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>USA Anthem (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/j07HPFlbsPk
>Trump reading "The Snake" lyrics
https://youtu.be/V-NaN1ujo_0

>Trump vs Maher 2014
https://youtu.be/vuP1e0RNF-0
>Mika BTFO of huffpost
https://youtu.be/VyN_C14Ef-w
>Davi: Trump is the last hope for America
https://youtu.be/1eQRShYbQXI
>Trump - I am angry!
https://youtu.be/v2dNzmaekmU
>Morning Joe amazed by Trump rally
https://youtu.be/9Yri0nLgIJQ
>Trump "I embrace NY values"
https://youtu.be/64dRcXLqxec
https://youtu.be/Xv5hFkExohw

>Katrina on Dobbs 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/7pzc2967YDI
>Eric Trump on FBN 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/jmsGEw11Uwg
>Trump on MSNBC 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/wL4g5Zn9htk
>Fox&Friends 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/HVz-PLXJobw

>Black American stands up for Trump
https://youtu.be/VEe4GRqXx7Y
>Why Trump Will Be Next US President
https://youtu.be/kMXb60iQ_aM
>Louis Farrakan agrees with Trump on rapefugees
https://youtu.be/6qROJZcQpac

>Trump's appeal to evangelicals is real
https://archive.is/TuXif
>Byron York interview 1/13/16
https://archive.is/xx3Mg
>Like Ronald Reagan, I would inspire more voters.
https://archive.is/LB2lw
>Trump is getting stronger
https://archive.is/w5vOE

>Birther Issue could actually cost Cruz Iowa
https://archive.is/tPHEQ
>Trump, the Antifragile
https://archive.is/zE9WJ
>Stallone: I love Donald Trump
https://archive.is/QkPNw
>Time magazine: Donald Trump's Art of the Steal
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-trumps-art-of-the-steal

>Trump Rises
https://youtu.be/F6q2dV3nOuI
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP V11 - NO COATS EDITION
https://youtu.be/2Y_4aa8vhXw
>Trump Supporter video - Ep 1 - "Trump vs the Liberal Media"
https://youtu.be/pg22rjzYo4w
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 2 - "The Return to Greatness"
https://youtu.be/cr_fiq8dXhU
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://youtu.be/LmWOOrwDUug

>Scott Adams' Blog
http://blog.dilbert.com

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DAILY REMINDER:

>CHECK THE SCHEDULE FOR REGISTRATION/PRIMARY DATES:
http://pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP
http://www.uselections.com/uselections/

DEADLINES TO REGISTER
http://www.diamondandsilkinc.com/deadline-to-switch-/register/

ABSENTEE BALLOT INFORMATION
http://www.longdistancevoter.org/forms#.VpU-muw8LCQ

IF YOU SUPPORT TRUMP, YOU NEED TO REGISTER TO VOTE AS A REPUBLICAN UNLESS YOUR STATE HAS AN OPEN PRIMARY
PARTY REGISTRATION DEADLINES VARY FROM STATE TO STATE.
IN ORDER TO PROPEL DONALD TRUMP INTO THE GENERAL ELECTION WE NEED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE CAUCUSES AND PRIMARIES.

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!

AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!

DONALD J TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 2016!

>REGISTER TO VOTE
https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
>HERES HOW TO REGISTER AS A REPUBLICAN
https://www.register.gop

>For more information about when your state's primary or caucus is scheduled:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016#Schedule_of_primaries_and_caucuses

>State election deadlines to register/vote
https://www.usvotefoundation.org/vote/state-elections/state-election-dates-deadlines.htm

Other election info per state:
https://ballotpedia.org/Elections

>Primary Elections Explained
https://youtu.be/_95I_1rZiIs

>How to caucus in Iowa
https://youtu.be/thi56OCkduA

POST OC, NEWS, LINKS, VIDS, AND TRUMP TALK!
LET'S MAKE AMERICA (AND /pol/) GREAT AGAIN!

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>Donald Trump Presidential Announcement (w/intro by Ivanka Trump)
https://youtu.be/q_q61B-DyPk

Official site: https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
Candidate Positions https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions
Complete timeline of all of Trump's speeches and media appearances: http://trumpshow.info/

>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
https://youtu.be/1FJ6WYtLgbo
>Donald Trump Man Against Time
https://youtu.be/pGvPqdK8-mw
>Donald Trump's Christmas Book
https://youtu.be/bJecWvOTIT8
>The Savior of America
https://youtu.be/sjRckVN-6v4
>THIS IS A MOVEMENT
https://youtu.be/hbZoakVU2uo
>LEADERSHIP
https://youtu.be/TChKCN6SwQ4
>Trump's Make America Great Again
https://youtu.be/nKqCEuv5c6M
>TREMENDOUS POTENTIAL
https://youtu.be/4osI1p8-kG8

>TRUMP ADS
https://youtu.be/EttkeFlYV-Q (TV #1)
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/our-country-tv-spot (TV #2)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPvZ-1GhbP/ (Hillary and her friends)
https://www.instagram.com/p/_FN2L3GhZi/ (Yeb supports Trump)
https://www.instagram.com/p/-bz5HWGhXZ/ (hillary cackles)
https://www.instagram.com/p/80rWSdGhT0/ (bernie the cuck)
https://www.instagram.com/p/75cfHhGhUv/ (yeb act of love)

