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Adventure bikes are best bikes edition
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>>15000181
First for CS:GO
lawlz0rz
>>15002214
Pull one over about one bike for every 10-20 cars. Speeding is still speeding although speeding on a motorcycle is seen more leniently in my town. we understand that hey you're in traffic with people who can kill you at any moment so we don't expect you to want to be super close to them. 14mph and over is what my town usually requires for an actual speeding citation. Every place is different. Sport bikes are mainly pulled over for 20 mph and over. Cruisers are rare unless they're really hauling ass. I would be careful depending on who wants to get you. the license plate thing can cost you big the story i had mentioned above young kid speeding up and down the town shorts and tee no helmet. Obviously a rookie. Just bought bike no plates etc. Ended up getting him the first time my self. Was kind enough to just give him citation for no valid M class ( he didn't have insurance/plates) as well as tell him to just get a friend/relative to come pick up bike from parking lot with an Mclass. Told him if he goes to court and in-between the month from then to court date with a m class judge could probably drop it with supervision. Dumbass did it again got bike impounded and towed. and then got the whopping license/insurance/plates/speeding citation.
>>15002237
used to be city/state/ now just a municipal/ town in Illinois northwest suburbs.
>>15002249
Depends some departments its frowned upon to do "bingo stops" as they call them when they run your plates at a light etc. Most of us will only do it if we saw you doing sketchy shit and just run it, if your records clean we won't really pursue you. If you have numerous speeding/reckless etc then you will be followed. I usually tell people if you have a clean record carry on don't worry if you're a frequent ticketee as i like to call em then just pull over immediately act like you got something to do don't make it sketchy and pull over at the next drive way but make it realistic and just wait it off.
Afternoon dbt, hows your day going?
Just got home from work and now i can't be fucked taking the forks off the 300 and running them to the shop, typical.
trials slick
I hate all you fags, i hope you fags get raped by tyrones and die of aids.
Exept for
angry anon
Cc81something
Harley anon
Rebel anon
Drop anon
Nighthawk 250 anon
Wr anon
cb650f anon
Fireblade anon
Copycat harley anon
Marauder anon
Balerares anon with cb250
Cbr250 anon
Strayan cbr1000 anon
Wings anon
Across anon
Bmw gs anon
Buell anons
Cbr250 yuroanon
Moffman
Nighthawk anon
cb400f italian anon
still no grom anon
sv650 white anon
mv agusta anon
braid
cum tribute anon
Dr350 anon
gramps the peadophile
aprilia anon
ohiostorm
cactus
fkg
german Katana Anon
banana ninja homo
blue sv650 anon
The Holy list repels the Skid demom.
>>15000838
Complete.
I also changed the clutch plates.
They were spinning around inside, lol. I tightened it down so they never move now. :)
>>15002293
It's 1:30am and I'm drinking a brass monkey. Go take your fucking forks off.
>>15002300
Can I be added to the list?
>>15002300
don't worry anon, one day we will be friends
>>15002277
Hypermotard anon?
Sweet vid.
>>15002278
Thanks again for the info. So from what I get is riding diligently and responsibly, staying out of the limelight, even with permit and no buddy/curfew, I'll be OK. I've wondered about the coldcalling bingo stops, thanks for explaining. All the patrol cars at home have little boxes on the trunk I were told were plate scanners, so I've been a tad leery to permit solo cause of that.
Does your town have a motorcycle unit and are you riding? What do you ride?
Sup /dbt/
>>15002301
GUYS WTF I CAN'T SHIFT?!
>>15002303
I really should it only takes 15 minutes... if that..
>>15002301
Nice to see your still alive m8, i will add you to the list if you like.
>>15002310
Sure m8.
>>15002319
did you put the clutch plates in backwards?
>>15002316
Why did u kill the grill?
>>15002316
What's up fireblade, you get #69 decal yet?
>>15002319
Did you soak the clutch plates?
>>15002327
NO. I JUST PUT IN SOME SAND LIKE MY FRIEND TOLD ME TO! FOR MORE TRACTION!
