Due to the success of the last thread and demand for a new one, we are brining back "outdoor fucking stories"
ITT: tell stories of losing your virginity outside, perhaps fucking a sexy girl at some camp, campfire, tent, hike, outdoors, etc
Previous thread
>>729337
>>729337
>>751001
Sort of /out/
Was on a trip to Sand Mountain with my in-laws and my wife a while back. This story is actually about us not getting it on though.
>In-laws have large camper they use for quad trips
>inb4 not really /out/
>Camper has a set of bunk beds
>wife and I have the upper
>her younger brother in the bunk underneath us
>first night out, everyone is unconscious expect for this little turd
>up and goofing on his phone
>light keeping me awake
>idea.jpg
>Start rocking the bed back and forth
>squeak-squeak squeak-squeak
>soundslikesex.mp3
>Little turd freezes, shuts off phone
>continue to rock bed for the next fifteen minutes or so
>get bored and fall asleep
>justlikemysexlife.exe
>Next morning he's super uncomfortable
>Yells at his sister
>she has no idea what's going on
>Do the same thing for the next four nights, giggling myself stupid the whole time.
>>751001
Not much to tell but kind of a funny story.
>camping with GF
>hike around a bit, realize that the other sites are completely empty
>Sit down in a meadow, start making out
>GF takes off her glasses, pulls back hair for a BJ
>As I orgasm, I lean backwards and smash her glasses with my hand
>GF blind for the rest of the weekend
Does a city park counts?
>be 22
>start hooking up with qt gal from work
>saturday afternoon
>we go to this park that has nice trees, some wood benchs and a small chapel but also has lots of people running and working everyday
>beautiful summer day
>teasing and kissing ourselves for like 3h but there's always people near us
>night beggins to fall
>harder to people see us
>ayyy we have to do it now, my dick is really hard at this time
>she starts to totally undress herself
>wtf, just drop your jeans a bit
>put condom on
>a dude runs like 10meters away but does not see us
>finally start to fuck her
>really really exited, came in like 30 seconds
>tell her that I hurt my balls in the bench
>throw condom under said bench
>she goes to the bathroom and tells me that was her first time when she comes out.
>mfw
We fucked a couple times more but she wanted a relationship and I told her that didn't want that shit.
>regreat it everyday now
I miss her desu guys but such is life
>/out/ hiking with gf
>get to this one overlook, a few hours before sunset
>start making out
>gf unzips my pants and starts sucking me off
>cum in her mouth
>hear leaves crunching behind us
>some middle aged lady was coming up behind us just as I finished
>we gtfo
>>751062
Muh safe space
>me and the wife on a secluded beach in Puerto Rico
>She pulls her bikini off to the side and tells me make her cum
> I go down on her and after a while she wants the D
>Pull down my shorts, we fuck
> I cum inside look up and there is a police SUV with several cops watching us and smiling/laughing
> I grab a towel next to us and cover the wife
>my dick is outside my shorts, I am sure I am going to jail
>The cops laugh and drive away
>The wife is laughing her ass off
>I am mortified, as I was sure I was going to jail
>we bail and go home
>later that night we are out with friends and she is laughing at my face going from O face to O SHIT face in a split second
>she finds it a lot more funny than I do
We fucked all over that island
>We used to hike in El Yunque rain forest pretty regularly
>there is a stone tower there that we fucked in several times
>there is a waterfall we fucked in once as well, but its too busy with tourists usually
>>751021
So this outside sex story was neither about sex nor the outside
>>751146
cant you just enjoy the fun story for what it is?
took pic related (my gf) on countless hiking adventures across California's beautiful landscapes
I try to at least bend her Mexican ass somewhere once a hike
Probably gonna camp /out/ with my gf this summer, she's a chick actually into that sorta stuff. Any advice for wilderness fucking?
I guess I don't have to tell that story about playing with matt's dick again but i do relish the memory :]
>>751221
surprisingly enough, dead snakes aren't the most effective contraceptive.
Only had sex with two girls in my life and I've probably fucked them both more outside than I have inside. It comes with being a teenager and having to find a private place to have sex away from parents.
The first time I stuck penor in vagoo with girl #2 was in a lake, underwater.
I dunno, I got what I could when I could when I was a teenager.
