Hello /out/,
I've been seeing a lot of patch threads lately and I felt like it's the right time to lend a hand.
For those of you not familiar with Kommandostore, we're a company spun off of /k/ which sells a lot of military surplus clothing and equipment along with teeshirts, patches, and other goodies we custom manufacture.
I'm posting here now, because KommandoStore is doing a run of patches for /k/ very soon. I've got a graphic team already working on prepping the designs for production, it would be trivial for us to throw in a few more for you guys on top of that.
Provided more than 100 people want any given patch we have the resources to get manufacturing and distribution done cheaply, and the previous experience necessary to ensure that we're delivering a quality product.
TL;DR If you can dream it, we'll buff up the design, and have it available on our site in about 2.5 weeks.
Available patch types:
Iron on 100% embroidered patches with merrowed (sewn) border
Hook and Loop 100% embroidered partches with merrowed (sewn) border
Hook and Loop vinyl patches
Feel free to post in this thread or email me directly at [email protected].
-Ivan
Run 100 each of the bear at the table, the shield with the ursa major, the mora shield, and the cairn kicker.
All 100% embroidered w/ merrowed edge and iron on backing.
Don't run them where they look like hammered dog shit with zero definition on the bears face. Make a better cairn kicker patch than the shit that was just produced. Maybe offer different constellations in the shield patch. Some people wanted Orion, others the Southern Cross, etc.
Plz save us ivan
>>611286
just fuck my shit up
>>611286
No anthrax pls
Anything but PVC/vinyl and I'll get 5 from you ivan.
>>611306
> Your wife's painting skillz needz workz
>>611295
Mind posting these?
Looking it up is rather hard with the archive dead and normie search giving nothing.
>>611286
Pls make it fuckin happen. At least the shield and the cairn kicker.
>>611295
No iron back, it ruins the patches.
>>611316
>>611316
Here is the Mora Bear.
>>611316
The shield with Orion that I shit out of Paint.
>>611316
The shield with no constellation.
>>611316
Mora Bear PNG
>>611316
The original round patch design. Notice that there is actually detail inside the white portion of the face. Unlike the craptastic PVC shit.
>>611316
The OP patch proof I had made as woven patch.
If possible, have the 100% embroidered patch made with this level of detail.
>>611325
do want
>>611324
For the record our pvcs do have the nose filled in, the OP picture was a misprint and no one has updated the site yet.
>>611327
Either way, those patches are shit.
>>611326
I have 50 coming. They will be sold somehow. Have a Tictail store already, but probably won't go that route.
If Ivan wanted to purchase them all from me at my cost, I would sell them to go up on their store.
>>611330
Email me
>>611331
Once I have them in hand, I'll shoot you an email through the store.
Attached is the design that another Anon had made into cairn kicker patches. IMO there needs to be something different done. I will post another image next reply.
>>611334
Something with a stylized stick figure kicking over a cairn would be a better patch. The attached image is just something I found to illustrate my idea, it would need better refinement prior to becoming patch worthy.
>>611331
Here is a thread on how -not- to do the patches (even though the shield patch is pretty based)
>>610509
>>611331
Email was just sent with the details on the patches I could sell you.
I have 200 of the bear with Mora patches coming friday. If you want those Ivan I would sell them to you for cost. After the oatch fiasco that one anon created I have lost all motivation to sell.
Need wolf bodyslam patch
>>611334
That cairn kicker design is pure gash m8.
There was a design that was simply a boot kicking over a cairn, which wasnt perfect but was way better than that piece of shit.
>>611340
Also email me
>>611341
This.
Someone pls design
>>611330
Roundguy?
>>611340
Anon I'll buy from you, you did everything right asking us and showing the development. Also the prices you said were very very fair, even a bit low I would say. If you come with your thread and start selling the patches they will sell like hot bread.
>>611348
This.
The other guy just rushed to make shitty patches and expected a massive cash flow, ankn who has been talking about it for weeks now has a far superior product
would buy/10
>>611341
>>611357
No
Looks like a kid jumping gayly over a pokemon
>>611360
And this is why I didn't buy from the guy who posted patches for ants yesterday.
Thanks Fam
<3
>>611357
No
>>611357
>>611367
Not bad. Not bad at all
>>611369
I suck at designing, just experimenting, If anyone can give me a composition I'll do my best to transfer it on a patch.
>>611360
<3
>>611367
I know it would be hard. But think you could have the bear body slamming a wolf? I feel like the bear is the board mascot and needs to be represented.