>>15002338
Kek no, I did talk to a friend who makes decals about it though.
Finished all my finals and stuff so now I just have lots of freetime. Whats up with you?
>>15002315
Just ride with the required person. And honestly get your license asap. Bingo stops can be sketchy i know some departments stopped doing quotas some still feel the need too though. End of the month is when the quota towns come to life and you'll notice last week or two double the usual stops.
No motorcycle unit besides local highway patrol on the IL interstates. I currently have 4 Bikes in the stall. 2015 R1M my newest investment. 2013 S1KRR HP4. 2008 Yamaha R6. 2009 Yamaha R6 track bike.
>>15002349
why do you have 4 sport bikes?
>mfw BTSP died
>>15002356
why don't you?
>>15002341
Kitty is best for traction.
>>15002278
>14mph and over is what my town usually requires for an actual speeding citation
just out of curiosity, is there any degree of universality to this? specifically among larger cities. i've never really worried about it too much and just do what i need to in order to feel safe on the road, but it still feels weird splitting past a cop and then gunning it at the light to get ahead of the traffic. that's probably playing with fire a little bit, i realize, but splitting is legal in my state.
This is why I don't like Suzuki and Kawasaki:
Their core/stock color schemes are giant fucking advertisements. It's no longer "MY" bike, it's a Gixxer (tm) or a Ninja (R) that I happen to be riding.
I know there's branding on Hondas and Yamahars too, but its usually much more subtle.
I want people to look at my bike and say "Oh, hey what is that one?," rather than "Oh, nice Gixxer you got there."
>>15002346
Working on my finals, had two today two more late next week then I'm going back home.
>>15002349
Did the MSF here in IL, but doesn't work to waive the permit process at home. Shame I don't know any other riders at home, but c'est la vie.
>End of the month is when the quota towns come to life
Snap.
>4 bikes
Nice, nice. Is this one by chance?
Also is the rumor that "cops only pull over the second guy" true? I was pack leader on the highway going 89 in a 70 in a bright red truck and sure enough around the bend two opposite-pointing cruisers, I went to the rightmost lane after I saw a dust cloud and the guy behind me got lit...
>>15002361
Wat, mirror-smasher?
Should I make us our own website, forums and all that fancy jazz?
>>15002378
no, you shouldn't. you should instead fuck off, and then kill yourself.
>>15002269
>Adventure bikes are best bikes edition
>not a single adventure bike posted
Lets fix this
>>15002380
already tried, i broke the gun
So I cleaned and lubed my chain for the second time guys. I fucked up though.
I went for a ride earlier today and when I got home I had lube sprayed all over my rear tyre and some near the the engine block. It was giving off a bad smell while on the road and it dripped a little on my garage, completely black and thick.
How fucked am I? Can I just wipe the shit off with some degreaser? Or should I take it to the shop to get looked at?
Pls help.
Pic is before I cleaned the chain.
>>15002373
Don't buy one in those colours then?
Who told you a new bike has to be a certain colour?
you can do what ever the fuck you want to it.
>>15002390
>you can do what ever the fuck you want to it.
you can, but don't do that. that looks heinous.
>>15002364
Because sport bikes are uncomfortable and mostly unusable on the street.
>>15002356
I have always favored them and been through just about every type. I have been doing Trackdays on and off for 7 years now and enjoy the feel of sport bikes over cruisers/ sport touring/ adventure. The one bike i would like to eventually add would be the MT-10 or FZ-10 if they don't neuter it and bring it stateside like Euro model. Probably won't be doing any other types of bikes til i can't do the lean position. But I'm fairly young so i don't see my self on anything but sport for a while. Offroad i do have a CRF250 / YZF250 08/09 respectively.
>>15002372
In most towns here in Illinois that i've worked/ have fellow officers that work it fluctuates a bit. To name a couple i personally know of 13mph, 14mph(mine), 10mph. Usually it can be said that 7mph and under can be dropped by the judge if the driver has a clean record or no current citations so 7 and under is rare. We personally here won't do anything under 14mph because of the whole " I was going downhill, i accelerated to make the yellow"etc 14 is justifiable.
