Can someone explain me what this "Kek" god is?
Ever since i saw it on /pol/ im finding him hidden all along human culture
Is there any Egyptian Scholar here who can explain to me what Kek's praise is about and why is so prevalent along history?
>>76235748
because he reminds us of Pepe the frogman who hates women from /r9k/.
There are a lot of woman haters on here, and this is another of our Gods to destroy feminism.
DEUS VULT
PRAISE KEK
TAKE THE REDPILL
#LORDEMPERORTRUMP
>Kek is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion
>In the Ogdoad cosmogony, his name meant darkness
>As a concept, Kek was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Keket, which is simply the female form of the word Kek
>Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kek's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman.
>As a symbol of darkness, Kek also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos
>>76235748
He's a tool of satan.
It's just a stupid cult made by /pol/ who thinks some frog is a god and has the "meme magic" ability. It's stupid, and laughable at best.
>>76235748
Its a god of memes or memes made a god
>>76236667
then whats my OP pic?
and whats this
>>76236352
There's loads and loads of frog gods, and they all look relatively the same
>>76236352
To follow Kek is to be a Kekold
>>76235748
It's a forced CIA meme like "dat boi"
kek is chaotic good
>>76237807
how can chaos be good or bad?
aren't both those terms valorations of ordered systems?
I think frogs fascinated humans since a very long time. They're basically clever, scheming tiny ayy lmaos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ern1eOgSnCg
Look at those cute bastards. also, one on the right at 1:26 is reaction image worthy.
>>76235748
Kek is Pepe is Kek.
The cycle is eternally unbroken.
The imagery reverberates backward and forward through timespace from the point of Darkness that was is to come has been will be is.
Frogman, snakewoman, chaos and unrest.
November marks the End. To either dark or light, but the End, at last.
And then it begins again.
Praise Kek.
cancerous and underage /b/ tourists need something to repeat. remember to report all kek threads.
FUCKING HELL
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERYTIME
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A FROG GOD
https://www.froggodgames.com/
FUCKING MARKETERS
I HATE YOU ALL
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
http://www.gamersgate.com/
THEY JUST CREATE THIS SILLY INTERNET DRAMAS TO INFUSE SEARCH TERMS FOR THEIR SHITTY WEBSITES INTO CULTURE
>>76235748
It's a long history and evolution:
>The word "kek" becomes popular thanks to World of Warcraft. In it, when Alliance players hear Horde players say "lol" in Orcish they instead hear "kek".
So "kek" is basically just "lol" with homage to World of Warcraft.
>The "Feels bad, man"/sad frog is actually Pepe the frog from The Boy's Club. The reaction "Feels good, man" became popular in early internet history and many variants spawned.
>Since a past couple of years, Pepe the frog became increasingly popular again to the point he reached mainstream fame. To counter this, 4chan started making Pepe the frog into a meme showcasing him showing either strong discontent or twisted blue violent comedy. Pepe going "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEE" is basically him showing extreme discontent and is a reference to screaming bull frogs getting pissed at intruders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>Right around the second and biggest Ebola Crisis, 4chan began to worship internet deities like Ebola-Chan in the hopes more death and discord will spread. Meme magic is born.
>About a year later, some anon finds out that an ancient Egyptian god of darkness and chaos known as Kuk or Kek existed. The meme kek exists. The fucked-up humor of Pepe exists. The wishing/worship of meme magic spreading discord and chaos exists. Thus, the internet God of Kek was born (again).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_%28mythology%29
>>76238530
Blessings of Kek upon you. Brother
>>76235748
Antithesis to Fred
>>76235748
So just sit back and watch what happens next.
>>76235748
>illuminati go and stay go
>>76239125
Flawless
>>76235748
Its a vessel for Jahbulon, the Masonic God.
They've meme'd people into doing his will.
>>76236667
Kek is magnanimous and forgives your heresy... although he also has a sense of humor and dashed your hope of quads.