>Making of Trump: Donald Trump's Quest for Power
https://youtu.be/kW7LCn5it-0
>Meet the Trumps 20/20 special
https://youtu.be/QzNefzeEDbc
>Mr Trump's 757
https://youtu.be/UZq3iCn2y74
>Trump on Citizen Kane
https://youtu.be/upC8pX3RY0A
>Donald Trump's Top 10 Rules for Success
https://youtu.be/izDpwadR6jA
>Donald Trump on Economic Recovery (1991)
https://youtu.be/Rksd80-FCAw
>25+ yr old interview with Trump
https://youtu.be/jbzTyhIv2B8
>Lifestory of Billionaire Donald Trump
https://youtu.be/Vo4IzHEIeJo

>DONALD TRUMP - NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE UP
https://youtu.be/qPOvePioFF0

FIRST FOR FUCK DONALD TRUMP

>>61214386
My mom has loved Trump for months now. She and I have great /pol/ tier conversations about Trump as we rage while watching the news.

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DEMOCRATS FOR TRUMP

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>>61214547
you have to go back

>>61214560
Is your name Jed by chance?

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>>61213570
If she ever speaks you again, Ask,her what she thinks of 'Trump' and 'Hitler'
Wait for her libtarded response
Say that no, Bernie is Kurt von Schleicher
When she asks who that is tell her "Hilter's PREDECESSOR" with the coldest look you can muster.
"Bernie is evil in a unique way sis, Bernie is the weakness of Hitler's direct predecessor"
Ask her if she'd like to see a video.
If she says yes; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvfHLr5aEqU

>>61214547
AND FIRST FOR FILTERED

>>61214547
well (you) cant vote can you?
>>61214607
he isnt in the us

>>61214547
White man please

>>61214643
We can't let Trump win. He's very bad for Latin America.

>>61213570
pics of sister please

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A MOVEMENT

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Are you guys ready to turn every state red?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BuyfGVQcLg

THREAD THEME

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>>61214547
Donald stays true to Melania and won't cheat on her, even for a white man.

>>61214706
why do you think that

>>61214706
How so? He just doesn't want you niggers coming here illegally.

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>>61214706
somebody has to lose

>>61214386
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYKAmQvxG2g

God damn, that's a good video.

>>61214706
Trump isnt running in Latin America is he?

>>61214706
>Argentina thinks US presidents are only elected with their permission.

>>61214706
>le vote for Scioli man
>le izquierdista man

Also:
>we

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>>61214759
im working on washington my friend

>>61214706
Must be sad having to rely on another country for your state of being. Stay white friendo.

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>>61214708
>sister
>her
>she

>>61214706
You aren't an American. You can't vote here. You don't get a choice.

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>>61214759
Top-tier prediction incoming

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>>61214386
ALMOST THERE.

DOWN VOTE THIS OLD BULLSHIT:
https://youtu.be/KHAHKGP10yc

UP VOTE PRO-TRUMP COMMENTS

STUMP THE SNAKE!

>>61214838
You are my Latin American patria grande bro. Trump is an evil rich racist and he will fuck up Latin America in every way he can with shady trade deals.

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So the magic mustache man is going to endorse Trump on Tuesday right?

>>61214628
I fucking love Bill Whittle.

My impossible dream would be a Trump/Whittle P and VP run.

>>61214386
>That pic
I fucking love Baron, he seems like a good kid and isn't afraid to hold his mother's hand in public which is becoming increasingly uncommon for kids his age.
Anyone got any one on one footage or anything of the like about him?

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>>61214878
>jeb
Nice try. Go back to your guac bowls

>>61214884
If by "fuck up Latin America" you mean get your collective dildo out of North America's rectum then you're right my fellow "white person."

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1/2

>pic related
>"D-don't come any closer! This thing's loaded! I don't want to hurt anyone!"
>"Jeb, please!"
>"Jeb, think of your children! Please put the gun down!"
>"N-no.... he pushed me to this! I wanted to be his friend! I wanted to run a clean campaign! He just pushed me and pushed me! I didn't want to take it this far! He just wouldn't st-"
>suddenly the gun goes off as it's pointed upwards
>blows a hole through the ceiling
>screams are heard upstairs
>the ceiling suddenly collapses
>it's the children's cancer ward
>beds, wreckage and dying children lying around everywhere
>the nurses and doctors that are still conscious fumble around trying to hook the kids back up to their medicine
>one kid starts having a seizure
>Rubio runs over to him, takes off his tie, and puts it in the kids mouth
>"Bite down on this, kid. You'll swallow your tongue."
>chaos everywhere
>one doctor is even paralyzed in one leg now but is too hopped up on adrenaline to realize it
>everyone is either scrambling around to help or is still unconscious from the collapse
>"WE GOT A FLATLINE HERE! PADDLES! I NEED PADDLES!"
>Jeb snaps out of it and jogs over
>"What can I do to help?"
>Carson looks up at him and shakes his head
>"Haven't you done enough?"
>"... B-... but I-"
>"GO HOME JEB!!" Rubio yells
>everyone is staring at Jeb now
>he stands there wanting to die
>wants to say something but the words won't come out
>throws the gun away, starts weeping and runs for the door
>everyone continues helping the children
>outside, Jeb runs for his car and fumbles for his keys
>he doesn't have them
>"I m-must have... must have left them..."
>"Looking for these, Jeb?"