>>751001
>Way out in the boonies
>Doing a 5-6 day trek, shooting rabbits and hogs with bow
>Day 3, run into 2 stacys, lost
>Realize I got too close to the road
>They ask if I can lead them back to the road
>I just lead them on my hike instead
>Moving up a ridge
>Bit of scrambling and climbing up to like 5.8
>These bitches are in short shorts and running shoes
>They refuse to climb up
>Theyre getting sunburnt and dehydrated
>I scramble to the top
>They yell up
>They are used to men listening to them
>I keep going
>Get over
>Keep walking
>Find an overhanging rock about 5km from the cliff, remove my protective clothing, drink a beer and some water, cook a rabbit, eat some oreos.
>Read for a few hours
>Have a cheeky wank
>Hit up the harder liquor
>Pass out in sleeping bag
>Wake up refreshed and make some stew for the next day
>Girls likely dies out there
>Oh well
>>751146
In the strictest definition, yes
But by strict definitions you're a faggot, so I wouldn't pull that thread if I were you.
>>751223
Didn't know there were females on /out/
>>751295
This didn't happen did it
>>751891
I'm a male :\
>Meet with ukranian dude on lycan way
>Chat few times, see him many times on trail, he was cool dude.
>Finish trail, go back hometown, which is really away from trail
>Few weeks later
>Wandering around on streets, looking for someshit.
>A dude comes and pokes behind me
>"Lycan way?"
>What the fuck, didnt recognize
>HOLY SHIT ITS YOU
>Its ukranian dude, we meet again on fucking 5 million city.
It was something like fucking miracle, he was traveling around with hitch hiking and i still cant believe we meet again on 5 million city and not even on tourist location. We talk few mins and he went along way.
>Be 14
>on 5 day canoe trip with cabin
>haven't jerked off in 4 days
>usually wake up early and jerk off in the shower at camp
>dick on verge of explosion
>female counselor wearing bikini every day
>say I'm going to take a shit
>jerk off in the woods and wipe the cum off with leaves
definitely felt in weirdly in touch with nature when i was doing it. I remember looking up at the trees and shit and how the light looked at the time
>On middle of mountain with 2 friends
>Its getting dark and cant find a proper place to set camp
>Rain starts
>Wind goes up, cant even walk properly
>Its full dark now
>We are soaked up to down
>Saw a lonely tree on top of mountain
>lets setup tents cuz we are idiot
>Few mins later thunderstorm start
>hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3
>Get in tent, throw all metal and electronic objects away
>Our hairs looks like edward scissorhands
>Lightings smashing ground like a fucking whip
>start praying god
>few mins later it ended
How the fuck you guys manage to survive on thunderstorms? Seriosly, we were lucky this time.
>>752000
So did you like suck his dick or anything?
>>752041
And when did you have sex on this trip?
>>751214
100% chad
>be me
>hiking along great ocean road
>gf who became wife with me.
>go onto rocks, waves smashing against, mist everywhere, feels cool.
>find a rock against the edge that semi shelters us.
>bend her over and she lifts up her skirt, no panties
>smash her till she cums as the mist and ocean is smashing against the rock and we barely stay dry.
>two days later I got smashed drunk and told her she is a worthless cunt.
>still get married in Texas 3 months later.
>she fucks a chad when I am in Vail teaching skiing
???
>come home and find a text on her mobile.
>pack up and leave her that night
>get smashed in Austin, ride my motorcycle around town
>fuck a college girl that night
>my accent literally works magic in the US.
>>752397
Getting cucked isn't Chad m8
That's like Wesley, or Jayden
>>752397
What accent?
>>751146
he
>inb4 not really out
and you still did it.
autism
>>751039
was she cute and man 30 seconds for the first time. Not trying to be mean but that sucks for her
>>751226
underwater fucking sucks. its like a rubber balloon. fucked in a pool and it wasnt good.
>>752698
Yeah, she was the skinny type but with a really pretty face, and you're not being by any ways. I totally get it was a bad experience for her, or at least not as pleasureful as it could have been.
We also fucked a few times more, one of those times I was very drunk and having hard time to come, it got to a point that she asked me to stop for a while because I was spanking her butt too much. I had some awkward sex experiences but I regret nothing desu.
I was at Fort Belvoir for about a year back in '05. I didn't really hang out with the rest of the Marines in my class, mostly because I was a total loser. This gave me a lot of time to explore during our liberty period. I made a trail near the river and found a pretty cool clearing. Not a hidden spot, but also a spot that unless you're looking for it, you won't find it.
That became my go-to spot. I'd meet a girl, take her out bowling or to see a movie and then drive down to the river and show off my spot for a picnic. I was charming enough to bed 3 women there including my now wife.