>>76239713
Delete this! Right Now!
>>76238944
First I've heard of it.
Does "viral marketing" market things if nobody know wtf it's about?
How does a game company net profits from a Bhutanese leatherworking message board?
How do people making cartoons of a frog = profit for this one company?
>fleg
The Falklands are British and will forever remain so, my country enforces this with nukes if need be.
>>76236667
It's the beginning.
>>76239809
this. Truly Kek's benevolence and good will toward men is literally boundless. Repent of your Jew worship and reap the bounty of true religion.
>>76239713
>Jahbulon, the Masonic God.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jahbulon
>mfw when it's real
>>76236667
We are a board of Peace.
Now fuck off before I hunt you down and viciously decapitate you.
Scholar of the Ancients here
Turns out ol' Kek's been around a lot longer than we first thought
Cave paintings outside of Stepansminda of a half-frog half-man deity emitting rays of white light from his eyes and being intercepted by oval headed stick figures have been Potassium-argon dated to 110,000 years BC
The symbols are widely perceived to represent the same figure as that shown outside of Dunhuang and Tumbler Ridge
We need to stop this. This concerns the face and dignity of the human race, imagine one day the skies rained nuclear fire and most humanity except a few conclaves survive and after a couple of generations they come onto the surface to find some anons house with documentaries of memology and kek and a whole religion and system of belief based around meme magic then becomes guiding moral code of the land. THIS NEEDS TO STOP.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/09/idaho-shooting-suspects-hypersexual-martian-manifesto-is-a-window-into-an-unraveling-mind/
GUY SHOOTS "HYPERSEXUAL MARTIAN MIND-RAPIST" IN THE HEAD THREE TIMES, SAYS "ITS OK, HE CAN'T DIE ANYWAYS, HE IS A TRANSDIMENSIONAL BEING, YOU WILL SEE, IM NOT CRAZY"
HE DOESN'T FUCKING DIE!!!
THIS IS THE PIC OF WHAT THE HYPERSEXUAL MARTIAN MIND-RAPISTS LOOK LIKE, ACCORDING TO SHOOTER
>>76239856
>Bullshit us into making their google terms one of our mysterious memes
>People google "frog god" to see what the fuck its all about
>First link is the website marketed
Not to hard Yank, Also, the Malvinas will be given back to us, the England ""Queen"" will kneel before the Penguin Prince, and you and your "nukes" will be speaking Spanish in no time
>>76240266
Source please?
>>76239125
>The word "kek" becomes popular thanks to World of Warcraft
>So "kek" is basically just "lol" with homage to World of Warcraft.
Confirmed for underage wowtard.
Korean Starcraft players had been writing "keke" for years before that because it's the sound of laughter in korean and SC didn't have support for their writing system yet.
>>76240428
Prove it. Also, we're saying "Kek" and not "Keke".
>>76235748
KEK is currently the frog god of memes. Through him, our memes affect reality in startling ways. He was also an ancient Egyptian as well but that was a long time ago and that's not his job anymore.
>>76235748
>Ever since i saw it on /pol/ im finding him hidden all along human culture
Sauce pls
>>76240086
Of course it's real.
If you replace 'Kek' with 'Jahbuhlon' in the discussions found here, you'll have a glimpse at just how far the ritual has progressed.
>>76235748
Don't forget the /k/ube
AVE NEX ALEA
SALUTO NEX ALEA
>>76240638
I remember seeing keke for the first time looking at the old galad UO comics.
>>76240839
Delete.this! Right Fucking Now! LAST WARNING!!!!
>>76240301
Not even the universe exploding will stop Kek.
>>76239125
Freemason symbol
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread842883/pg8
>>76241014
How about you check em instead?
It's easy to fall for the mistaken and heretical idea that Kek is here to entertain us.
We are here to entertain Kek. It is by Kek's grace that we share in the highest order of keks in these times without order.