>>15002374
Haha its a nice bike but no unfortunately I'm picky with my exhaust/ tires/clip ons/ levers form what it seems compared to that bike. Also i do stomp grips on all my bikes/ tech spec.
>>15002388
lol take it to the shop? smdhtbqphf
>>15002394
I never said it looked good it just makes the point.
If you buy a bike it is yours, make it fit you.
>tfw i need to drive my car today
>first time after i crashed a month ago
Fuck
>>15002398
I seriously don't understand the appeal of sport bikes on the street. They all have standard versions with the same engine (albeit detuned), that are 10x more comfortable to ride daily. I also really don't understand having four of the same class bike. One for the street one for the track okay, but beyond that it seems pointless.
>>15002381
>>15002406
i personally am a sucker for kawasaki green
>>15002390
>new bike
And there's the problem.
>>15002374
Oh nice, hope they go well mang
i'm on a bender and i'm about to land a deal on a sick old bike.. feels good
how's /dbt/?
>>15002421
Jawsome bro
Didn't eat dinner and halfway into a brass monkey
Trying to write code but too busy shitposting
>story of my life
>>15002419
Thanks bro. How's all with you?
Going for a late night portillos run?
>>15002425
if you can code half as well as you can take a dick i bet you're a fucking guru
>>15002278
How often do bikes run from you, and how often do you catch them when they do?
>>15002431
be aware that answering this question might likely induce someone to run away from the cops.
>>15002373
u fucking wat
I'm glad Yamaha has moved back towards favouring the white/red/black again instead of just being a more boring blue than Suzuki though.
>>15002381
Sorta
>>15002427
I'm alright tired as shit tho, raced an LFA and an evo tonight, gave a qt a ride. Probably gonna go out drinking in a few.
>>15002417
is kawasaki green actually a specific colour? some kawasakis are the same colour as a john deere tractor, or is it just considered kawasaki green if its a green kawasaki?
only 5 months until all my speeding tickets go away and i can get a fast bike
>>15002444
>LFA
Shit, never seen one of those in person. I do like the exhaust on those.
Do what you've gotta do. I'm going to hit the rack real soon.
>>15002446
>is it just considered kawasaki green if its a green kawasaki?
basically
>>15002381
dual sport was here
adventure bike is a big fat faggot
>>15002446
>It was KAWASAKI GREEN
>On a hot summer's night
>Now the hometown said
>The boy shoulda used red
>But it looked good to Charlene,
>It was Kawasaki Green
>>15002356
>i own 5 superleggera's
its just imaginary bikes, bro.
>>15002269
I take my bike on adventures. Does that count?
>>15002452
the kettle called...
>>15002450
The guy who owns it lives pretty close to me, first time I've actually seen one driving was today, couldn't pass up the opportunity. You know?
>>15002458
To the Starbucks with all the aluminium cases on?
>>15002452
WHOA WHOA WHOA
I guess I ride a tour bike, not really an adventure bike seeing as how I don't take that big bitch offroad.
reminder harley a shit
>>15002465
What?
>>15002465
>the joke
>your head
>>15002414
All depends on rider i suppose. I personally enjoy the adrenaline of twists and turns ( south route/ rural towns around ). I have ridden every other class including a gold wing and while the sport bike is quite pointless in a way i find it the most enjoyable. Always have had a passion. Track day in two weeks first one of this season I'm excited. 4 of the same class its fun swapping street bikes because they all have their pros/ cons. at the end of the day they're pointless and overpowered but its the riders job to get the most out of them once you do the good routes. go through at least a couple sets of pucks just on street riding. was wishing to one day register for actual competitive racing but i already have my profession nor do i have time.