The most memorable time was when I met a girl at the MWR. I was hosting a tabletop RPG session with some Army students but their class ended up fucking up and getting smoked so I'm just hanging out there waiting for them to show up. This gothic qt 3.14 showed up (yeah, I was one of them), said she saw my flier and wanted to play too. I helped her roll up a character and we waited for the Hooahs to show up. After about 2 hours I determined they were not coming and asked her if her evening was free. It was so I took her to my spot. One thing leads to another and I'm balls deep in her. I hear someone behind me clear their throat.
>Military Police
>Shit
We get dressed, she looks embrassed. I'm shaking knowing that I'll get ninja punched within a fortnight.
Well when they ran her information, come to find out she was the niece of the Provost Marshal (like the chief of police for the base). Rather than stirring the pot, they let us off with a verbal warning. The MP's say they'll take her home and one escorts her over to the car. The sergeant pulls me aside and tells me that I got off easier than I knew. Not only was she the niece of the Provost Marshal (and staying with him for a long time) she was also a High School sophomore.
I swear she said she was 18.
>TFW I banged out jailbait, got caught by the cops and released with a warning and no paperwork.
>>752495
kangaroo
>>751951
is this the kid who was in some other boys sleeping bag wanking him off every night?
>>752754
>MPs
>didn't fuck you over
IMPOSSIBRU
>me, 22 years old
>dating a smoking hot 44 year old Spanish cougar, mainly just for hot sex
>take her to Arches nat'l park for spring break
>take her on a hike down courthouse wash middle of day
>go about half a mile away from the main road
>pull her shorts down
>pull her panties down
>bend her over and she hangs onto a tree trunk
>position myself so I can see both ways up and down the wash in case any hikers come along
>begin to penetrate that finely shaved vagina
>been fucking for about ten minutes and I notice out of the corner of my eye, two dudes, probably in their 30's, crouched down behind a bush about 20 yards away
>they be watching me fucking my Spanish cougar
>look at them with a sly smile and a thumbs up
>give them a hand signal to stay low
>I pick up my pace and intensity
>making loud slapping sounds that echo down the wash
>pull out and she turns around and starts swallowing my cock
>turn to the perverts in the bushes and thumbs up again
>there eyes are big as baseballs from the show I'm giving them
>pick up my petite Spanish beauty and start fucking with her back against the tree
>she's panting and moaning loudly
>after about 20 minutes of this I'm about ready to blow
>bend her back over and fuck her while pulling her hair
>ready to blow a 10 gallon nut
>pull out and blow all over her ass and back
>look towards the pervs and yell "oh my god there's some people over there!"
>pervs jump out of there hiding spot, one dude has his pants down
>they scramble the fuck outta there while pulling up their drawers
>my Spanish queen looks at me with a sly smile and says "you knew they were there the whole time, didn't you?"
>smile "Yuuuuup"
>she smiles "me too"
I had the best sex of my life with that woman. During the same trip, we got busted by a park ranger at night while we were steaming up the windows of my SUV in the parking lot for the Delicate Arch trailhead. We let him have a peek at our naked sweaty bodies and he just smiled and told us to leave.
>>751001
I was halfway up Mt Hood in Oregon one Summer when my stupid hot dick popped up and made hiking impossible.
So I rested a while, made a fire and started preparing some potatoes and sausage. That's when a beautiful girl appeared.
She introduced herself as Stephanie and told me she lost her dog earlier, asking if I could help her find it. Of course I agreed.
On the way, she asked me what I come out here for. "Oh you know. Looking at the natural beauty. The trees, the flowers. Listening to black metal."
She seems at least 50% sincerely amused. But we find nothing even after hours of searching, so we return to the fire I made.
That's when I saw the beast. A black bear, easily eight feet tall, reared up at us. Must've smelled the sausage and potatoes.
Stephanie ran, but something in me made me stay. Maybe the bear's sultry hip movement, or the glistening in its eyes.
"GROOOUUUUU" she bellowed as I mounted her, the fur around her vagina matted thickly with her secretions. "GRRRROOOOUUUUUUUU".
I knew then a closeness with nature I never have before, and the love so secret that only bears know its name. As for her...she wasn't putting her all into it.
What's the problem? How many human cocks does she get a chance at? But I'm all about pleasing. So I slapped her around a little bit.
"GRRROOUUUU!!!" she responded energetically. I slapped her some more, my hand striking her naughty bear snout this way and that.
"You're sluttier than the average bear" I gasped, withdrawing just as I blasted thick ropey jizz all across her sexy bear snout, ears and eyes.