>>61214759
Kek

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>>61214961
2/2

>Trump is standing there dangling Jeb's keys in the air, smiling
>his whole entourage behind him
>"Donald... please... please help me... You've got connections... please..."
>"Sure, Jeb. Anything. Just do one favor for me."
>"A-anything..."
>Trump holds a cue card up
>"Say this."
>"... No. Please. Don't make me say that."
>"Say it, Jeb."
>Jeb lets out an apathetic groan, drops his head down and focuses on his shoes
>mumbles the words on the card
>"High energy, Jeb. Come on. HIGH ENERGY."
>Jeb mumbles louder but still indecipherable
>"WE CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
>"TRUMP 2016!!"
>"WHAT, JEB?!"
>"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!"
>Jeb collapses and starts crying in the parking lot
>Trump compassionately puts his hand on Jeb's shoulder
>Jeb looks up
>Trump points towards the building
>hundreds of doctors, children, campaign staffers, candidates, etc. are staring out the 2nd floor windows
>silence
>suddenly:
>"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
>Jeb slowly sinks his head back down and stares at the ground
>Trump puts his hand on his shoulder again
>"Just one more favor, Jeb. I need you to take your car, go to the store and buy a gallon of milk for me."
>"Sure."
>Jeb's voice is lifeless
>He struggles to his feet and is handed the keys
>"What kind, Donald..."
>"2%"

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>>61214547

So he got booed today at a Tea Party conference for calling out Cruz's Wall St. corruption? What's that all about. Since when is the Tea Party okay with Wall St.?

>>61214706
Come to canasvieiras 1v1 me Kristinacuck!!!

>>61214997
Ever since they fell in love with a Cuckservative like Cruz.

>>61214386
My father on Trump.
>"If he gets elected as president later this year, war awaits us in 2017."

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>>61214706
Here's your (you).

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>>61214997
were they booing cruz?

>>61214878
Abj gur frecrag jnf zber pensgl guna nal bgure ornfg bs gur svryq gung gur Ybeq Tbq unq znqr. Ur fnvq gb gur jbzna, “Qvq Tbq npghnyyl fnl, ‘Lbh funyy abg rng bs nal gerr va gur tneqra’?” Naq gur jbzna fnvq gb gur frecrag, “Jr znl rng bs gur sehvg bs gur gerrf va gur tneqra, ohg Tbq fnvq, ‘Lbh funyy abg rng bs gur sehvg bs gur gerr gung vf va gur zvqfg bs gur tneqra, arvgure funyy lbh gbhpu vg, yrfg lbh qvr.’” Ohg gur frecrag fnvq gb gur jbzna, “Lbh jvyy abg fheryl qvr. Sbe Tbq xabjf gung jura lbh rng bs vg lbhe rlrf jvyy or bcrarq, naq lbh jvyy or yvxr Tbq, xabjvat tbbq naq rivy.”

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>>61214766
Not gonna lie that beat is slick as fuck

Thought it was DJ Quik for a second

Tell me about Trumps Youngest son.

>>61214997

Tea party is split between Cruz shills and Trump shills.

Remember most tea-party people are on a constant diet of talk radio who have been telling them for two years Ted Cruz is the greatest thing ever.

>>61215062
Is he gonna invade Somalia or something?

>>61214884
>racist
>mexican is a race
And Latin America is fucked because most people here are morons that elect even bigger morons into power. And these last 15-20 years of leftist governments have only done more harm to our countries, too.

Unless, of course, you buy into >le evul Imperio meme.

>muh patria grande
Fuck that

>>61214941
Bill doesn't like Trump and backs Cruz 100% mate I am very sad to say
We need to get him to come around to Mr. Trump, he's a very reasonable guy I would bet if we talked to him he would start to understand

>>61215062
Tell your father that he is an idiot and to stop taking Jamal from behind.

>>61215091
You don't understand

PROVEN CONSERVATIVE RECORD

JEB(!) is the MAN for the job

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>>61214882
DONALD TRUMP BTFO YET GAIN

WELL PLAYED CRUZ

EVERYONE IN IOWA WILL SEE THIS AND REALIZE WHAT A LIAR TRUMP IS

SEE MORE OF TRUPMS LIES HERE:
http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/

DONT BELIEVE HIS LIES

>>61214547
I probably have 4-5 kids running around argentina. Don't know any of the moms but I made sure not to pull out. Oops

>>61214997
They are the evangelical cancer that's killing conservatism. They'll support Cruz no matter what.

>>61214799
And Trump is using it in his campaign.

http://southcarolinateapartycoalition.com/2016-speaker-bios

>>61214878
Is there a site that lets you play with this? Link plz

>>61215062
Is your father a homeless retarded man?

>>61214997
>Since when is the Tea Party okay with Wall St.?

Since their favorite candidate Cruz got married to a goldman sachs bitch.