>>611346
Nope, not Roundguy. Just an anon that liked his product.
>>611367
that wolf looks pretty good.
>>611367
Too much small detailing to be a decent looking patch.
Was this posted on /k/?
>>611375
If only there would be an image I could use.....
>>611378
>>611378
>>611388
>>611389
Getting there fam. Fix the muzzle it's too big
>>611378
>>611388
>>611389
>>611393
>>611396
Getting close.
Maybe remove/reposition the wolfs arm that's sticking out of the guys head. Might be a bit to clustered
>>611398
>wolfs arm
>wolf
>arm
wtf anon?
>>611396
Those "arms" on the wolf look dumb and completely out of place in comparison to the rest of the wolf.
>>611396
Kinda looks like the guy has an echidna penis growing out of his forehead. :3
>>611400
Well shit, front leg then.
I thought they kind of looked like cartoony arms
>>611404
Yeah this, and maybe the head needs a bit of work to get the silhouette right.
Pretty damn good so far though tbh fam
>>611286
I might make an ursa shield variant when I get home later on today.
Also thanks for making my mailman think I'm being hunted down by a crazy ex-girlfriend, he had a good laugh. jacket feels great Ivan, thank you
>>611405
Now it looks like the guy is sniffing the wolfs armpit.
Also, I couldnt find any good wolf pictures which would resemble it being body slammed so I used WOFL if you havent noticed yet
>>611423
Just do a silhouette of a fox jumping into snow
>>611423
>couldnt find good wolf pictures
https://www.google.com/search?q=wolf+jumping&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAWoVChMIgL2_28nCyAIVQYcaCh24uA1O&biw=1366&bih=676#imgrc=Kz7a-CJxZ9C1ZM%3A
>>611431
This. Just flip that pic upside down
>>611423
Everything but the frontlegs and head is perfect
>>611434
kek
>>611439
shit dude that works really well
>>611439
Fam that's perfect once you outline the fox so it's black and not fox colored
>>611334
>>611439
I didn't make that ;[
>>611439
change the fox for a wolf and you're set.
>>611451
Could do with some wording.
Maybe sc/out/slam
Or WolfSlam somewhere on the patch
>>611451
Now we're talking.
Gotta make it look more wolf-like though
>>611286
Interested in 5-10 embroidered patches depending on price.
This or fox? Gotta fix colors on wolf they are a bit off
>>611467
I'd say fox is better so far, atleast with the silouette.
Just gotta get the proportions right to make it look more like a wolf.
>>611470
Still looks like a fox to me
>>611475
I would recomend taking the first foxslam patch, trimming down the tail and making the snout longer for more wolf-like proportions
Is anyone doing a Dick patch ?
>>611475
Keep body the same, change the tail up.
I'll make a version when I get home in a bit
>>611493
>MGTOW
Nice acronym to virgins, women hating and faggots. Dick was based tho
Offtopic.
Who the hell is Ivan and where the fuck is he from?
>>611357
That looks like a skunk
>>611502
>>611493
>>611572
He's an ex-spetsnaz mercenary who worked in Rhodesia in removing dindu and in Serbia removing kebab. He now sells surp. No one knows where he's from.
>>611581
And you get a hand written message with every order.
>>611581
Hmmm, interesting . . .
>>611585
yes
>>611295
>Southern Cross
this would be cool but i don't think 100 people would want it
could the shield patch be made without any constellation and the recipient add it themselves without damaging the structural integrity of the patch?
>>611455
no
>>611443
This.
Maybe countour lines can be improved, but its much better than any lifeless, iconified stick figure.
I would love an /out/ patch with the phrase "Not all those who wander are lost" on it. Since I like the bear as the /out/ mascot how about just a bear silloute on a path with the phrase.
Bear in pic related would look nice.
>>611684
That is the same piece of shit that was made by the other anon, why not buy one from the shiester merchant?
>>611443
What's with the whole kicking over rock pile thing anyway? Just a leave no trace thing or a general meme?
>>611686
Way too big of a phrase to put in a patch, unless it was shitVC
>>611695
Are you the same anon that I explained the egg meme to earlier?
>>611742
there's only 2 of us on this board so i won't bother denying it yeah that was me
>>611493
I would want one of these with my order.
Actually I think I will probably get one of every /out/ patch.