>>15002431
>>15002436
I have the perfect answer. We as a town have had 11 encounters that i can 100% guarantee and not just a radio call. out of those 3 were fatal. My town has a no chase policy. which means if the motorcyclists is riding recklessly and has not done anything life threatening such as rob a bank or kill anyone and isn't putting anyone in danger we cannot pursue. This is not always followed. And take it from me man it is not worth it. 3 fatalities one girl, two guys more like kids all 25 and under. Running and car pulled out for one of them the other dead on rear ended and the third lost control into a pole. It is not worth it. the other 8 or so i know a couple of them had their bikes impounded when they got home. all it takes is a plate. a good lawyer will say it wasn't you. It still means that the bike was there though. so bam its ours. Can you get a way yes. its possible. Towns i don't see happen a whole lot, highways all the time. i have never personally had a bike run away from me personally. i don't really pick on them i have escorted groups out of town though a couple times. I believe right now Chicago in general and surrounding cities has had a big increase in deaths this year
>>15002452
>MIATA
>>15002476
So what you're saying is running is fine if you don't have a plate?
>>15002381
Any issues with the GPS being above the wind screen like that?
>>15002489
yeah but then you're getting lit up all the time and every time you have to run.
>>15002467
does that mean my cb400 is an adventure bike then?
>>15002496
its whatever you want it to be, anon
>>15002467
Touring is an adventure though Mr cacti
>>15002489
yes
>>15002467
ayy bb
how's your fffriday night motherfucker?
Where can I buy an M1030M1?
>TFW no diesel military surplus dual-sport.
>>15002489
Do you believe some troll who claims he owns 6 bikes but have yet to produce any pics.....think about it
>>15002489
Depends who's asking. If its a person i care about there are certain rules to follow to do it safely/ professionally. if its some random rookie just do it bro. you'll be fine bro. Feel bad for the people who have to see your mess.
>>15002437
I'm going to be getting an R3 in that color soon.
>>15002503
i saw a diesel military klr at a bike show and was super jelluy
>>15002504
4 Bikes. Police officer in Illi i have two for sure people here in this / previous /dbt/ that are from illi. Iam not supposed to be talking about any of this so i cannot provide pictures of bikes for my personal protection/identity in the sense of possible repercussions as a police officer. i can provide you pictures of race take offs if you want?
>>15002500
I suppose
>nice dubs
>>15002502
I'm not doing anything. I wanted to get really high but no one has pot here and I don't wanna drink.
>>15002437
I always see a matt black r1 whenever I walk to school :^)
>>15002503
Military auction, would get it really cheap too.
>>15002503
nowhere
they're unobtanium
>>15002507
expand on these 'rules' please
>>15002515
>Iam not supposed to be talking about any of this so i cannot provide pictures of bikes for my personal protection/identity in the sense of possible repercussions as a police officer.
Aaaaand he's a fraud.
>>15002503
>>15002504
you must be new to this whole "anonymity" thing. it's pretty easy after a while to separate out the chaff (unless you are a dedicated, biased skeptic) and make an evaluation of what mannerisms, typing idiosyncrasies, etc., that certain classes of people tend to have. the way 5-/O/ writes is beyond even the most convincing trolls, because you can really only fully emulate something you actually understand.
>>15002491
It's behind the windscreen, the mount is around the speedo.
I think it works perfectly
ZX11 Anon here. Went back over to take a look on the progress of the bike. Back fairings are now stripped off, rear light was fixed, but appears to stay on as if someone were holding the brakes all the time. Dad rigged a copper coin to the cracked battery terminal (see pic) and it now starts and stays running without dying immediately. Also made the holes for the front seat lock in bar a bit bigger and rigged a bar inside so the seat stays in place (downside is that the seat is exponentially harder to get off. Probably going to need to get a smaller bar, or one that shifts forward.)
Things that were noticed since last night: Brake fluid needs to be added to all 3 sections that use it, air vent for the gas tank was missing a tube, one of the tubes for what we think was something involving air seemed like it was straight cut, and the back sprocket needs to be replaced (although it's not too bad, it's showing signs of wear.)
>>15002535
That's pretty ghetto.
Replace both sprockets and your chain together.
>>15002503
w-w-where's his pt belt to repel the skid demon, and enemy fire demonz?
>>15002378
we already have our own website and forum tho
>>15002496
Adventure bike is the bike that you have taken on an adventure.