After care was about thirty minutes of letting her spoon me and helping her treat her eye for irritation from when some of my jizz got in there, it turns out she has an eye condition and her doctor told her not to get any semen in there for at least a week.
After that she got up, reminded me that only I can prevent forest fires, then wandered out of my campsite and out of my life.
>>752981
i feel like your an aspiring /b/ storyteller but they told you to gtf/out/
>>752991
>>752495
Ya, Aussie, its not thick AF bogan hewyagowancunt. Even when I had my wedding ring I had girls gushing over it lol.... say one sentence in a fairly non-city like place and the girl will cum instantly.
>>752991
kek
>>751001
Went fishing with my girlfriend and her sister. Girlfriend isn't into it and goes back to the car to charge her phone for s bit and it's a 15 minute walk. Had a bite and caught a bass. Her sister helped me get the hook out that was down its throat. Got face to face and couldn't help but kiss her. 3 years of sexual frustration between the both of us just exploded. That was the biggest nut I've ever busted in my entire life.
>>753143
Oh yeah we got the hook out and threw the fish back. As soon as I turned back around she was on her back with legs spread far apart ready to go
>>753144
I'll take things that never happened for 100 alex.
>>753167
>implying
Believe what you want. It still happened.
>>752027
You shoulda at least jerked it to bikini girl while hiding from her site
>>752041
By not camping under a fucking tree you idiot nigger
Also where was sex
>>752991
What happened to Stephanie ?
Sexy girl? Not really. But hey, A GIRL. And after that first time it was easier.
I was on summer trip with my best friend and his family, including his two cousins - one guy, one girl.
The girl was not pretty at all, but I haven't had any sex before so I didn't care. I did my best to put the moves on her, and somehow it worked (probably because she wasn't used to getting attention from males). It was night, the family had a campfire, I walked away with her, and took out the condoms I bought, started making out with her. Tried to put on the rubber, but I put it on the wrong way. I laughed it out ('It's so dark here, damn'), tried with the second one, succeeded. Don't remember much apart from that. From later times sleeping with her I remember that she was HORRIBLE in bed, just lying there and not doing anything at all, like a plank. Also, she was couple years older than me. I was 18 years old, she was like 23.
Fun fact: I made a bet with her brother that I could pick her up earlier that summer. I haven't told him that I did, had a pang of conscience.
>>753502
Brandon?
>>753502
To be precise, she had a really nice body (she was into sports, and she had nice rack), but she was bit cross-eyed.
>>753504
Nope. Heh, I guess now I can assume this story happened couple times around the world.
>>753508
I lost my virginity to some chubby girl with F sized tits
Coulda been worse
>>752746
sounds like a good time
>>22
>>Summer camp, assistant head of climbing
>>Every other week, we take 3 day long back country trips with kids for some nice basecamping and climbing
>>Outdoorsy but also nerdy, help around camp office, get access to trip planning. Set next round of trips to be with one of my co-staff I've been flirting with.
>>First night, helping kids fix tent. They need to learn to tie a fuckin truckers hitch
>>Back to the tent, co is dressing. Step back to give her privacy, she says 'no its fine' invites me in
>>end up kissing and sleeping in zipped together sleeping bags
Didn't fuck till after the trip when we got back and had a cabin to use.
pic unrelated.
Extremely short summarized version of stupid long story that I'm too lazy to type out right now.
>wet and dark as hell, thunderstorm rolling in
>put one foot on hillside
>wet topsoil
>why.jpg
>begin falling down hill at mach speed
>everything I grab just starts falling with me
>scream "I haven't even had sex yet!" as I head towards a straight drop of about 15 feet.
>suddenly get jerked back
>the 5 foot railroad sign I had strapped to my ruck catches on a tree and my friends body
>feet practically dangling off cliff
>the 5 foot railroad sign saved my life
>my sign when
>>753845
cool beans but where's the sex
>>753849
I still await it's cool beanie embrace
here we go
>last year
>no safe place to bone with GF
>we go to a place down by the river in a park in my car
>bone, sitting naked in my back seat
>truck pulls behind
>forfucksake
>hear tapping on the windows, thank god for window tint
>go out in my boxers with my shirt half on, fish and wildlife just says you cant do that here
>say my bad, peel out of there, no ticket or anything
we still laugh about it to this day
>few months later
>GF wants to bone in the car again
>go to the outskirts of town, only places nearby are a junkyard and a semi truck trailer lot
>bone, sitting naked in back seat of car
>Caravan parks next to me
>thefuck
>get myself dressed, see what the fuck he wants
>young Muslim guy asks what im doing here
>say i work here and im taking my break in the back seat
>leave GF in back seat, peel out of there
i dont know what the fuck he wanted since he was plain clothes and in a Caravan, probably hid drugs or something buried there. thought he was going to rob me, i peeled out of there too
Almost all my first experiences were /out/. Not explicitly fucking, but it was one of the experiences that made me fall in love with the outdoors.