/k/ with no soccer ball. make it please
Can you make it so the jokes on the inside or the outside is SFW
>>611748
I also don't know where the Cairn Kicker meme came from. I know that cairn stones are shit, and I know it started popping up on here one day, but I don't know the exact origins
>>611455
>'BTF/OUT/'
>'GTF/OUT/'
>'Come on and slam and welcome to Japan'
>>611455
>'Tap/out/'
>>611686
I dont even know why I try
>>611946
Refined it with the pentool
>>611952
Shit font
>>611959
Give me a better one
>>611952
a bit too similar
>>611952
Background needs to be lighter: the bear needs to stand out more. Then you can make the font black, too.
IVAN!! I have a few out patches but I want one of the sitting bear with the Southern Cross (Crux) in the sky. I had a vector saved for it but I must have deleted it.
>>612010
Shoot me an email if you manage to turn anything up. ;)
>>612010
>>612020
Found it. Problem is I'm probably the only Ausfag that wants one. Plus I think the stars need to be more defined or larger.
>>612029
Plus the bear needs to be a koala drinking VB and the pine needs to be a gum tree.
>>611467
Nice bruh
>>611692
Because he is a shiester who made a piece of shit.
>>611334
this needs to be redesigned
I remember there was one that looked better with different color stones
>>612170
You need to be fucking redesigned mate
>>612220
#rekt
>>612222
#checkt
>>611975
Thats pretty I really want to get into working with leather
>>611286
for me, I'd suggest having these 3 available. They're the ones that will probably be a more consistent sell:
>>611322
bear and tree on shield no constellation.
>>611323
bear w/mora and sc/out/ wording
>>611324
original patch. I have one from the first run and it's about 2.5 inches in diameter for reference.
The main, main thing is to check the proofs with people here. One thing with the vinyl ones you already have is the nose isn't black which I find irritating. I'd buy one if it was fixed. The vinyl bear patch is perfect otherwise. But it will be nice to have a regular source to obtain them from so my blessing with them.
>>612377
oh and the other thing. Stickers would also be nice to have available. Maybe even more so than the patches.
>>612377
I'd slap a different constellation on the bear one, make it look less empty
>>611498
So..
Hows the design coming?
>>612378
>Stickers would also be nice to have available. Maybe even more so than the patches.
Ohmyfuckinggodyes.webm
I would buy a gross (that's 144ct for those that don't know) of each sticker, and probably two of each patch.
>>611375
>bear bodyslam wolf
Perhaps this will help?
>>612421
you're on to something
>>612400
lol I got curious so I ordered some. Should have them in 2 weeks.
>>612421
>BearWolf69.jpg
>>611295
>cairn kicker.
I want one
>>611357
You cant look for shit looks like a parkour homo tryna curb stop a skunk or cat
>>611357
That just looks like animal cruelty
>>612482
my sides fam
>>612398
Got hired at a job yesterday and I'm kinda distracted with all the bullshit, will have a thing today don't worry anon
Does it have to be a suplex or body slam?
>>612502
Congratulations fam
>>611975
>>611978
Yes? No? I don't know.
>>612484
I know right smh fam
>>612508
I think it should be the atomic elbow, just replace Jesus with a wolf
>>612534
Nah that's gay
Also looks like animal cruelty to anyone not familiar with the meme tbh smh
>>612534
Make this to a patch and ill fucking buy 10 of them
I'm thinking of having a fleece with this embroidered on it. If you guys like the design I might have a couple more made.
>>611587
Just checked the site, these product descriptions are fucking hilarious.
Anyone have any experience getting things shipped to UK (obv not a lower ofr anything like that)
I definitely need to try Ivans spicy nuts
>>612645
>ink stains
>>612658
Huh?
This isnt related to the patches, but could you try to get some of these in stock ivan? They are the police equivilent to the fleck goretex parka but they are flece lined so they keep you warm at the same time. They are preaty popular in the UK but i cant seem to find them in the us from other milsurp stores.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B00CH2F6QW/ref=pd_aw_sim_193_8?ie=UTF8&refRID=1P1GEVSRK4VNXC4FGCNJ
>>612681
Also Ivan, we need gorkas!
>>611686
Some patches I found on /fa/
>>612691
Damn clear your message bar
Here are two blank templates I made for you guys to experiment with. The first one has a smaller border and the second one is the original size. Have fun
>>612695
>>612695
>>612700
Well that didn't take long
>>612700
kek
>>612691
Nice. Ordered the mountain one and a pin for the society one. Nice find. Love em.