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>>61215168
>politi"fact"

Is Cruz only in second because of how religious he is? That won't last versus Independents and Democrats.

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>>61215062
We're already at war. They're mobilizing their units now and no one cares.

>>61215247
270towin.com

>>61215062
yeah the least prowar president is going to lead us to war...

you gotta go back swedecuck.

>>61215138
Bill may not appreciate Trump for winning on a populist campaign, but even he has made vids where he at least is grateful for the punch in the face PC media has got and the VERY IMPORTANT but hushed up issues that are only being discussed because of Trump.

>>61214997
>he got booed today
Cruz is an establishment choice and the applause/ boos are most likely coming from a Claque.

>>61215062
Funny because Trump is the only one on that debate stage who doesn't want to start WWIII with Russia.

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>>61215168
Bernies grand-daughter is probably responsible for the politicucks

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>>61215101
He's a big guy.

>>61214628
Whittle has the perfect answer to almost any lib mindblock

>>61214547
You'll never get the Falklands back with that kind of attitude

>>61215209
Hope they will use EP 4 as well.
It's just as good, if not better than 3.

>>61215168
>politijew

>>61215247
http://www.270towin.com/maps/bKFL

>>61215062
Please let there be war

We are ready to die for our fuhrer!

>>61215062
>Trump comes into office
>Invades Sweden within the year

What the fuck senpai?

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>>61215328

>>61215284
Yes, he is popular with 1/2 the tea party and die-hard Christians(The ones who have seizures when evolution is mentioned)

>>61214961
>>61214980
Jeb greentext stories time? Jeb greentext stories time.

>2019
>Thanksgiving day
>America has been made great again
>The Bush family is together having a wonderful feast
>A package arrives
>George W. Bush hands it to Jeb
>"It's for you little bro"
>Jeb obens the box
>It's a guac bowl
>The whole family begins to laugh at Jeb
>Jeb storms into his room teary eyed
>Columbia runs after him
>"It's ok honey I think you are great man"
>Jeb pushes her away
>"No! I have had enough!"
>Jeb pulls out a revolver
>He places the barrel against his temple
>"Slow and steady"
>Jeb pulls the trigger
RIP

>>61215294
>that fucking argentinian

Lost.

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>>61215168
I literally created this btw.

>>61214628
Is he saying Meme magic doesn't work?

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Luke 10:19

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>>61215328
scheming jew is scheming

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>>61215328
everything you need to know about politifact

>>61215295
Thanks. And now I realize I have no idea what color most states normally go for. I do think Trump will take New York and Florida though.

>>61215168
You know what's sickening about this shit? Gawker blatantly lying I can take, but this site masquerades as pure, unfiltered truth and lies straight to our faces.

>>61215338
Shit that reminds me. You didn't make the video did you?

Do you faggots want to run against Hillary or against Bernie?

>>61214386
>how's your family viewing Trump lately /pol/?

My brother supports Trump as well as I. My mother who is normally completely disinterested in politics told me last week that she hopes Trump wins because "Obamacare" is shit and has caused her nothing but problems (she is disabled)

>>61215617
No

>>61215328
There's actually no proof of this yet.

>>61215566
see
>>61215328

>>61215334
DESTINED

>>61215334
What breed of dog will he get when he moves into the white house?

I reckon German Shepard.

>>61215640
Hillary

I want her to sperg out and die on stage

>>61215697
I believe that Baron will be the alphamale that carries the mantle of Trump and does great things.

>>61215709
im guessing a tiny dog which will be Melania and Baron's dog.

>>61215640
Argentina is in full nigger mode today, eh? Sure we would, Hillary can't even compete against Bernie or Obama back in 2008. Bernie has too much weakness to get anywhere(BLM protesters getting his stage, storming angry out of interviews that disagree with him, meekness in debates)

>>61214980

This is why we need Jeb as VP.

>>61215709
That or some other white-people dog like a Border Colly or a Lab.

>>61215640
If Bernie gets the democratic nomination, the country is fucked no matter what.

He has to get like 70% of the vote to outweigh the super-delegates, and if that many people are voting for a literal socialist, we're fucked. No matter who wins.

>>61214980
Top Kek
Thx

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>>61215409
/r/ing greentext story about Jeb being wheeled into the swimming pool after Trump shoots and cripples him

>>61215650
Ah. He said at a rally he would decline the presidential salary, that would be a good splice right after he said he'd give up his company.

>>61214386
Why does Trump dye his hair blonde?
Go look at a picture of young Trump: brown hair

Is it so he looks less like Hitler?

guys how can i make america great again?

>>61215757

The Don Needs a big dog and is he not of German heritage?

>>61215640
Hillary would be easier and more fun. Her record is awful and no one really likes her, and Trump would bring out so much shit to make her look like a total abuser of women. Bernie would be just as fun though, but probably not easier because his record isn't as horrifying as Hillary's. Trump would defeat both soundly in any case, his political skills are just that good. He flipped his favorables from 23% to 70% among the GOP. He's just that good.

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>>61215662
hey, what do you think of Duterte? My people in Davao love him.

>>61215862
vote O'leary

>>61215806
If Bernie starts winning like Obama did people will jump ship again.

