Let's return to our greentext roots:
>liberal dystopia
>Privilege Checking Police raids
>Dorner sightings
>Fempire Wars
>WW3
>Obama hijinks
>ZimmZamm saving the day
Will bump with /pol/ dystopia iconography I have, if anyone is interested
>2013
>in a gay interracial threeway
>fucking a black guy in his ass while a Pakistani bloke is balls-deep inside me
>feel that unmistakable pressure in my taint
>I know I’m about to cum
>passion overtakes me
>“FUCKKK I’M GONNA CUM INSIDE YOUR NIGGER BOY-PUSSY ARGGGG”
>suddenly everyone stops
>Pakistani looks at me with a queer look on his face
>‘Mate what did you say?’
>‘I… I mean, I was just…’
>black gent is curled in the fetal position, crying
>I don’t understand what’s going on
>‘How could you say that? You know Jerome is very sensitive about being a transmale, transracial, homonormative’
>‘I’m sorry, it’s just the passion, Adil!’
>‘Mate how could you say something so insensitive? Have you not checked your privilege today?’
>color drains from my face, a look of sheer terror
>I fumble for my satchel, pull out my Privilege Chequer
>I jam the needle into my fleshy butt cheek and here a beep followed by a series of buzzes
>I pull it out, look at the read out:
>PRIVILEGE NOT CHECKED, DANGEROUS LEVELS OF OPPRESSION DETECTED
>look back at Moustafa and Jayquan
>both are on their knees, weeping
>‘Go on then white man! You’ve gone this far!’
>Tyrone gives me his daughter and I tearfully start having sex with her, making sure to impregnate her so that her biracial children will feel alienated by blacks and whites
>meanwhile I’m bawling as I buy a kebab from Ahmed, not tipping him making sure that he is forced to live his life as a street vendor and nothing more
>All these things, because I didn’t check my privilege.
>UNCHECKED PRIVILEGE: NOT EVEN ONCE.
>2013
>enrolling for classes next semester
>see History of the Patriarchy
>‘hmm might be interesting’
>first day of class
>huge auditorium, probably around 140 students
>all female
>all eyes are on me as I take a seat
>professor has her eyes locked on me
>clears her throat, asks if we’ve bought the required text book
>students all murmur yes, but everyone is still looking at me
>professor finally starts her lecture
>I reach into my bag for a pencil
>SUDDENLY ALARM GOES OFF
>‘CIS PRIVILEGE, CIS PRIVILEGE’
>entire class is staring at me again with my hand in my backpack
>Cis Privilege Checking Squad breaks through the door
>Five multiracial MtF trans* people wearing field hockey uniforms
>point right at me
>‘JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING’
>I still have my hand in my backpack
>‘I-I-I was just… getting my pencil…’
>entire class gasps, 15 to 20 girls faint
>‘DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? YOU WERE REACHING INTO YOUR BACKPACK FOR A PHALLIC SHAPED OBJECT, THEREBY REINFORCING YOUR CIS PRIVILEGE’
>tears start flowing
>‘I’m sorry, I didn’t know! I didn’t understand!’
>‘YOU JUST RAPED 141 WOMEN WITH YOUR CIS PRIVILEGE’
>next week
>taken in front of the Hall of Justice
>‘For your crime of unchecked cis privilege and 141 counts of rape, you are condemned to four months Cis Reeducation Camp.’
>‘Cis Reeducation Camp? That doesn’t sound so bad’
>strapped into a chair, my eyes are forced open
>9 32’ LCDTV screens arranged in a 3x3 grid
>each showing a trans* hashtag on tumblr
>forced to look at all of them 18 hours a day
>I learned my lesson.
>I keep my privilege checked.
>I only wear fanny packs now.
> shocked awake by my BoyimCribEleet (TM) alarm
> first and second husbands already up, putting on their new allocation of GenderTwinkle mankup
> vidscreen crackles to life
> oh shit its our wife’s bf Dwantaine
> wife is giving him head like every morning, choking on his cock
> Dwantaine tells us to get our crackers asses in the kitchen and make him his grits
> shoves our wife’s head down on his cock, making her gag, ejaculates down her throat
> first and second husband clap
> i’m still groggy, don’t clap fast enough
> “hey ya white boy bitchband three, thas da second time diss week yaw don’t clap”
> “p-please don’t call MultiCare, Dwantaine, please”
> wife catches breath, burps cum, starts shrieking at me
> “you call yourself a provider? typical white.”