>>76235748
egyptian scholar here, got my degree from the prestigious devry.
Kek is an abstract god that focuses human thought into reality. its that simple, also he makes you really hungry for poutine
>>76241125
Why is Prince Charles in the middle?
>>76235748
kek is the egyptian god of twilight (dawn + sunset)
he is known as a bringer of light. he is also a god of chaos
christians would realize that lucifer = light bringer/ dawn star/ chaos incarnate so i suppose that' s a decent equivalent, only real difference is that kek isn't perceived as evil
>>76241164
Cheked for Kek
>>76235748
God of Memes.
Slayer of Normies.
>>76236352
>Kek also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos
The Chaos Candidate.
>>76241219
hehe
The royal family are Jews now , Diana's mother was Jewish , Kate Middleton's mother was also Jewish.
All kosher now.
Real funny thing occured. Apparently, one of my professors at my university, who I have great respect for, was talking badly about Trump, or had differing opinions. Two weeks before the session ends, he has a life threatening surgery. Spoopy shit man.
>>76235748
Kek is the god of innocent laughter. Kek will soothe your pain, but kek at the same time is an enitity on hiself. Like the constant of an equation, it stands for itself, it doesnt influence the equation that much if the variables are dominante. Kek will always be there and we take delight in him. Kek is always a part of something and at the same time it is eternal no matter how much it influences the equation.
Kek is eternal no matter how big or small the impact. That is why kek is a god.
>>76240839
Pretty good overveiw of different religions view on the all mighty frog.
http://www.khandro.net/animal_frogs.htm
There is even a Hindu Kek
>>76241810
>>76240925
Where is the murder cube located, I would like to make a pilgrimage.
>>76240839
JAH = Jahweh, the God of the Hebrews.
BUL = Baal, the ancient Canaanite fertility god associated with 'licentious rites of imitative magic'.
ON = Osiris, the Ancient Egyptian god of the underworld.
HE ONLY GETS STRONGER THE MORE YOU TALK OF HIM
Signs and symbols rule the world, not words nor laws.” -Confucius.
>>76240839
FUKC>
>>76242114
Except his "followers" are driven by material wealth and earthly gain, whereas we just want to watch the world burn purely for entertainment.
Congirmed, elder gods do it for the lulz.
>>76242459
We are not of the flesh , and our time here is fleeting , but what waits hereafter?
>>76239125
>The word "kek" becomes popular thanks to World of Warcraft. In it, when Alliance players hear Horde players say "lol" in Orcish they instead hear "kek".
You're forgetting a year or so in between of "lel." For a while the meme was to swap out the consonants for others.
Top Lel -> Top Kek because it is an actual food item.
Kek on 4chan actually developed independent of Kek in Orcish.
>>76241400
A large percentage of the families in the House of Lords from the start of the 20th Century to now have changed. A vast number of their sons were killed in WWI and WWII. This paved the way for new rich jewish families to take over and "marry" into the British royalty.
Most of the royals today are jews. One of the members of the House of Lords was censored for asking what religion the children of William would be raised as. Apparently asking someone who may be the future head of the Church of England to be a Christian is a really horrible question.
>>76235748
Assuming you're serious and weren't just trying to start another epic frog thread, this whole "Kek" thing on here is almost certainly a psyop, which all the retards on this board predictably fell for.
>>76235748
I'm an egyptian scholar. Well I'm an expert in everything around the Levant. I can't explain though. Here one fact. Egyptian were not black.
>>76240428
>>76240638
>>76241006
If you say "lol" in the Horde common language, it appears as kek to those who don't speak it. It wasn't a meme, just part of the game mechanics.
>>76242611
Think about this , Jews are like 2 % of the population , and the they have married into both sides of the royal family within a generation.
What are the chances of that?
And of course they know , if you marry a prince they will know everything about you and your background , you will be thoroughly checked out.
Co H encidence?
>>76235748
To understand the frog God you must first understand the dubs.