Part 1
First time I made out with my girlfriend we were laying on a dock of a lake. She's a real outdoorsy type, and I was kinda just along for the ride. Still in that weird place before we really new if we were going out yet. And there were shooting stars that night, and we were competing to see who could spot more. And I remember being amazed at how clear the stars were in the night sky. Needless to say it was a near perfect night for romance. A couple fishers interrupted us and we ended up moving to a picnic table a bit of a ways off in the woods. And we talked, and eventually she kissed me. We were both young and relatively inexperienced virgins (only two or three short lived relationships between the two of us). And she wrapped her legs around me and got in my lap, and pressed herself against me, and we just kissed each other and explored each other with our hands. Her being in my lap made things quickly escalate and after a lot of gyrating it started to drizzle, and we moved to her car. and just laid with one another for a while. Listening to the other's breathing. She started to rub my chest and stomach with her hand, and her elbow was rubbing against my erection (which I later found out was unintentional and entirely unknown to her), eventually it was too much, and I leaped between her legs, and got on top of her and kissed her deeply, and started to thrust myself against her groin. I could feel her labia slightly enveloping me through my shorts, We did that for a while, and my hands crept up underneath her shirt, and that drove her absolutely mad (a little quirk I'd find out soon enough). She opened her car door, and grabbed my hand and pulled me down into the wet grass, and mounted me, and we desperately grinded against each other. Our hearts pounding, and our breathing heavy.
>>754838
Part 2
The fishermen just a few hundred feet down hill from us. But we thrust away completely lost in each other. My hands exploring all her softest parts. In the heat of things I reached for her pants, and went to pull them down which unsettled her. She stopped me, and we talked more, but we never stopped making out. We went on for good long while. Switching positions quite a few times before finally getting back in the car, and freaking out a bit at what had just occurred. We had been good friends since childhood before the tension finally broke. And broke it did. Nearly every week that summer. We couldn't keep our hands off each other. And we still can't.
>>751001
Fucked my post highschool girlfriend in the back of my Jeep at the tree nursery across from my parent's house.
Fucked my second wife in a tent once.
>>751001
Oh yeah, and me and my buddies used to have bonfires in that same nursery and smoke weed and shit. One of my friends and I would run off and fuck in the woods when no one was paying attention. I usually topped.
>>754922
Sounds like a gay ol' time
>>754504
Lol
>>751891
We exist, but tend not to bring it up because a lot of anons freak out (either LONDON or REEE ROASTIES OUT).
>>755104
Tell me your outside sex story now
>>751221
please pack out your condoms
>>751001
Sex is for
-women
-men who want to please women
-homosexuals like OP
Flash back to 2004
>20 years old
>new girlfriend, southern accent
>go on camping trip with family
>sitting around the camp fire everyone starts to get sleepy
>one by one everyone goes to bed
>gf and I are the last ones up
>we had fooled around before, but she'd never touched the D yet
>take a short walk to a cabin near by
>cabin wasn't rented out, empty, locked up, but had a nice porch swing
>sit on swing, make out, she starts with an OTPHJ
>>>over the pants hand job
>pretty soon my dong is out, and in her mouth
>we had moved off the swing and I'm just standing, dick in her mouth
>camp fire is a ways away, providing dim light
>in the dim light behind this girl I see a tint figure move
>raccoon spotted
>he's watching me get sucked off
>must have told all his friends
>now I see about 5 raccoons
>all behind her so she can't see
>they're getting curious
>they're also getting closer
>and closer
>don't want her to stop so I just let her keep sucking
>raccoon perverts are now within a few feet of her
>really don't want her to stop
>they get close enough that I try and kick my leg out to shoo them away
>with my dick in her mouth still
>"what are you doing anon"
>"sorry leg cramped up"
>raccoons back up, but still enjoy the show
>I cum, she swallows the evidence
>raccoons disappear into the darkness
See these rocks? They're on a little postage stamp of an island on a lake in Acadia National Park. Over the past 20 years or so I've had sex with 4 women on that island, 2 of them on those rocks. And also a few times all by my lonesome. Story time:
>15 years ago, late October
>Warm day, but totally deserted
>Canoe out to island, picnic on rocks
>Sexy make out time commences
>Her pants come off, shirt unbuttoned
>Legs spread wide, facing the lake
>Hairy pussy exposed for the whole world to see
>Diddle her to a screaming orgasm
>She blows me, drop load on the rocks
>Pack up, canoe back
>Still can't believe no one saw us.
