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2016-06-21 21:49:33Post No. 798736
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 21:49:33 Post No. 798736 [Report]
Spiders: What to do about them and their suicidal fascination with my junk?

It's uncanny how spiders always seem to find their way into my pumpkin patch. Probably 40% of anytime I've ever been bitten by a spider, it has been right on the dick. I'm a clean person, damn it! Is it a coincidence? Is it karma?!

>pic related
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 23:29:59 Post No.798824
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 23:29:59 Post No.798824 [Report]
You have bugs in your genitals
Get yourself checked
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 23:47:59 Post No.798839
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 23:47:59 Post No.798839 [Report]
I wonder what jerking off with off or insecticides is like. It might be nice op
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 23:53:44 Post No.798845
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Anonymous 2016-06-21 23:53:44 Post No.798845 [Report]
just start wearing tight underwear so they cant crawl on your cockeroni
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 00:00:17 Post No.798856
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I'm in Australia
I use a tent and have never had an issue with a spidey or snek
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 00:09:27 Post No.798868
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 00:09:27 Post No.798868 [Report]
Dunno man. Sounds like a pretty specific problem!
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 02:21:22 Post No.798994
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Anonymous 2016-06-22 02:21:22 Post No.798994 [Report]
>>798856
Shit man... they just fucking love it. I have no idea why, they just do.

>>798845
Yeah, I suppose it would be a good time to invest in some tighty-whiteys, thanks. It'd be that right thing to do. They grow bolder with each day.
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