pimple.
>>55434731
>"Some of you are alright. Don't go to campus tomorrow"
>>55432920
>Sam Hyde
literally who?
Can someone bring a yuropoor up to speed here?
>>55434800
Is that other guy his live in roommate or something? If so, that makes sense.
>>55434790
The yuk whatever posts were most definitely /pol/ trolls
>>55434731
>"Some of you are alright. Don't go to campus tomorrow," the post said.
My sides are in orbit
>>55434829
search for "Sam Hyde 2070 paradigm shift"
>>55434819
>This is tonight?
yes
2hours ago
facebook /ssam.hyde/
>>55434777
lel
I don't find most of what Sam Hyde does funny. He's an edgy tryhard. But there are still times when he's good.
Sam Hyde is based. This is toppest of keks but i feel bad for him. He's one of us.
>>55434829
He's a faggot who repeatedly tries to shill himself on /pol/:
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/image/iWLfRh-eZckhowcY3K4ZAw/
>>55434829
Literally, a more intelligent Chris Chan. Think of Ben Garrison. Also, he's gayer.
>>55434777
Its hilarious cause he probably doesn't even know yet that thousands of people think he is a white supremacist extremist who assaulted blacks at mizzou....this is just some unrelated crazy bitch attacking him during a show....
Wow.
>>55434847
I honestly have no idea, I don't know much about this guy other than he keeps shilling his shit here and isn't funny.
>>55434888
>Think of Ben Garrison
whenever i think of ben, i can only remember the fact that he dedicated an entire chapter to memes in his book.
>>55434731
>http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/11/us/university-of-missouri-racism-protest/index.html
RIGGIDY REKY YOU UPPITY FUCKS
EAT SWASTIKA SHAPED SHITS
>>55434731
"Some of you are alright. Don't go to campus tomorrow,"
>>55434777
He sounds like a whiny bitch. "I shouldn't have to be afraid :(". He's exactly what he speaks out against.
>>55434888
>Literally, a more intelligent Chris Chan
Pretty much.
My fucking sides are in high orbit. Who started this shit?
>>55434908
He's not trying to be funny. He's using comedy as a cover to discuss his political views.
>>55434878
>>55434895
>implying
Like I said, I imagine he's the one starting all this. Dude's an attention whore and this seems right up his alley.
>Wanna join in
>Don't know what to post
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>55434948
An EMP??
ffs, that's not subtle at all, but i guess the american people will believe it.
>>55434963
I know the feeling, people outside of /pol/ are waking up and funposting on Twitter. It's kinda fun.
Scrolling down facebook like a normal human bean and then I see this shit, automatically knew it was you autistic neet white bois
>>55434217
>yfw the patriots were right
>>55434731
>Student Body President Payton Head had already posted about it on Facebook.
>"Students please take precaution. Stay away from the windows in residence halls. The KKK has been confirmed to be sighted on campus," Head wrote in a post that has been deleted. "I'm working with the MUPD, the state trooper and the National Guard."
seriously the bantz is too much
>>55434948
His head is awfully small for his body. It's unsettling.
If he and Zoe Quinn had a kid, it would be headless.
Wait, so did /pol/ create the poop swastika?
http://thefederalist.com/2015/11/10/was-the-poop-swastika-incident-at-mizzou-a-giant-hoax/
WaPo is covering it too
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/11/11/as-threats-spread-fear-at-mizzou-a-professor-asks-students-to-defeat-bullies-and-attend-class/
Can someone who goes there buy a lot of raw meat and blood and smear the hallways and say the KKK killed people?
And when they find out it's animal parts say that the evil white man KKK government is covering it up?
>>55434927
He should know about 2 because isn't he A. Wyatt Mann? He created the merchant.
>>55434655
muslime terrorist opressed minority is joining on the fun
Rip in pisces mizzou, white bois gettin their gats
>>55434963
Join in the retweeting of the EMP thing, say you overheard KKK members plotting to use it to somehow tamper with the water supply.
I have a twitter but its borderline nazi (calling nigs nigs etc) how can I help? Say he's a buddy or something?
>>55434942
the joke
your head
>>55434992
>>55434977
/pol/ beat the news again, boys
what year is it again?
>>55434992
>embracing eachother like they've just been through a soul-sapping, terrible ordeal and come out victorious
why are these nigs so fucking dramatic?
>>55435026
fuck yeah
>>55435043
/pol/ is the news
keep up the good work /pol/
>>55432920
The reply in the OP pic is back in the top 10 under #mizzou. Creeping up on 250 retweets, and the Sam Hyde thing overall seems to be picking up a lot of steam.
Can we maybe get a photoshopbro to make some fake Sam Hyde tweets from like VICE news again or something? Giving it more legitimacy? Could be good next step, cause im sure people will be redpilled by tomorrow so we have a limited time to make it as big as possible
Looks like twitter took #mizzou off the trending list, probably trying to control the situation. I guess they are afraid the ridiculous rumours and paranoia might cause shit.