>Still think about that afternoon
>>756611
bury or at least toss into bush/trees
>>756720
Are you seriously implying that men don't get pleasure from sex?
>>758611
Another story:
>Early summer, but not many tourists yet.
>Canoe out to the island, picnic on the rocks
>Not with hairy hippy girl this time
>This time be with new and improved Asian GF
>Sexy make out time commences, move inland
>Goddamn tourists
>She whines
>Dirt
>She complains
>Bugs
>She bitches
>Uncomfortable
>She still let's me do what I want
>Good Asian GF
>Fresh off the boat
>She whines the whole time
>Complains the whole time
>Bitches the whole time
>Shut her up with my dick in her mouth
>Make her swallow, which she hates
>Canoe back in silence
>Bad idea, maybe?
>>759130
R u still with the chink
>>759191
Pffft... No. She wasn't down with /out/, and she was a cheater. Next story:
>Be with new GF, type A city girl
>Summertime, nice and warm
>Canoe out to island, picnic on rocks
>Fancy picnic, she makes big bucks
>Wine, cheese, sunset
>Romantic
>Sure goes down, stars come out
>Sexy make out time commences
>So romantic
>Anon, let's go back and make sweet love
>Let's do it here
>So romantic
>Romantic lovemaking begins
>So romantic
>So slow
>So gentle
>At least pussy is shaved so smooth
>So smooth... Like a child... Oh boy...
>Anon, I can't. We have to go back
>Let me finish
>Please!
>Nope!
>Denied!
>Should have known better
>Canoe back in silence
>Should have known better...
Never fucked anyone outside before but I have happened upon various couples having sex in parks and sometimes even on random trails in the woods.
You would be surprised how some people don't even care if they are seen.
>>759643
always bring binoculars, that way you can watch from a good distance....and resist the urge to applaude or yell out encouraging words during
>>759823
>resist the urge
why?
>>759828
sometimes they're easily spooked
>>759223
Next story:
>Be with new GF, nerd girl, chubby
>Not /out/ at all
>Summertime, tourists everywhere
>Canoe to island, picnic, etc, etc, etc...
>Not down with sexy make out time
>Swimming instead
>All of a sudden, nekkid swimming
>Underwater handjob
>Underwater blowjob
>Underwater fucking
>Underwater anal
>Pro tip: date a fat girl
>She'll make it worth it
>Later that night she cooked me lobster
>Then sucked me off on the dock of our cabin
>While I told her about the other women I fucked on the island
>Should probably wife her...
>>751001
Told it before but here goes:
>dating doctoral student in her final year
>go out on the weekends with her "best school friend"
>best school friend is skinny, pale, notits, great ass, doctor girlfriend is high test, huge tits, great ass
>always ends up being me and gf and her classmate
>always get drunk and always get really flirty between the three of us
>conversation always moves towards having a threesome, classmate obviously wants to fuck me, I want to fuck her, gf likes the flirting and the idea of being dirty
>gf and I go /out/ a lot
>classmate wants to get into it
>subtle drunk talking over a period of a couple months gets them fairly open to the idea.
>finally over drunk talking lay down ground rules, tentatively decide to do it during group camping trip with gay friends (me, gf, and classmate are sharing a tent)
>I'm wondering if it's all bullshit, cause all plans were made while drunk
>get /out/, set up camp, gay friends are showing up late due to work (I made sure we left super early and got /out/ super early just in case)
>sitting around camp, drinking girly drinks, playing cards
>girls are getting flirty and tipsy
>ground rules come up
>girls both say they won't do anything other than kiss with each other, cause they aren't gay
>slightly bummed, then realize that means it's all about me
>more time passes
>gf heads out to woods to take a piss
>her classmate says, "well, are we doing this or what, she won't initiate it on her own"
>tfw this is really happening
>her classmate says, "are you going to get it out or what?"
>me, "get what out?"
>her, "your cock"
>nervously unzip pants and pull dick out
>she dives face first onto it, sucking like her life depended on it
>gf walks back into clearing to see back of classmates head bobbing in my lap
>PRICELESSFACE.jpeg
>cont.