>>612700
/R9k/'s patch
>>612712
pepe doesn't belong to r9k anymore
>>612502
>>612534
for the anon that requested
>>612722
That's unreal! I love it
>>612722
The wolf looks fantastic. The guy's arms remind me of pic related.
>>612722
There'd be some problems with the tail, small bumps on the back, mouth (suggest you make it bigger), foot closest to the edge, tiny gap between flexing bicep and chin and the line in the background.
Looks pretty good though.
>>612727
Hope I didn't fuck it up more. What do I need to change with the line in the background?
>>611493
How dare you shame dick's name with your MGTOW bullshit
>>612681
Also, they say polizei on the back which is super cool
>>612722
Best patch ever!
>>612722
this looks cool but it's not a bodyslam
i'm sure it'll sell but i thought the point was /out/ themed patches
>>611321
id buy the fuck out of these if they were available embroidered in desert tan
>>612378
>Sticker
Seconding this
>>613033
I wouldn't put hot glue on them.
But I hope OP makes buttload of cash off you saps!
>>613038
one guy already tried to rip us off, /out/ isn't that easily fooled.
I trust in Ivan's ability to deliver a superior product, and I'd purchase kommando store over crimson caravan just on principle.
>>613065
> Ivan is op itt
> I want Ivan to make a buttload of cash
We have no problem here.
>>613065
I'm genuinely curious what I did to offend you so badly. Nothing wrong with choosing who you spend your money on, just wondering which "principle" you're referring to.
>>613098
your business simply isn't consistent, and you seem to always skirt by on Ivan's coat tails.
Sure you offer a much wider patch selection, but you simply don't have the volume ivan does.
>>613109
>your business simply isn't consistent,
Could you elaborate?
>but you simply don't have the volume ivan does.
I'm well aware of that and unfortunately it's to be expected when Ivan does this 24/7 and has 6-7 hard working /k/ommandos on payroll. I am one person working 40-50 hours a week at my day job and working TCC in my free time. I slowly expand my stock as time and funds allow. Ivan has more money, more connections and more man power. He's worked hard for it and I intend to work hard to improve myself and the store's inventory. Thank you for the feedback, it helps.
>>613125
You already fucked up offering a shit quality product. You have to get your foot in the door as cheap or extremely high quality and you did neither of those. I get that you're not as big as Ivan but you have to offer something unique about your process/product or anons just regard you as rubbish
>>613132
>You already fucked up offering a shit quality product.
You're going to have to spell it out to me because I haven't had anyone complain as much as you are, and you haven't even purchased anything from me. Which low quality product are you referring to?
>>613142
/k/ bitches about you guys all the fucking time.
greentext stories about ordering from CC and taking months to get orders, or you shuttering your doors and stop doing business for undisclosed amounts of time.
Also you are talking to more than one person, so you being autistic is probably among other reasons.
I have bought patches from you, I was pleased, but that's about all I will buy.
again, you are talking to multiple people here expressing how you are infact the inferior; although not nearly as bad as the anon in the thread from the other day who tried to sell us all 1inch x 1inch patches for 10-12 bucks apiece at 35 dollar shipping, that shit was priceless.
>>613144
I'm glad to hear you were satisfied with your order. What changes/improvements would you like to see? All of the store proceeds go to expanding the inventory and supporting the free outdoor/firearm meetups "NuggetFest" so I'd love to hear your ideas.
>>611286
>File: out-patch.jpg (704 KB, 1500x1500)
stolen valor
>>613144
try harder, the anti /k/ radio guys do better than you with a single sentence.
>>613148
>only taking positive advice
You sir have a fucking problem
>>613167
There wasn't any criticism in that comment that hasn't already been revised. Orders ship out in less than a week and the store is staying open. If you have constructive criticism please share it with me so I can resolve it too.
Patches arrived today fam! I think they look great! I am keeping ine patch for myself and the rest go to Ivan on monday (he has agreed to sell them) so keep a look out on the kommando store.
Here is the sc/out/ patch along side roundguy and splatcats patch.
I think they make an awesome threesome.
>>613212
Oh hell yes
Sweet jesus, all the crybaby going on in this thread. Personally I appreciate any effort on anybody's part to provide more options for goods and services. If you're not happy with the good or service, then shop elsewhere. Capitalism baby, yeah.
>>611286
Hi guise! This is last chance to place orders for these patches and a few more. This is the Shield patch I made! Thanks to all the anons who ordered all ready I will be shipping all of your patches on Monday.