>>55434942
stop being a fucking retard or leave.
>>55434411
>German humor
Get the fuck out of here faggot.
>>55434238
>>55434221
>>55434948
WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN PEOPLE BE THIS STUPID
YEAR
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>>55434989
>http://thefederalist.com/2015/11/10/was-the-poop-swastika-incident-at-mizzou-a-giant-hoax
You just can't make this shit up
>Fuckin' meme magic
Did /pol/ engineer the pool swastika? The federalist and other faggy websites are popping up on my Facebook news feed about it, and my sides are transcending dimensions
I'm surprised no one has dug up a video of a shooting and posted it as habbening
https://twitter.com/earthramz/status/664345220885159936
HOLY FUCK
also, #MizzouFake is trending
https://twitter.com/search?q=%23mizzou%20fake&src=rela
>>55435069
This is fucking insaaaaane
They will believe literally anything
>>55433983
We understood the Zionist rhetoric at unprecedented levels.
We are pulling strings just like them.
We have to become the thing we hate the most to destroy it.
>>55435093
>"Urban" fashion girl
>what year is it? Racism. Oh no.
She really survives on the streets. Doesn't he?
>>55435124
>Did this incident occur as reported, or was it an immaculate defecation that formed the foundation of an unimaginable deception?
SIDES HAVE BEEN ANNIHILATED
>>55434225
>1111x597
Should be at least 1024*768
>>55435193
AHAHAHAA I can't handle this shit
I need to go to sleep but holy shit
It keeps going~
https://twitter.com/TongueIntheButt
>>55434731
>http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/11/us/university-of-missouri-racism-protest/index.html
hory shet
>>55435189
that trendingphoto
NEW THREAD
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>>55434888
He is an active homosexual
>>55435193
>you can't fake this
My friend just informed me that he was KILLED by those nazi racists! Why isn't the police doing this? The raid has been going on for hours!
>>55435274
>top
It just keeps getting better and better.
>>55435305
He's what would happen if Chris Chan tomgirl and Ben Garrison had a child.
>>55435324
>police say it's nothing
>college says it's nothing
>student head says it's nothing
BUT ALL THESE PEOPLE ON TWITTER SAID IT'S SOMETHING
>>55435324
>You can't lie on the internet
>>55434963
Everyone's asking why the media aren't reporting this
the media and we know it's ridiculous and they don't want to embarrass the SJWs
So start tweeting stuff like
>missouri police have long standing ties with the KKK
>police are keeping journalists out
>police covering up the hate groups take over of campus
>>55434942
You've got to be as dense as osmium not to see that he's taking the piss out of professional victims there.
>>55434942
>>55435478
>>55435070
>>55435039
... It's late
man
>>55435447
you really think someone would do that?
to be fair, the reason there's no footage or proof of the events unfolding at missouri is because Sam Hyde used MILITARY EMP to shut down all electronics on campus.
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/PNIgDPtzHOU
>>55433983
The left will crumble under their lies and false narratives sooner or later.
Adding to it will speed up the process.
>>55434950
I mean, I guess that explains why I'm not laughing. Why doesn't he just discuss his political views, then?
>>55435558
Oh you're right, i forgot about the electromagnetic pulse that jammed the communication towers of the campus. Silly me.
>>55435582
moon motivation
can't believe this is actually taking off, these morons seriously believe that white 'terrorists' are running around missouri campus with guns and chanting 'white power', and that no one is doing anything.
>>55435706
He probably has more fun doing it this way. The fuck is wrong with you?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NEWFAGS, STOP MAKING YOUR SHILLS SO FUCKING OBVIOUS
>>55434572
Upvoted, I'm down French bro :^) seems a little homosexual however, or is that normal where you come from?
>>55434593
lol why are niggers and hippies so goddamn stupid?
eternal September on fucking smartphones
Please be safe Sam.
>>55434703
>killing yourself ever
>not taking down as many muslims/jews/niggers as possible and going down like a hero
>>55435788
I enjoy Sam Hyde's delivery. Politics have gone so far off the rails that he doesn't have to add much to make it a good bit.
I worry though that pol might turn him into a Ben Garrison. I think he's better at handling the bantz better than Ben though.
>>55432920
Even people here are swallowing this up.
Top kek
Do these people not understand that the KKK is completely fucking bunk and doesn't even really exist anymore? They have like 8k members AT MOST in the entire US
BRUH 8,000 members is less than the follower cutoff for being considered marginally tumblr famous
This is like if Harvard students started tweeting that the amazing athiest and his YT subscribers were running around campus murdering people
>>55433019
You were in the other thread and there too your post did not receive the proper recognition. Underrated posts good sir.
>>55436832
ha, those were my posts, but thanks to the OP for the idea
>>55436555
The Westboro Baptist Church is world famous and promoted in mainstream and libtard media all the time even though it has like 30 members. I wonder why it's promoted. :^)
>>55434301
"chimp out"
compound verb added to dictionary
thank you bro
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