> “h-honey, please!”
> Dwantaine already on cell, making call
> husbands one and two distancing themselves
> later
> mr. epenstein and mr. levin from MultiCare Corp. come over to test my Cultural Sensitivity Levels
> “yes, yes, he’s showing signs of attempting white exploitation of minorities. i recommend upping MultiCare’s HumiliFate Forced Anal Intrusion Therapy to three times a week. the transgender pegging crew can be here in under an hour.”
> wife agrees, thanks merchants for their help
> when they leave, she shrieks that if i don’t take a fifth job at the soy production plant to pay for my therapy and the resulting hospital bills, she’s have me prosecuted for marital neglect
> “y-yes dear”
> doorbell rings
> pegging crew spends hour reminding me of my privileges
> blood pouring from my ripped anus
> tearfully thank them through my ball gag
>year 2053
>soCal
>I am the last white in the mexican empire
>I live with a constantly vibrating dildo in my ass, forced to change my sex to female, and identify as a snail
>I work as a maid In the day and a stripper at night
>one day I go to the local pueblo to buy some food
>I didn't tip the cashier
>people are looking at me like I just killed a man
>are you gonna check your privilege holmes?
>years of bottled up hatred for the spic has now exploded
>meanwhile, in EU occupied Russia
>a skeleton has crawled out of the ground in siberia
>flies over the pacific to the pueblo in soCal
>I see the skeleton
>no going back now
>at this point I am being tried as a racist in town square
>suddenly the skeleton collides with my body
>my body changes into the body of adolf hitler
>holmes maaan wat is this maaaan u racist
>pull luger out of pocket
>luger summons the gang, himmler, goebels, Eva
>fire luger
>kills all non whites instantly
>found forth Reich
>mfw
pic related: cheer leaders of the privilege police
Standard issue transphallic baton, especially menacing when duel-wielded by a bulldyke berserker
>"SCANNING..."
>"PRIVILEGE ALERT!"
>"All Transpolice respond, cis scum detected at location sent to your PrivilegeVR goggles."
>wake up
>check my privilege
>get some breakfast
>attempt kiss my bisexual, transgendered wife
>her girlfriend calls me a chauvinist
>wake up my mulatto kids that were adopted
>send them to school for an hour since the teacher’s unions have cut their hours and increased their own pay to an exorbitant level
>charge my electric car powered by soy
>go to work for 3 hours because 8 hour days have been replaced due to poor people losing jobs to automation
>come home
>watch MSNBC (the only news channel left)
>today, like yesterday, they’re bitching about white people destroying the nation
>decide to read a book
>Miley Cyrus is a Pulitzer prize winning novelist
>5 oclock
>open a bottle of whiskey made in Mexico with union labor
>make dinner, no meat
>daughter’s boyfriend Jamal comes over
>do dishes
>power shuts off at 8 pm as always since the government is rationing it
>go upstairs
>trip over my PS5 video game shelf
>it falls over
>nothing falls out
>go to bed
>try to sleep while my wife has sex with her partner next to me and my daughter has sex with Jamal in the room next door
Living the dream.
>The year is 2087
>The last nation that hasn't crumbled against the might of the Social Justice Union, Poland, stands against the massive tide of SJW's and immigrants.
>The remnants of the white race have fled here, to stand against their foes once and for all
>Following the Privilege purges of the sixties, the few surviving whites who had any fight left in them fled to glorious Russia, former last bastion of Anti-SJW views
>However, the assassination of Emperor Putin by members of the group formerly known as Pussy-Riot, now known as the Transethnic-LGBTQQRSLIOTTYS-Privelege-Destroyers, threw Russia into disarray
>The SJU dropped privelege-checking and hormone-equalizing bombs all over Russia, tearing the country apart
>The survivors fled to Poland, where the white man makes his last stand
>No going back, no surrender, no hope of survival, the whites fight the SJW's with everything they have
>Inch by bloody inch they're knocked back, with any captured soldiers being taken to Niggerrape-Re-education Camps
>Surrounded on all sides, the last free white man detonates Russian nuclear warheads salvaged from Russia
>Privilege has been checked, humanity is now 'equal'
>Be 2045
>Be white cis male living in the subterranean slums of Tolerance Zone 77-A (formally known as New York City)
>White cis people were forced underground during the Obama Wars
>The cis are not allowed on the surface world for this is our punishment for a history of oppression.