Please look at my shop and see if you like them!
http://outdoorpatches.tictail.com/
>>613232
Any chance of getting some MGTOW stickers and patches going?
>>613242
Post designs and sizes and I might do another run in the future. I don't have allot of free time so I might only be able to do it later this year. Just note it will be pricey as my supplier makes great designs in terms of stitching and coloring the patches...she also charges allot for her work.
>>613246
I was thinking the portrait of Dick with MGTOW on top and Commune on the bottom.
The patch would be round Im thinking.
>>612722
max kekimus
>>613232
please tell me these also come in desert tan/fde
>>613215
My body is ready
why not just a patch with a big vieny throbbing cock?
>>613269
Here you go anon
>>613269
this tbqh
>>613269
Why do you want such a patch anon? For homosecks purpose?
>>613277
>>613276
>>613274
these are just what i'm talking about
I'm >>613242 btw
so if someone could make this for our MGTOW patch that would be awesome because I'm a huge masturbating faggot.
Ivan, can you alert us with the Kommando newsletter that we all get in our email boxes when you get new swag in the store?
Also I want box art of a bear doing wierd things.
>>613421
This
>>613421
There is already a newsletter, just sign up on the site
Rescue bump
One thread for patchmemes
I'm glad that faggot with the chinese patches had his thread deleted.
>>617827
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon!
>>613030
I could totally get behind this
>>613030
>>617853
Like this?
>>617829
same that dude sucked
>>617867
yeh i've been waiting for higher quality. i know when some faggot is trying to rip me off.
>>617869
yeah, he made some cash too if he was able to afford the fucking advertisement on /out/
south african piece of shit.
>>617827
I like this
>>611320
britbong here, would buy for sure
>>613098
You did nothing wrong. Ignore the NEETs plz
>>617941
I'm still here. Please don't post in my threads again I'm sure you faggot trolls are the reason it got deleted rather than anything I did. Also I will renew the banner with your posts included just to make you even more bitter.
>>617953
this isn't your thread faggot. stay out of legit patch fag threads. what you're doing shilling your chinese shit in other patch threads goes against the rules of the marketplace. and we will still go to yours to warn anons of being ripped off. since you are not an honorable merchant trying to steal other people's customers by making them think you are them.
>>617863
yes, exactly like that. is it possible to make the black a darker brown though?
>just made my first Kommando Store purchase.
It wasn't a patch, it was a hat. Also, I wish the M1 Garand Scarf didn't have a /k/ reference on it. I like /k/, but as a general rule I try not to advertise that I go on 4chan.
The scarf would be fun to operate my Garand in to :/
>>617964
Not the original poster but did my best.
>>618000
I love it, what's with the stars though? Doesn't look like the big dipper
>>617953
your patches suck and you have a shit attitude.
Git gud, faggot.
>>618069
It's the Big Dipper/Ursa Major constellation
>>617953
>Also I will renew the banner with your posts included just to make you even more bitter.
Enjoy wasting your money faggot
>>617953
You violated global rule 11, dipshit.
>>618000
Beautiful.
>>618135
It's where the universe is located.
Has anyone ever gone to that picnic table?
>>611286
>kommandostore.com
Ausfag here, can you make this happen bro?
Touch it up if you think it needs it but would be awesome if you could do this.
thanks in advance.
>>612029
this is what I get for not reading the posts. dammit.
on the plus side your not the only one,
I reckon the stars would come out better in a pvc or latex version though. your thoughts?
>>611319
Ivan, we just need another run just like these or with the Orion constellation. If you'd make them like this and not super bright green and shit like that other guys it would be perfect
>>612616
I'd fuckin buy that so hard
>>618242
We don't even have bears, though. If it's a patch for Ausfags I'm only going to buy it if it reflects us.
AT LEAST you could make it a koala or a kangaroo at the table, or something.
If you want to get fancy you might have to create something new though, since I don't think we have our own /out/ memes, right?
Like, you could a stencil of Ivan Milat and caption it with
>WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?
>>617827
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL
Can we get a patch for geoshitting?
>>618202
the galaxy you mean
Bah!
>>618740
looking good.
>>611295
I'd buy at least two of each
>>618740
those are looking awesome!
>>618740
Are you the anon that had all the woven patches made? They do look good. Much better than the south african shit patches. Are you still dropping them off at goodwill or will you try to sell them?