Why didn't he just wipe it?
HAHAHAH you fell for it. YOU FELL FOR IT. Read some Master Persuasion articles. Cruz's masterful booger eating feint is going to increase the amount of people seeing him on social media by 500%, giving him a chance to get ahead in advertisement just like Trump does.
>Trump does something dumb
>gets tons of free coverage
"H-he's just pretending to be stupid!"
>Cruz recycles protein harmlessly
>gets tons of free coverage
"He's a booger eater!"
uh no, you have to make it a habit to be a booger eater
I'm not sure if it's a Texas thing, a Cuban thing, or a Canadian thing.
When you're on a pick and flick adventure there's no room for wiping OP, you gotta go big or go home.
>>66181904
w-what the hell? thats not really... come on. I had to work and missed the debate. What is it for real and how did it get on his lip.
I mean it doesn't look like the pills Rubio and Clinton were popping at their debate. So what is it, really?
>>66181904
cruise mis·sile
noun
a low-flying missile that is guided to its target by an on-board computer.
>Tonsil stone
>TONSIL
>Rat
>>66181904
dude
>>66181904
you have a thing
>>66181904
it's on your top lip
>>66181904
the fuck is that
>>66181904
ted?
>>66181904
ok now it's on your bottom lip
>>66181904
just
>NOM
kek
>>66181545
>have to make a habit
Nope.
You ate a booger. That means you're forever forsaken in the eyes of both man and god.
Subhuman filth.
>>66182129
It's a booger, it starts way too high on his face to be a tonsil stone
>>66182163
I eat burgers daily, it strengthens the immune system.
>>66181317
It was coke. Would an addict let a nugget of that size just go to waste?
>>66181317
CANADIAN
RAT
>>66182189
>he was having a meltdown
>he was spiting tonsil stones all over his face
>there was, I don't want to say this, but let's be honest, there were snots flying out of his nose in all directions
>he's a nasty guy
>>66181317
he was hungry
>>66182189
boogers aren't glowing white. More than likely part of a pill a la Ruboto.
It's not a fucking booger, it's a tonsil stone.
>>66182189
it came out his mouth and onto his upper lip. tonsil stone.
even worse than a booger.
Makes me gag looking at his face now
On top of wanting to punch it
>>66182834
literally not a thing
>>66183379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT3IZPKA-FQ
let's go there
>>66182834
>it's a tonsil stone
OH THAT'S MUCH BETTER
>>66184159
What the fuck is a tonsil stone?
>>66184478
https://www.google.com/search?q=tonsil+stone&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
>>66184478
something that flies out of your mouth when you're trying to talk, but that you are morally obligated to suck back into your mouth and swallow
>>66181904
The way he swallows it up at the end is so rat-like.
MAYBE HIS LIPS WERE LEGIT NUMB BECAUSE OF COCAINE
>>66184700
>Texas knows a lot about cocaine
Why is Cruz so creepy?
His face looks like a creepy old grandmother sometimes.
More Cruz content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
>Trump did horribly
>but Rubio looked like a sweaty thirsty pill-popping beta
>and Cruz had a fucking tonsil stone on his mouth the entire time
Thanks for not making Trump look nearly as bad as you could've. Trump = unstumped, faggots.
>>66182022
I remember that game.
>>66184936
literally all you would have to do for this entire election season is be like, "I'm not going to say or do anything" and wait for everybody else to self-destruct.
So, we are all just creating a fake meme right? It clearly is NOT a booger. Probably a mint or something.
>>66185149
Americlaps unironically believe that it's a booger though
>>66185058
That's what I was hoping for this debate. I just wanted Trump to act calm and be a smooth criminal while dodging bait while the others looked full retard frothing at the mouths.
didn't plan out that way though. But at least he cleared up the H1B fiasco and doesn't look so bad in comparison to rubio and cruz
Kinda worried about Kasich winning ohio though
>>66181545
>nauseating your electorate
that'll work
>>66185312
Give Kasich Ohio, it'll keep him in the race and fragment the vote
Rubes has no shot at Florida anymore, Trump will hit his delegate targets regardless
>>66181545
This is satire of "Trump can do no wrong!", mongs. No one seriously believes boogereating falls under "any publicity is good publicity" any more than it would have if Trump ate a booger.
>>66185556
Can't they broker the convention if Kasich gets ohio?
I am pretty sure it is not a bogey, I think it is a tonsil stone.
>>66181317
Good point don't they have fucking kleenex behind those debate stand encase one of the dudes sneezes, gets a nose bleed, or this shit happens? Though it seems as if he didn't even feel it also I watched that shit on slow motion and it didn't seem to come from his nose looks like it was something that came form his mouth.
>>66181317
that was a coke booger... dudes on coke