You must study the forgotten kekronomicon with divination by pastebin.
Learn the bylaws of the memetics to become a mememancer
90% of the people in this thread are uninitiated and know nothing of what I speak of.
Find him anon, find him in the dark.
>>76242641
t. (You)
>>76242881
Yeah, I know. However, it spawned from WoW and outside of WoW it became a meme.
>>76243049
thank you very much
gonna report this to my boss asap
>>76243622
It didn't enter 4chan through WoW or Starcraft anyway. It was a completely separate process.
>>76242641
Fucking newfag leaf.
I remember when I was best frog.
>>76235748
>>76244187
>>76242597
I'd argue that "Kek" still came from WoW and it evolved to "Topkek" after an Anon discovered a foreign food item named closely to "kek"; it came about thanks to the Workaholics' "TopGun" hat contributing to it too. "Kek" being the Orcish "Lol" and it being used later on outside of WoW as a variant of "Lol" makes more sense than it coming from just "lel". If the second explanation was the reason, it could have easily evolved in to different variations (zez, beb, aea, etc.). Btw, "lel" evolved from 4channers making fun of faggotity-ass redditors using their weakass not-funny "le" meme: using "lel" was basically satire of Reddit.
>>76244222
Digits
>>76244222
We need a pepe mask here
>>76243769
Then what's your explanation and can you prove it?
>>76242567
Praise kek
one day may He show us the light
>>76244329
>>76242597
>>76244320
I think it does come from "lel" because the "k" is right next to the "l" on the keyboard. So someone once probably accidentally typed kek instead of lel and it stuck.
>>76244187
>>76244453
>>76244409
We gain sustenance from his life giving spawn.
>>76243769
It absolutely wasnt.
It originated on /sp/.
>>76244503
IKR. Kek's symbolism reached me.
Magic
>>76244320
kek comes from lel
I watched it happen
Had nothing to do with WoW for christ sakes
>>76241376
My repeating digits confirm
>>76244595
no u
>>76235748
Kek's Prayer
Our Kek in the noosphere,
well-memed be thy name.
Happenings come,
trolling be done,
on this gay Earth as it is on 4chan.
Give us, this thread,
our daily dubs
and forgive us our singles
as we forgive those who fail to witness.
And lead us not into bait
but deliver us from degenerates.
Amen
>>76244320
>>76244320
> It could have easily evolved in to different variations (zez, beb, aea, etc.)
Even wew, laddy.
Wew is just another form of lol, lel, kek...
>>76244706
This
Its a corruption of lel and kik (misspelt lol)
Kek
Truly high tier memeage
Also praise kek
>>76244706
And I watched it happen spawn from WoW. Makes sense since WoW is still the biggest MMO of all time. Lel was just a parody of faggotity usage of "Le".
>>76244938
It has nothing to do with WoW retard
Reported for antimemetism
>>76244823
Is that what wew was?
>>76242597
you think thats enough topkek?
THIS IS ENOUGH TOPKEK
We havn't brought frogspawn and tadpoles into this yet.
>>76244454
It was pretty popular on [s4s] to swap out the consonant for other things. Top tet, wew lad, etc.
>>76244411
Hail Kek!
>>76236509
you would know you worship satan you KIKE
>>76242007
as far as I can tell it's in Prince of Whales Armory Museum up in Canada. It's hard to find out if that's the current location without the normie name of the /k/ube
>>76235748
>Egyptian Scholar
>>76245236
Yes. Lel caught on alarmingly fast outside of 4chan so everyone dissociated with it in a hurry.
>>76244819
Behold a page from the kekronomicon! The memeweavers have delivered yet another prayer into the lake of memes, drop by drop the memeplex will be corrupted, stained black by the lord of darkness.
http://pastebin.com/V6VR1yT8
>>76238307
there is no bad or good, only memes
Maybe we should stop posting this frog thing , its freaking my nut out. I'm scurred.