>The surface dwellers known as the ETPA (Equality, Tolerance, and Privilege Authority) are constantly raiding into the Under-City to stop us white cis people oppressing them with out existence
>After years of scavenging I was finally able to construct a primitive system comparable to the computers from the before time.
>”Finally! Maybe I can contact other clusters of cis people, maybe there is even a resistance in Europe!”
>Manage to get on the internet (to my surprise the ETPA kept it intact)
>Go to check /pol/ (surely if there were other cis people left this would be their last bastion)
>Click the link
>Suddenly screen starts flashing red, my device starts smoking
>Bold text appears saying WE FOUND YOU CIS SCUM
>”Oh shi-“
>Suddenly a colossal drill bursts through the rocky ceiling
>Shit what have I done! they’ve found us!
>Shouting for my family to run
>It’s too late, a Privilege-Pod has crashed through the rocky crust protecting out community from the ETPA
>From the pod emerge 10 heavily armed Deci-sexual trans-ethnic Bi-Navajo wymyn riding War-Bovines who self identify as Paleolithic Mastodons of an indiscriminate sex and gender.
>They run me down and beat me with non phallic clubs of tolerance and place a Cis Correction Collar around my neck which leaves me immobile and docile.
>As a take a last look at the scene unfolding around me before they inject me with Walrus Estrogen I see my city in flames as more Pods break through the rock ceiling and my cis family being taken away in shackles
>A single tear rolls down by cheek as the reality sets in that I caused all this
>our "roots"
>implying this wasn't Zimmerman summer bullshit
Everyone's favorite:
>2035
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsexual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis white male at the zoo
>ask “mommies, what’s that?”
>they don’t know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters‘ penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feel the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren’t allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>go back out to gaze once more at the cis-gendered abomination
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
>>35454503
there was a time before the zimm child
>>35453507
>fleshlight strapped 2 beanbag char
kek'd
>>35453728
>Dildonic carbine
>Inclusive of multiple dildo races and genders
>>35452849
I like this thread...
>Be Socialist Liberal Hipster Gypsy Wiccan
>Walking past Social Indoctrination Center disguised as church
>Euphoric after free Obama medical heroin injections and gender rereassignment
>Want to CHANGE my nation
>Storm inside
>Families forcing their children to perform horrible acts of togetherness
>Drawing WHITE JESUS and preaching “tolerance”
>Know that Religion is never Tolerant, hates everyone who is unique like me
>Begin crawling on the floor playing to Umaga, Goddess of Perpetual Truth
>Telling these terrible Ofay Conservatards the Truth About Things
>Feel their cisprivilege raping my skin
>See their hands turning into Assault Rifles
>Men unzip pants, produce Glock Cocks
>Cry out for shelter
>Stained glass shatters
>Freedom Team breaks through led by Our Savior
>Wielding a burning American Flag
>His voice a clarion call to the heavens
>Everyone’s skin starts to change to glorious brown
>Chicken falls from the heavens
>Corrupt priests scream as wine becomes grape soda
>”You will never hurt xir again!”
>He touches me
>My eggs abort all over the ground in his name
>Wraps me in a copy of the Communist Manifesto
>Bears me back to the White House
>Cheering masses as he thrusts inside of me
>I never knew true freedom until this moment
>His seed sprays forth
>Acolytes gather it to pay all of our debts
>9 months later
>Give birth to a half black drone
>Name it Emilio
>Drone given Citizenship
>be transpoo
>comfortably living in trans-giantess pandiabetic negress’ glorious african ass
>growing and expanding my body everyday
>expand more and more
>filling up her black innards more and more
>The negress can’t take it anymore starts moving her buttocks
>Oh YEAH this feelsgoodman.jpg
>Massaging of my whole body
>suddenly she stands up
>AW SHIT these buttocks are crushing me
>She’s running
>AW SHIT AM I SEEING LIGHT?!
>Suddenly feel, that I am being pushed
>NO NO MY HOME
>I am being kicked out of my home
> I CAN SEE THE SUN
>IT BURNS!
>FUCK I AM BEING SPLIT INTO PARTS!