>>61215640
Hillary preferred. We'll be taking in a huge chunk of frustrated Bernie supporters if the evil cunt wins. Anti-establishment is the flavor of the 2016 elections.

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>>61215847
it's gold
he likes gold
he's the Golden God

>>61215867
The Don doesn't have time for that shit. We won't see golf games or vacations from Trump, he will work 20 hours a day. That guy and lots of people I've met like him are OCD about working.

>>61215640
Hernie. Shillary is pure evil but Hernie just seems misguided.

If by some occurrence Trump doesn't win, at least we won't be stuck with Shillary. We'd just be stuck in political gridlock as Hernie fails at getting his policies through congress.

>>61215904
Not going to happen. Harper was our last hope unfortunately.

>>61215640
Hard to say. Hillary's policies are not as destructive as Bernie's, but for her entire life she's been such an evil human being that I would relish the chance to see Trump dash her entire life's work to the rocks.

>>61215328
No relation to Bernie Sanders, despite the last name.

>>61215968
He always makes time for family though. I just watched the Meet The Trumps interview and all of his kids brought that up.

>>61215644
I'm hoping to turn my mom. 10 years ago she went on a random rant about how Muslims were hell-bent on taking over the Earth and by 2030 society would fall to them. She hasn't mentioned it since, so I don't now if she still thinks that or even cares anymore, but even if she does a little I'm sure I can get her to go pro-Trump. I'm going to wait until the primaries though so she'll see he's a legitimate candidate after he sweeps them.

>>61215968
Maybe but his kid and wife can look after it.
It would look good a big German Shepard sitting obediently beside him as he chats with Putin

>>61215847
His hair is grey now.

I'm also convinced that he believes that he is the ubermench.

>>61215640
Bernie, the man is retarded, it'd be an easy win. Hillary is not as dumb as she seems, she knows how to use propaganda and will play dirty. Dirtier than anybody will ever know about publicly.

>>61215990
Bernie is misguided, but he's been misguided his entire life.
He's never going to change.

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>>61215752
Hes being groomed into perfection no doubt. The kid will do big things

>>61215934
Do you like Duterte, or are you just using a proxy

Patton Oswalt
Yesterday at 1:44pm · Los Angeles, CA ·

Help me out on this, everyone, even though I'm feeling pretty good this morning after watching last night's GOP debate.

It feels like it's over for Trump. Not in a humiliating, cinematic, people-throwing-tomatoes kind of way. It's more of a quiet, awkward, "Oh, this was just a lark for him" kind of feeling, especially from the audience at the debate. The coyote howls of approval and the boos of disapproval began colliding with each other in such a queasy mash-up that, in the end, it felt like the audience wordlessly decided they need to move on. Like that moment, when the fifth or sixth or whatever Death Wish movie came out, and even the most die-hard, single digit IQ fans were left muttering, "This is just the same fucking bullshit."

Trump will plummet in the polls now. These next few weeks will be like a sad deflating of an already cheap balloon. And he'll suddenly act like his business empire means more to him, and he'll clomp away. And everyone will shrug their shoulders and chuckle at how ha ha isn't it funny we almost made that guy president. Yeah. Huh. Whatever.

The GOP will nominate Bush and blandly lose in November and they'll try to figure out someone to put up in 2020.

But the Trump circus is over. People aren't even going to watch the workers roll up the tent.

Now I just hope Bernie gets nominated and wins.

>>61216114
Reptilians for Trump?

>>61215253
No, he's an engineer and probably earns more than you ever will.

>>61215319
He's referring to more complex situations.
I do hope Trump wins the election, but Trump himself has said that he NEVER lets his guard down and NEVER forgets.
If for example Iran does something stupid, or Iranian allies or whatever.. during Trump's presidency, then shit might have a larger chance to blow up and drag the big players in.

No one can deny the fact that Trump is a proud person that won't "bow down" to anyone, especially not countries in the middle east.

>>61215361
He doesn't talk about US invading Sweden, kek'd.
He talks about Trump being 'too proud' against everyone else, hense creating tension between other useless countries that has larger allies.

>>61216175
i want him to sperg out and die on stage.

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>>61215918
>Bernie
>Winning
Almost an oxymoron. Is being the biggest cuck really winning?

I coming of Addis Ababa for study visa. Today for joury to shoppe I meet of Donald Trump peoples. These peoples for me very aggressed! I kack a they ass. The peoples bring to me polices.

USA why to always be fool of serpent pig?

Fuck usa nation. I want leave now.

I shit now in thes students visa.

Friend please do not go USA land of shit obese!

USA peoples please votes for good man of Bernie Sander in Jeb2016

>>61216175
Kek. He's just getting started.

>>61216262
unlikely, im an engineer with 10 engineers under me in a company i own.

>>61216175
Hes just a fat little jew shill and he doesnt know the first thing about polls id wager.

>>61215640
Bernie's policies rest on the shoulders of a failed ideology and destroying him will destroy idiot socialists for at least a decade. Plus, he can't control his temper. His supporters will be shown over and over how little of a levelheaded leader he is.
Hillary is a criminal and destroying her would finally get her corrupt tendrils out of politics after about two decades of her taking advantage of the system for her personal gain. She deserved to be brought to justice.

