Photo of an Australian officer after a Emu C.U.C.Ked his bitch ass.
>>55427672
Fuck off cunt.
![1314776[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wdcS64w.jpg "1314776[1].jpg")
A fucking bird!
Why are you fags so fucking desperate to say c.uck?
Ban assault emus
>>55427672
Reminds me of that Chapelle Show sketch where Eddie & Charlie Murphy beat on Rick James' legs.
>fuck yo couch nigga
>>55427672
WE SHOULD SEND A FUCK LOAD OF OSTRICHES, IF THEY HANDLE MINI-OSTRICHES THEN THE WHOLE COUNTY WOULD COLLAPSE LOLOLOL
>>55427751
Pathetic.
I don't believe you.
This was a car crash or a jump gone horribly wrong.
>>55429857
you under estim8 the power of the amloity emu
>>55427672
That is the most mangled leg I've ever seen.
The fuck actually happened to cause that much damage?
>>55427672
hooooly fuck what's the real story behind that??
>>55429924
emu's bruh, carefull or your next they have sensitve feelings and dont afraid of anything
>>55429947
nigga got keked
>>55429924
He didn't pay.
>>55429857
The Aussies lost a war against the Emu, so now they live oppressed under the Emu regime.
Is that even repairable? Jesus Christ.
It's HAPPENING
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Runaway-Emu-Delaware-School-Lockdown--345374432.html
>>55427751
Me and my wife are getting ready to celebrate the great victory over the emus in Aussieland.
I'm so proud of your accomplishments!
Time for Emu War II.
Good luck aussies.
reminds me of this
>>55430127
emus man dont fuck with them
I'm not proud of this but I can say with certainty that emus are very weak and die from one punch
cassowaries will fuck you up though
>>55429896
>>55430033
Fuck off emu shills.
>>55430157
>emus are very weak and die from one punch
but semi autos? lel
casso's are the gay based cousin of emus
>>55430162
uwotm8? u defend the aussie slaves of the great emu? kek
can we have a cassowary thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vqs2ZOOirk
>>55427672
Can that leg be saved?
>>55430249
nop its emu thread kek off
>>55427672
Do you have any evidence whatsoever it was emu? Did the news show a photograph of the attacker?
>>55430362
bruh. emu. nuff said.
>>55429947
Fackin Emus cunt!
It was an accident in a quarry, not an emu
OP is a retard
pic related is from 5 years later
Emus can literally disembowel you. They're modern velociraptors.
I'm not even shitposting. Visit this fair land at your own peril.
but if you want to talk based birds, a canadian goose did this the other day.
>>55430560
Hahahahahah they actually saved the dude's leg. That's fucking amazing. That doesn't look like it could bear any weight though. You can really see how atrophied the muscles are.
>>55430647
I imagine they're not gonna be able to fix that one.
>>55430616
>I'm not even shitposting
okay buddy time to go to bed now. remember to pay your protection fees to your local emu flock.
>>55430686
nope he had to be euthanized
>>55430671
they look like......emu legs
HES TRANS EMU
>>55430362
Emus have a remarkable knowledge of the aussies bone structures. As you can see in the OP there's at least 32 breaks in the targeted area. Usually they just go for the legs, but if you really hurt the fuckers feelings, well let's just say I pity the poor cunt that gets a psychological beating as well a physical keking.
Classic Emu attack here.
>>55430753
very much a classic emu case study.
>>55430686
You can... at least the right hand (left one on the image). I don't know about function, but you can at least reattach the arteries... nerves are shot though, but since the muscle for the hand are in the forearm, you'd have some motor saved. The other side you will be able to salve the thumb. Long case though for whatever trauma/plastics/hand surgeon gets it. Staged too, gonna have to go back for a few reoperations.
>>55430560
Yeah a quarry with an Emu m8
>>55430647
Fuck!
How?
>>55430803
nope they euthanized him. to bad jimmy-lou was a good guy. buddy took over his maple syrup farm.
>>55430827
Cute little guy.
>>55430838
about 30 of them pinned they guy down and the alpha pecker pecked his hands because he fucked with the corn field they claimed.
>>55430249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAjIcg-0Ubg
Cassowaries kick ass!
Australian armed officer accidentally blows his penis off...
>>55431016
thier main attack method is flamboyant butt rape, so watch out.
>>55431034
probably airsoft
>>55427672
OP Is retard, it's from a British worker
http://www.bjj.boneandjoint.org.uk/content/87-B/11/1556.full
>>55427815
for real. 4chan idiots just following the latest buzzwords.
>>55431152
NUH UH
This Australian was lucky he was not ass raped by a gang of them!
>>55431177
they tried but they realized they dont have dicks so they left guy to back crawl civilization
>>55431153
4chan is the creator of memes
check yourself before you wreck yourself, stranger
keked
>>55431236
wrecked by cass-emu's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaV0tzd2hVg
Meanwhile. What happens when an American encounters an emu...
>>55427672
USA? I would expect this from a Canakek, but you? What's wrong
Kek me in the ass desu senpai
>>55430560
what kinda legs you want family
>>55430827
holy shit i was looking away from my monitor and i thought it was a real spider
>>55431343
just fuck my shit up
what should I do if my legs get shattered
They obviously did not listen to the British and did not put a ban on bicycle wheels.
>>55431502
obviously, but emus are resourceful they will always find a way
>>55431283
>emoo
Fuckin' Americans.
>>55431474
just dont look the emu in the eye
>>55431283
;)
>>55431633
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH THEY FOUND HIDE OUT RUN PEOPLE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>>55427672
is this real??
seens like too many bones for a single man
BAN ASSAULT BIRDS
>>55431283
shit posters BTFO
For those that don't know about Australia and the emu thing....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>55431474
Amputate
Hey Strayans, are emus tasty? I've heard that ostrich is good too.
>>55431814
And that just lead to moar wars.....
>>55432432
http://www.wikihow.com/Keep-Safe-from-Swooping-Australian-Magpies
>>55432501
Here in Merica... We don't have a magpie attacking children problem....
>>55430037
If you're Wolverine, maybe
otherwise you're pretty much keked
>>55431034
>politi
>It's Norwegian police
>that trigger discipline
that's embarassing
>>55432616
loled
>>55432880
I will note that the cop is from Norway....
Of course America....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP6UvNgbqIA
>>55427672
>photo
m8 that's called an x-ray
>>55429857
Emus are the closest relative to bird-like dinosaurs. They have scales on their legs like alligators and thee toed foots like some dinosaurs. They're pretty impressive creatures.
>>55427672
kek
>>55434626
desu baka
>>55434634
desu senpai kek
>>55430827
Damn near shot my monitor.
>>55434626
>>55434634
>>55434646
Stop drawing on the walls of American educational property
>>55427672
Is this for real? Jesus I have huge respect for the aussies now. All I knew of them was that they were unwashed, disgusting, genocidal convict progeny that got their asses handed to them by paedophile Turks at gallipoli. But if they can win a war against the Emus then they must be alright.
>>55427672
The trial was a success.
We're gonna airdrop the cunts over Israel.
>>55435423
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