>>15002531
>>15002531
Thats what I get for not looking hard enough :/
That's pretty epic though. I like that shade of yellow.
>all those boats
>I like boats
>>15002522
simple. keep calm. don't panic. know your surroundings. Have a plate under tail/ rear tire hugger covering it. don't let cop get within 2 bike lengths of you ( camera can't get your plate farther than that). Pop a U turn and hit it never go straight make sure to turn when out of sight. Get on high way if thats easier. Never go straight home. If successful stop at gas station/ open lot. sit with bike off. ( this is only if you believe you are being followed/ chopper). My town doesn't have funds to do choppers haha. If no cop shows up within 10 min go home. never go straight home period. make sure you have half tank or + don't be an idiot period. really simple actually thats the only real way to do it. rookies/ dumbasses get caught.
>>15002523
I can post my race take offs from r6/ Its graves titanium headers that I'm cleaning with time stamp if you would like. Bikes/ Plates/ Cars in garage off limits for previously stated purpose.
>>15002529
Being a troll and taking it this far would be a waste of time. Just came to answer questions and kill time.
>>15002541
Only the army has pussy belts anon
>>15002452
>dual sport was here
>adventure bike is a big fat faggot
Fite me bro
>>15002546
I ride a supermoto/dual sport that's slow but capable offroad
If I were to turn into a field/suburban yards/the woods would you guys do anything or just give up immediately?
>>15002464
All the more reason to headhunt exotic cars mang. You have yourself a splendid night.
>>15002555
650s are legit dual sport
>>15002555
XRR not an adventure bike fuk of
>>15002515
post your no-bikes fagget, ms paint the number plaints uleh
>>15002543
whats considered an adventure?
>>15002567
What does honda even have for light adventure bikes? NC700?
>>15002572
Vstroms, teneres, tigers, gelandestrasse, all that heavy ass shit.
how would a yamaha dt 400 compare to the yz?
>>15002567
Not with that attitude
>>15002540
I plan to, but the battery comes first and foremost because that coin is fine for using it in the garage to start her up, but I'm almost certain it'd fall off or get dislodged when actually riding.
>The seat bar he rigged up
>>15002572
Any bike you take on an adventure.
>>15002580
we already came to the conclusion that an adventure bike is actually just a bike you take off road, we just need to come to the conclusion of how far off road you need to go for it to be an adventure now.
>>15002589
Adventuring on anything more road oriented than a KLR is stupid.
>>15002589
You can take a 50cc scooter offroad, just not very far as well.
>>15002573
I don't know of a single manufacturer that has a mainstream lightweight adventure bike.
CCM 450 is as close as you'll get and they are a boutique manufacturer that cost as much as a typical KTM
>>15002586
*have taken
>>15002567
Any bike can be an adventure bike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVDv1r_65q0
>>15002585
>/dbt/ posting their dad's bikes since 1997
>>15002312
>Being this mad
Ayy lmao!
>>15002573
The just came out with a new Africa Twin...
>>15002560
Give up no questions asked. Chasing a street bikes our cars can go on street. Grass / off road our chief would have our ass taking cars offloading for non life threatening pursuits. shoot someone then the chase is on.
>>15002568
have offered time stamp with everything else. don't want to put my bikes/ car out for everyone to see. plates aren't everything i can't throw a quarter out the window and hit a guy with same bikes.anonymity is here for a reason. already disclosed state/ people in my state can already start guessing towns. No thanks. got my pirelli take offs 0 chicken strips for you whenever you want. Still cleaning the graves off the track r6 too.
>>15002581
Why are you looking at 70's dirt bikes?
They are both shit, the yz400 is better in every possible way though.
>>15002535
>air vent for the gas tank was missing a tube
>implying that's that big of an issue
It's just a breather hose. non essential shit.
>>15002611
post dick pic then, not like we will ever see that in public.
By your own logic you can't not post dick pics now.
>>15002603
I've been on plenty of bike adventures. Thanks for caring
>>15002628
>>15002615
replied to wrong comment
>>15002614
Thanks, so, I'll proceed.