>>61216183
I would assume so, The Mole People fear Trump like no other and they have a long standing peace treaty akin to the ones used to invoke The Great War with The Reptilians so it would make sense that they too support our Emperor

I coming of Addis Ababa for study visa. Today for joury to shoppe I meet of Donald Trump peoples. These peoples for me very aggressed! I kack a they ass. The peoples bring to me polices.

USA why to always be fool of serpent pig?

Fuck usa nation. I want leave now.

I shit now in thes students visa.

Friend please do not go USA land of shit obese!

USA peoples please votes for good man of Bernie Sander in Jeb2016

>>61216321
Yeah okey Pablo, relax.

>>61216175

>That's it! Trump is finished for real this time!

>>61216175
>thinks Bernie has a chance

I think Patton may be a bit confused.

>>61214386
TRUMP: I have failed you, Ted. I have failed you.

TED: I should have known the Silent Majority was plotting to take over the GOP.

TRUMP: Ted, the Establishment is evil!

TED: From my point of view, New York values are evil!

TRUMP: Then you are lost!

TED: This is the end of your campaign, my master

[Ted and Trump exchange saber blows. After some back-and-forth, Trump maneuvers his way to a superior position.]

TRUMP: It's over, Ted. I have the high polls.

TED: You underestimate my loans.

TRUMP: Don't try it.

[Ted attacks but is cut down viciously and efficiently.]

TRUMP: You were the conservative one! It was said that you would destroy the Establishment, not join it! Make America Great Again, not leave it in darkness!

[Ted's maimed body bursts into flames.]

TED: I hate you!!!

TRUMP: You were my potential running mate, Ted. I liked you.

[Flames completely engulf Ted's body.]

[Trump turns and walks away in disgust.]

>Cue "New York, New York."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KJQNMqVIug

>>61216175
Patton Oswalt is a legitimately funny guy (His Black Angus skit is my favorite) but is sadly just your garden variety of Hollywood Cuck when it comes to his politics. Sad but I'm used to people whose work I genuinely enjoy being Hollywood bluepilled cucks.

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Does anyone else miss yebposting? It's like the shills are gone now. Beaten into submission. Memed out of existence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

Is it just me, or does the youngest kid look a lot like Ted Cruz?

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DOWN VOTE THIS SHILL HORSE SHIT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHAHKGP10yc

>>61216175
Who?

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>>61215709
Putin will send him a nice pup as a congratulatory gift

>>61216400
>Not "you're fired" at the end.

>>61215873
The guy ran Davao well, but I'm not sure if he can handle the corruption here in the capital.

>>61216145
I don't know too much about him, other than his excellent(and somewhat notorious) terms as mayor of Davao and his infamous Federalism boner. I don't like any of the local presidential candidates, but if I decide to vote this year I would vote for him.

>>61216297
1/10

>>61216400
>From my point of view, New York values are evil!
nice

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>>61214706
WTF are you worrying about Argentina?

This guy is friends with Mauricio Macri.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUzYk7B2aic

>>61216175
must be sad to be such a faggot comedian that even Adam Sandle does not want you in movies.

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>>61216175
>The GOP will nominate Bush

>>61216489
Macri is the worst thing to ever happen to Argentina

>>61216468
death squads br0. IDK if I like him or not. But I've seen the competition and have been told about all the corruption so I guess he seems ideal. I think maybe he will beat the corruption to death. I fear the UN will label him an enemy though.

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>>61216400
and checked

>>61216420
>down vote
At least say "dislike"

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Isn't Patton Oswald just an unfunny american Ricky Gervais?

>>61216420
>trying to silence the word of The Trump
>a canuck of all people
Donald doesn't regret his words. OTHER people regret Donald's words.

Get the fuck out of here, you dumb moose.

>>61216400
>TED: I hate you!!!
not
>I hate jews!!!
otherwise 10/10

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>>61216295
The trend is clear.

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>>61216381
Excuse me?

>>61216646
hes a troll-looking faggot. by hollywood standards, hes C-list and a failure

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>>61216175
Capped for how much of an idiot he is, and will look in 2017.

>>61216400
10/10

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/688553128564781057

BIKERS CHEERING FOR TRUMP! Literally tweeted by his future chief of staff woah

>>61216646
>unfunny American Ricky Gervais
>Unlike the funny British Ricky Gervais

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>>61216670
this gonna be so fun to watch.

Clintons have literally killed people to protect their interests, and Bernie is a literal cuck that travels coach.

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>>61216646
>Ricky Gervais
>funny

>>61216401
Patton is genuinely funny, but you're right about his politics. I cringe thinking back his bit on time travel and Obama, shortly after he was elected to his first term. Listening to it now, I'm struck by how incredibly naive Patton and the rest of the left were, looking to Obama as some kind of political saviour.

Fortunately, being funny doesn't require being sensible about politics.

>>61216819
somebody post that bikini pic from the last thread

We all need a Donald Trump in our lives. Wish we had a politician like Trump in my country.

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>>61216816
>>61216833
british humor needs to have the bar lowered a bit

>>61214706
Speak for yourself, cant wait for the dollar exchange rate to go down.