>>761176
underwater all of those are horrible
I'm a california dirtbag hippy who spends most of my time at hot springs
I've had at least 40 sexual experiences underwater and EVERY ONE EVERY TIME FOR EVERY SECOND i was just thinking
>wow, this would feel a million times better if we weren't using water for lube
>>761199
For sure. We still did it. Just so we could say we did. That's why she finished me off later in the evening, on the dock.
>>761197
>I shrug and smile
>gf says later she didn't expect it to start out like that and she couldn't even initially comprehend what she was seeing
>gf walks to me and classmate looks up at her giggling with my dick in her mouth, sits up and says "want to get in on this?"
>gf says she's nervous and wants to move into tent
>brought big 6 person tent just in case
>I'm naked by the time the tent gets zipped shut
>girls looking at each other nervously
>I say fuck it and start undressing them
>fingerbanging both
>going down on both while they make out
>get classmate close to cumming
>they both lay me down and suck my dick together for what seemed like forever and no time at all all at the same time
>best fucking thing ever
>gf rides my dick while classmate sits on my face and they make out
>doggystyle gf while classmate makes out with her and sucks her tits
>obvious weirdness about me fucking classmate, she's kinda purposely keeping her pussy away from my dick
>classmate gets up to knees and I quickly position myself behind her and say, "don't you want some of this too?"
>gf says she wants to see me fuck someone else
>rail the shit out of classmate, she cums
>realize we've been fucking around for over an hour
>gays might show up soon
>classmate says "you need to cum now"
>both on knees, sucking me, cum on their tits and in their mouths
>everyone happy, no weirdness
>finish camping trip
Happened one more time, primarily at my urging, and they didn't seem as into it, but it was still fun. Strangely they both said their favorite parts were watching the other get fucked and making out with my cock in their mouths. Had ample chances to fuck classmate while gf was out of town for postdoc interviews and didn't do it. Should've done it cause gf ended up being a cunt. Classmate came back into town recently and we had a beer and she told me she would've let me do anything to her. Was engaged by that time so no luck.
>>761208
Well, I'm a guy... so I guess I am... at least I have a story to tell. At least I got laid.
>>761209
same gf
>hiking up to boulder lake in olympic np
>start getting near springs, random hippy tits walking up and down trail all over place
>gf notices me staring and sees me slightly hard (hiking in nylon pants with legs zipped off)
>walk up trail further, get near one of the pools
>3 naked hippy chicks frolicking
>gf pulls me off trail, I honestly had no clue what was going on
>get behind tree, pulls up hiking skirt (if your lady doesn't have a hiking skirt you're missing out) pulls down panties, says "fuck me"
>hard fuck gf against tree while watching three naked college girls through the bushes
>get close, gf pulls forward and pushes my dick in her ass
>cum balls deep in ass
>gf pulls up panties and smiles and we hike the rest of the way to the lake
>thinking about gf's ass full of cum in front of me for the entire 5 or so miles to the lake
>>761213
same gf
>hiking dread and terror section of umpqua trail
>fucking sucks
>gf has shit knees and ankles from sports in high school
>12 or so miles up and down elevation with big fucking packs, no place to stop and camp due to trail being on river basically on a cliff most of the time
>getting dark, cut tent-sized rectangle in vegetation and just go to sleep
>wake up and gf's ankle is gigantic
>hike for a short while til we get to first campground (maybe a mile)
>gf can't walk any more
>tells me she's done (were planning on hiking for a few more days and doing most of the 30+mile trail)
>says if I go get the truck she'll suck my dick
>was going to do it anyway, leave her in tent and walk to road and walk the 12 or so miles back to the trailhead in august in 100+degree weather (fuck doing dread and terror again)
>drive truck back to where she was
>decide to stay another night and head up to hot springs that's nearby
>kick back with legs dangling in hot spring pool carved out of rock a hundred feet above the river below, watching the water go by while blowing the best load ever in gf's mouth
>>761220
same gf
>hiking in southern oregon
>trail is above ravine with river and dirt road that goes along river
>come around bend, see 4runner parked on road maybe 1/8 mile away
>back left door is open
>girl's naked ass is sticking out
>guy behind her fucking her harder than I've seen anyone fuck someone outside of porn
>still going
>stilllll going
>gf takes off pack and positions her ass right in front of my dick
>I pull up skirt and start fucking her
>both watching couple below us fucking
>(no shit) cum almost right when the guy does, he pulls out and big titted girl drops down and take it in the mouth.