Africa twin - adventure bike
XR650R - dual sport
>>15002632
Actually the 650R is a dirt bike. The 650L is the dual sport.
>>15002614
>light
>Africa Twin
>>15002476
>Chicago in general and surrounding cities has had a big increase in deaths this year
Oh fugg you're a chicago anon?
Where at?
>>15002628
Haha not gonna lie had a good chuckle anon thanks. ill be back again one of these days guys take it easy be safe. Don't do stupid shit and you didn't hear anything from anyone. Was hoping for more legal advice but it was fun.
>>15002647
IL Suburbs. Cant say where being said that i have disclosed lots of matter i shouldn't have. Suburbs though I'm everywhere. And ride everywhere. City runs, upper whacker, montrose beach, lake geneva etc been everywhere. South routes are more interesting though.
>>15002642
light and adventure bike barely belong in the same sentence. The only one I can think of is the F800GS/G800GS.
>>15002653
For a non-cleared gov't employee you are surprisingly careful
>>15002607
>Implying his bike
Title, insurance, the money that's going into it is all mine. He knows a shit ton more about this stuff than I do, and he's not going to charge me for anything more than the parts that need to be replaced. I'd be an idiot to turn that down.
>>15002624
A lot of the stuff seems to be fairly minor, or not a huge issue yet. Mechanically, she runs fine. His friend whose worked on bikes for 24 years is going over tonight to check out the engine and make sure that all checks out. We'll get all the shit repaired that needs to be, jur rig the rest, and I'l slowly replace that jury rigging with real parts over time. I just need to know it's not going keel over on me on the highway in the middle of the rain at 11 at night, ya know?
>>15002673
being stranded on the side of the road in the middle of the night makes for the best stories though
>>15002653
>IL suburbs
Well fuck man you need to come out for one of my rides over the summer.
>>15002673
Its because i think last week i was being a smart arse and said something along the lines of "i bet most of the people on dbt post their dads bikes, thats why we only ever see pictures of bikes in sheds" and an anon thought it was a funneh maymay
>>15002301
Nice XS.
>>15002667
>light and adventure bike barely belong in the same sentence
Maybe based on what the industry puts out.
F650GS [twin] is 430 lb. Makes good power though.
G650GS [single, later labeled F650 GS because resaons] is a tiny step above a KLR in weight and power
>>15002683
Best stories, and best unemployment! Company doesn't take well to sudden call outs, and I'd rather avoid that if I can. I am curious though, worst come to worst and the engine is somehow on it's last leg, how hard would it be to get a more modern engine and throw it in there?
>>15002690
Honestly, I can see that being pretty true. That is my bike, and I'll be more than glad to get pictures out in the rural areas once it's all running and reliable. Until then, stuck on my CBR300 in the background.
>>15002712
it makes sense for at least a few anons
>>15002630
>in my mind
>>15002617
it's street legal
>>15002756
you want it to ride on the street?
You are even more tarded than i thought, but in that case the dt is much better.
>>15002712
>stuck on a reliable, efficient, easy handling, light Honda
>instead of a crapped out pigfat noturns Kawasaki
>>15002773
gutless though
>>15002696
Shit, we got anoter cuck to deal with.
Haha! I'm using the stickers!
>>15002781
you be shh nobike
>>15002766
i like 2 strokes and they're illegal/rare
>>15002773
Oh, I love my Honda, don't get me wrong. Thing is solid as fuck. But it can't do any long distance without frequent stops. And i plan to travel a bit, and saw this for cheap. Fix it up, slap some bags on it, and I'm good to go, no?
>>15002787
Fuck off cuck.
>>15002796
Post pics of cousin.
>>15002795
have you ever ridden a 1970's 2 stroke?
First thing to note, their throttles do a full 360 turn, not 90 degree, And the first half of that throttle does literally nothing, then the power band kicks in and all of a sudden there is all of the power.
More so talking about the YZ, the dt would be ridable on road, just not very comfy for long rides.
>>15002796
KEK! that dildo.
>>15002810
i have a 1976 250
and a couple other bikes.. just saw a good deal
>>15002811
this thing?