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>>61216400
>tfw you read Ted's lines in Ted's voice and realize he's a much better actor than Hayden Christensen

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>>61216694
Read it again mate, it's in very plain english.
Mole People = Support our Emperor out of feat that he will exterminate them all if they don't
>Reptilians have very longstanding pacts with Mole People so they more than likely hold the same stance
Kinda self explanatory

>>61216912
Nah Gervais is just unfunny. Have you tried watching the original British "The office"? He fucks up the entire show unlike The American version.

IT crowd, Top Gear are still just as funny.

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>>61216175
>Trump is done

Doubt it, his poll numbers will either continue to increase especially after his NY values retort or he'll go down by only a little and recover

>GOP will pick Bush

No one can say you're a bad comedian Patton.

>I hope Bernie gets the nomination

Repeat point 2

Reminder that Trump is a clown and nobody takes him seriously

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IT'S A MOVEMENT

>>61217039
I agree. The Office is one of the shows where I think the remake/ foreign edition is actually funnier and more well done. Gervais tries to insult everyone in his jokes but he doesn't come across as funny. He comes across as an ass. Jerry Seinfeld insulted everyone on his show and he actually came across as funny imho.

>>61216877
You know I loved the idea when it was thrown out there, but reading it now it seems like that person may have found out what the surprise is going to be

>>61216539
The GOP flagrantly ignored and insulted its base with Romney, they deserve a third party challenge if they repeat that mistake.

>>61216400
IOWA: Please come back...we'll support you as VP!

TED: LIARS!

IOWA: No!

TED: You're with him! You voted him to defeat me!

[Ted starts choking the Iowans]

TRUMP: Let them go, Ted! Let them go!


[Ted stops choking the Iowans. Trump watches in disbelief]

TED: You turned them against me!

TRUMP: You have done that yourself!

TED: YOU WON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME!

TRUMP: Your sliminess and your lust for power have already done that...You have allowed these Jew Lords to twist your mind until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

TED: Don't lecture me, Donald. I see through the lies of New Yorkers. I do not fear establishment politics as you do!... I have brought peace, bibles, snakes, and security to my new Empire!

TRUMP: YOUR NEW EMPIRE?

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The Police love this man.

>>61217232
the black man is not amused

>>61217167
Noice, what's it up to?

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>>61217215
well played

>>61217262
He's trying to look intimidating so that he can get a job working under Trump as security or something.

Trump only employs the best.

>>61217232
police, firemen, first responders, truckers, all branches of the military, veterans, bikers, working class men/women, employed blacks, legal hispanics, married couples, whites all love him

>>61217167
Well that's just an untapped advertising platform isn't it? Fucking brilliant.

Realistically speaking, Trump is looking increasingly like he will win the repubilcan vote

When it becomes trump vs clinton, how will the american public respond? Does Hillary have enough of a support base to get into office solely because she's a woman, or will Donald 'make american great again' Trump win people over despite pissing off all of the lefties?

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Thanks for these thresds, OP.

I used to post the old rally threads, and that took a lot of energy, especially when they spun like crazy.

What you do is under-appreciated. I know, because running the old rally threads was a lot of stress, even though it was a labor of love.

You keep posting the threads, I'll keep feeding live stream links into them.

Together we will, Make America Great Again!

>>61217175
I agree. With Trump's numbers vs. Yeb's, I don't think they could realistically get away with it and claim they are representing their constituents. People would flock to a third party like in the Lincoln election.

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>>61217377
dunno how many but pics are showing up on twitter

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>>61217399
Hillary will experience a schlonging that'll make 2008 look like PG-13 foreplay

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>>61217451

>>61217451
This can't be legal

Do you think Trump will buy an ad during the Super Bowl? He's got almost infinite money and 90% of the nation watching. Imagine what he could do with it.

>>61215062
There might be war but the US would probably just be watching since Trump doesn't want to intervene in Yuro affairs.

>>61217399
Trump has not even begun to really speak to the American public at large. As soon as he does, he will propel himself upward. And his advantage in the general is that he will know exactly who his opponent is as opposed to running against 10 other people. He will focus all of his righteous fury onto one target, likely Clinton. And we have already seen the effect Trump's attacks have. On Clinton, and others. On many others.

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>>61217451
Not gonna lie, I'm getting pretty moist at the thought of some Bernie cuck Keyeing some Truckers vehicle and then some buff 6 ft 7 Trucker guy coming out of the bar and beating the little shit to a bloody pulp.

>>61217505
Most definitely

>>61217171
Agreed. American Office is like a normal sitcom. BBC Office is like a joke-heavy Government Produced Educational Filmstrip with Mr Bungle demonstrating Why Manners Matter. Chapter by chapter they present a Gallant and Goofus iteration of each normal office situation. Any truly redpilled office satire would crucify Carly Fiorina types; in the Office, the only error made by the head bitch was to trust Gervais' character. In the second season I felt sorry for the character rather than hating him. Especially the interoffice dance competition episode seemed to be about how "high school was right" and the popular kids are popular for a reason. BBC is literally propaganda and a lot of their "entertainment" products are transparently didactic. All the best British TV has always come from Not The Beeb: ITV, FilmFour, ABC.