>Feel that I am being ripped apart
>fall into water
>shitiamgoingtodrownnow.gif
>be dead cold transpoo
>2014
>Halfway through High Zirness Obama’s third term
>Open fridge to find that I’m out of non-oppressive Vegan-Approved subsistence vials
>Put on estrogen patches and insert buttplug and head down to convenience store
>Use wheelchair in order to not oppress any Differently Abled persyns
>Get my shit and go to cash register in order to pay
>Cashier is a Transgendered MTFTZLBGTQ Otherkin Single Mym raising two kyds and a dolphin
>”Paper or plastic?”
>My autism causes me to stutter, and I start spilling spaghetti everywhere
>My heart stops and I freeze in terror as I realize what I’ve done
>By dropping spaghetti, a phallic object, I have just raped everyone in the city
>The cashier shrieks in terror, dying on the spot, and the Rape Siren goes off
>Cispol barges into the store, tazes me, and checks my butthole’s privilege before whisking me to jail
>If only I’d checked my privilege
>>35454481
>Paleolithic Mastodons
I audibly giggled.
post yfw a gang of 20 pic related Pride-goers corner you in an alley
>2024
>Arrive at work with head down, as pride is a social construct created by white cis males
>people lined up, seems odd
>questioning isn’t allowed, as it is also a privilege
>find out it’s privilege inspection day
>leave as much privilege at the door as I can
>walk up to a man in a woman’s body who thinks it is half dragon half strawberry
>”I Ch-Ch-eck my privilege at the door, I swear” I mumbled
>It glares at me
>”mind read complete” says a device “use of the word it is present”
>it is an illegal subject pronoun
>all subject pronouns are illegal
>”Four years of privilege checking!”
>forced to read tumblr for four years
imagine the series of jagged-faced statues to cowymynorate our future Fempresses
>>35455628
A page from the diary of Pvt. Peenisoter Paytriarchov
>year 2069
>Russian occupied Sweden
>It has been a year since the great liberation of Europe had started (aka WW3)
>The Russians first liberated the Swedes from the grips of the European-Caliphate
>Paytriarchov remembers the look on one mans face as he kicked in the door to the country home and shot his state issued somali husband while he was fucking him
>the, 100% swedish, leaped to his feet and without taking the glitter off his transgender face began yelling at him
>he removed his striped high socks and threw them at Peenisoter while screaming at him to check his privileges
>Paytriaechov couldnt understand until his CO blew the transgendered mans brains out
>"The blue pills Paytriarchov... they permanently damage your brain. It was to late for him"
>Paytriarchov bowed his head in a moment of silence before exiting the house
>he vowed to put as many out of their misery as possible
>>35455666
>>35455260
This isn't even my final form.
>>35455684
>Paytriarchov
YESSS
>>35455718
>this future Fempress' monument will be much less jagged. she will be buried with 50,000 concubines of every gender identity
>ill be your castration technician
>how have your privilege levels been?
>your bottoming count for urban youths is a bit low...
>2016
>Applying for Cuckolding Credit at Privilege Office
>Wife gave me FY2015 abortion receipts so we could receive a bonus
>Get in line for Privilege Checking compliance screenings
>Permitted entry 3 hours later
>Transautist femqueer questioning-frog stops me with his rhinestone covered leather flipper
>”Prepare to have your privilege checked, Cis scum!!”
>”B-bu-” I can barely utter before I am pulled to the ground and disrobed
>”How did this one not be assigned to re-genderification?” the frog croaks through his voice transulator
>Emergeing from behind the tittering Privilege Officers
>A Pansexual DolphinKin with a beard and pubic hair around xits blowhole and augmented dorsal sex cavities
>”Yyyyesss, this one!”
>Flops on top of me, rocking back and forth and squeaking over my screams
>Transdrool streaming from the horny dolphin’s maw
>All of my privilege is checked out of me by the thorough officer
>I’m pulled to my feet, various transkin hands slapping on estrogen and progesterone patches
>Chastized and tattoo branded with a government glyph indicating which modification surgeries i’ve been assigned
>Five different advertising robots are tethered to my ankles because of newly detected violations and fines
>I shuffle to the counter with the robots babbling jingles and holo-projecting different commercials
>Hand in my form and abortion receipts
>TransCat in a fedora behind the counter tilts its purple and yellow striped head
>Raises the Point-Of-Sale Gun and fires it at my vital areas to gather relevant biometric data
>”That will be 30 50-year loans, cis scum”
>Takes my documents and shoves them into a shredder
>”We dont welcome Rape Mail here!”