>me and gf just sit there watching them with me inside her post orgasm
>they get in truck and drive off
>we continue hiking
we pretty much fucked everywhere. Also, we made a point of fucking in every single campground shower in Oregon and Washington we saw. Like we'd be driving somewhere and if there was a campground with showers on the road we'd pull in just for that, whether we were camping there or not. Was just kinda our thing.
>>751001
Who is this sploogerman ubermensch?
>>753012
i wanted this to be real.
>>754504
Hahaha I still enjoyed them
A 15 year old wanted my dick at a camp ground once. I was 23 at the time. It was probably a good idea not to fuck her.
I could share a couple. Got a pretty /out/ wife who loves to fuck when we go camping. Our first year of marriage we take a trip out west (USA). She decides we need to fuck in every state. Once or twice this ends up being in our truck at some random pulloff in a National Park. The one I remember the most from that trip was at the KOA campground in cody wyoming. We got a little drunk, climbed in the tent. I end up with my dick in her ass. She usually doesnt like anal so this is pretty awesome. Cum buckets in her ass. She ends up shitting in the tent. We both thought it was hilarious, mostly because we were so drunk.
Fast foward a couple of years. Go on vacation to Eleuthera. Beaches are practically deserted. Fuck almost every day on a different beach. We 69ed at lighthouse bay. Still the best orgasim of my life.
>>761777
Best orgasm of my life:
>16 or so, her a little younger
>Redhead, boobs way too big for her age
>Directory! Rawr!
>Living in suburban hell, Columbia, MD
>Still, some nice pockets of woods here and there
>One August afternoon, visit our favorite spot
>Tiny grassy clearing by a deep pool in small stream
>Skinny dipping commences
>Fucking commences afterward
>Teenagers, so going as hard and fast as possible
>So freaking hot out! Sweating buckets
>All of a sudden, KAABOOM!
>Thunderstorm commences
>We both get off instantly
>I remember that orgasm 25 years later...
>>762106
she prolly got giardia up her cunt
>>751001
imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.
You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
>>762106
betas like you is the best gift that a girl can receive.
>onna dayhike looking for cool mushrooms
>girl i'm with is giving me "fuck me" eyes
>hike off the trail a bit
>lay down my jacket because i'm a gentleman
>pound de pusi as a light mist settles on my bare ass
>ecstasy.exe
>about to bust, pull out
>nut on her hiking boot
>onna dayhike with GF
>get to scenic overlook
>can see the trail either way for a few hundred feet
>reach in her pants and start to get her revved up
>oh fuck people
>play it low key as hikers pass
>eat some trail mix to fuel the fire
>hikers leave, tear her clothes off
>beautiful view, naked girl in mid afternoon sunlight
>start railing her caveman style
>cum and let out primal roar into the valley
if anyone has hiked gunsight rock, 10/10 would reccommed
>>761199
pretty much this
>at home with GF
>getting ready to go to a show
>shower together
>start fooling around
>P in the V
>pretty much immediately realize water instantly rinses natural lube away
>mutually agree shower sex is hollywood BS
i did get a footjob in a jacuzzi though, and that was pretty cash
>>761212
fuck that guy i liked them
>>762272
>>762312
>turn girl away from shower
>bend her over and block shower with your back
>no water to dilute any natural or unnatural lube
>blow load with glorious hot water on your back
>profit
Y'all niggaz are doing it wrong.
>>762376
I dunno, man... I used to know a girl who liked shower buttsex while using the vibrating shower head on her lady parts. No lube, just water. Good advice, though.
Not even slightly /out/, my apologies...
>>762273
Not sure how that makes me a beta, but whatever...
>>751001
>be near a lake near a smal village
>few friends and a fucking hot gothy chick
>get drunk
>make out with chick
>walk around to find a lonely spot
>see a small crematorium on a small graveyard
>r-really.jpg
>start making out on the porch of said crematorium
>start fucking for like 10 minutes
>cum on her and the porch
tfw people are still holding sad ceremonies on my cum.
>>751001
My first time was actually kinda /out/
>get drunk at a party in a rural area
>make out with gf actually really drunk
>walking around
>it rained short time ago so everthing is wet
>we make out even more
>get a raging boner
>she notices and starts giving me a bj
>i want more
>pull her down in the wet grass and start undressing her
>get out condom
>to shitfaced to handle it so she does it
>fuck in the grass
>car coming by because it was right next to a street
>smile retardedly at the car but keep fucking
>so shitfaced i accidently give her bruises between her lags
>another car coming by
>forget nearly everything next morning
>gf leaves me for being such an idiot
>>753139
Strewth Im heading to the states.
