who /stillbreathin/ here?
RARE TRUMP
anime
STREAMS 1:
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FIRST FOR CIA
First for clinton
Not a bad episode of SNL so far. Tweet sketch best so far
>>55231898
first for pres
Sia has a decent voice.
sia gave me cancer. save me
first for trump
first4wew
First for President Trump
SNL has really gone to shit
Is Larry David coming back for another sketch, him and Trump are the only good things about this Episode
>>55231898
POST STREAMS YOU FUCKING RETARD
STREAMS 1:
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I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>55231898
Who /stillbreathing/?
This is terrible. I'm glad it's halfway over.
MORE TRUMP GODDAMMIT
First for calling trump on his cell phone
JUST
Sia is pretty good tbf
>commercial
>meme music
>commercial
NO
I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
pretty good not cringe at all.
Let's get this started
>>55231898
SIA IS FUCKING GOOD FUCK YOU /POL/ AUTIST
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
>>55231751
That song was okay.
I MISSED IT!!! Is there anyway I can watch it?
Do not vote for another racist, hate filled maniac.
First for Queen Nocchi
#AllTrumpsMatter
I WANT A PISTACHIO NOW
That Sia shit was the musical equivalent of drawing a square and calling it modern art.
WHO DRUNK HERE
>>55231972
YES
HERE IS LINK FOR PEOPLE
https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
>no maddie
Diss appointing tbqh
>POST YFW TRUMP IS A BETTER SINGER THAN SIA
SNL IS FUCKING GARBAGE
DAILY REMINDER:
IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, YOU NEED TO REGISTER TO VOTE AS A REPUBLICAN UNLESS YOUR STATE HAS AN OPEN PRIMARY
PARTY REGISTRATION DEADLINES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE.
IN ORDER TO PROPEL DONALD TRUMP INTO THE GENERAL ELECTION WE NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES.
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!
TRUMP 2016
>This has been a paid advertisement by the Trump for President 2016 campaign. All expenses are documented by the Federal Election Commission http://www.fec.gov/
>bdsm themed commericals
I haven't watched tv in a while.
DOMINATRIX COMMERCIAL
WHAT IS THIS DEGENERACY
>YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
>YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
>YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
>YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
>kek commercial
Needs an apprentice parody.
99% sure that's coming up.
>>55232024
>Sia
>not maddie zeigler
>not chandelier
>not elastic heart
fucking dropped
Mr Trump, I'm SIA
this is shit
How can anyone stand watching commercials anymore?
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get crackin
Sia is apparently a feminist lesbo but she can sing pretty damn well.
>>55232042
The weird dancer was yeah.
IIIMMM STTTIILLL BBRREEEEFFFAAANNNN
IIIMMM STTIILLLL BBBWWWEEEEEFFFAAANNNEEEE
TRUMP IS STUMPED
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RACEMIX
RACE MIX
MIX
Wow it's actually just not funny at all
Wtf happened? SNL used to be hilarious
>>55231898
DR. TRUMP, I'm SIA
>Have shitty skits that look like commercial breaks.
>Then have actual commercial breaks.
>Then have a 4 minute segment of a singer singing a song
>Then have more commercial breaks.
Nice "Comedy show" you have here Amerifats.
DID ANYONE GET THE PIC OF DONALD SEWING THE FLAG?!!
UGH, I CAN'T MAKE IT 46 MORE MINUTES
TRUMP GIVE ME STRENGTH
I like Sia's voice but what the fuck was the rest of that performance?
>>55231898
commercials everywhere
>white women/street shitter
> white girl with indian
DESIGNATED
>>55232074
In the age of netflix and dvr, I am so fucking bothered by it. Jesus christ
>>55232024
Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man
WE JOY DIVISION NOW
>>55231530
>Trump is talking to the other CEOs about a new project, a new Trump hotel
>Trump asks why the building staff costs so much
>The CEOs explain to Trump that the illegal immigrants they used to hire have been deported, and that legal Americans won't work unless they get minimum wage
>Trump tells them to go and hire some dirty wetbacks
>The CEOs explain to him that all the Mexicans have been deported
>Trump asks "well who the fuck deported them?"
>The CEOs respond with "uh sir, you did, remember? That was your entire reason for becoming president."
>Trump says "why didnt anyone tell me my immigration policies would hurt our business?"
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STICKY STICKY STICKY MODS PLZ
Trump and Larry David need to buddy up at some point
Twitter actually thinks he was being serious
OK WHY IS EVERYTHING ABOUT RACE NOW
>>55232010
first time watching SNL bro?
WHY IS EVERY AD FOR EVERY SHOW OR MOVIE OR SOMETHING REVOLVING AROUND RACE JESUS CHRIST
>LITERAL DOMINATRIX used to advertise ALMONDS
ALMONDS
FIX THIS SHIT TRUMP
>>55232048
How fucked do you think her life is? She is surely being raped by her producers right?
SOMEONE GET THAT PIC OF TRUMP SEWNG THE AMERICAN FLAG
These NBC shows are so shit.
>>55232043
Sippin on a bud rn.
Give me time ill get there. I even have a loko for when im ready to get destroyed.