>>76243950
>tfw never again
>>76246045
>nobody even remembers advice dog is
At least we still have foul bachelor frog.
ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK (PBUH)
>>76239713
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jahbulon
That's not Jahbulon, that's Bael.
>>76244495
>>76238496
>a frog fascinated by frogs
Kali
Miley Cyrus
KEK gets you banned.
>>76235748
>>76246481
>>76246115
>tfw I can't find any advice dogs in my "old" folder
>tfw my image got corrupted or some shit
>>76238652
underage b&
>>76236667
>he actually thinks meme magic isn't real
>>76246785
Can anon post the kek pure red/white version of this?
>>76246015
Just stay on-mission, anon. It will be fine.
>>76235748
Quantum mechanics at its finest. That's what kek is
>>76245751
>>76246579
Witnessed are those pruned for Kek's sake
Blessed are the b&
>>76235748
They worship a frog and ignore that one of his names is Kuk
Kukulkan the serpent headed Mayan God , other name is Quetzalcoatl
>World of Warcraft KEK jargon leaks in from 9gag, Reddit, or wherever the fuck
>Becomes steadily repeated at first ironically like lel and le then becomes normalized though attrition all over 4chan
>Gets attached to Pepe
>Becomes this shit Kek meme
>Have to see it all the time here
Worst incarnation of Pepe, bar none.
>>76246331
After Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek!
>>76249031
kek is real brah
>>76235748
>Can someone explain me what this "Kek" god is?
Revelation 16:13 ►
Parallel Verses
New International Version
Then I saw three impure spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
>>76235748
remember hypnotoad?
>>76249310
He's real and Kek endorses Trump.
>>76249334
>>76242567
The fate of destruction is also the joy of rebirth.
>>76249462
T.R.U.M.P. stands for
The Right Uses Magic Pepe
A fake meme god that pol loves to throw around.
>>76235748
>Can someone explain me what this "Kek" god is?
Childish young men grasping at straws or anything that will help them achieve the "American dream". Fat, basement dwelling losers the that think Trump is the next coming of Hitler.
>>76236667
If you were a true believer you would have been rewarded with quads
>>76249833
Lord Kek is testing us
>>76244222
>>76244377
Kek has a sense of humor
>>76236352
So we must make a female version of Pepe that is a snake?
>>76249932
No, you got called out on being manchildren. When I was 23, I had a kid, a mortgage, and a job. I still fucked around on the internet, but I didn't pray to a comic book frog.
>>76236352
this CANNOT be a real card
>>76250438
We will suffer not the heretic, begone fuckface.
>>76235748
A frog god /pol/ has made up in order to try and understand the existence of meme magic.
Kek doesn't exist but meme magic does
>>76249833
no the sexually confused gib me dat jews think trump in the next coming of hitler
>>76236509
Bingo
>>76250333
>>76239713
>>76241125
>The cat is early internet around 2002-2008 when caturday and cat memes (can I haz a cheeseburger) were all the rage
>The frog 2009-current date internet full of Pepe memes and such
>The man, future memes?
>>76239713
can someone explain what the men in the cars below the rare pepe are?
>>76236352
This. On top of that, frogs symbolize many things, most of which are revered by ancient peoples.
The ancients see them as dwellers of both water and land, which the ancients admired. This may also be the reason why they revere crocodiles/alligators, because they're also masters of water and land, on top of being apex predators.
They also undergo transformation, could adapt to their environment, and symbolize fertility/virility, among other things. Transformations have always left ancients in awe as they see these animals transform from something inferior (tadpoles) to something greater (can traverse land and sea, poisonous, etc.)--perhaps they see themselves as being weak, but desire transforming into something strong/greater. Symbols of fertility are often revered by the ancients, especially those who desire to have many children.
Here are some contemporary, albeit "New Age", thinking and interpretation of frog symbolism:
http://www.whats-your-sign.com/animal-symbolism-frog.html
http://www.spiritanimal.info/frog-spirit-animal/
http://www.universeofsymbolism.com/frog-symbolism.html
It's not really so different from the ancients' interpretation.