>>15002804
No!
>>15002811
Literally what?
>>15002814
on which bike?
the yz or the dt?
yz is a collectors item if you can get one of them cheap, would be able to sell it to a baby boomer for a nice profit if you get it looking nice
>>15002815
Thats his cousins dildo.
>>15002822
the dt
i need street legal, dirt bikes don't work for me in the city
>>15002823
No its his prostate tickler.
>>15002817
Post pics of cousin.
>>15002811
>>15002814
>>15002823
>>15002827
>>15002828
You people have brain damage, I swear.
>>15002827
ok, its like that anero thing that anon got from france.
Yamaha R3 or CBR300R?
CBR300R is lighter, better suspension, better handling, better brakes, better MPG.
The R3 has more power.
I just got my license, I'm going to check them out tomorrow and buy it sometime next week or two.
>>15002834
So you shove that whole thing up your arse? Also post pics of cousin.
>>15002834
That's why we're all here
>>15002825
I wouldnt say they are a nice bike to ride at all, might be a bit better on road but in saying that the brakes are fucking terrible even for off road.
Thats a deal breaker for me, you need good brakes on a road bike in my opinion.
>>15002837
Neither.
>>15002784
>lams
>>15002834
What that have to do with posting pics of your cousin.
>>15002844
are they actually bad or do you just hate drums?
>>15002834
Yes.
>went to donate sperm
>nerd that cash money
>"looks like you've got a low sperm count"
>sterile
How's your day going, lads
>>15002784
So thats why you crashed.
>>15002834
pics of cousin when?
>>15002846
The Ninja was compared with the other 300cc bikes and it was the worst because it's not actually good at anything.
>>15002854
>are they actually bad
>drums
>>15002857
Im sorry angry anon.
>>15002857
Poor cum tribute anon
>>15002841
I love it when people suggest they're totally normies on 4chan.
It's like why are you here then? don't give me that, I know something's up.
>>15002870
You live in Woodridge, don't you.
>>15002861
mmm that's great honey but what's that have to do with the 636 cc bike in the picture you're replying to.
>>15002854
they are that bad, especially when compared to disc brakes, even a shitty 1980's econobox full of 300kg teenagers would still stop faster than you.
>>15002870
I am pretty normie :^)
>>15002870
I found dbt while looking for a new bike
Only ever heard about 4chan as the general facebook/tumblr raid scapegoat
>>15002857
stop smoking so much weed ayy lmao, your little fellers are just useless like you.
>>15002870
Lots of us are normies, except for kkk and the animes.
>>15002880
>crossing pork swords
You are a dead set faggot, that gay.
>>15002880
Asking for another cum tribute, i dont think thats normal, lad.
>>15002880
The normiest.
>>15002891
shit was straight beef. too bad it gave a bunch of people food poisoning on that trip. Peru is a hell of a drug.
>>15002894
shop dicks over the pork swords and make it look like the cum spurts from them, make it a masterpiece you fagget
>>15002895
Cuckold xtreme 500 is not normal m8.
>>15002880
I didn't realize it was normal to be the most prolific poster on an entire 4chan board, I mean how many 4chan boards are there anyway? Can't be many people to claim that prize, you're one of what...30 people maybe?
>>15002890
I already told you don't give me that, I don't accept it.
>>15002890
who else is a normie then?
>>15002880
Saved for future use.
>>15002908
>I already told you don't give me that, I don't accept it.
Ok.
>>15002908
is kit kat alphonse?
>>15002908
>memes
>>15002905
Certainly Xcellent 500 is like 500x better than the GaySquid500fagguette
>>15002900
Crossing swords isn't "straight beef" you homo
>>15002912
KKK is not normal he enjoy when people cums on his and his family pics.
>>15002922
>implying I would detrip for anything
>>15002926
it could have been alpaca actually, I really don't know.
>>15002922
kit kat has 8.35 x as many posts as alphonse.
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/statistics/post-count/
>>15002933
Fuck off you logan bogan
>>15002933
what's the website that has the most common photo's on /o/?
how does it feel to like machines more than people?
literally kek. the memes are supreme.