>>55232031
You didn't miss a thing. The only good sketch so far was about Trump tweeting, and it ended with a nigger chimping out about him calling niggers "the blacks."
Where can I watch it? I missed it
>>55231985
STREAM 4: brettygood dot com
>dominatrix
LEWD
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WHY IS EVERY COMMERCIAL SO OBSESSED WITH RACE
IS THIS WHY LIBERALS THINK EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH RACE
DO THEY THINK REALITY IS THEIR TV
>>55232087
Nice b8 shitboaster
>>55232094
>Sia
>not maddie zeigler
>not chandelier
>not elastic heart
that's what it was m8
>>55231898
RATE HIS PERFORMANCE SO FAR F-A-M
For me, 6/10.
Enough to normalize him which is all that was needed
commercial says 'don't laugh at people's ethnicities'
>not even 10 minutes ago snl shit tier actors were doing racist impressions of french people
liberal cognitive dissonance, folks
>>55232128
PLEASE SOMEONE GET IT
Can you imagine how awesome this would have been with the MadTV cast or one of the earlier SNL casts?
>>55232087
this normie garbage
>>55232111
Reposting the previous one
>Donald Trump goes to get a tan
>its a spray-on tan which makes him bright orange
>as he leaves the tanner, police officer come up to him
>the police officers think that Trump is a Mexican because of his tan
>Trump attempts to reason with the cops that he's Trump and not a dirty wetback
>the cops take his ID, but Trump's ID looks too different from him because of his tan
>Trump is arrested and deported to Mexico, locked behind the wall he built
>>55232121
Part of the Jewish plan to exterminate all white people of all nations
THIS IS IT FOR TRUMPSTER
INTO THE DUMPSTER IT GOES
>larry david as bernie
>larry david calls trump racist for $5000
>trump calling kenan a kenyan
are these the only highlights so far or did I miss something?
>>55231982
anyone else notice the illuminati eyes sticking out from under sia's hair?
>>55232123
>Almonds
>her outfit
>sia illuminati confirmed
![24F4AB0900000578-2922170-_He_was_dirty_Dance_Moms_star_Maddie_Ziegler_says_Shia_LaBeouf_s-a-22_1421953756765[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s5crk6k.jpg "24F4AB0900000578-2922170-_He_was_dirty_Dance_Moms_star_Maddie_Ziegler_says_Shia_LaBeouf_s-a-22_1421953756765[1].jpg")
>Not liking Sia
>>55232101
>>55232102
at least the writers know little kids doing faux pas is funny.
Even if this race and gender obsessed culture is cringe as fuck.
TRUMP IS GOING TO LOSE POINTS BECAUSE OF THIS
SO BAD
STILL TIME TO SWITCH TO BERNIE
THIS MIGHT BE YOUR LAST CHANCE
What's a Sia?
>YOU USED TO CALL ME ON THE CELL PHONE
CAN WE GET A GIF OF TRUMP DANCING?
LOL! The Democrat County Executive here just used Trump talking points in his ad for reelection. What a kek!
>>55232095
>beheadings everywhere
WALL
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>>55232037
awfully liberal in here tonight.
OHHHH LE LE UPADTE TIME
>>55232083
George soros donates to carson pacs
ANSWER THIS /POL/:
Is this show helping Trump? I don't watch television and this show is incredibly boring to me but I'm not a normal person and can't judge.
>>55232149
I noticed that too.
Why was there a ninja practicing chai tea on stage?
Every second ad is "RACE/RACISM DUDE!"
Is this what modern america is now?
>>55232129
It's why NBC is basically hemorrhaging money...
>all this racebait
>>55232123
Pistachios, you fuck
jeb kek bush
So the only Trump skit was basically an ad for his campaign so far
SHITTING ON JEB
WHY ARE ALL THE ADVERTS SO FAST??
I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK JUST WATCHING THIS!!!
Nigger can't read lines for shit.
is it over or is it still going, I cant tell
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>dominatrix commercial
>poo in loo show
JUST
what the fuck no not a weekend update
>>55232165
MadTV was so much better than SNL
>CHE
>JOST
One of these fuckers needs to get fired, they can't work well together.
>>55232149
you're just realizing this now? we call it "the electric jew" for a reason, it's not a joke
people believe what the TV and Buzzfeed tell them
HAHA IM A NIGGER WHO CAN BARELY READ
LOL
IM SO FUNNY
CANT STUMP
JEB ON SUICIDE WATCH
>JEB
>JEB
>JEB
JEB BTFO
>smart enough to be a billionaire
>not smart enough to realize they're laughing at him and not with him
>>55232085
>SNL used to be hilarious
This has never happened
JEB BTFO
YEB ON SUICIDE WATCH
>First actual funny thing at Jeb's expense
JEB BTFO
Any gifts/webms of Trump dance yet?
JEB BTFO
>>55231994
I just installed that to delete some extra folders that was stuck after uninstalling apps. But I was too lazy to uninstall this.
Don't fuck up this news skit
> Yeb getting BTFO
Thanks, Trump!!