They even have passages in the Bible that talks about frogs:
https://proof.directory/what-does-the-symbolism-of-frogs-mean-in-revelation-1613-14/
In the Bible, frogs came out of the mouths of the dragon, the beast, and the false prophet. Perhaps it's a way for Judeo-Christianity of demonizing older religions that revered frogs, but it could also be interpreted in some other way. Think of it as the ability to convince/deceive/manipulate people with words quite effectively. A frog's tongue is long and can capture prey from a distance quite effectively. Frogs, in that context, symbolizes the "gift of tongues" to capture and make people believe the dragon, the beast, and the false prophet.
Now think of "Kek's" ability to "meme" things into existence/happenning by convincing, manipulation, and deception.
>>76246331
After Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek!
>>76242944
There's always the Plantagenet line. You can all disavow the Juden heirs, then go to your prison colony to pick up the true heirs and install them.
>>76239713
Kek was born from a lot of coincidences in history, mythology, recent events and memes.
>>76244187
>The bringer of light
4chan is a Luciferian cult. Good to know.
>>76254669
at least we aren't Muslim
>>76254669
>Skewed interpretation of God
or
>Literally Satan
>>76244938
We got a newfag over here.
>>76254942
>>76254967
Now those are pretty rad.
Bless kek.
>>76254416
Bael (the demonic king and first demon of the lesser key of Solomon)=/= Baal (one of the Jewish names for YHWH/god) =/= Ba'al (caananite weather and fertility god)
granted Ba'al is often incorrectly refereed to as Baal
although Beelzebub/belzeboul = a mockery of ba'al
I BELIEVE IN KEK.
I WAS ONCE A SKEPTIC BUT NOW I BELIEVE.
KEK IS THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS.
HE IS NOT GOOD
HE IS NOT EVIL
HE IS ONLY KEK
KEK CAN RAIN CHAOS DOWN ON BOTH THE EVIL AND THE RIGHTEOUS. ON THE RICH AND THE POOR. ON THE CRUEL AND THE KIND.
KEK CAN RESTORE ORDER IN A TURMULOUS WORLD THROUGH USE OF CHAOS.
ALL THAT IS REQUIRED ARE TWO THINGS
- BELIEVE
- PRAISE HIM
>>76256816
ALSO REPEATING DIGITS STRENGTHEN KEK AND DRAW HIM EVER CLOSER TO OUR REALITY
>>76256879
Praise Kek.
>>76257111
HOLY KEK!
>>76244187
Guys, you need to really chill with the meming, this shit is actually way above your heads
Praise.
>>76244320
>>76244706
It was both of these plus the Starcraft Koreans saying kekekeke, all 3 converged into Kek, this is how synchronicities work
>>76252643
Underrated post
Kek is an Egyptian deity, he has characteristics and way of working, there is a person trying to manifest Kek through meme and gaining from it, the people of 4chan are the people that helps it manifest. Deities can have different avatars as well, the consciousness is unlimited and so are the forms. Kek is what people want him to be and how they feel and expect from him. God is not fixed, God is your own though form, something Christianity and Islam has hidden from the world and Hinduism taught this 3400 years ago.
>>76239416
>someone used a Symphony X album cover for a kek picture
awesome
>>76244320
Kek is ancient anon. Kek found us. It is useless debating when he arrived, in fact he manifested in many subtle ways across electronic media recently and has only been growing in a centropic process that has bridged a channel between sublime memery and the noosphere, giving KEK something best called a voice. It also could be called a hyper-dimensional nervous system mediated by the electromagnetic spectrum and human consciousness.
>>76246331
after darkness comes light
praise kek
>>76254363
maybe there will also be a U.S. president of the Plantagenet line in the future
that'd be new and different
>>76243329
Moth Priestess!