>>15002944
I don't
>>15002944
good.
>>15002939
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/statistics/image-reposts/
same one, you actually occupy 2 spots that I could tell.
#117 and #137
the only motorcycle images above yours are the FJ1200 image (you know the one) and literally just shitposting images such as ">tfw no grom" and the "GS500 bitches" image.
>>15002959
Go sniff ya petrol ya logan bogan
>>15002959
and 147, 149, 71, 81
also wr is above me as well as tash pic and a bunch of other deebeetee mems
>>15002880
every time i see you i want to buy a plane ticket and fucking kick your teeth in
![A7sMw1VCAAATefO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Amz2TvK.jpg "A7sMw1VCAAATefO[1].jpg")
>>15002977
>le edgy hardcore XD
Interesting
>>15002959
Touge king is 116
>>15002959
>the motorcycle thread is the most active thread
>in the auto board
>>15003050
what, motorcycles aren't automobiles now? we're not riding fucking bicycles.
>>15003064
No they aren't...?
>a car has 4 wheels, differentials, a steering wheel and is enclosed in a rollcage
bikes or sex?
>>15003076
Board is called Auto. Auto means self-propelled.
You sure you're not riding a bicycle?
>>15003083
Bikes
Hey guys, I'm new here, actually I'm doing my drivers licence at the moment.
I want to buy a bike, some older used one. My price range is pretty low, from 600EUR-1000EUR
Is this bike alright? Someone was selling it for like 700EUR
Could someone recommend me a similar bike, in the same price range? Jawa, Kawasaki, Honda veterans look nice.
Remember I'm a hack who cares about how the bike looks like, not about it's performance.
Thanks
Tfw just did a fat line of coke for the first time.
Lololllolol
>>15003124
Forgot pic
>>15003128
And you'll need another in 10 minutes and another 10 minutes after that
>>15003129
make sure it's not trashed to shit
>>15003129
>>15003124
>Dosent care about performance
Fuck off poorfag gay cuckold cunt.
>>15003146
wow rude
>>15003128
Isn't it great? Would rather blow coke than drink 100% of the time. $$$ tho
>>15003133
If you aren't a frequent user you can get a good 45 minutes out of a fat rail
>>15003148
Welcome to dbt.
>>15003148
Fuck off cuck!
>>15003167
no
Recommend me some bikes first
>>15003173
Anything ktm
>>15003181
Does it seem like I have 5000 bucks to spare nigga
I may be retarded, but I'm not stupid
>>15003181
KTM A SHIT
>>15003181
Also their bikes are ugly as sin, anything that's not a road bike that is
>>15003173
>Sv650
>ninja 650
>>15003173
Fuck off cuck!
Well fuck you too people, I expected someone to help me, since I'm a newbie to bikes and needed some second opinion from people who know their shit, but since it's so fucking funny to you, I'll let you be
Keep your meme club to yourselves, I'm not coming back, thanks for the help
>>15003219
>Butthurt Cuckold detected
>>15003219
Just ask your dad m8.
>>15003124
>>15003219
sorry lad, you caught us during the nobike shitposting time.
KZ400 is fine but you'll have more fun on a more traditional street bike, maintenance will be better too
>>15003242
Kz400 are shit, lad.
>>15003219
>I'm not coming back
and nothing of value was lost. for some reason you seem to be under the impression that anyone wants MORE self-important nobike shitheads. quite the opposite, actually.
>>15003235
Father died along with my mother in a car-crash 13 years ago
It's hard for me to ask him something now, isn't it
>>15003242
Thanks man, appreciate it
Gonna stick with kz400 most likely, is there something I should be aware of when buying an used bike?
>>15003257
Be aware that's it's used
>>15003257
Old bikes are shit m8, huge money pits.
>>15003257
depending on age, it varies from everything to just consumables i.e. brake pads, oil, coolant, etc.
That's an 80s bike so expect to learn a lot about servicing a motorbike
>>15003083
Bike to sex. Bike from sex. Sex on bike?