>>61217399
Hillary's base is lesbians, feminists, cuckolds, and rapists. The people voting for her in the Democratic primary are those who are okay with the Status Quo, which is half of Democrats. In a recent poll, Trump is already supported by 20% of Democrats, and I'd expect him to broaden his appeal once he wins the nomination. Bernie people will refuse to vote for her, and will either vote for Trump or not vote at all. A Trump landslide is looking more and more likely each day.

>>61217045
Wtf is wrong with that faggot?

>>61217505
>Do you think Trump will buy an ad during the Super Bowl?

Woo, that might be why is advertising budget dropped a bit recently...

>We need to save up $1Million to do something big
>Fucking Super Bowl!

>>61217490
Is that fear I sense from you?

Yes I do believe it is.

>>61214560
This but with my dad

I was a hardcore liberal in hs and college but now I'm more conservative than him

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>>61217399
Trump's problem is that he doesn't inspire indifference the way other candidates do. People don't 'not care' about Trump, they hate him. Not only Moderates and Dems, but a good chunk of Republicans too. Coming out of a bitter primary with minor support will probably make him another Mitt Romney.

>>61217624
I think he cut his hair like that for a movie.

>I hope he cut his hair like that for a movie.

>>61215101
Kid is nine, looks like he's about 13. That's going to be a pretty damned big Trump.

>>61217505
>yfw he buys out the halftime show and holds a rally

>>61217624
Rich and liberal.

>>61217490
What the fuck do you know about American law, whitey?

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Glenn tweeted a fake tweet clearly to slander Trump: https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/688487748710211585

Go fuck him up /pol/, don't let people actually believe this shit

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>>61214386
My father, brother and uncles are voting for Trump.

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i hope someone's collecting all these pics of Trump with cops and other groups like this

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>>61216175
>The GOP will nominate Bush and blandly lose in November and they'll try to figure out someone to put up in 2020.

Why do the democrats think they have a great chance to win in 2016? We've only had one instance of 3 democrat presidential terms in a row, and that was after FDR. Congress is mostly red. All but around 3 states in 2012 were trending red. And their current front runner (though waning) is currently being hunted by the FBI.

Not that this is too surprising. They thought they had it in the bag vs. Reagan. They assumed Bush would NEVER get re-elected (and his first victory still blind-sided them). Nothing is certain, not even the GOP's victory, but as it stands they're coming up with some real half-assed explanations for why Trump somehow will deflate despite all evidence pointing to the contrary. And when you have to start adding a ton of asterisks to your logic to cover these failures you have a pseudoscience.

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>>61215062
>war awaits us in 2017

war on the SJWs yes

>>61217734

>delete button in screencap
holy shit
did glenn beck get this off 4chan?

Guys

What if Trump's ad during the Superb Owl is a fireside chat with Tom Brady about how he'll make America great again?

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was it rape?

also this was alpha as fuck. host almost told her no

>>61217700
Bad call. The liberals will go apeshit, and the Trump supporters will go apeshit, and the whole thing is going to turn into a disaster.

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>>61217553
I don't know about anyone else on here but Trump making Hillary die of a stroke during a debate makes me very happy

>>61217490
Are you really retarded or baiting? I'm beginning to think you are retarded because you are too dedicated to this.

>>61215062
There already is a war, and you're letting the fucking enemy invade your country.

>>61216468
>>61216598
Davao city works because it's a city, just like Communism can work in a commune. The bigger you expand the scope the more issues are going to come up to crash the party.

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>>61217402
i rely on all you Trumpfans for links, OC and everything, so this is for all of us, by all of us, and with love for the God Emperor

Trumps sister is a far left court justice.

He will appoint her to scotus and america is fucked

>>61217734
>he didn't notice the Delete button in the screencap
what a cuck

>>61217399
This is my first time following an US election so closely, but if I had to guess, I'd say that most republicans would back Trump against Hillary, even the ones that wouldn't vote for him in the primaries. Also, a good chunk of the Berniefags would be too butthurt to vote for Hillary and would stay home on Election Day, and the anti-establishment Berniefags would rather vote Trump than Hillary.

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, burgerfriends.

>>61217889
if you look at his id, you can find that its the same guy

>>61217734
Cruz campaign is over

>>61217821
>>61217734
It is absolutely disgusting

>https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/688487748710211585

Glenn needs to be fucked up

>>61217734
what a disgusting piece of garbage beck is

>>61217734
Someone needs to shop some of Glenn Beck's tweets and send them to him.

>>61214386
i hope this clueless retard wins. It will be fun to watch russia/china alliance take over world.

>>61217734
>Trump tries to be nice and cordial
Oh noes. He is in the gubernment's pocket. He is a hard left democrat. He's fooling you. It's annoying how when Trump tries to do something good they turn it around like thism

>>61217939
Good observations Ecuador

>>61217734
I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore
never drink your own coolaid holy shit

>>61217821
>>61217935
>>61217957
>>61217972
Tweet @ Trump and his team. He needs to send a tweet out telling people this is fake. Does anybody have the list of handles to reach out to?

>>61217734
Beck also said on O'Reilly last night that Trump voted for Obama. At least that's what he said during today's rally. Beck is literally pulling his sources off /pol/ that's how desperate he is.