>this aloof nigga
I can't laugh
this is usually the shittiest part of all SNL episodes
hopefully, trump makes it great for one night
but it will still be shit, i know
When does SNL end?
At 12:30?
Is it over yet?
About to say fuck this shit it's boring af desu senpai
LEAVE BUSH ALONE HE'S REALLY GOING TO KILL HIMSELF
>Yeb
Oh my. We're going all out
Yeb on suicide watch.
Yeb gets shit thrown at him holy shit
YEB ON SUICIDE WATCH
>tfw you work in TV and you're jealous of SNL's long-ass commercial breaks
I want to take a nap during work :(
I miss Kevin Nealon and Norm MacDonald
I SIT THROUGH SNL FOR YOU TRUMP!!!!
Also anyone got source or artist for this image.
>>55232204
Nomalfags still eat this shit up.
>>55232189
It was shit
OBAMA BTFO
OBAMA BTFO
>>55232192
Gas yourself.
OBAMA BTFO
THE JEW NEWS
>>55232281
12CST
these guys are dull as fuck
>>55232192
OBAMA BTFO
OBAMA BTFO!
OBAMA BTFO
>>55232247
I DO NOT WATCH THE TV
the last time i watched the show tina fey and amy poehler were still hosting the news sketch. i noticed during the opening credits that they raised the ratio of niggers to whites considerably
PYRAMIDS FOR GRAIN
CARSON FUCKING ARSONED
>Liberals too dumb to realise that was a joke
OBAMA BTFO HOLY SHIT
obama btfo
BTFOS EVERYWHERE HOLY SHIT
RIP OBAMA
>>55231898
Who are these people?
When did they get rid of Kevin Nealon?
>that nervous liberal laughter
wow, SNL is actually bashing Obama and Hillary
did Trump have a hand in this writing?
We wuz kang n shit
CARSON IS FUCKING ARSONED
JEB BTFO
OBAMA BTFO
CARSON BTFO
WE WUZ KINGS N QUEENZ N SHIET
>>55232299
>>55232302
>>55232308
hivemind
CARSON ON SUICIDE WATCH
jeb btfo
obama btfo
carson btfo
JEB OBAMA AND CARSON BTFO
SHIT BEN BTFO
The cringe is real
>obama
>OJ Joke
Nothing new in the last 20 years?
>>55232325
>>55232024
She's a slutty bjork, fuck er.
Carson stoned as fuck
>>55232362
That alibi jokes was pretty good desu senpai
>>55232231
American attention spans are short as fuck
Also these guys' deliveries suck
At least the black guy can make black guy jokes
trump has them roasting carson. lmfao.
well Carson is done
CARSON IS D-O-N-E
Is this supposed to be funny?
HOLY FUCK JEB AND CARSON BTFO
this is shit
BUILD WALL
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OH MY GOD WHY IS THEIR DELIVERY SO SHITTY
>>55232204
Well it's not really making him look bad.
I don't know, SNL is awful.
>>55232071
>FOUR CARSON BURNS IN A ROW
God fucking damn
weekend update with Norm Macdonald is shit tier
Who'd this lispy nigger get on Weekend Update?
>>55231898
Why wasn't there a sticky already?
>>55232346
He controls stadiums, how hard could it be to turn a few limp-wristed comedy writers?
BIG MAD BLACK WOMAN TIME
>gender roles
what the fuck
>>55232338
God damn it, why do I find her vacant, emotionless stare so hot?
TRUMP HAS BEEN STUMPED
TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES CHANGING
FUCK YOU TALL GLASS OF EGG WHITES
MUH GENDER ROLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS
PET NIGGGGGGGGGGER
Jeb Bush on Suicide watch
oh hey the walking stereotype is back
IMMINENT SJW BTFO
Muh gender rolls
SASSY BLACK LADY
TRUMP IS STUMPED
BASED BLACK ACTOR I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
Lorne Michaels confirmed Trumper
tearing into Carson
le ghostbusters nigger
Holy shit this giant lesbian gorilla.
>>55232189
/mu/ tard detected
God damn, that is such an ugly fucking nigger.
Oh is that abbo again
SHEEBOON ALERT SHEEBOON ALERT. OOOOOOOOOOOGA
BOOOOOOOOOOGA
this is literally a man
please help
is the show still going or is it over I can't tell
look, it's Finn from star wars
>>55232404
Dennis Miller Update, best Update
Good lord this sheboon is fucking ugly.
>>55232037
I wasn't planning to vote for Hillary but thanks for the advice.
here comes diversity requirement
and liberal shilling
this is shit
CALLING US KEKS
>gender roles
Fucking kill me.
WHO YO GONNA CALL
![SOPKzGpb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/o9AShYs.png "SOPKzGpb[1].png")
ETIKA??
Compared to the rest of this "Comedy show", these two guys at the desk seem alright.
Aaaaand just as I started typing this a gorilla comes onto the desk.
BUILD
Notice how no spics have been seen since the show started , even in the commercials. Spic holocaust is coming!
>>55232420
>]
STILL WAITING FOR TRUMP TO RETURN
>>55232416
YOU HAVE TO LIKE THE BLACKS
Haha, I like this nigger
She's redpilled as fuck