>2013
>my federally mandated bi-racial differently-gendered life mate is going to have a baby
>umbilical cord is cut
>sirens go off
>CIS Privilege Check!
>I hang my head in shame as, although my life-mate is artificially inseminated, I provided the sperm, and procreated, thereby exerting my >privilege over society
>a team of differently-abled transgendered policepeople storm into the room
>I am ordered up against the wall, hands behind my back
>a buttplug is awkwardly inserted into my anus by a person of indiscriminate sex who has flippers instead of hands
>I am read my rights, specifically, I am told I have none
>societal retribution for my cis privilege
>I am injected with massive doses of estrogen and progesterone
>I weep as I grow tits
>I am instructed that it is my duty to feed my differently-aged newperson after it returns from gender reassignment with my new tits.
>thank you for reeducating me
cis privilege checked
>in college with gf
>making out, moving to foreplay
>CIS Privilege drill
>Mandatory for whole dorm
>Police in hallway, separating men and women
>Women are given stipends from goy taxpayers and sent on a field trip to nearby historically black colleges
>Freshmen receive their first privelege check
>Butt plugs and chastity belts are assigned according to race, build and demeanor
>Each floor’s RA is replaced by a Historically Black College Student
>He will corral the CIS privileged as they begin their introduction to college
>Penis inspections
>Privilege checking
>Spankings administered in the commons area
>All freshmen will participate in transgender outreach project
>Goto transgender park and build new bathrooms
>Drill gilded grommets into stall walls
>Local gradeschools color bathroom stalls with vibrant murals
>Privilege Index gave us 6.8 million USD to continue project
>Spent entire first semester building a maze of glory hole walls for the transgendered
>School invites Historically Black Colleges to try out their Transgender park renovations
>Transgender community is satisfied for a moment
Privelege is checked…for now
The New Ruling Class: "the Grrllz"
If you're lucky enough to be one of their castrated slaves, you at least wont starve and will be unlikely to be charged with a rape violation.
>tfw military tumblr complex ushers in a golden age of military innovation
>>35457255
To be honest if they take over the country will get BTFO by the Chinese or something anyway.
In the future, public servants will look very different than today's.
We need an archive or wiki of these to reference when they inevitably happen.
Privilege-adjusted road access is a big responsibility of the Privilege Police
Imagine the cis scum you'd corner with this
>>35458689
that's some funny shit, right there...
>It is the year 358AFA (After Femitheist Ascension)
>Femizen of the Gynecratic Republic of Vulvaria
>Begin my day waking up at 6:00am alone in my state-mandated non-Euclidean architectural manor
>Registered as asexual with the Most Honourable and Glorious Department of Gender and Sexual Behaviour Dynamics
>This permits me to live alone so as to maintain my cover – although I do have a live-in de-raped (lobotomised eunuch) butler, Ballsinger
>Turn on the oval-shaped FV (Femivision)
>Broadcast of our Dear Shleader, Boadicea Athena Magdaleneberg IV
>Announces impending victory against the terrorist-rebel-patriarchal-white-capitalist-heteronormative organisation, ‘ES’ (Egalitarian State)
>Knock at bedroom door
>Ballsinger enters with polished silver tray
>“Will xadam be taking breakfast in bed this morning?”
>I nod and rise to my feet, smoothing out the creases in my pink nightdress with emblazoned purple FemFist
> “Very good, xadam”
>Ballsinger sets down the tray and shuffles out of my bedroom in a the bent-over stature befitting a de-raped
>Reflect on how for almost three centuries genetically privileged XY undergo their femitzvah
>The XY is taken to an Extraction Temple where two High Priestesses prostate milk, castrate, and lobotomise the XY
>Remember the day of my own femitzvah and how my life changed forever
>Take my oestrogen enhancer pills with coffee brought by Ballsinger
>Walk in front of body-length mirror, admiring my curves, small breasts, and long, beautiful hair
>Slip off pink night dress
>Admire my bulging cock and low-hanging balls, running my smooth hand over them with a lingering stroke
>My name is Moses XX – committed fighter for the ES, and the man who is going to bring this whole sick joke of a femciety down
